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Opinions?

>>44092342
Torture has still no place here. Fuck off

>>44092346
You baffle me. Do you have no imagination? Afterwards the yeti probably let me him and cuddled him x10

>>44092362
So it's ok if I torture someone but cuddle him after? Nice, let's write a greentext about that, I'm sure that everyone will like it

>>44092362 #
So it's ok if I torture someone but cuddle her after? Nice, let's write a greentext about that, I'm sure that everyone will like it

>>44092380
Why would you be cuddling a guy? Are you gay bro?

>>44092390
Yeah point my mistake and discard my point since you can't answer it.

>>44092412
Leaving someone in the cold for a few minutes isn't torture, you're just a pussy, there.

>>44092413
>teeth shattering cold
That's not a few minutes, maggot

>>44092421
Shouldn't you be complaining about MGE and its many euphemisms? You know, how Manticores "eat" men?

>>44092421
This shows me you've never been out in the cold before.

>>44092435
So normal cold doesn't just make your teeth clac clac, they shatter them? Retard

>>44092421
>>44092448
>shattering
Wait, did you misread "chattering"?

>>44092461
oh...

its the start of the thread, stop trying to start drama.
instead its time for you to choose:
hugs from a fat monster
>very soft
>form fitting
>... but the hug isnt that strong. you gotta do most of the work as she only gives a light squeeze
hugs from a fit monster
>very strong
>completely overpowering
>... but she's as hard as a rock, there is very minimal give to her muscles so it might be a little uncomfortable.

>>44092464
Has your opinion changed?

>>44092469
half, being trapped against your will in a freezing room is still horrible.

>>44092466
Fit with big tits...

What's she posting?

>>44092473
but he isnt trapped, he can come out at any time and embrace the warm yeti.

>>44092482
>Tom Cruise should run naked through a Hellhound part of town in the next Mission Impossible movie

>>44092483
You can't open from the inside

>>44092482
Some shitposter on /Wan/ posted the domestication statistics of canine monsters again and she's tilted

>>44092482
something something nigger live matter something something buck breaking bad something something.

marry foxes

>>44092466
It doesn't sound too appealing when put like that, but I still want the fit monster hug.

>>44092466
no fatties

>>44092492
no thats literally the point of the original image. the boy is choosing to stay in the freezer in an attempt to deny his feelings for the yeti.

>>44092507
well my idea was maximum hug strength vs maximum hug comfort.

>>44092559
No, She forced him in.

If the Demon Lord wanted to win, why didn't she just point humans to the fact nature's most peaceable and dignified primates, Gorillas and Orangutan, are intrinsically polygnous with females completely and utterly subservient to the male, in comparison to the far more ignoble Chimps and Bonobos which are polygynandrous and tend to be much more violent? I think the practical benefits of her society could lend credence to her cause rather than going full on "monster pussy yaaaas"

>>44092633
Are you trying to insert feminism in MGE?

>>44092638
Polygyny means the exact opposite.

>>44092633
Polygamy is a sacrilege.

>>44092466
>not having a strongfat monster girl for the best of both worlds

>>44092679
Based bearmode enjoyer.

>>44092690
Oga-san my beloved...

>>44092676
...she says, being apart of a harem with an Angel, an Apsara, a Cupid, and Unicorn

>>44092498
Choco Alps?

>>44092977
I'd a choco alp

big bride for (You)

>>44093037
The best kind.

>>44093037
Bigger...

people think dark mages are into shotas exclusivly
this is wrong, dark mages are just so old all men are cute little boys to them

>>44093037
Impossible, make you look like a failure and a faggot

>>44093125
Dark mages are for idiot who want a human woman in MGE, pathetic

>>44093037

>>44092739
>harem
>unicorn
How does that even work?

>>44093159
Anon has to go through a lengthy decontamination process before doing anything intimate with her.

>>44092482
She learned Korean so she could bitch about her favorite K-drama in their native language. She got Big Feelings about the current arc and Americans just don't understand.

>>44092466
I'd go with maximum hug STRENGTH over comfort.
> But obviously ideally you get a girl who can do both.

>>44093124
How could having a big wife be possibly considered a failure?

>>44093237
>She learned Korean so she could bitch about her favorite K-drama in their native language.
Is she one of those Project Moon fans I hear about?

>>44092482
Despite making up only 13% of all canine mamano population, Hellhounds are responsible for more than 50% of all rapes.

>>44093251
Because you look like a weakling in comparison and you can't control her

>>44093251
Don’t feed the trolls.

>>44093266
>you can't control her
your meant to love your wife anon

>>44093315
Well can't do one without the other. Doubt is not a good cement

I wonder why i save things like this.

>>44093037
Horse girls probably have an unexpectedly high rate of pregnancy because of how goddamned powerful their thighs are. YOU will become a father and YOU will enjoy it.

>>44093037
>the look on both faces
what did she do?

>>44093266
>and you can't control her
Sounds like a you problem. This is what you do when your horse wife gets uppity: https://youtu.be/dYmBoCoRNmc

>>44093124
> Muscular Kiki wife makes YOU wear the maid outfit.
> She comes home from work and expects you to have a hot dinner, a clean home, and one of the various maid outfits she buys you on.
> Sometimes she even texts you with requests.
> No matter what you do, at some point in the first 10 minutes of coming home, she's going to tell you that you failed.
> > Dinner wasn't quite right
> > She pulls the refrigerator forward and discovers dust behind it
> > Your uniform isn't pressed cleanly and has wrinkles or creases in the wrong places.
> She's a kiki, she's basically impossible to please.
> And her punishments consist of sliding down your panties, and oh, yes, they are panties, placing you over lap, and gently spanking you while your hardon presses between her thighs.
> She doesn't stop until you cum twice, which is agonizing while you're recovering between loads.
> Then she carries you up to the bathroom and makes you clean her in the shower.
> By this point she's usually too horny to say anything negative about you and just molests you in the shower until you're ready to burst again.
> After that she leads you to the bedroom and has gentle, missionary position sex with you for the sole purpose of procreation.
> The rest of the night is her cuddling you as the big spoon and telling you she loves you and is so grateful that she found a man who is willing to meet her needs sexually.
> You almost always wake up to her giving you a blowjob, making a show of swallowing, and then demanding you put on your uniform.

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

>>44093392

small wife

>>44093361
>punching your wife
Being abusive husband is not cool. You deserve to be sent to a hardcore Eros rehabilitation camp.

>>44093392
>>44093407

>>44093392
If your objective was to make me mad, you did it. Good job and fuck you, hope you die in a wildfire.

>>44093421
>"This... this isn't right"
>"Kiki, as your master I am ordering you to punish me. Do not stop unless I say the safeword."

>>44093492
>forgot to set the safeword
>kiki now permanently stuck in femdom mode

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Lord Nelson's trousers it's a yeti!

>>44093526
Why is yeti skin brown if she is cold

I miss the roulette stories.

>>44093564
White yeti has camouflage in snow. Stealth hugs are not fair.

>>44093492
>>44093501
>>44093421
>>44093407
Unironically kill yourself

remember to fluff the maid

You don't even need a maid. Bubble Slime wife will keep everything clean for you.

>>44093421
Kiki just needs someone to train her in this forbidden maid art. The maid academy will send out a teacher to help

>one more episode of inserting femdom on a mamono who as nothing to do with it out of spite

>>44093842
that muscle kiki pic is years old

>>44093605
>>>/out/

>>44093842
I'll enjoy my dom kiki fantasies and you're free to ignore them.

>>44092466
fat monster dont get why the rest wants to hug a rock

>>44093842
Better than the reruns of faggots who cannot fathom a woman that isn’t a slave.

>>44093842
>>44093605
>>44093492
Have you tried not acting like a little bitch? Your behavior is all but asking for it. Grow some skin and stop treating people liking something you don't like as a personal attack.

>>44093037
Big wombs, big ovaries. Big families.

>>44093842
>>44093605
>>44093425
Have you tried not acting like a little bitch? Your behavior is all but asking for it. Grow some skin and stop treating people liking something you don't like as a personal attack.

>>44093842
> Every day after work, you come home to your beautiful Ushi wife.
> She cooks.
> She cleans.
> But she doesn't rape.
> No, Miss Ushi's long, lonely life before you instilled her with fetishes so specific you initially thought she was joking when she revealed them.
> After dinner, you and your wife go for a walk.
> Which involves you saddling her, putting a bit and bridle in her mouth, and you dressing in full cowboy regalia.
> Including *spurs* on your cowboy boots, and a horsewhip.
> Then you mosey on down the road with her, and she occasionally acts out, especially around pedestrians, forcing you to use the reins and even the whip to keep her obediant.
> Once you're in the park you use the spurs to get her into a canter.
> And she needs to spurred HARD to get into a canter.
> Eventually you get her out of sight where, still wearing those spurs and holding the reins, you have your way with her sexually while she whimpers through the bit.
> Walk her back home with you leading her by those same reins.
> She can't stop blushing the whole time.
> Neighbors wave.
> You tip your hat at them, and say
"Howdy!"

Why would anon come to a thread that heavily features femdom and then freak out whenever femdom is mentioned. It's it trolling or just mental illness?

It's caturday

>>44094128
POST CATS!

>>44094148

This might get me banned

>>44092328
>"Release me. Now."

>>44094165
DELETE THAT BEFORE JANNIES SEE.

>>44092679
As you should

>>44094148
More cats

I wonder how a pharaoh applying her god voice looks/sounds in real life?

You know why hagville is so dangerous?
You can't leave
Hags don't need aggressive tactics or speed
All the hags have to do is sit and wait patiently for your stamina to run out
And once exhaustion takes you, its over for you

>>44094318
Easy
>"Servant, would you kindly prepare yourself for tonight?"

>Another episode of femdom shit
Why are you faggots like this?? I just want to get rapped by hellhound not femdom that stupid.

>>44094322
thats when they offer the cookies

>>44094322
thats if you try to run
just go after the old fat hags and moklest her and tease her and watch her melt

Frog having a hissy fit over femdom again?

>>44094318
Idk something like this while you hear her voice in the background.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8&feature=sharec

>>44093125
Dark Mages exist to create msgk mage children so I can have a younger Dark Mage wife

>>44094419
Fuck off, I haven't done anything expect posting cats. I'm out of this loop. Find a someone else to blame

>>44094444
IDEA

>>44094444
>>44094452
Not him but I hate you and I hate cats.
Now suffer as cat melts in front of your eyes.
No amount of ice cream is gonna fix this one bitch.

>>44094452
Good idea
>>44094459
Did I wronged you?

>>44094459
So, more of a dog lover, then?

>>44094459
>No amount of ice cream is gonna fix this one bitch.
Did you mean bit at the end there because if not you did get a laugh out of me.

>>44094408
>"Yo Anon your rhymes are whack, listening to you speak are you havin' a heart attack?"
>"Your legs must be heavy cause runnin? You ain't ready."
>"Get one last look at that gate as now its time for me to rape!"

>>44094505
Props on noticing the misspelling and running with it.

>let's put some oil on this fire

>>44094519
Listen, Hellhounds have had to up their game.
They can't just rape you, they have to style on you first.

Fat Dogs.

Goobis is kill

>>44094584
Could be bigger but still built for pups

>>44094688
The door is badly hurt, sad

>>44092328

Bogie Dragons with big clown shoes.

Wakey wakey, sleep mouse

Slimes are cute

>>44092328

>>44094832
If you want the demon librarian, you also get the plump dark mage.

>Dark matter wife
Imagine being married to a literal WMD

>>44094903
Dark Matters and Matangos work for the abyss I just know it. That there be some secrets going on in the world of MGE.

>>44093159
In theory a Cancer would be able to wash away your contamination to bang your Unicorn wife.

>>44093570
I miss the days before the baguette Baron, the potato pest, the numerous idiots trying to psyop people into believing bunkerchan gives a shit about here but most of all more than just Magus and maybe the other two writefags still here.

I want my goddamned roulettes back Beast.

>>44095047
I’m guessing this is a size comparison showing how big bicorns are.

Centaurs have the biggest asses, they have an entire horse for an ass.

>>44095027
Baguette Baron?

>>44095083
They also got the biggest buttholes that can drain a human male’s balls full of seamen completely under five minutes.

What type of ratio would you accept for having your waifu cosplay shenanigans for (you) before you'd cosplay for her? I'm sure at some point your cat wife would want her TOM to wear some cat ears for her...

>>44095083
Wouldn't sneks and wurms have way bigger asses based on that dumb metric?

>>44095115
I believe that’s a new name for the frog.

>>44095121
>full of seamen

>>44095122
Abyssals cosplay all the time with their husbands.

>>44095122
My Trumpart wife demands that I "cosplay" for her every fucking night and I'm getting real tired of those sassy
>you just know
comments from neighbors

>>44095155
You've heard about Ship Girls, but say hello to the newest sensation...
>Sperm Boys
Each sperm boy cums equipped to successfully destroy the armored shell of a mamono egg and enter it to complete conception.
Prepare to play for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours to actually accomplish that, though. The RNG hates you. You specifically, the person reading this.

>>44095166

>>44095122
I'd dress up in a Trek uniform for this dorky bicorn

>>44095204
Would you for this dorky cat?

>>44095189
You just made me imagine it like a game similar to bubble tanks

>>44095195
Can't wait for the post-portals version of Venom

Post tall and/or beeg monsters!

>>44095237
<MIC DROP>

>>44095195
Full set never

>>44095237

>>44095207
I suppose but the holodeck roleplay plots she's coming up with are getting a little excessive

BEEG

>>44095195
Getting right up Nightgaunt’s ass.

>>44095264
> "Computer, load Lt. Barclay Holodeck Meme 1-2-4-Alpha-Bravo"
> "Disengage safety protocols and start program."

>>44095207
I always figured Chesh would be more of a Red Dwarf fan.

>>44095271
She needs to wear proper clothes

>>44095137
Yes. I’m too lazy to just call him a Québécois since they hate being compared to their Canadian cousins.

>>44095334
She's in uniform (unzipped) though.

>>44095354
Then zip it back up

>>44095237

>>44095195
Here to buy veggies.

Why I'm compared to mick now? The fuck I did wrong?

>>44095237

>>44095379
Schizo mick isn't as active anymore and we need a new villain to keep us from infighting, sorry.

>>44095379
Soggy shoggy, Mischievous Mick, and the Sickly Scat Sniffer aren’t actively at the moment Ser Frumious Frog Fucker.

>>44095365
there's an idea

>>44095422
Does soggy shoggy even like shogs how did he even get that name?

>>44095365
Zip it up for her, coward

>>44095422
>Soggy shoggy,
How can a shog NOT be soggy?

>>44095442
i really want to try that with ms krampus' jacket
it's so tiny

>>44095237
I only like shortstacks and big girls. I don't know why I'm like this.

>>44095448
Shog goo in its default state is extremely cohesive and doesn't stick to most surfaces. It's closer to mercury than water.

>>44095459
It’s because you live in two extremes of either death by snu snu or having a wife you carry around like a duffel bag.

>>44095237

>>44095459
it's more fun to imagine that way

Sharks are under appreciated

>>44095404
>>44095422
I see, sadge
>>44095352
Québécois are super cool, So many whitehorns and Wendigo with the funny accent would be nice.

>>44095488
Sharks with legs or with mermaid body?

>>44095503
mermaid or bust

>>44095068
I mean, Centaur should logically be horse-sizee horse bit. Horses are big.

>the fairy explains that she was a human paladin sent to rescue you from the fairy kingdom
>unfortunately she lost her fight with the fairy queen and was transformed into a fairy herself
>she still has a plan to take you home, but you need to follow her instructions very carefully

>>44095503
Legs.

>>44095590
You can't just turn people into fairies

Fyi frog only bitches about femdom when drunk.
SEAnig is the guy that does it every day, and he also complains about other shit too. The difference is he has zero positive contributions to the thread. Frog at least posts cats.

>>44095438
Crying about shitcord drama in thread and hating MGE

>>44094459
Did you read the maledom fic I wrote for you?

>>44095661
CATS

>>44095667
>complain about bad shit being bad
>this is bad
I didn't know he was so cool.

>>44095694
>>44095661
KOT ASS

>>44095694

Here's a neat trick, mister. We just need a shoebox and 70 dollars.
You and Tanuki-chan will both put 20 dollars into the box. There are now 20 dollars inside the box. However! We value it at 30 dollars, and Tanuki-chan sells YOU the box with its contents for 30 dollars.
You have now both earned 10 dollars in profit. Repeat as needed to increase your wealth to IMMENSE LEVELS

>>44095771
kakuen_nft_monkey.png

>>44095771
wow, i always wanted a box

>>44095771
>Do this
>Buy the box at 30 dollars
>Open the box and take out the 40 dollars
>Tanuki doesn't understand what happened
She's so cute

>>44095771
Imma just be the best clown for the mamano du soleil

>>44095806
You lost money anon since you invest a total of 50€ while she invest 20e and gain 30€. Use a shog box instead

>>44095822
i put my hand in the mystery box but it's stuck now

>>44095830
Yeah but you have infinite lands now

>>44095834
>infinite lands

>>44095771
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
The shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island
Stockpile them high until they're rarer than a diamond

Step two: got to make the people think that they want them
Really want them, really fucking want them, hit them like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man

Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
The shells must sell, that will be your new philosophy
Forget all your morals, they're a poor man's quality

Fully complete this time. The last one I will make for a while though.

>>44095863
>"Anooon."

>44095913
Do everyone on the planet a favor and make it the last thing you ever do, mick.

>44095913
Why do you keep coming back here when the majority hate you here I just don’t get it, are you a masochist?

Becoming obsessed with cooking through Marco Pierre White videos and imagining myself teaching mamano how to cook earth cuisine.

Big, chewable fish nips

I can fix her.

>>44095960
It costs me nothing.

>>44092466
Fool, you forgot the option of taking a strong monster and making her softer (easy mode) or taking a soft monster and making her stronger (hard mode). Then you've got snakes who are always partially strongfat...

>>44093416
Large onahole

>>44094173
What? No, isn't this the part where you hora and tempt or trick me to let you out? What a shit ancient evil, I'm exploring another ruin.

Which do you prefer?

>>44095960
Don't engage him in conversation. He is literally insane and it will just be a waste of your time, and plus it encourages him to post even more.
Just report every single one of his posts as trolling and/or low quality.

>>44096042
Seems higher quality than your post.

>>44096017
that shortstack is way too tall

>>44096046
I'll take 10 metaposting autists over even half of mick, his overall balance for this thread is still absurdly negative

>>44096055
That's the Mick. Stop replying to his obvious shit

>>44092633
I don't think humans in the mge world evolved in the same way humans in our world did. There are implications in the lore that much of their world was created by one god or some other great metaphysical being like a spirit.

>>44096017
Man don’t make me choose especially since I would be able to change size do to being abyssal bait.

>>44096067
Sorry, I am not the smartest tool in the shed.
Need mamono trained to take care of a special needs husband.

>>44095985
MPW getting mad about making fish and chips after achieving the pinnacle of fine dining is a mood. He loves the comfort food more than what he did for his work.

>>44096084
>shiki gachafox drains your wallet instead

>>44096100
It's okay. You're an mge fan.

>>44096102
My favourite MPW moment so far is when he tested some main courses at a pub. He had everybody write reviews of the food then got angry and began insulting the food historians for being snobbish then perked up when a young girl said she didn't like his rabbit stock pot because she had a pet rabbit at home but still thought it tasted good despite that.

>>44096100
therapy human is a pretty good gig too. rehabilitating and helping ancient evils adjust to modern life

>>44095985
More like Cooking With Jack.

>>44096017
Right is best, accept no substitutes.

>>44096055
>screech
>screech
>I hate OC
Why are you like this?

Post the flattest cow you have

>>44094322
You're supposed to power walk like in a zombie movie, problem is that youngsters get all worked up and try to RUN away so they tire themselves out after a few miles so they're exhausted when someone just happens to pass by with cold lemonade and sandwiches.

>>44095122
Eh, I don't have a problem cosplaying as long as she doesn't want me to dress/act as anyone faggy and she's okay with the act mostly dropping the moment my dick is wet.

>>44095503
I'm really coming around to the idea of legs with a FAT fish tail.

>>44096145

>>44096145

>>44096133
Who is this fox and why won't she leave me alone?

>>44096141
Cute little Pharaoh.

>>44096169
Too many people went around unsealing whatever lies at the depths of their nearest abandoned shrine.
Now there's a bunch of these menacing looking foxes with a hard time adapting to the modern world.

>>44096017
Elven and standard are fine, but I'd also love a loli monster like that with shortstack tits.

>>44096205
>"I CARE NOT THAT THE TIME SALE ENDED HALF AN HOUR AGO! YOU WILL PROVIDE YON SPECIALS OR I WILL SMITE--"
>Husband taps his foot
>"I mean, 'I'd like to speak to your manager?'"
>Husband and cashier both sigh

>>44096130
It’s funny how he’s always skirting the line of almost becoming a super villain.

>>44095996
im going to sleep with this creepy dork and her dumb looking hair

>>44095985
Is that the guy who made Gordon Ramsey cry?

>>44096327
He didn't. Gordon made himself cry

Consider gacha womb with rate ups certain days of the year

>>44096391
her tits should get bigger after each egg

>>44096391
I like the idea, but doubt I'd be man enough to handle that many children with such wildly varying needs.

meaty bunny

>>44096145
I used to have that flat cow that drinks some milk and stops being flat but I'm too lazy to move my MG folder from my old PC.

This is the best I can do fer ya.

>>44096420
pache is not a bunny

>>44096434
she is, shes shy and grumpy as one

>>44096205
Nah she's a specific character. What is she from?

>>44096420
Not a bun.

Show me what you got

>>44096435
>Pats her lap
>Also wags that gigantic, soft tail I could literally get lost in
I'm getting mixed signals.

>>44096435
>>44096475
sub is too good at drawing foxes. I'm hyper wary of foxes and I'm still getting dragged in.
Surely a 4hr nap beside her couldn't hurt.

>>44096453
then y she got the ears?

If the portals did open do you think Elves would unironically end up as the thirsty race? Succubi are already the most numerous and are ultimately just exotic enough for most lads to go after while elves would just be agile women with knife ears.

They're in that shit position of being not exotic enough to get the lads after lamia, unicorns, whatever frog ladies are called, ect while also being too "standard" for the ones that want normal-ish looking MGs like a succubus.

What monsters would fall to pieces quickest when presented with a friend's human son? Who would be the most embarrassing?
Crooning, cooing, pinching cheeks, stuff like that.
I think shirohebi, elves, and amazonesses would be pretty awful.

>>44096511
They're monsters and elves, they are going to be 10/10 looking. I'd say there would be healthy competition between them and succs. Also, they have the advantage of fantasy nerds.

>>44096391
Imagine echidna getting weirdly aroused every time an adventuring party tries to raid your dungeon only to fall victim to your army of monsters.

>>44096499
I'm too dumb to be wary of anything that fluffy, just be nice to me.

>>44096522
Weirdly? Those are her daughters getting husbands. Not only does she know they're making fuck, the family is growing larger. That's perfectly normal for a mommysnek to get excited about.

>>44096511
If nobody else wants them they can come with me. I love vanilla and standard girls like elves, foxes and succubi.

>>44096462
I think this is the only other MG dancing gif I have

Fatto Gatto

>>44096511
>redditbuddy
didnt read your post

>>44096415
you will get used to it,trust me

>>44096649
That's a Medusa, silly!

>>44096660
Medusa has more snakes

>>44096660
its an echidna you doofus

>>44096671
>>44096680
Oh snappicus. My bad. I forgot Echidna had snake hair as well.
On a side note, what MG would make the best death metal fan?

>>44096649
snake buttcheeks looks weird

>>44096690
>death metal
Full Armor Dullahan

>>44096660
>Lonely spinster echidna finally leaves her cave and pretends to be a Medusa so she can finally get a man
The age of adventure truly is over. What would her mother say?

>>44096690
There was that one Thunderbird that fit.

>>44096702
should get into the escape room or laser tag business

Alright Anonymous, I've acquired some vouchers, each one for 1 hour of time doing a specific activity with a given monster girl.
>1 hour of horseback riding on a centaur through a city park
>1 hour swimming on the back of a sea bishop by a coral reef
>1 hour of tail cuddles with a lamia in her desert tent
>1 hour flying through the skies with a wyvern
>1 hour of truffle hunting with civilized p'orcs
>1 hour of playing a board game with an imp

Don't worry, you won't be lewded during the hour or after, unless you want to be lewded afterwards.

So now, which voucher would you like?

>>44096732
p'orcs and truffles is aint the only thing i'll be hunting

>>44096722
Escape Room sounds like the ideal family business for an Echidna. Her regular Lamia daughter can run the candy shoppe next door

>>44096732
Normally I'd expect the flight option to be best, but coral reef swimming sounds like a blast. Riding on the back of a sea bishop sounds weird though, they've never been a monster I've envisioned riding.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

>>44096772
Good specie for harem

>>44096772
>male lion mane

>>44096796
Female lions can have manes. Also, getting the most identifiable trait of an animal regardless of gender is pretty common for MG anyway. Do you not want to huff the fluff? Too bad.

>>44096772
Imagine sniffing that lion's breath

>>44096732
the truffle hunting honestly sounds like the comfiest more than the lamia cuddles, somehow. Them getting excited and diving for the truffles when they find them with their fat asses waggling in the air is just a nice bonus.

>>44096732
I'm torn between the centaur and the lamia.
Help me decide, bros.

>>44096822
It would smell like meat, i suppose.

>>44096453
Is this a bunny?

>>44096832
Anything can be a bunny if you breed her hard enough.

Rabbit Rabbit?

>>44096828
The centaur option is just horseback riding in a mundane location with a female tour guide. I think this option would need to be way longer and more exotic to make it worthwhile. Vanilla centaurs are also the least good horse.

As for the snek, it sounds great physically, but lack of love might make it less appealing at the moment. Still the better option because you'd be set up to immediately go somewhere else with that relationship.

>>44096702
>Echidna jr and fifty of her sisters show up to town in full raider gear
>"Dad said I need to be more aggressive. This is our town now"
This is why you have to keep sending people to the cave.

I'm going to become a knight of the Greenworm and fight a bloody campaign to have her seated on the throne of the kingdom we live in. I won't stop until she's a Queenworm. I love her THAT much!

>>44095936
cait sith next but that won't be for ages.

>>44096732
I'll take the wyvern.

>>44096732
>afraid of heights
>afraid of water
>afraid of snakes
>hate loud noises
>too dumb for board games
I'm sorry anon

>>44093342
I appreciate it. I used to do the same but got overwhelmed and stopped. Maybe I will again when I'm less busy.

greenworm abuse

>>44096851
Lamia is it then.
>>44096875
You can still go horseriding.

>>44096847
First of the month already?

>>44094318
Who would win?
>Pharaoh's God voice
>One anon on berserker mushrooms running into her in a dark alley

>>44096923
anons gonna be a hot water bottle

>>44096732
On one hand riding a sea bishop sounds comfy

On the other,the sea fucking terrifies me and thats why i have a fearboner for ocean mg

>>44094318
ever see Dune in IMAX?

>>44096875
>"There's no need to he scared"
>"It's okay, we can do it together"
>"There there"
>"You are so cute"
You are making the girls even more eager

>>44094318
Dunkirk IMAX.

>>44096936
>Pharaoh uses her godvoice to whisper in your ear ALL night

>>44096875
You get a Bogey by default then

>>44096979
is this the spot 10 differences picture

>>44096979
i like her with the glasses

>>44096979
Plot twist: It's not the same girl, they're both CC twins

>>44096732
>use voucher with the sea bishop to explore ironbottom sound or some other site with lots of wrecks
>ditch the diving gear as soon as its up
>she has to “rescue” you
>continue exploring

>>44096906
I'm scared of falling off...
>>44096944
I might need extreme cuddle correction
>>44096978
Love Bogeys but this artstyle makes me retch

>>44096999
>one is more of a creepy shutin bookworm, the other is way more outgoing
>both want you

Give me your huggiest minos!

>>44096986
>note the difference, it could save your virginity

>>44097057
What, no it won't.

>>44097016
She won't let you fall off, she knows what she's doing at least not during that hour, afterwards you're fair game...

>>44097059
It could, but it's not guaranteed.

>>44096732
>>1 hour flying through the skies with a wyvern
gimme

>>44097065
They'd both use all the time you spend trying to figure out the difference to scheme and prepare talmudic monster sex magic, learning the difference is a trap. If you see a tanuki just run.

>>44097060
>actively planning to make me fall off
Monsters are evil!
I'm going back home where they can't hurt me

>>44096875
Miss eros priestess saw your post and has scheduled you a back to back parachuting and diving trip with her harpy and mermaid friends followed by a trip to shoot comically oversized blunderbusses with a Lamia

>>44097107
>I'm going back home where they can't hurt me
A-anon, I...

>>44096523
Anon, basically every MG is a 10/10 but end up being 11/10 based on the guy's specific type, looks, and personality. Elves are the most human save for Selkie's. Even Dorf's seem exotic by comparison and they're just stronger short tankier looking humans.

Let me put it to you this way, if there were more MGs in the world than men, like a 60 / 40 split, which MGs would most likely be left out in last place overall? Because the elf population coming in would likely be a higher % than something like Amazons, Nachos, or other smaller population monsters I'd gamble it would be elves.

>44096640
Didn't ask Alp.

>>44097107
>Get home
>Your smoke hobo wife greets you from the couch and asks if you want to Smash (innuendo intended
>Your devil bug roommate(?) pops out from under the fridge to ask you to buy Cheetos

>>44097119
I thought torture wasn't a thing in MGC

>>44097124
Weirdly enough, I like the most human ones. I'm very boring I guess.

>>44097132
It's not. Hoo. Hoo.

>An actual elf fucker
Weirdo. Do you at least want them to use magic on you? Or touch your round ears?

>>44097144
I don't see a problem with liking smoking hot human women with all of the bullshit removed. There are lots of more exciting options, but it's not like you wouldn't still win at life; I just dislike profile elven personalities.

>>44097153
>He thinks there's only one elf fucker around

>>44097132
It's mandatory exposure therapy. Would you like to admit to any other phobias before you begin? Spiders, perhaps? Clowns?

>>44097169
Who wouldn't be scared of a spider in a clown costume?

>>44096523
yeah, all of them.

>>44097179
woops, meant for
>>44097124

>>44097165
Profile elves suck, and same for Dark Elves due to certain things.
A bit of tweaking and they become okay girls that insist on showing humans why they are better. I still prefer other girls, because they can do all the things elves can do, and more.

>>44097178
>Ushi-oni with a clown nose and makeup
>she approaches with a sinister grin plastered on her face
>maintains eye contact and honks the nose once
Terrifying

>Not (You) for (You)
Would. I just don't talk about her here because I'm not a dumbass. Same reason KDF didn't post those comms here.

>>44097165
lel, kenkou slave. Elves are ancient.

>>44097178
Fair point, but we don't combine the phobias until participants are ready for the intermediate or advanced courses. For example, our friend will be diving with snakes in short order.

>>44097185
>Profile elves suck, and same for Dark Elves due to certain things.
Right, but a selkie, kej, or dark mage? A-OK.

>>44097198
And usually kinda cunty at least even then, but potentially worth picking over a human woman.

>>44097197
What are you trying to say? Who is kdf.

>>44097194
I would actually huddle up and cry
Spiders are gross and icky and clowns are legit terrifying

>>44097179
The cat is a 10/10 to people who like that sort of thing. Same for the dog. I personally dislike both but it's an objective truth even if it isn't a truth you and I subscribe to.

Least I don't have to compete for Unicorns and Fairies with other anons.

>>44097185
>that insist on showing humans why they are better
They’ve been showing off for decades if not longer. It’s quite irksome really. I’m tempted to just agree with the elf who goes on like that in the most deadpan tone and expression just to get it over with

>>44097221
Accept elves into your life or she'll cut you with your head knives.

>>44097210
>Least I don't have to compete for Unicorns
The hell you don't. Square up, cunt.

>>44097221
Don't do that, elves won't take well at all to being patronized by a lowly human. Try enthusiastically agreeing instead, that always either confuses them or makes them marry you. 50/50.

bogies are sexy and you should sleep with you

>>44097249
>you should sleep with you
Doppel-chan, no. Not like this.

>>44097229
>he thinks he can navigate an enchanted forest better than me
>over even reach one in the first place

Just accept you'll get captured by some cute centaur ladies in The Steppes while I find a Unicorn Princess to marry.

>>44097229
>elves won’t take well to being patronized
Can’t take their own medicine, eh?

>>44097252
you should sleep with your female self
now

>>44097260
I don't think you realize how repulsive I am.

>>44097210
Cupids are getting incredibly violent

>>44097253
>He's not pure enough to summon a unicorn to him through time and space
Lel, scrub. I have a faerie ring in my back yard anyway.

>>44097257
No, they're almost as bad at it as Dr. Horsepussy. Have you ever seen that woman get a shot?

>>44097221
>elf starts talking about how she fought the demon lord thousands of years ago
>remind her that she lost that fight

>>44097270
i would sleep with my female version
would you not?
you can both fix each other together

>>44097202
Its also a self development course! Our friend can learn how to do a parachute landing and set up his own diving gear, or the monsters will do it for him while touching him a little bit too much in weird places, especially the mermaids who wanna see what’s under that latex suit. (Real talk though you can fall off a rooftop and land unscathed with a parachute landing its like an IRL cheat code)

>>44097178
>Bogie-Arachne
Now that’s what I call scarousing.

What if I start espousing human superiority to Elves and tell them their place is beneath our heels and in chains?

>>44097271
I think that's a fairy in a miniature cupid uniform.

>>44097274
REMEMBER THE ELFAMO!

I will only accept elves if they're big fat hags
take that you knife eared twigs!

>>44097271
>Cupid Fairy division

I mean shit I'd fund it and oversee it personally. We'd literally be doing god's work.

>>44097273
>summoning MGs

As if it would work like that...nah son you're going to have to go out their and find them. Or be summoned by MGs to their side but you're only getting nerd succubi and other occult demon MGs that way.

I'm sure with some anon's luck they'd get summoned as a familiar by a familiar.

>>44097294
>little did anon know, thats most city elves

>>44097301
Summoning makes sense for a lot of succs at least. Just don't fuck up and summon an Amazon.