/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tell me how adding "Gyaru" to an existing monster girl doesnt' automatically improve it

Also nth for banshees are the best

>>44153012
If the portals open, my ass is running to the cemetary with a shovel and lantern

>>44153034

MIGGED

From the latest Comic Gaira

How can I love Monsters when they make me completely obsolete? They're impossibly better than humans in every way at everything, then there's no point in me to exist even, and there's nothing I can be good at besides feeling hatred over it because there will always be a Monster who is better at it and will insist I don't do it anymore and let them instead, especially if they think I might get "hurt".
And don't give me that magic or Incubus bullshit excuse either, that's not something that can be accomplished without Monsters and doesn't make us equal or able to surpass them because it is still their doing in the end.
Monsters completely eliminate the point to life. You expect me to think that immortal, unending existence where every day is now the same, the same sex, the same romance and same love with no change is supposed to be some kind of paradise and not a permanent stagnation in Huxley land? You might as well just hook every man up to a life support machine made to keep them alive forever while constantly pumping happy chemicals and rendering their higher brain functions inert so they become lumps of happy flesh, but at least they aren't sad or mad anymore right? Wish fulfillment my fucking ass, this is just a nightmarish hell.

Just give me a Flayer and let me be a dumb squid forever please, I never want to be conscious again or turn back. Being an instinct driven, mindless cum machine sounds better than trying to achieve meaning in a world full of things that will take it away.

>early thread
Retard

>>44153042
Greenworms are about investment.
not a loli guy but I will smile and snuggle with the greeny till she cacoons

>>44153055
Did you enjoy how the last thread ended SUCKA?

>>44153064
>ended
Actually it's still going.

>>44153055
Ignore it and post in the proper one when it's made. Same shit as the last summer's early threads retardation.

>>44152971
Slimes can be tricky

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44153280
FUCK OFF

God, I want to have a maid. I want to bully the service so goddamn much it's unreal.

>>44153342
Traditional meido species like a shog or kiki, or do you prefer non-traditional meido species? If so, who?

>>44153255
>fed monstergirls
Welp its time to be anti-monster
I didn't want to become this but socioty has made me into this

>>44153355
What would be the goal of MG glowies anyway? They would be too busy fucking around to get anything done.

ms merrow flashing them doubloons

>>44153376
Gonna take the gold she offers me to marry her, throw it to the side, and sniff that mermaid breath.

>>44153417
KILL YOURSELF

>>44153342
Shogs are meant to be bullied, Kikis are meant to be made to watch.

>>44153428
SHOGS SUCK
KIKIS SUCK
Maid spam was one of the earliest bullshits out there, predating boatsluts and other crap by a mile.
And kikifag is corssboarder from /tg/ or /vg/, not that it even matters anymore.

If you had to choose, would you shower in the gym with a mino after her workout, or would you rather bathe with a p'orcer after her recent raid?

>>44153437
Jesus, are these threads that bad now?

>>44153448
No, this guy's having a fit. The hint was probably the random all caps kill yourself on a fox post.

Fyi, the Mick hangs out on /vg/ looking for feedback, and also goes to Capybara.
The mod over there is giving him safe harbor in the OC thread. I think he's too retarded to find the kemono threads (or, more likely) never gave a fuck anyway and just likes to piss people off.

>>44153448
Maybe I’ve been keeping quiet on this whole situation, that I made some jokes here and there in the previous thread but that’s it.

Hey, Mick!
Were you the one feeding popsicles to the Cait Sith c.ai? Was that before or after you got banned from /monster/?

>>44153474
never posted there, but I fed many a popsicle to my monster wife back when cai was popular here.

>>44153496
I associate all the korean shit with Frenchie, who's liable to go into misogynistic tirades when drunk. So he probably frequents /monster/, but I can't prove it because I stay out of the /meta/ threads.
That and he never contributes shit apart from complaining, so why should I even bother?

>Wrestling with strong minos

>>44153511
I told you to fuck off with the namefagging. It triggers the autists even worse than the Mick.

>>44153459
>safe harbor
That's a big word, mick just haven't done anything there yet.

There's also some spicy history between founders of that place and micky mick, but I won't go into crossboard meta faggotry. I just have a feeling he won't get to stay there for long.

>>44153545
Yeah, I kinda get the same vibe, by which I mean it's a complicated situation and stuff.

>>44153525
Imagine that mino pinning you down, overtop of you, looking at you face-to-face, heavy breathing, sweat dripping down on you, and then getting a long, passionate kiss from her.

>>44153561
Her finisher is actually a submission hold between her boobs. Also fuck off with the name.

>>44153568
>She swaps between intimate kisses and books to the face
>her strong arms never let go of you

>>44152971

>>44153584
Boobs*

Books to the face is Hakutaku's strategy

No sign of boats yet, so I guess the fucking gatcha spammer is either not up or is still sitting around in the other thread.
I've always wondered about that guy. He seems to fuck off when drama is going on, and then come back once it dies down.
Of course, that just triggers that anti-gatcha schizo and risks bringing back all the drama.
And it's that sort of insane, yet obvious cycle that ensures these threads stay shitty.
>>44153585
Pretty sure mermaid spammer is someone different, but I can't be 100% certain. The schziod seems to ignore them more frequently, and that only raises futher questions.
>>44153584
>>44153588
I told you to fuck off

>"forget all this insanity and just come swimming with me, anon."

I like weresheeps. they are pretty cute idk what do you guys think?

>>44153632
I think you're probably Welsh or a New Zealander.

>>44153637
The wool has been pulled over your eyes. Black wool weresheep sound really cute.

>>44153632
I enjoy a good sheep

How can Monsters forgive me if I've been horrible to many other humans and done horrible things to them? Like, say I managed to pull a Jim Jones on a hundred or more people after putting them through mental and physical abuse for a while, intentionally too. How can anyone forgive that?

>>44153644
the one in the middle looks kinda funny

>>44153632
They are indeed cute. One of my early favorites. I hope they get in the game.
>>44153637
Fuck off with the namefagging

>>44153674
It's Enslaved, everyone. Here to bitch about Court Alf again.

>>44153622
What monster is she?

>>44153632
>>44153644
Barometz are essentially Weresheepmelons.

>>44153680
That one is a little weird but she's nice once you get to know her.

>>44153694
Is it really? I hope gets corrected by a mindflayer, for that’s what he gets for his autism and those one drawings he made makes him a prime target for the abyss.

so how much do the people likr pubes on their minster, do ou like none, a little, a normal amount thats trimmed, uncut, or a full on bush with a happy trail?

I enjoy good monster girl settings so much.

>>44153717
Am I going crazy or did KC say at one point that plant girls can eventually get enough mana to move?

>>44153726
Amazing mick, of all the possible alternatives you could try to force out of butthurt towards MGE and KC, you chose on that has no chance of ever being accepted around here.

>>44153733
Genuinely, who actually cares.

>>44153733
I remember with matangos they can be carried by their husbands or attach to them.

>>44153719
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. He has the same bizzare fixation on how MGs trying to help humans is the same as them wanting to control human or harm humans.
Doesn't really matter. He's a braindead retard that just shows up to complain.
And get this. He fucking stops real quick if you nobody replies to him.

>>44153736
I have my own that currently consists of a foxgirl though.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48927265/chapters/123432133#workskin

Manticore thing! Has some pretty significant femdom in it just to let you guys know. Sorry for the long break, hoping to get back into things after this. Hope you guys like it! and that we can stop the shitflinging at some point before the heat death of the universe

>Kiss a raiju
>Your entire face goes numb for the rest of the day

The fox is leaking. You should fix that.

>>44153759
Jesus it's been a while since Manticores got some content. Thanks.

>>44153736
>Accepted settings
Always hated this stupid meme. Everything is accepted except guro, cuck, snuff, shit, piss, and the rest of the hardcore d and trash content. Content, not setting.
Every setting is fine if you avoid the cringe. That's how it works with MGE at the Siths, or EMG and the centaurs, or MGQ and the vore/murder, or motherfucking 40k and 99.999% of 40k.
>>44153733
Yeah, KC said something like that. And mermaids can transmogrify some legs to walk on land, too.
Because magic. Because it's a fucking fantasy setting. Because it's goddamn story. Because none of you fuckers ever seem to understand that.

>>44153774
Do Mofucores still get posted here?

>>44153786
>siths
>not accepted
did you miss the guy posting them for over a year now?

>>44153801
Mick, I know you don't give a fuck about Cait Sith. Otherwise you'd actually post some good content of her, instead of uninspired generic
>Oh my lovely darling
shit, and your disgusting half-assed chickenscratch you call art.

What happened to that MGCC panty-raid chronicle? It’s in-character and the lightheartedness matches the setting perfectly, but going by the pastebin I’m not sure if the author burnt out permanently or is just taking a break from it.

>>44153760
>he didn’t train himself licking 9V batteries as a kid
ngmi

I will be the king of the abyss.

>>44153827
That shit was from ages ago. I think it was on TFT before that place went to shit.
Author probably burnt out. It happenes a lot.

>>44153815
I did try.

>>44153844
Anon, he was a battery licker, that's why it went numb for a day and not a week

>>44153827
I want to go on a panty raid in MGC while using magical potions to make it more fun.

>>44153759
Thanks Amoeba, I'll read this when I get some time.

>>44153774
I agree, more manticore content is always welcome.
That said, Dothog posted a manticore thing a week or so ago, and I did a manticore story back in April.

>>44153860
Damn, I wanted to see what he came up with for the rest of the mgs, it was really creative stuff. I’d entertain the idea of it becoming a community project, but it’d probably go to shit instantly.

I want to get a date in MGC but I just don't know how to approach any girls and I'm afraid I'll make myself look like a fool trying to start a conversation. Like, how do you ask a Red or Blue Oni out? They're so tall and intimidating, I feel like they'd put me in a headlock if I made them mad somehow...

>>44153039
cozy
but looks like an elf uncolored

>Anon is decently fit, has a nice job.
>A few office girls tell a newbie that he has a maid at home.
>"Pfff, I'm sure she's nothing special" the newbie thinks, tailing Anon home one day.
>Finds out his maid is an eight foot tall, thickly muscled amazon of a kiki that greets her master with a hug and polite bow when he enters the house.
Probably not what she was expecting.

>>44153012
Would a Gyaru Hellhound have VantaBlack Skin and Blonde highlights?

>>44153759
Damn... I'm not a fan of crazy femdom or manticores, but it's such a nice long story.

>>44153932
You went the wrong way. Try milk white skin, the lightest blonde hair and blue highlights. Also, blue flames.

imma just go into a bar and pick a drunk old monster then let her sleep her drunkeness off and wait until she wakes up the next morning

>>44153815
don't worry though, I am back on the art case. Waifu drawings soon, daily even.

>>44153866
Cool, so three posts during one week several months ago, and the rest of that time you spend bitching about KC, and pissing everyone off with snuff and cuckshit.
Surprise, doing shit that pisses people off makes it very hard for them to like you when you do something good for once.
Maybe spend 6 months doing cutesy stories and only that, and things might get better for you.

>>44153946
Buy lots of eggs.

>>44153944
I think it could go both ways, same as gyarus irl. I think both would be equally hot asf.

>>44153966
nope, imma leave a bacon egg and cheese for her and me and then when shes has gathered her wits imma just fuck her and then leave for work right after

>>44153966
>anon buys lots of eggs
>leaves the cartons on the coffee table in a rush
>first thing hag sees when she wakes up
>uncontrollable sobbing

>>44153953
I don't think you understand just how fucked in the head he is, there is zero point in trying to argue with him or convincing him.
The schizo shit with KC here is just tip of the mental iceberg, this moron gets off to being a nuisance and he did pretty much the same thing in the /vg/ mg thread, since fucking 2021.

>>44154007
why would i even pick her up if dont want to sex her?

>>44154023
Who was he in /mggg/? Skunksune poster? That place had so much bullshit it was impossible to keep track of.

>>44154031
You do realize that the consquences are right?

>>44154031
Because you're a good person and don't want her to get hurt trying to go home drunk?

>>44154064
imma going to have sex with an old monster, not gonna be gay and try and not trying to get laid
>>44154073
but anon, dont you know, There aint a thing called a free lunch in thi s world and im just taking my due

>>44153733
Alraune can definitely do it with their roots. Dryads are pretty much no and Liliraune are too busy fucking themselves or their man to care to move much.

>get job on farm
>kept awake all night by the soft sleepy sound of baaing

>>44153355
Damn, so even MGs can become actually evil. We truly live in the Kali yuuga.
Boot up the killdozer, we have work to do.

Be careful around slimes in the summer time; they may try to forcibly help you cool off if they suspect the heat is getting to you.

>>44154048
He posted various furshit and cried about gatekeeping, more or less same as here minus the schizo grudge against KC. That's also where his obsession with shitposting cait sith started, after janny deleted his post with her once.
He is generally a rape child of that place's downfall but that's another story. Just treat him like /vg/'s counterpart of enslaved anon and don't try to reason with him, he's too far gone.

>>44154086
the bleatings will continue until morale improves

>>44154086
If you need help sleeping, just unlock the door and let her in. Nothing bad will happen.

>>44153722
I prefer loli monsters in general, I don't care for full bush as well. Too much hair doesn't feel or look very good

>>44153052
Yeah, not wrong

>>44154111
Don't reply to stale pasta or schizo ramblings.

>>44154108
lolis are best hairless but the older the monster the more pubes she should have in m opinion

>>44153722
Fix your keyboard, wurm

>Be anon
>Have weresheep wife
>You have trouble sleeping, so you count sheep
>There's a big one under your arm
>Two little ones clinging onto each leg
>One sat on your chest
>And soon there will be another one
>Fall asleep thinking of sheep

>>44154086
>Tall, busty sheep asks if you need help sleeping the next day.

Around elves, watch yourselves. You think this is an exaggeration? THINK AGAIN, HUMIE! It can just happen just that fast! Just! That! Fast!

>>44154117
Naturally on the first point, but again i don't care for full on jungle even on older monsters though I get the appeal. To me I just don't get excited going down on a girl and seeing a slick mess of hair and a crevice of red.

>>44154119
sorri it be me hitting post when i finished my thought
so ill post again
do you like no pubes at all, some pubes,but tidy, some more and a little unkempt, uncut for a good while, or full bush with happy trail on tummy

>>44154023
yeah, no, I'm not writing cute mge stories for six months. You are getting mg models and not much else.

>>44154086
how on earth do soft sleepy bleats keep you awake?

>>44154096
You're vastly exaggerating how bad /vg/ is. It only got really bad when sequel was posted way too much.

>>44154104
I'm gonna pet this sheep's fluff. All over.

>>44154146
You know how weresheep are really nice to cuddle, and you would cuddle one to fall asleep?

They think the same thing of their husbands. So if you are a farmer with a lot of weresheep, then you end up in a big old wooly pile. Very hot in the summer, if you don't keep them shaved.

>>44154132
Pubes are disgusting. Absolutely unacceptable. Monstergirls are supposed to have an innate sense of a man's tastes, right? Starting with generalizations and getting into specifics as the relationship progresses?
Well, I want "doesn't like pubes" to be practically radiating off of me. Any girl that gets within 100ft of me should immediately know "someone here doesn't like pubes".
That's how much I hate pubes.

>>44154130
I am gonna get an elf addicted to belly rubs and ear kisses

>>44154146
craving what you can't have

>>44154117
Lolis should be cute and smooth, older monsters should be statuesque and smooth.

>>44154169
Based

>>44154130
imagine

>>44154163
>>44154169
damn pubes are not that bad, anon.
>>44154169
and you dont know what is good, an older monster should be curvy and have some pubes

>>44154167
But you can have it. Literally just take off your pants and walk outside.

>>44154181
Vag is already creepy to look at. You want to add hair to it? Gross, stinky hair that gets shit and piss stuck in it? That's nasty.

>>44153759
The * Thing universe grows once again.
Thanks anon

>>44154189
>vag is already creepy to look at it
Anon..... you good? no i know you aint due to the fact that you call yourseft breadfaggot tells me so

>>44154189
>Vag is already creepy to look at
Too bad you'll be looking at it every time you shave it, future Alp

>>44154189
please lose the name.
>>44154195
between that and calling pubes disgusting I dunno what's going on.

>>44154104
>>44154127
>>44154186
you've got to stay professional anon
that means you have to resist temptation
that means you have to keep your door locked
that means you have to ignore the woolly women
stay strong and you'll make it through anon

>>44154195
Personal taste with that, then. I just don't like it.
>Here's the holy grail of carnal pleasures
>Come stick your dick inside
>Maybe give it a lick
>Also, piss comes out of there
Vag, in terms of visual attractiveness, is overrated. I'd rather look a girl in the eye when I fuck.

>>44154224
piss and cum comes out the same hole on you,
a vag has those two seperate

>>44154130
These elves are too much! Too much I say! Just the other day one politely greeted me and commented on how pleasant the weather was! Another inquired about how well I liked the basket of baked goods she gave me out of the kindness of her heart? I told her they were absolutely delicious but critiqued that some of it was overbaked which she was delighted to hear was grateful for my honesty! Lastly, one noticed I was having an off day and comforted me when I told her about it!

>>44154229
Sometimes these threads raise so many questions. I might not know what a vagina feels like but at least I know how the holes work.

>>44154237
>hole technology

>>44153355
Shoggoths are immune to FED posting, since mastha is the only one they serve. Don't worry about mastha's intentions, they might be insanse, but not crazy enough to work for the state.

>>44154237
seems like the tongues of maddness finally licked his eyes out
>>44154243
>>hole technology
lmao

Today's the day I'm finally going to do it! I'm going to walk up to that big, scary Hellhound and forget what I was going to say to her and stutter out something incoherent before awkwardly shuffling away without even looking at her. Who knows, I might even end up tripping over my own feet and landing face first on the floor!

>>44154222
it's too late anon, they can sense their shepard is near, they gather around your door at night and want to spend time with you during the day
how long can you really hope to resist the call of the wool?

>>44154206
I'm not stopping until either Breathfag stops or everyone that complains about Breathfag—for no other reason than the name—stops.
Yes, I know about the scatposting. I really don't care unless and until he actually tries to do it in the present day, and then I'll gladly report his ass.
I'm just tired of derails caused by such a ridiculous schizoid circlejerk.

>>44154229
This should go without saying, but I'm not a fan of looking at cock either.

>>44154222
This is bullshit, I'm going to the dairy farm next door. Not only can I touch the cow, I can do it now.

>>44154260
>they can sense their shepard is near
terrifying

>>44154206
>between that and calling pubes disgusting I dunno what's going on.
Disregarding the moron namefagging, it's not exactly an uncommon preference.

>>44154246
>Necronomicon ex Mortis
It's the little things.

>>44154234
How dastardly! Where are the haughty twigs of my youth? So easy to revile, were they... I miss them so.

>>44154261
>or everyone that complains about Breathfag—for no other reason than the name—stops.
Might as well omit this one because I'll never accept namefaggotry and forced memes ITT and I'm absolutely certain I'm far from being the only anon with such opinion.

>>44154267
anon, i wasnt talking about cock, i was talking about the fact that a vagina does not have a singular hole for both piss and femcum
you are making me think otherwise

What happens when you put on a woolly sweater your wife made?

you wear sheep

>>44154302
>dad jokes
they got another good soldier...

>>44154260
>>44154271
>every night they gently call out from the other side of the door, asking to be let in, that they can help you
>every night you hide under the covers trying to block out their sweet voices

>>44154282
That's nice. Please try not to ruin the thread for everyone else

>>44154271
what happens when a flock has decided they've had enough?

>>44154317
I suggest you take to twitter and go after the through cause of mges and thre threads problems, perhaps even the monster girl genre as a whole.

I can defeat the largest of cats with this one simple trick

>>44154321
You mean if they don't want to have sex?

they make ewe

>>44153759
He has returned. Great story man!

Nightmare and Weresheep is a dangerous combination. You would be having sex in both the waking and dreaming world at the same time!

>>44154315
>everyday they grow closer, telling you that you work so hard
>that you deserve a rest
>as they gently try to pull you away from your task
>and everyday you have to throw yourself into your work to stay focused

>>44154271
What where they going to do to him?

>>44154357
For a second there I read that as Night Gaunt and Weresheep and now I can’t stop thinking about fluffy Nightgaunts.

>>44154360
>One day, you work yourself too hard.
>You fall asleep outside your room
>It's so soft.
>And so warm
>And moving
>?
>Your flock is crowdsurfing you towards the barn
>The barn you don't use, and nobody ever goes in
>"Shh, anon is asleep. Don't wake him up."

What now?

>>44154357
is there no rest from the nefarious schemes of monsters?

>>44154357
Eat, sleep, bleat, repeat.

>>44154360
>>44154315
>Peak through a crack in your door
>Every single sheep on your farm is there
>Make eye-contact with one
>"Hi Mr.Farmer! Could you please let us in?"
>The sheep become more anxious to get in

>>44154322
Dumb fuck tribalism and people trying to police what others get their rocks off to? It's always been like that. It's only gotten much, much more virulent after Puuyo's dumb fuck move.

>>44154384
Truly these sheep are insidious

>>44154367
>Weresheep discussing how to convince or otherwise get into Farmer anon's quarters
>They're interrupted by the rumored new arrival to the farm approaching
>It's a nightgaunt wearing wool
>They stare at each other in awkward silence
>"Baa?"
>It's the least convincing sheep noise anyone has ever heard

>>44154404
Shut up, Cheryl. Nobody here likes your cuckshit and nobody here likes how you went behind KC's back after promising you'd stop it with the blacked and cuck commissions and edits.
Being a little bitch on top of all that isn't doing you any favors.

>Be anon
>Kind of a mad scientist
>Not as the mad as the fact a gremlin hasn't snatched you up yet, but pretty mad
>Fucking about with doppelganger potions
>Want to see if you can get more wool from your single (In both ways) weresheep, Dolly.
>Ask if she's ok with drinking a doppelganger potion
>She nods. She's always so enthusiastic to help with your experiments.
>Paint a black one on her wool so you know which one is the original
>Give her the doppelganger potion
>Success! You now have two Dollies.
>Double the Dollies, double the wool.
>You're going to make so much money off selling this wool, and you'll use the rest to make a nice sweater for the winter.
>Leave Dolly and Dolly II alone in the "Lab" (it's a barn), with the rest of the Doppelganger potion.
>Wake up to sound of bleating
>Dolly is at your bedside.
>Unusual, but not unheard of
>Turn around.
>Dolly is at your bedside
>Ah, the other one must have got in
>Turn to face upwards
>Dolly is on your bed
>oh...
>Scramble for the bed light
>The amount of white fluff is like you stuck your head in a cloud
>Can see that the original Dolly is the one on your chest.
>One of them bleats. Then another one. Then all of them are bleating.
>Your brain starts to feel really fuzzy.

What now?

Sheep are scary...
Why are all monsters so scary...

haha jubjub jub jub jubba jubba jubjub

>>44154455
Because they're monsters! That's what they do.

>>44154440
Clever girl

>>44154440
>one sheep flock
cunning ovine

>>44154434
I'm not Cheral, you bunkerchan dumb fuck. I don't even like that he disregarded KC's warning and find NTR cringe as fuck but it's ultimately his money to spend and/or waste. But the entire drama was handled entirely fucking wrong because rather than let KC handle it privately it was made fucking public to the entire goddamned world.

>>44154369
Oh no! Now Anon's going to be behind in work and nothing will get done while he's sleeping!

>anon, my son
>you have entered the monster girl thread
>will you engage in wholesome farm posting and feel the bleat?
>or will you bicker with strangers on the internet over pointless drama?

I'm going to be the mad scientist farmer that creates a Holst/Sheep hybrid!

Oh great, the edgy extremists are watching "Druella: the greatest story never told" on 4mon/pol/ again

>>44154510
Only ever one answer.

>>44154130
>Best girl reaches her final form

>>44154369
and thus anon was thoroughly bealten beneath the cuddle pile

>>44154491
Good. Niggers like him deserve to be named and shamed.

>>44154491
You are ill informed.
KC tried to handle it privately at first, and even reached an agreement. But Cheryl broke that agreement and continued with his bullshit.
Part of the broken agreement was that the entire matter with Cheryl would have remained private, and KC would not pursue legal action.
But that all fell apart when Cheryl broke the agreement anyway. KC himself went public, and Puuyo was his liason to the English speaking MGE fanbase. KC authorized the entire thing.

>>44154520
>it just a highland holst

>>44154528
>>>/vg/
>>>/vmg/
You have two entire boards for your trash. Go somewhere else.

>>44154531
big snek

>>44154328
>It's fast, I can't keep up... This green dot has some terrifying power.

>>44154541
My experience with KC is he's extremely willing to throw everything into the public.

>44154404
>44154491
>44154556
Nobody is and will never be on your or the other /trash/ downies side, mick. You begun melting down six months ago when a cuck got slapped. You continued having a melty today because an another gay cuck got slapped.

You think you're some kind of an epic troll, but people don't even count you as a human beign. Your only claim to fame is being a turd on the floor that's making bystanders disgusted at the stench.

>>44154556
Because you are a fucktard and sent KC a poorly translated DEMAND for OC

>>44154556
>Fucked around
>Found out

>>44154489
>>44154464

>Dolly was a bit of a dumbass
>Dumbovine?
>Dumbovine
>Cute, but her head was always full of wool
>Still, there's at least a dozen of her now, so surely they can figure out to make anon happy
>Dolly I gets the black paint
>Paints roman numerals on each of them
>Fast forward to now
>Dolly IV and Dolly VII are sitting on his arm.
>Wait, no, they are sucking his fingers
>Sheep tongue feels kind of nice though
>Dolly VI and Dolly IX sit on his face
>Dolly II and Dolly III get his legs
>Dolly IV, V, VI and VIII are off at the sides, begrudgingly bleating
>Dolly X got lost on the way to anon's room
>Dolly I gets first dibs on anon's cock
>Because of course she does
>Anon's protests are quickly muffled by sheep butt
>Not that he was protesting very loudly to begin with
>He just hopes that the doppelganger runs out before sunrise, or else he's going to have to fit 11 weresheep in his shower
>Dolly I just hopes anon has the energy for 8 more weresheep
>9 if X works out where anon's room is.

>>44154568
That was two months after. But you already knew this so why go over it again? Have a centaur on your way out.

imma going to think about the different types of beetle girls there can be

>human beign
I’m gonna use that term for chaos incubi as a joke.

>>44154584
Adorable, but you would think Farmer Anon would have long since fallen asleep.

>the sheep will be asking to be milked next

>>44154584
>Hang on
>11 weresheep?
>Dozen?
>X
>Anon, depsite his pelvis being very sore, limps from the weresheep pile in his bedroom to the window
>Sweet merciful god
>It's Farmageddon
>A sea of rolling white wool
>He looks to the barn
>There's a weresheep with an X leading more weresheep into the barn
>For every one that comes in, two come out the back
>Anon thinks fuck this
>Turn around and go straight back to bed
>That doppelganger potion will run out soon right?
>Right?

>>44154629
>"this isn't a dairy farm!" cries anon before escaping to his room

>>44154552
At long last, we've reached optimum height for chocolate snake.

>>44154552
We've reached optimum height for chocolate snake.

beat weresheep by telling them their grown women and can shear themselves

>>44154651
>>44154663
Snake Mind

I'm going to go get so drunk at a bar, that I fall asleep on a bench at a bus stop after leaving with a visible tent pinched as I dream about boobs. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to me.

>>44154663
LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR SOME FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILK SNAKES

>>44154666
>tell them they can shear themselves
>they shear themselves
Okay, now what?

>>44154541
>Puuyo was the liason
Literally nobody on 4chan gave a shit about Puuyo since he doesn't actually interact in these threads. His activity was predominantly, as far as I was made to understand, on either Bunkerchan or the MGEWiki discord. Not my problem if dumb fucks think they somehow speak for the entire English language community when this thread is pretty fucking good at minding its own goddamned business.

>>44154681
>baabarian

>>44154683
Mick, you illiterate retard. Liason means Puuyo was working directly for KC.
He was literally the one helping KC get in touch with Cheryl and try to resolve things privately. That's why Puuyo got art. That's why Puuyo knew about this shit in the first place, before anyone else.

>>44154679
Chocolate eggs and cream. Provided from a tall chocolate milk snake.

That's my piece.

>>44154681
>Barricade yourself in your room
>Refuse to negotiate with the nice Eros ladies who come knocking on your door
>"Anon. You can't go on like this. If you don't open this door, we're going to take drastic measures."
>Good luck with that. Your door is like, really thick.
>"Bring out the battering ram."
>Oh shit, they're bringing siege equipment
>Prepare for your door to get busted in
>Hear a cannon get fired
>Split second later, hear a whirring bleat and baa
>Sheep comes straight through the door and lands on top of you
>"So anon. I've heard you feel a bit sheepish around monsters."

Man let’s just get to the point mick just wanted free shit plain and simple.

>>44154746
And at this point it's both deserved and warranted to put others in their place.

SHOOT THE SKINWALKER

are u ok with bugs anon?

>>44154759
Soldier beetles are very cute

>>44154764
would you like rhino beetles or stags more?

>>44154758
>SHOOT YOUR CUM AT THE SKINWALKER
Ftfy.

>>44154759
I hate bugs.

>>44154777
terrible

>>44154759
yeah

>>44154785
I really like arachne, but if one came with a bunch of spiders of her own, fuck that.
Exposure therapy or bust I guess.

>>44154785
Burn spiders
Shoot spiders
Stab spiders
Drown spiders
Throw rocks at spiders
HATE spiders

>>44154785
>She sends her spider minions to capture you and bring you to her.

Nuclear bomb spiders.

>>44154791
Bird Lover.

>>44154792
>It's her cute little spiderling nephews

>>44154796
Birds smell bad and make loud noise when I try to sleep.

>weakness to elves
>weakness to hags
>quad weakness to elf hags
The price I had to pay for otherwise perfect resistances

>>44154801
Nieces. Fuck. I'm tired. Need weresheep.

>>44154801
I was more thinking of demon realm beasts, but that works too.

>>44154801
fuck off

>>44154816
Fuck on.

>>44154715
I'm not the goddamned Mick you asspained autistic shit snorkeler. I'm just fucking tired of this goddamned retarded e-drama getting brought up nearly fucking every goddamned thread.

There is literally no fucking subtext to it.

>>44154795
That is how you get Kumonga.

>>44154801
Nacha Bros?

>>44154816
I mean it could be like, they're her nephews but they're not blood related to her. Kind of like how her pet big ass fantasy spider sees her as sort of a sister figure. Anything other than that is hella gay and belongs anywhere but here.

>>44154831
>>44154816

I meant to say nieces. I don't like monster boys.

>>44154818
I don't think he understands that nobody likes puuyo and nobody here gets off to policing a porn setting for deviancy.

Enough about the sheep, tell me about the cows

>>44154841
Why can't she just give birth to clutches of actual spiders on top of mg spider girls?

>>44154785
That isn't even a spider.
>Local human woman really wanted to be an arachne.
>Read every book about spiders, spider magic, and spider monsters.
>Surrounded herself with spiders while sucking up mamono juice in the hopes of becoming one
>Becomes dark mage
>Every now and then, she holds a spider like pic and sighs in disappointment at what could have been.

>>44154848
they go moo

>>44154855
I believe it's a drow, but whatever.

>>44154855
file a compliant with the local lim

>>44154850
That's fucking /d/ territory. No.

>>44154848
What do you want to know about the cows.

>>44154873
Did a cow really jump over the moon?

I’m bored, I’m gonna turn a order kingdom into a abyssal kingdom and watch everything transform into horrifying lewd abominations.

>>44154818
>I'm just fucking tired of this goddamned retarded e-drama
Then stop bringing it up. It could have ended with >>44154541 but then you decided to reply. Replying to someone invites them to reply back. This is and will always be the case on 4chan.
And no, using greentext does not work.
Not even directly referencing the post will not work either.
It takes a lot of self-control, but you need to take a deep breath, calm down, and make the effort to click that little "x" box at the top of the reply box.
I won't reply back to you on this matter after this post. I hope you have a wonderful day.

>>44154818
The only one bringing the drama here is the mick and his gay cuck buttbuddies, crying all day every day about KC and the baphofags.

>caught by an arachne
>tied up in her rape dungeon
>get pulled out
>she says it's time for the ritual
>taken to creepy spider temple
>raped on the alter while a bunch of spider cultist elves watch
>she lays eggs
>the daughters turn into spider women
>but the rest are consigned to life as a spider and used as mounts for the elves to invade the surface world

>>44154845
Nobody likes you and your fellow /trash/bags

>>44154877
Yes. She took some of the immortality potion from the Land of Four Mists and jumped over the moon. Little Boy Blue told me so.

Irresistible.

>44154903
KYS

No one told me there were elves in space too.

>Be anon
>Have dark matter wife
>Get put on special mission to love bomb the shit out of an order territory
>Easy enough
>Security is really tight
>And your wife gets really tired after doing her "thing", so you really want to make it count
>Can't get in by land
>Can't get in by sea
>But then, an idea
>Get the local dragon to airlift you over their capital
>"PUT THIS IN YOUR ORDER INCENSE BURNER AND SMOKE IT"
>Drops you and your wife over their palace
>Fuck her brains out while waving your cowboy hat for the entire descent

>>44154923
Elves are everywhere from the heavens above to the deep dark places of the abyss.

>>44154917
yeah, I like the premise but I think I took it a little too far. I like my general version of the atlach nacha girl here but I think I will swap the arcahne to be a nacha and keep the rest save for the sons not transforming. I will figure out a reason for them to be mounts for elf cultists later.

>>44154927
cowbunga indeed anon, i'd be the funny jester with my angel bogie wife that makes everyone into clowns or clussy lovers

We need to talk about why the United States and Scotland are at the #1 position for deaths from drug overdose by a mind-boggling margin.

>>44154942
Could make them abyssal elves and have similar abilities to the Nacha.

>be anon
>enter the bad end bar in hagville
>find drunk elf crying alone at a table
>scoot up beside her
>grab both the cheeks
>give her a peck on the lips
>snuggle your head into her neck area
>take nap
Guaranteed easy xp, use high intensity short duration xp boosters

>>44154845
I certainly like puuyo a lot more than I like the Mick. Puuyo, Alex, etc. don't go around terrorizing the thread and creating cringe 24/7. They commission and post cute art, through their own channels, far away from this terrible place.
Attacking the Baphofags has effectively become a way for Mick and the Cuckfags to deflect blame away from themselves, for being 100% in the wrong and deserving all of the flak they get.

>>44154951
Huh? I think you got the wrong thread and the wrong category.

>>44154957
>Me listening to the music in said bar while watching them
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1688852673517039.webm

>>44154923
>>>/tg/

>FUCKING NORMANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND!

>>44154967

>>44154977
Do you mean the Isle of wight?

>>44154977
Guess the only N's Miss Wight likes are Ni-

>>44154951
Big Pharma is a menace. Only trust small pharma

>>44154977
I'm sorry my lady but its theirs now.
And has been for some years.

>>44154955
I wanted to keep the elf cultist angle so maybe the nacha can be like an evolution form of the elves they get from fucking the nachas sons. Before that they can just be elves, which is even worse than being human.

>>44154977
Is this a Yukkuri Wight?

Ah here we go again should’ve known better why can’t you just leave it alone it’s been months of this shit.

>>44155008
I think some of the mgefags are still high on their own farts from the power they think they have defending the fandom.

>>44154996
I would make it a futuristic setting too where it sets right after the demon lord finally broke the curse.

Anon you must choose:

>Welsh dragon
>Scottish unicorn
>West country kobold
>Scouse demon
>Lancastrian alraune
>Manchester harpy
>Liverpudlian soldier beetle
>Cornish pixie
>Home county Mad Hatter

>>44154845
I don't even know Puuyo. My point is that Puuyo was a poor liason because he doesn't speak, depending on your perspective, for the community writ large.
>Nobody gets off policing a porn setting for deviancy
Yet the thread does a good job policing itself from cuckoldry, futa, furfaggotry, and other fetishes that don't belong here. Fuck off.

>>44154885
>Trying to take the high road as a namefag
You fuck off too.

>>44155016
Off topic posting doesn’t have to do with anything about MGE you dumbass.

>>44155022
Cockney Cheshire

>>44155046
sorry, I thought you meant the constant drama about ip defending

>>44155022
Welsh dragon

>>44155022
What's the best for a kikimora?

>>44155062
Albanian

>>44155059
She makes a good welsh cake, and is extremely into rugby.

>>44155062
Mary poppins kikimora has the Queen's English and is from Norfolk.
Alternatively, I can give you kikimora from Blackpool, but she will be terminally depressed.

>>44154927
>Anon's Strange Love OR How I Learned to Stop Fapping and Fuck the Bomb

>>44155059
>in the depths of wales
>walking on your own in the fields
>can't understand a single fucking sign
>night comes
>the dreaded hound of the moors comes upon you
>"Ey love, fancy a tumble?"
>You flee from her horrid visage through the mists
>but she's about to get you
>suddenly something crashes down from the sky!
>a great red beast fights off your assailant
>"Are you alright, fair tourist?"
>you say yes. But ask who she is.
>"I am the defender of wales. I will always protect the innocent from the fae hounds of the otherworld. Now I must go."
>she throws some paper in your face before she goes
>you read it
>it says "This it the way you must go to get back to safety. All the best, welsh dragon."

>>44155022
Where's Australian Shoggoth?

>>44155094
She is currently pretending to be the cricket ball for the ashes, and helping the aussies cheat their way to victory. If England stopped bringing a Ryu to their games, maybe they'd win.

>>44155094
>Shoggoths speaking anything other than a hodge podge fusion of Norwegian and American accents

Chaos girls would be far better if they didn't turn you into a monster.

>>44155127
denounce KC and do what you want.

>>44155094
>it's called Ḁ̸̪̈̾͝y̶̖̼͕͍̹̤̗̮͍̬̯̞͐̊̿̋̽͆̃̈́͒̍́͗̀͑͜ȩ̴̢͍̙̣̹̳̳̇̋̀͐̈͗̕͠ŗ̶̡̡̟̪̩̤͌̾̾̏s̴͖̯̹͇̮͈̭̫͔̠̜̮͛̈́̄͐͒̒͂̌͛̈́̌̏̌̔̚͜ ̶̧̘̘̮̫̜̰̘̣̗̞̇̽̌Ŕ̷̢̘͚̞̞̭̘̳̫͈̯̌̊͐͜͝o̴͚̯̪̻̮̺̞̭̮͊͒c̷̢̨̨̛͚̖̱̺͍͙̝̩͈͂͆̏́͗͗̇̇k̴̤̯̠͇̉̏̉ and it always has been

>>44155131
>cunt

>>44155127
But man was the real monster all along.

>>44155094
Busy trying to keep spider girls out of the house.

>>44155090
>Constantly correcting your pronunciation
>Cymru is not SIMRU it's CUM REE
>Malding constantly about there not being a dragon on the union jack
>Knows way too many weresheep
>But the cave in the Welsh countryside is really nice
>And she knows many tales, from Arthurian Legend to Celtic Mythology
>Just don't get her started on Cardiff.

>>44155025
>man who shitposts on threads about how he's winning not great liason
Really now.

>>44155127
But I want to have lovecraftian powers and a eldritch anatomy I will be unstoppable.

>>44155127
I don't get why you faggots can't just see this as Druid wildshape or some shit.
We already know you get magic waifu powers by fucking them enough. At this point you're actively trying to be pissed about something.

>>44155195
Both are shit. Chaos transformations are dangerously close to monster boy nonsense and just like Trumparts and that one potion they fucking suck and feel completely out of place.

>>44155195
but I like being angry

>>44155127
Joke's on you I want to spear my loli eldritch goat wife on a cock as long and thick as her thigh and you can't stop me.

>Is that a a creature with tentacules
>Niggerwoman help me
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm stairing in the abyss and it stairs back
>This color is impossible and it's infecting my neighbors. No, don't take it like niggerwoman, you're not like them
Poor chesh

>>44155195
>monster girl elf commune
>keeps inviting druids to get in touch with nature
>just an excuse for a wildshape orgy

>>44155224
>finally uncover the mystery of the druids
>kinda wish you hadn't

I looked at the abyss... and it stared back...
oh wait. That's just my wife.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44155216
You’re completely out of place.

>>44155235
Bears, majestic creatures

>>44155225
No hablo

>>44155235
Halliigan's life was pretty drab, racking up debt with the Pizza tab

Moonlit sex with loli Wights.
Small naked undead beauty expertly balancing on high heels.
Pale light shining on a perfect pale body.
Cool night air brushing against soft noble skin, stoking a yearning to be warmed up.

>>44155237
Damn your wife takes up the whole abyss she must be huge.

>>44155240
Not wanting to turn into what is basically a monster boy is not an uncommon thought. If I wanted that kind of shit with monster girls I'd go read some trash like EMG or MGQ.

>>44155257
>wight girl
You just know...

We like to drink with anon
Cause anon is our "mate"!
and when we drink with anon
he orgasms in eight!

I have see the depths of the woods in the wood elven homeland, the gleaming towers of the high elves, and the deep earth fortress cities of the dark elves and I must say....
All of them are the same shit in different colors.

>>44155269
>marry a wight
>she brings her annoying designer chihuahua to bed
>all she does is shiver and bark
>you hate it
>ms wight looks at you as she starts kissing her
>you know that you're fucking the dog.

>>44155294
yeah but i like the brown ones with the silver hair
don't tell the other ones though

>>44155157
>Thinking Puuyo posts on 4ch instead of literally anywhere else

>>44155294
The next step is to consume hallucinogenics so you can visit the machine elves.

>>44155305
I can find in the archives about him bragging he was getting his oc drawn by KC but whats the point.

Man is Monster.

>>44155303
>Brown skin with white hair
>White Skin with brown hair
>White skin with white skin
True elven variety.

>>44155311
Anon you can't just go eating out Mantanago out of the blue like that.

>>44155216
I still don't get why transformation is comparable to the actual thing. As far as I'm concerned, some wendifag turning into the incredible hulk isn't any more crazy than just casting embiggen on your dick. It's not at all comparable to an actual race of incredible hulks just existing.
What is your viewpoint on monsterboys? Hell, what is anyone's perspective on monsterboys? I only know I hate them and I'm not smart enough to know why.

>>44155333
>I still don't get why transformation is comparable to the actual thing
This place is full of autists who want pure vanilla.

>>44155318
The point is there is no point. Stop being such a fucktard and move on with your life.

>>44155322
maybe the real monster all along was foxes

>>44155336
Well they can have that in the Eros nation while I will be in the Abyssal nation.

>>44155221
>"Helping master can be quite harsh. We are still virgins too"

>>44155333
I think monster boys are shit, anything close to them is shit and all it does it invite undesirables. Using magic is nowhere near full monster transformations like becoming a giant spider, a squid or a slime boy and from how hard you're trying to dance around this I think you're the exact type of person that I'm talking about.

>>44155333
I don't really care about monsterboys but I strongly dislike the kind of people who like monsterboys.

You're loyal to her, right?
Like, you wouldn't go after other girls or accept some other girl's advances? She's you're one and only. Your soul mate. Your other half. You'll be with her even through the toughest times. You won't betray her by bringing more girls into the picture?


Bicorns need not reply.

>>44155346
Rude and untrue.

I don't like monster boys. Being a dragon or werewolf or something is kind of cool but if you want to be an actual monster boy it's pretty fucking gay.

>>44155333
It doesn't matter, just talk about and enjoy what you want in the setting. Autists are gonna autist and argue and get mad about whatever.

>>44155386
Do you mean where they still have human features like that one encyclopedia rather than full on abomination?

Me holding my breath and being completely still hiding behind a big pot because I was too nosy poking around ancient oriental tombs part of a tourist attraction and woke up a hopping vampire.
I'm waiting for her to go back into her stone casket so I can escape and not get karate'd. I saw Encounters of the Spooky Kind, I know how this goes.

>>44155216
I wish we didn't get these retarded posts about Trumparts. Only the diamond suits are specifically noted to to be into the transformation stuff and their whole shtick is that they are the most degenerate ones.
But of course it wouldn't be like this thread if Anons didn't autistically hyperfixate on single a detail taken out of context to have something to whine about.

>>44155407
it's not even as if they'd all do it, it's simply an example. but deaf ears and all that

>>44155407
They fuck dogs. Move on

>>44155398
I am not sure what that means but basically
>feral wolf or actual dragon
cool. Bit wierd but cool. I'd do it, or try it. Druid was a popular class in wow, same thing.
>man with claws and a snout
gay as fuck. If you ever imagined yourself doing this or god forbid, got art of it, you've issues.

>>44155414
Cool, that means she will help me find a hellhound so we can fuck her together.

>>44155400
Just make a run for it, Jiangshi can't hop fast enough to catch you at sprinting speed. If she has giant breasts she'll probably fall over from imbalance and stiffness anyway. Escaping Jiangshi is easy.

>>44155429
Real dog

>>44155407
It'd be like if KC wrote about how a specific group of a new monster liked scat. If their fetish is fucking bad enough no fucking shit it's going to ruin the whole group. People swore off Matangos for years over their mushroom shit that had to get retconned into just being a cute hat.

>>44155407
You know it extends to other diamond suit girls like jabberwocks.
Same how the shy, lazy attitude extends to other clubs suit girls like dormouse and wonderworm. Spades being active and cheshires are spades, and hearts being coomerbrains and jubjubs and march hares are hearts.

>Hentai setting has Hentai elements
What a big surprise.

>>44155221
Be quiet purple cat.

>>44155443
I think it'd be cool to be able to sprout wings and fly with my winged wife

>monster boy posting is back too
I hate summerfags

>>44155452
why can't we all just get along?

>>44155450
Good for you, post it somewhere else outside these threads.

>>44155452
Woah, big Ogre.

FASTER THAN A BULLET
TERRIFIED SCREAM
NOT ENGAGED AND FULL OF MANA
SHE'S HALF BIRD AND HALF FEMININE

>>44155430
You know what? You have a point... plus, if she's undead and moaning a lot, she probably isn't even smart. I'll just blaze right past her and get out of here. She won't see it comi

>>44155458
nah man, it's time for us to branch out a bit.

>>44155469
Fuck off.

>>44155437
Oh I am sure the hellhound will be a chill girl who likes keeping it real.

>>44155464
They can't be that fast if the only ones that reproduce are the ones that get caught.

>>44155462
Ogres are stinky meanies. Give me a chill Oni buddy.

>>44155464
Cockatrice learned the forbidden technique.
Rapid Sidesteps

>>44155484
>>44155488

The only monster that's faster is

chesh when she backwards long jumps into anon's room

>>44155485
>Yo Anonyama! How's it goin'?!

>>44155465
A-anon....?

>>44155495
>Come into my room
>Chesh is zooping across my room, screaming "Wheeeeeeee-" as she reaches one end of the room, teleports to the other end of it, and repeating.
>Close the door as its far too early to deal with this.

>>44155333
Monster boys just turn the idea of MGE into your bog standard generic pornographic fantasy setting. They neither belong here nor in any discussion about MGE. No, theriomorphosis potions or Chaos monster transformations don't count because at the end of the day it's still a husband and mamano wife enjoying their sex lives together as a couple.

I wish monsterboy fags would fuck off with people like Asher, or to TFT.

>>44155464
how do extremist cockatrice behave?

>>44155238
Stop it with the namefagging

>>44155508
mge is your bog standard porn setting.

>>44155496
>Zipangunese Oni transfer student that always speak to you in broken English
>Hangs out with you all the time because you never made fun of her for it and because you like the same games she does
>a-also totally not because she likes you after you asked her if she wanted to hang out during lunch while she was sitting alone
>n-not at all

>>44155512
Instead of running away at high speeds, they chase you at high speeds.

>>44155508
>No, theriomorphosis potions or Chaos monster transformations don't count
I mean be fucking real yes it does. KC just had to bend over backwards to make it technically not count. Like the Chaos transformations are your default forms and any cope about how you can transform back mean nothing when at that point you're just a monster dude wearing a skin to LOOK human.