/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Destroying it and killing its inhabitants in extermination camps

>>44036454
Momiji is the only good character in that pic
Rest is overrated trash

>>44036470
That's a bad idea, anon.

[x] Jump in the lake

>>44036470
Why would you do that!? Only a handful of them eat humans and they're all cute!!

>>44036454
FInd the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
Confess my undying love to Remimi.
Get rejected and then commit suicide in the forest.

>>44039588
Find the Scarlet Devil Mansiom.
Confess my undying love to Remimi.
Get married to her and watch that other guy kill himself, then mating press her and start a loving family.

Probably fucking DIE

>>44036470
The only correct answer.
Total youkai death. Millions must die.

Meet up with the other anons that got isekai'd and hug them

>>44036454
Find Reimu and beg on my hands and knees for her to send me back. If that doesn't work, walk into the woods and get eaten.

>>44036509
>>44039488
>>44040185
In a non-ironic way, I have a pretty good plan to destroy Gensokyo.

i would kiss this >>44040227 anon on the lips

>>44040942

>>44040931
Doses it involve lunarians?

>>44041141
Lunarians in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital?

>go to the Garden of the Sun
>find Yuuka
>propose to Yuuka
There is a good chance I'll die but I don't care

>>44041171
I'm happy for you, I don't have the courage to propose to my favorite character....

Gather as much information as possible, survive, get out via Reimu, and then I'll find a way back in after a few years to deal with it...

>>44041215
I would reveal the existence of Gensokyo and its crimes to the outside world, and it would give me great pleasure to see the place destroyed in a massive invasion and nuclear attack.

>>44039488
>Why would you do that!?
My wife cheated on me

>>44039041
Came here to post this.

Might also drink some of Keine's mineral water.

>>44041148
The ones in the capital.

I would acquire a massive bottle of nihonshu and immediately head to the Hakurei Shrine, insist that I am from now on a permanent assistant on the grounds to be by Reimu's side at all times, get drunk with the grumpy miko and enjoy a slow life of bliss by her side from that day on. Listening to the cicadas and the hot summer wind, eating watermellon, holding hands while laying down on our backs on the engawa.... ah, bliss.

>>44041440
Yes, I have a plan to destroy the Moon together with Gensokyo.

>>44036454
Bullshit my way to the Palace of Earth Spirits and give Satorin, Orin, Okuu, and Koishi the biggest hugs ever. I am unironically losing my mind every night imagining how soft the Komeiji sisters would be when hugging them or squishing their cheeks playfully, should they let me.

>>44042111
Who do you think is softer, Satori or Koishi?

If I got isekai'd into Gensokyo and found out that there were anons planning to destroy it and the moon, I would make my priority number 1 the elimination of these anons.

>>44042173
Definitely Satori. Koishi is always wandering around while Satori is reading and writing in her room, not to mention she has a larger body and chest.

>>44042244
Let's see if you can against this anon, eh

>>44042244
And him!

>>44042244
You can't beat me, but I'll spare a fellow /jp/sie.

I would do the same thing that happens to me every single time I get somewhere out of my own volition.
Figure a way to get out of there.

>>44042329
Do you want to destroy Gensokyo? How many Psychopaths are here in /jp/?

>>44042343
Its a prison. Yukari is evil and must be put down.

>>44042351
No, no, no, I want to destroy Gensokyo because there are H*m*ns, those shitty creatures, then, I would kill them all for being disgusting l*v*ng beings.

>>44042343
You'll never know which /jp/sie will be out for your blood. They might appear friendly at first just to attack you when you least suspect it. You'd have to kill every one of them that you encounter just to be safe, or risk running into the one who'll kill you. Sooner rather than later word would spread of your atrocities and other /jp/ anons who had no interest in killing you will find themselves in a position where they will have to do so if they come across you to protect themselves.

>>44042496
So /jp/ is something like a Battle Royale where a bunch of Anons represented by their favorite 2hus fight to the death?

Make a beeline towards Rumia's location. I am confident I can convince or deceive her into joining my journey. Future efforts to add/befriend some other youkai well be consequently easier, much like making frens is IRL

>>44042633
I wish you luck my dear /jp/sie

>>44036454
What's Koishi making the heart symbol for? She always does it but what is she "hearting" actually? It's never explained.

>>44042566
Yes, except my favorite 2hu will always win because I love her more than you love yours. Checkmate.

>>44036485
No Lily White slander allowed

>>44042910
Its likely representative of her ability to read hearts in addition to minds, just like Satori has hearts all over her. Deep inside I'm sure they long to connect with others in loving ways, which is probably another reason they've got them. Sweet girls.

>>44036454
rape

>>44042173
I've debated with myself several times over this and more often than not the winner is Koishi due to her overly long sleeves. It's usually a very close cut, though, and honestly I'd hug both at once if I could..

Find the moriya shrine and confess my undying love to kanako!

>>44036454
get along with aya, help making her newspaper and hanging out with her. then asked her to be my girlfriend once she started to have a feeling with me.

>>44047742
This but with Mystia helping at her Izakaya

>>44036454
>cutesokyo
Marry a cute youkai girl and start a business selling Outside World products.

>canonsokyo
I will reverse engineer magic and obtain forgotten lore and objects. Using the knowledge I have gathered, I would then slowly start a series of actions focused on reviving the supernatural while allowing governments to prepare to take advantage of the vast changes in reality. Make several patents and enjoy the mountains of money with a youkai wife by my side.

>grimsokyo
Escape immediately, and contact the United States Government and tell them about the parasitic youkai, then wait for the mechanised legions to deal with them. Failing that, I would set off a chemical bomb at the Village.

>>44048834
>canonsokyo
>grimsokyo
there is no difference between the two. But I get where you're coming from, you have to let go of the influence.

>>44036454
Find Mima and observe as my bones ascend into a higher being above even Yukari herself

>>44050597
Grimfag OUT

>>44036454
I'm going to find out if they really are iron-flavored.

>>44052942
i miss yuugifag, where has he been?

>>44036454
Try to absorb enough magical power to become pic related and GENOCIDE CUTTAH any youkai that dares to harm Kogasa

>>44043292
It doesn't depend on how much you love her, it depends on her power, which is your favorite 2hu?

>>44036454
Get myself youkai wife

>>44036454
After surviving the feral youkai gauntlet see the conditions on the ground for humans, then either make things better by trying to introduce some amenities like plumbing. Or enact the plan to destroy gensokyo

>>44036454
Gensokyo is cool and all but let's say you spawn in one of the more dangerous realms like the Underworld for example.

>>44058265
Why would you start there? That'd be silly
Either way assuming you start past Yamame you'd have a decent enough chance of tricking Parsee to let you past. After that it'd be navigating the oni till you can reach a safe enough place like the palace or are able to befriend a human friendly oni like Suika. Though I wouldn't count on either.
After that its a matter of finding employment at the palace

>>44058298
>the palace
You'd probably fail at there, lol.

>>44058570
I choose to believe Satorin would enjoy hiring a secretary that isn't going to be shitfaced 1 hour into the job or walk out to go fight and party

>>44058298
>tricking Parsee to let you past
Why would she need to be tricked?

>>44059124
She'd be really jealous of a human being able to make it that far and block your way.

>>44055933
multiple youkai wives

>>44036485
True but only Flandre is the good one and everything else is turbo-autistic.

I like to imagine the music in the games is actually diegetic and the girls and the surroundings just blast the ZUNpets 24/7 on full volume so according to my headcanon the first thing I'd do is go fucking deaf

>>44036454
The language barrier is a massive problem, if you have no knowledge of japanese language then nobody will understand you apart from possibly Remilia who may know English due to her origins and Satori due to her mind-reading capabilities, but you have to know that they can't stick around you forever and have to attend to their own business.

>>44070032
I'd imagine that Keine would help with learning Japanese if you asked nicely

>>44070048
>if you asked nicely
In what language, genius?

>>44070073
the sexual kind ;)

>>44070073
In my very broken sounding japanese and stupid hand gestures, plus it would be quite obvious to her if you didn't speak the language by simply speaking

>>44070032
>Remilia who may know English
It's like nobody reads the print works anymore.

>>44070094
What accent might Remi have? There's so fucking many in bongland

>>44070032
why would remilia be the only one? there's no reason to believe that the other residents in the sdm wouldn't know english too

>>44070122
Thick aberdonian creole, the kind where you just have no idea what the actual fuck they are saying but it's technically still english.

>>44070155
this and she also switches to a low burly manly voice whenever she speaks English

>>44070094
>>44070122
>Sakuya might have a posh upper-class accent
My urge to marry her rises

>>44070171
>MMh, Sak'ya, thiss' michty fyne tee in't it?
>Ay, f'eel be hau'n more a' this an' aa'.
>Go aaf n' mak me some mealie puddin', 'taa.
I am so sorry.

>>44070032
I think you're forgetting quite a few characters who might know English aswell, Yukari presumably visits the Outside World a lot so she might understand you too, Eirin is a lunarian who might know every language in history, Kosuzu might know a thing or two, Akyuu too, Mamizou used to live in the Outside World for a long time so she might know quite a lot of languages too, Hecatia is also presumably knowledgeable since she got her T-Shirt from the Outside World.

Would it be too cruel to enslave Gensokyo in order to turn it into an amusement park?

>>44070226
I'm pretty sure that's what the Lunarians were going to do to the inhabitants if they weren't able to kill them if the plan in th15 succeeded

>>44070208
Eirn only knows 11th century old Ænglisc, and thinks that longbows are the kids of today's hit new fad.

>>44070226
Gensokyo is even better than an amusement park, it's a supernatural national park where the fauna is mostly compromised of different youkai species that look like fancy-dressed girls

>>44070248
>comparing youkai to wild animals in nature
You're repulsive anon, how dare you.

>>44070258
It's the truth, youkai are little more than animals with barely any civility and they can't produce anything on their own without stealing it from humans in someway.

Think I could seduce Meiling?

>>44036454

>Become a dwarf.
>Find other Dwarves.
>Dig a hole, build a fortress.
>Dead youkai wagon.
>conquer hell.
>Incite a war between the fairies & gnomes.
>Kick the tengu & other youkai out of youkai mountain.
>Get drunk.
>Insult that hag.
>Conquer the rest of gensokyo.
>Get drunk again.

>>44070573
Oni grindset

>>44070650
Oni's can stay.

>>44070208
The Scarlet sisters are around the area of 1500s France, at the time the nobility was mixing cultures between Bongland and Snailland. Remi speaks English, is French-Italian in heritage, and her sister comes from French Flanders in what is now Belgium. They probably have knowledge of Anglo-Saxon, German, and French, mixed with a weeb level of Old Japanese. Patchouli is from England around the time right before or during the Victorian era, and Sakuya has the speaking patterns of an old French maid that slips into a more relaxed speech pattern when dealing with others. Meiling speaks in Mandarin with a Shanghai accent while speaking with a stereotypical Chinese accent when communicating in English. Koakuma, I'm convinced, speaks in a soft, posh French accent but acts like she's from Tampa Florida.

>>44073122
>fr*nch
Nuh uh this isn't my SDM crew, Remi definitely speaks like a chav up from the North of England whenever she has a charisma break

Join the Taoist temple, hopefully they'll help supply food and shelter for the students. I just want a quiet, simple life of seeking enlightenment, the magic would just be a nice bonus.

open a bakery because i can't survive without baguette

>>44074820
Unfortunately Miko is canonically someone who doesn't care about her disciples, she's gonna use you as a courier

>>44036454
Amaría a Youmu todos los días de mi vida

>>44036454
I would divert all of my resources to destroying this anon >>44075813

>>44036454
why is black hair rare in gensokyo?

>>44036454
I would divert all of my resources to supporting this anon >>44075813

>>44076529
This, its why Kasen is best teacher for someone wanting to do Tao shit. Just uhhh, don't play with the funny arm she has sealed in her living room

>>44036454
rate my plan /jp/

1) get gapped
if Yukari is there: Ask her "人間の里何処ですか" and then turn 360 degrees away from her her directions because I know that that fucking hag is lying
then/if Yukari isn't there: Climb a tree
2) After climbing the tree try to spot the Human Village (*)
if I spot it: swiftly walk towards it, when confronted by someone/something run as fast as possible because any living thing %99 wants to either rape or kill me
if I spot the Hakurei Shrine/any other human friendly establishment: ask anyone with resemlence of power "人間の里何処ですか" and also clarify I am a "外の世界の人間" also try to see if they please have "宜しければ食べ物とか何か合ったら" (the Hakurei Shrine probably doesn't)
if I spot SDM/Misty Lake: swiftly walk towards it and ask Wakasagihime for directions, possibly befriending/marrying her ending the plan here.
if I don't spot any of it: spot the Youkai Mountain and swiftly walk towards the safe way up the Moriya Shrine. This is most likely suicidal but I have no other choice
if I arrive at the Moriya Shrine: ask anyone with resemlence of power "人間の里何処ですか" and also clarify I am a "外の世界の人間" also try to see if they please have "宜しければ食べ物とか何か合ったら"
with directions and possible supplies hope that I was not scammed and won't be eaten/raped on the way
3) Arrive at the Human Village
spot/ask for 鈴奈庵
then: arive at 鈴奈庵
then: meet 小鈴 and fucking not forget that her name is こすず and not こずす
explain my situation by talking but now writing my issues in my mother language because n5 japanese is also an option
start doing odd jobs for the 'Suzu, starting with teaching her Karamanlı Greco/Turkish script
use Suzy to become almost fluent in Japanese
4) Opportunities in the Human Village
either:
Befriend/marry the 'Suzu
Start doing odd jobs for the 'Kyuun like archiving and befriend/marry her
Marry basic bitch from human village
Get no pussy and train in danmaku instead
5) Outside of the Human Village
either:
Go to Kappa Village to flex my STEMcell autism at fellow autists and get a job there (very dangerous)
Go to fellow incel autist Kourin and do jack shit
Find Yukari so I can determine if she is autistic or an asocial psyco (very dangerous)
Go live on top of some mountain and eat youkai to teach them how it feels (very likely to get externminated)
if exterminated: come back as a vengeful spirit and eat more youkai
Eat humans instead and impress Mystia with your sick human cooking skills, befriend/marry her (dangerous)
or: set up rival kebap shop and drive her out of business (dangerous)

>>44077431
>going through all of that trouble instead of scheming a plan to destroy gensokyo and kill the youkai
Cringe.

>>44077493
why would I? Gensokyo is certainly better than this shithole

>>44077493
Calm down Reimu

>>44077493
I don't understand why someone would want to destroy the only place that is interesting in a otherwise boring world.

>>44036454
Rape fairies till reimu takes hands into her own matters and sodomizes me with her gohei.

>>44055166
>it ain't me starts playing

>>44077524
Reimu would have an Aneurysm if she found someone trying to destroy Gensokyo.
>>44077581
I am the one who posted this >>44036470 And I was just kidding, I would really prefer a thousand times to destroy the outside world and live in Gensokyo as if nothing happened.
>>44078312
Hi Kanako-friend!

Stfu Vietnam

Silence American Cunt

Silence FORGINER

>>44083387
>>44079729
>>44079723
Now kiss

>>44036454
Introduce the 2hus into the Nazi party

>>44054061
That's how I like it!

>>44052978
He died along with Kanakofag, Yuukafag, Yukarifag, Ranfag, Byakurefag, Eirinfag and Yuyukofag

>>44036454
Commit horrific experiments on its denizens before fleeing from the sages.

>>44083628
Why do you think I died?
Eirinfag is still here too

>>44083628
I think I'm still alive, let me go check.

>>44087109
Yuukarin thighs..

>>44036470
Careful with that edge. I

>>44087109
>>44087123
Now kiss

>>44091104
The only thighs I kiss are Koishi's

>>44091117
What about chicken thighs?

>>44091126
Nope, sorry.

>>44091138
Your wife has autism, dude

>>44091138
Your waifu is a /jp/sie dude

>>44092010
And what is yours?

>>44036470
Damn bro, with that edge you could hurt yourself.

>>44092030
Retardation but at least I'm not worried whether she'd randomly decide to slay me out of nowhere 4 teh evulz, fagatron.

>>44103047
>4 teh evulz, fagatron.
I didn't understand anything, thank you, i like you and you have cool taste!

>>44092010
And that's a good thing!

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