/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The wurm, it seems, has turned

>>44184501
Yerb worm a qt

>>44184501
thanks OP, you did good

>>44184555
All wurms are cute, even those with a clever air about them

you will give them your lunch money

>>44184591
how did they figure out I've been getting free lunches by fucking the lunchlady

>>44184591
>Eating lunch
Silly Cats, lunch means I'm at work an hour longer than normal

>>44184572
All dragons are cute

>go anon! go!
>fuck her good!
>...a-and then m-me

>>44184555
I had to check if he drew one of the worms proper, and he did!
>>44184591
I'll just tell them a human bully already took my money.

>>44184626
>Dorkasnorea
>Cute

If she's so cute, how come she's still not married?

ears

>>44184626
>Dragons are cute!
>Undead are cute!
>Cats are cute!
The war never ends...

>>44184632
>"You thought it was a rough and tumble bully but it was mweeeee!"
>"....Now hand over your cash, Mama's gotta buy a pair of melons."

>>44184640
Every man thinks she's out of his league with a single glance, it can't be easy being in the top tier of an already top-tier species and royalty too.

>>44184661
explain all the necromancer-wannabe graverobbers who wont leave dragonia's crypts alone, then

>>44184661
Ah yes, the lilim problem.
This is a serious problem, and is setting a bad example for young, impressionable monsters.
How can we get these femcels laid?

Will this thread be alwight?

>>44184689
I hope so. Make sure the report the /v/ermin one as spam.

>>44184651
big
fluffy
ears

>>44184673
Anon please.
Stealing the queens great grand cousin who was unmarried in life is complete separate from attempting to romance the high queen of the dragons.

Welcome to the carnival

>>44184720
Wow, Pyrow-chan graduated from Clown College!

>>44184720
Sorry mam, I run blue black.

>Be anon
>Portals open
>Suddenly have a dragon/wight claiming that they have an ancestral claim to you and your land
>And demons claiming that your great great great grandparents made a deal with the devil so they own your soul.
>I mean sure, they were just talking into the void but if demons were around back then they totally would've taken that deal so it still counts
>This is not to mention the oceoleomeh who thinks that your tiny house is an ancient hunting ground integral to her religion
>And the griffon who has moved into your attic as her new nest

This is not fair. I was here first.

So what are we gonna do again in 12 hours when the mgefags come back to spam and make 100s of posts about the deepest lore nobody cares about?

>>44184685
Dragons like Deonora and the bullied one in the arena are difficult to approach, you'd need to be able to either challenge and beat them up, or be very careful and clever.

Alarming new research has found that mofu addiction may not require any physical contact but can also be caused by sufficient exposure to pictures of fluff.

>>44184685
Just teach them to approach men first.

>>44184745
You owe them reparations. You really think they would go all the way to your house if they DIDN'T have a claim to you.

>>44184745
Thats nothing.
I had some weirdo Scandinavian wights show up and claim that by right of discovery my home belongs to them.

>>44184745
Get a demon lawyer to lay some legalese jujitsu on them and get them to fuck off
>bu-but then I'll have to live with the demon
So? She's willing to don a maid outfit and serve you breakfast in bed. Doesnt sound so bad now, does it?

>>44184720
ah yes the clowns of honking fury
using special fire to burn away those inhibtions of yours and make you let us and fuck a passionate clown girl

>>44184842
>Look out window
>See a wight in a viking helmet, a conquistador lizardmen, a mad hatter in an explorers hat and an astrowurm planting flags in your lawn.

>>44184862
I swear, you live in the new world and everyone starts showing up like you're handing out candy.
>Wurm.
>"Eh? Silly Anon, of course I can't claim to find it, you live here! I'm just marking it for conquest!"
>"Welcome to the Scalian Star-Empire Human!"

>>44184720
Is there anyone alive whose head doesn't have THAT clown music living rent free in, ready to burst out at a moment's notice?

>>44184846
this propaganda before breakfast is unfair

>>44184862
>>44184888
well time to make some wives from new invaders and play it off like its a normal ritual of being a villager

>>44184893
Entry of the Gladiators?

>>44184792
these conspiracy theories about fluff keeps getting weirder and weirder. your computer cant put you in a hypnotic state of euphoria just because it shows pictures of fluff. remember to validate things you see online before blindly believing it. intensely watch this video 5 times without pause and see for yourself just how inert mofu is when seen through a screen.

>>44184899
>"By the laws of this land you are now blessed with good luck."
>'How quaint, these local barbarians sure ar-'
>"You are also now my wife."
>'....Clever boy.'

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

What's better
>goblins roofying guys at bars
>goblin bandits
>goblin merchant gypsies

>>44184888
>>44184745

>You've been laying low since those big purple rifts opened in the sky
>It's not like they can detect virgins through walls
>Right?
>Wake up to see the above scene on your lawn
>"I was here first! And by the human law of "finders keepers", anon is rightfully mine!"
>"The seed of a virgin must be spilled by ocelomeh hands on this ancient land, or else a terrible cataclysm will befall the world. Yes, me being upset is a terrible cataclysm."
>"Nonono I'm claiming anon for the her majesty, the Queen of Hearts, and for Wonderland, and for me!"
>"I wonder if anon will mind if I eat his garden gnomes..."

Well anons, who are you going with? You don't want to cause a diplomatic incident, do you?

>>44184893
Always

Massive Milky Monster Mammaries Make My Mind Melt.

>>44184969
Inform them that they clearly got the wrong house and there is nothing of value here, direct them next door.
Also no, you cannot eat the gnomes.

>>44184806
Deonora is almost there, she's tempted to go incognito as a tour guide

>mge spam
I'm out. I'll come back later

>>44185020
don't bother

>>44185025
mgefags are the source of all our problems and it's getting really obvious.

>>44185048
Weren't you leaving?

>>44185048
schizo mick please, go back to /vg/ and take all the other pests with you

>>44185057
>>44185055
report ad ignore for trolling

>>44184969
i just start eating rocks in front of them while wearing nothing

>>44184969
On one hand, three of them are clearly trying to justify their personal feelings under the thin veneer of duty and honor while the wurm simply accepts it as natural and has already moved to pondering deeper questions.
Although how a wurm would eat a garden gnome seems by far the more important question.

>>44185067
Ah I see you've chosen the wurm.

>>44185067
Good job anon, now they think you are some primitive ape who needs to be brought into civilized society. I hope you like getting fussed over by an ocelomeh, going to fancy tea parties with a hatter, learning table manners with the wight and how to chew your gnomes properly with a wurm.

>>44185074
She likes the taste of ceramics. She really likes the taste of painted ceramics, even though the red and blue gnomes taste exactly the same, she swears one tastes of strawberry and the other blueberry.

>>44185085
Truly wurms are fascinating creatures.
Granted, she probably eats precious metals so its not that far of a stretch.

>>44185074
Anatural born philosopher
>>44185085
It's like how m&ms have slightly different flavours if you see the colour before, I enjoy green and blue the most myself

>>44184969
>Anon smugly tells them this house has been in his family for generations
>And he plans to give it to his children
>Covers his mouth too late
>Monsters share a look and instantly agree to respect Anon's conditions

>>44185151
Ask not why the wurm does, simply accept that she does.

>>44185173
It makes sense to me

>>44185151
>It's like how m&ms have slightly different flavours if you see the colour before
I think that's just placebo.

>>44184971
>>44184893
Bogie battle music inside the circus arena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvMtb-Xx00

>>44185162
This is a really good artist.

>>44184501
pump and pray bro

>>44185184
Sorry, I don't know what that means, I dropped out of pharmsci

>>44185196
Placebo means it does nothing but your brain thinks it does something so it tricks itself.

I'm really starting to come into bogies more. Clown wife sounds fun and not in an obnoxious way like cheshires.

>>44185206
Yes yes, of course, can you explain more wonders of the universe? like why do microwaves all have clocks? sure you need to know how long it will take for food but who goes to their microwave for the hour?

>>44185206
Turns out the wurm isn't lying or getting a placebo effect, she is really just a connoisseur of garden gnomes and ceramics

>>44185226
The wine of the earth...

>>44185237
Her and Ms Sandworm have a rock tasting club

>>44185222
Interesting. I think a clown wife would be obnoxious but a Chesh wife would always be weak to ear scritches. Also I grew up with 2 hobo clown paintings in my bedroom so basically I hate clowns forever.

>>44185246
It's very easy to silence a bogie. Just mime zipping her lips shut.

>>44185223
See, thats just big Clock keeping you down.
They don't want you to know that anything can have a little clock built into it so that you don't need purpose built clocks anymore.

>>44185226
...Those gnomes don't have lead paint now do they?

>>44185246
Bogies seem like they've got the fun, zany attitude but would have a level of chill to them. As they also venture into the realm of scary and horror if their potential mate is a bad person. All in all, more balanced.

Cheshires are Spades suit in Wonderland, so they're hyperactive and mischievous. Zero chill and always dragging you from one place to the next.

Don't get more wrong, I absolutely adore both, and while cheshires have long held a special place in my heart, bogies are coming out on top for me.

>>44185259
wow, that's amazing anon, maybe everything should have a little clock

>>44185288
>Tfw no shog rods of god

>>44185288
Fucking shogs.

>>44185288
Dammnit shoggy!
Not again!

>>44185280
This is a good take on it. And kakuens and pixies get left to the side as tricksters.

>>44185288
>For here, am I sitting in a shogcan
>Far above the kikis
>Planet earth is goo, and there's nothing I can do

>>44185222
i want both for maximum headache

>>44185288
I don't care what the committee says, we are using the Lance of Longinus

>>44185358
If only.

>>44185288
>get sent to investigate a derelict space station in an abandoned star system
>zero inhabitants
>in a state of near disrepair
>land aboard the station and explore
>life support systems still functional for some unexplained reason
>start hearing noises like someone or something else is onboard
>going from room to room trying to find anything of value
>come to a door that won't budge
>unable to force your way in
>attempt to leave the way you came in
>that door is also now stuck
>panic sets in
>the doors and walls turn to slim, purple goop with eyes
>SHOGGED
And that's how you become the owner of an old space station

>>44185257
That works on the mime variant, not sure if this applies to regular ones too.

>>44185406
It works on them, the same way it works on cheshires. The more cartoon physics zany bullshit they do, the more susceptible they are to it in kind.
If you are unsure how wacky your chesh/bogie is, try doing the first notes of shave and a haircut.

>kej loli pursuing you
>whatever; you're way more athletic
>something wraps around both shoulders
>she's not pulling you back or using more hair, oddly enough
>as soon you look back out of curiosity, she runs toward you, jumps and sails over you, giggling and laughing the whole time
>she wraps more hair around you, using you to slow her fall as she lands directly in front of you
>her expression is so excited and happy, like she just got off of a roller coaster.
>out of all the things a monster girl could do to you, being used to pole vault wasn't one of them, you think to yourself as she takes you home.

>>44185370
I could swear I've seen this exact idea discussed before

>>44184720
Sorry but I'm a golgari lover

>>44185424
>loli kejourou
Underrated concept, although most of the thoughts I have about it are lets just say on the lewder side.

>Scary monsters doing cute things
Or
>Cute monsters doing scary things

>>44185494
Ms titania is an accomplished deviljho hunter and can skin one in an alarmingly short amount of time

>>44185494
The former. I want a monster that looks like she'd rip me to shreds, but in reality she's a sweetheart that wouldn't hurt a fly.

>>44185494
>Scary monsters doing cute things
I'm a slave to gap moe, some monsters like Demon and Dragon are made for this.

>>44185494
I like the former, but the latter is also very appealing to me.
Pissed off weresheep busting my door in with a realm silver axe type shit, or that one holst pic.

>>44185545
>Anooon, you really should shear me Anoooon.

>>44185494
The former especially when she gets flustered after getting caught doing it

>>44185554
>FORTY WHACKS THEN FORTY LAMBS ANOOOON

>>44185545
>Kesaran Pasaran dropping her usual dopey smile to a stoic glare and giving out a vague threat before quickly smiling again

>>44184501

>>44185578
>She pulls a tiny knife from her fluff.
>"You WILL get dizzy "

>>44185468
I have talked about it before, yes.

>>44185590
>She doesn't stop smiling as she does the "finger across throat" gesture

>>44185468
>thread
>new ideas
lol

>>44185606
>>44185634
It's a good idea though

>>44185631
The 'low tier' uprising has begun.
All shall suffer before the wrath of the forgotten .

>>44185655
I would like to think that if the portals ever did open, the MG community online just has a very specific set of tastes, and every MG would be loved equally.
Otherwise rip mushrooms and lamps.

>>44185695
I mean, I really wouldn't say no to 99% of monster girls.
I'd be happy with a doom shroom or Pot Devil.

>>44185655
The leader is probably someone like a Otohime

>>44185726
Do you think all monster girls are even really that aware of different species?
Imagine going up to a weresheep and saying "Sorry, but I prefer Shoggoths" and when you explain what a shoggoth is she looks at you like you were insane.

>>44185756
>"I will show these fools that the dragon title isn't just for show!"
>Has sea slime servants assisting her.
oh no, our Hubris.


>>44185761
I'm pretty sure they are as its pretty hard to hide the fact that a weresheep has legs and a medusa has a giant snake tail.

>woah, that sea slug girl sure looks slow
>better encircle her and attack her back anyway
>just to be sure
>hehe, being so cautious, I will reach demon lord's castle in no time

>>44185824
Well, the sea is a nice place anyway

>>44185824
She won't see it coming!

>>44185695
>lamps
The poor girl is extremely easy to forget for some reason.

Why the hell are there two threads?

>Be order hero storming Lescatie or even Demon lord's castle
>Have to pretend not to notice all the tour groups pointing and taking pictures at you
>The tour guide is even saying what village you came from

>>44185846
Because >>44183679 and janny is a dum dum.
Let's move on and discuss something like what else is good to feed Soldier Beetles besides appols.

>>44185875
Strawberries!

>>44185846
Some /v/ tourist was too impatient to wait for the old thread to 404.

>>44185875
Anon has earned the loyalty of this soldier beetle.

>>44185085
>tfw the invading monsters try and teach him something
>Run away by climbing into the trees, then eating the apples in said trees then sleeping

>>44185881
It's much easier for them to pick strawberries than to reach high branches, so it's a much more familiar taste to them.

>>44185893
imagine how cool a rhino soldier beetle might look

>>44185932
>Big, spiked shield, lance, and is just simply LARGE
Truly a terrifying beetle gal.

>Solider beetles with a big horn flips you onto her back

>>44185865
>Now they're asking for anon's autograph
>"Watch out anon, I hear there's a big bad dangerous monster in the next room!"
>They've got a whole seating area to watch anon get his teeth kicked in

I got few hours of time, let's make some monster girl pics

>>44185875
I'm now imagining taking a Soldier Beetle to human restaurants to try things

>>44185992
Gimmie a sleepy looking Lich

>>44185992
Sea slime and Flow Kelp just floating in the sea as if they were sunning themselves with sunglasses on.

>>44185992
Do this>>44185970

>>44185916
I bet they'd like cherries too!

>>44185992
Gyaru imp eating french fries, optionally with a friend!

>>44185945
imagine her horns
and then seeing her cousin being a cute jeel beetle

>>44185992
Dullahan waitress serving her head in one of those silver dome cover things

would a golden tortise beetle girl be haughty?

>>44185992
First person POV of a p'orcer charge coming straight at you. Can be 1 or as many p'orcers as you like

>>44186065
>Bony crest almost like a helmet.
>An impressive, large horn jutting from it into a sharp tip.
>Isn't just taller but a bit bustier and buffer as well.
>Smaller soldier beetle still has a mostly flat expression but for a tiny pout.

>>44185875
Any good soldier beetle stories?

>>44185992
Pharaoh lording over a sand pyramid

>>44185997
>Your food arrives
>She's never used utensils before
>So she just watches you eat for a while
>Then she imitates you, and eats
>She finds it very delicious
>smiling at a little instead of loudly exclaiming it
>tugging on your sleeve to get your attention she asks if you've made something like it before, which you say yes to.
>She tells you she wants you to make it next time instead of eating out
>When you ask why, she simply states that was she just ate was missing something important
>"Your love"

>>44185916
Most species of beetle can fly.

>>44186183
Gee anon how come you had to go and make me feel things

Dogshit reply/poster ratio compared to previous thread.

>>44186092
>Haughty and capable of more emotive expressions
>Just charismatic enough that they perform most trade functions and take the 'gold' part of their name quite seriously.
>Still have a small weakness for fruits.

>>44186204
Good point. It's hard to imagine one of Soldier Beetles flying, so that must be quite a sight.

>/vg/fags starting to come over here now that their shitpost thread has died
I will not have this monkeying around

>>44186204
>tfw you were told to stay out the bugged woods
>but the fruits are too delicious as well as the bumblebee girls dont bother you
>You get near to a new tree
>A strange fruit you;ve never seen
>much like a heart and pink
>so you quickly climb up it and try and grab one
>Its delicous
>Then as you grab for another, a hand thats too hard and nail like to be human grabs onto yours
>"No no no~, u little thief"
>And thats how i meant your mother, Ms. Soldier beetle
>>44186269
>>44186269
>when scared, they flatten themselves and hide their legs in body in their shell like body like a tortise

>>44186220
3.7 posts per ip vs 4.5 posts per ip, wow big fuckind deal.
Keep crying that regulars here don't want your /vg/ garbage culture

Sweaty smelly fox

>>44186286
I imagine she would sound like a helicopter taking off.

>>44186286
Ride of the Valkyries intensifies
Imagine a bunch of loudly flapping wings from a group of human+ sized Soldier Beetles who go dun-du-dun-duun, dun-du-dun-duun in a completely deadpan voice

>>44186311
Need this but with danuki instead

>>44185992
Danuki with her mouth open and hot breath, looking at the viewer

>>44186298
>Spook her.
>Goes from casually smug to an "EEP!" And lays on the ground, legs folding under her carapace and hands going over her head.
>After a while she peeks out and sees you there.
>Goes Frightened to haughty in three seconds flat.
>"Hey! Don't you know how rude it is to just sneak up on people like that! What if I were naked or in the middle of something important!"

>>44186335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp0k6VDXUOQ

>>44186362
shocker.

>>44186370
I'm gonna slowly eat an apple in front of her while she's unable to do a thing because such foods are below her!
except she really really wants an apple!

>Soldier beetle wants to go flying while carrying you
>Hands you a music player with headphones
>Start listening while you're flying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKjp44EmScI

>>44186437
>Soldier beetle bites other end of apple while it's in your mouth
>Starts growling when you try to pull her off it
>Keeps growling when you try to stop biting it yourself

Do they growl, or do they click or something? I know nothing about bugs

>>44186437
>"Some apple you picked off the tree? Please! It needs to come straight from a well tended orchard!"
>"D-do you even know what variant of apple that is? Probably not, shows how much you know?"
>"....."
>"...Can I have a slice?"

>>44186460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfJZ8R0Dy6g

>>44186482
That's adorable.
Does this mean that some arachne bark?

>>44185992
A harpy riding piggy back or just on the head of a Holstaur like in
https://files.catbox.moe/u8f4td.jpg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_egret

>>44186493
bugs squeak much like that one angry sand frog

>>44186460
>once most of the apple is gone she finally pulls away, removes the apple from your mouth and starts making out with you while licking up any apple juices around your mouth as well.

>>44186470
>give Beetle-hime a smug look and toss her a second apple you had on you the whole time
>blushes brighter than the apple you just gave her

>>44186450
No girl will ever look at me like this...

>>44186470
What kind of apple is her favorite?

>>44186533
No Anon, you gotta give her the one you were eating for maximum indirect Kissu.

>>44186538
Golden Delicious.

>>44186549
But what if the one you're eating is mostly done by the time she comes over? It would just be mean to give her an apple that's mostly eaten!

>there's two threads
Why
Why are you like this

>>44186595
/vg/ cancer made an early thread, lolfag.

>>44186595
You already know the answer, it's the same answer you get every time you ask this.

>>44186595
The other one was an early one made by a malicious shitposter. There was an another legit thread before, but the raiders mass reported it after trying and failing to sink it by spamming furshit.

>>44186595
There were three threads. All the best things come in threes, like cerberus, or kamaitachi

>>44186569
Maybe, but also depending on her attitude that may just make it all the more valuable.

>>44185288
>welcome to shogstation 13

>>44186595
'tism fit stopping anons using a fine thread because it was made too early. Standard fare as always.

>>44186616
And enlighten me as to why this thread is not considered early

>>44186664
Good thing the mods are so apathetic, otherwise all of the threads would be gone.

>Molesting a harpy's knife ears and NOT taking responsibility

>>44186672
If image limit is reached and it's been sitting on page ten for five hours, I don't care. I just want to post monstergirls.

>>44186664
>>44186672
>>44186674
>>44186685
Why are you guys here? Shouldn't you be posting in your "superior" thread instead? Or could it be the fact that you just want to shit this place up because people won't accept you?

>>44186675

tell me anons how do you like your cursed swords? sentient entity with a desire for a host or merely a monsterisation catalyst?

>>44186697
What part of "I don't care I just want to post monstergirls" did you not understand. Are you doing this on purpose.

>>44186697
Give good answers instead of being butthurt pretty please

>>44186664
Give a better alternative that doesn't involve giving in to a retarded outsider's demands.
>>44186716
I imagine them working same way as Parasite Slimes, they have their basic will but need the "hardware" to reach full potential.

>>44186718
>encouraging /vg/ cancer spamming early threads
So you're either stupid or malicious, take your pick.

>>44186716
Monsterisation catalyst, purely because monsterisation is already rare enough for the community to focus on in fics.

>>44186730
Then why are you defending yet another thread being created instead of holding janny trannies to a higher standard

>>44186753
Shitposter threads have always been ignored like this. Not my fault you're too new or stupid to know this.

>>44186006
She's good, she just looks like that all the time

>>44186730
Whatever man

>>44186753
Oh, but I do. It does irk me that the jannies deleted the thread everyone was actively posting in because butthurt /vg/tards mass reported it, even after banning one of those vermin that spammed it. Im still not posting in the /vg/tard thread though, no matter how hard you cry about it

>>44186776
Cute! Thanks anon.

>>44186776
do a cait sith

>>44186595

>>44186776
Look at those hips!

>>44186776
I hope coffee is good for her.

>>44186809
das cute

>shitposters crawl over here after their attempt at making people use their shit thread failed miserably
loving
every
laugh

>Mandragora grow bigger the longer they go without being uprooted
>Anon uprooting a mandragora hag
>Still timid though

>>44186835
dumb plant! needs love correction!

>>44186776
Nice belly and hips

Birds consider bright colors to be masculine and dull colors to be feminine. A harpy will make her husband dress in a way that makes him look like a bowl of fruitloops.

How come you get to have two threads?

>>44186851
>courting a harpy with a Flamingo cosplay

>>44186857
Other one is made by raiders who hijacked the OP

>>44186863
>Falls head over heels over your mating dance that you just made up on the spot.

>>44186857
Autism

>>44186870
>Anon just does reload animations from video games while squatting occasionally
>Harpy thinks it's the most beautiful dance she's ever seen

>>44186851
Just wear a foil suit to attract a murder of black harpies.

>>44186865
Just checked the links, op is fine. You're a liar.

What monster enjoys cricket?

>>44186936
jinkos

>>44186936
None of them.

>>44186922
See >>44184471

>>44186922
The raidfags make premature threads while acting extremely malignant and hostile to the thread regulars but doesn't directly vandalize the OP. Commonly used demoralization and sabotaging tactic from shittier boards.

I made something topical.

>>44186959
>>44186958
>replying to him
Anon he's done this same thing every single time. He's probably the guy that made the other thread trying to damage control.

>>44186851
Hot harpy breaths!

>>44186988
fuck I should have added a tanuki.

>>44186943
They would probably find catching the balls in their beeg paws quite easy.

>>44186959
"Hijacking" means vandalizing, there is no other way to hijack a thread.

>>44186992
Oh are you drawing some pic?
I hope it's a wholesome, loving one with [/spoiler]handholding[/spoiler]

>>44187020
No, I made the baldurs gate shitpost. You would have been the elf.

>>44186992
Oh are you drawing some pic?
I hope it's a wholesome, loving one with handholding

>>44186776
cute

>>44186917
The hat is the easiest way to get their attention.

>>44184902
>The Clowns of Summer ( Fire )
Entry of the Gladiators
>The Clowns of Autumn ( Spooky )
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
>The Clowns of Winter ( Heartbreak )
Vesti La Giubba
>The Clowns of Spring ( Acceptance )
Super Mario RPG Battle Against An Armed Enemy

>>44187027
I see. I've never played the game, so I'm not familiar with the reference.

>>44185288
Maids in spaaacee.

Ahhhh... running the restaurant of my dreams in MGC... teaching people that the greatest pleasure of them all is enjoying good food with friends and family!

All monstergirls have the potential to be swole.

>>44187078
scary...

>>44187078
Swole monstergirls are for inspiring you to get swole enough to full nelson them

>>44185494
>Scary monsters doing cute things
Well duuh.

>>44186936
Australians

>>44187078
Many already good monsters would be even better swole, like Shirohebi.

>>44187106

>>44185782
>Otohime in her villainous underwater dome
>Sea slimes, merrow and nereid are her most common and accessible underlings
>A lot more agents beyond the ocean; Girtablilu, Kunoichi, Werebat "assassins", Crow Tengu, Large Mouse, Werecat, scouts and spies to list some examples
>Mimics and Jinns
>Chimaera is her right hand
>To list some of her fearsome generals: Skeleton, Tsurara-onna, Chochin-obake, and Selkie.

>>44187106

>>44187106
I want to be aggressively squeezed by a buff boa hebi

>>44187078
Need to breed.

>>44187112
We can only shudder in fear at their return, bubble slimes crawling from the waters to grab men while pixes loose mischevious magics.
We were not prepared.

>>44187195
>twittershit
go back please

>>44187200
lol

>how to do missionary with loli dragons and salamanders
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8839137

>>44187213
wew

>>44187195
Who are the other three? I recognize Lichfag's wife and the dragon zombie daughter but I got no idea who the others are.

>>44187222
Who cares.

>>44184591
They'll accept my semen-covered bills and they'll like it

Findom but it's just you and your wife handing the same 50 dollar bill over for different sexual acts

>>44187078

>>44187168
>A hellhound and gazer were captured for the hell of it, who become acquainted with each other
>They were quite bored without a husband so there's much interest in what this group is doing
>Not even scared or bothered in the least since they could just break free whenever
>They become friends with some of the Otohime's underlings too.
>Actually this whole situation is pleasant

>>44187222
Greenworm Anon's waifu. The other two are also Lichfag's daughterus, Lich and Jiangshi.

>>44187257
I am weak to dragons/lizards that look like they could crush me like a watermelon

>>44187257
This is the muscle wurm I need to make into my wife.

>>44187271
So is she dreaming about their kids all hanging out or something? Seems weird to be dreaming about spending time with your friend's kids instead of your friend herself.

>>44185484
If a kej loli sits on your shoulders, she'll try to wrest control of your limbs and pretend she's a mech pilot

>>44187312
That's what Mrs. Lich has to figure out.

>>44187299
Yea, I'm not buying it. Too much exposure to leprechaun shenanigans in my youth.
>Three wishes I grant you, great wishes or small
>But you wish a fourth one, and you lose them all

>>44187341
It's okay, you have a fairy cat now.

How do I get ahold of this contraband in Monster Girl City?

>>44187384
>get condoms
>fill em up with wizard semen
>monster girl water balloon fight

>>44187384
Does anyone have that story/green text of that teenager getting ahold of condoms like they were illegal drugs, and then getting told off and married to a sphinx? Gracias

>tfw you're one of the humans in the Human Boy Encyclopedia that needs an art update.

>>44187419
This is the monster girl thread.

>>44187419
>tfw you didn't make it into the Human Boy Encyclopedia

>>44187435
oh, you drew the meme. neat.

>>44187435
I wonder what the defendant is being sentenced for.

>>44187450
He was accused of being a virgin. Very serious stuff.

>>44187384
>off-topic image
fuck off retard

>>44187470
Care about thread culture when we don't have discussions of twitter personalities here.

>>44187450
Spousal abuse. Specifically, he wanted to use a condom. He will now receive 20 bareback rapings from his wife in the mating press position. Plap plap plap

>>44187470
Stfu.

>>44187484
GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT

Lmao just marry a powerful monster, the chances of her getting pregnant are very low. Why would you need a condom in the first place?

>>44187524
your cait daughter thanks you

Which monster girl would your mom monsterize into?

>>44187488
The tourist thread is down below in the catalog, feel free to make use of it

>>44187536
My mom is small, Chinese and very fierce.

>>44187564
i prefer ratty

>>44187584
Micey sleepy

>>44187564
>>44187584

Getting frisked at border patrol by a Jinko who really didn't think she'd see any single men this deep into monster territory!

>No one has drawn a dormouse dressed as Sleeping Beauty or Snow White
I feel like this is a squandered joke

>>44187819
I would love to try draw dormouse but only being chased by a cat.

>>44187819
>"Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
>Guy gets raped as he tries to climb it.

>>44185288
0g slimes

Fear my might, kenkou.

Do you think you'll ever get used to having this realization if you get isekai'd to MGE?

>>44187893
Wrong thread, the containment block for undesirables is the other one

>>44187900
This is really a standout to me as one of the few manga series that actually finished.

>>44187900
>fall for an Alice
>love her but since she can't remember she can't reciprocate
>she doesn't know why her belly is growing
>have to tell her its the stork

>>44187419
Hehehe, those monsters will never find me. I removed my page from the encyclopedia!
I say a prayer to the CG for all the other fools that couldn't...

>>44187901
There is no need to seethe like that.

>>44186180
That took a while but only because I had to learn how to draw squatting. Which is harder than I thought It would be

>>44187536
I do not enjoy thinking of this question

>>44187920
I know right? I learned it as a kid when I copied Spider-Man poses

>>44187786
>AHA, CONTRABAND!
>That’s my wallet
>SILENCE, CRIMINAL
And then Anon was dragged into the office for “interrogation”

>Dragon claims my castle as hers
>Takes my throne
>Steals my bed
>Eats my food
>Try to physically eject her
>She’s too strong
>Pins me down
>Gloats while smothering me with her tits
>Is now demanding I share the bed with her
Why are dragons such bullies?

>>44187929
She just needs a place to stay okay?

>>44187920
Request. Redraw this.

>>44187900
>Fight all the way to the Demon Lord's inner sanctum
>Still know nothing about her abilities or combat style
>She's a bard with an intense love of musical theatre
>Even her servants are cringing

https://youtu.be/yoiR-X17h_I

>>44187920
Ultra cute little Pharoah

>>44187937
shit, didn't mean to reply to a post

>>44187920
I love it thanks

>>44187945
Sluuuurp

>>44187934
How much you gonna pay him?

>>44187937
>tries imitating other world black metal bands she saw through her crystal ball
>it would be cute but she dragged in most everyone in the castle to 'audition'
>everyone is kinda sick of it and her songs suck
>no one wants to break her heart however
>ENTER: Isekai'd black metal lover who hasn't heard a black metal song for the last year and a half
>the castle groans collectively as he encourages her
>at his vocals are better

>>44187955
Nothing. I wouldn't trust any of you with anything approaching my real information either.

>>44187924
Oh dang, that's a neat way of doing It. I had reference material but I still don't quite understand how the meat rests on top of Itself. Which I now realize is an important skill to have. Legs are pretty great

>>44187920
A mighty noble lording over her land!

I have mofu in my spaghetti.

We got a problem. The elves are modernizing.

>>44187920
I'm going to kick that sandcastle over in the name of my apophis girlfriend

>>44188009
Its just a bow with new materials.
Come back when they're using springfields.

>>44188016
Cause she can't kick it herself.

>>44188007
That'll be extra, sir

>>44188009
modern nutrition, maybe

I suspect that 99% or more of all willing elf monsterizations was because she was told it would give her bigger tits as opposed to the typical elf size (mosquito bites).

On one hand elves are disturbed that there's a world full of humans
On the other hand elves are delighted that there's world full of humans

>>44188019
The farther tech goes the faster it accelerates, you know this. Plus they're elves so they're magic so it's gonna be witchpistols and arcane rifles and that gun from Outlaw Star.

>>44188025
you cant just leave your daughters with random customer and then say they gotta buy em!

>>44188055
Now you're just making me think that elves are full of crap and they're adhering to older technologies not because they wish to remain close to nature but because they want to be fashionably out of date.

>>44188019

>>44188019
>compound bows can be much more powerful, with speeds up to 370 feet per second, compared to the longbow's potential of 200 feet per second.

An elf with a compound bow could fuck shit up, actually.

>>44188101
yeah but i'd rather get bodied by ms cupid

>>44187901
anyway I've already come to terms with their being little demand for anything but futa wolfgirls.

Giving training to a future Centaur.

>>44188101
Well yes but its the spirit of the matter.

>>44188058
But I just did, that'll be 3.99 extra plus tax. If you act now you'll be able to take advantage of our buy 1 get 2 special(I am not an employee of tanuki corp llc)

>>44188110
>Tactical Cupid with a compound bow made out of divinely-inspired gremlin-tech
>It even has a scope
>So fast it's nearly instant, like getting shot with a laser of love
>Her longest 'heart shot' was from 2.4 miles away

Do you think there are any forms of preparatory training for future monsterizations?

>>44187893
Congratulations on your progress. Are you the anon that was looking for help with Godot?

>>44188118
>>44188172
Kill yourself.

Protect

>>44188200
I don't know who that is but I wholeheartedly recommend never using that engine.

>>44188022
Yes, she could. She just chooses not to.

>>44188213
Can I have a link to the artist that draws these?

>>44188224
Truly skimpy armor has advanced with the times.

>>44188019
Elves need to take the kunoichi pill and start abducting men like their ninja counterparts.

>>44188224
>All those straps
Is there a male version of that outfit where instead of allowing movement, it keeps him bound and immobilized?

>>44188252
Plenty of them already do that, actually.

>>44188200
Don't bother replying to the mick, his cheap asset ripped project of a 'game' is only meant to spite anyone that isn't a schizo

>>44188296
Do you hate monster girl stuff or something.

>>44187893
Looks promising

>>44188296
I doubt he even programmed anything, just threw prebuilt template stuff into a field. surely nintendo will give him a job offer soon

>>44188394
It's true my dad works at Nintendo of Ireland and said they want to hire him asap to program their cool new monster girl game thats really all just cait sith

>>44188030
>the weakest elf hag

>>44187920
I wanna give that pharaoh a big hug and sniff her hair.

>>44188421
very dangerous. they'll attempt to adopt you if you catch their interest.

>>44188030
Some did tell them that too many fruit pies are dangerous right?

>>44188473
Why would they deny themselves the source of their power?

>>44188483
The fact that her clothes have basically been reduced to tablecloths?

>>44188520
Their clothes are always like that.

>>44188520
Tablecloths are the most powerful clothes

>>44185193
?

>>44188547
Anon please, she's only wearing that because nothing else fits and we both know that.

>>44188533
Thats what they want you to think but there was a middle to that top.

>>44185222
>clussy

>>44186290
What?

>>44184501

Help

Slapping a damphir with my glove and challenging her to a duel with our honor at stake!

>>44188554
Even if the outfits were different at some point it doesn't matter, since it works to their advantage.

>>44188547
>>44188554
These poor monsters just need a good tailor. I'll gladly volunteer my time if it gets them to wear something more than rags

>>44188590
>Girls start stripping naked for anon to get accurate measurements
>Even though they don't have to.

>>44188575
>>>/vg/

>>44188555
>>44185222
You're out on the town and you grab a big handful of your Bogie wife's ass. She audibly honks. Her hair is golden, her skin tastes a little funny. Her grin just gets wider from under her half-face mask as she takes your hand, so comically small compared to her claws. Then she just forces you to take a big grasp of her double stuffed up balloon sized bazongas and she rewards the crowd with a Tex Avery "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA" gag.

The crowd applauds. You get dunked on so hard in bed as revenge for nearly going off script that she throws lemon meringue in your face when you about a cream pie.