/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44081898
Quick question from a noob, is uncensored jav just films approved for international distribution? how come some jav is censored and some is uncensored ? Also does /jav/ care much about the cover art for films? Any studios in particular that are known for their cover photos?

Has June ever been an OP pic?

>>44081936
yes, and ironically it was one after the OP fucked up the number of the thread
it was pic related

>>44081925
allow me to explain, sir:
uncensored, uncensored leak, and (AI) decensored are all different things

>uncensored
this denotes movies that are intended to be sold uncensored. usually from offshore-registered production companies to get around the domestic censorship laws. think stuff from carribbeancom, heyzo, etc

>uncensored leak
these are exceedingly rare leaks of existing industry-standard "official" JAV that would ordinarily be censored. i can't overstate just how infrequently this actually happens

>AI decensored/"mosaic removed"
this is when the mosaic is replaced with AI-generated visual approximations of genitalia; it's not really revealing anything underneath. often incorrectly labeled as "uncensored (leak)"

>>44081925
The uncensored ones are supposed to be for oversees consumption, any domestic porn release is subject to their censorship laws (see western porn Japanese re-releases where they get censored)

>>44081964
Damn we really have run through all the options...

>>44081302
I had it but anons made fun of me for hoarding so I deleted it.

our thread is fast approaching
every knee will bow

>>44082015
>it's not really revealing anything underneath

It shows if they actor is wearing a condom or not.

>>44081925
>does /jav/ care much about the cover
sure, we do appreciate nice covers and will often share the safe for work ones here
>Any studios in particular that are known for their cover photos?
I guess MADOOOON!!!! (a Madonna sublabel/series) has a pretty famous and immediately recognisable style and design language although they aren't very representative of the usual/stereotypical layout of JAV covers if that matters to you. You can check out the rest here: https://madonna-av.com/special/madoooon/

also, welcome to /jav/, sir! what are your thoughts on beautiful Japanese mature women?

Who gives a fuck about thread numbers? These generals have the worst case of thread obsession syndrome.

>>44078168
>Very based. Do you find your tastes still hover in that area of ripeness or have they matured as you've gotten older yourself?
My tastes do hover in that area of ripeness, around 35-40 years old (from Quasi to Semi).
I love KINOshita, Kana Mito and Kanna Fuji. Wish the last two did more motherly titles.

And if anyone knows codes for something like >>44076613, please code me up!

>>44082157
You wouldn't get it.

This mf is casting curses now what the fuck kek.

Top 3 Momokino?

what is she thinking here?

>>44082112
Why would you listen to them you fool!

I can't understand Japanese sadly. Anyone able to translate the Q&A at the end of this and when her lowjob onahole is coming out? Not sure if this belongs here or /ona/ frankly.

https://www5.javmost.com/WO-012/

1000 is going to be more of a shitshow than usual

>>44082397
peer pressure

>>44082368
She was probably thinking "hmmm cum"
The girl likes sex I think

>>44082015
>>44082026
Thanks for the explanation I realised once I checked the Faq
>>44082137
Yeah From what ive seen I just like the posing and outfits for the covers, the writing system as well makes it seem more information dense than what you would get in western productions.
>what are your thoughts on beautiful Japanese mature women?
I do like the mature scenes, relating to the uncensored and foreign production Mature.nl does japanese scenes, not sure how popular they are. I think the actresses are sometimes a bit older than the mature category that I have seen posted here

this comment will make no sense unless you've watched the movie, but god damn florence pugh in oppenheimer is exactly what imai kaho should have but failed to be

>>44082498
Multiple threads will be made at the same time, I suspect.

>>44082498
What if it goes off without a hitch and it's just 3 people posting something cool while the rest just twiddles their thumbs. That would be pretty funny

>>44082368
discusting hoe

>>44083155
Yeah we love discusting her here

Anyone have a copy of STARS-364 that doesn't have audio issues?? Mine cuts out every other second....
https://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1stars00364/

Is there anything modern like RCT-643 and RCT-572 ?

>>44083053
The mature category naturally encompasses a wide spectrum of ripenesses so don't worry if you think you like much older women, all are welcome here especially if you're bringing up an interesting topic like you're doing right now with covers. Also, if you haven't already noticed, they're affectionately referred to as "hags" here so it's not meant to be derogative.
I'm not super familiar with mature.nl besides the few mature JAV actresses that have worked with them including Miho Wakabayashi in the picture you posted, "Ayano Nishi" who's known as Rumi Amano/Minami Kuga in JAV, and Rena Fukiishi (pic related). Maybe they'll be of interest to you

As for the covers, I know what you mean and agree 100%. Some of it might even be down to the titles themselves being much longer and more poetic/elaborate/contrived. When you add to that the posing, outfits, the way they often use a combination of horizontal and vertical text to frame the actress, other supporting graphics and design stuff and the result can be really elegant and charming even though a lot is happening in them and could just as easily look too cluttered. Also, we talked about covers recently and quite a few people mentioned preferring covers to be SFW. It's pretty interesting

>>44083352
nibba how do u even watch any other title than the UNCENSORED LEAKED one from this bitch
i feel that all new releases from these bitches who got UNCENSORED LEAKED automatically loss their appeal cuz they r censored

>>44084098
I don't mind censor anymore
If anything, I find it easier to mentally self-insert my chi〇po into the mosaic almost like a form of imagined Augmented Reality haha

my chi〇po is uncensored and leaking

Eating watermelon and melon has increased my cum amount.
i've eating it for almost 5 weeks mostly daily and went from just a few pathetic drips to shooting strings, my fap seshs are still the same, every two days 50 minutes edging.

With my 6000+ hours of JAV, I can confidently tell which actresses fake their smile. Vidrel is a real genuine smile.

>>44084585
Is that Karen Haruki? man she was so adorable

For me, It's hhd800.com

wtf is this new fc2 interface? anyone know if the "codes" is gonna work the same way? doesn't seem like the URLs are the same

>>44084646
I'm going to tell you a secret, and if you aren't autist like me it won't affect you much but...they aren't always the ones with highest quality for very similar size

>>44084815
NTA but please accept me as your disciple sir, I am ready to learn the truth

>>44084815
NTA either but is this the thing about choosing the file on sukebei with the code in all lowercase even if it has fewer seeds etc? I vaguely remember sirs talking about it but I'm a techlet who doesn't really understand encoding

MISM-275 or MISM-276 ?

>>44084860
Encoding means they use a program to rewrite the video to make it smaller. Sometimes it's not noticeable, most of the time it is noticeable. If you care about quality, don't download encodes.

sie mussen mir sexo geben!!

>>44084860
Yep.
That's why I said if you aren't an autist likeme who has to check frame by frame for a few minutes each time to see which is better (hhd800 or lowercase) because sometimes one is better than the other you won't have a problem.

Lets imagine this title for hypothetical example hhd800.com@STARS-145, there's also STARS-145 version, lets call it uppercase and also stars-145 version lets call it lowercase all in nyaa. 99 percent sure either hhd800 or lowercase will be the winner in quality.

If you want to meddle a little bit you can se uppercase has a sound bitrate of 192, lowercase tends to have 255 and hhd800 of 317. Another anon many months ago went into much higher and tech detail. But yeah, lowercase sometimes (more often like a year ago and before) tends to have better quality, now is around 50ish percent I would say. My SoD folders seem to have 50/50 lowercase/hhd800 versions, years ago it was mostly lowercase.

>>44083146
I think thats whats gonna happen.

>>44085166
But what if collagebro isn’t in the right time zone ?

>44080063
>nothing you write is particularly shocking or groundbreaking because it's all self-evident.
your parasocial "relationship" with her is intrinsically transactional.
>on the other hand, the sirs' relationship with the JAV lifestyle and indeed with other sirs is artistic and also one of constant self-discovery. JAV is literally just cinema that facilitates self-discovery.
twitch is the illusion of intimacy and collective experience and community
the thing is

what gets me is if i leave now it's like i'm admitting i got swindled

if i just walk away without saying anything and make a clean break-

i'll become just another sucker who got taken in by her act and fleeced out of his meager coins

i want to say something but i don't know what

i feel like if i say something, anything they will just act like i'm crazy and immediately banish me

i want to tell her and let her know what she's doing is evil and manipulative

i want her to know

>>44080063
>nothing you write is particularly shocking or groundbreaking because it's all self-evident.
>your parasocial "relationship" with her is intrinsically transactional.
>on the other hand, the sirs' relationship with the JAV lifestyle and indeed with other sirs is artistic and also one of constant self-discovery. JAV is literally just cinema that facilitates self-discovery.
>twitch is the illusion of intimacy and collective experience and community

the thing is

what really gets me is that if i leave now it's like i'm admitting i got swindled

if i just walk away without saying anything and make a clean break-

i'll become just another sucker who got taken in by her act and fleeced out of his meager coins

i want to say something but i don't know what

i feel like if i say something, anything they will just act like i'm crazy and immediately banish me

i want to tell her and let her know what she's doing is evil and manipulative

i want her to know

>>44085273
if you want her to know you should livestream yourself ropenecking to her, that will show her!!!

good morning sirs. please enjoy beatutiful japanese breasts today

Can y’all help us wrestling bros find a code?

>>>/pw/10886547

>>44081925
>Also does /jav/ care much about the cover art for films? Any studios in particular that are known for their cover photos?
I am increasingly autistic about them, if only because I enjoy trying to hunt them and any of the photos used on the jacket down in gigantor sizes

>>44085377
suicide doesn't suit a man of my mettle

i am resilient despite everything else

there is an n+1 chance you will kill yourself once your porn addiction copes run out though so good luck with that

>>44083055
hello germanbro. guten morgen
I saw it too and thought literally the same

>>44082400
take screenshot. use google image search to translate

>>44082368
"at least I'm getting paid for it..."

>>44082157
>thread obsession
whats thread obsession?

>>44082365
just 3? all of hers are kino

>>44084871
both

>>44085403
I will help you and search now while I eat soup

>>44085459
>there is an n+1 chance you will kill yourself once your porn addiction copes run out though so good luck with that
So you don't watch JAV at all, and you use this place as your toilet? Kill yourself.

>>44085213
i think the 1000 will hit on Sunday, i hope it makes it easier for him

>>44085438
>>44085477
>>44081898
>swn torture you for intel
why even live?

I REALLY love this picture of Suzu.
One time I posted it, nothing happened. Everyone happy.
Another time I posted it again and BAN!

https://files.catbox.moe/cj2c8e.jpg

>>44085403
its rctd533
please see also the other titles in the series
https://r18.dev/videos/vod/movies/list/?id=223115&type=series

>>44085522
I am still turbo salty she didn't do any VR while she still had the wild dye job...SOD are hacks.

Did she made anything a bit more spicy besides crying during reipu? I want to see her being more proactive.
I'm tired of SuzZzu.

>>44085554
>proactive
reverse amazon position and violating a dude's bunghole in STARS-723, but she's still SuzZzu nice one

>>44085522
>swn garrote you while having sex once your usefulness has expired saying her loyalties lies with the CCP
I can't be the ony one who wants this, right?

anybody got that webm of her walking "at night" with sun glasses? Please.

Re(tard)mu

/JAV/ is healing, I see.

Suzusirs, I should have never doubted you
I see you are now back with a vengeance and more CONTEXT!

Suzu Honjou and Yuri Honma walk into Yurihonjou city. What happens next?

Need some help identifying the last actress from RCTD-245; at first I thought of Ito Saran, but the beauty marks don't match.

Any ideas?

>>44085824
For reference:

>>44085824
https://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javli6ak5a

>>44085839
AAAAAAAAH SIR THAT'S NSFW

>>44085839
yo YO where the fuck do you think you are???

>>44085725
I engage in immoral obscene berokisu sweaty ACME saffle sexo with Yuri Honma (sexo) while Suzu observes through a sniper scope in an adjacent building. However, since Yuri Honma (sexo) is mostly on top (Amazon position, reverse Amazon, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, etc), Suzu doesn't have a clean shot on me

>>44085839
sir........ SIR???!!!

also I think that's Miki Matsuzaka

>current Waka Misono
it's over

>>44085839
sir this is a blue board!!!!!! please REDEEM with urgency!

>>44085600

>>44085534
She doesn't explicitly shows anything but she looks so lewd and erotic

Happy birthday Yuu !

Hitomifags forgot/didn't bother with hers this week, you can't take them seriously.

>>44086022
Imagine Sumire Kuramoto doing that to you...

Happy birthday, Yuu!

>>44086022
Happy birthday!
Gonna celebrate by having McDonalds and revisiting some of her kinos later

>>44086022
>Back when she was beautiful
I miss her chubby cheeks

>>44086022
i remember her peark in the early 2010s
she changed things with that ass
jav wasnt the same
even normies could have enough of her
Happy birthday

https://ru.xhamster.com/videos/big-ass-asian-sluts-yuu-shinoda-5950112

Besides Carib 011814-525 and Carib 021014-540, did she do other uncensored titles in her prime?

>>44085638
>not a single pit lick in this
suzu is slipping lately bros

>>44086095
>>44086102
she's still fucking pretty, no one who's been in the industry as long as she has aged as well as her
>>44086197
SDDE-625 is her best uncensored

>>44086102
I miss peak Yuu

>>44086321
>>44086197
There's FC2-PPV-937161 too.

There are so many great releases today it's fkn insane. Hags, monke, aliens... There's something for everyone, so many webms to make.

>>44086197
The amount of loads I spent on those two are insurmountable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EOi3r4LD5k
she fkn fluent in english jesus christ

>>44086816
Yes, we already knew this. She studied for 3 years in Canada despite sounding like a Caligirl

>>44086824
she study 3 yr but picked up perfect grammar and accent jesus chrust shes a genuis why is she doing porn

>>44086816
literal goddess

>>44086845
Chances are that she already knew some English before going to America

>>44086845
>perfect grammar
daily /jav/posting can achieve the same results in 18 months
>accent
unfortunately you will still sound indian

>>44086816
if only she got the same type of implants as ria yamate

He's having the time of his life.

talking about Suzu Honjo made me blast a few to STARS230.

He's morphing into a tomato!
https://cf.javfree.me/HLIC/SSIS-809-5.jpg

>>44086939
eron masuku is fkn overheating like his faulty car batteries!!

>>44086889
SSIS-816 is a gem.

She looks so out of place. Blinking eyes from start to the end (she could be Rieko's daughter), she looks uncomfortably in all directions and is always searching for the camera to make sure she's doing what she's supposed to. I just love her.

>>44086816
yeah and? i speak fluent chinponese!!

>>44087023
My chinponese is not fluent but you could say it's fluid

>>44086889
>>44086990
I had been waiting for her to put out a really good gangbang video, and the last release was nice. Been a while since they put out a release like this; I think I made this webm back in 2019 and remember seeing the DVD on display in stores.

Is there a service/code/whatever that splits up JAVs by scenes? Like, I only want to get 3 out of the 5 scenes in a JAV so I'm not blowing through 2 hours of stuff and save some disc space while I'm at it.
Is such an idea a thing? Or should I just slice the JAVs up myself?

>>44087349
avidemux

>>44086816
i must coom to only high iq javfus

>>44086816
i hate this feeling, but its so weird how she goes from 'le cute japanisu girl' to 'she is probably a smug bitch' when she speaks english

Why is the humor in these threads so...Western? Shouldn't you try to employ more Japanese style jokes or are they too soft for you?

>>44086990
ngl I thought the pic was similar to this pic related and got a lil bit disappointed its about jav actresses

movie is still great, I guess I just wanted a nice new jav actor group picture

>>44087468
>Shouldn't you try to employ more Japanese style jokes
we got the minamotard doing that already

>>44087447
all these jav bitches are smug and materialistic as fk bro
thats why the rape and ugly bastard titles are the most satisfying to watch

>>44087468
>japanese
>humour

>>44087498
See what I mean? You look down on what they think is funny.

>>44087468
japanese humour is literally just retarded puns and slapstick stuff, whats so special about it? we got that here

>>44087476
Yeah it would've been better with multiple male actors but it's S1 we're talking about, you can't expect too much of them.

>>44087507
you're overthinking things that aren't important, sir
we're dedicating maximum brain power to discussing japanese adult videos
our humour serves a supplementary purpose to the discussion which is sovereign

also our sense of humour is subcontinental

>>44087519
>that webm
jesus cristiano ronaldo... youngsters can't pull that off without looking cringe

>>44087514
And what passes as haha here is shit out of Collegehumor.

>>44087522
>also our sense of humour is subcontinental
Pretty low on the surreal dancing videos to be Indian.

why is jav so cheap? jav should be luxurious art

>>44087546
pink eiga >>> jav

>>44087534
why are you requiring us to be top comedic geniuses? are you in the spectrum?
we are just a bunch of lads having fun, relax sweetie

>he didn't see/understand the mole joke
>he doesn't understand the complex quasi-ironic pseudo-semi-serious shitposting
>he doesn't understand the deliberately exaggerated autism where it's unclear if it's real or shitpost
>he doesn't understand the high IQ high brow references to world literature and religion
>he doesn't understand the absurdist humour
>he doesn't understand the New Sincerity humour expressed through a JAV lens
>he doesn't understand subtle meta humour
>he doesn't understand the pseudo-oblivious demi-self aware humour
sad!

this nigga sounds pretty salty for someone complaining about "humour" KEK

>>44087576
I'd partake with Masahiro's Tabuchinpo if you know what I mean

>>44087534
Ok, tell us a joke. I'm listening.
Let's see YOUR humour.

/jav/ is the funniest place on the internet for me

>>44087598
Use Japanese style or consider yourself unworthy of enjoying Japanese porn.

>>44087613
XING XONG LING LONG is that good enough??

>>44087618
You actually do hate Japanese. What a surprise.

>>44087613
oh man, you sound so autistic that i think you are just a sir being ironic to troll us KEK

>>44087519
You never disappoint, webmchadsir
Similarly, Momoko never disappoints either jesus fkn christ her newest release (ROE-137) is a top priority on the watch list for this batch

thanks for the hard work as usual!

>>44087507
let me explain the joke to you dear sir. You see this funny face yua makes is from a short video where she got interviewed and asks what her opinion is on the perfect lenght of the male genital and she says she thinks its around 12cm. You see the joke is that you should never ask a women for her opinion, we as strong niponese samurais do not care for female opinion. Yet she got asked

>>44087631
>we as strong niponese samurais do not care for female opinion.
Aren't you brown Indian men?

>>44087613
>>44087624
I'm gonna enjoy JAV even more just because of you!

>>44087635
how could you tell?

>he thinks sirs passionate about any Japanese media would hate Japanese and demands conformity to some idea of Japanesiness as if we could ever become Japanese if we larp being Japanese enough
He must be an American.

>>44087635
we will not be disrespected

>>44087576
>New Sincerity
i get some infinite jest vibes from here too kek it kinda fits the absurdity of a group of sirs seriously discussing JAV on a SFW forum

>>44087648
Only a Ewwrupean would ever come to this conclusion.

I don't even watch JAV. I'm here for the banter.

>>44087626
>an autist laughing at himself.
Coomer autist...

/jav/ is dying, they're out to get us!!

>>44087666
there is only one thing currently out *unzipped*

>>44087666
/jav/ is alive and well, they're here to study our successes

>>44087671
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH IT'S A MUSHROOM

>>44087661
Sums up this thread's essence.

>need to display japanese sense of humour to enjoy and deserve JAV
>need to display central european sense of humour to enjoy and deserve Czech produced pornography
what tiny sliver of sjw twitter actually thinks like this?

>>44087652
You can't keep teasing us like that !!!

>>44087630
It's a solid friday and i have only one chi〇po. I'll try my best.

>>44087693
Enjoy Dogfart humor, watch Dogfart videos.

To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand /jav/ Culture

All ESL gaijin will be banned on thread #1000. None of you even watch JAV, you disgusting degen coomers. You are not worthy to watch JAV. If you watch JAV, you defile the sacred Japanese race with your filthy ESL cock.

>>44087708
How about EQ?

>>44087693
100% sure he is a certified /jp/ autist who thinks Japan is the center of the world and the best place and the best culture forever and ever
these people think its an insult to like things from there without appreciating japan "the way it should really be appreciated". "you are appreciating it wrong!!"
they are gatekeeping japans culture on an anonymous anime forum

now watch how mad this webm makes him

>>44087717
Without JAV, you'd think Japan is some China colony.

sir forgot his caste system doesn't work outside of /jav/
https://files.catbox.moe/ctq4na.webm

>>44087708
finish the pasta, coward

>>44087724
nah they make good onions sauce and anime is pretty good too

>>44087717
Do you even know who SKE48 is? Hint: They don't do JAV.

>>44087697
the perfect /jav/ post
>has fkn CONTEXT
>is fkn funny for you expect the sirs to partake
>>lockerslam.jpg
>is over 15s long so reduced to 720p
>literally from a jav
>●n〇 properly censored

thank you kind sir for indeed bringing us back

>if you like JAV, you can't like other Japanese media

Show a Japanese person this thread and see if he finds it funny. That's the ultimate barometer.

>>44087731
>he doesnt know Yua Mikami (KITO MOMONA) was literally from SKE48
I guess you don't know JAV that well, huh? So much shame, so disrespectful!! You are not worthy to watch JAV!!!

>>44087742
There's a good chunk of coomers who openly admit to stop caring about anything Japanese except for their porn.

>>44087731
one of them does

>>44085471
All Momokan content is Momokino because she's the best girl, but if you had to pick a top 3.
For me, it's
>IPX-660 for lockerslam meme magic
>IPX-917 she gets reipued good and straightedge drinks a beer
>IPZZ-061 the actor fkn enjoys Momokan's sweet delicious face for 10 minutes straight at one point. In 4k.

>>44087752
>>44087749
Might as well be a species change.

>>44087749
the tables have turned FUCKING KEK

>>44087731
The only female pop group I know is JUXILE

>>44087742
Don't other pornsites unironically follow this mantra?

>AV Law
>Fanbox bowing to credit card companies
>Saitama pool restricting poses for gravure shoots (>>44071561)
>Illusion ded
The domino continues to fall.
>>44087566
Just like ecchi > hentai?

>>44087749
>>44087758
oh no sirs, were not stopping at ske either

>>44087745
Why the fuck would any of us care about what some random person even thinks?
What type of retardation is that?
Ok, a japanese person reads this thread and hates it. Now what? NOW WHAT?
You make no fucking sense im gonna CHIMP OUT!!!

>>44087787
You too chickenshit to make friends with a Jap? Is that it?

arguing is silly in any case but I have never once seen a tourist "win" an argument here kek the sirs are too well-practiced. we basically spend all day bickering about stupid minutiae and constructing logical arguments. non-sirs who spend their time on image dump generals are powerless when they enter the village. they are not prepared for the Lifestyle™

>>44087792
ok, you gotta be trolling
i give up
how can you infer that from my post??

sir, you either are a good troll or COMPLETELY RETARDED

>>44087738
I draw the line at 6/7 seconds maximum for 1080p (around 4500kbs). As soon as you go beyond that, the image quickly becomes grainy. I rarely make webms at this resolution, the loss of crispness outweighed the little benefit of having a better resolution.

>>44087811
You.Hate.Japs.
Except for their porn.
You would unironically drop nukes on them besides their water districts.
That's the long and short end of it.

>>44087792
>>44087819
>J*p
>J*ps
who's the culturally insensitive waycisss now, tourist?
we use nipponese here

Another friday another opportunity to fap to gokkun/bukake titles while enjoying a jar of condensed milk. With all this talk about Suzu Honjo and Yu Shinoda I decided to fap to KV-167 (because I already fapped with condensed milk to Suzu on a previous friday).

Again so far no side effects though I enjoyed tpin015 a lot but surely is unrelated.

>>44087821
Jap is shorthand while Nips can be interpreted as nipples which is demeaning to them. Learn the difference.

>>44087826
you're ruining your life sir... one spoonful at a time

>>44087630
Damn, salsa?

what happened to eimi, and basically the flavor of the industry types?

>>44087819
>porn
Its called AV dear sir

>>44087842
>>44087717
I bet he wishes to fuck them all while laughing and crushing a Japanese man's skull open.

>>44087834
Apologies, I mention it in my post but forgot to check the picture itself: it's ROE-137. See >>44087519 for a insanely sexy webm from the movie itself expertly made by one of the resident webmchads
here's the trailer
https://javtrailers.com/video/roe00137

prepare to be amazed by one of the best active hags right now

>>44087852
>I bet he wishes
Huh, projecting much? I bet YOU want to do those things, right?
Maybe YOU are the one who hates japan because you will never live there, you will never have a japanese wife...

If you like JAV, you can't like other Japanese media. You are a traitor to /jav/ if you like other Japanese media than JAV, specially if you like weeb shit like anime or manga because these are OUR media. The rest of /jp/ is united in our love for Japan but /jav/ stands out as the only aberration. Japan is a sacred land. Japanese people are holy beings. It is the perfect country. Everything about Japan is perfect. If you claim Japan has any flaws, you don't deserve to live. Coomers who like JAV will be eradicated. The based Japanese government under Abe Shinzo wanted to ban JAV and told Japanese to have sex instead, but the based Japanese reject 3dpd and this is why /jp/ is an anime board. You coomers do not belong on /jp/. We WILL have Japan's birth rate in the whole world. We WILL depopulate subhumans and replace them with Japanese Honorary Aryans! Coomers need not apply! Stop objectifying Japanese womens! It's offensive! Japanese women are pure! They don't know what sex is! Japanese men hate women and LGBT "people" and put them in their place. Checkmate atheists! Japan is the most religious country in the world with State Shinto. If you can't name every Shinto deity, you don't deserve to watch JAV! Name every single emperor too! I bet you can't. Fuck you. This is /jp/ where we respect Japan, you coomers go to some NSFW board where you can post porn and be coomers without being put in your place by us superior intellect 3dpd haters. Our hate will scare you away and you will cower in fear. Coomers are disgusting apes and you don't belong on /jp/ and if you visit Japan, you defile the holy land with your presence. I make the pilgrimage every year and wear a blindfold because I don't dare look at Japanese beauties with my White eyes lest they feel threatened by my male gaze. Japanese women are pure angels. Ask any Japanese women if she knows what sex is and she will not know. They're innocent and need protection from you disgusting Euro coomers. All Japanese hate all Europeans and Americans and blacks. If you don't hate yourself as inferior to the glorious Japanese race, stay away from Japanese culture. Japanese are superior to all other races! Fapping to Japanese women is offensive! You hate Japan and you hate the Japanese race! The easy way has no meaning! All Japanese women are idols because they are pure, they don't know what sex is and they won't touch foreign cocks! Even if you pay a Japanese prostitute, you're raping her! You're raping her! It's rape! Even if you only fap to a Japanese woman, you're raping her! It's literally rape! You must pay reparations to the Japanese Empire for the fake propaganda about fake war crimes that they supposedly committed that they should have committed but did not because there is no evidence and Japanese schools don't teach about it in history class and Japan knows their own history best! Accept the Japanese way or stay the fuck away from Japanese culture! If you watch Japanese porn, you're degenerating Japan! I was a warrior like you once but then I took an arrow to the knee. Japanese porn is a purely Japanese artform with no American or other western influence! You don't deserve to watch it unless you beat yourself into submission before the Japanese race and their superior pure culture free from any and all foreign influences! Kanji and Buddhism were not imported from China, they developed independently in Japan! Stay out of Japan! Get the fuck out of /jp/! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! Fuck you! Japan is the best! Japan is the best! Japan is the best! Japan is the best! Japan is the best! Japan is the best country in the world and if you disagree, you will be physically removed from /jp/ when the jannies wake up to the disgusting anti-Japanese racism that this coomer thread is full of! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! 3DPD get out! White piggu go home! Get the fuck out of /jp/ and stop watching Japanese porn, you're not worthy to consume Japanese media unless you assimilate into Japan! On /jp/ we have assimilated, we only watch anime and read manga! 3DPD get out!

>>44087870
You're laying out your unfulfilled dreams for all to see. Either way, you should hear what the gaijins say about Japan and Japanese people at the bars. Very eye opening stuff.

>>44087876
> you should hear what the gaijins say about Japan and Japanese people at the bars. Very eye opening stuff.
why would i waste my time caring about that?

>>44087888
Because all they actually want to do there is fuck the women which is what the majority of this general wish to.

>>44087349
Seconding avidemux. If you get sick of its length "Importing matroska images" or whatever the equivalent it does for mp4 files is, use "LosslessCut" - it's a front end for ffmpeg that does largely the same thing.

I know you're both being sarcastic, but...
>>44087693
>>need to display central european sense of humour to enjoy and deserve Czech produced pornography
No I don't. Czech women probably #2 in the hoard after beautiful nipponizu hags.
>>44087742
liek anime, liek chubas, liek J-Pop, liek JAV, eat sushi, simple as

>>44087349
use ffmpeg for mp4. This way you will cut out the desired scene without it needing to re-encode significantly speeding up the process

for example:
"C:\path to\ffmpeg.exe" -ss 00:00:00 -to 00:41:25 -i "J:\AV\OPPW144.mp4" -c copy "J:\AV\OPPW144-trimmed.mp4"

-ss seek to this position. Time either in frames (i think) or HH:MM:SS format (which I mainly use for easy time copy thx to mpv)
-to how long should the duration be
-i input file
-c copy this will copy the video and audio

>>44087872
>using talking points of 2DOPs

>>44087842
its called "JAVu" sir madarchod

>44064614
CJOD-389 is out sir.

>>44087697
Damn, the creator of Gundam looks like that?

>>44087926
Sex with a Japanese woman by a non-Japanese man is rape. It's all rape! RAPE! YOU'RE RAPING HER! You're literally raping her! You're LITERALLY raping her! Even if she's your wife and it's loving sex, it's RAPE because you're a gaijin. You will never be Japanese. YWNBJ. Get the fuck out of /jp/ and leave Japanese women alone, you filthy coomer! We must protect the Japanese race by banning all foreigners from Japan! I will ban myself from Japan if that helps stop coomers like this thread from having sex with Japanese women! Japan is only Japan if it's free from all influences! Save Japan, isolate Japan! White piggu go home! 3DPD, get out of /jp/! White piggu go home! 3DPD, get out of /jp/! White piggu go home! 3DPD, get out of /jp/! I took an arrow to the knee. The easy way has no meaning! We must take the Japanese way of the samurai or not take any way. Get the fuck out of /jp/ if you don't assimilate to Japan! If you want to visit Japan and defile it with your gaijin "culture", get the fuck out of /jp/ and stay out of Japanese culture! Japanese porn is not for westerners! It's for Japanese only! REE REE REE REEEEEE NOT FOR YOUR EYES!!! Japan is the best country in the world and if you don't defend everything it does even when it changes its way, you're doing it wrong! All Japanese agree on everything and defer to the higher power of the LDP! Nevermind that many Japanese are unhappy with the status quo and changes that are being made to the country's culture from within, that isn't true. All Japanese are a hivemind. Isn't that racist to say? Isn't it a stereotype with no basis in reality? I've spoken to enough Japanese people to know that it isn't true but I still choose to believe it is true because it is the only way to stop westerners from degenerating Japan. The easy way has no meaning! Your white privilege is useless in Japan unless you fuck Japanese women! That's rape. Japanese women can't consent to sex with foreigners because of the language barrier. Even the most fluent Japanese doesn't know English or any foreign language because this is a stereotype. It doesn't matter that I know from personal experience that some Japanese are fluent in English, I reject this reality! I love Japan and if you even like Japan, you must reject the west and assimilate to the Japanese way! The easy way has no meaning! Do you even know what that means? It's from an idol song! I bet you didn't know that because all you care about is "JAV" as you call it, Japanese porn which is completely separate from western porn and any Japanese porn actress who goes to the west is defiled and never allowed back. I know this isn't true but anything to own the libs. SJW are killing JAV in a slow woke death! Japan for the Japanese! If you watch Japanese porn, you rape every Japanese women because you can't even see their difference because you're face blind racist! If you like Japan, you need to stop consuming Japanese media because your gaijin degeneracy sends brainwaves that corrupt the Japanese race. Stop! You've violated the law! The easy way has no meaning. I'm posting satire sir, to mock the tourist who thinks like this.

>>44087857
Nah, it's my fault, I should have assumed the pic was related.

>>44087942
they are so good together
thanks for the reminder and the webm!

>>44087942
>>44087975
Time to fap.

>>44087946
and he toppled like a tomino piece, ironic

>>44087934
>he doesnt know the jav iceberg
quick somebody post it

>>44088000
as you wish sir

>>44088018
perfect
japanese porn literally at the top, whereas "AV" literally at the bottom

>>44088018
>niche and obscure fetish clips from creators like fc2
>delisted titles and actresses
>terabytes of JAV
>finger-in-hole cup lore
>fake nakadashi
I can never go back...

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/old-man-turning-back-towards-sex-workers

>>44087926
I hope you saw the first reply. I deleted my satire posts because the tourist seems to have gone so they became pointless "bait".

>>44088035
post your favourite "old-man-turning-back-towards-sex-workers" memes

expensive! Expensive! expensive!

>>44088045
>>44088035
this is mine

CJOD-389 needs to download faster... AAAH!!

>>44088045

>>44088035
>old man
put some respect on Tabuchi-dono's name!!!

>>44087576
>>44087657
This portion of his Big Red Son story captures the spirit of /jav/ pretty nicely. Plus the idea of a movie that will cause the death of the viewer due to them just wanting to watch it over and over again is close to everysirs heart.

>>44088098
KEK!!

also: where did you get that minamopicture?

>>44088098
>minori
minori should be the new >shadman

>>44088098
>changes her name
>doesn't change the most problematic part of it
how is she going to get new fans when you can't even search her name without going to FBI's list?

>>44085537
THANK YOU

>>44088098
Damn lol. If humans can make this mistake what more could happen when they let AI do the job.

>>44088018
Last stage is being able to will JAV plots into existence by merely commenting it here.

>>44088018
>"codes?"
>"code?!!"
KEK this was me, but now i have moved beyond even that and try my best to be a self-sufficient sir who finds his own codes

>>44088138
I took it from her "untainted girl" set with graphis.

>>44088098
i don't get it

>>44088246
>not sure if itialian police or tourist
minori is italian for minor. do not search her while in italy

>>44088246
minori means underage in italian, so if you search for "minori jav" you get the google police message it happened to me because despite being italian I forget my own language when looking for things in english

>>44088258
problem is, i don't think any sir is actually italian but almost all of us have received the spooky google warning whenever searching for "minori hatsune JAV" or any other minori kek

also speaking of minori hatsune, it's sad to see her return to JAV caused minimal fanfare as well as minimal attention more generally even as she works hard at all the c-list hag studios as a freelancer as we speak

>>44088258
>>44088276
kek such losers, here in Galicia we don't have such homonyms

Anyway I'm going to check for Nene titles

>>44088276
woops, my mistake (>>44088284), had no idea there were real italians among us here! hopefully your stage name for #1000 will feature an italian meat product

>>44088284
She didn't look nice after her return, that's probably why people don't mention her. See Yuna Shiina, she looks the same

>>44088293

>>44088293
Very good sir!

>>44088303
I honestly think Yuna looks even better now, she aged scarily well
Minori is a weird case since you'd expect her soft youthful sugary mayo features to age pretty well kinda like Marina, Yuu Kawakami etc. Maybe this is another prime example of features that are distinctly mature earlier on often age the best and most timelessly whereas those cuter faces will eventually lose what made them special in the first place while not always acquiring a pleasing ripeness...

>>44088293
you sick fuck

>>44088284
>i don't think any sir is actually italian

>>44088377
>your honor, you see, I did not know the jav code so I couldnt search for it. I had to try my searching luck by combining different terms, as the clip showed a school, naturally I had to search for "minori scuola sex"
I wonder how italian sir is doing in prison

Yuna Shiina had just step out of her bath, wearing only a towel and underwear. She then sat on a sofa to call her friend on telephone for a chat while drinking red wine. Suddenly there was an earthquake. She threw away the telephone and rush out of her apartment without taking her keys.

When her neighbours (all guys) open the door and saw her naked, they all became startled. Not sure whether the earthquake caused them to be in shock, or seeing her huge E cups was more shocking.

After the earthquake stop, she tried to hurry back home. But she had lock herself out of her apartment without her keys. So she tried to knock on her neighbours door for help.

Her neighbour opened the door wearing only a tshirt and boxers. He was shocked at her appearance, and asked what did she want? She begged to go into his house first, then talk. As she was almost buck naked outside. The neighbour was scared and asked her to go away. But she tried to push the door and force herself inside. Once she got inside, the neighbour closed the door.

>tfw no Aika magic mirror

>>44088414
fuck I meant to post this

>>44088293

Ultimate bros...

>>44088432
holy moly

>>44088433
>Ultimate Hag
>the absolute limit of human possibility in more ways than one. this is the pinnacle of an old woman, the final phase before departure. it literally can't get any riper than this
True+ is my maximum degree of ripeness. your pic related is prohibitively ripe

>>44088433
I watched this one today. I like the ones were the hag is clearly lusting after young men and cock .Don't get my wrong I like raping hags and seeing them start unwillingly, but horny hags are just so amazing.

>>44088432
fucking kek fuck you fucker!! funny how i understood all that, i guess galicia is the mother of portuguese

>>44088433
this hag fkn ancient she probably from the Taisho era...

>>44086990
Is Miru laughing at her awkwardness?

>>44086990
miru is so tiny
also, Ria got the same vacine marks as nozomi

>>44088433
isn't she 80+? that's crazy

>>44088482
>horny hags
i like them extra horny too but i don't feel ready going for Ultimate Hags yet..... still lots of Classic to fkn enjoy

>>44088470
True+ examples?

>>44088433
thats somebody's grandma, you sick fucks!!

>>44088119
I also don't see Tabuchi as old, only medium.

>>44088098
KEK!

Please allow me to explain the Hag Ripeness Classification System™ (patents pending) to the best of my ability. First, consider how everyone from mid-to-late 20-year-olds in young stepmother roles to actual septuagenarians all indiscriminately get the "mature woman" tag. Also note that stage ages are fabricated in the first place and cannot be relied upon as a reliable measure of an actress' actual age. This is why, despite being a subjective concept, ripeness has prevailed as the metric of choice when assessing older women.

That said, the Hag Ripeness Classification System™ (patents pending) is not intended for grouping and categorising for its own sake, but to better facilitate more appropriate discussions as well as more bespoke recommendations. The Japanese language, culture and, in turn, the JAV industry gave us a single umbrella term: 熟女 (jukujō; lit. "mature/ripe woman"). The hagchads' contention is that this is far too vague and imprecise a marker. The incredibly wide spectrum of varying degrees of ripeness accordingly necessitates a far more granular and nuanced view and is exactly what the system offers when discussing the genre and its constituent parts. It is an innovation that is both genuinely useful and tongue-in-cheek in equal measure. It was not meant to be (exclusively) an exercise in autism — it is an actionable reference point and guide to navigating and assessing ripeness for all curious sirs

Even so, it is not absolute and dogmatic. Opinions will differ which results in thought-provoking discussion and even deeper study of hags' identifying characteristics. For me, this is how I interpret the categories:

>Faux-Hag
technically not a bona fide mature woman and usually in alleged mid-20s but often thrust into motherly, nurturing roles already. considered mature when compared to others in peer group which allows for their casting. comparable to the big sister type, but with a more mature, sophisticated feeling. in other cases, it might simply be that the given context and/or presentation in a scenario has defined them as such for whatever reason. newlywed housewives, young stepmothers, teachers, younger aunts, sisters-in-law, etc typically constitute the limit of how mature a character they can play; a greater degree of suspension of disbelief sometimes required to accept the presented role.
- eg Nao Jinguji, Rio Kuriyama, Sumire Kuramoto :-), etc

>Quasi-Hag
typically in the allegedly early 30s (occasionally late 20s) range and, while still youthful in appearance, does not look out of place fulfilling more mature roles given the convincing hag energy even at this stage. earlier standards of giving the impression of being more mature than those of a similar age can still be relevant here as many actresses can reach their alleged late 20s/early 30s without giving the impression of a Quasi-Hag
- eg Yuu Shinoda, Kana Morisawa, etc

>Pseudo-Hag
secretly on the older side but does not exude much hag energy. looks may or may not belie actual age. not usually associated with mature roles even if age is an open secret. in some cases, may also be a result of habitual (over)compensatory youthful behaviour to deliberately further distance themselves from any sense of discernible maturity. another hag scholar and a dear colleague eloquently describes a Pseudo-Hag as being "...at the age of hagdom, but lacks the hag 'anima' that energises the overall hag characteristic". uncommon
- eg Julia, Iroha Natsume, Saki Okuda, etc

>Semi
the ripening process is undeniably underway and certainly discernible but not nearly to the extent where ripeness is the most obvious or immediately distinguishing feature. typically in their allegedly late 30s to early or maybe even mid 40s. excel in mature roles with relative ease
- eg Kana Mito, Ryo Ayumi, Ririko Kinoshita, Marina Shiraishi, etc

>Classic
a very representative and unambiguously older woman but at the same time still unambiguously beautiful; an idealised version/interpretation of the mature woman archetype
- eg Maki Hojo, Mariko Sata, Yuka Oshima, etc

>True
the ripening process has now led to more obviously waning looks but this does not necessarily mean ugly. a less idealised and more realistic representation of the older woman archetype, and especially applicable to real life/amateurs. typically begins around the allegedly 50 mark, where not even East Asian genes, a careful diet, rigorous exercise regimen, flattering make-up, perfect lighting, and clever editing can stave off all discernible effects of the menopause. many tend to be amateurs but some have made their name in this category, or simply stick around long enough to graduate from the preceding ripeness tiers
- eg Honoka Nakayama, Rie Takeuchi, Maiko Kashiwagi, etc

>Ultimate
the absolute limit of human possibility in more ways than one. this is both zenith and nadir: the final phase before departure. it literally can't get any riper than this
- eg Link's grandma

>>44084585
Do not disrespect her...

>>44084604
Yes it's her

>>44087349
unless your a thirdie just buy a hard drive bro. You can get like 10tbs for 100$. That should be good for years if your this autistic about space.
10tbs only lasts me 8 months because I'm a mentally ill hoarder

>>44087447
Japanese language is just inherently cute for women. I remember seeing a tiktok where native bilingual English/Japanese speaking girls would swich between the two and subconsciously their voice would get way higher pitch when speaking Japanese.

>>44088229
Thanks! The set is really nice.
I love this one pic:
https://images.hotgirl.asia/minamo-graphis-gals-%e3%80%8cuntainted-girl%e3%80%8d-vol-02/MINAMO%20Graphis%20Gals%20Untainted%20Girl%20Vol.02%2012.jpg

>>44088515
Yeah 83, too old for me but I can still masturbate to her eagerness for cock.
https://www.sokmil.com/av/_item/item365382.htm

>>44088560
im just sad we never saw momoko do the graduation stepmother series...

>>44088433
Too far bros... too far

>>44088595
this feels illegal to watch sirs

>>44088618
The 八十路 hags can be very frail, when they're that ripe I prefer them to be chubby otherwise it's like fucking a skeleton.

>>44088590
the link isnt working
fixed
https://files.catbox.moe/pc0bvx.jpg

>>44088018
>watches movies in their entirety; never skips
nobody does this, the skip 10 seconds ahead button is just too tempting

>>44088560
>another hag scholar and a dear colleague eloquently describes a Pseudo-Hag as being "...at the age of hagdom, but lacks the hag 'anima' that energises the overall hag characteristic".
that was me
i made history! my life has meaning now

>>44088634
>the skip 10 seconds
behold my hotkeys:
+/- 1 second (exact)
+/- 5 seconds (exact)
+/- 10 seconds (exact)

+/- 1 second (by keyframe)
+/- 10 seconds (by keyframe)
+/- 60 seconds (by keyframe)

and yes, I control all of this with my right hand, since the other one is occupied

>>44088560
>Faux-Hag
Just make any girl wear this and they instantly (visualy) become a Faux-Hag

>>44088595
damn LMAO that's too much for me
my absolute limit is probably https://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javmenzc2e#
maybe she'll be another extremely ripe dish for your enjoyment

>>44088515
>True+ examples?
see above, sir

>>44088645
it was extremely eloquently put, sir: a masterstroke in hagposting

>>44088658
the Hag Cardigan is an alluring garment

>>44088560
wait wait isn't Kitano Mina a Faux-Hag?
back when we were just shitposting this system her named appeared a lot, or am i mistaken?

>>44088685
who? huh? you sound insane

>>44088685
Mina went to korea, shaved her jaw and lost weight. It's over

>>44088685
wow, you have a great memory, sir! Unfortunately I ran out of characters after including that smiley face after Sumire
besides, those examples aren't meant to be exhaustive anyway, just a few names to make a point and provide clarification

>>44088696
I wish that sweaty FFM title Yuri (sexo) did with Yuria was actually with Mina...

>>44088701
I'm trying not to think about it, sir

>>44088685
she runs like someone 2 decades her senior KEK

Is this who I think it is?

its only been 8 months since I bought my last 14tb hard drive and its already full...

>>44088659
>70
honestly........... she doesnt look bad for her age

>>44088645
I do ponder sometimes, if Pseudo-hags stopped using make-up would they not become true hags? We know that they use make-up like crazy, surely some of these pseudo-hags have wrinkles that they hide with make-up.

>>44088740
maybe they'd jump up to a Semi at most?
a makeup-less julia isn't going to be immediately at True levels of ripeness like >>44088659

Who's the girl on the left?
https://pics.dmm.co.jp/digital/video/meyd00830/meyd00830jp-5.jpg
I've seen her play the NTR'd uggo friend a bunch of times, but this is only the second one I see her getting fucked.

2020 in a nutshell

>>44085273
>if i just walk away without saying anything and make a clean break-
you did, accept it, walk away.
every moment more you stay, makes you just a little bit more of a sucker. Cut your loses.

Years ago I remember stumbling into my father's collection and seeing he was a hagchad. At the time I was disgusted because I thought hags are old and ugly but with my own ripening process I've come to see that hags are great.

>>44089103
your father was a good man, i can tell
do you remember any names from the javs you saw?

Context? Use your imagination.

>>44089103
Based
I hope I'll still like hags when I'm an older sir, complete with Tabuchi's sophistication, Toru's authority, Calm Clerk Guy's temperament and restraint, etc etc

>>44089204
i miss widernosedmeguri so much sirs

Man, Jun Kasui is like Miru's younger sister, such a pervy energetic girl. She was so innocent and adorable in her debut kek

I want her, Miru and Kano Yura to have a title together

>>44089150
He is a good man, very intelligent but down to earth and full of interesting old man stories and cynical cautionary tales. I don't remember any specifics of his collection but there was at least one true hag slampig, she would still be too ripe and big for my taste but I already like some true hags and slampigs so I'm making progress. I'll admit the one I remember most clearly was some American porn with a blonde slamhag because seeing that nearly traumatised me kek. I've tried to fap to some like that myself but I'm not ready yet.
>>44089244
Same. I think most men will become hagchads with age but hag fatigue could happen and become extended hag depression.

>>44088685
she looks tiny

>hagposters stopped caring about OPs because they know they can just invoke Real Hag Hours at any time they damn well please

>>44089700
for me its enjoiyng sax jazz while enjoying sex jav

>>44089700
Are you summoning us?

>/jav/ significantly slows done
>05:18 IST (UTC+5:30) New Delhi, Delhi, India. Saturday, 22. July 2023
makes you wonder

>>44089700
/JAV/'s power currency:
>OP picture
>Webms
>Discussions and engagement
>Memes

>>44089700
it's not a competition
hagchads just prioritise quality discussion and interaction and everything else naturally falls into place. the webmchads' efforts and contributions also cannot be overstated in elevating the overall presence and presentation of hags

personally, as an aside, i also noticed threads with a hag OP often have less hagposting than threads without kek

>>44089846
I honestly think OP picture is overrated as power currency in the current meta. I keep /jav/ on my leftmost tab at all times and basically never see it again past the first 10 posts or something and I know I'm not the only one who does this

>>44089846
>>44089861
yeah i agree, i think OP's picture is an entry level power maneuver, but i does feel good seeing your javfu in OP

Webmbros have the power to change this whole general.

>>44086816
oh no that means she can understand all the shitposts about her

good morning sirs please enjoy enjoy beautiful full japan breast this morning

>>44089892
and we'll start by paying homage to feetfagsir for his glory to shine upon us all

>>44086990
I love my autistis waifu

>>44089733
Based. Do you match music with JAV mood or are they separate, or is it always only jazz? If I listen to music when fapping, I often match the music. Some common mood match examples:
>hag: enka, jazz, traditional classical
>lolibait: pop, electronic, soft music of any genre
>moderate BDSM: metal, rock
>extreme BDSM: metal, modern classical, cursed songs of any genre
>reipu: rock, punk, metal
>facelicking and such: lewd or hypnotic songs of any genre
>romance and such: pop, nostalgic songs of any genre
These may combine but it isn't always as would be expected. As two examples, for hag BDSM my preference usually is not prog metal as may be expected but older rock or punk. For lolibait reipu, it isn't pop punk but cursed pop songs or metal. I really don't know why it's like this but the common mood matches pattern together, some in unexpected ways. I don't always listen to music when I fap, maybe only 1/4 times when fapping to JAV and 1/3 times when fapping to other porn, 1/2 times when fapping to photos or imagination but the moods match.

sirs my hard drive has filled up and i haven't been able to download jav for 2 weeks now

>>44089978
>extreme BDSM: modern classical
I dont know how I should feel

>>44090034
I think it's because a childhood incident/memory created an association between one modern classical piece and violence. That piece really has an association with violence so its sound conveys that, though at the time I didn't know and it probably was a coincidence. It's ironic how in that context it sort of was turned into a celebration of violence when its message is a condemnation of violence, then becoming linked in my mind as "torture music" or such. To be clear, not all modern classical suits the extreme BDSM fapping mood, only the dissonant or cacophonic types do.

>>44090034
Wait what
Which one is this

>>44088773
pls respond

>>44085471
how the fuck does florence pugh become a delicious brown
how did she do it

>>44090034
>>44090141
Because that short reply probably was not really an explanation, I'll continue that the association wasn't direct but a child's mind can create strong links between things that don't directly correlate. From a more mature and complete perspective it would not even have been violence or torture or anything, for me that association certainly came from missing context and lack of understanding. It even could be possible that the piece's association with condemnation of violence was the reason it was played in that context, though far more likely it was simply a coincidence. However, as a child I only saw what I saw and heard what I heard and it created that impression. That's why I match extreme BDSM with modern classical. I even match an exact type of weather and more things, it isn't only a link between extreme BDSM and listening to modern classical but also when the weather is like that, I'm more likely in the mood for fapping to extreme BDSM JAV or listening to modern classical. This type of association from childhood memories is common and the incident wasn't even something extraordinary, I just was in the wrong place at the wrong time because of curiosity making me think it was the right place at the right time kek. What do you associate with modern classical if you make some association for JAV and music?

me when i watch jav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_0i5JBw3AY&ab_channel=Enema

What the fuck is this bullshit? I went to check fanza for new releases, and they blocked off the site unless you register an account.

Sirs, I come bearing an excellent shitpost.

Fuck/marry/kill?
Minamo, Suzu, Remu

>>44089978
Sir, you are weird.
>music with JAV
The only music I need with my JAV is PLAPcore
>hag: enka
fucking kek

>>44090755
No, Fanza/DMM started blocking all filthy gaijins now, even if you have an account.

>>44089846
I wonder what new weapons will come forth after the #1000

>>44089892
It only takes one schizoid with a dream....

>>44090755
>>44090844
Will javtrailers still work or is it JAVover?

>>44090023
Large hard drives are very affordable now. You have no excuse.

>>44090765
>fuck
Minamo
>marry
Remu
>kill
Suzu
>worship
Miru

>spend 20+ hours a week downloading and sorting javs
>averaging 1tb a month
>70% of my faps are to studio exclusive girls
I know I should just follow exclusive girls and forget about freelancers but I can't stop

>>44090923
Nozomibros, her ass is getting bigger or are they focusing more on her assets than normal?

>>44090844
>want to call you out
>israel
>anything I do just takes me back to my library
Fine, fuck you DMM.

>>44090765
>Fuck
MI nori
>Marry
NA na ogura
>Kill
MO mokan

>>44091198
>>44091116
Can always count on the Miru/Minamotard to not even answer the question properly, kek. For what it's worth, I wrote their names out alphabetically but that's probably the answer I'd give to my own question...I might flip a coin to decide between Minamo/Suzu...

https://r18.dev/videos/vod/movies/list/?id=221705&type=series
they really need to do one of these with chanyota

Any recommended JAVs where the hikikomori son fucks the mom? the only one that I know of is ATID-454.

>>44091449
half of rieko hiraoka's movies honestly

>>44091146
In MIDV-415 it's looking pretty hefty but the trailer is using that KATU shot so we won't know till release.

>>44091449
pretty sure Yuri Oshikawa's done a handful too. she might not have been "your" mom but instead "the bully's mom" or "the neighbor's mom" or something. she got that MILF air about her.
>Verification not required.

>>44090765
F: Remu
M: Suzu
K: Minamo

There will be no killing around here!

>>44091449
Okay, without knowing anything else about your tastes, I'll just throw some stuff your way

淫乱義母の息子喰い 2人きりになると発情ケダモノ性交
Lewd Stepmother's Son-Devouring: Estrus Beast Intercourse When Alone Together
>MEYD-188 Nozomi Tanihara
>MEYD-237 Rin Azuma
>MEYD-271 Meguri
-- unsatisfied stepmother who makes the first move on her hikikomori stepson. if you like the setup, there are a few other entries i haven't mentioned here that you should be able to find on any site that has series navigation with the information i've provided

僕は子供部屋おじさんです。母で性欲処理をすませています
I am a Childhood Bedroom-Dwelling Uncle. Sexual Desire Management with my Mother
>SDMF-012 Rieko Hiraoka
>SDMF-017 Rieko Hiraoka
>SDMF-019 Rieko Hiraoka
-- Rieko's are part of the same continuity but there are also other entries in the series, with some involving a sister instead. deliberately unenthusiastic here and more of an acquiescent performance from Rieko since she's just letting her hikikomori son relieve himself with her.

Standalone mentions:
ROE-051 (Rieko Hiraoka)
ROE-073 (Rieko Hiraoka)
NSPS-873 (Reiko Kitagawa)
NGOD-131 (Chisato Shoda)
AQSH-053 (Kana Shiokawa)
AQSH-050 (Tomoka Takase)
some are more reluctant than others so you'll need to look into it. hopefully you find something you want to watch

>>44086816
that's pretty impressive

>>44086990
That title was boring as shit.
>Yua mailing it in
>No girl x girl action
>Tsukasa looking bored all the time
Yura Kano and Hongo were the only good parts

>>44091449
>>44092589
to add to this great list, there's also STARS-523 with Mariko Sada. She's an acquired taste

n e w
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