/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love demons

>>44166763
Hellhounds are overrated.

I said it.

I love kejourou

Pulling down a Dhampir's shorts out of nowhere! As a prank!

>>44166845
thats kinda hot

Sleep mice have 2 sides to their personality

I migged because all the threads we were waiting on were already dead. I'd rather take the heat for migging (with zero casualties) than sit around for hours doing nothing.
Times have changed. /jp/ has changed. We need to change with them. We must mig.

Speaking of underrated monster girls from the last thread. I quite like the ghostly kuudere cloth girl, Ittan-momen

>>44166905
She kinda got an entire manga series to herself. Not the MGE one but a different interpretation, mind you.

>>44166891
what the fuck does mig mean you insufferable zoomer?

>>44166821
>Be knight of Order galavanting in Zingapu
>See a jousting tourny being held, rather odd for the eastern setting but hell yea!
>be at the start of the event and ask a totally normal beautiful woman for a locket of hair as a favor since you wouldn't want to extend this to a monstergirl
>she gives you a locket of hair
>you have no idea how badly you fucked up until years later when you are raising a family together

>Demon talks about how she hates humans
Why are they like this?

>>44166975
I assume it means making a new general after the current one hits image limit instead of waiting for it to get bumped off the board.

I love Baphos. How to get Bapho gf? I am weak as shit, no way I can impress Bapho sama.

>>44167040
Hire this intern. It will work out.

>>44166845
She beats you up for doing it.

>>44166975
Sounds like one of those zoomer things where they eat packets of laundry detergent for likes on tiktok or something.

>>44167064
I only hire goats with horizontal pupils

>>44167040
hypnosis

Become a tacocats tom

>>44167075
Worth it.

Burn this thread.

>>44167127
How are their feet paws? If they don't look like pic related then i'm not interested in them.

>>44167127
I'd like that, but I feel like getting punched in the nose everytime I pull out might be more than annoying

I want an OLD bapho.

>>44167064
Will she help me get Bapho sama to notice me? I bet she can give great dating advice!

>>44167177
>Have old as fuck Bapho gf
>Is tired of your shit
>Is tired of shit in general
>Just wants to be left alone for the most part
>Behaves like a 100 year old woman, even complains of pains in her joints when she has no signs of aging

>>44167127
Tacos are over rated

Saytrs are better than baphos
Also I am pretty sure spyro 2 did something to me, because broads with horns do a LOT for me

>>44167167
Make me.
That stupid rule about waiting to fall of the board only happened because /jp/ natives got upset about us making threads to quickly and killing their generals.
If the threads we're waiting on to die have already made new generals themselves, then there is zero reason not to just go ahead and make a new thread.
Hell, some of those threads still hadn't reached image limit. We're the only thread that does this crap.

>>44167229
I'd imagine horny women are a major turn on for most folks

>>44166976
>She gives you a locket of hair

>For some reason she blushes hard and has a bit of hard time maintaining eye contact
>She puts a lot of effort on the presentation and then finally shyly presents it to you
>This surprises you but she's really insistent that you keep it.
>Wishes you luck in the tourney and makes some kind of comment about looking forward to spending more time with you

Writefag here. I had an idea for a hellhound story.
>based off an old Cartoon Network show called Courage the cowardly dog
>it’s about a Hellhound who was raised by an old married couple that never had kids of their own
>she is clumsy, shy, and autistic
>every time she tries to pounce on a man she spills spaghetti and fucks it up
>old lady always comforts her and tells it will be okay she will do better next time
>old man calls her “stupid dog” and always plays pranks on her to scare her and make her start crying
Thoughts?

>>44167332
What's your offer?

>>44167332
THE WOMAN IN GAUZE THE WOMAN IN GAUZE

>>44167332
>old Cartoon Network show called Courage the cowardly dog
>old
Yeah sure kid. You don't need to ask the thread for permission to do anything. Sounds nice
>old
I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

>>44167232
Fucking kill yourself newnigger scum

>>44167341
>RAAAAMSEEEEEEES
>The Girl in Gauze, the Girl in Gauze

>>44167359
2003 was 20 years ago anon….

>>44167127
I fell in love with a mexican giiiiirl....

>>44167347
QUEEN RAMSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>44167368
What plagues would Pharoah dono send to anon to get him to "worship" her?

>>44167367
Absolute rigidity in thinking and a stubborn setting in your ways is a sign of low functioning autism.

>>44167404
Silly Anon, it would be the upstart slaves that cause that.
Pharoah-dono would just order Anon captured and dragged before her.

>>44167434
>A swarm of locust girls break into the house and kidnap anon, bringing him before the pharaoh

>>44167367
Go back to your old and dead thread, bitch!
Next time I might add a "Previous Thread" for you!

>>44166763

>>44167471
Reminds me of Rhea, but not as fluffy. Chokers are cute.

>>44167506
Do you have any more Bapho pics? I need to fill up my folder.

>>44167522
Ehhgg...and you forgot to color in her tail near the leg

Which monster do you want to hug the most?

>>44167530
Have you tried the fanart galleries? The link is in the OP

Elf wives.

>>44167423
>>44167464
Fuck off back to your discord you subhuman crossboarders. It's fucking obvious now new you shitheels are. Stay the fuck out.

>>44167447
>Not getting dragged into the river by mucus toads when they hop out of it.

>>44167567
GEIZAH!
I want to be overcome by emotion to the point I forego my stoic and reserved ways and spontaneously hug Gazer!
I want to take her by surprise so much that she blushes and stutters before remembering to wrap her own arms around me in reciprocation!
I love GAZER!

>>44167632
>the locusts and toads fight over who gets to bring anon to the pharaoh.

>>44167582
I completely forgot about that. I've been drinking a lot tonight. My bad.

i need an mg

>>44167720
An mg needs you.

>>44167651
I swear, no one understands the Desert Nuki tails.

>>44167727

she's gotta be strong, and she's gotta be fast
And she's gotta be fresh from the fight

>>44167613
So many elves are kidnapping human men these days. Living anywhere near elvish territory is dangerous. Of course they have so much territory that avoiding them completely is difficult.

>>44167976
I'm going to the one place that's free of Elvish scum. SPAAAAACE I mean, underwater.

Question for the group. Does Zombieland Saga count as monster girls?

So which thread do we use now?

>>44168117
The one not made by retarded newfags that's for sure.

>>44168151
So this one.

>>44168117
Pick your poison, Anon. Either we use a thread made by an insufferable faggot that lacks the attention span to post in a thread without image spam, or we use a thread made by an insufferable faggot that thinks remaking a thread that already exists makes him a better person.

>>44168160
Incorrect, retard.

>>44168151
>>44168168
This you? >>44168011
Nice Reddit spacing.

>>44167976
Elves are for cherishing

>>44168211
Read that as chastising

>>44168033
That's funny because in my worldbuilding elves are descendents of Owatatsumi so the sea is naturally the one place they are most abundant in. Sorry anon.

>>44168211
>western art
Consider suicide.

imagine if you will
cozy times with the wife

>>44168281
Ear cleaning is cheating. No man can resist that

>>44168272
Worse, it's Warhammer art

I imagine that all the time.

I had fun with that Hound of Tindalos fan profile. I think maybe, if I don't have the attention span for writefagging, I could just do more fan profiles like that.

>>44168281
I often imagine how nice it would be to nuzzle a fluffy mane. Even more so if she is purring like a two stroke while I'm doing it.

Potato Fairy

>>44166960
I'm interested. Whats the name of the manga you speak of?

>>44168357
Awawawawaw....?

Imagine the portals open while you're swimming and your soulmate is a hag femcel sea bishop, god the things she'd to to you when she nabs you. All those years of sexual repression....

>>44168357
Oh no, Irish fairies.

>>44168353
>Nuzzled in the fluffy mane
>Wrapped up by fluffy arms
>Enfolded by sleek wings
Comfy times with Manticore

>>44168357
Irish ghosts for me

>>44168294
>Go to Zipangu
>A monster girl notices you and motions for you to lay your head in her lap, earpick in hand
>You are already slowly walking toward her without being aware of it.
Oh no.

>>44168357

>>44168443
It's ok to be weak anon, just let her clean your ears. What's the worst that could happen?

>>44168464
>What's the worst that could happen?
A Danuki might start saying that the service fee is some ludicrous amount that you'll have to pay off for your entire life, even though the sign near her said "free ear cleaning" apparently you still gotta pay for the lap-pillow which is something she never said anything about
A Shirohebi might deem you her "the one" and forbid you from even looking at other girls, just because you got some ear cleaning from her. I'm not that into yanderes so this is a wrong end for me.

No idea how it could go wrong with a Kej though. Guess she really is best girl, huh...?

>>44168464
>It's ok to be weak anon
No...you're lying...

>>44168443
>earpick in hand
I would instantly succumb to the first monster girl that offered to clean my ears.

I never understood the ear cleaning meme. Just seems like a potential fuck up waiting to happen and a poke into your ear drum.

>>44168565
It's just an excuse for a lap pillow, but getting a lap pillow as a service would be too pathetic.
>potential fuck up waiting to happen
Sadly it kinda is

>>44168522
>No idea how it could go wrong with a Kej though. Guess she really is best girl, huh...?

It depends; do you like the idea of becoming a kejourou's daki, cuddled closely as you both drift off?

>>44168464
>Give in and lay your head on the kejourou's lap
>covered embraced in hair as she cleans out your ears; using the pick with her hair since she has more dexterity with it
>goes at a nice slow pace, running a hand through your hair.
>softly humming a song
>fall asleep and get carried home when she finishes

>>44168443
>>44168648
It really is that easy, ain't it? Why are we so weak? Is that even a bad thing? I'm so tired.

>>44168671
They certainly don't consider it to be a bad thing. It's quite endearing to them, actually. It's always the stoic ones, who try to shoulder everything alone who succumb easily in the end. Human men want to needed deep down, like anyone else.

It my birthday
Can I have mice/rat girls pls?

>>44168738
Certainly, Anon posting a somewhat familiar but probably innocuous normal mouse girl!
Happy Birthday

>>44168738

OH SHIT

A RAT

>>44168792
I love this artist's work

Reminder that tofu meme is just a cover Innari and their husbands use to pretend like they aren't the ones raiding the neighbors chicken coops

>>44168823
Stop trying to make me like foxes. They would never let their husband be a willing accomplice in their shenanigans.

>>44168823
Innari are the pinnacle of monstergirls. Then the undead as a whole
Sucubi whores go into the trash.

What if you saw a high-ranking monster girl at a bar or a restaurant, or even on the streets? If she invited you for tea would you accept?

what monstergirls would ask you to punch her face while you fuck her

>>44168881
seems unlikely

>>44168883
Ogres.

>>44168883
That's rude, Anon. Did something bad happen to make you upset?

>>44168881
ms greenworm is way out of my league

>>44168610
I like cuddling, though I'd rather cuddle my meido bedwarmer. But a hairy girl is nice too.

>>44168902
She's only using you for your cabbage!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shogcream

>>44166787
Don't tell anyone, but so do I.

>>44168972
I love your shog art

Gazer is cute and has many pretty outfits.

Chuuni cursed sword wife.

FACT: A Demon can't take your soul if you just twist her nipples.

>>44168832
where do you think that chicken she cooked last night came from?

>>44168895
I just believe that Girl is at her peak beauty when her nose is bleeding

>>44168754
Street Rat!

>>44168464
>It's ok to be weak anon, just let her clean your ears. What's the worst that could happen?
Uh...

>>44169196
I love this koreans art.

>>44169251
They're Japanese. You can tell because the art is in Japanese and their Twitter is also in Japanese.

>>44169261
Oh, I thought he was a worst korean, my mistake.

>>44169272
Going by the Twitter machine, he's a she, and the mother or two children.
皆さん、温かなお祝いの言葉をありがとうございます。
今後は二児の母として、ますます育児に励みながら、その中で３人目も目指していきたいな…と思う次第です。図鑑世界の魔物夫婦のように、子沢山の幸せな家庭を築けるよう、精いっぱい頑張ります

>>44167040
>Can't get a bapho because they want super strong and powerful onii-chans
Even in an utopia like this I still can't get the girl I'd want

>>44168379
Is this Puck?

>>44168883
Wurm (she doesn’t feel it or anything, she just read a book on salamander courtship and took battlefucking too literally)

>>44169316
I remember reading somewhere on the wiki that Baphos like to uplift and empower weak men, it’s one of their many passions they like to do.

>>44169316
Do we have to explain why that's not how it works again? For the 666th time?

What'll it be? An extra arm? A leg?
Maybe something more, intimate?

>>44169399
I don't like this danuki

>>44169412
Liches pay good money for high quality parts. There's money to be made for sure.

>>44166763
Sorry commonfolk and all smallfolk out there. But kitsune are only reserved for the upper class and political and military top brass

Isekai portal opens and you can only choose one other anon to take with you. Which poster along with you gets a happy ending?

(I nominate greenworm anon)

>>44169521
Okay kitsunes are overrated anyways.

>>44169550
bloodborne anon, probably, though I really just wanna give their stories a huge grammar pass

Every time you click on the button to research a new technology, this is what is actually happening while that progress bar fills.

>>44168738

>>44169550
Richter Bromont, alive or dead he's coming with me.
Or maybe Latenight, he's done so much for us.

>>44169323
Please do not use fairies as a hockey puck. Even if they say it's fine.

>>44169550
Any random one from /vg/'s Engineering Games General thread. Together we shall autism up a portal array that will let ALL the anons in. Quotas WILL be met. Wives WILL be given. Everyone WILL get a happy ending. Cause I said so.

>retarded newfag forces early thread again because he can't just take some adderall and wait
>even openly uses tourist terminology
>actually allowed to pass the second time
Have fun with your new usurper "OP maker" you idiots, we /vg/ now. Next stop: ebin off-topic reaction images and other shit because why bother with image limit if we can just keep spamming threads like vtumors or gachanigs.

As it turns out, kots are weak monsters

Mock Fairies for being so small. Make fun of Fairies for being pint sized. Deride Fairies for being able to fit in a jar. Tell Fairies that they aren't big enough to be a wife.

>>44169666
The only ones who post at this time are shitposters. The proper thread got deleted a while back during a time when neither thread had posters because this thread had a 3 hour headstart

>>44166091
The crown is distinct to the final fantasy 7 version of cait sith so I am not worried.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44168337
Yep.
As the Anon who nominated HoT, it was good stuff and included bits I hadnt thought of.
Thanks.

>>44169704
mgefags, how do we get rid of them?

>>44169704
There's too much tolerance for this shit, last year when we had those wannabe revolutionaries forcing early threads they were unanimously told to fuck off and left to keep their shitpost threads up out of spite.
All those complacent anons thinking it's not a big deal are in for a rude awakening when the thread is full of subhumans typing like >>44166803, it all starts from the small things.

>>44168110
Yes, but only because the Ser.2 futa triggers reeetard.

>>44169814
And idk why if it's now a Z it doesnt just cut its dick off.
Having a rotting inhuman hole is the ultimate goal of 3D Troons anyway.

>>44169801
Anon, everyone is just so damn tired from the mess of this year. Things might get a bit more invigorated when paradox part 3 comes out.

>>44168110
Yeah, these are monster girls. But if you want to know if they're okay to post we'll need to confirm they're all virgins first.

>>44168823
Tofu is a substitute because it has a consistency like human liver.
Just not the taste afaik, but thats what the pre-DL Hagmofus tell me..

>>44167790
Aren't 'Desert Nukis' actually Gerbils?
And we aint going there.

>>44169590
What, you want to journey to the abyss with me? Because that’s where I’m going for a abyssal wife and probably pick up a few spells on necromancy for personal reasons.

>>44169550
Gatekeeper Tard so I can watch him Alp, and then I still refuse to fuck 'her'.
>in the background there's a shrill reeeeeeing cry as I watch my Bicorn waifu find us a new play-toy

How would a Holst, Mino or Haku react if I told her she looked as delicious as a medium well ribeye with a side of baked potato with sour cream and green beans?

>>44169683
You forgot the most important steps: Be surprised when your dick actually fits inside a Fairy even though she's so tiny; and bloat the small Fairy's stomach with just one shot of your jizz, but she's still fine somehow.
Fairies, man. Such strange little creatures.

>>44169920
>holst
Slap in the face.
>haku
Book on the head.
>mino
Punch to the gut.

>>44169852
The MC and most of them were Idols or wannabe Idols so would be canon V-cards.
Except Yugiri as she was a famous courtesan ofc, and maybe Lily the Faggot as it read to me like his dad 'made' him into a girl for 'reasons'.

>>44169937
>punch a mino
>hit her ROCK HARD ABS
>your knuckles hurt
>she pats you on the head

>>44169920
If you want a good steak, then Demon Realm Beasts still exist.
Cowgirls are for milking and sexo only. Though Mino could be a good farmhand i guess.

Spiders are dangerous and frightening creatures. Here's what to avoid doing!!

>>44169950
That was a joke but I sure am glad that your virginity autism is settled. I'm quite happy with these little sluts though.

>>44169983
At least he didn't get caught in web yet so he's still got a chance

>>44169950
>Japanese idol industry
>virgins
Whatever you say man.

I wonder if zombies are big into gnawing. I bet they break skin when they get too into it.

what if you could be a skeleton and ghostwife inhabited your bones and fucked your soul. She could be like a little fire in your ribcage. Pretty hot, right?

>>44170364
So a reverse wisp?

>>44170364
Then why not just be a soul?

>>44170364
But can she go back in time to 4 minutes before my death?

>>44170071
I'm sorry Cheshy, one of us has to take the fall.

You may not like it but this is what peak snake looks like.

>>44170590
You're right. I don't like it.

>>44170130
All she wants to do is eat your brains

Need giant dog fluff

>>44170705
Careful anon, they are very needy

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44170590
No tail no snek

>>44170942
the illusive flatpack chesh

>>44170982
>>44170590
No tail.
No snek.
No sex.

>>44170718
Give me your neediest hound

What are some anime or games where a guy rejects or otherwise overlooks one or more (named) human women for a monster girl?

>>44169950
>his dad 'made' him into a girl for 'reasons'.
Did you even watch the show? This is like the exact opposite of what happened.

I love monsters but I'm really scared of monsters!
If I get dropped in MGC, I'll die of fear!

kunoichi can be distracted by their sword enemy
PIRATES!

>>44171300
If it was real the idea of someone barrelling down to rape this shit out of you is really fucking horrifying, at that point I would go into hiding, or pray I find one that's least aggressive like the sheep.

>>44171347
That's a meme I haven't heard about in years...

>>44171355
I am indeed that bored

>>44171354
>end up in hagville
>scared out of your mind
>some hags take notice
>hide awayin an alley and sniffle
>every hag has turned to face your location
>peer over fence
>get jumpscared by a fox with opened eyes
I'd genuinely faint from fear

>>44171359
Avast!

>>44171424
pirate manticore vs kunoichi....kunoichi

Good morning everynyan

>>44171487
O MY GAH

>>44171487
Caturday was yesteday

>>44171487
How does a gazer wear sunglasses?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44171347
I can take on a hundred kunoichi at once, but i'll lose if there's only one of them.

>>44171495
What a messy eater, got ketchup all over her face and hand. Why are animals such dummies?

>>44171663
>Kunoichi reads a proverb about the best place to hide a tree
>Takes it to heart
>Finds her target, anon, coming home from his weekly shop
>With her new hiding techniques, he'll never be able to see her coming
>Anon turns around
>100 kunoichi standing in the road

>>44166763
>the US Federal Government itself is admitting to the public of the existence of Ayy Lmaos with a high ranking military official himself being the spokesperson/mouthpiece talking about it

So if aliens are real lets hope they're cute girls. And alternatively, what if aliens finally arrive but it turns out its non other than the monstergirls we've been waiting for?

>be you in your family dinner with family and maybe some friends in Thanksgiving
>suddenly you hear news of alien arrival or invasion from your TV in the background
>immediately que your doors being kicked down as a lizard girl/salamander barges in shooting space sci-fi plasma wildly
>"AHHH! LOHBABA!" The space salamander says with seeming glee as she sets her eyes on (You)

>>44169983
>Here's what to avoid doing!!
No.

>>44167127
>tom
tom and jerry reference?

>>44171809
Oi

>>44171844
tom is a refernce to what the cat called the main character in the mge game around 4 years back. She also called hereslf a molly I think.

Don't bother looking it up it was very short and got abandoned.

>>44171844
Tom and molly are male and female cats, respectively

>>44171893
It's cute when cats do it. Not as cute when your krampus calls you billy, or a wererabbit calls you buck.

>>44171938
says you

>>44171273
Mom is a loli, mom dies, Dad promotes son's career to become a loli girl idol... silf becomes dilf.
>most lgbtxyz are groomed into their 'identity' by predators and that ZSaga arc is degenerate

>>44171938
Krampus-chan can call me whatever she wants, as long as she calls me.

>>44171355
Its an older meme, but it checks out.

>>44171938
>Harpy/griffon calls you a tiercel

>>44171844
Traditionally the term for any male cat is a Tom, like chickens and Rooster, or cows and Bull.
Hence "Tomcat".

>>44171938
Tfw your Centwaifu refers to you to her friends as 'my Stallion'.

>>44169521
>kitsune are only reserved for the upper class and political and military top brass
Yep. Pretty much.

>>44171809
The ayylmao announcements are just distractions from IRL (((Danukis))) and their tricks.

>>44172145
Cool it with the anti pryconid remarks

>"""""""""""""""""""migging"""""""""""""""""""""
Fuck you all for letting these retarded zoomer newfags strongarm themselves here and destroying thread culture

>>44169521
Looks like I'll have to take one by force, then.

>>44171809
if you think ayylmaos have actually visitted, they wouldnt have been spotted by our shitty equipment, because if they managed to find this dirt spec in the galaxy, its more than likely theyve broken the laws of physics to get here, and with that kind of technology, they can do anything. the ufo is more than likely another spydrone or something

>>44171809
i think the really awkward part of that scenario would be pretending to be normal until the thanksgiving gathering is over
>"BREAKING NEWS! aliens have made their first public contact with humans and-"
>"GREETINGS! WE ARE HERE FOR YOUR MEN!"
>the set is overrun with monsters as the swarm picks through the men, one going as far as to sex on live tv. she's taken out of view of camera by some other monsters
>a lilim in suit and tie walks onto the set and sits where the reporter was two minutes ago
>"i apologize for my comrade's unprofessional announcement and the other's... quick display of it, but yes that is why we are here"
>"three rules to clear up any possible confusion:"
>"1. we will not disturb happily married couples"
>"2. unhappy couples will be given our 'gift' of enhanced love", the gift in question is demonstrated as she forcibly transforms the reporter assistant thats been frozen in fear for the last three minutes
>"3. despite what stories you have about demons with horns and wings like mine, or other features we may have for that matter, i can assure you that we hold no such malevolence. and are only here for love"
>the lilim walks off the set
>"haha good thing we are all happily married... except for you anon!"
>whole family laughs, except for one of your cousins who nervously laughs about rule two
>have to play it off and pretend to be normal, "nah i'll still be trying for a human"
>have to shrug off all the prejudiced comments and assumptions that they are the grimdark version /tg/ shitters love so much.
>said comments and assumptions take up the majority of the small talk throughout the rest of the family gathering
>really have to put everything you have into not correcting their blatant insults and misunderstandings
>notice outside the window, a monster girl of your preferred species wandering around the neighborhood and looking at house addresses...
>oh no. she IS your destined lover. she cant find you here, ANYWHERE but here.
>"well i best get going"
>"haha dont let one of those beasts take your soul anon!", just shrug the comment off as you say your goodbyes. good thing all of them are in failing relationships, they'll get their karma soon enough.
>before you can get into your car she runs up to you "hey mister, do you know where anon is!"
>look back at the house, whole family is staring out the window waiting for what will happen next.
>sigh, "yes, im anon. get in the car"
>give your family the middle finger before you leave, it wipes the smugness and giggling off of their faces. hear some yelling too.
>turn your phone off so you can have a nice car ride home with your wife.

>>44172413
I knew this won't end well when the /tg/ tripfag was allowed to push his trash in the OP few threads ago, now I'm only curious how bad it can get.

>>44172826
Reminder that these are the faggots who push premature new threads, every single time. Smug, delusional retarded zoomzoom crossboarder faggots who want to destroy previous thread culture and replace it with their brain death imported from /vg/ or reddit:
>>44166642
>>44166666
>>44166678
>>44166780
>>44166803
>>44167871
>>44166891
>>44167232
>>44167423
>>44167464

Nobody in these threads should ever tolerate them. Never enable them. Never put up with their bullshit. Never use their shitty spam threads.
When you give them an inch they take a mile.
Every time someone kneels to shitposters out of convenience the threads get worse, retardition is normalized more and more, and the subhuman rats get stronger and more numerous.

>>44166763

>>44173065
Always check for permanent marker or stickers when a fox gives you a pregnancy test.
I had one try this on me a while ago. The funny thing is that we never even had sex.
Foxes are underhanded.

> 44172974
>reeeeeeeeeeeing intensifies
Dgaf, I'm too busy looking for my waifu.

>>44173099
i want to catch a fox red handed in the act of an underhanded trick, let her get all flustered and embarrassed, but give her what she wants anyways!

>>44173099
It sounds like you may have gotten a retarded one.

>>44173099
you did hold hands though. it's plausible

>>44173116
>aaiiiiii nooo dont call out my retarded zoomer speak thats clearly from /vg/
>i NEED to post 50 gacha images in every thread!
have you considered going with greentexts when we run out of images instead?

>>44172788
Yep, except:
>"Whoo, I'd better be walking home, I've had a few too many beers... gee, that horse over there looks like she's a tall blonde aryan princess on the top half... yeah, I'm definitely too drunk to drive... Nah, don't worry, I've got a feeling everything is going to be just fine... and if I'm too drunk to walk, I can just call like Uber for a 'ride', right...?"
And all the Loli-Anons are too busy to notice, still sweating on the Feds arriving before their new waifu can find her 135-year old identity documents confirmed.

>>44173183
the loli-anons would absolutely be fucked in that scenario
>monster announcement is made
>realize that letting your family find out about her would be catastrophic
>dismiss yourself and manage to leave as soon as possible
>on the highway
>bapho running behind your car

>>44173099
>Mofu that Anon has never met before
>publicly hands Anon a pregnancy test
>loudly demands Anon must 'take responsibility'
>test red stripe is obviously drawn in by pen
>Hfw Anon takes out his own red pen and draws a '2' next to the single stripe
>"Hmmm, it says 12 daughterfus, you better bend over now and we'll get started right away."

>>44169521
I'm a commoner and a kitsune is showing clear interest in me please help how do I become upper class so I can legally deserve her?

Why does Ms. Rata keep focusing on that Phantom Cat Thief? I’ve told her time and time again that stupid cat is just in it for her fifteen minutes of fame. I’ve told her about the devious Makai Molester, and how more of an interesting and sophisticated criminal has ever stalked our great city’s streets and how that I, Anon Anonymous MGCP’s top detective have been trying to catch that presumably handsome bastard so I can put an end to his crimes.

>>44173221
Baphos and other lolis running up to every white van in the carpark just in case.
Lots of 'normie' tradesmen just shrug and open the sliding door, even if they don't have any free candy inside.
>3Ds reeeing

>>44173239
>look out a window
>see an ushi sprinting by down the street, tearing patches in the asphalt behind her
>acting as if nothing is amiss, a hatter's set up a tea party in somebodies yard
>vampire angrily ringing someone's doorbell
>a shoggoth bites a hole in a neighbors door before squeezing in although the door looks normal after she passes through
>a pack of gobbos is carrying off some guy in boxers
>make eye contact with a shiroheb- ah shit
the honeymoon period is going to be wild

>>44173239
I am so fed up of MG saying "Take responsibility."

>Get a MG pregnant?
Take responsibility
>Hit a MG's car?
Take responsibility
>Make a cultural faux pas you would have no way of knowing
Take responsibility
>Make eye contact at the shop
Take responsibility

>>44173374
irresponsible anons also get corrected

>>44168357
Tomato Fairy

>>44173116
Either you're one of the retarded newfags, or you're such a limp-wristed bystander cuck you couldn't hold on to even a completely loyal monstergirl waifu. I don't know which one is worse.

>>44171809
>>44172788
>>"AHHH! LOHBABA!" The space salamander says with seeming glee as she sets her eyes on (You)
>Halo Elite speak

If the MGE-world and monstergirls are advancing to the sci-fi/science fantasy then that also means The Order will also be around. So pic related, The Order in the far future. But they'd basically be The Covenant from the Halo Franchise: Religious Zealots still worshipping and revering The Chief God and old "good guy pantheon" and may or may not be in some religious crusade to find and use some "holy super weapon". Somewhere out there in space.

>>44173472
what a consistent embarrassment you are

What the fuck is this shit I'm not gonna read it lmao.

>>44173472
nice monster girl image bro.
dont reply to my greentexts again, faggot.

>>44173400
>Walking home from work
>Demon OL who I work under holds the door for me
>Tired, I forget to say thank you
>She is not happy
>An apology is not enough apparently.
>Committed a grave insult against her entire family apparently
>Demanded that I give her my first ten born children to "Take responsibility"
>Strong armed into a contract with compound interest
>Mother fucking compound interest on the number of kids I owe her.
>I'm now praying for octuplet demons.

Fucking monster justice.

Miko milk

>>44173605
me after driving my car into the hag convention

>>44173582
I hope that Miss Kitsune is explaining to Miss Fox that she must become EVEN LARGER before scoring an American husbando.

>>44173582
>"i mean seriously, how much do you have to eat for even your fox form to be obese?"
>"its just a few extra servings of tofu! i swear."
>"bullshit, we both know that you take this form because you're embarrassed about your REAL weight."
>"nuh uh!"
>"then transform back."
>"n-no"
>"why not?"
>"i dont wanna"

>>44166763

>>44173632
Rattlesnake jane is looking well.

>>44173632
Why are there only like 3 desperado snake girl pics?

>>44173740
that's a big snake.

>>44173747
and this is a small snake

>>44173740
>the little snakes
nice try, monster boy fag. I think they're cute

>>44173747
>big snake
BEEG

>>44173747
>>44173747
>>44173747
>>44173747

>>44173775
>>44173780

If I pulled that blindfold off would she die?

>Average fox reaction when receiving praise and attention.

>>44173785
that's not typical to how blindfolds function

>>44173798
I don't hate them because they are gachas. I hate them because they are foxes.

>>44173810
listen anon. There is only one reason why a monster would wear a blindfold, because it's cute it is sealing evil and dangerous powers.

>>44173827
Stop the anti-fox racism.

they really need to write down a level requirement on these quests...

>>44173844
perfidious vixens

>>44173858
Quick! Level drain them by drinking their milk

>>44173831
it also lowers anon's guard

>>44173882
I would raise and nurse this one back to health, even if it came back to bite me in the ass

>>44173858
You only need to be level 1 to be a footstool.

>>44173874
but the other 2 are gonna take turns draining them back out of me and giving them back to the one im draining!

>>44171613
They hook over the ears, just like with humans.

>>44173897
sealed for your protection

>>44173945
This is the correct way, as a dutiful and devout hero, to punish Valkyries for hitting on you.

>>44173831
>Monster keeps walking into walls.

>the lorax but its actually just anon's extreme addiction to mofu completely flooding the natural ecosystem with foxes, turning MGE into FGE (fox girl encyclopedia)

>>44174117
>human ears

>>44173671
>>44174117
Is that a human in cosplay ?

>>44166763
Tonight, yetis love you

This thread is addled with shitsune addicted anon

>>44174143
Fox spammer is the true cancer. Gatekeeper needs to do his job better.

>>44174143
Terminal mofubrain is a disease with no cure.

Solo questing on Tarkov is driving me mad. If only I had a feline companion to play with.

>>44174187
Will squirrels work? I hear the squirrels are free. You can take them.

https://twitter.com/AntaresuSk/status/1685594491187851265
Beach Time!

>>44174187
Chesh seems like the kind of person to read out the IP of single men in a lobby.

>>44174222
sand in gloves must feel weird

>>44174143

>>44174154
>implying there's some singular "gatekeeper"
>implying fox spammer makes it even in the top 5 worst parasites at the moment
Start fighting back against the mick, scatsniffer, the early thread spammer zoomtard, etc and maybe people will have enough energy to fight gacha spammers.

>>44174174
>How is he doc?
>Not good. I'm afraid your son, anon, has been diagnosed with stage 4 mofu addiction. He requires his face to be in mofu at least 12 hours a day or else he will go into a fit.

Mofu addicition starts with a "I'll just try one huff." You don't need to quit if you never start.

>>44174222
the beach is a silly place

>>44174265
you can always seek out alternative mofu sources without the addictive effects of foxes.

>>44174265
at least there's mothadone treatment

>>44174254
Sounds like somebody needs to call Jenny's Professional Fox Removal Surface.

>get defeated and level drained to the brink of death
>forced into subservience and used as foot stool
>being a mix of ashamed and aroused from the feel of little cat beans kneading into my back
I like level drain as a fetish.

being buried in fluff sounds comfy and all. but what i really want to be buried under is a mountain of snake tail.

>>44174202
Feline firstm sauirrel ;qybe qfter

Don't sleep in the same bed that was used by a fox. Mofu addiction can be spread indirectly and symptoms may take days to fully appear. It is best to burn your bedsheets and thoroughly ventilate and clean the room to remove any fluff residue.

>>44174312
Consider Bunyip

>>44174323
i do, a lot

>>44174259
What is your opinion on genies?

>>44174312
That's a LOT of snake

>>44174259
I'd rather contribute to the thread in a positive way

>>44174314
Oh no, anon is having a stroke.

>>44174312
I'm 2/3 through writing my echidna story, if that helps

>>44174321
i've slowly increased my mofu tolerance by dosing on synthetic mofu for years. surely my overconfidence will not fail me against the real thing

yesterday was the first time i did not post in these threads in ten years.

>>44174366
Why, though?

>>44174366
Who are you?

>>44174259
Newfags don't remember when boatfox spammer used to get shit on until this thread started having bigger problems.

>>44174427
I remember watching tokyo ravens just for the fox.

Who is gonna be next?

>>44174407
He's BATMAN.
Pic related; that's his wife.

>>44174117
It looks so... gacha.

I demand a big, strong monster girl that goes Maximum strongthick.

>>44174442
is it not? the random bit of metal slapped to the middle is usually a dead giveaway

>>44174331
>I'd rather contribute to the thread in a positive way
If you keep being a cuck and keep letting the parasites infest the thread, you will soon have no thread to contribute to in a positive way.

>>44174131
>>44174134
Two sets of ears for both hearing ranges

>>44174439
>moments before absolute bedlam

>>44174439
Her sister hopefully. Maybe she'll notice my poor peasant ass in the crowd. I wonder if high class MG's fetishize salt of the earth people?

>>44174420
Boatfoxfag is more responsible than anyone for wasting images. Compared to that, a couple of easily identifiable shitposts is nothing. Also, fyi
>>44167613
>>44173605
These are Arknights

>>44174439
Quick! grab it!

>>44174469
Reminds me of
>CaitSith36.jpg
>CaitSith37.jpg
Where she gets teased by a laser pointer

>>44174465
>salt of the earth
That doesn't mean what you think it means. That term refers to the best of the best, the cream of the crop.
The people that are better than you, and you know it

>>44174478
Pretty grimdark. Poor cat.

>>44174439
Druella is cute. Cute!

>>44174466
>a couple of easily identifiable shitposts is nothing
Yeah no, those shitposts are attracting actual retards to this thread who are led to believe they will be in good company here.
>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots...
and you know the rest

>>44174488
Fake image. Druella's too much of a dork to wear something modest. She has no fashion sense!

>>44174510
i mean the bottom half is transparent

>>44174486
>better than you
Yeah... I know. Pretty much everyone's better than my schizo ass. I just want love.

>>44174466
>a couple of easily identifiable shitposts is nothing
>the mick is spamming offsite drama and other mentally retarded garbage into the thread all day every day
>breathfag is an attentionwhoring /trash/tard that keeps ban evading, and some newfag retards even defend his bullshit
>the braindead /vg/zoomer being an insufferable retard and making premature threads is rotting the basic traditions of the thread away, and retarded cucks are just kneeling and accepting him pushing his retardition further and further
Any of those three is ten times worse and more terminal than the fox spammer.

we all know about ancient evil monsters, but what about ancient evil humans?
>max security prison
>only one prisoner
>anon, male. age: 109035. monster born
>bio: "anon was born into a kitsune household, the constant exposure to mofu has given him advanced mofubrain. extreme caution to prevent a breakout is advised."
notes: "no female guards are to be allowed within 50 feet of his cell, anon knows extensive fox magic. protective gear is to be worn when going near the cell. no guard should visit anon more than once a day"
>advanced mofubrain: "instills ideals and values that cause the diseased to attempt and corrupt people in a form of conquest. anon was imprisoned for this reason."
>not sure why the prison even hires female guards since they cant get close to the prisoner, but whatever.
>at least the job is easy, he never tries to break out. just meditates all day
>you swear though, at times he hums in a very low tone. almost like he's trying to harmonize with something.
>but whatever, with how many seals have been placed in and around his cell he cant really do anything.
>strange part is that you would never guess he was raised by foxes. his personality doesnt line up at all.
>he's humble, doesnt have an intoxicating aura of smugness, never tries to trick anyone, and is strangely fine without a constant supply of meat and tofu.
>you've done plenty of security jobs for ancient foxes, so you would be an expert in how they behave.
>either way its an easy job, you mostly just sit in the camera room and mess around since nothing ever happens.
>one day, wake up to blaring alarms
>a figure is hovering over the facility, and a group of foxgirls are running around
>rush to the camera room to try and see what happened
>anon was doing his humming thing again, he hit a strangely soothing tone
>one of the females broke the 50 foot rule and went to his cell. almost like she was in a trance
>in an instant she was foxed and begun taking off anon's seals
>thats when he escaped, and all of it happened in the span of a minute
>look out the window of the camera room
>most of the former female guards have pinned down male guards and begun rape
>anon is not too far away from the camera room, he points to it. that cant be good
>hear footsteps in the hallway outside, they are approaching you... and fast!

>>44174528
i forgot one arrow.
kill me.

>>44174538
you lost me after the first line, so i never would've noticed

Can you retards just shut up? Nobody cares about this bullshit. People just want to post monstergirls.

>>44174554
I want to go on conquests with my ravenous undead rape horde. I want to be a spooky death knight dude.

>>44174554
I dunno, I want to post Anons losing to the Sabbath.

IF YOU GO DOWN TO MIDDLE FARM

>>44174564
Power Rangers?

>>44174528
The fox plague must be exterminated without quarter.

>>44174574
i wonder why it's considered losing

>>44174609
Well, Anon has some (very suspect) claims about why...

Tritonia are the foxes of the sea

>>44174683
their 'tail's are only slightly less inclined to rape you than the foxes

>>44174521
But what I actually do is post non mge scenarios now to get us away from the stigma of mge

>>44174683
Has Dr. Lich finally gone too far?

Here is your alien.
Be nice to her.

>>44174709
high impact handholding

If Karin was an MG, what would she be?

>>44174709
Anon please, tentacles are plants.
Don't be silly like that.