/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I happen to like cyberpunk.

If it was that easy nobody would be NEETs.

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother) so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

Will antidepressants make me less apathetic?

>>4405959
Yeah, but you better leave it when you can recognize some of the secondary effects.

Someone else can work towards a brighter future. I'm content with where I am.

>>4405971

What are these secondary effects?

I'm caught in the rutine of work-college-house and I can't think of how to make the world a better place. I can hardly manage to pull out a smile for myself once or twice. Music seems to work sometimes.

So you see, not only NEETs are holding the world back.

CEASE THE NEET EPIDEMIC

My real life hasn't begun yet.

>>4405955
Fascinating.

>>4406006
Go back to playing Mahjong.

>>4406006
It will Anon-kun! Don't give up hope!

I've failed the same course several times because I sleeping in, arriving late, missing assignments etc..
Then I try again the next year with new found determination!
Rinse, repeat.

>>4406006
Wanna play janken with me?

>>4406052
Are we playing for money or body parts?

>>4406067 money or body parts
Depends.
Do you have an imouto?

As least us NEETs hang out online, ne?

What a poor existence we would have if the internet was gone.

>>4406086 What a poor existence we would have if the internet was gone.
We'd probably wouldn't be NEET to begin with.

I just had a successful job interview with my regional ambulance service.

How does it feel to think that when you pick up the phone for a medical emergency a weaboo will answer the phone? I'll try my best moshi-mosh~ for you /jp/

Ganbatte!

>>4406086
>ne?
you're ruining my life.

>>4406099
If we're judging you by weeaboo standards, you'll most likely fuck up your first day when you realize the job isn't how you imagined it would be.

Then you'd slowly come to hate it and leave, only reminded of it through it's somewhat quality somewhat shit cartoons and products.

You NEETs need to lower you standards. Everyone hates their jobs unless they are getting paid 100k+. Your parents didn't insert the blue collar values you need to support your country!

>>4406099

I hope you know what you're in for. Working in the ambulance service can be quite frustrating and boring. Probably 19 out of 20 cases you deal with won't be emergencies, you'll have to contend with people with coughs, colds, stomach bugs, papercuts, colds, and more colds.

Every "suspected suicide" is actually "had an argument with parents", every "trauma following road traffic accident" is "sore neck", and every "unconscious/seizure" is "drunk". You'll get so sick of people bothering you with their trivial shit that eventually you will stop caring about patients altogether.

But that said, it's the most noble of professions, so I wish you all the best with it.

>>4406086
I'd probably just be reading alot more books, and still playing videogames.

Fuck, if the whole internet was gone I guess that would mean going outside somewhat regularly in order to procure them... and subscribing to magazines and shit to get news about it. Wait a minute, I'd have to buy anime too if I didn't want to just watch dubs on tv. And it would all be official shit. Maybe I'd actually look for a 3D anime club to join or something.

>>4406086
This made me realize the internet ruined my life.