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44182817 No.44182817 [Reply] [Original]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but please stop getting drunk and posting on /jp/.

>> No.44182885

Why?

>> No.44182944

>>44182885
uuuhhhh it's 2am, the meidos are asleep, time to spam porn

>> No.44182950

Drunk sex with jaypee!

>> No.44183359

I'm supposed to be always sober?

>> No.44184351

I'm better at seducing guys when drunk so I won't.

>> No.44184489

What about like 4 or 5 drinks?

>> No.44184503

What else is there to do?

>> No.44184826

>>44184351
Guys? Not girls, but guys?

>> No.44184871
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>>44182817
Don't tell me what to do you little ginger brat, I'm gonna get totally shitfaced and post bait for keks and you're gonna keep joining in like the useless piece of gutter filth you and I are.

Or have you forgotten?
We're here forever you know.

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>>44182817
YOU'RE not the one who gets to tell ME what to do

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>>44182817

We will be always drunk laddie

>> No.44185491

>>44184826
Yeah, I like just like the company of guys more...

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>>44185491
But.... aren't you also a guy? Wouldn't that make you a homo, anon?

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>>44185600
>>44185491

>> No.44185709

>>44185600
It very much would, but what do I say, I like the feeling in my heart and in my head when I'm with guys more. Conversations flow so well and since I'm a guy I know what guys want so we're instantly on the same wavelength, skipping right past the relative complexity with girls (that makes it sound much harder, it isn't but it's more of a timewaster) and my brain just can't stop going "That! That! Do it again!".

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>>44185491

noice laddie
now its time to nut on futa

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>>44187771
Futa is literally all the worst parts of a girl with none of the fun of hanging out with another guy. It very well may be the lowest and most disgusting form of gay.
Your tastes are a disappointment to everyone that suffers by sharing air and bandwidth with you, you should kill yourself at the earliest opportunity

>> No.44187828

>>44187818
mokou is holding a pack of cigs and another one is laying on the table, damn, the immortal should consider laying off the smokes

>> No.44187864
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>>44187828
Why, she gonna get lung cancer??
The solution of course is tomboys.
Moko is a good choice, just mind the second hand smoke.

>> No.44188156

>>44185709
What would your hypothetical soulmate look like? A boyfriend or someone whom you would spend most of your time with?

>> No.44188202

>get drunk, get high, inhale whippets, and poppers as I cum
Yoloooooo

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