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muh floof

Fuck, that's what I get for not refreshing the page before submitting my thread.

>>44085149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8fwcIrd8o
its was early in Mayor Zombie's term, her non-existent leadership could not keep the various factions within the maid academy together, conflict broke out, heavy machinery was brought up and by the end of the night 5 districts of MGC had been cleansed...

>>44085215
Isn't the OP image of the late thread AI slop? It was DOA anyway

Gazer is a cat Y/N?

I told Bogie that rape isn't funny or a joke and she raped me hard while laughing! She licked my cheek as a tear was streaming down it and told me my fear is delicious! I still haven't gotten over it...

>>44085253
it seems more likely than not

>>44085253
>suited for headpats
>cute
>lazy
>acts like a cunt when she thinks she can get away with it
>thinks she owns you
Yes.

>>44085191

The objective truth.

>>44085395
Looks like the tails are just sewn into the outfit

>>44085402
There are a handful of softdoms you misplaced.

>>44085402
Don't care, raging mushrooms are the keys

>>44085402
You deserve to be stepped on by your betters.

>>44085442
winners don't use drugs

>>44085514
she looks awful smug for someone in cunnilingus range

>>44085514
Yes, Wyverns are superior to virgin lizards.

>>44085191

>>44085527
Winners use demon drugs so they don't cart after 2 hits

>>44085402
Fixed

Castrate all gachafags.

Friday finally... I can't wait to survive this day and have some weekend pampering

>>44085670

>>44085514
>portals open while you're stuck in traffic
>gigantic lizard creature grabs your car off the road and flies directly home with it
>escape was never an option

Go for the nipple pinch, monsters instaloss to it every time.

>>44085670
They are already into findom so I guess CBT is the next logical step

>>44085514
If she’s so superior, why is she a mount for a rider?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

All ice themed girls nipples are permanently stiff

>>44085673
16h, one more hour before I can clock out and run back home.

>>44085673
Are you prepared to sniff her breath all night though?

>>44085834
Stiff loli Ice Queen nipples showing through fine lingerie

I will never kneel to you.
>me to a wight or pharaoh

If her breasts arent bigger than my torso she might as well be flat

>>44086109
One of them is a boy...

>44086109
kys

>>44086124
I’m guessing the one on the top right?

>>44086146
Top left, it's a shota who want to be a girl. Stop the anime around that point.

Family heirloom?

>>44086166
Don't tell the birds that humans hide these inside the less shiny wrapping papers of chocolate bars

>>44086164
Ah I could just see it as it’s just a undead incubus roleplaying with his undead wives, but that’s more headcanon instead of the actual lore in that show.

>>44086166
Black harpies love their shiny things!

If you marry a harpy your daughters will be tiny puffballs

>>44086271
Yes, this is the way of chicks

>>44086271
*throws them to the meat grinder*
Mmm nuggets...

>>44086005
They will break your will.

>>44086271
If you marry a griffon your daughters will be huge puffballs.

I’m gonna go right into that coat I don’t care about the consequences.

>>44086300
Wouldn’t that be a form of cannibalism since you just ate your daughter?

>>44086166
It's passed on through generations. She'll present it to her future husband.

>>44086301
I will never kneel to a tyrant.

>>44086109
I liked that anime at the start. Then it got generic.

>>44086300
Kentucky Fried Harpies

>>44085191
Now I have 2 plush daughters!

>>44085210
>Anger your fox wife
>"No fluff for a week!"
You're in the doghouse now.

>>44086490
How dare you wear white! I hear what you do at night...

>>44086489
no fluff no sex.

>>44086489
But the dog said she'd rape me if I went in the doghouse again.

>>44086497
>Free will
Oh, Anon...

>>44086508
I guess you do get a choice here; you get to decide who rapes you! The dog's floor isn't as nice, but she'd let you touch it.

>>44086537
the fluff is what robs me of my free will. without it, im free.

>>44086582
Without it you WERE free. Now that you've had a taste, you're a junky without a fix when denied fluff. Submit to fox. Apologize. Maybe if you do she'll let you back into her tail--I mean good graces.

>>44086613
you seem to forget why foxes get their husbands addicted to fluff before going for the kill. they know they will get a much worse addiction to human dick in return. all i need to do is wait, she wont last a day.

>>44086652
But she never denied you sex, dear Anon, she denied you fluff. She'll still ride all night and suck your dick like it's birthday cake flavored, but she'll be wearing a shower cap and tailnets while she does it. She knows what you really want. Plus, no monster could ever withhold sex as a punishment.

>>44085657
>Hellhound
I hope you like being a chew toy for a smelly mutt

>>44085711
This is unironically why the portals would be terrifying, don't get me wrong I would be happy but still.
Imagine being ambushed by a succ who has a sadistic manticore like personality, I'd cry while she licked my tears and raped me

>>44086005
Congratulations, you're now a wights boytoy.

>>44086680
Foxes really are pure evil, stay away from them anons

Silly spooder, dressing up like a rabbit

>>44086738
That vulva is beyond puffy.

>>44086497
I bet foxes get jealous of their own tails.

>>44086735
>stay away from them anons
I can't. Want fluff. Need fluff. Don't do what I did, kids, never touch fluffy tail. Why are there so many gacha foxes? Some variety would be nice at least.

>>44086822
People just love foxes, they can't help being the superior waifus.

>>44086490
This is actually just camouflage so that she can stalk you through the snow more efficiently

Is your wife the jealous type who tries to get you to cover up so only see can see your body? Are you the jealous type who would do so to your wife?

>>44086905
Put on some real pants, please.

sex slimes

>>44086901
So she's wearing camo in summer? I bet she looks badass.

>>44086944
I want to use her core as a stress ball

>>44085395
Nice cope shoes

>now, (You) must be wondering, "how did I get myself into this?"
>for that, we got to go back to a few days ago...

>>44086993
Needs fluffier tails.

>>44087018
That horse is going to break my bed if she crawls in!

>>44087031
They're called geta you baka gaijin.

Cooking with dragons.

>>44087040
What kind of tribunal is this?

>>44087046
but I just came out of a nap to sleep off the chills and headache

>>44087074
your gonna pay for your crimes against monsterkind

>>44087053
How the fuck do you walk around in that?

>>44087074
I'm planting my face between those breasts or on those abs.
Nothing is going to stop me

>>44087086
In the same way the rest of the monstergirls avoid wardrobe malfunctions. Very carefully.

>>44087063
If we nuke China - will the number of furrynights fags decrease?
Reported

>>44087101
Avoid? I thought they welcomed them, that just makes husband hunting even easier.

>>44087106
>furrynights
tell me more

>>44087106
If we nuke China, the radioactive material will fuse with the biological weapons and finally create beastgirls.

>>44087122
IIRC, Arknights has at least five actually furry operators. Four of them are male.

>>44087144
>furry males
Absolutely cringe

>>44087106
We can only pray, though Westerners do like it for being a secret furfag gacha.
>>44087144
That on top of Monsterboys of which there's several more, so into the Fagbin it goes.

>>44087031
>cope shoes
They only wear fancy shoes for the fashion, everyone knows being tiny is a charm point so there's no reason to increase height.

>>44087046
She must be tired if she calls you dude.

>>44087162
honk honk

Why so much hostility? Embrace your inner beast. Just remember not to drink more than half. Only a sip if you don't want to be more bestial than your wife.

>>44087192
I think it'd be fun to become more bestial and powerful than your wife for a short time, being able to overpower and out-rape a Hellhound would be fun.

Your wife has had a long day with a lot of paperwork. Now it's time for house hubby to pamper her.

>>44087106
I wanna squish Bapho-chan's cheeks.

>>44087154
I mean, Arknights currently has ~60 male operators and over 200 female operators. It's pretty obvious that Hypergryph has the waifufag demographic as their prime target.

>>44087237
All male operators should be human.

>>44087212
dangerous amount of purple

>>44087144
>>44087152
>>44087154
Reminder that monsterboys, male furries and tentacle sex beasts were put into MGE by Kenkou himself. Now drink the sex play potion.

>>44087144
>>44087152
>>44087154
Reminder that monsterboys, male furries and tentacle sex beasts were put into MGE by Kenkou himself. Now drink the sex play potion.

>>44087288
>>44087308
>male furries
wrong
all are various human men after potion use or married to various abyssals

also i saw that bitch

>>44087212
Oh, she wants pampering, does she? I cook, and I clean I make myself pretty and make this house work, and she comes to me after sitting around stamping papers all day and demands what, paw rubs? Unbelievable! I want to feel appreciated too!

>>44087288
>>44087308
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

This is your daily reminder to love hags, and lims, however they're both one in the same so love hags

>>44087312
>all are various human men after potion use or married to various abyssals
So in other words, monsterboys, male furries and tentacle sex beasts.

>>44087330
no retard
all can return to human form at will

>>44087323
Lilims are beautiful- they already got hordes of people loving and wanting them already. They don't need us adding onto the attention unwantedly.

>>44087315
You know the schedule. Your appreciation is later.

>>44087308
How lame. Let us denounce him.
>>44087337
they can return to human form at will the same way centaur fuckers can get a horse wife and only use the human front hole.

where are they going ?

>>44087376
She's guiding him to her bedroom.

>>44087337
Exactly, they turn themselves into monsterboys, male furries or tentacle sex beasts.

>>44087404
You sure are trying hard.

>>44086489
I will cry uncontrollably and experience withdrawal symptoms until I get my daily dose of mofu!!

>>44087427
Womb hugs

>>44087427
I love wedding dresses that have been given the monstergirl cultural touch.

>>44087192
Based, that I think all anons should at least experience the power of a eldritch horror one time in their life.

>>44087452
That would be embarrassing with your entire family there to watch the wedding and she walks out in this

>>44087452
I'm with >>44087473. I'm okay with a bit of titty out if she has to have some sex appeal, but she can save the rest for after the reception. I wouldn't plan on anyone seeing me for a week.

Why two?

>>44087540
Great series. Perfect demonstration of the fate of all clerics.

>>44087404
>>44087452
Samefag-/tg/retard (oldfags knew).

>>44087046
Thank you so much. She is very cute

>>44087540
Source?

GAZER!

>>44087579
Dark summoner to dekiteru

struggle snuggle

>>44087640
So?

>>44087644

>>44087623
I love when she pretends not to want it.

Don't worry anon. You can easily pay the rent, just not with money. Come to my apartment at 10:30. You'll pay the rent there and enjoy it.

>>44087538
To jump ship to if you know who shows up?

>>44087678
Can't I just live with miss Danuki and cuddle into her at night?

>>44087689
No

>>44087678
this is a trick to make me become a mule for the danuki triad, isn't it?

>>44087678
Too late, I already signed a contract with the Draconic Acres apartment complex. Get this, they pay ME to live there.

https://imgbox.com/g/hiE6NmORu7
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 101. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/XyzGXO3b

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>44087729
Merchandising?

I am a super sex beast.

who is the fattest dragon
wock or wurm

>>44087743
Is the Mega archive fixed? I assume it's like the last time and under a new link now.
>>44087806
Wurm is heavy just because she's long.

>>44087886
Anon...
>>44087030

>>44087743
Thank you, wikiman

I want to rape monsters, what sorta gear/spells exist to help me get away with it?

>>44087933

>>44087933

>>44087940
>>44087944
I'm taking both and finding the biggest monster.

>>44087040
>To make any kind of sense of it, I have to go back three years ago. Back to the night the pain started.

>>44088053
I'm sure that Wonderworm knows the way.

>>44088021
>Molestable antlers
>Molestable ears
>Molestable lil tail
>Molestable fur
>Very Molestable Deer Rear
White Horn best girl!

>>44088053
The exit is through a Cheshire's thighs? I knew it!

>>44088053
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44088122
What would happen if after she said that I held her hand and hugged her... That might be pretty wonderful to feel...

How do you get a Corrupted Elf and Dark Elf to get along?

>>44088158
Deboob them, remove boobs.

>>44088158
Knock them out and put them in one of those escape room puzzles so they have to learn teamwork and stuff.

>>44088158
Breast expand them until they can't move

>>44088222
>wonderworm blows smoke into you brain

>44088255
You know where to go.

>>44088148
I admire that dedication.

Imagine harem of cheshires, from your perspective its just a gang of bullies

>>44088240
That's not a wonderworm, that's a birdsnek.

>>44088262
Because you are a subhuman just like him

>>44088262
You can get that result writing a bot.

Imagine a Dragon sitting on your face with her tail draped accross your body to cuddle.

>>44088279
Imagine her fiery farts giving you 3rd degree burns

>>44088279
I'd rather she just sit on my lap, or lay in bed to cuddle.

>sprinkle a little moth dust in the greenworm cocoon

>>44088286
You're disgusting.
>>44088287
You are okay.

>>44088291
Now is that gonna turn her into a Wonderworm or some weird Papillon/Mothman hybrid.

>>44088291
>>44088300
gonna make her a big dummy

>>44088286
Now this just sounds comical and reminds me of a meme video I saw years back where a girl farted extremely loud and the guy behind her got vaporized into nothingness, it was some stupid shit.

>>44088311
Support cute blue onis.

>>44088311
Those look heavy.

>>44087743
cute shog

>>44088291
>>44088313
I want to dump a haku into a vat of the stuff!

>>44087743
>that chubby lich
perfect

Small foxes with small budding breasts.

>>44088393
Those breasts look pretty decently sized to me, easy handfuls.

>>44088158
There's just some rifts you can't mend.

How long can they sleep?

>smug blue demon groping my crotch and fondling me
>massaging my shoulders
>whispering sweet nothings into my ear
>wrapping her tail around my leg
I'm not falling for it...
I know she can't do anything to me as long as I don't sign the contract. She has no power as long as my hand refuses to give a signature!
I won't sell my soul to a demon, I won't soul my sell to a demon, I won't sell my soul to a demon! I WON'T!

>>44088500
Just long enough

>>44088500
she better wake up soon or her breakfast will get cold

>anon joins a little salamander fighter and her anubis healer in a party after they ask him to help with a quest

Day 1 into the adventure
>those outfits and bodies are simply too lewd, are they really just little girls or old tricksters in disguise?
Day 2
>nevermind, they really just are dummies and are innocently wearing them
Day 3
>those outfits and bodies are simply too lewd
Day 4
>damn female kids
Day 5
>anon has his arms around both girls hips, grabbing their asses and he's telling them he's had enough of perverted brats seducing him, while they're staring at his whipped out erection in bewilderment and awe

>>44088558
could have just got them better gear

>>44088537
That's why you always make cereal for her and put it in the fridge so you don't have to worry about heating

>>44088526
>anon doesn't realize his hand is already unconsciously signing her contract
You can't resist.

>>44088573
but I made grilled cheese and everything...

>>44088558
>Be 30+ year old isekai'd wizard
>Finally got a party together
>Comprises of a 900 year old fox hag witch that treats me like a shota
>A Hellhound barbarian that bullies me for using magic while being a man says she is going to make sure I am strong enough to handle a sword, always wanting to wrestle me in the nude and you know what the cost of losing to her is.
Adventuring is rough on wizards.

>>44088633
just learn flight magic and float away

>>44088649
Nope, I guess I am gonna have to get stronger, I won't keep losing these wrestling matches.

>>44088633
I'm going to tell a Behemoth that she's a trash mob tier monster with a midboss mentality.

>>44088565
But micro bikini and micro pelvic curtain are already the armors with best stats for their classes and level

>>44088688
I don't trust who's appeasing that gear

>>44088698
I'm pretty sure they keep putting levels in dancer which is why its so good for them.

>>44088700
It's just monstergirl racial bonuses

>>44088721
I don't know what moron thought Charisma to Armor and attack was a good idea but I hate him.

>>44088725
The racial bonuses are relatively minor, the biggest contribution is the most revealing female armor having the best enchantments.

I love gremlins

>Meet gremlin drinking at bar
>Talk to her about work
>She works as some magical science thingy.
>Mention I work only a few miles from here.
>She starts yelling about the metric/imperial/makai unit system. I didn't ask but she's too enthusiastic to interrupt.
>"Orgasms per minute is far more useful than watts. And volume should be measured in chest sizes dammit!"
>Asks me if I have any interest in making things.
>Mention I was trying to fix my broken light switch.
>Gremlin demands to see it.
>Take drunk gremlin home.
>Go from drunkenly holding a flash light for an equally tipsy gremlin fixing my light switch to black out sex in the dark.
>Wake up strapped to my table.
>Look to the left.
>Good news: Light switch is working again.
>Bad news: It's been wired to some crazy looking machine that was not there yesterday.
>Gremlin is off to the side wearing full PPE and goggles smiling, cackling, and vibrating in excitement.
>I've got a pink laser angled below me, slowly moving towards my crotch like james bond.
>"It's my newest invention anon. The Penis Embegginner 5000! I'm glad you said you like making things, cause guess what we're gonna be making today!"

>>44088756
Anon, have you looked at holst stats?
They get +4 to Charisma and Strength for a minor -2 to int.

Just what they have been putting in those burgers?

>>44088803
Mamano growth hormone

>>44088617
How 2 wake her up

>be me, trying to sleep in my recliner
>suddenly hear something go bump in my bedroom
>go in and turn on the light, revealing a Kunoichi trying to sneak in through a window she lockpicked, she knocking over a lamp on my nightstand
>she freezes and I realize her fat ass has her stuck in the frame she's trying to push herself through, it's a wonder she fit her tits in
>ask her what she thinks she's doing
>"..."
>"Uh..... coming to rape you stealthily with my shinobi skills?"
Should I call the police on her?

>>44088558
what does a loli anubis look like
does she have giant ears relative to her body

>>44088845
No, by rules of Kunoichi you have caught her and, as such, that makes you her new lord.
Enjoy your ninja.

>>44088803
Some foxes just like being tall. Never forget they can shapeshift.

>>44088633
>always wanting to wrestle
Loli warrior girls in parties where you're carrying will want to do that too, except with little to none ulterior motives. The catch is, they will unknowingly ignite ulterior motives by doing that.

How do you do, fellow kids?

>>44088262
Danukis must have their breaths sniffed. It'd be a great crime if no one did.

>>44088864
Shit be bussin' fr fr

What did (You) do to make your robot overl- boss so angry?

>>44088853
Dude, she's trying to break into my house! I'm not from freaking Zipangu, I'm from the west! I can't forgive that easily. And also, I don't know how to get her unstuck from the window.

>>44088901
Sorry Anon, international ninja ruling of 1844 ruled that Kunoichi fealty laws apply outside Zipangu.
As for getting her out.
Butter and vigerous impacts on her backside.

>>44088649
>your ship gets attacked by a kraken
>the other passengers all get grabbed by mersharks but you know the kraken is coming for you
>she's not getting your wizard levels that easily
>you pull out your wand and cast Levitate
>you just need to stun her and teleport out of range before she recovers
>cast Scan to determine her weaknesses
>"Connoisseur of Wands"
>you've never seen that subclass before
>the kraken pulls out eight wands and points them all at you
>well that's just unfair

what happens with a mg with an ass that is too fat?

>>44088927
She goes on a diet.

>>44088927
>>44088929
You fuck it, THEN she goes on a diet

>Unseal an Ancient Evil fox spirit
>As thanks for unleashing her I'll be the first to go
>5 years later the only the evil she's unleashed is raiding my fridge and popping out 9 kids
>My daughters are supposedly even greater evil more powerful than the last
>All of them want to get picked up by me and make tents out of my bed sheets and pillows
I'm starting to think this Ancient Evil thing was a sham...

>>44088927
Unpossible

>introducing a sallymander to guns

>>44088851
There's been a few pictures of ones, the ears might be a bit bigger and fluffier compared to the girl's size.

>>44088976
definitely needs bigger ears

>>44088976
She can detect signals from mars with those things

hyperactive spitz hellhound

Chesh is overrated I want the Mad hatter.

I want to sniff danuki feet

Lolinubis ears are for whispering lewd things into. Even better if you grope her at the same time you're telling her what you're going to do with her later.

>>44089015
Is ear mofu the most forbidden mofu?

>>44089015
Need me a girl with big fuzzy ears I can pet and molest every day.

>>44089126
Careful what you wish for...

>>44089015
Does this exist without the text

I went to the store and they already had some Halloween stuff on the shelf, ghost fucking season is nigh!

>>44089230
puffy ghostly vulva

>>44088803

>>44089256
Consider the following:

Orcs who get too pent up because of no dickings revert to a more bestial state by growing tusks and muscle mass and turning into basically Feral Hog versions of themselves until the communal husband gives them the D.

>>44085657
the Moster girl quest game, man it's been so long since I played it. any anon know what the proper website was to get it from again. the one with the English translation

Alright, you won me over! I didn't expect to be so impressed but, BRAVO! Interesting concept, cool characters and scenarios, great comedic timing and genuinely funny jokes. I love it! Great job, everyone.

>>44089311
ask the /vg/ thread

>>44089309
Naw that’s just a huge ass pig, Orcs aren’t like Dragons.

>>44089323
i went to vg for a different thing and they were mean

>>44089311
https://mggcollection.neocities.org/list
password: tamamo
Has MGQ but can't link it directly because gay spam filter

>>44089309
The definition of letting herself go.
Mostly as now that she's gotten a hubby she doesn't need to throw down anymore.

>>44089331
I know that. I'm just being stupid about how domesticated pigs will quickly revert into feral hogs without being on human farms and applied that to P'Orcs. Death by B'Orc snu-snu, if you will.

>>44089343
why does everyone use neocities.

Why do monsters on 4mon keep calling me various kinds of bait?
I just wanted to fit in...

>>44089378
Free hosting and free domain, no reason to use anything else if you're hosting a static website

I want to watch meme cat's smug face vanish when I tell her, her memes are unfunny and bland.
Then fuck her when she loses focus.

>>44089343
Thanks Anon. can't wait to relive memories of purposefully losing to see the (you know what) scenes.

Memecats can be defeated by ignoring their memes and hugging them like you're about to cry
Don't actually cry though, Bogeys, hags and Bogey hags will zero in on you.

>>44089168
Be very still

>>44089360
I still remember the Eros Demon Realm Beast idea last thread, I wish KC would explore some of those ideas of the many variants of Demon Realm Beasts. That I’ve talked about Undead Demon Realm Beasts before being a thing, that it makes me wonder if there is more variants from abyssals to the marine kingdom and so forth.
That I think it’s a cool idea where not all of MGE needs to be lewd sometimes it can be cool and interesting to genuinely go on a adventure once in awhile and not cum your brains out every day into your monster wife.

>>44089437
There are better settings for adventure.

>>44089460
Yeah I guess so but some of those other settings have very tragic endings for some characters.

>>44089460
Like Plantsect Village.

>>44089309
How is a man supposed to defend is property from 20 to 30 feral P'Orcs?

>>44089476
It is not an adventure if there are no stakes. The term you are looking for is a holiday.

>>44089511
Eternal holidays sounds awesome, I'll take that.

I'm gonna ask Miss Cupid if she wants to go get lunch together just to see how much she'll stammer from being asked out.

>>44089503
Cute bird.

>>44089486
Orc's aren't particularly interested in any property beyond either being property or having property of a man and things helpful in protecting that man. So the answer is, you don't need to because once an Orc harem claims you, you'll now have that harem helping to protect your property. I know a merchant whose trio of bodyguards were driven off by a trio of orcs, who then drove his cart a small distance off the road and took turns raping him. When they were done, he was better off, because now he had a trio of orc bodyguards that had proven themselves better combatants than his earlier ones and who demanded only food and semen rather than food and money.

>>44089486
Once they waaagh they won't stop can't stop.

I don't like succs.
They have thin small tails, and that's very lame I would make fun of them and their small tails if I ever saw one.

>>44089653
Why are there lines of mayo on her hair braid?

>>44089665
Truly green demon realms are the comfiest.
The girls look so nice in their casual/job outfits.

>>44089688

>>44089694
i would manticore sisters

what if mgs had powerlevels?

>>44089719
Thunderbird would be high, but Ryu is highest.
She's hydroelectric!

>>44089719
They always do.

>>44089724
i mean what would each number of the level represent?

>>44089739
it's usually a bunch of heart symbols

>>44089732
Man, I wish youmaen was actually translated

>>44089739
I 'unno, I was just making a "power" pun.

>>44089739
wasnt there a manga where power level was measures as the number of kittens ?

>>44087321
You say that now...

I am not a child. I'm a 28 year old man.

Water dragons are the best

>>44089829
Not even a wizard yet, like a little baby.

>>44089015
this always makes me laugh

>>44089829
you are a 28 year old little boy.

The wizards will be the first ones the monsters come for.

>>44089889
i mean, i waited this long. i can wait a little longer

>>44089889
I hope so, I want a ripped wife ASAP.

>>44089889
uh-oh

Sacabambaspis mermaid has a mob face.

>>44089889
They can't handle my spells

>>44089889
My magic is too strong for you, monstergirl.

>>44089889
Magic duels with my wife-to-be

>>44089910
What a R.I.P.ped wife might look like.

>>44089993
More like an Ochimusha. I wouldn't complain about a buff Ghoul wife though.

It's a brand new day.

>>44090011
It's night, keep sleeping.

What type of punishments are on the table for bullying in MGC? Does it depend on the MG?

>>44090029
chew toy in the dog park

>>44090001

>>44090075
>"Anon, you have opened yourself up to my necro-spinning Pile driver."
>The lich latches onto you
>"Prepare yourself."

>>44090083
>5 minutes later...
>The unicorn at the hospital explaining you shouldn't use wrestling moves on men

You can't be raped if you consent.

>>44090098
nurse uni sure is helpful

>>44090098
>"The necromantic energies infused into my technique would have prevented any major injury and would merely have rendered him incapable."
>'....You smashed him through the floor of your lab and into the zombie quarters below it. Anon is lucky to be rendered unconscious and dehydrated due to your recklessness!"
>Lich shifts her expression into a very small pout as she grumbles that "I could have fixed him..."

>>44090098
If she doesn't wrestle, I don't want her

>>44090098
Muscle Unicorn would just flex to seduce me.

Wordlessly crawiling onto a hags lap at a bar and just falling asleep
Her friends will never let her live it down
because they are seething to the point their drinks catch fire

>>44090098
Imagine:
>amazon wrestler
>slime as the cage
>uni as the medic

>>44090138
>Strong Unicorn

But does she exist?

>que steve irwin documentary raking through the enchanted forests of the world to find a famed musclecorn

>>44089889
I'm 32, I'm already too far gone and awkward to get a wife.

>>44090187
Same, desu senpai.

what if your mg had a fetish even you found weird,
like not /d/ tier, just rather odd

>>44090195
This is the best pic I have ever seen

>>44090187
I have zero trust or faith in women, so I won't be getting one.

Eros monsters are shown a documentary on the events of the past 20 years or so

>>44089889
Unless it's Aloe the fairy or some Unicorn that embodies all her traits they'll have to solicit elsewhere!

>>44085191