/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Meiling!

It must be hard to work under a supervisor like Sakuya-san

>>43917542
Nostalgic pic

>>43917045
Hong slurping ramen!

>>43917045
I'm here to fix that

Hong Meiling (no makeup)

>>43920710
This was her halloween costume last year anon, that's a rubber mask.
Please do not insinuate that Hong is anything but a cheerful gatekeeper lady.

>>43920744
What do you mean? Look at how happy she is that you're visiting her

>>43917045
At least she's good with kids.

>>43921560
I want to put Meiling on permanent maternity leave

>>43921677
Can she even experience menopause? Does she even have a menstrual cycle?

smug hong~

>>43922642
She looks smugger here

>>43923568
I like these recreations of the poses of the games.

>>43917064
>>43917128
>>43923568
Never realized she had such nice legs

>>43923694
Meiling's thighs are two of the world's natural wonders anon.
I am glad you have been captivated by their beauty.

>>43923714
Damn. Time to seduce her in eraTohoTW

>>43923735
She doesn't have all that much dialogue i'm afraid. More than most, but not masses.
You can always contribute!

>>43923778
I always thought she had a decent amount, who has more?

>>43923820
Kaguya, Marisa, Parsee, Reisen, Yuugi, Yuuka, and if you don't mind using a translator (Or can actually speak japanese) Eirin, Watatsuki no Toyohime, Satori, Koishi, Hatate, Reimu (Yes, a lot of her dialog is still untranslated), Okina, Alice, and maybe a few I missed.

Surprisingly, most of the EoSD cast has fairly sparse dialog, and it doesn't make a lot of sense unless you roleplay as a butler for the SDM.
I think it's that thing where no one wants to touch the more popular characters for fear of fucking it up even just a little and getting backlash, or because most people take being called a secondary too seriously and avoid 2hu waifu's they believe are more "baisic" for lack of a better word.

If you want to have a more in-depth discussion then go to the general, cancerous as it is, since that's the proper place for that kind of talk.

>>43923881
I suppose that makes sense
I always thought it was a bit weird when she would act surprised after fucking me unconscious when i specifically asked her to do that

>>43923778
She does have a fair bit, even more than Remilia and Flan, she just doesn't even have special sex lines she apparently has lines if you time stop rape her but that feels wrong

>>43922334
Everlasting youkai fertility

I love Meiling!

Dozo

why does she wear a thong

>>43917045

>>43931617
Gensokyo summers get warm

>>43923694
She's just that cute and sexy at the same time!

>>43931750
I've had such an epiphany with this thread. Why is Meiling so underrated?

>>43931808
She just never really got much to work for sadly, paradoxically she has just enough that you can't really let your imagination go wild like with Flandre. That is unless you wanna take details and stretch them out like her being into mangos but similar to what >>43923881 said, you are risking getting your house burned down if you trail too far from the 2hu canon™ when it comes to eosd, so unless a new game adds something else to her i'm afraid she's more or less chained to the gate behind her, which is a shame, i always liked the idea of her and Remilia being huge otakus but for the sake of keeping her lady of the mansion image Remilia only weebs out with Meiling in secret.

>>43931621
Amazing doujinshi
>>43931808
Same old: China, appeared a few times, joke character, lazy bum and so on..
They don't take her too much seriously

>>43931617
Flexibility, freedom of movement.

>>43931903
Would you accept that jaypee or you would continue doing whatever you where doing with your bros?

>>43932159
Sex with the Hong.
All
Night
Long

>>43932157
I really like the way this artist draws Meiling, just the right amount of muscle and a cheerful pretty face.

>>43932296
Based koyubi enjoyer

>>43932159
Meh, I've hit the midpoint of a worthless life, might as well go out on a high.
>>43932398
Koyubi really does great art.
>>43932274
Is it uncouth to request sauce?

>Meiling wakes up
>finds this standing outside the gate of SDM

>>43933009
That's okay, she can always get a gardening jig going with Yuuka or Yuyuko

>>43933020
I mean, she's the gardener of the SDM, everyone forgets that.

>>43933009

>>43932744
(C83) [Hirojuu Renshuuchou (Hiroya)] Monban Sonna Koto yori SX da!! (Touhou Project) [Eng

>>43933042
Come man, that's just uncalled for.

>>43933031
Well yeah, that's why i said it, also why she some times gets shipped with Yuuka, strangely she never gets much of anything with Youmu.

>>43932744
He's really good at giving Meiling that informal aura that goes so well with her

>>43933165
This reminds me of the movie Bruce Lee wrote before he died where the seeker meets a guy happily and slowly dissolving himself in a huge vat of oil in the desert.

>>43933202
I don't think it's a reference to Bruce, As far as i know this is just the bathing method you use to make a character look tacky and or careless

Anal with Meiling.

>>43932159
A full gangbang with anons, as Meiling as the main star.

>>43933476
You may have to butter her up first

>>43933009
>The oni informs Meiling that if she can't get her to leave she'll be fired
>Despite her best efforts, Meiling can't even get her to flinch while barely surviving Yuugi's attacks
>Desperate, Meiling decides on using all her strength on one last attack
>She will concentrate all her qi im her foot at launch an axe kick with all her might, shooting out an extremely sharp blade of qi
>She calls it the destructo kick
>Being the warrior that she is Yuugi honors Meiling's final effort and recieves the attack head on
>A small scratch can be seen on Yuugi's face
>An even smaller trail of blood coming out of it
>Completely out of breath Meiling drops to her hands and knees
>Defeated
>"I suppose you did manage to cause some damage after all, I'll give you that much, but if you think this will get me to leave"-
>*snap*
>Yuugi looks down searching for the source of the sudden sound
>Her face turns crimson as she realizes her clothes and underwear have been perfectly cut in half
>Both in the front and back somehow
>Before her clothes slide off completely she manages to catch them and hold them in place
>"W-WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! HOW COULD YOU USE SUCH AND INDECENT ATTACK!?"
>Confused Meiling musters up the strength to look up to a now embarrassed and half naked oni
>Still out of breath she attempts to explain
>"Hold on... That's not what it's supposed to... *haaaaa* *haaaaa* *haaaaa*
>Digusted Yuugi backs away
>" SICKO! YOU'RE GETTING OFF TO THIS! I KNEW EVERYONE IN THIS MANSION WAS A PERVERT! I REFUSE TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF YOU!"
>Indignant the oni leaves doing her best to keep herself covered
>"Wait... I didn't mean..."
>The gatekeeper tries her best to chase after Yuugi but she can't even move and collapses on the grass
>From a balcony Remilia and Sakuya where watching these events unfold
>"I suppose she did technically scared her away" pointed out an appalled Sakuya
>"Yes, i suppose she is worth keeping after all" retorted a very amused Remilia
>"Take her to her bed Sakuya and tell her she may keep her job" added the vampire
>And from that day onwards and much to her dismay, Meiling would be known as the fearsome oni layer, a perverted gatekeeper who prays on maiden's bodies

>>43934106
Psh, like Yuugi would ever be that ashamed by something as simple as being naked. If anything that would just make her fight harder.

>>43934180
But then she won't be elegible for marriage!

>>43933009
It's not so bad.

>>43917064
We're going to have sex aren't we?

What is Meiling's canon eye color? i've seen her with red blue and green eyes.

Meiling is the strongest only when it's funny

>>43941928
Blue, slightly tinged green.

>>43941883
All day until your balls are dry.

>>43959115
I spit upon your false idol
There is only one truly canon portrait of Hong.

>>43917045
I saved your picture on my computer

>>43959675
I want to protect this smile

>>43932744
I think he used to do great art but his new art is kind of bland
a lot of the depth and texture he used to have is gone and he doesn't really draw meiling with muscle anymore or scars like he used to
and the worst is that he draws hair so generically now
I probably wouldn't have even guessed that pic related and his old art were the same artists

>>43960014
Damn, i can't understand the lack of muscle and the scars but he also made her chubby, what happened to him?

>29 fags in the thread
>not one good image posted
here I'll help yall

>>43964966
Going on vacation with Meiling!

Which movie would she like more? Kung fu hustle, kung pow or shaolin soccer?

>>43964966
>>43965018
What's she drinking?

>>43965028
Looks like iced tea to me

>>43965028
She's Chinese. Did you see the china thread on /int/ yesterday? Trust me you don't want to know.

>>43917045
She doesn't deserve her own thread. I don't like the Chinese. Plus my wife Remi merely sees her as a pawn and a lowly, repleaceable wagie.

>>43965762
Remilia can't live without her ass

>>43965762
you'd die from withdrawal if you couldn't look at her ass every day

>>43965062
Link me

>>43965028
As she's scottish, Irn Bru

>>43965951
>>>/int/184339645
it's unfortunate but most of the good stuff got jannied. They were drinking centipedes n shit. Might want to look at an archived version.

>>43965999
Thanks.
What a thread.

>>43966057
You're welcome. This is meiling having lunch btw, for everyone else. Works best when you watch it with this playing in the BG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR0fTYTgONc

>>43966142

>he didn't also post that pigeon webm
lol

>>43966970
not posting that here kek also i thought it was a hen/rooster or something
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1665/41/1665416925776.webm

>>43967589
Imagine Hong doing this and looking proudly at you thinking it impress you.

>>43967589
You know on my edgy teenager phase i watched a lot of rekt threads on /b/ and i still go there once or twice a year but this is the first time i actually loudly gagged at something i watched.

>>43967609
I would be impressed but in a bad way.
Even better, imagine doing this in front of her to impress her. She'd instantly ask sakuya to marry you two.
>>43967640
Otoh i feel absolutely nothing. I learnt to desensitize myself. it comes with a weird sense of dread which prepares you for it, while also preventing you from completely enjoying the 2 moments of happiness that you might get once in a while.

>>43967640
I'm more confused than anything, since even assuming you wanted to eat a pidgeon for some reason, why the fuck would you eat the head?
Biting it off is one thing, but crunching down to eat it with visible repusion on his face is another.

Looks like he lost a bet or something actually.
Although I've had to deal with a gallon of rancid mayo being poured down the sink, so maybe there just isn't much that can touch me either.

>>43967780
Probably did it for le edgyness award or something. It's clear that the video was the most important part of it all.

>>43966142
So that's why Momoyo won't try and devour hong...

>>43965762
this >>43965803

>>43967861
Stop sexually harrassing your employees remy, it's not very ladylike.

>>43967763
Normally gore really does not affects me, i think its my /ck/ instincts telling how disgusting eating a sick raw animal like this is.

>>43967925
She could hire me to do that

>>43967980
I would think jobs that involve looking up skirts and grabbing butts would not be in great supply, especially where the problem here is Remy being out of control.

>>43967861

>>43968769
Koa is into some weird shit

>>43921560
I wonder what Sakuya's thinking.

>>43971083
fighting off the urge to kick that ice retard out of Meiling's lap and take her place.

>>43970840
Y-Yeah haha

>>43968769
koakuma, that's gross
flan comes out of there

lazy bump for Meiling

>>43985086
This image reminded me of that time goku healed a bird with his qi
https://youtu.be/ZtCrk-pxTCI?t=56
I wonder if Meiling can do something like that

>>43990961
She can!
It works better with "roosters" though, if you catch my drift.

>>43991015
>It's only over when Meiling says it's over

Meiling is a true patriot and proud to be Scottish!

>>43996012
She's Chinese.

>>44010874
She could be Half and Half.
>Sudden urge to try making Corned Beef Fried Rice.

Who wants to taste my General Tsao
You want to taste my General Tsao
I'm gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
Hit you in the shin with my little ass dick
Yellow
If you want to see me eat jello
I never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea
ho ha ho ha hoo chee chee
Everybody in the phone book named Chang
Wanna see my wang
Never good going cos I go out with a bang
Everybody wanna see me throw a firebomb
But that's not right
Nah it aint real life
You will fall
Down and break a Leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg
Well I don't but I like fried rice
And I aint got lice
Ching Chang Woo Ching Wang woo rice
That aint nice
For a fortune cookie I always charge you twice
Delivery's Free but not from me I always charge a dollar fifty
Fifty five Wanna see me goga Hurt you with the line Hoyaaaa
Wow when I hit you With the shit, do a split Take a shit after you eat my dick Kung foo Want my buffet You fucking gay Ah why low hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away Hit you in the balls Only Americans eat duck sauce And my onions sauce is for you I can put it in your shoe
Watch this I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you While your little boy shits
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint thats fifty cents Bitch Everything costs a little bit
So don't expect nothing for free At least from me Ching Chang Choowee I got you from Taiwan city At Hong Kong I just want a bong And I can do it all night long
And don't expect me for a vietcong I can get you and tackle you thank you
Never see me where I get you I beg you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you pay Before these two come napalm me
God damn the shit burn blew away my whole city Ho chi min shoot a load on your chin
God damn this I say is going to dubai And if you wanna come on then You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begin Hooooyga Cant retain I gotcha cookin choya brain And its called Egg foo Yung and lo main
So come on then baby and have us a buffet

>>44014503
I can-t wrap my head around this fetish anymore

>>43959675
Did the community just decide she had the most glorious possible legs after this simple half body portrait?

>>44017194
Mainly from the in game sprite and the fighting game sprite doing standing split kicks like it was nothing.

Joke's on you, I hauled off and had it for dinner.

>>44018392
Good lord

>>44018538
It was pretty good. Wish I had had some cabbage to throw in for a bit of veggie, though. And kinda bummed that I didn't have a bit of scotch to put in the egg mix, but the sake I use for cooking worked just fine.

>>44018392
That's salt beef not corned beef

>>44019169
It was a tad salty, yes. That's what happens when you get deli corned beef instead of picking up an entire 20 buck, uh, roast? Is that the right word for a big chunk of corned beef? I've never had to think about that before...
Anyway, the dried mustard, sriracha, and white pepper I put in the egg mix helped balance it out.

>>44020097
Are you learning Chinese cooking for her?

>>44018392
Soul.

>>44020156
Moreso that I'd just like to work at the SDM generally, and I've always been a fairly decent cook. Although that said, my specialty is definitely baking.
Besides, I wouldn't want to take Sakuya's husband(female) away from her.

>>44018392
Average 2 dollar meal in a local Chinese restaurant

Hong!

Ho-aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>44020097
No, salt beef as opposed to corned beef, not saltED beef.
In scotland, and the rest of the commonwealth (Except canada since they decided to be America II; wouldn't want to be them eh?) corned beef is made from offcuts of meat after all the prime cuts have been harvested, essentially it's ground beef, but with curing salt and packed into a tin.

Corned beef in most of the rest of the world is made from an actual cut of brisket, salted whole and made into more of a cured ham. The equivalent in scotland would be salt beef, which as far as I am aware is the same thing, but called something else.

Look up "bully beef", since that's more likely to lead you to what corned beef would be in scotland.
And yes, it looks like pink paste. Yes, I still eat it.

t. Scottish

>>44028370
Anon you replied to. After looking it up, yeah, that's a tad different, but not dissimilar to the canned corned beef we have here. I usually do the standard corned beef and potato hash with eggs using that stuff.
And I agree on both looks and deliciousness.
Next time I WILL us that stuff in the rice.
t. Mostly-Irish Borgerman

>>43967861
This artist is credit to team!

>>43967609
Well I wouldn't allow her near my penis after that.

I don't know how Meiling became the scottish 2hu, but I'm going to guess it's because of red hair and being outdoors a lot.
Either way, it's interesting.

>>44036030
Sorely bummed that there's no bagpipe version of Shanghai of Meiji 17.

>>44040311
I wanna pipe those bags if y'know what I mean

Would you help her study?

>>44044051
Yes
I hope she can help me study in return

>>44056678
Going to the beach with Meiling!
Having a great time together!
Being scolded when we get back for taking a holiday without telling anyone!

>>44044051
Trust me, I'm dumb as a sack of bricks

>>44060899
You can still give moral support.

>>44060899
She wants to spend time with you dingus

>>44030410
I can't belive that Russia haunts me even when looking at cute chinese girl pics

>>44036030
It was just a joke Setz made in that comic >>44028370

So round...

Rabbit rabbit

>>44074647
I always liked the idea of Meiling being terrible at walking with heels

>>44066937
Would Meiling really do that? Piggyback sleepy Flans for the purpose of getting groped?

>>44083409
It was on the contract

>>44083805
A job's a job!
(when she wants it to be...)

>>44088417
Meiling would be so warm to cuddle with

>>44083409
Pretty risky if you ask me.

>>44098834
High risk, high reward!
Oh, you were talking about it being risky for meiling weren't you?

>>44078968
Same

>>43966142
Why are these lil niggas sizzling so much?

https://youtu.be/BKHE8m5inQQ
Turns out she was Chilean all along

>>43917128
to what extent do her cruelties go?

>>44117890
They are directly proportional to how much Meiling slacks off

>>43917542
sovlfl
Need more happy hong.

So cool...

>>44121936

hng

>Meiling was so happy when you introduced her to fist of the north star
>A series about martial arts that she hasn't heard about somehow
>She liked it so much that she watch the whole thing in one go
>A couple days later she takes you to the backyard wanting to show you something
>One of the spirited away prisoners is in a fairly large cage
>Before you can ask her what's going on she enters the cage
>ATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATTAATTATATATATATATATA
>*boom*
>After it's over a proud naked Meiling covered in blood and intestines stands there looking at you expecting a response
How do you react?

>>44130067
Make her take a bath.

>>44111061
You'd be sizzling too if you were dropped in what's poisonous to you too.

>>44130067
Applaud in honest admiration and offer a cloth to draw her a bath. My efforts will be in vain as Sakuya will make her into a pincushion for wasting the mistresses food after dodging her duties for the last few days.

Wrong board. Meiling is chinese culture not Japanese culture you baka

>>44140585
你没有朋友

>>44140585
Kurenai Misuzu is Japanese culture.

>>44140585
Meiling is of indo-european tocharian desert folk, she is not native chinese but still considers herself to be culturally chinese as the shang dynasty was founded by ancient yamnaya warlords. Look at hair, look at her height- she's descended from steppe herders.

>>44140183
Damn, she doesn't even have a table to eat on.

What happens if meiling finds a lost outsider trying to get in the mansion?

>>44144974
It would depend on the outsider. If it's a child she would probably try to get them to the village or give them shelter depending on the tie of the day. if it's and adult she deems harmless she would probably just tell them to go away although maybe something else could be done if it's the middle of the night, if it's someone she considers a problem she might have to get violent although i doubt someone from the outside world would give her trouble. She can read people's intent with her chi also, so it's not like she's gonna get fooled.

>>44142883
Good lord, you might be right!
No wonder it's cagey if she's even really chinese or not!
But how would you explain the scones she bakes with Sakuya on one of her rare actual days off?
And the claymore she keeps in her guard hut?
And the suspiciously Pictish dress she always has hanging up in her room?

Many unanswered questions!

Did you know anons? folks at the sdm don't pay her shit so she moonlights as a voice actress at shady studios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_9XsSl-9fU

>>44150470
Cute little socks

hong hugging!

>>43917045
Well she has one now

>>44150470
Maybe some interactions with early Vikings brought her to the Emerald Shores, and she put down some temporary roots there? I mean, trade along the Silk Road might have brought her into contact with Eastern Slavic/Tengri peoples, then travel with those nomads brought her up into the Baltic lands and into contact with the Vikings or their predecessors. After that, she could've gone along on trips to the British Isles and decided "Yeah, this place is nice" when she hit Scotland.

>>44163680
Realize I goofed with "Emerald Shores"

>>44163680
>Contact with vikings
Does she know how to train a dragon?

How soft is Meiling?

>>44167326
Better question: Are she and Toothless relatives?