/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

If you could sniff the breath of one monster girl, who would it be?

I discovered rare archival footage of scheduledog listening to music instead of working

>>44075576
It's her scheduled music time.

Reminder that everyone should be doing their civic duty and reporting all posts made by the scatsniffer and the mick.

>>44075625
Seriously how many arms does this thing have and why aren't they all over me?
Also is that a collar?

>>44075635
just an ordinary hair tie for an ordinary fox

>>44075625
Foxes of the Abyss, if you touch their mofu you become one with the mofu.

>>44075563
I don't know about sniffing some monster girl's breath, but I'd sniff a manticore's tail. That's close enough right?

The perfect size difference

>>44075736
That size difference only works for minos.

>>44075740
Jinkos too.

>>44075745
Ah, but I don't like jinkos, so that's a no from me.

Trolls getting trolled by Trolls.

>>44075758
>casually mention to your kiki that she seems overworked and you're thinking about getting a second maid
>she pulls out a bottle of fertility potion, downs it in one go and throws you down to the bed
How considerate of her, you won't have to pay for another maid

>>44075736
Big, strong, gravid oni.

>>44075550

>>44075799
i like when kiki knows her judo

>>44075820
She has black belt in mating-jutsu

>>44075550

>>44075796
That's what happens when they're insecure about their hands. They need to be shown they can be loved.

>>44074709
> Gore and torture
Same guy, who made the imp and malef shit?

>>44075809
The only thing elves (dark or otherwise) can do is
>capture me
>tie me up
>hit me with magic
>headpat me
>call me a good by
So basically, exactly what just about all the other girls can do.

>>44076012
>dredging it back up
no need to samefag, it's embarrassing

>>44075550
I used to not really care about her at all, but nowadays I love her. Gazer is amazing.

>>44076058
She really is

>>44076049
Fuck off Mick, no one is samefagging and no one wants to see your vile ideas here.

Shut the fuck up both of you faggots. If you keep jerking each other like that, I will see to it that you both Alp.

>>44076138
>I will see to it that you both Alp.
Monsterization in MGE is usually shown done by molestation, you sure you want to take one for the team?

>>44075659
You have a chance of the recently unsealed looking like this sometimes. It takes a while for them to settle into a more normal form.

>>44076155
I'll be fine if I say no homo

>>44075550

ded

>>44075550
So what Womb Force version are you using for your automatons?

>>44076430
Grab your wife and drag her out to see Oppenheimer, give her some ideas

Don't ask a Whitehorn to give you a ride, whatever you do...

>>44076475
Where monster girl?

>>44076494
Too late, I've already asked for her help and she eagerly agreed. I was surprised, since my destination is several miles away.

>>44076510
Right here!

>>44076494
Darkhorn ok ?

>>44076475

>>44076475
>>44076669
Didn't mean to quote.

Can I get a fat assed tsuri-onna to sit on my face for the rest of the summer

>>44075758
Need me a kiki

What would happen if I tried to steal her spear while she isn't looking?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44076475

>>44076767
Depends on her suit and number. 2 of clubs don't do shit. Jack of hearts will get you turbo lewded. 9 of diamonds will do unspeakable things to you. 7 of spades will make you run 100 laps around the queen's castle

Yep he's definitely ban evading, keep reporting it.

>>44076494
I will ride the whitehorn, and I will enjoy it.

Fun mershark facts!

>Fact: Mershark mating involves biting and nibbles, just like real sharks!
>Fact: Mersharks can jump up to three meters in the air! You are not safe, even on the pier!
>Fact: Mersharks can detect a drop of blood in an olympic swimming pool. I don't know why you would swim in an olympic swimming pool with a mershark, because the result is pretty obvious!
>Fact: Mersharks can come in different colours. From pink to blue to grey. The pink ones are especially horny!
>Fact: Mersharks can go into something called "Tonic immobility" which happens when they get flipped on their backs. Rotate your wife! She may not be happy about it, but it would be funny!

>>44076808
Reporting what?

>>44076734
Sure, but what are you gonna do with her after the summer?

I need the portal to open right now, I need a Danuki auntster by my side

>>44076819
See
>>44075557
>>44075563

>>44076821
I'm 1000 miles inland. Mershark can't get me.

>>44076843
Yeah, but report for what rule?

>>44076843
This is getting sad. Calm with your autistic rage

>>44076842
Danukis are better when not fat.

>>44076837
Well then I'd have to act as her body pillow heater for the winter, it's a fair exchange.

>>44076767
What's that hand gesture trying to convey?

>>44076821
Ms. Mershark are very nice. Please help her out the next time those orca mermaids start bullying her.

>>44076901
She really wants to play baseball

>>44076852
He got banned at least once for avatar/signature use so I guess that

>>44076948
Reaching the fourth base.

>>44076963
I hate to play devil's advocate, but filling out the [Name] field doesn't equate to avatar or signature use, else there would be no [Name] field to begin with. Avatarfagging is when you post images of the same character, using them as an avatar for reaction images and the like, even pretending to be that character. Like if he were to post a picture of a tanuki every time he posts. Signature use is when you sign a post in the text box, usually to shill something offsite, like a social media handle.

Reporting for spam or low quality would be more appropriate.
Probably the latter since he's not really spamming since it's just one post.

>>44077047
Don't try arguing with gatekeeper-kun. He's only slightly more intelligent than the Mick (and not openly hostile to these threads).
It's better to ignore his rants against "thing I don't like but everyone else doesn't give a shit about".

Smug

>>44077013
Post this guy's latest OC design, you coward.

>be nomadic merchant
>lizard bandits surround me and hold me at knife point
>well this okay, because monsters, including lizardmen like these, love having sex with human men like me so I know how to get out of this
>beg them not to steal my wares and money
>tell them to steal my virginity instead
>......
>mfw they just say nice try, beat me up and take all my shit anyway
>left barren on the roadside
That was supposed to work... I thought monsters... enjoyed bargaining with virginities!!!

Doing catch and release fishing st my local lake until I can wrangle up the queen of the lake! Instead getting pulled under by muscley carp girls and "eaten" alive before enjoying some nice fresh gumbo!

>>44077110
Golden Sahuagin is what you should be aiming for.

>>44077109
You idiot, only Demons accept virginity as payment, you were asking for it trying that on stubborn Lizards who like to fight.
>merchant
You deserved it too.

So who would be the goddess of space in MGE setting?
Hel is the goddess of the underworld and all and we have a goddess of battle and goddess of the ocean. But a goddess of space? Would it be like a goddess of abyssals? Or someone else?

Coon

>>44077186
No goddess for space, but a different pantheon for each inhabited world maybe

>44077071
>defending thread parasites
>muh gatekeeper
Fuck off brainless vermin

>>44077186
Name a real-world pantheon that had a single divinity for the cosmos as a whole. (Monotheistic religions don't count) I'll wait.

>>44077186
https://youtu.be/wQFKpd7fV_E
Fish. It all returns to fish and robots.

>>44077199
She needs her breath sniffed

>>44077109
> Beat me up
Again something about hurting a man.

Sleep mouse, my beloved

>>44077324
Monsters can still knock you senseless, they just can't actually do damage.

>>44076871
All monster are better past cake age

>>44077324
Why reply? Why reward half-assed and unsexy bullshit? It's no different than the 225 or so images every thread on DA-tier shit and elves.

Maybe next time I write one of my kinky but otherwise tame (and nonviolent) greentexts, I'll also namefag just to get attention. Maybe slip in a TRANS RIGHTS or something purely to get more (You)s.

>>44077250
Hinduism has "Tat" which is something transcendent and is the cause of the universe.

>>44077085
It is pretty good. But that chest is always a gamble when some anons will hop ips to spam reports.

>>44077221
Hmm well then if someone dies in space or a battle happens who gets the souls/nerfs deaths like the planet's goddess do? Surely there must be some goddess in charge. Maybe either one like posiden or a few. Maybe even a whole bunch like Chinese folk religion of the celestial bureaucracy
>>44077250
Its not a competition anon

>>44077342
Give me like 5 sleep mice

How do you guys cope with the fact monsters from MGE will never be real?

>>44077424
The souls are simply pulled in by the nearest gravitational well, I guess

>>44077437
I've been here since 2014. It's pretty easy coping

>>44077400
>so images every thread on DA-tier shit and elves.
couldn't resist, huh?

>>44077437
My career.

>>44077445
Not the worst idea but it could use some fleshing out i suppose

>>44077437
I'm pretty sure automatons have at least a small chance of being real.

>>44077437
There's only one or two guys here that are actually going to suffer for it.
And they're all worthless chuds anyway.

>>44077437
Pretty well, then I'll have a dream where I get the love and affection I deny I so crave in extreme detail and it'll shut me down for a day or so.

>>44077466
Back to Twitter with your silly words

>>44077047
I'm not talking about the other posts, only the ritual posts since those do get often deleted and he was seen getting banned for them.

>>44077324
How do you think salamanders fight? With pillows?

>>44077482
Spotted the baba booey

>>44077437
Post-mortem

>>44077492
Deletions are not bans.

>>44077492
>ritual posts often get deleted
>he was seen getting banned for those
Lurk moar. And moreover stop being a fucking off-topic faggot.

Which snake is best snake and why is it Medusa?

>>44077437
I just try not to think about it by distracting myself. But it doesn't work too well, or for too long.

>>44077521
>>/jp/thread/43870581#p43870650
Also I'm 99% sure I saw him getting a ban specifically for avatar/signature use too, but the site is fucking wonky and I'm getting a 504 errors now so can't look it up now

>>44077541
Keep crying and go elsewhere if you like cancerous faggots so much.

>>44077254
So poseidon's older sister...it could work
It could have her, the goddess of "local space"
Another goddess of "deep space" past the the solar systems
A goddess of energy who rules over war battle and life
A goddess of the 'dark' which is space underworld and rules over dark matter/energy
And maybe one or two more.

>>44077595
You can't just make up divinities

>>44077633
Artemis goddess of incels and paladins.

Here's your Moon Rabbit MG

>>44077671
I trust her more than Tewi.

Here's your Water Rabbit MG

>>44077633
Oh yes I can, i will see the rise of cute and sexy space goddesses and you cannot stop me

What's better than two girls at once?

>>44077779
Three girls at once

>>44077779
pure and chaste human women filled with virtue and fear of god.

>Anon posts something really dumb on 4mon
>IP gets leaked
>Krampus thinks she's really slick going down his chimney.
>Until she sees the black harpy going through the back window
>And the manticore through the backdoor
>And the hellhound through what remains of the front door
>And the wurm through the wurm shaped hole in his wall
>And the bogey who just teleported in

How awkward it must be for monsters to meet other monsters in the middle of a break in rape.

>>44076475
There's more than one?

>>44077433
5 cute bed warmers that are obsessed with sleepy cuddles. Imagine...

Aren't Bogey's supposed to be like plushies? With how much bigger she is, I feel like the plushy instead.

>>44077907

>>44077902
They make very big plushies too.

The Demon lord is so stupid a abyssal echidna is the answer to birth the first human male from a monster. That from this discovery I should be the demon lord for at least a year.

>>44078001
What a good girl

>>44077779
>better?
One Bicorn.
And as many mamono as you want.

>>44078096
Each bicorn can only support about 5 or so mamono at once so what you need is to network a new bicorn in as the 6th for optimal network coverage and grow from there

Trapped in a barn with all the cows
The door is locked, but they haven't found me yet

>>44078190
Deploy the 'happycow 2000' and use the time you bought to escape

>>44078190
You gotta find the tallest monster in the barn and slap her on the ass hard enough to leave a red hand mark, establish dominance

>>44078137
Power level your bicorn. She can boost your wife cap repeatedly.

Welcome to Alpdome. The rules are simple: Two men enter, one man leaves.

>>44077437
my biggest problem is that my coca cola bottle doesn't fit into my fridge. Now I can't drink cold cola, and this makes me angry.

>>44078266
get pregnant *plalp plalp plalp*

>Salamander fighter
>With every loss she comes back stronger and hornier
>near the end of your journey, you defeat her one last time and she confesses her love

>>44078137
>>44078249
Just get the superior harem collection assistant

>>44078390
>the final time you fight her, she's grown six horns as well as one angel wing and one demon wing

>>44078266
I love the idea of making an alp a love slave

>>44078402
too much edge
would rather her gain draconic features or the fire turning a different color

I want to play hide and seek with a lim

I would like to put my "encyclopedia" into a "monster girl" if you get what I mean

>>44078392
If I was to write her I'd write her as hypnotizing monsters into her harem.

>>44078423
>cut to anon trying to teach a wurm so that she doesnt sound braindead for their first meeting with his parents

>>44078419
I bet Lims give great hugs.

>>44078306
Metal slimes really do feel like they'd be the "tease until the guy loses his shit and goes rape crazy" kind of mg. I for one would definitely go into a frenzy hunting the one slime that keeps getting away every....fucking....time....

>>44078453
Huh

>>44077437
I get really mad and lift heavy things then put them down. Maybe read some mamono-based literature and end it off with a hearty "It is what it is."

Can you recommend me MG movies?

>>44078548
The good, the hag, and the ugly (it's a fox)

>>44078565
I meant real movies featuring MG

they make me extremely happy

>>44078595
The final step to insanity.

>>44078575
raya and the last dragon.
Why not just pick the japanese isekai of your choice, cats and foxes galore.

It's shark week, post sharks.

>>44078679
>At work party on a friday
>Like 1 am in the morning
>In the toilet cubicle
>Hear your normally shy coworker burst in
>See this

>>44078689

What if MGE took western designs for various monstergirls instead of eastern? A few things I can think of easily are Orcs and Goblins having green skin, Orcs having their pig traits replaced with tusks, Dark Elves would be grey or pale white instead of brown and all lolis getting replaced with shortstacks. Assume only appearance changes and nothing else.

>>44078521
Now that's a pair of boobs I'd marry with.

>>44078769
No

>>44078769
>ugly western orc
go away, you had your thread on /tg/ go remake it

>>44078769
That sounds like shit. Shortstacks cannot replace loli. Too different.

>>44078769
I don't like shortstacks but eastern elves are lame.

However the east is leading the way in some ways.

>>44075550

>>44078835
Ewwwwwww

>>44078411
What do alps give birth to?

>>44078900
Regular Succubi.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_.28p92.29
>What it comes down to is this. Alp is just a moniker for those who exceptionally changed from an incubus into a “succubus”, so they are essentially succubi. For that reason, the children born will turn out to be ordinary succubi, not alps.

>>44078900
Ordinary Succubi.

>>44078914
Regular Succubi.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_(p92)
>What it comes down to is this. Alp is just a moniker for those who exceptionally changed from an incubus into a “succubus”, so they are essentially succubi. For that reason, the children born will turn out to be ordinary succubi, not alps.

>>44078931
Not gonna remake the post again, so just linking to >>44078900

>>44078932
Fire fire

>>44078993

>>44078888
I know, no paws.

>>44078835
Furry women are like fat girls, you do you but don't try to bring it here and not get laughed at/shit on. I like Human on anthro but my god it doesn't belong here.

>>44078835
Yeah I would

Just a reminder.

>>44079066
anon NO THE ADVERTISERS
THAT NIPPLE IS GOING TO RUIN LIVES

>>44079060
Anons bring up fat girls here all the time. hags are fat

>>44079066
Bwuh!?

>>44079091
>hags are fat
You'd think so until you find one that's spent all her lonely time at a gym and she picks you up like a plastic bag.
Congratulations, you're going to ruin her abs with a baby.

>>44077085
can't get enough of ms shog, eh?

>>44079091
It wasn't a great example, but there is a line between normal weight and morbidly obese that will get you laughed at/shit on for crossing it.
>>44079154
>find a hag with abs
>ruin the abs
I can't take it, I want them back.

You should be glad the hags are not yet americanized

>>44078792
How is she ugly? I see large breasts, a feminine face and figure and well toned muscles.

>>44079241
Zipangese hags are your best bet.

>>44079241
>TFW no Burger hag in leopard print leggings eating bonbons on my couch

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

Post 'em if you got 'em

>>44079350
This one's a bit old now, but still mostly accurate for me. I am a shameless bloodbag.

>>44079350
Not this shit again. The tier list is better because you can just do a flat (would/wouldn't) for all of them.

Also why the fuck is Kamaitachi broken up? You would canonically get all three of them no matter what.

>>44079241

>>44079377
I think the ranking is a bit more interesting because it forces you to put them in more of an order because honestly like 98% of the girls are a would for me so the tier lists wind up being like 200 girls around A-tier.

>>44077071
For your efforts I think they did a certain action to your posts
So yeah ignoring is probably best

>>44079350
I don’t even know what this is, looks like some power scaling shit.

Didn't ask. Discuss monstergirls.

>>44079425

Run...

>>44079459
I never watched DBZ, but I think they do a lot of screaming in it when they power up, which you can make Kakuens do with your meat rod.

>>44079350
I wish I had the patience to complete this in one go.

>>44079449
Naw I want to talk about the talking animals in the fairy kingdom what do you think they do all day? Are they greater information gatherers than Ratas?
Some must be ancient since weren’t they there when the first demon lord was a thing, they probably know lots of things.

>>44079491
It's not worth the effort since your favorite will always win the number one spot. The only interesting thing is it ranks by family or something too so some of the losers change.

>>44079463
whats the point? she will always find me no matter what i do.

>>44079531
She wants to satisfy her hunting instincts.

>>44079350

>>44079539
so she if i run, then she'll let me go afterward?

>>44079525
An S-F chart gets about the same result anyway. The rankings are kinda fuzzy with any more granularity than that, I think.

>>44079543
It's a secret.

did you guys start in city of honks and laughs or did i get fuked with with by a cheshire who let me into MGE?

>>44079593
imma fuck this old woman

>>44079593
>Inflation
What do you mean by that Druella?

>>44079597
Have you seen the price of cheese, pastas, tuna, pain, beurre... Recently?

>>44079393
Well I prefer a tier list format since around 200 girls are around NOPE

>>44079607
>French and Italian monsters HATE her! Find out why...

>>44079600
>Pink Fox
That makes me wonder do Demon Realm Beasts come in Eros Variants. That if Cupids are too busy these pink creatures are sent out to spread love.

>>44079593
Just for that I am adding druella to my next revenge murderfic

>>44079607
You know what I meant, Wonderland physics incoming.

>>44079612
No, that's not because of druella, why would we hate her for hate? Cheese not real, it's because of our curent leader's cabal.

>>44079350

>>44079622
I don't want to discuss that, we will talk about common food getting inflated price for little to no reasons instead please

>>44079636
Hehehehe.

>>44079636
>common food getting inflated price for little to no reasons instead please
Went to a Mexican restaurant recently
18 dollars for a modest fluatas meal
I may have to look for a higher paying job
Which sucjks cause I like my current one

>>44079636
It's why druella deserves to be gory paste under the claw of a malef, the one true demon ruler.

>>44079651
'Merica is touched too? Fugg, portal when for healthy but cheap food?

>>44079614
>Be you, regular lonely peasant
>One day, there's an odd knocking on your door
>It's a giant, monstrous pink cat holding an unconscious large mouse in its maw
>It drops the monster on your welcome mat and walks away without explaining further
>You swear it winked at you
BROTHERS, WHAT THE FUCK?!

I want to fuck Druella while I am high off abyssal potions.

>>44079597
She was accused of giving Holstaur milk to a disproportionate number of Creeping Coins.
>>44079661
Entire world is dealing with it, mate.

>>44079670
>Eros paladins get to pet big cats
it's not fair order bros, where are our divine creatures?

>>44079692
the angel with a strange, monster like aura around her.

>>44079692
Being an Eros paladin is the best of two worlds. Big adventure, fighting and being a knight while also bringing genuine smiles to people.

>>44079692
Keep praying to the statue of our lord and savior the chief god. In fact, pray at night! I've heard that if you pray at night with that one chief god statue, which is always changing positions with nobody else around, then something really good will happen!

>>44079692
There's always Judas, the Divine Dog. Ignore those who say her silvered halo is naught but tin foil and those without faith who report rumors of her guiding men to unholy-but-accepted monsters.

What the fuck are my tastes

>>44079516
>too close
There's no such thing as being too close to a snake

>>44079730
I respect leaving roper so low. mgqs roper was shit.

>>44079735
any closer and she'll be behind me

>>44079730
>What the fuck are my tastes
Trash.

>>44079516
>kenkou crosses brief foray into vore, dryfishing, and shotacon

>>44079750
That's the plan. She'll be behind you, in front of you, and on your sides all at once because her tail will be wrapped around you.

>>44079765
I know right? Cait and cu aren't for everyone but who could hate humpty?
100% fresh, virgin scrambled egg.

>>44079692
You get the elasmotherium as a divine beast supposedly the real life unicorn.
https://files.catbox.moe/83vg4y.jpeg

>>44079730
>ranking porc and dormouse that low
>ranking dolls and scorpoion that high
Bad taste

>>44079787
There is nothing wrong with liking dolls. I agree with the Girtabilu, I like them, but not enough for a top 10 spot. Need to do this again when I'm not tired from work.

>>44079661
>healthy but cheap food?
Healthy and cheap is easily possible just not palatable .
It's a cheap healthy tasty pick two situation

>44079750

>>44079830

>>44079830
oh no

>44079750
>44079810
>responding to scatfag
kys

>>44079879
You need to live and let live, anon.

>>44079879
>scatfag
?

>>44075550
What a weak Monster, I would walk up and tell her, that her eye is pretty and she would be a blubbering mess.
So weak, not even Lv.1 slime tier, pure weak.

>44079889
You need to fuck off back to /trash/, taking the name off to defend yourself isn't fooling anyone.

>>44079879
>>44079899

Who are you replying to?

>>44079879
>>44079899
(You)

>>44079891
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

Reminder

>>/jp/thread/42698793#p42704943
>>/jp/thread/42938688#p42950447
>>/jp/thread/43067798#p43070204

>44079889
Breathshitter needs to stop posting.

>>44079893
Finish her off with a kiss on the cheek!

>>44079350

>>44079989
>Caught the mofukuza boss shlicking when I was delivering her fried tofu and Whisky.

>>44079989
I want to peel that eye patch back and release it to let it slap her in the eye

>>44079350

Go for the ears.

>>44080046
I always attack the weak spot for massive damage. Turn about is fair play so my wife does the same.

>>44080023
>in the eye
anon...

>>44080084
I'm sure she's just chuuni and only wears the eye patch because it looks cool.

>>44080118
the accident... was pretty bad anon

>>44080084
>Anon makes an off hand post about how the person driving in front of him must have had only one eye to be driving that bad
>Sends shocks through the non-binocular community
>Public apology. Anon has to marry a gazer, cyclops, and a spider of his choosing.
>Monster justice - an eye for an eye

>>44079923
That third one is actually my idea for this weekends story

>>44080135
The accident that didn't give her any other scars? The accident she never provides any explicit details of? The accident that requires you to buy colored nonprescription contacts that don't match her eye color for her? That accident?

>>44079989
I'm gonna tell her boss

>>44080118
>I'm sure she's just chuuni and only wears the eye patch because it looks cool.
This is probably really common with Tsuraras.

Gonna cheat at high-stakes poker in the MGC casino

I want a big old woman with a flat chest.
And you cannot stop me.

Gonna get boya'd by very big rich monsters at the MGC casino

>>44080277
Molestation is NOT cool, bro!

>>44080308
>>44080323
what casinos are in MGC?

>>44080335
there's the snake pit, run by anon and his apophis wife

>>44079822
Have you never eaten beans rice with veggies like peppers and stuff? That's really cheap and tasty

>>44080335
the cat kingdom front where if you win too much you get the ultra jackpot of a 100% cat wife.

What if I want to become a Meido in front of Kiki?
What if I was the Meido and I used my powers to marry Kiki to create the ultimate Meido by partaking in procreation with Kiki?

Imagine being overrun by a mob-faced horde.

>>44080335
There'd probably be a few shaped like palaces and pyramids like in Vegas but I'd attend the Dragon's Hoard casino. The whole place is decorated like a dragon's lair with the pile of gold being the bar manned by creeping coins. It's probably run by some haughty malef

>>44080407
I don't know, that sounds more like an otohime thing.

>>44080399
that wukld be cute, i would mostly grab one and hug her till she passed out due to how cute she is to me

>>44080335
I prefer The Swamp. Got a lot of Gators there, and their drinks h

If they offer you a job at the MGC casino DO NOT TAKE IT
They make you wear a bunny suit and you are never seen again after your first shift...

Does anyone have fake hooker stories? Please bros I need them

>>44080399
Would do my best to escape from the mob faced cuties but not before I grab one of them to escape with and make my mob faced wife

>>44080335
playin blackjack with a trumpart croupier.

>Like ocelomeh, but she holds top 10 and not somthing like top 5
>Get a taco, like, a REALLY good taco, one of those life changing tacos
>Ocelomeh shoots up to top 3
Is that racist? that feels racist.

>>44080335
Always be careful with those casinos. If you end up in debt to one, you'll have to sell your body at the brothels (often owned by the same mamano). Well, it isn't so bad, after you pay off your debt, you'll probably be married to one or more women.

>>44080456
Probably but I wouldn't worry about it.

made another little sketch of my wurm wife
Anna-Maria

>>44080488
pink foxes are relatively safe, right?

>>44080488
>>44080494
that be a pink fluffy cow

>>44080488
>>44080494
Evil is stored inside the chest.

>>44080494
ANON WATCH OUT HER SWEATER IS PRIME-

These damn lizards keep inviting themselves in to use my room and bath. I can't even keep my fridge stocked

>>44080494
>pink
>fox
>safe
yep. tota-
>eyes opened for you
sorry anon its too late for you, we'll hold a virginity funeral in your honor.

She is not mediocre. She is a trained fox ninja.

>>44080568
Anon you have ruined your reputation here completely for awhile, you should take a break from here for about a couple years.

>>44080622
The mick does nothing but spew mentally ill garbage, he should take a permanent break from life

>>44080622
I expect a playable demo within three months at the rate I am going so a few years delay is not really realistic. I don't expect /jp/ to care much about monster girl content anyway.

>>44080335

>huh wonder what game that i-
>>44080622
oh. its him.
its going to be some grimdark shit isnt it?

>>44080725
who cares?

WHY ARE YOU REPLYING?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS?
WHY ARE YOU INVITING RESPONSES?
JUST REPORT
JUST REPORT
JUST KEEP REPORTING

Would you want your wife to gangbang you? I would

>>44080725
You know the answer is some of his smarmy self-serving insanity. Don't bother asking.
Fucking retard. Both of you are fucking retards.

>>44080725
Obviously, he's a permanently buckbroken schitzo that does nothing in good faith. And even more obviously, he will finish nothing because he's an impotent crackhead.

>>44080740
maybe every once in a while, as a treat

>>44080740
y

>>44080760
>>44080740
>Surrounded by doppel clones of my wife
>Hugging me
>Trailing kisses all over my body
>Petting me
>Licking and nibbling
>Tracing circles on my palms or chest
>Whispering nice things in my ear about how I'm a good husband and they love me

>>44080740
I'd multiple lims

Do Orderites really?

>>44080740
doppel potion + hebi = ?

>>44080472
Anon, your wife is cute. POST LEWD HANDHOLDING PICS

>>44080740
>tfw can't post Baphofag's comms because they are hella nsfw
>tfw comms plural because the madlad got multiple

>>44080725
I only make grimdark content in protest. Something like dungeons and dragons I guess.

>>44080804
yes she is a cute old wurm but those pics are for me
>>44080740
i already have three
so 9 is way too much for me an d the bed to handle the shortest one is 7ft for christ sake

>>44080803
Mating ball. Don't be stupid
They are all her. If she drinks the potion and starts making clones, that means she's all ready to cooperate with herself on this, and all the clones are going to share that plan.

Don't reply. Just report for low quality.
There is a rule against shitposting.

>>44080740
Yes.

>>44080844
What do you have against mating balls.
>>44080806
>take this bait
>immediately see another comm of this guy as an adonis fucking his extremely androgynous "wife".
I'm actually gonna catbox it, it's that funny.
https://files.catbox.moe/6oryoi.jpg

>>44080891
ah yres the creepy sea cow

>>44080862
i don't like when that horse looks at me like that

>>44080891
Bags under eyes + long eye covering hair + huge tits makes a girl an automatic 10/10.

>>44080891
Tig bitty and spoopy gals.
Truly a wonderful combo

>>44080870
It's amusing how much seethe a dude who doesn't even browse 4chan brings out of you.

>>44080913
I don't really think about it outside the rather sad relation to mge.

>>44080950
>Rather sad relation to MGE
>Is a literal OC from one of the myriad of circlejerk communities built around the IP
>You're still this mad six months later
Really granulates my granola my guy.

I made the kiki more androgynous. No need to thank me.

>>44080969
WRONG

>>44080969
i don't think you know what that word means
is that the joke?

Good girls glow

>>44080974
OH MY GOD
THE KIKI ALP'D!

>>44080906
>>44080910
my brothers
i love them as well
creepy girls with a curvy body are amazing just imagine how much of cute spagethhi spiller she'll be when she sees her husbando in the flesh for the first time