/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What do you think of Monstergirl dress sense? Would you be okay with your wives and daughters out in public dressed in a way that would get them arrested for indecent exposure in human societies?

reach for the sky

>>44058066
There's a snake in my boot!

>>44058064
Unlike you, I oppose Sharia Law.

>>44058066

>>44058064
I love pretty dresses.

Why haven't the portals opened yet Druella you lazy bitch

>>44058123
Don't be so racist.

>>44058180
Imagining desert monsters making men cover up and raping them when they expose themselves

>>44058239
being wrapped up in snake is a good way to protect anon's modesty

44058176
Shut the fuck up frog, no one likes you

Yetis!

>>44058312
bat holder, baguette holder, arm warmer; what can't she do?

I know a perfect way to get monsters to not want to date you, show off how many plushies and squishmellows you own, they'll think you're a loser and run away

>>44058392
Wow. Thanks! Those pyrows will stop bothering me for sure.

I am going to write a grimdark soulsborne MGE fic but the twist is it's actually just MGE and the MC marries Druella

>>44058414
why?

>>44058176
Sorry but thr Baph in charge misheard and researched porters for the last 8 years, at least Druella has very good dark beers avaliable now

>>44058414
Yeah but it'll be outshone by MY grimdark soulsborne fic but the twist is the MC is just chuuni and went in the wrong direction from Druella's castle into a white castle instead

>>44058458
but druella has a part time job burgerflipping over there

>>44058468
The MC then asks to see the manager, which is Druella. And the two get in an argument because the MC's burger was 'colder than the icy depths of the artic'. It ends in the MC getting a replacement meal and coupon for his next visit.

>>44058066
>put yourself in the bag, now!

>>44058356
>what can't she do?
Open a jar of jam, but that's where you come in! Yuki-onnas and ice girls will freeze the jar, White Horn-san is busy with school, and Wendis are scared of fruits and veggies, you'll need to open jars of jam every morning so Yetis can put it on their toast

>>44058356
>what can't she do?
Give you a ride.

>>44058399
I tried that and they just laid in my bed and won't leave and demand I bring them food
I hate pyrows they're mean bullies

>>44058426
Druella needs love too

>>44058568
I don’t know I think I like her human form better gives me Minotaur vibes.

>Lamia Family
>Reptile Type
>ELECTROTARUS

>Habitat: Mountainous areas, wastelands, valleys
>Disposition: Lustful, ferocious
>Food: Carnivorous, wild animals, etc.

>A powerful Lamia that manipulates a kind of demonic electricity. She possesses a lustful and ferocious personality.
>This mamono uses electrical shocks to get a husband. Her tail contains a power-generating organ surrounded by a stack of molted shells. By swinging this around, she can stores up electricity in her body and emits a high-power directional electric current from the tip of its tail.

>This mamono's electricity does not have the power to hurt people, but instead gives a strong, numbing pleasure that will render the target incapacitated. Once her prey is stunned, she will further constrict the his movements using her serpentine body, before beginning to mate.
>When joined with a man at the hips, she envelops her entire body in a faint electric current, before channeling that current through her vagina and directly into the genitals of her partner. The intense pleasure is so great that no man is able to resist spewing his semen into her.

>When it comes time to molt, the black scales on her body seem to crack open, revealing a new layer of scales that emit a brilliant light. This new skin is further accompanied by a discharge of all the lightning the Electrotarus has stored in her body, making both monsters and humans in the surrounding area grow numb almost at random.
>As her new skin hardens, it is said she will take her time searching for and enjoying prey as her scales return to their typical, insulating blackness.

I will not lose to hag saggers!

>>44058640
I almost read that as hag niggers I feel bad now, though choco monster hags would be something.

Which species would be the most fun as a sexy spy from either Germany or Russia who captures the hero and sexily interrogates him?

>Post Portal
>The Hellhound Cashier at Mcdonalds is starting to call me 3 for free when she collects my McChicken sauce on her lunch break.

>>44058676
Dark elf.

>>44058686
Hellhounds are NIGGERS and would rove in gangs on she street playing knockout game with human men (they are the ones being knocked up)

>>44058640
I consider them touching my face a victory.
>>44058656
Hot cocoa for a young man is good too.

>think I'm bad at magic huh

>>44058676
Interrogation? Hoo?

>>44058676
Pic related probably works as secret police for the Pharaoh

>>44058625
So she's like a rattlesnake with electricity. Electro play might be fun if accompanied by a nice, cozy lamia hug. At the same time, I'm curious about the EM fields.

>>44058517
If you find a sleeping whitehorn, you should make it a priority to stick your fingers in her ears for a few moments.
This is a proven strategy to wake her, but also stun her such that you do whatever you want to her, such as rubbing her velvet, sniffing her hair, and even, dare I say it... hold her hands.

>This anon is weird and depraved
Yes.

>>44058783
This is just silly
I refuse to be party to this shenanigans

>>44058123
I would beat you with my wife's shoe if she had any.

>>44058826
no, not the feathers

You know it makes me wonder how do Dragons and Hellhounds wear shoes their feet are fucking huge.
They gotta have comedically large shoes.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44058952
clown shoes bigger than bogie shoes

>>44058952
Their feet are too resilient to need them.

>>44058952
cheshire manages

>>44058952
>trying to trap the beans

>>44058974
I know I’m the true monster of the MGE world.

cute gnome.

The greatest monster known is the one we call man.

>>44058974
The beans should be protected.

>>44058676
Wight would be fantastic. I bet kamaitachi would work surprisingly well, too. Who could resist bad cop, bad cop, good cop?

>>44058995
I want to fuck the little penguin give her to me.

>>44058952
Why would they wear shoes? Monster mana protects

I don't want sex

>>44059065
Wasn’t thinking, thought it would be funny seeing monster girls in big shoes that look like they belong in a circus.

>>44058676
>Nobody brought up best girl

>>44059065
They want to be fashionable too.

>>44058989
i-i just said your tails look nice! im not trying to harass you or anything... p-please stop looking at me like that!

>>44059085
it kills the tension when she can just take it

>>44059065
NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO SERVICE

>>44059068
There’s always power gains.

>>44059085
>You expect me to talk?
>No, Mr. Bond. *schlorp*
Boring. Even worse is when we find out at the end of the movie that the MC is just a normal office worker having advanced roleplay with his wife.

>>44059138
Hey I liked the post credit scene where he became a giant cosmic squid.

>>44059068
Your guardian angel heard that

>>44059136
Imagine being on a quest from God or something and then you get dabbed on by this humongous clown bitch

>>44059100
>Implying there can't be a struggle in your mind
Imagine it, desperately trying to hide the information burying it deep, but she keeps using more pleasure to break down your barriers until you're a broken mess drooling and giving all the information you have for more of her love
>>44059138
>Roleplay with wife
That's a cute ending though! I love stuff like that

>>44059198
Abyssal Foxes, I knew they started to invade the abyss.

>>44059138
I like how he squirmed his way out of the laser trap.

>>44059175
Lizzie Doss vibes.

>>44059216
anywhere power can be found, so too do you find foxes

>>44059276
i will have sex with this monochromoe girl and have kids with her chunni ass

>>44059175
She teaches the meaning of "Be fruitful and multiply."
Hopefully the nephilim problem has been solved by now.

>>44059293
>Six Fingered Handjobs

>>44059293
the flood wouldn't have gone down like that if ms sea bishop was there

>>44059264
the cutest little fox

>>44059264
Small foxes are very trustworthy, men should date them instead of hags.

>>44058028

>>44058783
Watt?

>>44059376
I would

>>44059380
I like this one more,but it doesn't have the aqua filter.

>>44059349
Nah I’d rather child sacrificers and cannibalistic monstrosities be drowned Mamonos wouldn’t want anything to do with them.

>>44059386
Were?

>>44059399
Why (t) ?

Is there a point where a robot girl can be considered a monster girl? What about cyborg girls? What if the tech is organic and functioned biologically? If you think about it, isn't Frankenstein's monster a very primitive form of robotics, and that one's firmly considered monster girl territory. Where do you draw the line?

Daily reminder, steal monsters dumb silly hats.

>>44059425
it's boring as shit if they just look like a human

How much do you think a Wendigo’s husband weighs?

>>44059399
Wen (digo) ?

>>44059426
Patche is not a monster

>>44059425
I think it would have to be robotics of a magical nature, can't lean too far into the science of it as a monster girl requires some supernatural element such as a mana power source rather than something mundane like a fusion battery or lead acid.

>>44059456
What about mutants or maybe something like the result of experiments?

>>44059480
I believe those would be considered a form of homonculi/golems it would depend on the nature of their creation and disposition.

>>44059480
Aren’t technically all monster girls mutants at least the ones that were human once.

>>44058676
MGC assembles its Avengers
Sends in their top agent, BlackWidow
Is literally a Black Widow

>>44059286
you may think that will cure her chunni ways. you would be wrong however.
>tries to raise your children to be tyrannical overlords from birth
>key word tries
>they end up being the sweetest things on the planet
>she still talk them up about them being powerful beings that could have the world on their knees if they wanted
>its painfully obvious that theyre just normal ass kits
>she dosent tell them off on anything, this usually involves her going somewhere with them and having to interact with "peasants"
>even by the time theyre grown up and foxing their childhood friends, she still acts like that.
>at this point everybody just accepted how she acts and dont get fazed at her threats and monologues about her incredible power and intellect

>>44059446
Is she not a youkai?

>>44059533
I believe she’s just a witch if I remember right.

>>44059425

>>44059533
yeah, there's two types of magicians. she's magician youkai

>>44058952
They don't.

>>44059494
Do you make a distinction if the mutation is scientific as opposed to magical in nature? I think it's an interesting question to consider. Sci-fi monster girls seem severely underrated.

>>44059575
If the body is physically changed yes I do consider that a mutation and who’s to say the magic doesn’t change your genetic code slightly too.

>>44059533
>"In Touhou, "magician" is both a profession and a species of youkai. Any human magician can become a magician youkai by researching magic that takes away their need for food, but some magician youkai are born in this state naturally. Regardless of origin a magician youkai's body is essentially human, and they do not possess the enhanced physical strength and durability of most youkai"

She's the species variant.

>>44058028
>Let me play you the song of my people.

>>44059597
Optimal cow state.
And yes, I mean cow, no monster girl with a bust that big is anything but a cow.

>>44059575
>the changing of the structure of a gene, resulting in a variant form that may be transmitted to subsequent generations, caused by the alteration of single base units in DNA, or the deletion, insertion, or rearrangement of larger sections of genes or chromosomes.
I mean getting a new transformed body and powers would most likely in tell genes being manipulated around.

>>44059613
>"do not mock me. child of man."
>"i was ancient even by the time your pitiful nations came into existence!"
>"i am not some docile farm animal you can just squeeze and drink from"
>"what are you-"
>"i-im not your mother you dumb ape!"
>"kyaaah! stop sucking on them- guuuh"
and so a new, very loud cow was born.

>>44058952
Dragons are too prideful to conceal their draconic features with something like shoes.
If they absolutely had to? The same magic shoes Cheshire has. Or a Polymorph spell.

>>44059676
Surprise lactation is wonderful.

>>44059676
Ancient evil not so smug after milking.
>"I swear, he will rue the day her reduce me to such a state, playing with mine breasts like I a were a common bovine."
>"And if that were not bad enough he bottles it? I would strike him down if he tried to sell it, or I would were it not for these seals."
>"...Although should he sell mine milk for a high price I may allow it this time for the procurement of funds as it does hold mine stature above all others."
The mental gymnastics are fantastic.

>>44059689
I’m gonna force a dragon to wear the oversized clown shoes, it will be hilarious especially when you hear the squeaking noises she will make when she walks.

>>44059676
> you dumb ape
id love to here as i drew from teats and get hard then get called a dum horny ape

>>44059720
> next day she becomes a bogie dragon

>>44059708
Ancient evils may be old and stiff, but their scheming minds remain as flexible and supple as their breasts.

Not milking holstaurs on purpose to see how huge her titties can get from the milk

>>44059779
it's mutiny, then

>>44059752
>"Regular milkings? What is wrong with this mortal. I allow him to sup upon mine bosom and enjoy the rare occasion to empty my teats and he wishes to make it a regular occurrence."
>"I swear, humanity has grown arrogant in this modern era, were this during mine rule I would have layer curses upon curses thrust upon him as punishment! Even now my tails quiver at the memory."
>"Still, mine back is tired of late and the tightness of mine breasts does ache on occasion so perhaps I may allow him to perform such duties as my servant."
>Succubus in her delivery uniform is sporting a very still smile as she repeats "M-mam I just need you to sign for these jugs."
>"Hmmm? Oh yes, quite right. Here courier, proof of mine receipt of these 'jugs'"

>>44059779
Anon is going to wake up pinned beneath heaving holst honkers and won't be able to leave until he milks her to a more manageable size.

>>44059779
Is it still a nursing handjob when milknis being forcibly squirted into your mouth?

>>44059800
shes the queen of milk! all lesser dairy farmers will cut their losses and kneel once they realize the quality and nutrition of her produce!

>>44059612
>>44059649
Tieflings belong on /tg/ you dork.

>>44059858
>"Hah! This 'Milkers Monthly" hast proclaimed me to be their 'Cow of the Month' due to mine high quality milk and exceptional size."
>"While I will take issue with them associating me with a common bovine I will at least recognize them for their ability to recognize mine greatness."
>"That being said mine royal consort, I believe that if I were to truly unseat this 'Bessie' I will need to increase the flow of mine dairy and the size of my already prestigious bosom."
>"....Must I explained everything to you? Meet me in mine bedroom so that we may ensure both the continuation of my royal lineage and the quality of mine milk."
>"I swear, were this feigned ignorance act you put on not adorable I would have corrected you long ago."

>>44059423
>Anon was adopted by a zombie momster
>She admires high society and works in a Wight's manor as a maid
>Constantly tries to hook up anon with undead girls but it never works out
>At school anon gets teased by a group of Orcs
>All of them super aggressive gyaru-types
>Leader kogal high orc has been picking on anon since they were kids, makes him buy her snacks and do her homework
>Suddenly Hakutaku teacher assigns Anon and high orc to do a project together
>Anon is initially annoyed but gets really nervous and tries asking for a new partner
>"What's the matter Anon, is this the first time you're having a girl in your room?"
>Shit eating grin, all the orc gals are laughing and teasing
>All day anon tries to convince her not to go to his home, but she won't listen
>They end up at the door to his house. Momster's hearse is in the driveway
>"Wait, we really, really can't go in! I need to tell you something about my mom, she's-"
>Door swings open
>Momster immediately starts smothering anon
>"Anon, you'll never guess! My boss's niece is the same age as you, and she's looking for suitors! I've already set up a date for you to for midnight so get dressed and-"
>She look over at the high orc that’s been holding Anon by the back of the neck since school ended
>"Anon, who is this girl?"
>Flashing a grin, the high orc starts "Heh, Anon’s like, my boytoy, and I’m his-"
>"And WHY is she ALIVE?!"
>The high orc is dumbstruck, not expecting that kind of response
>"What the hell do you mean 'alive'?"
>She looks through the door frame and sees posters for a Skeleton idol group and a Dullahan promoting the Undead Army
>The TV is blaring a Kitsune News story about living monsters moving into undead neighborhoods
>The hearse has a bumper sticker saying "DEAD AND LOVING IT" next to "PROUD PARENT OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT MAMONO HIGH"
>Anon finally clears his throat and starts to speak
>"You should know... my mom's a wight supremacist"

>>44059873
Tieflings belong on my dick.

>>44059873
definitely send those ones back but if there's pretty ones they can stay

>go adventure in this dangerous world everyone is after my body
>have to periodically let my succ friend milk me from levels because she gets to learn cool techniques but humans gain EXP easier
>this is my life
>at least I know the Goddess is looking over me
>at least I know my prayers aren’t falling in deaf ears
>after being stripped, raped and treated like a kid countless times I arrive in a mansion
>the Goddess actually HIRED monster girls as maids
My religion is a lie! We have all been fooled! They feed us poison, deny us the cure so that they can milk us for their medicine! The world is just their playground of lust where monster girls can rape you and then when you go to the Church they can rape you as penance! It’s a never ending cycle!

>>44059923

>>44059905
You've created an insatiable monster. More kits and asset increases.

>>44059949

>>44059970
She is not addicted to lording her increasingly large bosom and the number of her daughters over others.
That is a falsehood, she is simply indulging in taking the top spot in this dairy field as a jape.
A joke
She can stop any time she wants.

Would you sodomize your monsterfu?

>>44059984
yep. fully in control of all her actions.
a bastion of reason and logic.
every monster would do the same if they could.

Someone slept in

>>44059984
Well, everything but the milk leaks, anyway. Good thing those seals are absorbent...

>>44060012
>Dormouse sleeping in
So what, she slept for 18 hours instead of 16?

>>44060022
Yes and now she gets to spend 3 hours with her beloved husband before sleeping again, instead of only 1 or 2. We're thinking of going to a supplier of rare and exotic cheese today.

>>44060002
All holes will be penetrated.

>>44060050
Even her nose holes?

How do you stop your wife from level draining you? Anytime I get levels she takes them and gets more smug

>>44060061
She milks you for levels, so you need to milk her back to get levels from her. And she'll be giving you a lot more milk than you give her of your "milk". So eventually, you should be able to become a higher level than her, and then she can't level drain you as effectively.

>>44059983

>>44060017
>>44060010
Soon this ancient evil shall again rule the field of dairy pro-er- rule the land.
Yeah, the land.

>>44060086
what kind of speech would she give after winning the title of dairy queen on live television? will she finally stop denying and admit that she loves being a cow and drop the world ending calamity act? she better not, i married her exactly because of that act.

>>44060010
Triplets. Nice.

The more I think about it the more I realize I would probably stay away from monsters if I got iseakied or portals opened. I'd be terrified of being too evil to be with one, or just too damaged or something.

>>44060061
Is there even a level cap?

>>44060061
I doubt I could stop her.

>>44060122
>"I will accept this title as is mine right, it was only natural that upon embarking upon this quest with my most trusted assistant and consort that victory would be inevitable."
>"Although I will admit that the competition was more frustratingly tenacious than expected, they were but bumps in the road of mine ascent and this grand event is but the inevitable result."
>"I will, however, give modest acknowledgement to mine consort who hast followed me through these trials and fathered mine daughters and one 'Sucy Buuse" for prompt delivery in her Amazonian Van, without her mine milk would lack appropriate containers."
>"An- you dare interrupt me? Dost thou know that mine speeches are....Fine, I will acquiesce this once. While I will no longer persue this 'cow' position actively, I will defend this title with every inch of mine power from usurpers going forward."
>".....Ahem....Thank you all and have a grand evening."

>>44060174
How long is the game?
Download says 2 gigabytes which is a precious amount

>dragged out of your house in the middle of the night
>bag thrown over your head
>drive for what feels like hours
>collar put on your neck, placed into a chair
>spooky voice tells you to remove the bag
>in some sort of abandoned building
>box in front of you
>spooky voice tells you to lift the box
>there are several mugs of warm, frothy milk
>spooky voice begins to rant about how you're always teasing your boss by shaking your ass at her while you make your coffee at work
>tells you that if you like milk in your coffee so much, then you're going to drink ALL the milk
>spooky voice starts to moan and pant while you start to chug the milk
>dragged back to your house after you finish the last mug
>your dragon boss is extra nice to you the next day

>>44059376
i thrust small foxes.

>>44060217
Why did she have to spill whipped cream all over the floor like that?

>>44060233
Thats nothing, you should see them try and eat yogurt.

>>44060233
Monsters are notoriously sloppy with cream and yogurt products. No one knows why.

>>44060217

>>44060233
At least it's not strawberry jam. That stuff is hard to clean out.

>>44060212
What does dragon milk taste like?

>>44060195
My save file is at 8 hours already though I haven’t beaten it yet. I’m playing on Hard Mode which means I get GameOver’d/raped or have to fall back to recover a lot. And also lost some time grinding too.
It isn’t difficult and I’ll probably breeze through without much issue now. It’s just that all succubi have an “element” as an innate card suit (your character is neutral) and Lewis, the first companion, is Hearts. Meaning when you start fighting different suits you will need to raise different befriended companions from mevel 1, which is way faster via level drain since humans get EXP by nearly everything you do while succs only get via combat normally
When I look back it isn’t like the game was necessarily long. It’s just that by the point you reach the Achuko Cave area there are multiple types of suit enemies so I had to fall back to raise companions twice and be selective on who I fought or who I ran away from.

>>44060290
Ask any malef, she'd be happy to share some.

>>44060290
No idea, I've never had it. Milk just hasn't been the same since that night in the warehouse. It tasted like a chai latte with cinnamon and spices, and I haven't been able to recreate the flavor no matter how hard I try.

> 44060156
I want a Kiki & Shog double maido combo
But not 'Shog becomes the house'.
I like having an actual solid house and don't want to fuck random holes in the walls.
Plus the Kiki needs somewhere real to train the Shog in her maidly skills.
I would get a 4poster bed with box base but no springs or mattresses.
Shogy can sleep in the box-frame and be my mattress and those two big pillows with perky purple nipples.
Kiki can sleep in the Maids Chamber or join in.
>Be Anon
>wake up from sleeping on stomach, balls sore from being milked dry all night
>roll over, morning wood schlorping loose from the warm purple grip
>Kiki arrives with breakfast tray
>angry-jealous purple tendrils are massaging Anon's poor sore balls
>nothing a long slow Kiki BJ can't fix...
>eventually the last drops of Anon's coom flows down her Kiki throat
>reinvigorated, Anon pushes the Kiki facedown on the Shog-bed and kneels up behind her
>a hundred eager purple tentacles strip off her maido uniform
>Anon pronebones his Kiki on the Shogbed
>the purple tentacles pleasure all the parts Anon is too focused to reach as Kiki and Shog tongues wrestle
>the absolutely last final no-more spent drops of Anon's coom hits the Kiki's womb as the tentacles encircle his dick and balls to catch any errant droplets
>Anon's breakfast coffee is cold but nobody cares for a long snuggling time

>>44060358
>*Kiki is angry-jealous *that purple tendrils are massaging Anon's poor sore balls

>>44060281
Kiki laughs softly in derision of messy Floof-fox.
>All cleaning is easy and just makes her hornier

>>44060444
are there any maids more useless than a cat maid?

>>44060358
I do believe shogs and kikis should get along. All girls should like each other if they've fallen for the same guy.

>>44060358
>Kinky Shogg sneaks into the bathroom during breakfast to try to disguise herself as Anon's shog-toilet
>Clever Kiki scrubs her 'mouth' out with gel-cleaner and the bristle brush.
Many such incidents.
>When they go to far Anon has to discipline them both with firm spankings over his knee
>Then sits back and watches as they 'kiss and makeup'

>>44060473
i think it can work if ms shog can keep her eldritch hobbies contained to the basement

>>44060464
I suspect that Cu Siths are extremely useless as maidos.
One turned up on our doorstep a few months ago looking for work.
I left her with the Kiki to present her Academy credentials etcetera, and I haven't seen her since.
Most unprofessional to just disappear like that without even a goodbye.
Cus are obviously just rude, no wonder nobody hires them with such behavior.
I asked my Kiki if all Cu maidos were that bad and she just nodded, going back to her cleaning and humming that little tune she sometimes plays on her accordion...

>selling your wifes milk instead of drinking it all
You disgust me

>>44060533
Why are white tattoos better than every other color?

>>44060578
There's only so much a single man can drink anon. I would rather share my wife's gift with the flat chested girls who need it.

>>44060578
t. has a milklet wife.

>>44060578
fairy farming is hard work

>>44060628
>>44060633
>he can't drink all the milk
WEAK

>>44060607
>It's just apple juice and old crow anon, loosen up!

>>44060633
>scientist lich sent to investigate why orphans raised in a small holst farming village are all two standard deviations above average height and strength

>>44060607
Good thing she has all that orange soda, Yoshika is too young to drink.

>>44060628
>>44060633
>>44060637
That just means you dont have enough daughters
Get to it

>>44060678
thats works fine. until they start leaking too.

It appears that your plan to defeat the dragon has instead only made her stronger.

>>44060697
Oh no?

>>44060554
Monster girl holiday camp.

>>44060695
Little known fact, dairy monsters are prone to sharing their husband with their daughters.

>>44060697
I dunno, looks pretty MERE to me.

>>44060678
>>44060695
>>44060721
This is why you need to start milkmaxxing early in your relationship to prepare for when your daughters need milking too.

>>44058568
i prefer her human and pure form more
i love women with green eyes

>>44060697
>>44060717
>>44060742
>ancient evil threatens the world
>stop her with a pregnancy
>gives birth to another being of similar power
>years later an ancient evil and a modern evil threaten the world
gee thanks anons, flawless plan, thanks a whole fucking lot

>>44059175
>that pic
uhh...can we kiss first...?

>>44058028
Always give your monster girl wife a treat.
Especially yoghurt, they always love yoghurt.

>>44060776
>Modern evil
Her mother considers her a moderate. I'll leave further dilution of evil to the youngsters.

Eggs?

>>44060776
How shit of a parent are you?

>>44060782
Don't worry, this one is only into incest

>>44060790
Green eggs.

>>44060796
and ham?

>>44060790

I don't really care of cows

>>44060790

>>44060790
You have to eat all of them.

>>44060802
Egg laying monsters should have extra wide hips.

>>44060837
Post-portal 4mon would be almost entirely dominated by cheshires. Like 70% cheshireposting, 20% anubis autism, 9% other species and 1% confused and scared single men hiding behind 7 proxies and scyring wards

>>44060061
>that succ
pretty sure she just succs you until you're a dried fish

>>44060880
>I've flayed some shit.

>>44060842
All monsters should have extra wide hips

>>44060892
cow

>Try rape me
>Say I consent
>They can't rape me
>Run while they are stupefied
I won.

>>44060934
im gonna hug her

>>44060934
Wait a minute... this isn't the sabbath...

>>44060934
paws too small. catch and release

"Assume the position. You are about to be sacrificed. Every scrap of flesh must be eaten. How do you humans say it? Rip and Tear, yes."

>>44060968
i see pink

Cow in progress. Please wait

>>44060217
>reasons why size difference is great

>walk into the Vampire's castle
>stinky bloodsucking permavirgin thinks she's finally going to get herself a husband
>look over to the left at a Gargoyle who's trying to act like they aren't alive because they're supposed surprise attack people as her minions
>go over and pick up the Gargoyle and bridal carry her out with me
>leave the castle and never return
>Vampire's face when

>>44060217
full image?

>Walk into a vampire's manor
>Call her cute and refuse to leave
She'll get her husband one way or another

>>44061092
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87398237

Where's the cheese?

I really like the manticore story, it was really pleasing. Thanks a lot anon

>>44061143
Smoosh

>>44059908
how could you do this anob

>>44061140
portable, foldable, lightweight, squeezable

>>44059908
Heh, that made me laugh
Good job anon

>>44060991
Moo

https://twitter.com/noiretox/status/1681158049086464003
New wife picture! How big is your wife?

>>44059908
>coherent and aware zombie
a nice change

Me explaining to Bogie that she can't rape me because it is Opposite Day, and if raping me is what she'd do on a normal day then she has to do the opposite and not rape me today. (I will be able to escape her this way and keep my virginity intact, imagine getting raped by a clown, couldn't be me)

>>44060982
You see nothing!

>>44061258
Counter: Bogie explains that if today is opposite day you should rape her instead. If you refuse then she sees through your charade and rapes you anyways.

>>44061172
>Melting Love
So when she gets fucked, does she start going around trying to turn all the female employees into more slimes?

>>44061252
>How big is your wife?

>>44061252
about 9 ft tall when shes at a nirmal crawling height
my other two are 8 and 7ft tall

>>44061269
>bogie explains that if you usually don't consent on normal days then you consent on opposite day

>>44061252
What is it with lich wives and never wanting to wear pants? She's been wearing that same robe for years, Anon. Time to wash it.

>>44061252
Loli size, but she always floats so nobody really notices.

>>44061252
She's only a little taller than me

>>44061252
9 to 12ft

>>44061302
stealing this, thanks for the closeup.

Imagine an asshole Dragon gatekeeping you from being able to get a companion who will love you. She's mana marked you so no other Monsters will any longer take notice of you and she constantly shows up just to stop any attempts of courting from you, with flame if she must. She stalks you constantly and berates you for being a foolish human who clings to worthless concepts like love. She's so mean, she's totally willing to let you die alone like this too before she lets go of her obsession, a century wil pass in a blink of her eye and you'll be gone in no time. She absolutely won't let you have a girlfriend or wife.
In truth, she's attracted to you and just is so terrible at expressing her feelings, she comes off as genuinely malicious like this.

>>44061366
im just gonna rape her
then go after a wurm to use as how honest she shpould be

>>44061366
not if i obsess over her, two can play at this game

>>44061302
Amd then?

>>44061366
I'm just going to put a bullet in my head after 2 months of this. Not point of finally getting the portal but being stuck by someone this mean. It's just pointless spite, it's absolutely disgusting.

>>44061301
The undead have no time for laundry! Thats why I do it for her!

>>44061366
>don't see dragon for a month
>receive a blanket from an anonymous admirer in the mail
>full of claw holes where she accidentally pierced the blanket and singed on one corner from the time she almost burned the blanket from embarrassment
>is noticeably nicer when she sees you resting under it
>quality of knit goods starts to steadily increase over time

>>44061418
You should do that right now and preemptively show her, show them all you mean business and do it. Right now

Is Fish Considered Meat?

>>44061430
Gross. I hope you hose her down once and a while. Why are all undead so unhygenic?

>>44061366
Well I hope she enjoys the hundreds/thousands of years of regret after I'm gone.

>>44061418
>Dragon sees this and kills herself out of guilt
>a Lich comes across your bodies and mutters "dumb Romeo and Juliett bullshit" and raises you both as Undead Incubus and Dragon Zombie

>>44061442
Why? It's pointless right now. I'm not held back by anyone

>>44061462
You're held back by yourself, obviously
Do so now, no more waiting, show all those monsters that you mean buisness

>>44061462
>>44061472
don't do it. Break free of KC dogma, you can be with anyone no matter what.

>>44061449
Yes, only Catholics make exception for it on Fridays.

>>44061478
Kill yourself, mick

>Elvish fencer and high-level adventurer
>Exclusively takes quests that involve saving single men from danger

>>44061472
Are you saying that I'm retarded? I'm not or I don't think so at least.

>>44061483
>still never scores

>>44061483
Oh, you've rescued me? To be honest I was expecting that chuuni Dhampir lady.

>Be sad Anon
>Depressed even
>Bogie finds you and hugs you tight
>It doesn't fix all the problems but it makes them bearable
Bogie

>>44061483
>she always comes too late
>by the time shes there, they arent single anymore

>>44061487
Statistically, if she rescues enough single dudes at least one will be into her, right?

...Right?

>>44061484
Yes, you are here after all for one. Second, you are posting about monster girls while threatening suicide to a bunch of strangers that don't care if you don't get your way in a hypothetical scenario that would never happen.
You do indeed hold yourself back and thus should show them all right now and fellate a shotgun to completion right now.

>>44061494
Can you build you bogey? I want to mount a machine gun on it

>>44061500
I have from good sources (guys that whiteknight online) that if she keeps going out of her way to defend random men that never met her before at least one will put out for her and marry her.
Trust me I'm a doctor.

>>44061482
Not everybody is the Irishman schizo-kun.

>>44061483
>dex builds

>>44061503
I was just reacting strongly to a horrible scenario where a mamono take you away from your fate one. I understand your point of view and will do the needful.

>>44061522
Not everyone, but you certainly are

>>44061482
She just has the best paws and is fun to cuddle.

>>44061524
grats, rooting for you!

>>44061526
I can say with utmost confidence that while my forebears were Irish immigrants on my mother's side, I'm not the Irish furry.

Can we stop arguing about stupid stuff. Dex is gay btw

>>44061548
True, STR, INT, or FAI are the best builds, all others need not apply

>>44061523
Need a girl that's STR in the streets and DEX in the sheets

What if my wife is a full vigor build?

>>44061538
I missed, unlucky

>>44061565
You know what they say, try again and never give up!

>>44061548
>tfw too fat-bottomed for dex

>>44061571
No ammo left, please send some.

>>44061548
PLIN PLIN PLON PLIN PLIN PLON
GET PARRIED GET PARRIED GET PARRIED

>>44061585
You should try some rope, can't miss with that

>>44061557

>40/40 quality build

>>44061252
>How big is your wife?
Little

>>44061366
Tsuns are Cupid bait

>>44061548
I'm normally an int man but there's something fun about back flip dodging some big Amazon's attacks

>>44061593
Enough of that game, it's stupid. I won't do it unless I'm stuck with something I don't want. You being mad with it is dumb at best.

>>44061608
i like when ms cupid is in attack mode but fending off a mid-rank angel seems difficult

>>44061609
>ninja flip through mino attacks
>peck her cheek
>ninja flip through more attacks

>>44061619
obnoxious things are obnoxious

need loli bog

>>44061609
Big strong monsters are weak to an almost naked guy holding a stick and rolling around.

You are both annoying retards.
Fate build mix with strength and frenzied flame incantations is the best.

>>44061648
Its true if just hold a club, wear your loincloth, and have your plank shield in hand you can defeat even a lim in cqc with enough persistence.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

>>44061625

>>44061625
>the only thing a mino fears is some guy in a spooky golden mask ninja flipping around with his bigass sword
>keeps muttering about her rings and how she probably spec'd into dex

>Pure STR build girl
>Dumb as a stump
>Refuses to dodge
>Madly in love with her pure INT hubby, brings him flowers and gently kisses his hands at every opportunity

>>44061711
>Every wurm

>>44061711
Hehe, imagine getting into a master blaster arrangement where you just constantly ride her piggyback style or on her shoulders while you cast magic and direct her while she just smashes to her hearts content.

>>44061711
Ideal realtionship, love big dumb strong sweet gals
I got marked by a wurm, didn't I?

>dark mage invades
>dark beads you
>sweatersnatches you after

Get you a big, buff girl who worships Eros.

Big strong monsters are especially weak to small gestures of affection like pecks on the cheek, leaning into her and gazing into her eyes

>>44061737
The demon lord has to stop the sweaternapping, it's too evil. Imagine being forced to huff their pheromones in between their tits trapped tightly against their body

>>44061769
This oni is part rabbit

>>44061781
Well ever since sweaternapping has become mainstream the sabbath's abductions have reached an all time low thanks to the men just sliding out of the sweater since theres nothing there to bind them properly

just try to fish for lucky backstabs

>>44061781
How would she stop it? Force everyone to go topless all the time?

>>44061781
Its all calculated, it keeps you dazed and docile
the moment you are released you will just get captured again, foxes are especially ruthless

>>44061522
>>44061528
mick why don't spend timing making your cait sith oc like this jap did instead of shitting up the thread feget.
https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1680553029530001408

Recognize the warning signs of an impending smothering.

>>44061818
I split my time between writing mge fics, 3d modelling for an mg game, and then I fit some drawing practice in. maybe once I figure out how to draw characters in those fancy angled posesI will give that a whirl.

i speced into str and faith to be the mighty knight of the goddess of mischief
also with her blessing im rolling in charimsa
My wurm wife is tank/ healer beserker, her goddess is hathor and is from the church our healing milk and starward
My Dark mage jabberowck is a dark eros cultist int build with arcane
And my angel bogie wife is faith and dex
with both of our charmisa we can convince the only smartie pants of the group to let us do stupid things like mess with an order city and make it filled with monsters overnight and make it seem like its normal

>>44061818
>posts furshit and encourages the mick
>talks about shitting up the thread
oh the irony

>>44061864
A purring cat would never smother a man

>>44061886
A chuffing one would.

>>44061818
>Still thinking I'm the mick
I'm arguably worse and there's nobody to blame but myself.

>>44061801
Monsters are truly evil, I will join the order in order to save us from the fox menac

MGE and all the known nations/cultures from the side stories, but the setting is 1st century BC antiquity, what changes?
>butt naked gaul women

>>44062007
Anon? Anon! ANOOOOON!

>"Dates? Romance? No! I don't have time for that... I have a Shrine to keep. There's sweeping and priestly duties to be done, and I have to earn donations and serve my Ryuu! S-Sorry, I'm not interesting in dating any men, I'm too busy! Really!"

Do you believe the overworked Hebi? She swears she's not a threat to you or your virginity.

made a cute sketch of my dark mage jabberwife
Caroline Raroline

>>44062055
>tfw you fogot the pic
fuck

>>44062050
Her sister is in the bushes making threatening gestures at her.

>>44061881
>>44061936
>>44061966
>>44061975
>>44062029
RIP
https://www.wral.com/death-investigation-closes-westbound-lanes-of-western-blvd-near-varsity-drive/20958419/