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>touhou anime
There you go.

ZUN would never let it happen so this thread is pointless.

Thankfully there will never ever be a touhou anime.

Name some ways in which you expect that they could avoid ruining the Touhou anime.

>>4403458
By never making it.

Touhou anime coming out is fanon, so who cares? Expect lots of 9-ball, pad, and take it easy jokes

As the moonbitches have shown, Touhou manga has trouble, let alone an anime.

Zun might be hospitalized someday (fck yeah alcohol) and give in to pressure for an animu to finance his hospital bills.

But if he ever needs a liver id donate half of mine to him.

hueg

>>4403458
Tea-drinking anime made by a combination of the Aria and Marimite anime production teams.

Episode 1 - That red version of Sanae drinks tea with her friend Marisa.
Episode 2 - SDM crew cleans Patchy's library.
Episode 3 - Moriya shrine drinks tea while waiting for spring to arrive.

Also, no Eientei crew episode. No fighting scenes either. There, you now have a good toohoo anime.

>>4403484
I was thinking hardcore yuri hentai that was pure fanservice.

>>4403472
The reason he didn't approve of the anime they already have was economic, though, right?

The fandom can't be viral advertising for the games if there's another author making an anime out of it. It'd be like that asshole magazine with the duck that cleaned up on exploiting 2chan.

powelevels, drama, nanoha shit.

>>4403488
>yuri
No. If it's going to be hentai, somehow, somewhere, someone has to grow a dick.

>>4403484
A good use for the medium of anime in Touhou would be elaborating on character backstories.

I would not oppose a Maribel in wonderland story either.

>>4403515
They already have.

>>4403517
but then everyone would bitch about how their favorite character didn't get elaborated on

>Name some ways in which you honestly expect they could ruin the touhou anime.

By having Maikaze do it (again)

>>4403517
>A good use for the medium of anime in Touhou would be elaborating on character backstories.
And the doujin community slows to a halt, fan art ceases to be creative, and the fan game community moves on to something else.

This thread needs more Yukaritits

>>4403662
>and the fan game community moves on to something else.

God forbid people stop shitting those out

>>4403662
>creative fan art
Half of it is hentai featuring the same pairings over and over.

Don't take it to the extreme, man. Not every little detail about every character has to be explored, just pump some characterization into the touhous that ZUN thinks needs it.

Needs to be light hearted shoujo ai action comedy romance. I could die happy if it happened. (no fucking male characters at all)

>>4403751

Touhou anime needs Kourin, fuck you.

sage and reported

I think you're looking for /a/

>>4403436
>think if we got one they would try to make it like a typical shitty shounen show
Are you stupid like Cirno? Splice of life fags and shoujo fans got their turn with the two unofficial Touhou anime. And oddly enough it was boring. Apparently sipping tea all day and Nanaho tier action did not make for an interesting story.

Perhaps if the Touhou anime had less boring yuri shit and more powerlevels, people would have enjoyed it. Can you imagine how boring the games would be if all they did was talk the whole time. Touhou is about combat. Tea sipping is just an added on filler for secondary fans that started with the IN fanbooks. There's a reason IN was one of the easiest games in the series up until that point.

Touhou anime should have no appearances of previously existing characters.

>>4403757
And who better to voice Rinnosuke than Hiroshi Kamiya?

>>4403484
No.

We need more beam spam.
I suggest Nanoha and Nanoha A's director.
It will follow the story Reimu pulverizing everyone with laser, needles and beam spam and then befriending them with Marisa being her rival.

>>4403796
We need Naruto style combat. Shit tier Nanoha combat stays with Nanoha.

>>4403484
Get bent you lesbo loving faggot--I need no marimite in my Touhou.

>Name some ways in which you honestly expect they could ruin the touhou anime.

JC Staff
The Artists Formerly Known as GONZO

Anything that deviates too far from or too deep into slice-of-life directions. If there's a Touhou animu, the format should be a working of the game plots into gentle, three episode arcs. The plots would serve more as background than actual forefront, and we'd get more of a focus on the few characters they'd present (yes, few--fuck you if you want more than 20 girls in the series).

There needs to be consistent threads, too--it wouldn't be bad to do a little backstory origin on Marissa in a shout-out to the PC 98 games. Playing up the element of how whimsical and catty, dangerous, yet jovial and easy going the girls are, emphasizing that point through Reimu and how she collectively got the whole of gods, fairies, youkai, and humans to adhere to the Spell Card rules.

Nightmare Mode: Zun swallows pride and tries to help the director make SENSE of the spellcard system.

12 episodes--18 at most. We don't need a whole season or any kind of big bad. Anyone that worked on Bleach, Dragonball, Naruto, or any action shounen is not allowed near the project.

Bones or ufoTable can have the production--no to Gainax--they'd fuck it up somehow in the name of being original.

No alcohol.
This is something I think would actually happen thanks to the censors.

Wouldn't really ruin the show, but still, what the hell.

I wholeheartedly think that Studio DEEN should do the Touhou anime. I just hope it's as good as the Umineko adaptation.

...hueg...

By making one. No matter what happens people would bitch about it.

>J.C.Staff
Yeah.

Anyway, were it a commercial deal, it'd just be a weird, mechanical otaku-service moe-girly anime of the kind /a/ discusses exclusively.

The characters would be the only recognizable elements, and then only just barely due to their being "dojin"-origin. NOTHING in the plot of the show would make sense.

I don't even know what this thread is about anymore. I'm just imagining the Yukari in OP narrating each post.

>>4404239
>moe-girly anime of the kind /a/ discusses exclusively

Last time I checked, /a/ only talked about action shonen with homosexual themes.

this thread should be about ways how fucking up a touhou anime is *not* possible

I'd vote for grimdark Touhou anime with concentration on character backgrounds muxed with kickass fight scenes and it should show how twisted everyone actually is. I'm talking about true-form-drunken-hungry-Suika-rampage kind of background stories. Baby-Flandre tossed in basement and fogotten so she grows up to be insane lunatic. Yukari beating the shit out of cute innocent 3-tailed Ran to get her to obey. That kind of stories.

Most likely it would end up being Gensokyo filled with moe tho.

>>4404283
Oh okay, then /a/ only talks about what each individual user hates? I wonder how that works...

>>4404286

>Yukari beating the shit out of cute innocent 3-tailed Ran to get her to obey

Can you say, "Furious masturbation"?

>>4404286
That's the strongest mischievous fairy i Gensokyo, motherfuckers. Not the kawaii faggot eating candy.

Look at that expression: "oh geez what next so boring"
PERFECT!

Now imagine that expression on bored-shitless-batshit-insane-already-dead-extremely-powerful Yuyuko. "So I just ate 100 souls today lol hey Reimu wanna die too?"

>>4404300
Don't ask me how that works, I don't visit /a/ or want to have anything to do with it.

You seem to go there, though. Shh, kid, you should keep quiet about it in those parts of the town. People don't like your kind here.

>>4404318
dweeb

>>4403436
Whoa HUEG

>>4404286
>>4404314
High schooler opinions, reported for underage.

＞Name some ways in which you honestly expect they could ruin the touhou anime.
The antagonist is a male original character and his plot involves crystals somehow. After a cameo by the usual main characters in the opening scene, the only characters you see are the Eientei crew, Sakuya, and some original characters. The animation is minimal and scenes usually transition with what looks like loading screens that last several minutes. Some familiar songs turn up but they are all arranged with laughable synth samples. It ends with dull scenes of Kaguya consoling a rabbit and the characters you wish were in it instead of the boring new villains get their 10 second cameos during the end credits.

>>4404286
>>4404314

Well that makes sense. But I think one of the best things about Touhou is that it's on border of grim and kawaii. Cute characters and funny interaction between them in grim setup and grim background stories.

Gensokyo is a wicked place, I grant you that, but simultaneously its inhabitants are soooo adorable.

Look it's a rabbit god with a hewg bloody hammer going to kill you. HNNNGGGH SO CUTE!!!

>>4404349
It's only anywhere near the border of grim in your mind.

Well, you're entitled to your interpretation, but don't try to act it has anything to do with actual story.

>>4404346
>The antagonist is a male original character and his plot involves crystals somehow.
...fuckyes...

...holy shit

>I think if we got one they would try to make it like a typical shitty shounen show, just with touhou characters.

The sad part is, this would be the most accurate depiction of Touhou.

Main character wanders around killing fairies, finds big enemy, short dialogue, long fight. Just like the games.

What the heck is this nonstop cry for action? Keep that crap to the generic shounen--to begin with, name one successful dogfight animu you can think of, as that's exactly what they'd have to emulate. And no thanks, I'm not one eagerly waiting for STRIKE WITCHES the Touhou version.

I would watch anima adaptation of 'Inaba of moon and inaba of earth'

>>4404742
Nanoha.

>>4404742
See yeah if they did a Touhou anime with danmaku fights I would want it to be something SPECIAL. Like "nearly killed a stable of Koreans drawing all those bullets every frame" special. Otherwise don't even bother. If it's expensive to do, fuck it make it only 3 episodes long.

Well no, they'd obviously use CG for the bullets now that I think about it. Still, bullets everywhere can't see shit captain etc. It's the whole fucking point of the series but somehow it gets botched in every adaptation, even the official ones.

>>4404385
I don't think you got the joke.

>>4404760
I was expecting to hear Gundam. Really, Nanoha is the last influence Touhou needs.

guys, i don't think there should be a 'touhou anima'
instead there should be animas that happen in gensokyo and may include some of the secondery charecters (like an anima about the mischief of the 3 fairies) but not one that resolves around Reimu and marisa solving incidents.

you know, the same way there are animas that happen in the real world but does not contain any referance to politics and news.

>>4404769
>nearly

Oh you. Touhou should be produced by Unit 731.

>>4404846
I lol'd

In order for a proper anime or manga to be made, Touhou would need something like plot

>>4404871
Ragnarok the Animation

>>4404871
If you think anime need plot, you apparently haven't been watching much of it.

>>4404880
Is that an example of an anime with plot based on something with no plot, or how anime doesn't need a plot to work?

I played RO, but never watched the anime. Well, I did watch the first episode. Pretty retarded, breaking a dead branch in the middle of town should not send dozens of people around running away from it, it would ATTRACT everyone around it so they could fuck his shit up for loot.

>>4404871
>implying touhou doesn't have the best plot ever already

>>4404835

Screw you.
When is the last time you seen an anime with little girls beam spamming and befriending each other?
The answer is no.

>>4404922
>implying touhou has a plot

>>4406080
>Implying that makes a difference