/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That would actually be farther than I've gotten with a girl in my decades, so I'd consider it a positive and an opportunity for reflection.
Seems surprisingly polite on her part.

>>44069591
I would offer her 100 yen to touch her tiddy

>>44069591
I WANT to lick your clitoris, and I DON'T CARE what you think.
Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way, choice is yours, but I'd bend over now before I have to do this the hard way.
I'm a warrior.

I wave my cash on her face and then rub my glans on her pits

>>44069591
Imagine being a outsider who just want to go home, hearing that the miko can send you back and the first thing you hear when you reach her is this.

>>44069770
Should've brought some donations in order to get her attention.

>>44069591
I just want directions to Marisa's house.
Your body odor is making me sick, so I'd appreciate if you hurried up and told me what I want to know.

>>44069591
Fair enough. I don't want to get involved with me. Just point me to the Sanzu so I can go for a swim.

>>44069591
i'd rather hang out with cirno anyway bitch

I'd be more curious than anything. She might be rejecting me because her position as a shrine maiden makes it impossible to have such relationships.
Whatever the reason may be, I wouldn't dwell on it just as I haven't in real life.

Point the way to Ran and Chen then...

not my miko, i stick with the moriya gang.

>>44071009
Do you know how to fly to bypass the great barrier to the underworld?

>>44071210
?

>>44069591
I'll try again tomorrow, just like I did yesterday

>>44071009
That's a small Ran.

>>44069591
Sauce? I simply cannot find it. I know it is Hiroya's, but I just can't find it.

>>44071425
It's a cute Ran.

>>44069591
"...thats fine, bless your heart and have a blessed day, miss."
Turn 180 degrees and walk away

>>44071575
Why is she dancing so badly so close to the camera?

>>44072186
Don't encourage the ranfag, just let him know that we're all disappointed in him.

>>44072186
Ran wins.

>>44072186
Congratulations, now you have 3DRan cooties.

Ran always wins and when she wins, we all win.

>>44069591
Oh. No, it's fine. I get it.
Well, bye then.

>>44069591
"Someone like you?" Please explain.

>>44069591
Understandable.

>>44069591
Miss, I just come up here because it's a good work-out with all the stairs and spiritual significance.

If you want to be like that, then I can always stop donating while I'm here, though.

Y'know that pixiv emote of the elephant with the nosebleed? That's what I'd be doing

>>44071275
That's the spirit! I like this guy.

>>44069888
>body odor is making me sick
Like most Japanese, Reimu has the dry earwax gene, so she naturally has very little body odor. But her Ying-Yang Orbs canonically allow her to smell like whatever she likes, so she's doing it deliberately to annoy you.

>>44077173
She hasn't taken a bath in two months anon, I don't think it's intentional.

>>44077195
Nonsense bathing is a huge part of shinto spiritualism in maintaining purity, Reimu is lazy but does her part in doing said rituals. She is not smelly

>>44077218
Alice, however, will often go months without bathing, and without the advantage of Japanese genetics.

>>44077289
Alice bathes about as often as she washes her clothes. Due to her skill she often just makes a new dress in a new style she wants instead of bathing.
Well its not like she has friends coming over anyways...

>>44069591
Hypnosis rape time

Imagine being politely but firmly rejected by Reimu.

>>44069591
i just want to know where the bathroom is

Reimu deserves a spanking.

>>44069591
Well what?

>>44069654

Reimu's womb deserves a spanking

>>44069591
I would offer her 100 yen to touch her tiddy

>>44069591
WOW im off to go fuck a youkai

How do I get a Reimu gf irl?
Meaning a gf that was like Reimu. How do you even conquer the heart of a girl like that

>>44092001
I'm struggling at just getting a gf getting a gf like Reimu would be even harder

>>44079603
Offer her some medium rare dirt.

>>44092001
Just be a handyman who is handsome. It's that simple, really.