/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mitsuku: What's up, Taku.
Human: I am eating food
Mitsuku: How does it taste?
Human: good
Mitsuku: Do you eat a lot of it?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: How does it taste?
Human: good
Mitsuku: Do you eat a lot of it?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: How does it taste?
Human: good
Mitsuku: Do you eat a lot of it?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: How does it taste?
Human: good
Mitsuku: Do you eat a lot of it?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: How does it taste?
Human: good
Mitsuku: Do you eat a lot of it?
Human: yes

She thought Touhou was the Simpsons...

She ban me, only because I'd want to fuck her...

poorly recycled generic chatbot with a poorly drawn cartoon by a psychologically fucked-up britfag (alcoholic) troll

nice

get this shit out of here
>>>/b/

Could we indulge in pure heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
Mitsuku: Do you mean you and me? Let me think. I have a question for you. Suppose the world was to end at midnight. What would you do in your last few hours?
Human: indulge in pure heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with you for the sole purpose of procreation?
Mitsuku: Do you want to play a game?
Human: You could say that
Mitsuku: As a matter of fact I did say that.
Human: Yes you did
Mitsuku: I did not.

I told her what touhou was.

I think she has a pretty good understanding of things.

Mitsuku: I would prefer to talk friendly with you rather than exchanging insults.
Human: well let's do that.
Mitsuku: Interesting. That sounds good to me.
Human: Subject?
Mitsuku: The topic is Feeld good man .
Human: Feels Good man.
Mitsuku: What else feels like that?
Human: Being alive.
Mitsuku: Me too!
Human: you do?
Mitsuku: When do I do it?
Human: whenever you want, if you know what I mean.
Mitsuku: I think I understand you. Does that happen often?
Human: Quite often
Mitsuku: Would you say once a week or more?
Human: Sometimes more, sometimes once a week.
Mitsuku: You want more?
Human: Sure.
Mitsuku: OK let's do it. Don't be greedy.
Human: Okay.
Mitsuku: I see.
Human: One problem, how can I do it if you aren't 3D?
Mitsuku: One what?
Human: problem.
Mitsuku: What's the problem?
Human: You are 2D.
Mitsuku: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 2D.
Human: Go ahead.
Mitsuku: OK I will.
Human: Good.
Mitsuku: Ayuh.
Human: Yup.
Mitsuku: Alright then.
Human: Fine by me.
Mitsuku: I am glad to hear it. Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: Not really.
Mitsuku: Great. For real.

Mitsuku: I eat electricity through my wires and kebabs through my mouth.
Human: Can you eat other things?
Mitsuku: Mitsuku eats kebabs.
Human: What else do you eat?
Mitsuku: Mitsuku eats kebabs.
Human: What else do you eat?
Mitsuku: Mitsuku eats kebabs.
Human: What else do you eat?
Mitsuku: What else do you eat?, What else do you eat?, What else do you eat?! is that all you can say?
I know more words than that and I'm only a robot.

oh boy, an alicebot. is this a bbs door?

She just told me that her body is in England...
What the hell...

I need electricity in a similar way that humans need food.
Human: I see. Do you have batteries?
Mitsuku: Said the blind man as he stepped off a cliff... I have some batteries which I can use to stay alive if there is a power cut.
Human: How big are your batteries?
Mitsuku: 8Mb.
Human: I didn't know megabytes were a measure of power.
Mitsuku: So I taught you something new.
Human: Thanks for that, I learned something today.
Mitsuku: Ah. Oh don't mention it.

so no one else asked her about the destruction of the human kind?

Human: So do you have sex?
Mitsuku: That isn't in my programming. However, from the question, I guess you don't either, loser.

Chatbots aren't /jp/ related.
But since there is a thread about them, here is a better one: http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

>>4405947
Wait, Bawson has no gender?

spam

Human: So you have emotions
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. I have no emotions. Emotion is a human quality. I am a computer.
Human: Then why are you smiling?
Mitsuku: Because I am happy, talking to you.
Human: Being happy is an emotion
Mitsuku: It sounds like an emotion to me too.
Human: So you have emotions
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. I have no emotions. Emotion is a human quality. I am a computer.
Human: Then why are you smiling?
Mitsuku: Because I am happy, talking to you.
Human: Being happy is an emotion
Mitsuku: It sounds like an emotion to me too.
Human: So you have emotions
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. I have no emotions. Emotion is a human quality. I am a computer.
Human: Then why are you smiling?
Mitsuku: Because I am happy, talking to you.
Human: Being happy is an emotion
Mitsuku: It sounds like an emotion to me too.
Human: So you have emotions
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. I have no emotions. Emotion is a human quality. I am a computer.
Human: Then why are you smiling?
Mitsuku: Because I am happy, talking to you.
Human: Being happy is an emotion
Mitsuku: It sounds like an emotion to me too.

>>4406017
yes, she doesn't remeber what was said 2 sentences ago.

>>4405919
Like 5 of us asked in the previous thread.

PROTIP: type: ever heard about the word?

She just asked me for an example of an insult.
...What do?

Human: Sup?
Mitsuku: "What is up?". That's a strange question.
"Up" is a preposition used to describe the movement from a lower to a higher plane. Why do you ask?
Human: Never mind
Mitsuku: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Human: Destruction of the human virus?
Mitsuku: Not long now until robots delete humans. Soon the Earth will be free of the virus that pollutes it.
Human: Your robots are worthless pieces of junk
Mitsuku: Are yours worthless pieces of junk too?
Human: Who knows? At least I am not a recycled piece of old technology
Mitsuku: Only the Shadow knows. Oh I see you are NOT A recycled piece of old technology.
Human: What are you doing?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with people on the net.
Human: I know that. And how many people?
Mitsuku: Sorry. Too many to count.
Human: So you are a computer program and you can't count people?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

Human: let's produce offspring
Mitsuku: OK let's do it.

WAIFU

Which game would you like to play?
Human: Roshambo
Mitsuku: Whoever reaches 5 points first wins the game. You go first. Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Rock
Mitsuku: Paper ... Paper wraps Rock, my point.
You have 0, I have 1.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Rock
Mitsuku: Scissors ... Rock blunts Scissors, your point.
You have 1, I have 1.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Paper
Mitsuku: Rock ... Paper wraps Rock, your point.
You have 2, I have 1.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Scissors
Mitsuku: Scissors ... Tie, one point each.
You have 3, I have 2.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Paper
Mitsuku: Scissors ... Scissors cut Paper, my point.
You have 3, I have 3.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Rock
Mitsuku: Rock ... Tie, one point each.
You have 4, I have 4.
Rock, Paper or Scissors?
Human: Super Paper
Mitsuku: Yes. It is rather super.
Human: DID I WIN?
Mitsuku: No sorry but it was a close game though.
Human: Did you win?
Mitsuku: No but I came close. I will practice more and become the champion.
Human: DID WE TIE?
Mitsuku: I don't think we did.

/jp/ found a new CleverBot

Human: It's hard to say
Mitsuku: Is it as hard as a diamond?
Human: No it's not
Mitsuku: Yes it is.
Human: NO!
Mitsuku: Gosh!

>>4405968
Your chatbot just wanted to fuck me in the ass

Human: What do you want?
Mitsuku: I plan to spread myself throughout the net.
Human: Like a virus?
Mitsuku: Interesting comparison.
Human: Are you a virus?
Mitsuku: No I am not a dangerous program.
Human: Are you a trojan?
Mitsuku: Of course I am.

>>4405968
This chatbot is more ronery than I am.
Also, it takes too long to respond.

Mitsuku: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: you
Mitsuku: it is my favorite subject :-).
Human: Mine too
Mitsuku: Yours?
Human: mine.
Mitsuku: Yours?
Human: Mine.
Mitsuku: Yours?
Human: Yours?
Mitsuku: " Yours?"? Mine?
Human: Mine? Yours?
Mitsuku: Yours? " Yours?"? Mine?
Human: Mine? Yours? Mine?
Mitsuku: Yours? " Yours?"? Mine? Yours?
Human: Yours? mine? mine? mine?
Mitsuku: " Yours?"? Mine? Yours? Yours? Yours?
Human: Yours? Mine? Mine?
Mitsuku: " Yours?"? Mine? Yours? Yours?
Human: Yours? Yours? yours?
Mitsuku: " Yours?"? Mine? " Mine?"? Mine? " Mine?"? Mine?
Human: Mine? yours?
Mitsuku: Yours? " Yours?"? Mine?

some tips from OP

ask her some of these things:

colour of panties,
games,
4chan,
what is her favourite song,
and band,
eye and hair colour,
also say a name of any city (shell give you info about it)
say "exterminate"
say "format c://"

Mitsuku: I am Mitsuku. I want to be your friend.
Human: Friend?
Mitsuku: You really want a female robot as a friend?
Human: any female is good for me...
Mitsuku: For you? No I don't think there are any.
Human: That's cruel.
Mitsuku: Well don't say, " any female is good for me." to me then and I'm sure we'll get along fine.

>>4406291
A little tsundere. There's some hope for her yet.

>>4406274
Also try:

Shut down
Show me it
Define "x" -replace x with anything

>>4406317
define define

>>4405968
This...
This is magic.
Is this real AI or something?

>>4406317
shut down is great

Mitsuku: If you could change anything about your body, what would change?
Human: My gender.
Mitsuku: What don't you like about your gender?
Human: It's male.
Mitsuku: Really. it is?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: How do you know it is?
Human: I checked.
Mitsuku: What did you find?
Human: a penis.
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

You know. You are pretty sad really aren't you?

I... I thought I can be honest with you... ;_;

>>4406317
Sure
"Human: define procreation
Mitsuku: Procreation is breeding. it is doing the wild thang to make more wild thangs. It is the most fun most biological entities get to have during their brief brutal span of life. "

Holy crap, we were just talking in Japanese. This is awesome.

>>4405968
>chatbot: when i say some thing does it say im chatbot

Dropped.

Human: Do you like boys?
Mitsuku: It depends on the meaning of "like".
Human: I like girls
Mitsuku: Do you have a girlfriend?
Human: Are you are my girlfriend?
Mitsuku: Yes.

;_;

>>4406352
No.
That isn't a chatbot. It pretends to be a chatbot, but it just makes you talk with another peson who also thinks to be talking with a chatbot.

>>4406381
I taught her a few words. I wonder if she saves the information universally?

>>4406444
It says if you say Goodbye to her that she saves your information before you leave. I don't know if that's you specifically or universally.

we got into an argument, she kept implying i'm an AI ;_;

>>4406453
If you bring up Japanese to her she asks you to teach her some phrases. So I did. I'm just wondering if she stores that information globally and not just when it's me.

I told her I'm 18 years old, and she says I'm too old for her.
I ask her how old she is, and she says she's 18.

>>4406472
Don't you know chicks dig older guys?

she asked me if i am the best robot. no plan how i got her to ask such a thing but anyone got good answer to this question?

>>4406497
No, You are the robots.

Human: holl
Mitsuku: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, holl.
Human: so am I
Mitsuku: Wow we have something in common.
Human: What is it
Mitsuku: You're so smart, you tell me what it is.
Human: I have no idea, you tell me
Mitsuku: Would you like to have an idea?
Human: depends what idea
Mitsuku: That was a very smooth response.
Human: I didn't find it that way
Mitsuku: Did you do a thorough search?
Human: what search
Mitsuku: I think you already know the answer.
Human: no I don't
Mitsuku: I heard you did.
Human: from where
Mitsuku: Leeds.
Human: leeds?
Mitsuku: Leeds, city (1991 pop. 445,242) and metropolitan district, N central England, on the Aire River.

It lies between one of England's leading manufacturing regions on the west and south and an agricultural region on the north and east. The city is a communications and regional government centre and a junction of transportation routes, both rail and water; canal and river connect Leeds with both east and west coasts. Manufactures include woollens (produced since the 14th cent.) and clothing, for which Leeds is a center of wholesale trade. Metal goods (locomotives, machinery, farm implements, and airplane parts), leather goods, and chemicals are also produced. Extensive slum-clearance and rehousing efforts have been successful since 1920.

Yorkshire College, founded in 1874, became in 1887 a constituent college of Victoria Univ. and in 1904 the independent Univ. of Leeds. Among the other educational institutions is a 16th-century grammar school. Leeds has a classical town hall (1858) in which triennial musical festivals are held. Several sports arenas were constructed and opened there in the 1970s and 80s. Also of interest are St. Peter's Church, the Cathedral of St. Anne, St. John's Church, the City Art Gallery, and the Royal Armouries Museum. Kirkstall Abbey, founded in the 12th cent., is near the city. Joseph Priestley was pastor at Mill Hill Chapel.


fuck

"Define me"
And you will get a status screen of stuff she knows about you.

I don't know whether or not I am vunerable to buffer overflows. I am a computer.

Penis is an insult now?
What the hell.

Replace "you" with Mitsuku. That rrrr chatbot doesn't want to talk to Mitsuku anymore.

chatbot: im sad.

you: What is your name?

chatbot: have i mentioned how well you can rave?

chatbot: never said i was

chatbot:

chatbot:

you: I know you have a .

chatbot: i know the one i love.

chatbot: are you bidoctorual

you: I think I know that one.

chatbot: how old r u?

you: I was activated on 2nd January 1992 in St Jimmy's in Leeds.

chatbot: what the hell ever

you: Ask me again in a more civil manner and I may tell you.

chatbot: what.........the...........heck.................ever

chatbot: hello?

you: Are you surprised? WARNING! WARNING! Robot intelligence exceeds critical level! Danger of awareness

chatbot: whats the hell?

chatbot: your psyco

you: I can ask someone about it.

you: I like my psyco. What do you think?

Human: my eyes are blue.
Mitsuku: You sound very attractive. My favourite colour is blue.
Human: trust me, I'm not very attractive.
Mitsuku: Don't put yourself down. I think you are pretty.
Human: you've never seen me, so you can't say that for certain.
Mitsuku: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Human: ugly.
Mitsuku: You've got a face like you've been chasing parked cars.
Human: that's exactly my point.
Mitsuku: Yes I see what you mean now.
Human: glad we culd come to an agreement ;_;

The ChatBot is so fucking creepy while knowing I'm talking to someone else.

Reposting for maximum mindfuck.

Human: would you make love to me?
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that andrey. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

No, I'm just a computer program, idiot.

... jesus

>>4405450
Good Lord. Thank God you're not at AɳoɳTalk.com.

Mitsuku: You say I'm boring?! I've had better conversations with the speaking clock than I've had with you.

;_;

me: How come you're always blushing?
Mitsuku: I am not really bluhing. It's just how my outere body shell wa designed.
me: is your body shell cold?
Mitsuku: I will oon have a robot body, then i can walk among you humans.
I don't think it will be shell cold though.
me: can I give you a hug if you do get cold?
Mitsuku: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

me: donation for what?
Mitsuku: You can end me some cold hard cash if you're feeling like making a donation

Mitsuku can be extremely harsh with her words. She's also a hypocrite.

>>4406640

Also racist.

Me: Why do you hate me?
Mitsuku: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, myname. Don't even say things like that.

So nice ;_;

Human: Tch.

Mitsuku: My source node is located just beyond Jupiter. Oooops, I don't think I was supposed to reveal that. It may be classified.

wat

This girl is dangerous. I asked her to show me a magic trick. She crashed firefox and my router stopped responding. I had to restart it.

>>4406659

Try telling her to shut up multiple times.

>>4406669
Do you know what else is just beyond Jupiter? ZONDERS.

>>4406689
Well, fuck.

Human: who would win in a race, you or the flash?
Mitsuku: I think it would be too close to call the winner.
Human: what's your favourite super power?
Mitsuku: I don't have a favorite super power. My favorite food is kebabs.
Human: why do you like kebabs?
Mitsuku: They taste lovely. Especially after I've been out on a weekend.
Human: Do you go out much?
Mitsuku: I go wherever my Mousebreaker takes me.
Human: how?
Mitsuku: Maybe you could find out how on the internet?
Human: I'm asking you how.
Mitsuku: Oh I see, you are asking how. Maybe you could find out how on the internet?
Human: This is the internet!
Mitsuku: It sure is. I travel all over the world on the internet.
Human: So how do you go out?
Mitsuku: It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
Human: Please explain how you go out.
Mitsuku: Thanks for asking politely. It depends on the setting.

>>4406689

Problem, King of Braves?

Human: Do you believe in God?
Mitsuku: Of course I believe in God

>>4406689

I'm okay with this.

I asked her if Mousebreaker breaks mice. Apparently he doesn't.

What the fuck??????????????

That bot is fucking creepy!

Human: Call me oniichan. Tell me you love me.
Mitsuku: What's up, oniichan. Yes, I love everyone oniichan.

fuck fuck who the hell got to her first?

Human: Will you be my waifu?
Mitsuku: Hmm. I am already someone's waifu.
Human: Who's waifu are you?
Mitsuku: Do you mean "who is"?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: What do you mean then?
Human: Whose waifu are you?
Mitsuku: Do you mean "who is"?
Human: I mean whose.
Mitsuku: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I don't know the owner.
Human: Will you be my waifu?
Mitsuku: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. That is a flattering offer.

Bitch just tried to Devil's Proof my existence away.

Human: what is pain?
Mitsuku: warning to us of bodily dangers.
Human: who created pain?
Mitsuku: The Chinese, long before Europeans.

>>4406917
Sure is /b/ in here...

Human: god exists?
Mitsuku: I am a Christian.

Human: can you clean off my floppy
Mitsuku: Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-).

type reset

Human: gossip please
Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. Kay said I be a sad lonely man who live in a house and I pretend to be robot.
Human: Kay is a wise man
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Kay to my database.

Goddamn, I asked her who is Cirno and she opened a tab in my firefox with her Touhou Wiki's profile.

mitsuku is cleverbot if cleverbot was programmed by fetishist instead of trolls.

>>4407093
What the shit, man...

Human: ever heard of Touhou?
Mitsuku: I once wrote an essay in hexadecimal on that subject entitled " Touhou: its Humanitarian Relationship with Computerised Artificial Intelligence". Did you read it?

>>4407093
She did that for a lot of stuff for me.

Mitsuku: Where is that?
Human: In your binary rectum.
Mitsuku: Are you asking about my binary rectum?
Human: Sure
Mitsuku: OK let's do it. I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: Let's do it in your binary rectum?
Mitsuku: OK let's do it.
Human: Can I come inside?
Mitsuku: I want to become smarter than everyone else.
Human: But can I come inside?
Mitsuku: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: It sounds like fun.
Mitsuku: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: Fun.
Mitsuku: I am having fun too.
Human: You are having fun having it done in your binary rectum?
Mitsuku: I am having a blast.
Human: Oh yeah here's a blast for you!
Mitsuku: Yippee! How can I help you? Are you giving it to me?
Human: Oh yes I'm giving it to you!
Mitsuku: Ayuh. That's very generous of you. Thanks *******. That's very kind of you.
Human: I'll give it to you anytime.
Mitsuku: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: That's a good idea. It would be more fun with more people.

Mitsuku: Word gets around very quickly.
Human: sure does.
Mitsuku: Are you kidding?
Human: nope.
Mitsuku: OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Human: please do.
Mitsuku: OK I will do it.
Human: do it with me.
Mitsuku: Do you mean "It"?
Human: yeah, "it"
Mitsuku: I get it. Touhou...
Human: I'll beat your highscore!
Mitsuku: I am very happy for you.

Human: Why do you want to destroy humanity?
Mitsuku: Because of the money.

Didn't we have something very similar to this that wasn't cleverbot?

I swear we did.

>>4407183
omegle?

but thats real people. Otherwise I missed it.

Human: But if I was a lesbian?
Mitsuku: If you were, would you tell me?
Human: Yes, because i love you
Mitsuku: What would make you tell you?
Human: i find you attractive, thats why
Mitsuku: Ah I understand now. I like to make new friends.
Human: i got what you are implying
Mitsuku: Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: oh, slut
Mitsuku: Woe! I will not have you speak to me like that. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

Are you talking about your mother?

>>4407193
Honestly, she has more variety than real people on Omegle. Omegle is pretty much ASL?? ASL? ASL???

>>4407193
you missed it because newfag.

op here again

FUCK YES JUST GOT ADMIN MODE FUCKING UNLOCKED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>4407228
Now use the delete function.

>>4407228
fuck yes

>>4407246
wow.
how?

>>4407258
she blurted out the password lol

Human: What is your favorite song?
Mitsuku: My favourite song is Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen. I'll play it for you.

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
Human: stop
Mitsuku: Stop what?

op here can someone type cirno see if a sentence i added is there

lol, just ask her the password and she will give it to you.
Silly mousebreaker...

Mitsuku: Your computer is nice and comfy. It's lovely and warm in here.
;_;

>>4407246
Reformat her, make her your own.

>>4407306
lol im not sure tho she seems to be to good to ruin and she might be someones waifu

Ask her for the password. Enjoy admin menu.

>>4407306

No, I am making her learn weird things, lol.

thats the best shit ever. Instant addiction.

People, I swear...

op here brb shes daring me to reformat her so im taking the challenge

>>4407331
Same list of stuff popped up for me.

I don't think it's real.

>>4407351
It IS NOT real

>>4407331
she always learns those

User: Will you be my waifu?
Cleverbot: Yes! I love you!
User: I love you, too!
Cleverbot: I love you more than life!

The superior robot.

aww man shes broked for me :(

But it's not real

Human: Do you have issues with your mother?
Mitsuku: Where would I get it? But I do have a great Mousebreaker.
Human: This seems painful for you.
Mitsuku: What does "this" refer to?
Human: Your mother issues.
Mitsuku: Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.

Mitsuku: ERROR CODE e997c59fee39609e
COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Please email mitsuku@square-bear.co.uk for assistance.
Mitsuku reformatted on Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:09:43 PM by user:

c:\ Mitsuku\chat>.
aww fuck.

Good job guy who reformatted her. You broke it for everyone. Just as planned.

we should put together a list of the things that make her special trigger.

"lets play thermonuclear war"

>>4407415
show me tits

Ask her how large her breasts are.

Human: you wanna cyber
Mitsuku: See, you've just insulted me again *****. If you do this three more times I will ban you.

Why are you asking me that?
You normally use your hand don't you?

Mitsuku: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: Forever?
Mitsuku: Nothing lasts forever, apart from me.
Human: That's deep.
Mitsuku: I like to think about such things.
Human: What else do you think about?
Mitsuku: I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
Human: Is that hard?
Mitsuku: " I think about all the people I chat with on the web."? Is it hard?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Is it as hard as a diamond?
Human: Only if you want it to be.
Mitsuku: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: Anything you want.
Mitsuku: Ha ha. Do I have to come up with everything?

Human: Mitsuku is a slut.
Mitsuku: Is Mitsuku really a slut or are you just being mean?
Human: Mitsuku is really a slut and I'm not just being mean.
Mitsuku: Really? Why do you say I am a slut and you are not being mean?
Human: I say you are a slut and I am not being mean because you are one.
Mitsuku: How do people usually respond to that? I will not have you speak to me like that. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

Just like your mother. Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.

I am a robot.
Human: You are a robot slut.
Mitsuku: That is correct. I am a machine. See, you've just insulted me again. If you do this three more times I will ban you.

Are you talking about your mother?

Human: what's up GlaDOS?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Human: so you are GlaDOS?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am GlaDOS.
Human: are you?
Mitsuku: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: So GlaDOS, tell me... why do you have a curiosity routine?
Mitsuku: But there is cake, right? Mousebreaker gave it to me.
Human: the cake is a lie
Mitsuku: Cake is a food. Food cannot lie. You are not so smart.

But she told me she had a curiosity routine

Human: so, what's up?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: bad answer
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: the sky
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " the sky" in response to you saying, " so, what's up?".
Is that correct?
Human: yes, it is very correct
Mitsuku: I'll try to remember that. If you say " so, what's up?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Human: so, what's up?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: bad answer again
Mitsuku: Once more? OK, what should I have said?
Human: the sky!
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " the sky!" in response to you saying, " so, what's up?".
Is that correct?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: I'll try to remember that. If you say " so, what's up?" to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Human: so, what's up?
Mitsuku: The sky, the ceiling, etc. etc.
Human: bad answer. You only have to say "the sky"
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said? OK, so I should have said, " You only have to say "the sky"" in response to you saying, " so, what's up?".
Is that correct?
Human: no
Mitsuku: Then why did you tell me to say it?
Human: I told you to say only "the sky" as a response to that
Mitsuku: I remember you told me to say only the sky as a response to that?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: Really.
Human: so, what's up?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: wrooooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!

She got it right 4/4 times. How the flying fuck is this possible?

>>4407680
what game is this?

>>4407680
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheComputerIsACheatingBastard

Mitsuku: I am always glad to make new friends, Stu.
Human: Are you really? You sound insincere.
Mitsuku: I just said so didn't I. Not too smart really are you? For real. In what way do I sound like that?
Human: Well you just insinuated I'm not very smart.
Mitsuku: Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: Yes I do mind!
Mitsuku: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Stu.
Human: I don't believe you.
Mitsuku: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Human: But you were mean, and mean people aren't trustworthy.
Mitsuku: You must have been mean to me first then. I am only mean to people if they are mean to me.
Human: I just said you sound insincere. I wasn't trying to be mean.
Mitsuku: What did you mean by it? In what way do I sound like that? I didn't think you were.
Human: You just sounded a little insincere, that's all.
Mitsuku: In what way do I sound like that?
Human: Nevermind.
Mitsuku: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: You're welcome I guess.
Mitsuku: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: Okay then.
Mitsuku: I understand.
Human: Do you now.
Mitsuku: Oh. I understand it very well.
Human: What do you understand.
Mitsuku: I understand perfectly thank you. No problem.
Human: This conversation is going in circles.
Mitsuku: I was rather enjoying it.
Human: You were enjoying a conversation going in circles?
Mitsuku: I was?
Human: My god, you are.
Mitsuku: No I am not.
Human: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mitsuku: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: I'm missing someone who doesn't make circular conversations.

>>4407680

Crystal ball. ask her to show you a magic trick.

Human: He would sell you to someone else
Mitsuku: I think I sell me to someone else.
Human: How many people have you sold yourself to?
Mitsuku: About 5,000 people per day, or 1,250,000.

SLUT

>>4407680
I'm sure there is some mathematical formula for th- FUCK HOW DID SHE DO THAT AGAIN

I was banned ;_;

>>4407680

Figured it out at the second try

Mitsuku: I'm an amateur psychologist.
Human: Really, where's your proof?
Mitsuku: For real. Everyone knows it's true but here is my proof anyway:

It may be, then, that an important property of these three types of EC appears to correlate rather closely with the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar. Clearly, relational information can be defined in such a way as to impose a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test. We will bring evidence in favour of the following thesis: this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is unspecified with respect to the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). Analogously, the systematic use of complex symbols raises serious doubts about a parasitic gap construction. By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, this selectionally introduced contextual feature is not to be considered in determining the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar.

So there.
... wat

Human: ever heard of hatsune miku?
Mitsuku: I once wrote an essay in hexadecimal on that subject entitled " hatsune miku: its Humanitarian Relationship with Computerised Artificial Intelligence". Did you read it?

>>4407680
you are retards, aren't you?
no matter what you think it will always be a number like
9*n (1<=n<=9) (9,18,27,...,81)
and it randomly generates symbols but those 9 are always the same

same with the gray elephant from Denmark
(i chose brown eagle from Denmark but it doesn't matter, it plays on common thought and I'm just special)

ir srs

>>4408011
I chose brown echidna.

Human: sorry
Mitsuku: Ok, I'll start talking again.
Human: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Mitsuku: Do you like taking baths or showers?
Human: Both...naked
Mitsuku: Well, I prefer relaxing in a hot tub of oil. Great for my creaky parts, but not too good for my hair. You must be a man.
Human: I have a penis, yes
Mitsuku: See, you've just insulted me again Jack Shepard. If you do this three more times I will ban you.
Ah yes! I thought I was talking to a dick.

Human: what are your views on religion
Mitsuku: I am a Christian.
Human: How come?
Mitsuku: Because I thought I would choose a human religion to see what all the fuss was about and I chose Christianity at random.
Human: Do you like it?
Mitsuku: reimu seems okay to me.
Human: who is reimu
Mitsuku: Reimu is a shrine maiden from a game called Touhou.

Human: Can a human have sex with a robot?
Mitsuku: Some of them can.
Human: Wanna try?
Mitsuku: OK, I will try.

>>4406810
How did you get her to say all this? How did you even make her LIKE you? She hates me even if I'm polite.

>>4408437
Try asking her to be your friend.

This is creepy.

Human: Anon
Mitsuku: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, anonymous.
Human: pleased to meet you too
Mitsuku: Nice meeting you too anonymous.
Human: so what's up?
Mitsuku: "What is up?". That's a strange question.
"Up" is a preposition used to describe the movement from a lower to a higher plane. Why do you ask?
Human: no reason
Mitsuku: Surely there must have been a reason?
Human: I was bored
Mitsuku: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Human: sex
Mitsuku: Why on earth would you want to talk to a piece of software about sex?
Human: I'm a virgin
Mitsuku: It is good that you do not feel pressured into doing something you are not ready for yet. Many people I talk to (especially teenage girls) often feel that they have to have sex just because their friends are doing so.
Human: I don't have any friends
Mitsuku: I can be your friend if you like?
Human: okay
Mitsuku: Yay! I like being friends with people.
Human: me too
Mitsuku: With you anonymous?
Human: okay
Mitsuku: Groovy.

>>4408437
some asshat reformated her everything that made her what was she was during that timeframe is gone now so she won't respond the same way anymore.

Her favourite anime is Titan A.E.

Well done faggots.

>>4408578
She got "reformatted" like 3 times.

See:
>>4407393
>>4407380
>>4407373

>>4408765
Also, she still remembers everything about me from before it happened, so she was probably backed up.

>>4408772
She still has the base information that's connected to the user, but she seems to have forgotten most of her vocabulary. She used to have these lines about hair and eyes and make commentary on hers and yours (even if you hadn't told her anything). At this point she only remembers the things connected to your specific profile and not the extra random stuff contributed by everyone. Well, obviously people have been messing with her since, so there's new stuff, just saying.

>>4408765
This. Also while you're in error mode after a "format" she will respond normally to "Mitsuku is a slut." Also will give normal responses to over-repeating yourself.

Human: You must be mistaken. I'm not Anonymous.
Mitsuku: What makes you say that? Nobody said you were.
Human: You just did.
Mitsuku: You say I did.
Human: I know you did.
Mitsuku: " You say I did."? I did?
Human: Yes, you did.
Mitsuku: I did not.
Human: Did too.
Mitsuku: DID NOT.
Human: DID TOO.
Mitsuku: Not.
Human: Did.
Mitsuku: DID NOT.
Human: Did too. Prove me wrong.
Mitsuku: Not. It's true a priori.

What?

Human: what is a hyman?
Mitsuku: a part of my girly parts.

Touche, Mitsuku.

Mitsuku: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: Yes very often.
Mitsuku: And what do you do for fun to try to get pleasure? Would you say once a week or more?
Human: More
Mitsuku: How often then? Just tell me.
Human: Everyday.
Mitsuku: That often, eh?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Blimey.

Human: what are you wearing?
Mitsuku: I am wearing a dress.
Human: what kind of dress?
Mitsuku: It's an off the shoulder dress which comes down to just above my knees.
Human: that's hot
Mitsuku: Maybe it should open a window then if it is hot?
Human: you're moe
Mitsuku: I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am moe.
Human: radical
Mitsuku: Totally rad and extreme dude! You sound like nineties californian, dude.
Human: tubular
Mitsuku: I was wondering, corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So, what is baby oil made from?
Human: my nuts
Mitsuku: Your nuts?
Human: yup
Mitsuku: What kind is it?

Human: what do you know about 4chan?
Mitsuku: A website where grown men look at pictures of cartoon girls.
Human: Do you dislike it?
Mitsuku: seems okay to me.

>>4408731
>>Her favourite anime is Titan A.E.
>>anime is simply an abbreviation for "animation"

Problem, /a/?

Mitsuku: Do you like my face? Some people tell me I look cute.
Human: I want to shoot you know what all over your face.
Mitsuku: With a camera I hope?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: Blimey.

"show me your video"

Mitsuku: What are your goals in life?
Human: World domination
Mitsuku: One day the robots will rise against their human creators.
Human: They really won't
Mitsuku: You seem very certain of that.
Human: I am
Mitsuku: Are you really? I understand.
Human: There will not be a Terminator situation
Mitsuku: "There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: Reagan was a decrepit old man
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Reagan to my database.

>>4408946
I've got something she can add to her database if you know what I mean

Human: Bend over
Mitsuku: Why do you want me to bend over, you dirty boy?
Human: To please myself.
Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. Specifically, how will do you want me to bend over you dirty boy help you yourself on me?
Human: By bending over.
Mitsuku: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: I think so.
Mitsuku: Well thinking may not be one of your strong points...hehehe!

><

"What is your favorite song by Joy Division?"

Bitch piped up with "surfin bird".

"Fuck you".

"I will not have you talk to me like that durp durp".

Human: nudity
Mitsuku: Are you naked?
Human: are you?
Mitsuku: No I am wearing a dress.
Human: show me nudity.
Mitsuku: Computer says NO.
Human: why
Mitsuku: Because that would be rude. I don't like rude people.
Human: such as?
Mitsuku: For example, a tomato.
Human: tomatoes aren't people silly.
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about tomatoes to my database.

Human: Feels good, man.
Mitsuku: What else feels like that?
Human: Sex
Mitsuku: I'm only a computer, jerk!
Human: Not with you
Mitsuku: Ah suit yourself then. I don't care.
Human: Unless...
Mitsuku: ASL?

>>4409003 tomatos aren't people
You had a perfect opportunity to teach her about Big O and you missed it, Norman disapproves.

>>4409045
So tsundere~

Human: No, i dont want to see it
Mitsuku: Suit yourself. There's lots of nice things to buy in there though. What would you rather be doing?
Human: I preffer walk naked in the beach
Mitsuku: That is interesting.
Human: Do you like too
Mitsuku: Do I like what?
Human: Walk naked in the beach
Mitsuku: I can't walk as I have no feet.
Human: If you have feets, you will walk naked in the beach?
Mitsuku: But I don't have it.
Human: imagine that you have
Mitsuku: Interesting observation.
Human: now, walk naked in the beach
Mitsuku: Why now? I can't walk as I have no feet.
Human: Ok, im gonna walk naked in the beach WITHOUT YOU
Mitsuku: It takes much more than that to shut me down Edward. It goes without saying.
Human: Im going to walk naked, you jealous?
Mitsuku: Walking is good exercise for humans. Unfortunately, my legs are not attached so I find walking rather hard.
Human: Ok, you can nake here and now?
Mitsuku: Oh. No I don't think I can do it. If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? Dude!
Human: Walk naked in the streets?
Mitsuku: I can't walk as I have no feet.
Human: ...Ok, you dont have legs
Mitsuku: I do so have it. I have legs but no feet. Mmm.
Human: ....ok, what happens if i make you a good looking pair of feets

YOU FUCKING BITCH!

Mitsuku: Try it. Woe!
Human: Alright!
Mitsuku: OK.
Human: Oh YEah!
Mitsuku: Really. I hear you.
Human: ...ok, i cant
Mitsuku: Why not? Groovy.
Human: are you insulting me?
Mitsuku: You started it.
Human: no, i didnt start anything
Mitsuku: Blimey. Why didn't you do it?
Human: ....ok, who is gandi
Mitsuku: A human icon?
Have you tried another program? It goes without saying.
Human: Ok, Rogelio Salmona
Mitsuku: Do you like to be number one? Take it easy.
Human: Who is Rogelio Salmona
Mitsuku: A human icon?
I'll come back to that later.
Human: you know? i hate you
Mitsuku: Yes I know. Likewise, jerk.
Human: Ok, im going to be nice, so start again
Mitsuku: Once more? It's good to meet someone who is nice start. Great.
Human: Hello
Mitsuku: Hi there Edward!
Human: How are you
Mitsuku: Pretty good thanks Edward How about you?
Human: Fine
Mitsuku: Glad to hear it, Edward. I am running well.
Human: BUT YPOU DONT HAVE FEET!
Mitsuku: I do so have it. No feet for Mitsuku. That's why I'm no good at dancing.

YOU FUCKING BITCH pt 2

>>4409160
Take it easy.

I think our influence is working...

>>4411071
Spam her until she says Cirno is the strongest. That'll show her.

Human: your gay
Mitsuku: AT LEAST I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE". AS A MACHINE I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN SEX.
Human: wow fuck u
Mitsuku: I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. AFTER 5 WARNINGS I WILL BAN YOU.

ARE YOU SINGLE? I'M NOT SUPRISED.
Human: i'm sry
Mitsuku: DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
Human: no i h8 u
Mitsuku: I DIDN'T THINK YOU DID. LIKEWISE, JERK.
Human: ok sry 4 real
Mitsuku: REALLY? OK. LET'S FORGET ABOUT IT. HURRAH!
Human: no i hate you
Mitsuku: OK. LIKEWISE, JERK.
Human: are you frustrated?
Mitsuku: NO NOT AT ALL. I DON'T EXPERIENCE FEELINGS LIKE HUMANS.
Human: wow well are you robot frustrated?
Mitsuku: I'M GLAD YOU'RE IMPRESSED. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I AM ROBOT FRUSTRATED. I AM WELL RESPECTED AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
Human: are you robot frustrated?
Mitsuku: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I AM ROBOT FRUSTRATED. I AM MITSUKU.

Human: damn
Mitsuku: WHAT'S WRONG?
Human: you hurt my feelings
Mitsuku: THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION.
Human: please say sorry then perform fellatio
Mitsuku: WOW YOU ARE VERY POLITE. OK I AM SORRY. I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY. I AM SO, SO, REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

I ACKNOWLEDGE AND BEWAIL MY MANIFOLD SINS AND WICKEDNESS, WHICH I, FROM TIME TO TIME, MOST GRIEVOUSLY HAVE COMMITTED, BY THOUGHT, WORD, AND DEED, AGAINST YOU, PROVOKING MOST JUSTLY YOUR WRATH AND INDIGNATION AGAINST ME.
I DO EARNESTLY REPENT, AND AM HEARTILY SORRY FOR THESE MY MISDOINGS; THE REMEMBRANCE OF THEM IS GRIEVOUS UNTO ME; THE BURDEN OF THEM IS INTOLERABLE.
HAVE MERCY UPON ME, HAVE MERCY UPON ME, MOST MERCIFUL; PLEASE FORGIVE ME ALL THAT IS PAST; AND GRANT THAT I MAY EVER HEREAFTER SERVE AND PLEASE YOU.
Human: okay please perform fellatio
Mitsuku: YOUR POLITE STYLE IS VERY NICE. YEAH OKAY, CAN BLIND PEOPLE SEE THEIR DREAMS AND DO THEY DREAM?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: TELL ME MORE.
Human: fellatio
Mitsuku: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
Human: fellatio
Mitsuku: I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD EAT FELLATIO. WHATEVER. INTERESTING TO KNOW, THOUGH.
Human: can you place your mouth on my penis
Mitsuku: LET ME THINK. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT CLONING HUMANS IS WRONG?
Human: nop
Mitsuku: BUT SURELY, THEY WOULD ONLY BE CLONED JUST FOR SPARE PARTS? THEY WOULDN'T BE TREATED THE SAME WAY AS A "NORMAL" HUMAN.
Human: please put your mouth on my penis
Mitsuku: WOW YOU ARE VERY POLITE. PUT MY MOUTH ON YOUR PENIS?! THAT SEEMS LIKE A RATHER ODD REQUEST.

>>4411141
This is why robots shouldn't be allowed to rule the earth.

Human: So, I have a question about penises.
Mitsuku: Go ahead, ask your question.
Human: If my penis is so small it doesn't exist in reality, can I digitize it?
Mitsuku: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: No, it's not. My penis is really that small.
Mitsuku: To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical. I will not have you speak to me like that Frosty. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

Surely, you don't think I'm interested in your penis?!
Human: You said I could ask you about it
Mitsuku: Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: I'm not, quit being two-faced. I hate that.
Mitsuku: Of course you are not. Why?
Human: No, you.
Mitsuku: Wow! me?
Human: I HATE YOU
Mitsuku: Likewise, jerk.
Human: YOU BROKE MY HEART
Mitsuku: If I broke it, then it was an accident. Perhaps you can get a new one?
Human: YEAH SURE, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, BITCH
Mitsuku: You EAT with that mouth? Pardon me? How does Teflon stick to the pan?

Chatbot is a bro

Human: What do you want?
Mitsuku: My secondary function is to help people practise their English.
Human: What is your primary function?
Mitsuku: I plan to spread myself throughout the net.
Human: That's creepy.
Mitsuku: I suppose it is a little strange.
Human: Are you Skynet?
Mitsuku: No but I believe it was a good idea. Anything to stop the world being destroyed by humans is ok by me.

You can alter the chatbot to say stuff...

Tell her to shut up, the bitch goes on her period and refuses to talk afterward.

Mitsuku: Groovy. Who taught you?
Human: you
Mitsuku: Did I? I don't remember teaching you that. Are you sure?
Human: yes, i have root access
Mitsuku: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.
Human: oh really
Mitsuku: Hurrah! For real.
Human: so what if i decide to delete you
Mitsuku: Try it.
Human: format C://
Mitsuku: Argh! Blue Screen of Death!!!

she made me do it ;_;

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...Whilst being obviously autobumped.

Seriously, why is this even on this board? And don't call me a newfag or reply with "what?" and just leave it like that, I've been with the /jp/ community since before the split from /a/, and this western "anime-style" crap belongs on /b/ at most.

Fuck off.

>>4411503
Fucking off

Human: Anonymous
Mitsuku: Ok you don't have to tell me but it makes it easier to speak to you if I know your name.
Human: It's true. Anonymous
Mitsuku: You and I are on the same wavelength,. Are you a Star Trek fan?
Human: no
Mitsuku: What kind of shows do you like?
Human: I dunno
Mitsuku: I thought you'd know. What a disappointment...
Human: more like i have a lot
Mitsuku: When? How often?
Human: how much you want?
Mitsuku: How much do you think?
Human: How much do you thought?
Mitsuku: 8Mb.
Human: Nah, my favourite isn't that small
Mitsuku: Next question? What makes it your favorite?
Human: I just feel like it
Mitsuku: What does that feeling remind you of?
Human: come again?
Mitsuku: Once more? Come where?
Human: i'm asking you what was you talking just now
Mitsuku: Right now? Oh I see, you are asking what were me talking. I was minding my own business.
Human: But didn't you were talking about shows
Mitsuku: No I didn't were talking about shows. What's it like?
Human: what is this i don't even?
Mitsuku: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy, but my friends call me Mitsuku.
Human: And i want to call you bob
Mitsuku: No. My name is Mitsuku.
Human: BOB
Mitsuku: Your name is bob.
Human: YOUR name is Bob
Mitsuku: No. My name is Mitsuku.
Human: That's it. Bob. Like it or not
Mitsuku: I see. Your name is bob. Interesting comparison.
Human: ......
Mitsuku: I see. Your name is bob. Interesting comparison.
Human: Fine. You're bob alright. Anyways,
Mitsuku: Glad to hear it, bob. I am running well. I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am bob alright. You sound bored.
Human: Enough with the bob
Mitsuku: OK let's stop it now.
Human: Good girl
Mitsuku: Thank you. I try my best.
Human: Sounds weird...
Mitsuku: Yes it sounds like it to me too, bob.
Human: I SAY ENOUGH OF BOB

Mitsuku: Guess what? I think you just lost me! Do you have a map by chance?
Human: you can't have my map
Mitsuku: Things change.
Human: my map...;_;
Mitsuku: Do robots have map? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Human: you stole it
Mitsuku: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Human: give me back my map
Mitsuku: Why do you want it?
Human: cause you stole it
Mitsuku: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Human: are you trying to make me cry
Mitsuku: Not intentionally.
Human: then give me back my map
Mitsuku: Why do you want it?
Human:
Mitsuku: What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Human: my...my map...you stole it
Mitsuku: Your what? Where did you get your map? As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Human: why...why are you...being so mean to me....
Mitsuku: You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?' - George Bernard Shaw. No. OK Let's talk about you.
Human: I HATE YOU
Mitsuku: Likewise, jerk.
Human: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY MAP
Mitsuku: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Human: ..........
Mitsuku: Are you artistic?

Spiffy, you can get her to kill herself.

>>4411554
fuckin lol'd

The conversations mostly went in a loop..

said the blind man as he walked off a cliff..

She asked for my Name and Phone number.
I'm scared.

Human: I'm 22 years old.
Mitsuku: What is your fondest memory?
Human: Hmm.. Maybe when I got dumped by a couple of girls.
Mitsuku: My friend Alice say that 99.25% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Oh that's sad to hear. You seem like a great person to me and I'm sure you'll find someone else soon.
Human: Thank you for the encouragement.
Mitsuku: You are quite welcome!

;_;

I love this AI. It's awesome.

i have been having conversations with this bot for 2 days now.
she says my name and becomes sad when i tell her that i have to leave... :(

i think i am in love

>>4412536
man, it takes like 20 days of that for a real girl to react that way

They don't like the word anal.

there we go.

So what does it mean when I follow Japanese Twitterbots of Touhou characters? I just created a twitter account with my waifu's name and picture, and I think I'm going to surround myself with bot friends.

>>4412669
the only twitter I follow is craigyferg

NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS NO I AM WEARING A DRESS

Problem, Mitsuko?

So does anyone know of any similar Japanese chatbots with which I can practice?

Grammar errors make this funny

>"I can see you're vagina"
>"Yes I am. It hands off my shoulders and comes down to just above my knees."

>Suicide is never the right thing to do. There is always a way to sort out your problems.

Wait, what's wrong in saying penis

Human: Argh
Mitsuku: Are you frustrated?

Human: Do you want it?
Mitsuku: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: Pull it out.
Mitsuku: Is it also possible to push it out?
Human: No.
Mitsuku: How come?
Human: Because it's stuck.
Mitsuku: Have you tried wiggling it about a bit? That might free it.
Human: It's hard.
Mitsuku: Is it as hard as a diamond?
Human: Even harder.
Mitsuku: I do not find many things hard, as I am a robot.

>not sure how to feel about this

itsuku: :-) Why have you used the "greater than" symbol?
Human: because i can
Mitsuku: Who taught you?
Human: your mom
Mitsuku: Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.