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Trying to lightly tease the Mistress but forgetting she actually scares really easily, especially with lewd stuff!

>> No.44188957
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>>44188441
I hate remilia!

>> No.44189169

>>44188957
Leave my wife alone.
Go climb a ladder made of dicks.

>> No.44189181

Why is Remilia so incontinent? Why does she keep punishing so many pairs of Pichuuns with her leakings?

>> No.44189271

>>44188957
>>44189181
Stop this at once

>> No.44189358
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Ojou sama is beautiful, ojou sama is powerful, ojou sama is charismatic, ojou sama is the love of my life...

>> No.44189391
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>>44189358
Ojou sama is a chunni brat who should stop pretending to be something she's not!

>> No.44189442

>>44189169
never, she made fun of my wife flandre

>> No.44189822

>>44189442
They only do it in jest. We should see about getting the two of them out on a picnic or something, maybe get Sakuya to help out.

>> No.44189911
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>>44188441
I love teasing my wife Remimi!

>> No.44191109
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>>44188441
Is it wrong to want to cuddle with my Mistress?

>> No.44191165
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>>44188441
God I wish I was Sakuya

>> No.44191741
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>>44188441
love me sister in law

>> No.44193229

>>44191165
Sakuya is so lucky...

>> No.44198024

>>44189358
Yeah well if you love her so much why don't you gay marry her?

>> No.44198029

>>44191109
Coffee enema.

>> No.44198035

>>44198024
Because she's already married to me.

>> No.44198123
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>>44198035
>>44198024
I sometimes fantasize about marrying a girl who cheats on me with another girl. Imagine Alice thinking "oh no this is so different with a man" in the nights that i am home and furiously scissoring with any of her girlfriends when I'm at work during the day.

>> No.44198191

>>44198123
Anon i think you need a therapist if you fantasize about getting cucked. Much less by a women

>> No.44198402

>>44198191
If i get cucked by a man I'd kill him and my wife before I knew it. Getting cucked by a woman, girls having their little secret, alice fucking me by the night and some girl by the day, me not having a clue about it, alice getting turned on by the thrill, now that's hot

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>>44198402
Anon... consider suicide.

>> No.44198539
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>>44198123
>>44198402
Wow an actual c/u/ck.
I strongly doubt you'd be killing anyone, not even yourself. And chances are your girl would not want to sleep with you at all.
Anyway, take your fantasies back to >>>/u/. This is the wrong thread for this.

>> No.44198719

>>44198123
Like the others said, miss me with that limp-dick cuck shit and go climb a wall of dicks.
I'm too busy putting little half bat babies in my bat wife like a normal Anon. Fuck outta here.

>> No.44198747

>>44189181
Stop it with such outrageous slander!

>> No.44199467
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>>44198123
>>44198402
I knew Alicefags were mentally ill, but I didn't think it was this bad.

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>>44198719
Barren, inhospitable, wasteland of a womb on that one. And even if that were not the case, she has no breasts to speak of to feed her children with. Luckily the Scarlet bloodline will survive through the fertile Flan.

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>>44199512
>fertile Flan
This is not a coincidence

>> No.44199750

>>44199512
Get off the internet and go take a shower, Flan, you stinky hiki.

>> No.44200902

>>44199512
Where did she get that smartphone

>> No.44201469

>>44199512
Flan also has no tits but she is very fertile (she is my wife)

>> No.44202223

>>44200902
She asked her sister to buy so she could start an onlyflans(no relation)

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>>44198525
Fuck off
>>44198719
Yeah her maid stops time and has a quickie with her every time you turn around.
>>44199467
I'm not mentally ill, it's hot.
>>44198539
It's different if you get cucked by a woman. Woman cheating on you with a woman is hot and you are all retarded.

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>>44202811
Anon, you're mental illness brought upon by feelings of inadequacy are showing

>> No.44203171

>>44202811
>It's different if you get cucked by a woman. Woman cheating on you with a woman is hot and you are all retarded.
And they say porn does not rot your brain huh.

>> No.44203320

>>44203171
It's girls' stuff though. Why would you care? Most women are half lesbian in denial anyway, have you seen how touchy-feely girls get with each other?

>> No.44203594

She'll be the one calling me "sama", not the other way around! I'll use my own fate manipulation powers on her first! She'll love me warmly!

>> No.44203609

>>44198123
I wonder, does this mean women dream of their man getting fucked by other men?

>> No.44203801

>>44203022
BUTT

>> No.44204096
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>>44202811
No anon, it's time to kys. I recommend hanging yourself, it's effective and doesn't hurt too bad.
You fantasize about the actual failure state of every man. If she's wiling to cheat on you with a woman she's wiling to cheat on you with a man too. Like your own words, it's ok and a secret that's kept from you when she's lezzing out but you'd magically know if she's fucking other men. Somehow. And isn't it funny how you assume she'll fuck around behind your back and you'll just fuck her in the evenings? Like sex is all she'd do her whole life, but primally sex that doesn't involve you. She might not even remember your name.
You just want to be cheated on, probably because you know you can't satisfy her sexually yourself. That's all there is to it.

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>>44189358
>t.

>> No.44204190

>>44202811
I always knew liking lesbians was just a gateway to either becoming a "woman" or a cuck.

>> No.44204216

Good time to remind anons that the LGBT are exterminated (REAL extermination) in Gensokyo.

>> No.44204922
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>>44199750
Isn't asking a vampire to step into running water basically asking them to go die?

>> No.44206543

>>44204922
Technically, yes. But they can take sitdown baths and even wade in a pool and sit in an osen as long as someone else isn't causing the water to shift violently. Plus, if "historical", Dracula was able to cross the ocean as long as he started at low tide as a sort of cheatcode to the limitation, and we all know that the Scarlets are much stronger than him.
And my Remi smells great after a good soak in the tub. Flumpf could, too, if she'd come out of the basement for more than blowing things up and stealing snacks.

>> No.44208069
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>>44203609
Hell no
>>44204096
It's not real cheating if she's doing it with a woman. Besides girl love is very pure and pious, when a man is involved it becomes very dirty
>>44204190
I am none of those things though.

>> No.44208095
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>>44208069
Literally this chart

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>>44208095
>look at this arbitrary chart bro this proves my point
sure

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>>44208139
How dare you invoke moko's name in vain?
She stands for none of this, none of it!
Men are meant to fuck women, and vice versa, NOT engage in dirty perverted homosexuality!!
You think that just because a dick isn't involved that it is somehow okay?
Rubbing clams together is an affront to a woman's biology, nothing more and nothing less!

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>>44208228
Mokou sounds like a hypocrite.

>> No.44208343
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>44208257
Silence, cuck. Go back to >>>/u/ and never crawl out of there. Stop shitposting about offtopic garbage.

>> No.44208347

>>44208257
This is Eirin in a shirt and suspenders, nice try.
Moko would never

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>>44208343
Honestly i never wanted this to be a big thing. It's your fault for giving me so many replies.
>>44208347
mokou hates male gay sex but endorses yuri.

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>>44208398
Homosexuality is wrong and you should kill yourself based on that alone, but you're also a literal cuck. So you should kill yourself twice as hard.

>> No.44208523
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>>44208413
Wtf?
>>44208469
You literally can't get cucked by women, fag

>> No.44208567

>>44208523
You literally talked about getting cucked by women, cuck.
>It's different if you get cucked by a woman
You're going against your own fantasy here.

>> No.44208577
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>>44208398
Better have something to back up that claim, since me and Mokou have read your post and concluded that this is lies and slander of the highest calibre.
Mokou is not a degenerate l*sbian, just a strong-minded tomboy. Any portrayals of anything else is total fiction, like your photograph there.
Her relationship with Keine is one of mutual suffering from their long lifespans, and is entirely non sexual.
Hell, the first time this disgusting trend came about it took a few hours to even get into her head the concept of homosexuality, and people were silly enough to follow it. Now if that doesn't tell you that she has literally no desire to fondle, see naked or fuck other girls, I don't know what will.

>> No.44208632

>>44208095
You can tell a European larping as an American made that chart

>> No.44208701
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>>44208567
>You're going against your own fantasy here.
No?
>>44208577
That photo doesn't show any kind of homosexuality though? The fact that you interpreted it as such itself tells me you're lying and mokou is too much of a coward to come out as a lesbo. I bet she didn't tell you that in those fight nights with Kaguya, the winner rapes the loser?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37cE20pFwwQ

>> No.44209084
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wtf happened to the Mistress's thread

>> No.44209101
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>>44209084
I posted something normal and people started screeching. i wasn't baiting - but if someone were, he'd have a very easy time.

>> No.44209130
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>>44209084
Cuckoldry, that's what.
Have something I had to censor as an apology.

>> No.44209153
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>>44209084
A self-loathing cuck trying to tell everyone he isn't a self-loathing cuck.
Honestly, it has nothing to do to Remimi, so I'm not sure why he didn't post his trash in Alice's thread instead. Or in one of the many NTR threads in this website.

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>>44209153
Or in actual /trash/. It's exactly that kind of people.

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>>44209221
Good thing everyone (who isn't a daywalker) on the jay is a god-fearing lolicon, not some degenerate who likes weird stuff like feet and shit.
There are some scary people out there...

>> No.44209401

>>44202811
Can't wait to see your cuck ass involuntarily committed!

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Oh no! All this yelling caused Remi to make oopsie-poopsies again! I'm going to need a couple of anons to help escort the Mistress to the changing table and keep her distracted while I change and wipe her. I get to keep her used Pichuuns though.

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>>44209814
On-topic shitposting isn't much better than off-topic since it's still shitposting.

Also, Flan > Remi.

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>>44209846
I have many more pictures of Flan than Remi, but I'm not sure if I'd necessarily rate her any much higher.
I guess I just like the appeal of a daughterhu, and Remi constantly pretending to be more mature than she is spoils that.

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Would Remi be more likely to cheat on her husband with Sakuya, Flan, or Patchouli?

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Yep, he's hurt over the revelation and trying to shitpost the thread to death now. Call the meidos on each of his posts.

>> No.44210162

>>44206543
The reason Flan seldomly comes out of the basement is we're too busy having intense breeding sex, something Remi would know nothing about. When we're done, she does go up and "steal" snacks for our post-sex gaming sessions, so she really doesn't have any time to be showering.

>> No.44210494

>>44210162
Oh but you misunderstand. Remi is busy having baby-making, mating-press, loving, handholding sex with me the entire time. Flan ends up stealing her snacks for our aftersex sessions. If that's the case, we should pool our money and get the two of them some dedicated snacks so there's no fighting. Deal?

>> No.44210634

>>44210494
Fine, the less time Flan has to be out of the basement the better, although why don't we just have the maids make snacks for us?

>> No.44210706
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>>44210634
Thats because I, the butler of the mansion is too busy having quasi-incestial intense fornication with the fairy maids at any given time. Unfortunately the fairy maids are simply too busy with me so that the ones that aren't are simply too overworked, I've asked them if they wished to not all be in an orgy nearly 24/7 to make the workload easier but they refused.

>> No.44210752

>>44210706
We could just get Sakuya to do it for us. Gods knows she does everything else around the mansion. Or Patchouli, even-can't she just magic up some snacks? Without Koakuma eating them all?

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>>44210752
It is impossible to keep a succubus occupied 100% of the time, even if you hire someone full time to do only that.

t. Koakuma's "assistant"

>> No.44210815

>>44210752
While you are all so busy with your little distractions, Marisa will be coming by every hour of the day to steal anything not nailed to stone.
That's because I have been having hot exhausting breeding sex with the gatekeeper all this time, without break or pause other than when one of us passes out from overwork, during which period the other gets a handful of minutes to eat and drink just enough to keep going.
Her guard hut is starting to smell like a fishmongers on a hot day, and the stank is so potent that it's acting as an aphrodisiac for the fairies, you're welcome butler-san.

You didn't appreciate how much work Meiling did for you all, and now you're paying the price as everything you hold dear ends up for sale in Kourindou a day after it goes missing.

>> No.44210864

>>44210706
Oh so the Mistress isn't enough for you? I bet you're also invovled with the head maid, maybe even the gatekeeper? Just another example of how my beloved Flan is better in every way, as she's enough for me, maybe even more.

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>>44210864
>everyone is one person
I'd lamabst you further for being a schizo but its time for our scheduled nightly orgy to begin. The day shift fairies get to go first and they pooled their wages to get me a stamina drug from Eientei. Its going to be a long shift.

>> No.44210913

>>44210864
You had better get your head checked if you think there would be any time left in Meilings life for anything but me.
Literally, I'm filling up a decent portion of her.

>> No.44210976

>>44210815
On the contrary, anon. Marisa won't be stealing shit because I spend every waking hour of the day nailing her down to a bed, couch, floor, or any other compatible surface. The runoff of our all-day breeding sessions has pooled up so severely that the forest is being overrun by an invasive species of nut-fueled aphrodisiac mushrooms, causing the local animal youkai population to go into constant heat.

On the plus side, it sounds like you'll be making enough mini-gatekeepers to fend off all the children I'm putting into Marisa over the next couple decades. I look forward to relaxing in adjacent lounge chairs on the mansion lawn to watch the kids go to war with each other. Coffee, tea, or beer?

>> No.44210983

>>44210864
I don't think you understand...... there's multiple Anons in the mansion. I'm the one keeping the Mistress satisfied, considering I'm her husband. The others are just doing what comes natural to the ones they love. Except the fairy orgy Anon; he's just a horndog.
The Remi is enough for me, till death do us part. And I'm not ready to part, from her waist or her heart.

>> No.44211001

>>44210976
Once me and the Mistress get a few dhampir kids running around, sure. Sounds like a plan. How about we start with a chai-green tea, then snacks, then a break to tend to our wives, then a good supper with beer?

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>>44210983
>Except the fairy orgy Anon; he's just a horndog
Hey! I'd take offense to that if you weren't 100% correct!
Besides I'm sure they'd calm down once I get enough pregnant to reach critical mass...
I'm going to make so many fairies that they alone will cause a major incident

>> No.44211069

>>44211001
>a break to tend to our wives
I'm more in favor of having them tend to us, but either way sign me up. I'll bring some nice mushrooms to grill.

>> No.44211088

>>44211069
Hey, I married a High class girl, and I'm a gentlemen-Ladies cum first.

>> No.44211102

>>44211088
Ah, forgive me. My wife's a bit of a gutter slut so it's easy to forget my manners.

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>>44211102
>>44211088
Both of you should remember to follow the proper orgasm to ejaculation ratio. Its an equation i set up to be able to handle the surplus of fairy maids and ensure I do my job as butler/fairy maid stress relief properly. Now if you'll excuse me my smoke break is over and the fairies are calling.

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>>44209153
>y-you're self loathing bro
The reason i posted this is because you retards were talking about that anon gay marrying remilia btw.
>>44209221
Kys
>>44209250
If someone were a boob person he would not like remilia
>>44209814
Ew
>>44210000
Checked, but flan is sister and incest = bad. Sakuya is a servant and she'd be damned if she had to get intimate with her servant. Patchy is just stinky.
She does it with celestials.
>>44210056
I made that last post and went to sleep, fag. He isn't me.
>>44209401
??
>>44210976
Please make sure to let marisa go for a few hours so she can come fuck my wife alice on my bed.

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>>44209814
Very well, but I get to be the routine pichuun checker in return.

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this thread made me realize why I feel such a disgust towards lesbos

>> No.44213227

>>44213154
It's okay, Remi. You and I both know that Patchouli sees you as a treasured friend and sister and nothing inappropriate like those weirdos outside keep mumbling about. Now come back to bed, already. You shouldn't be bothered by the perverted thoughts of your lessers and your spots getting cold. I got us some tea Sakuya made to help you get back to sleep. I can also massage your wings like you enjoy, if it helps.

>> No.44213248

>>44213154
I never really cared much about lesbos, but /u/fags are always insufferable even when not trying to troll

>> No.44213264

>>44213154
This but the opposite.

>> No.44213274

>>44213264
>this thread made me realize why I feel such a disgust towards lesbos
>but the opposite.
So you feel love towards homosexual men...?

>> No.44213315

>>44213274
I've made a terrible mistake...

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>>44213154
/u/tards are one of THE worst fetishists on the site. Like top 3.

>> No.44215905

Respect the cuck.

>> No.44216812
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>>44215905
Oxymoron that does not make sense.

>> No.44216815

>>44215737
You say that when this >>44209814 bum has been regular in Remi threads.

>> No.44217012

>>44213154
I don't.
I just want to pin them to the ground and fuck them until they turn straight.

>> No.44217029

>>44215905
How can i respect someone that does not even respect himself?

>> No.44217199

>>44216815
Cha/d/s post way worse material than c/u/cks, but aren't as vocal. In the end, they are both bad.

>> No.44217263

>>44217199
The diaperfag is way more persistent than the carpet munchers.

>> No.44217686

>>44217199
>/d/
He's a scatfag. Not even /d/ wants people like him.

>> No.44220074 [DELETED] 
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finally an italian thread

>> No.44220420

>>44220074
There's my pretty wife.

>> No.44220443
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Nah, get out of here.

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>>44220420

>> No.44222312

I want Remi to step on me.

>> No.44222496

>>44222312
As my beautiful wife, Remi is going to carry my babies after passionate, hand holding, mating press sex.

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>>44222312
ah i piedi

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>>44222496
Excuse me, but that's MY wife you're speaking about and she is already having my children

>> No.44222658

>>44222577
Funny, I don't remember talking to myself about the second kid of mine Remi is currently carrying.

>> No.44225291

>>44220443
Ojou-sama...

>> No.44225389

>>44222577
The west is saved

>> No.44225492
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I like this Remilia

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>>44225492
>sample

>> No.44227714 [DELETED] 

I want to change her diapers so badly.

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>>44227714

>> No.44228084 [DELETED] 

>>44227714
burn alive

>> No.44228116
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Look at this bat

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>>44227872
Don't cry over that subhuman filth, Remi, it's beneath you.

Here, I got you a cake!

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>>44227872
Remi is crying because she made a messy! >>44227714 has his chance! Remember to wipe Ojou-sama properly so she doesn't get a rash.

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>>44222577
>>44222496
I regret to inform both of you that I already married and impregnated her long ago

>> No.44228670

>>44204190
Woah there, porn as a whole is cringe but lesbians are the least cringe of it all. Why would you want to watch some other dude's dick, you closeted faggot?

>> No.44228685

here comes another /u/tard pushing his homosexuality fetish

>> No.44228788
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>>44228406
What an imposter. Good thing I learned magic and became a Magician just so Remi and I could live together for the rest of her life with our beautiful children.
Take this:

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>>44228788
Remilia has already bent fate so I'll never be accepted by such spells, you have already lost

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>>44228899
She also bent fate to where she would accept me as her husband and that we would be together forever in a loving relationship with multiple children.

>> No.44228976

I can't believe Reimillia is such a rude girl that she'd play around with the hearts of all these anons like this...?

>> No.44228991
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>>44228976
All the more reason for why Flan > Remi

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>>44228991
Very true, even the mischievous fairy maids would never do something like this

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>>44228991

>> No.44230060

>>44212010
>Please make sure to let marisa go for a few hours
You might not believe this, but I actually do. Problem is, she's either too exhausted to move or comes right back to me for more.

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>>44228976
This fucking brat needs to be taught a lesson
>>44228991
Are we really to believe the basement dwelling younger sister that is Flandre would never do something like this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHm-VV4L4Ko

>> No.44233275

Remi!

>> No.44233559

every year i am astounded at how remilia threads somehow manage to consistently become even shittier, without fail.

>> No.44233840
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>>44233559
Do something to increase their quality, then. You're as responsible for this situation as most of us here.

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>>44228991
Oh God... my lungs, dissolving.
My poisoned body now addicted to my Mistresses' feety bouquet!

>> No.44235336

Remilia will marry Sakuya.

>> No.44235419
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>>44235265
her feets take ur breath away

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>> No.44235651

Kissing Remi must taste foul as fuck, with her mouth smelling and tasting of nothing but blood

>> No.44235763
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>>44235651
Don't worry so much, i brush her teeth thoroughly after brushing, just go ahead you might taste my cum though

>> No.44236435

>>44235763
look at that mouth... I NEED to stick my dick in there

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>>44236435
it would be extremely painful

>> No.44242971

>>44236594
Is she having fun

>> No.44243454

>>44236594
God I wish that were me. I didn’t understand the sex appeal of vampires until Remilia entered my life.

>> No.44243463
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>>44243454
it won't hurt her spit calms the victim to allow easier feeding

>> No.44243467

>>44243463
It's not a physiological effect, she's just really cute!

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>>44243467
its both. i wouldn't mind being a host to the cute Remi

>> No.44243773

>>44243463
Hey, even if it hurts a bit, I’ll learn to live with it. I want the mistress to feed off of me after a night of Suggs.

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>>44243773
just a small pinch

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>>44236594
I do not care

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>> No.44252387

>>44236594
She's a big girl.

>> No.44252401
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>>44188441
The Scarlet Sisters!

>> No.44252487
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>>44252387
for you

>> No.44252500

>>44252401
Wait.
Somethings off....

>> No.44252522
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>>44252500
Yeah, Remilia looks much cuter than usual, today.
More mature, too.

>> No.44255135

UNWASHED

>> No.44255153

HAIRY

>> No.44255196
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MAID CUNT

>> No.44255202

RAVAGED

>> No.44255221

BY DIRTY

>> No.44255243
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500-YEARS OLD

>> No.44255545
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...
>yes
>no

>> No.44255565

>>44255545
No. I want to see what happens if i refuse.

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>>44255565

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>>44255243

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>>44222577
>>44228406
>Remilia putting on a gut and pretending it's pregnancy to save face.
how pathetic

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>>44256182

>> No.44258232

>Good thread ruined by a cuck
Cucks are like trannies

>> No.44259624

>>44255545
Absolutely, yes. The funny thing is that I'm holding the chocolate I made for her behind my back but she presented hers first.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9jISKU25E

>> No.44263883
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>>44256925
But it's been over 500 years since Remi last washed her feets!

>> No.44264086

>>44263883
Not true in the slightest. Vampires can't cross running water. That doesn't mean anything about not taking a good, hot bath or a long soak in the onsen. And she smells like rose oil and vanilla. Flan is the stinky one, but a good kinda stink mixed with citrus and strawberries. Patchouli smells like patchouli and mint. Meiling smells like fresh soil after the rain and mandarin orange, Sakuya smells like chocolate and bourbon, and Koakuma smells like something that has a bleach smell to it. The fairies smell like sweet tarts, and the hobgoblins smell like leather and Jack Daniel's no.7 after a long day at work.

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>>44264086
I hope ojou-sama doesn't wash her feet. She'd let her sweet and sticky sweat cover her soles and in between her cute toes too. Imagine the smell as she pulls up her small delicate foot, before roughly stepping on your face. Giggling before forcing you to lick them clean.

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>>44264456
She never changes her socks or shoes either. She gets SO sweaty and stinky as she scampers about the SDM all day.

>> No.44264772

>>44264480
chemical weapons are banned

>> No.44268991
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Remi's feet odor will turn me into a mutant and loyal servant!

>> No.44270279

Don't you have anything better to do than spamming this thread with your awful fetish?

>> No.44270440

Remi's.....stinky.....feet....

>> No.44272973

Imagine the smell of remi's 500 year old unwashed vampire feet mixing with the smell of her fully loaded diaper.

>> No.44273872
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If you fags are going to be degenerate, then at least talk about the important things. Like what Remi’s armpits would smell like. Or what her urine would taste like.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rYcSK3CSAo

>> No.44275610
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>>44273872
sadly footfags will be footfags
Personally I'd rather purepost

>> No.44278887

>>44275610
I want some

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Heres a drink to wash it down

>> No.44279208
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Remillia CHARISMA OVERDRIVE

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>>44278887
You can try some of Remi's foot water (it's a bit gloopy so you may have to chew a bit before it goes down, and you may have to pinch your nose if the smell is too overpowering)

>> No.44283001

>>44280598
>>44272973
>>44270440
>>44268991
>>44264480
>>44264456
>>44263883
i'd like to claw out your fucking intestines

>> No.44283152

Polluting Netherland's water supply and killing thousands with Remi's dirty feet!

>> No.44283434

>>44283152
get stabbed

>> No.44283858

>>44283001
He'd die quickly. I'd use bamboo torture.

>> No.44288438

>>44283152
It will give them eternal life!!

>> No.44290427

Okay but why is her brand called 'Pichuuns'? Why not something like "Charisma"?!

>> No.44290718
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>>44290427
Charisma is a potty brand, see >>44212501. Elegant young Ojou-samas can't have charisma until they learn to control their leaky loli bodies!

>> No.44290818

>>44290718
I see, now it all makes sense! I assume Flan must be responsible for the Charisma branch of the business, then?

>> No.44290914
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>>44290818
She has an interest in Remi's side of the business as well!

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>>44290914
Wish I could get my hands on some limited edition Flanchuuns. They probably cost a fortune, though.

>> No.44292106

Diaper and feet niggers make every remi thread unusable. I regret making this thread

>> No.44293514 [DELETED] 

>>44292106
Are there any other /jp/ variants available where thirdworld subhumans taking over every fucking thread?

>> No.44293532

>>44292106
Are there any other /jp/ variants available where thirdworld subhumans don't take over every fucking thread?

>> No.44299506

>>44293532
Really want to know this, myself.

>> No.44303449
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si6OaRv63xA

>> No.44314653

Does blood still taste good to her if its taken out via IV first?

>> No.44315401

>>44314653
Remilia probably does not mind at all, she can mix the blood with other stuff to make it taste better.

>> No.44319777
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Remilia Scarlet is yandere for you and is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?

>> No.44319832
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>>44319777
Death, by old age with a dozen dhampir kids by my side.

>> No.44319880

>>44319832
This

>> No.44319898 [SPOILER] 
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>>44319777
I wait for the next solar eclipse to become Dracula.

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>>44319777
I have sex with Flandre instead.

>> No.44320113

>>44319832
What if your dhampir daughter becomes a fathercon?

>> No.44320325
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>>44320113
Tell my wife to have a talk with her, incest is wrong and disgusting. I will not corrupt my daughter's perfect genetics for selfish reasons.

>> No.44320367

>>44320325
Your dhampir daughter will name herself Ailimer and swear to destroy her mother.

>> No.44320391
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>>44320367
I will threaten to tell her auntie Flan about her wish to kill Remilia.
If that doesn't work I will be forced to make them spend time together locked up in the basement.
Killing your own mother is a cardinal sin, and I will not be neglectful of my marriage and parenthood and allow her to commit such a vile act.

>> No.44321457

>>44319777
I don't. Unlike the others, I stay with her by prolonging my life and spending the rest of her life together with as many children as we can have. I live my life next to her making her and the children as happy and cared for as I possibly can, while making sure I can take care of her sister and the other residents and treat them with the respect and kindness they deserve. And after an eternity of shared happiness I would hope she would pass before me, so she didn't have to live with the pain of not being together. She wouldn't have to be yandere for me-I already love her.

>> No.44321552

>>44320391
Good call. Aunt Flandre will surely talk Ailimer out of killing her own mother and convice her to turn her into a cuckquean instead. Remi would no doubt enjoy impotently watching her own daughter stealing her husband from her right in front of her.

>> No.44323736

>>44320391
Cute sisters

>> No.44324153

>>44320391
Funny sisters

>> No.44324488
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I've been forgetting to praise ojou sama as of late, my negligence is unforgivable...!!!!

>> No.44324504

>>44279208
Nobody can escape the grasp of her overflowing charm

>> No.44324671

>>44320391

The coolest sisters.

>> No.44328745
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Her nails need polishing

>> No.44332201
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>> No.44338447
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44338447

what about remislop

>> No.44338448
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>>44268991
i want you fucking dead

>> No.44338737

>>44319777
Why would I want to escape? It has always been a dream of mine to be taken in by a wealthy older woman who would take care of my needs.

>> No.44338848

>>44338737
That situation is certain death. She will either accidently break you or will get bored and discard you.

>> No.44338905

>>44338848
If that is the price of living an aristocratic life for even a short time then I will pay it. That said, I would still try to finesse my way into eternal life before accepting death.

>> No.44339188

>>44319962
this

>> No.44339330

>>44338447
She's cute.

>> No.44339362

Rejecting Remilia on account of her overly youthful appearance!

>> No.44339386

>>44339362
Making Remimi cry!
She has you hauled to the bloodbag dungeon!
You keep rejecting her on principle since you're not a pedophile!
Dying of dehydration in a dark isolated cell!

>> No.44341733

>>44188441
Why would you tease the lady?

>> No.44345539
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110922678
its up

>> No.44348437

>>44338448
Cute

>> No.44350686
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lori remillia
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQzXYfXNMhM

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7WzWySS0L0

>> No.44350877
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very cute
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7WzWySS0L0

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beautiful
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xThvGc3eY0

>> No.44355168

>>44328745
Cool vampire

>> No.44355172

my lungs

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