/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I finally stopped being lazy and set up anon twitter. Going to dump /doll/ ludes on /b/ again starting this Friday.

Has anyone bought an 85 cm doll from Mozudoll? I want to get one, but am curious about the quality and the head being soft vinyl, which sounds squishy and would prefer it to be harder.

>>44083144
They look cute enough, just be gentle since she's smol

>>44081068
>stop smelling like weird plastic
For dolls I'd recommend shampooing and conditioning the wig, even washing the whole body regularly with some nice-smelling soap. The shampooing works wonders on its own, however.

anyone tried those milk bottle onaholes? how are they in terms of texture inside?

>>44082913
That looks incredible

>>44083144
I like the sound of that size, where would I get one with out importing it?

>>44083144
I got a Six Houses one, she's basically a seamless Dollfie in style, though her head is harder than current-gen dollfies.

Who makes the smallest and most petite anime-style dolls?

>>44085122
bro you can just ask for loli dolls here, it's ok, we won't judge

>>44085221
I wanted to specify anime-style because Im not looking for something "realistic" like a catdoll.

>>44085122
Aotume, Irokebijin, and Guava. That's the extent of all the anime manufacturers I even know but it's only like 10 unique heads and bodies total.

>>44085271
Ive looked at Aotume and Irokbijin and they look nice. Not too many options for small breasts/flat chests though. ill look into Guava

Are there any dolls I can get for $300? Idc if its cheap as long as it has a hole

>>44083144
I have the Paimon one, but I dunno, her head is definitely not hollow pvc, it seems to just be silicone

>>44085406
you can get a decent torso or a hip

>>44086340
Torsos and hips are too creepy to me

>>44085271
While they are the same basic scupt, Guava does custom faceups. And this picture isn't a good example but they also do 3D mouths however you want.

>>44085406
hanidoll or used local is probably your only options at that pricepoint

Quick question: Who makes the best transparent onahole?

>>44086834
Nothing from Hanidoll really caught my eye, I think Ill have to budget more

>>44086834
I think H3461 might be my best option, more expensive but still relatively cheap

>>44087198
Yea $300 is really not much at all for a doll. Maybe shop around for 90-140cm dolls instock. those will be well under 1k but over 300

>>44087274
Hmm how about a loli hip then?

so i have an unironic 10 inch dick, will any onahole actually fit me?
looking at all the ones i've seen the whole unit is quite a lot smaller than my penis

>>44088024
more hips than ona's but I recommend these to everyone, they're both extremely fun
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/torso/scaled-replicas/extreme-pleasure-hip-third-generation
this is quite large and extremely elastic but soft material, i can literally fit an entire magic wand inside either hole
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/torso/scaled-replicas/puni-ana-dx-kiwami
the vaginal canal is probably a bit small for you but the anal one has plenty of room. the texture on both is pretty fantastic too.
i have some jumbo 8.5"x1.5" bullet vibes I can use to post examples later for reference if you want

>>44088024
there's been a $10k bounty on a 10in dick and no ones cashed in ever, even 9" proofs have been dubious. Largest dicks in porn are thick 8.5s that look 12 cause the girls are small and they exagerate. you dont have to lie on a 4chan weeaboo masturbation general.

>>44088024
I'm 11' and your mom fits just fine

I live in bongland. What threshold of doll size would get my door kicked in?

>>44083573
>conditioning the wig
wut
I get the shampoo part because it smells nice but conditioning?

>>44088282
Not him, and I wouldnt suggest conditioner, but the idea is to make the wig soft.
If you want the really good method here's what you do. First detangle with a wide tooth come, then wash it in cold water with as mild a detergent as you can find. After that soak it overnight in cold water and fabric softener mixture. When you finish that step gently press dry it with a towel and put it on a wig stand to drip dry. DO NOT comb, brush, or blow dry it until it's dried since you'll damage it, and when you do hit it with a blow dryer don't use any of the heat settings, just hit it with air.
Wig hair is plastic so you have to treat it differently than human hair, check out some cosplay tips for wig upkeep since those bitches know all about it.

>>44082913
I may not be able to do this starting today. If someone else wants to I can hop in later or I'll try next week.

>>44088022
la Abuela goblina sexo

>>44089465
lol wrong picture

>>44088226
Email Siliconelovers and ask them, since they're based in the UK. I believe it's below 140cm.

>>44089954
>will get arrested for having a 90cm cunny
Why live

>>44083263
Soft vinyl is much harder than most silcone heads. It’s like the stuff toys are made from but thicker.

>>44086194
How is she? That doll is achingly cute. Is the make up durable?

>>44085406
You can find off brand minis for that price.

I got this for 120 in the states from a website but it gave birth to a metal nut after the first night and the channel goes into the metal skeleton.

>>44088226
>>44089954
I thought it was 150cm, plus facial features, body shape and how the customs nazi feels on the day. It's easier to smuggle drugs into the country than a doll that looks under 40 years old.

who /cuddling with wiafu/ here?

Any narrow hips?

>>44090599
silicone lovers is legit for UK talk to them before you talk to anyone

>>44090586
>off brand minis
What brands?

>>44090599
>>44090715
The fact that the country I live in has potentially crushed my future plans of getting the perfect doll hurts
I'm still unsure on the details of everything I want on her, but it sucks that a hurdle like this exists

>>44090767
Dolls are great for an active imagination and a petite doll can be very petite, slim, small chested, and have a smooth bald pussy.

I like to fondle my doll's boobs through her clothes (weird fetish of mine, I know) but I don't like how they don't feel very soft through the bra. Are there really soft bras that are nice to touch?

>>44090941
This isn't a weird fetish at all. It feels much better with no bra, do you need to have the bra on?

>>44090941
Bras do that to real boobs too.
I believe there are very soft bras. Don’t know how to search for them. Look for 4way stretch, knit fabric,

are hentai tentacles real?

>>44090941
Satin is pretty satisfying to fondle over imo

>>44090941
literally no other male wants to fondle boobs through clothes anon seek help
>also yeah look at soft cloth bras, bralettes, sports bras, beachwear, faux fur, lingerie, seamless, underbras, and on and on

I just bought a new onahole from toydemon, and after using it I noticed there was an air bubble in the material that wasn't there before
I squeezed it a bit and found there's a hole in the top that the bubble came from, there's still a layer over part of it and trying to squeeze the bubble out just makes another on the surface
What should I do? Is this eligible for a refund or replacement or something?

https://onahodouga.com/archives/55722676.html
So this just arrived... I can't fit half of my dick in it, and the half that fits is crushed. No amount of lube helped, it's like 10 times more intense than any other hard ona I have.
Guess I'll get a hammer and see if breaking the skeleton helps.

so I finally have an ona that feels extremely close to a real pussy (venus real soft)
now I need one that feels like an asshole. Any suggestions? I want something that feels like a stimulated asshole obviously, nothing super tight that breaks my dick

>>44092566
Careful who knows if that plastic won’t crack with a sharp edge.

>>44092566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdSdgYiyBkE&ab_channel=AceMegalodon

>>44090586
source?

Went to my local onahole store today and found pic related: The Active GAL's 2 heavenly holes by Yuira
The concept looked pretty interesting but I couldn't find much reviews on it as it seems to be a recent model. Anyone tested it?

I dont usually post here, but i swear on my balls the ereshkigal cherry milks me nightly.

Anyone still have the link to that absolutely MASSIVE hip/ass masturbator? It cost maybe $1000 and I need to show it to someone.

Anons, is this how it'd feel to fuck a sexy bird?
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005005413647326.html

>>44096156
no, it'll feel like a happy ending after getting abducted

>>44095798
no idea what you're talking about
largest I know are the tantaly ones, but they top up around 50lbs(for hip only) for under $700

Whats a smaller and easier to clean onahole? I really like the Lilith Uterus, but it takes up a decent amount of space and takes a bit to clean imo.

Looking for something smaller and maybe open ended? Maybe something like this, but I didn't see any recommendations in the pastebin.

>>44096934
Or something like this without the vibrations? Not sure if there are considered Onaholes or if I can find these more portable models with some specific kind of search.

>>44096934
I have the toys heart lovely a cation it’s about 4 inches long and closed ended. For being so small the suction is really nice. I use it by holding the back of the hole to prevent my monkey brain from fucking it till it breaks. It can be a little messy in use because there isn’t a lot of room to hold excess lube so it leaves a lot of lube on your body. and lube tends to dry up because it’s not safely in an ona hole.

>>44096934
I know Tenga has a line of toys meant to be turned inside out for cleaning.

is this okay to use? I'm serious

Anyone have experience with this?

Looks ok but i don't want to drop that much dough without any info.

I heard good thing about puni ana but they don't visually appeal to me.

>>44093737
Note. A doll that has a cavity that goes to the metal frame is worthless. It will grow mold and bacteria and rust because it’s impossible to dry.

That said I ordered her from my mini sex doll dot com. The purchasing experience was weird, they called me on the phone and wanted me to use a service other than the one the site offered. While I hate PayPal I hate some random service I’m not expecting to use even more.

When she gave birth to a metal nut they denied anything was wrong. Only after a long discussion did they refund only half of the purchase price. They will send the goods but the goods may be defective and they will be deceptive about it.

This same off brand dolls are offered for more money on Amazon only they have better protection for the customer. (Linked model is flat chested)

https://www.amazon.com/Dalinch-Flexible-Seamless-Miniature-Collectible/dp/B0C6JWJLZD/ref=pd_aw_ci_mcx_mh_mcx_views_0?pd_rd_w=KMIKu&content-id=amzn1.sym.fd1bcf73-0bd1-4593-9619-21db50d4d761%3Aamzn1.symc.2b06b7e8-a86c-4e6e-b02c-90d58278f4f1&pf_rd_p=fd1bcf73-0bd1-4593-9619-21db50d4d761&pf_rd_r=QVSC512JFYD0S2WKBH47&pd_rd_wg=I7sPT&pd_rd_r=2df0f75a-0b4a-4f51-99db-37f07d9cae01&pd_rd_i=B0C6JWJLZD&th=1&psc=1

>>44097852
Absolutely not. Water based lubes only for toys. Silicon lube should be the kind made for humans to have sex with not mechanical lubes. food safe doesn’t mean it’s safe for absorbing through skin or protecting soft tissue.

>>44094912
>ereshkigal cherry
damn looks fun, i might have to get one

>>44092566
looks like a smaller/tighter version of the kiwami dx
I definitely want to try this

I lowkey have a worry that in the event I actually hit it off with a girl and tell them it's my first time, they'll wonder why I'm so comfortable and confident for my first time, then they'll either think I'm lying or I'd end up revealing my sex doll habit

>>44098546
Lel good luck cumming into a real vagina after pounding the tight holes of your dolls.

>>44098692
Is this a take on how plastic vaginas are more stimulating, or how I've set in stone my virginity forever? Or both?

>>44098810
About the stimulating part, if you are able to buy some dolls your virginity is only 100 buck away from you.

I made the huge mistake of ordering a doll before jacking off, now I'm thinking I should cancel before it gets shipped. I really want it but budget will be tighter than the worst dickbully money can buy.

/blog

>>44098919
which doll?

>>44098986
Piper Ariel 100cm Silicone. Been wanting a smaller one as my 150cm Akira is very unwieldy

Maintaining a wig is too much of a hassle. I'm gonna give my doll this aesthetic

>>44098997
i'm not a fan of the 100cm, what is the problem with your 150cm?

>>44099175
It's just heavy and annoying to move around really. I think Piper and Irokebijin do that size the best, most others look like actual midgets

I just noticed I broke my mini-torso's back. Never pound too hard or do it very carefully.

I tend to like petite women over tall women, but in the case of sex dolls, I actually prefer taller. Even my current 5'3" is too short for me.

If it's below 150cm, it feels like I'm fucking a doll more than an actual woman. When it gets up to the 5'7" range, cuddling it in bed is something else. Barely feels like a doll when it's that big. It's something I'm willing to work out for.

>>44099182
30kg isn't heavy, you need to bulk up a little, or take a ta-yu my 148 is like 21kg.

>>44099306
His Doll is half again as heavy as yours.
Now imagine the poor leverage compounding that weight.

Anyone know of a doll like this drawing? One with a bizarre geometric bimbo look?

>>44098997
If I were you and cancelling was an option I would. I'd save up and wait until a 130cm silicone I wanted came out. Go look at the tech on the new Eirian. It's a leap. I've had 100cm, 130cm, and 150cm. 130cm is perfect for a mini.

>>44099585
130cmhttps://files.catbox.moe/26l6py.mp4Right now that's Aika, Phoebe, and Eirian. I'm going to sit and wait for a bit to see what else he does. Also waiting for a big sale.

shit no spoiler whoops see you guys in a week please forgive janny I just trying to be helpful

>>44089465
Her names Yaddle and she's canon.

>>44098546
My man, you will NOT be comfortable and confident just because you've fucked a piece of plastic a couple of times. I speak from experience.

>>44092119
please respond

>>44091495
>literally no other male wants to fondle boobs through clothes
That's literally my fetish

>>44099866
Nta but I do think cumming in a doll that drives you wild is good for the subconscious vibes/pheromones that you give off

>>44100011
Anon was being facetious. Men love fondling boobs, through clothes or not. Acting like something as basic as that is somehow a "fetish" is ridiculous.

What are some good review sites I can read through before a purchase?

>>44100266
onahodouga.com

>>44100017
lmao, I envy your detachment from reality

>>44099866
yea its very very different. fucking a glorified mannequin vs a real person is like a driving sim vs actually driving on a track.

>>44099651
Remove the word Right after the .mp4 web address to watch the video.

>>44099434
irokbenjin might be the closest to what you look, also 30 kg Isn't heavy and he need to gain muscularly mass for his well being at this point

>>44101224
>need to gain muscularly mass for his well being at this point

this is huge, being 100% sedentary is so bad for you, even just twice a week bodyweight shit in your room is enough to keep your muscles in a good spot. I'm 130lb twink and i had no real issue with a 50kg doll. only hard part was transitioning from missionary to doggy. getting it to my 3rd floor apartment was a struggle though lol, but im sure i'm smaller than most in this general anyway so no excuse. A 30kg doll should be a breeze.

>>44101224
>>44101317
You're not wrong, but if I may cope a bit, I have some minor medical issues that doctors go "I dunno" at which make a lot of stuff hard to do.
Either way, the big doll is too big, that's all.

>>44098546
>tell them it's my first time
Don't tell these whores you are a virgin dude! Women needs social prove to like a guy. If you tell her you are a virgin, in their retard brain they'll think: " If no girl has touched this guy in 45 years, there is definitely something wrong with him, he must be a fucking loser. I don't want to date a virgin loser"

What's the difference between a Venus Real and a Venus Clone?

>>44100760
I wanna accidentally spill a drink on her chest and apologize by licking it clean, so bad.

>>44103015
some girls love being virgin slayers, you gotta play it by ear.

>>44098235
>ereshkigal cherry
Owned for about a year now, no regret except the fact that I bought it RIGHT before motsutoys opened a US store, so I paid out the ass for a proxy ship.
I find myself saving up a week's worth just to use it, and i destroy my balls in multi-round sessions.
I just drop it in the shower and use my shower head's hose + a bidet adapter + some soap. It hasn't turned nasty so I think I'm doing something right.

>>44105049
Then buy the sexdoll and enjoy your fetish.

I'm biting the bullet and finally going to buy an onhahole. Can anyone recommend a toy that can handle a 5.5-6inch girth. I've been looking around and most of what i see is between 4-5inch.

whats the first character you'd have your doll cosplay as

is this still the softest feeling oppaiho?

>>44106503
why did they give a little girl big lips and full make up in SA2

>>44106378
Oh. Oh wow. I uh...where did you find this? I need to know for...reasons.

>>44107827
>why did they give a little girl big lips and full make up in SA2

why did they give a little girl wet lips and full make up in beauty pageants?

>>44107905
The brand is called Inherit Dolls, available from Kanadoll.

https://www.kanadoll.com/sale/inherit-doll/

>>44107395
never heard of it, how does it compare to hot powers? also pretty sure that one western company oppai that look like hambeast titties are technically the softest

Do you celebrate your dolls birthday?

>>44108587
That's such a cute idea.
I celebrate the character the doll represents birthday.

>>44108312
Crownpeaks?

>>44107927
Is Elsa Babes Liru doll done yet?

>>44108587
There is no way thats a doll. And if it is please tell me where. Thats life like

>>44109218
photoshop

>>44109218
>what is faceapp
You can tell because it has that totally uncanny unlifelike smile.

>>44106503
I swear I'd have to yell "chaos control" as I nut in her if I dressed her up as Maria

How does mizuwali make so many new sculpts? Do people just send him stuff?

>>44109939
He's a sculptor with a full time sculpting gig.

you guys have that one hole that feels heavenly but impossible to clean?

>>44113520
Who is jacking off an elephant?

>>44109939
You can only use a mold so many times. It costs the same to spin a new mold than recreate one. They retired a bunch of head molds recently so bodies may be due.

>>44095798
The only one that comes to mind is the Climaxdoll R3

https://www.climax-doll.com/products/clmclimaxdoll-r3-gold-big-butt74cm-width-super-fat-big-butt?VariantsId=16030

>>44114690

>>44097981
just look up "tantaly review" on youtube, they have been spending mad cash on publicity reviews for them torsos aiming to normalize them, and you can find good reviews from small to big torsos

>>44108587
what is the doll on the right?

>>44114690
lmao

>>44092119
maybe you should stop squeezing and making new bubbles

Yall get attached to your dolls?

>>44117071
i am a little worried that one day when im in my 60s or 70s think back about a model doll that got worn out and no longer in production if thats what you mean

>>44107927
because sonic is really short and an adult human would be jarring

>>44113570
The onaholes they use on elephants are 60 lbs.

I'm serious. I know. Look at the archive.

>>44117071
I've imprinted some weird paternal feelings on my little elf and have some kind of bond with my second doll after pumping I don't know how many loads into her and then just cuddling her with her legs wrapped around me while my dick is still in her. I don't have any sort of bond with my third doll though and if I need to start downsizing she's going to be the first to go.

Any issues with a doll in a truck camper from the US through BC and Yukon to Fairbanks, AK? Never crossed the border with my doll but I am wondering if some things aren't legal up there it may not make much difference since my final destination is back in the US.

>>44109024
In my dreams.

>>44117473
Also mine. Since 06.

>>44095798
This?
https://www.secretlovetoyz.com/25-inch-fantasia-dream/
I warn you, this is a BITCH to clean.

>>44117612
Absolutely morbid and disgusting. Just get a doll. Stop fucking dismembered torsos and hips or quadriplegic shit you necrophile creeps. Fuck... I'd rather fuck a child instead get into the sick morbid things you guys post.

>>44117376
Local laws apply to anything you take into the country and border guards can search whoever they want so it depends on your doll and if you don't mind potential embarrassment. I would say if it's a loli doll then don't risk it but if it's not a loli then go ahead and roll the dice.

>>44117800
So worst case, they will say you can't transport that through the country and you won't be allowed to enter with it. She looks maybe 13 with feral/animal features.

Hmm... OK. Got some thinking and planning. Might just have her wrapped up in a long battery compartment inconvenient to rip out.

I assume there is no issues coming back in to Alaska. Thanks,

>>44117844
I would check this out to get an idea of what to expect and what you'll need crossing into Canada.
https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/menu-eng.html
Crossing back into the US as a citizen is fairly smooth, the main thing is just be polite, don't bullshit the border guards, and dont try to hide anything.

hey anons
does anyone know whatever happened to orient industry?
seems like it was supposed to be the next big thing, then it poofed out of existence

>>44114188
>>44109993
Cool. I wonder if I can send him over something and see if he likes it. Maybe even avoid having to pay for a custom mold.

>>44118449
They still exist,
They are just out competed by Made in China, whos cheaper and looks better.
They failed to innovate and justify why they cost ~10,000 USD.

>>44118449
looks like the realdoll of japan, only supported by boomers with too much money and no taste, and bound to die when their audience does

Anyone get to try this one? Is it legit and good?
https://www.hanidoll.com/products/h2711

>>44116963
what do you think happens when you're vigorously thrusting into the thing, you retard

>>44117071
I talk to her, cuddle with her, tuck her in every night, never leave her alone for long without telling her when I'll be back, have a whole wardrobe of different clothes including for different seasons and temperatures, my parents know about her and buy her things every so often, use her to tease me every so often with jokes about how, say when we're out, I must be eager to get back to her and stuff like that.
Keep in mind she's a fabric Happy Doll (so anime) and was originally based on a character although she's pretty much her own at this point. I also don't have sex with her. After I got her I just felt overwhelmingly that she's like a little sister not girlfriend/wife. The latter is the plan for the next doll I get.

>>44119620
Aibei is an established brand with a lot of budget options and Hanidoll is a legit vendor, there's a few user reviews with pictures so it looks like what you see is what you'll get.

>>44120035
>Parents know and are supportive
Good on you I guess

yandere Doll will kill you if you look at other dolls senpai.

>>44118449
They don’t care about marketing to outside nations. I think they make berry coco, one of my favorite faces on a doll.

Dang fabric dolls have come a long way.

>>44120102
Shit, what company is that on the right?

>>44120141
NTA but it's a 135cm Happy Doll.

>>44120153
>135cm Happy Doll
whos a reliable us vendor?

>>44100017
this is why virgins shouldn't write porn/erotica

>>44120165
It’s a happy doll that has been modified by an artist. I forget their twitter handle tat the moment as it changed a few times.

>>44081867
I lift so I can carry my doll like this.

>>44120165
I bought mine from MRD.
https://www.myrobotdoll.com/collections/fabric-love-dolls?_=pf&pf_t_top_brands=Happy%20Doll&pf_t_material=Full%20Fabric
>>44120185
That doll is a standard Happy Doll except for the eyebrows and mouth actually being detachable pieces that affix to magnets added in the head, so that you can change the doll's facial expression. @DollCollectionY offers that and as of recently MRD does as well although they don't give you a big pack of stickers to use like the former.

>>44120141
@DollCollectionY Is their current twitter handle.

>>44120280
Oh damn I thought that those were specialized dolls! Glad to know you can just buy them from a website.

>>44098692
Literally have zero issues fucking my wife and we fuck about every other day.
Sex orgasms and onahole orgasms are 2 entirely different beasts.

>>44106475
My personal fav after being through a bunch of onaholes has consistently been a Tenga Fliphole white and a little over 6 inches and its been super comfortable

>>44108587
I would do this specifically to fuck with my wife. I already place it around dark corners when i'm away from home for more than a day.

I have ordered a doll to use as a photography subject and won't be using it for intended purposes. However, I'm concerned about the TPE material, especially with how I have read that this material does not last long. How long does TPE last (can it be extended beyond 2-5 years) and what exactly happens when it gets old/poorly maintained? It might last a bit longer since it's not being used as an onahole, but I worry about needing to build a body for it if the TPE deteriorates.

>>44120338
Regularly sponge bath and repowder, cover when not in use, and re apply oil however often you feel necessary. Should easily last 10 years.

>>44120338
If money isn't an issue I'd just go with Silicone if you're not gonna use it for sex, with articulated fingers too. TPE can last a long time if you are not using it. But if your going to be changing its pose a bunch for pictures, you'll probably break it's wire fingers after maybe 2 years with good care and cleaning/no sex. Kneed and elbows can also tear easy if your reckless, so just be careful. Makeup will fade too, but that can be worked around.

>>44120338
Yeah a silicone doll is much better for photography.
TPE will stain if it comes in contact with any fabrics that can leach dye.
Silicone is also far easier to maintain and you can actually use silicone paint to do permanent make up.

If a full size silicone doll is too expensive look into 1/6 or larger seamless dolls for high end collectors. There are cheap ones to get started with.

>>44120280
How do the tits feel?

>>44120090
It looks too much like a Kig mask.

>>44120213
Like in Baki when Biscuit Oliva carries Maria?

>>44120477
So if you get 126cm or 135cm the doll can only have A or B sized cotton filled breasts. I'm curious as to how these feel but I don't have one, so.
The bigger dolls, 140 to 168cm, can have silicone boobs, this is the case for mine. They feel good, if you've felt the boobs on a good oppai mousepad, it's like that but scaled up to real breast size obviously. They're covered by the spandex-based fabric that is the doll's skin obviously so that's the surface not silicone. At the top of the breast where they "grow out" from the chest you can feel where they're glued on to the foam body, that's a little weird. They have a very nice shape. Gives a great "I am grasping a boob" feeling.

>>44098692
shoo shoo deathgrip demon. fix your body

You do take your doll and pet gator out for walks outside on your land right?

https://litter.catbox.moe/0gqdy8.jpg

>>44120280
Do the heads link up with normal TPE bodys?

>>44125626
Yes. Anything that uses the M16 connector will be compatible.

This is a long shot but anyone got anything from Dimu Doll or in particular their 165/166cm body? I really like the sculpt for the price, I've been checking various websites that carry it and even in bad photoshoots it looks... natural? I don't really know how to phrase it but the proportions look really good, even if the tits are sometimes a bit off.

Opinions on the brand from elsewhere also welcome, I'm probably going to get it sooner or later. Hanidoll also sells it or knock-offs as "Misse".

>>44125596
she needs some clothes

>>44125845
I thought that pic was a JY doll I haven't looked into dimu that much because I thought it was a small doll manufacturer. if you like the shape of that doll do some lookin at JY its a cheaper silicone brand with some nicer heads imo

Looking to buy something new.
In the past I've had 'My Erotic Maid Servant' which I did kinda liked. I also had something called 'Femme fatale Clever', didn't really like. Felt like a huge downgrade compared to the first.
Anything else like the first one or better, or should I just re-buy that?

Thoughts on using feminine wash instead of hand soap to clean onas? My ona smells like roses right now. If feminine wash can make the smelliest vag breathable maybe it's also good on onas?

>>44126192
Check back in a month. Maybe it works maybe it doesn’t.

I don’t really trust any product made to clean shameful body parts though. Water does a fine job so long as there is no underlying condition.

trapped my saggy balls between my dolls legs while trying to prone bone it
came too quick

>>44125891
Well that's no fun...

Has Elsa Babe made any new anthro/animal/alien girls lately?

>>44126376
bro at this rate they seem to be specializing in meme heads and I love it
I wish they still sold the "Snow" doll head

has anyone tried carnivorous mermaid from the op? i'm considering that one or these two
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/seven-teen-reality-onahole
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/kichi-kichi-virgin-onahole
i'm leaning a little towards kichi for the weight. i had something that was 1.77lbs, so it being 4.75lbs makes me extremely curious

>>44126538
looks like the details are incorrect, its 480g not 4.75lbs

>>44126538
>carnivorous mermaid
I have one, the stimulation is good but the tunnel is kind of short for me and it will launch itself off my dick if I don't hold on to it the entire time. For reference I'm about 6.1 inches long and for girth I pass the toilet paper roll test but haven't taken a real measurement.

Which onahole gives the best loli-esque experience? Is it still the lolinco virgo?

>>44126721
I have lolinco virgo premium soft and at least this version is SHIT, avoid

>>44126761
Ok, thanks for letting me know. I really want something so tight it destroys my dick

>>44126721
If you are sexually interested in children and you want to best recreate that feeling of having intercourse with a preteen girl, you will be happy to know that many holes are designed to be even tighter than a young child. The Virgo has long been the standard bearer but in actuality the amount if stimulation you are getting from 90% of onaholes is beyond what you would get having sex with a prepubescent child. An actual kids vaginal canal isn't nearly as physically stimulating as most onaholes so to directly answer your question, any cheap Tamatoys value hole in my experience has actually been the closest experience to a real kid with my dick.

>>44126721
>>44126761
I agree with this anon. Worst ona I bought.
If you want tight try this one
http://www.toysheart.com/product/hotmilfmom_SAYO.php
First time I tried this I think it stopped the blood circulation from my dick. It's durable for its price too. I would definitely buy another one.

>>44126923
>First time I tried this I think it stopped the blood circulation from my dick.
See I have a super small and thin dick so regular "tight" onaholes arent tight for me, I need something like that which is too tight for most men

>>44126812
anon, i.............what...........

>>44126955
I was just trying to answer the question truthfully.

>>44126937
Toddler style.

>>44127136
oh no you don't

>>44127182
That's basically what he needs.

>>44127182
Don't be a prude. We are all perverts here. Old/young/black/white/blue/alien everything is fine to stick your dick in. You shouldn't judge other peoples kinks/fetishes.

>>44126376
This is the latest anthro head, a 150/165cm head that's supposed to be a bandicoot I think.
I kind of hope they make a sonic girl head for the 102/90cm bodies, and knowing my luck they'll do that right after I order my Iroke.

>>44127313
>I kind of hope they make a sonic girl head for the 102/90cm bodies
You are a genius sir.

this is what happens to dollfags
https://youtu.be/PQIp4TEz-M4

>>44127359
>blowup

>>44127313
Yeah, I saw that one. Not too interesting.

>>44127359
I'd rather be a dollfag than fuck dismembered hips and other gross shit.

>>44127313
Imagine this doll colored to match crystal the fox

>>44120280
I think the only thing stopping me from an anime doll would be the lack of smoochable lips.
I don't care about blowie joeys but kissing is nice

>>44127469
tsugu sex

I may just go for it and get the doggie girl and a catgirl head too then whatever head they have for the body that comes up.

>>>/trash/

Are cheap hips any good? Are hips good in general or just is it better to just shove a sleeve between two pillows

>>44128105
hips leads to torsos which leads to dolls and that's because they all feel fucking great

>>44120280
>custom faces
Do you think it would work for old school anime?
Fujiko Mine is a shit woman but a VERY old waifu of mine

>>44128044

>>44128105
Hips are great. I prefer them to torsos and dolls, personally. The large ones (>7kg) are big enough to trick your lizard brain into thinking you're having sex with something instead of just jerking off, but not large or heavy enough to be unportable or unstorable in a normal room.

Do you guys think it'd be safe for me to order this in Canada? The design doesn't look too much like a loli, does it?

>>44129419
Can't you request the seller to remove the box cover?

>>44129462
I don't know. In the checkout there's a "comments" section. Do you think if I specified that they'd remove it from the box?

>>44129539
What store are you buying it from? Maybe anons know if it provides this service.

>>44129546
otonajp.com

>>44129419
Buy from a domestic source. Don’t risk it.

>>44129419
No. Yes. Your dick has taken over. Tell it to fuck off. You would be better smuggling this unwrapped out of a postal store in the US. Which is exactly what I would do before I fucked with a customs agency.

>>44128712
>fujiko
Kino tastes

>>44129419

>>44128105
hips are a lot better than trying to jerry rig an onahole for hands free fucking
but maybe it's because I'm a big guy but even with a 5.7kg hip it moved around a bit too much for me so now that I have a 12kg torso it's all I use
so I recommend a torso, the cheap hanidoll ones are fine

Does anyone here use jlube? If so, what proportions do you use to mix it up? I have some I bought for insertable toys but I feel like it usually ends up too sticky and would make cleaning my penetrable toys way too annoying.
But I need different lube because my new torso is too tight and squeezes out all the regular lube I've been using.

>>44129564
Most success comes from toydemon, since they actually speak English and won't confuse your request. I'd say the extra shipping cost is worth the safety.
If you must use a JP/CN company then include a Google Translate version of your comment, in fact I think you'd be better off emailing the order to them and explaining the situation.
As the other anon said though, the safest bet is Hole of Thrones/Dundas Holes on Amazon.ca, since the item is already in Canada. https://www.amazon.ca/s?me=ASOCSEE40I1ER&marketplaceID=A2EUQ1WTGCTBG2

So the bootleg chinese onaholes on amazon will probably give you dick cancer, right?

>>44131872
99% of people will. The rest will get super powers

>>44132151
pretty good rates, all told

are onaholes better than western shit because japanese men are perverts? or is it just the appeal of anime that attracts buyers?

>>44133138
It's more like western stuff has more focus on exterior aesthetics than the feeling of use.

>>44133138
Japanese male sex toy market is far more competitive.

>>44133138
I've tried 4 of the recommended ona's and my fleshlight turbo is still the best. I'm uncut and dont deathgrip myself so i don't like the dickripper 9000 textures of ona's. I'm also on the longer side and onas dont really accomodate that unless you step up to a minitorso but then you can't one-hand it comfortably. If you are small-average and/or have a numb dick then 100% go for an onas, otherwise i recommend the fleshlight

Ate the price of 2-day shipping compared to free 5-10 day. I want to cum NOW. Granted, it was only an additional $18

Cant wait for the day crownpeaks technology is made durable and cheap enough for doll use.

Torn between minis
>2ft mini doll on amazon
>very easy to hide and can easily get clothing from the /bjd/ bros
>pic related
Or
>108 40lb+ messi doll
>HUGE tits for her size (80cm) and a decent ass
>will feel more like actual sex, albeit with a shortstack
>finding clothing for her will be akward but possible

>>44129630
>You would be better smuggling this unwrapped out of a postal store in the US.
Do you think this is a feasible option? I live relatively close to the US border, so do you think it'd be possible for me to ship this to a post office near the border and bring it back like that? I've never shipped anything to an American postal store, so I don't know if that's even possible to do as a Canadian citizen.

I really like dolls that look like one of the kids you could pick up off the street walking past to go to the school on the corner.

Do you keep up with kids fashion trends and keep your doll updated? I once bought a historic pair of reebok pumps for my doll because I always wanted one as a kid.

>furfag posting followed by talking about fucking kids
The ESL went back to his old posting habits.
>>44134620
A lot of it depends on who you are buying from and what shipping company they use. For example if they use fedex you can choose almost any walgreens store as your shipping destination and when it arrives you can just walk in, tell them you have a package you're picking up, and show them your ID to collect it. The store clerk might be curious as to why you're picking stuff up there with a Canadian ID but you can just tell them doing it that way was cheaper than international shipping and most people will accept it.

im turning 25 this year and my sex drive has decreased significantly, i wonder if it's ED. My onaholes feel wasted just sitting there. I don't want to take drugs, but maybe I should. Time passes fast huh, if only I was a horny teen again.

is the Tenga FLIP ZERO TFZ-102 good?
what other ones should i look for if i wanted to go for something automated

also any hole recommendations for vice grips like the cyclist girl from toys heart

>>44134449
Link to the doll pictured?

>>44134881
buyer beware, these amazon sellers are kinda susus amongus and I haven't rolled the dice yet
https://www.amazon.com/Yoshele-Silicone-Figures-Flexible-Collection/dp/B0CB5D4CW1/ref=rvi_sccl_1/142-1367757-9077001?pd_rd_w=fRr4C&content-id=amzn1.sym.f5690a4d-f2bb-45d9-9d1b-736fee412437&pf_rd_p=f5690a4d-f2bb-45d9-9d1b-736fee412437&pf_rd_r=16AGR137J6DMVMHPM3VZ&pd_rd_wg=UbphH&pd_rd_r=0701df85-0811-4541-9fe3-a696c1c1f1eb&pd_rd_i=B0CB5D4CW1&psc=1

>>44134782
Classic case of low T. Do something about that first.

>>44134951
like cardio? supplements?

>>44134782
lose weight fatty

>>44117612
>$900
lol

>>44134974
h-how do you know

Can I get suggestions for the best auto-masturbator? Something I don’t have to stroke myself necessarily

>>44135052
Do you have any younger family members?

>>44135063
Dark

>>44134898
Yeah that seller uses photos of a doll house shiori in one of their listings but they are clearly not a doll house vendor.

Allways look for store reviews on Amazon for weird stuff like this.

>>44120102

>berry coco

Wanted this a few years ago, but decided against it.

>>44126433
Why are they not selling it anymore?

>>44133872
Heard on a certain forum that the crownpeaks are fragile as fuck.

>>44133872
https://www.sortporn.com/videos/62537/chichifueta-vs-crownpeaks/

>>44135063
Maybe neighbors?

>>44135377
Take a drive to a little midwest community center.

>>44135006
obesity lowers T anon, first step to good T is good diet and exercising. It's kind of incredible how many problems that people attribute to age is just them being sedentary and obese. Nothing more cringe than someone <40 complaining about their body getting old. actual medical issues aside obviously.

>>44135785
Well that's good. That means I have less chance of getting prostate cancer and a bunch of other stuff.

>>44135785
I'm american, i dont exercise

>>44135932
Obsessed europeon

>>44135932
American's exercise the most, it's just that our goyslop is just too good

>>44136004
you sure about that? you guys don't have walkable cities

>>44136012
Walking is anti-american. Even people in dense citys with stuff in walking distance will take an uber/public transit if it means not walking 15mins.

t. city dweller for most of my life

>>>>onahole general

>>44136030
when i was younger working my shitty retail job near my apartment, i would unironically drive 2mins to avoid walking 7~mins, i did this for 2 years.

Just wanted to double check something - if I order some holes from Amazon JP, and live in Canada, will I have issues if all the box arts are clearly adult women?

>>44136012
decent point, americans have the highest rate of deliberate exercise, but that's not counting just daily physical activity in general

>>44136106
You are probably better off using the Canada Amazon sellers already linked in this thread. Shipping from Japan is stupid expensive.

>>44136239
The shipping costs are fine by me, the seller posted just doesn't have anything I want. Just doublechecking that I'm fine as long as the boxes aren't loli shit. Been gone for quite a while.
I miss en-nls, and from checking the archives, Hotpowers doesn't ship internationally anymore either?

>>44136068
A 7 minute walk could make you sweaty in the wrong weather.

Americans dread natural human bodies as we have been programmed by advertising to think all our natural functions are shameful things that require purchasing goods to remedy.

>>44136262
How much do you want to rely on a maple’s judgement about what cartoons are old enough to fuck?

>>44136264
I have this schizo theory that some poeple cant discern physical pain and the feeling of physical exertion. like feeling the heartrate go up and the breaths get harder trigger a panic response

>>44136375
it goes both ways honestly, I remember as a kid when I would sprint literally as hard as possible down the block, the feeling afterward is something I would describe now as a euphoric dizziness.

>>44136541
chad runners high vs virgin brisk walk panicker

>>44136541
Must be nice. I'm just out of breath and on the verge of passing out from exertion.
>inb4 you're just fat
Did weightlifting, swimming, running, and football. Played instruments for more lung capacity. None of it helped. Fuck exercise.

>>44136647
Funny thing is hard sprints aren't really a stamina builder either, and now I'm having trouble enjoying that new 7kg oppai loli torso I just got. fuck life

>>44136375

You’re not as crazy as you think.

If you have been sedentary then physical exercise will hurt no matter who you are.

Once you get past that it can start feeling good as your body rewards you with chemicals some of those are natural pain killers or dope.

However some people don’t have the typical chemical reward system functioning. This problem manifests as many different disorders.

But holy shit I recently got adderall pilled and the difference is incredible. Just Before I got a prescription for adderall I had to go back to intense physical labor and it was just very painful everyday and I never felt good from it. But now with the right sort of chemistry I actually need to go do stuff or I don’t feel good. My constant “wish I could die” thought loop is now occasionally interrupted by “actually I don’t really want death anymore”.

I'm in an LDR and I'm really interested in getting something like a lovesense but I don't know what would be my best bet for me and her. Is there any good recommendations for one or a different brand?

>>44137020
all i can say is the Max is ok and has nice vibration, but doesnt give good strokes.
i usually cant get off from it alone, but vibration stuff never did much for me anyways so your mileage may vary.

the app connecting to stuff works really well though, and their plug is actually pretty good.

>went to CVS to buy some lube
>employee 1: Looks like someone's getting lucky
>employee 2: Don't worry, employee 1 don't need that
>we all laugh
If only they knew I was buying lube to fuck my sexdoll.

>>44134620
I would literally paste a fake beard as pussy hair on the hip and stuff it in a suitcase or bag with stinky dirty socks and underwear with a dildo covered in dry chocolate sauce. I'm not kidding I don't fuck around and don't like nosy people. I go through the southern border in the US often and have had secondary shitheads regretting fucking with me as they pull out stinky cigarette ashes and dirty leftover grimy food and water from shit I have stuffed away in case they fuck with me. Which has happened.

Importantly, I am breaking no laws. And I'm not. I'm also respectful and compliant. In this case, my mini hip masturbator has a full bush on it. There's no accompanying and incriminating artwork. It's an adult toy for an adult and if anyone is looking at it but me, they're being an asshole.

>>44137405
Oh, and certainly you can get a shipping address in the US. If needed you can incorporate in the US. I don't know the pathway here but I am certain I can figure it out.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna use a proxy buyer to grab some stuff from Hotpowers.
Any recommendations on the best service these days? I've used Zenmarket for figures before, but that's about it.

>>44137295
>panic bought a buncha bottles at the start of the pandemic
>still never went back to the same drug store
>opened last bottle a few months ago

Hey, I'm looking to buy some sex toy for my husband, because when we have sex he always ends up needing his hand to actually cum.
He has never used any sex toy and is pretty awkward about sex in general.
I enjoy sex with him but desu it gets painful when he's hammering me hard for 30+ minutes with no end in sight, plus I end hurting for days. He's not on meds and doesn't use viagra or anything.

What could be something good for him specifically for the final part of sex, to at least add a bit of variety instead of him always using his hand?

>>44138054
You try your mouth?

What makes different people finish can be different.

If he is cut then consider a replacement forskin. This will restore feeling in his dick.

If you haven’t already try different positions and more importantly try grinding sex instead of pounding sex. Pounding sex is often used but actually coming is more subtle and gentle. Cowgirl him and grind.

Tight hard sex toys are generally known as “dick bully’s” because they have lots of stimulation and that actually makes it take longer to finish.

Specific size and forskin information will help folks recommend an ona hole for you.

>>44138054
Learn the forbidden prostate massage.

>>44138214
Uncut, 16cm long, I don't remember width though (feels thick anyway).

I try with my mouth too, but it's not much better, plus I have a jaw problem that makes it randomly painful to open my mouth too much.

>>44138054
Teach him to edge masturbate and help him with this so his testes contract. A behind the balls prostate massage will get him to blow harder too. You want to make a game of this and train him to finish. Get him a few toys as well and experiment with them. When you work out a good rhythm have him finish inside of you and then work on having him finish inside you more often and earlier without assistance. This isn't an overnight thing this is an every day for fun thing. Leave it at that and enjoy the game.

>>44138437
Have you tried using extra lots of lube and different kinds of lube?

For a toy I would consider a Venus real soft given his size and intact state.

My guess is there is some combination of your tightness and his girth that is creating a “bully” vagina situation.

If the Venus real works and you really want the cream pie consider trying a dilator to give your boy some room to function.

>>44138054
If he can cum using his hand, but not from oral or penetration I can think of a couple of possible causes.
First, you're newlyweds and he's nervous or not used to the awkward positioning of actual sex with another person. This will resolve itself as you get more comfortable with each other.
Secondly, he may not get enough stimulation. This may be caused by position (wide open leg missionary obviously applies less pressure on the dick than prone bone) or the so-called death grip syndrome. For DGS he can just try abstaining for some time. Everyone's libido is different, so "some time" may be a week or just a couple of days.
Thirdly, he may have some kind of nerve problem or a psychological block. A urologist may help with the former and a therapist/sexologist with the latter.
One important thing to keep in mind is if this arrangement (him dicking you to your orgasm, and then finishing on his own) works for both of you then that's perfectly fine as well. Ultimately, sex is an intimate activity between just the two of you, and you don't have to obey any rules decided by other people. As long as you both are *actually* happy with it - that's the most important part.

>>44138054
Also yes, lube is a good shout as well.

>>44138652
We've been together for like 6 years.
Our arrangement works, but could use more variety.
Plus it's kinda lame to not be -actually- involved in the finishing other than as a surface.
I don't think it's DGS since he's not very sexual.
We do mostly do missionary, but I guess the main problem is that he lasts way too long, I said 30 minutes but sometimes it can be an hour or more, not only I get sore but also I don't have as much stamina as him to keep going on that long.

>>44134898
Go with hgdoll, unless you lived in a cucked feminist country, you can order anything but the "smaller" ones are via a custom order on aliexpress.

>>44138735
If that's been going on for half a decade, it may be a good idea to visit couples therapy. I don't think introducing toys will magically fix an issue that persisted for so long.

>>44138743
hgdoll doesn't sell those kinds of minis. some irokebejins are pretty smol. dollter, doll channel, and kuma-doll all carry minis.

>>44138735
Sounds like a toy for foreplay and more forplay in general could help. Prime the pump with a toy and when your arm is tired move in for the kill with the real deal.

Lots of different medications and recreational drugs can have this kind of side effect. Im on Zoloft and it can take an hour for me even when using a toy.

>>44138054
Try getting him to use one of those vibrating penis rings.

mizuwali said no a-cup phoebe and is instead making a fat chick. soul crushing.

>>44139118
Based chubby chaser. Looking forward to the design.

>>44139131
>NnooooOOooooo

>>44081867
I wish I was an onahole. No chores, no work, just plap plap.

>>44125963
>JY doll
I'm not really seeing it, I browsed their website and most of their sculpts are either too geometric/low detail or the exaggerated narrow waist generic sex doll style. Few of the thicker ones were more realistic but I'm not into thicker dolls. Dimu doll heads are mostly meh but there's pic related silicone one that I quite like, not sure if I want to pay like $300 premium for it though.

On a side note, am I the only one annoyed when all the photos of a doll on a website are posed and sometimes even only clothed, with not a single full body frontal standing shot? Makes it really hard to tell what it actually looks like.

Hey, I'm looking to order my first onahole and could use a recommendation. I've looked through the guide in OP, but I think the recommended section is outdated.

I'm EU based and looking to spend max 70 usd. Looking for something that's easy to clean/maintain. Sizewise a smaller onahole would be better, not one of those bigger mini torsos.

Also, does the quality vary a lot between products from the same company?

Oh, really prefer children. Extra tight. The younger the better. Don't want those large torsos to lug around. Anything that is hand sized but best recreates that realistic preteen girl fuck is what I am looking for. TIA.

>>44140649
Is this the new "Also I'm trans btw"?

hey, any canada anons that got a catdoll and didn't get v&'d? or is that out of the question

Why can't I do right, like some other men do?

sex

>>44144579
Yes, please.

>>44139118
its probably gonna be a pochaco or supersonico thicc girl like a hi-grade jazmine doll but on a small package (1.5m) and lightweight enogh to carry so im in

sexdolls owe me sex

>>44144925
They don't owe anything. They are objects
You own them, you take the sex

>>44143378
>she can't play paddy-cake
Make it happen engineers

>>44144857
he has the cad model up. it's a fat chick with a super thin waist. a lot of people like that style. I'm still hating because I wanted to buy a new phoebe and instead of making that he made that ugly irokebejin with the small tits and fat ass. and now this behemouth.

I might pick up the new Eirian instead but I don't think I love the face sculpt.

What are some basic tips for enhancing your experience with onas?

>>44145708
Heating it up in an electric blanket is a big one.

>>44145725
>>44145708
get a XL heating PAD instead of blanket, heats up a lot quicker and more evenly. good for small dolls/torsos too if you get 2 and wrap it.

>>44127616
Elsa Babe is the anime doll with smoochable lips.

>>44145840
Anyone have video of Elsa babe breasts actually bouncing? I’m worried they are hard

>>44145868

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0263/0225/1063/files/My-Robot-Doll-Elsa-Babe-Breasts-Boucing.mp4
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0263/0225/1063/files/My-Robot-Doll-Elsa-Babe-Breast-Softness-Test.mp4
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0263/0225/1063/files/My-Robot-Doll-Hentai-Sex-Doll-Elsa-Babe-Default-Body-Softness.mp4

>>44145898
>ywn be paid $80,000 a year to bounce dolls
why even live bros

>>44145014
SEX TAKER

>>44145959
You think doll factory workers make that much?
>>44145898
Those look nice. I prefer to see the movement when the body is thrust up and down.
How is the movement on smaller Elsa babe models?

>>44146407
No, only the jigglers

>>44146064
What a thrill...

what do you think dolls will be like in five years?

God I wish people made lifelike dolls of popular kids on Disney Channel.

>>44145840
I swear elsa babe has the market. I've wanted a catgirl since my uncle showed me things and that aisha clan clan hot spring episode.

>>44147660
>works for nickelodeon

Speaking honestly here, you doll owners...
What does it internally feel when you snuggle with a cute animal girl or alien? Can you explain the feeling to me? I am so close to getting one. And honestly... I don't think I will even airwolf her once or twice.

I got this loveseat home theater thing from Costco and wondering what it might do to me if I get one. Thank you.

>>44147718
>animal girl or alien
uh.

>>44134620
>Do you think this is a feasible option

yes, ship to a US post office with this format

"First Name" "Last Name"
POST OFFICE BOX GENERAL DELIVERY
"City", "State Initials" "Zip Code"

You'll need to show them a valid government issued ID to make sure the name matches, if they ask you why a Canadian is picking up mail in America just tell them you're visiting, it's technically not untrue, if they press you just tell them it's a sex toy and they'll probably immediately shut up. Remember to take the onahole out of the box and leave all packing in any convenient garbage can before attempting to re-enter Canada.

>>44147718
what the fuck are you buying?
I'm intrigued

>>44147822
Postal store workers aren't going to ask you what's in the box. Never mind that it's rude and stupid. They aren't allowed to ask you about your personal effects. The biggest challenge here is renting a po box so you can pick up a package. Alexandria Bay has a UPS store. It is legal for Canadians to get mailing addresses in the US (inc a po box). You'll want a passport to go along with your standard ID. Call ahead and double check on the policy.

I travel for work and ship shit all the time. No one handling packages is going to say a thing. No one gives a shit about your boring parcel. It might be drugs is the worst they'll think. Because they're surrounded by packages filled with drugs. Yours has a perfectly legal plastic pussy in it. You are allowed to come down here to fuck that in a bush if you'd like. Also legal if far enough in the wilderness. And you don't litter.

got hard to the fedex package tracking site :(