/jp/ - Otaku Culture

it's nice that anon can still love her even with the speech impediment

Spooky

>>44037900
i want off this ride I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS RIDE LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF HELP

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48633217
New fic. Maledom malef dragon. I am taking requests for the next girl and general scenario.

>>44038079
I like the accent. A cat saying monyarcy sounds funny.

>>44038092
Ooooh, a clowder of 12 batcats. I'm a little jealous anon. Think of all the fluff and all the brushing you can do with TWELVE wives!

Human boys are for doting on and coddling until they're meek, needy, and spoiled!

>>44038092
that's me, Tom Pincushion

>>44038113
I forgot the attention grabbing image

>>44038119
ʜᴇʟᴘ

MOFU

>>44038090
Hoo. Hoo.

>>44038183

>>44037900
I'm setting a rule straight away that they're not allowed to talk to me about politics. We can talk about anything else but I don't want to know about whatever system of government they come up with.

>>44037900
ohno

>>44038175
Somebody save that poor child!

>>44038198
But anon, you need to know DL's tax policy

>>44038198
Congratulations on the fast track to emperorhood, Anon. Twelve pharaos to marry and twelve kingdoms to rule over.
And twelve envious apophis who want to tear it all down

>>44038113
>Maledom malef dragon
Well, that's new. I am interest.

>>44038113
Aww, it's so short.

>>44038233
she's been pretty upfront about the mana tax

>>44038296
It's BOTH. She gets DOUBLE PREGNANT.

>>44038092
>zombie dragon
It's just a wall of flesh and scales

>>44038268
What's the heresy this time?

Femboy incubus

why haven't you settled down and gotten married to a nice succ?

>44038343
fuck off

>>44038343
Some monsters like cute boys!

>>44038113
>>44038143
>>44038268
>>44038278
Yeah, do yourselves a favor and don't read it. Ends with gore.
Why does every angsty incel want to murder Druella?

>>44038401
thanks for saving me the trouble

>>44038401
Did we read a different story? You just made that up.

>>44038399
Correct
As an incubus you too wil become ther perfect partner

>>44038416
It's absolutely in there. Did you stop reading when the sex stopped?
Most relevant line: Then she pressed down, crushing Druella into a gory paste. Roaring her victory you saw a thousand dragon knights fly behind you, rushing into the fortress of Royal Makai and engaging what remained of the broken defense.

>>44038401
It's probably the mick on a new ao3 account after he deleted his previous one, the previous story was a shitpost too.

>>44038416
>Then she pressed down, crushing Druella into a gory paste.
It's another shitpost fic by mick, same author as the one behind the one with Imp NTR.
Motherfucker must be undergoing some psychotic episode, we had a week or two of peace after his last ban

>>44038433
Dont bother entertaining that shitposter. His last story was ntr, he knows exactly what he's doing with these. R&I

Reject humanity return to kitty.

>>44038401
I have no clue. It's fucking weird.
>>44038416
It's tacked on at the very end. Same guy who made the last Imp story as well, just trying to shit up the thread.

>>44038438
Would probably just be easier to give him what he wants before he floods ao3 then.

This is why I don't read things anymore. It always ends in disappointment.

>>44038451
Kek fuck off mick, you're not getting anything.

>>44038451
another piece of shit in the cesspit doesn't exactly stand out

I want to drink and smoke with this chesh.

>>44038470
Well, enjoy it anyway. It's not going anywhere. I'm just that Cheshire poster will be happy.

>>44037900

>Get 12 Chimaeras
>Potentially 48 personalities in total

This would be disorienting.

>>44038483
i'm never touching it, guy. your creative endeavors are as impotent as the spite that drives them.

>>44038498
Then nothing has changed from when I wrote cuddlier MG stuff so I might as well continue. It seems to be making somebody happy at least based on the reception, more than I used to get following closer to mge rules.

>It is the mick writing this shit
>after giving up on his garbage furshit doodles
Kek you love to see it

>>44038483
No, I won't enjoy this shit since it features gore.

>>44038445

>>44038451
>Would probably just be easier to give him what he wants
You could at least try to be subtle when you pretend it's not you

>>44038533
It doesn't feature gore.
>>44038528
> giving up
you wish. I just post in the capybara drawthread.

>>44038543
cleverness has never been his strong suit

I'm going to marry Druella

oh boy, he's going to get kicked out of yet another place, isn't he?

>>44038451
Fuck off

>>44038558
I feel like Druella would be the one Lilim to underestimate just how desperate and horny modern men from our world are.

>>44038557
Oh yeah, he actually ran crying to KC to complain about shitposters kek

>>44038574
Definitely

What I want to know is why the potatocuck deleted his previous account. Did he really think that would fool people? lmao he really has Chris-chan level intelligence to go with the psychopathy.

For those of you that don't know
>The Mick is insane
>Literally mentally insane, by psychological standards
>The Mick is an idiot
>What he wants is a formal apology from KC for... something he hallucinated or some crap
>The Mick thinks the best way to get KC's attention is by causing shit on 4chan
>It isn't worth reasoning with him
>Tell him to take his meds and fuck off
Hoot Hoot

>be asked to babysit for your next door neighbor Mrs. Lich
>pretty simple stuff she's only 6
>eat pizza
>play vidya
>bedtime rolls around
>she asks for you to read her a bedtime story
>say ok and grab a book off the shelf
>now you have to learn a dance to stop the horde of zombies you just accidentally rose from their backyard

>>44038445
The werecats in cardboard boxes are free ?

>>44038622
Would they be impressed with a show of breakdancing?

>>44038461
Well, I enjoyed it. Except for that single line at the end.

>>44038622
you can read the necronomicon?

>>44038638
it's over mick, take a hike

>>44038123
Elves being so cheerful and friendly around humans feels wrong somehow. I almost preferred it when they looked down on us.

>>44038649
there are still some isolated pockets yet to be domesticated

>>44038591
Because he's insane

>>44038647
Is this the only story featuring malef? Breaking new ground.

>>44038622
>>44038644
>TFW when you ask Mrs. Lich's husband how he married her and he jokingly tells you he uttered the words Klaatu Barata Necktie on their first date

>>44038659

>>44038668
I wish Bruce Campbell was my father in law.

>>44038661
All the good writers respect KC too much to write about Malef directly. Or maybe the Mick just stole someone else's work and slapped that gore line at the end.
It seems to be in his wheelhouse.

There's a lengthy multi-part story by Spidernon featuring a dominant black dragon if you need to scratch that itch.

>>44038661
Nobody cares about Malef.

I'm in desperate need of some hags.

>>44038659
>>44038681
Nice hair

>>44038662
is that proper dress code?

>>44038694
>Posting boats
>hates malef
Lemme guess. You hate lolis (even though Malef is only rarely loli) and femdom too?

I bet you save pictures of elves, you fucking prude.

>>44038634
Excluding the feeding and housing costs, yeah.

>>44038693
I don't read bunkerschiz stories, sorry.

>>44038668
>TFW when
>that feel when when

>>44038697
one of the benefits of living for millennia

>>44038693
oh shit, do you think KC will care that someone leaked malef?

>>44038707
You are unironically making them seem sane in comparison, you're reaching CWC levels of insanity. Transition when?

>>44038710
>yfw when

>>44038551
Lying bitch. None of your crap is on capy.

The most your potato fucking ass has done is draw more chickenscratch Siths and dicks on Twitter. You haven't even improved a bit (just like I said) and you never will (just like I said).
The only mistake the English made was not ridding the world of your kind.

>>44038622
>Mrs. Lich and her husband come home to see the zombies shambling around
>"I'll go grab my jacket, you queue the music."
>Mr. Lich runs inside to change his clothes while Mrs. Lich puts on some sunglasses and grabs a boombox from the trunk of the car

>>44038659
Imagine breaking into a high tech vault underneath ancient ruins expecting to find automatons and instead it's just full of elves.

What are some cool ways a monster can claim a husband? I'm a fan of the "phoenix bursts through a wall/ceiling in a raging inferno"

>>44038702
It's true though. Pic related is literally the only piece of fanart she's gotten since being teased on Patreon. I think it's because people are beginning to doubt she will ever be released to the public.

>>44038745
The foxgirl, anon?

>>44038773
i'm partial to ms merrow trying to throw her hat onto some guys head from the river

>>44038733
Anyone itt that still takes sides is a certified retard.

>>44038765
>go to the mountaintops
>snow elves
>run away to the desert
>sand elves
>explore the jungles
>tropical elves
>dive to the bottom of the ocean
>abyssal elves
oops all elves

>>44038773
Nureonago has the fastest way of getting a husband. Some guy just has to smile at her and that's it. He's her husband now. Can't be undone. No seduction, rape or otherwise long-term planning needed.

>>44038776

>>44038793
think they're lying about the dying race thing

>>44038798
probably some misleading statistics based on birth rate without accounting their lifespan

>>44038776
Lmao was that you? Somehow you got even worse. Do you use a fucking mouse for this shit?

>>44038793

>>44038810
yeah

>>44038793
What about Sky Elves?

These threads made me like elves. Not that I would ever admit it to one directly

>>44038773
>What are some cool ways a monster can claim a husband?
A loli Demon takes off all her clothes in front of me

>>44038829
wouldn't want it to go to their head

>>44038827
That's just an elf in a para-glider

>>44038710
Weirdly, this was a good reminder I've got some roasted corn to finish eating. So, thanks, Miss Greenworm!

>>44038793
>go underneath a mountain
>find dwarves
>take a wife
>find out too late that they're actually just short stack elves

>>44038710
>baka shake my head

>>44038829
The longer the ears the better.

>>44038838
Besides, it's more enjoyable when its the human thats tsun.

>Own a garden
>Greenworm comes and eats it
>Punish her by marrying her
Greenworm

>>44038845
some also have jetpacks

>>44038829
Do NOT become a tsundere.
>>44038847
See, they're helpful!

>>44038863
>Do NOT become a tsundere
Too late.

>>44038827

>>44038854
I don't mind earlets.

You know what I'm tired of all this warring states period nonsense. I'm marching on the capitol and making myself shogun

>>44038905
You could take out that Nobunaga guy. I bet he's a real pushover.

This is my wife, we met when she was in a corsair band and they visited my coastal village. She was so elegant and beautiful with how she jumped from building to building and obstacle to obstacle throughout the town. I couldn't help stare at her, but even with my full attention, she was still able to vanish from sight and get behind me.

>>44038981
This is also my wife that my first one brought home one day. She used to complain about the clothes given to her but she's quite used to them now despite claiming that they are something that not even a prostitute is shameless enough to wear.

>>44038981
>>44039004
However, they can't even share opposite sides of the same room without it becoming filled with tension. How do I help them to get along?

>>44039014
>have a dark elf and wood elf wife
now all you need is a High Elf wife

>>44039031
gotta catch em all

>>44038905
>shogun?
>how about I show you these guns, little man?
>ha! ha!
>pretty good, huh?
>hey, do you need someone to show you around?
>I know a good ramen place not to far from here...

Could somebody explain what happened between Kenkou Cross and his translator? What was the drama about?

>>44039050
There was a drama?

>>44039050
If you're talking about the game, his first translator was charging him some ridiculous money for the translations. Like, totally fleecing him.

>>44039064
and then by technicality he never had to hire a second one.

>>44039050
havn't hear from KC since april

>>44039043
>Sure, ramen sounds good.

>>44039095
he treats his fans like his fans treat others. Poetic.

>>44038951
>TFW Nobunaga got a hot Yuki-Onna wife

>>44039043
not usually into muscle girls but that introduction was so charming I'd give her a shot

>>44039105
what?

No anon! Don't release Bahamut from her prison! She's the supreme dragon, she was sealed for a reason! She has the power to destroy the whole world and she'll surely do it if you let her out! All will feel her wrath!

>>44039111
Mick is on his ego trip again.

>>44039173
more what

>>44039202
Don't worry about it and just let miss Mindflayer take all those bad memories away.

>>44039202
Don't try to find logic in his actions.

>>44039170
But where else am I supposed to test out this new “Break any chains no matter how powerful” spell I just spent the last three years doing a quest for?
I know I got the quest from a voice in my head that is constantly ranting about dragon superiority, but I really want to see if the spell can truly break ANY chains.

>>44039170
I can fix her, it'll just take a few pregnancies.

>>44039170
The amateur will rush in to free her. The professional will notice that she's not actually restrained.

>10 minutes tongue bath from a shirohebi that locked eyes with you halfway across the store
or
>30 minutes of listening to an imp go on about this new children's video game she played

What's your pick?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44039273
I'd work that into a story too but it honestly doesn't seem weird enough.

>>44039251
Can I molest the imp while she's speaking?

>>44039281
No, you're going to be a good mister and attentively listen to her genuine enthusiasm for this game.
Don't ruin a wholesome moment. There'll be plenty of time for lewd later.

>>44039251
They don't make good games anymore anyway.

>>44039106
>hot
>Yuki-Onna
DOES NOT COMPUTE

>>44039295
I have very exciting news. Do you like bears?

>>44039293
Alright, that's fair. But surely she won't object to cuddling a bit?

>>44039279
To each, their own. Sniffing the breaths of monster girls isn't for everyone.

>>44039309
If they look like in that picture.

uh oh spacer anon it appears that your lack of understanding for local customs and alcohol has led to you inadvertently getting married!
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
(roll one)
you best resolve this misunderstanding and let your new "wife" down as gentle as you can before leaving orbit

>>44039388
>Hebi
Oh...

>>44039298
As in physically active you nob slobberer.

>>44039309
>bears
bears are basically real life monsters

>>44039388
>Living doll
>"hey did one of you guys buy this creepy looking thing when we were planetside?"

>>44039414
YOU BEEN RUSED.

>>44039388
>>44039412
>Our Mrs. Reynolds but there is no betrayal and she just gets increasingly more aggressive
remember anons, a very special place

>>44039421
WHEN WILL SOMEONE DEFEAT THE PURPLE MENACE?

>>44039298
>Kunoichi
Oh boy.

>>44039388
>hornet
how long till the stinging starts?

>>44039453
>keeps disappearing
>crew just thinks your still hungover

All this talk about releasing ancient evils, how about sealing young evils?

>>44039420
I honestly don't know how she'd recover from that

>>44039467
the real fun is corrupting ancient goods

>>44039432
"Special Hell"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxLz6O6MaI
Also, Christina Hendricks just keeps getting hotter with age, holy fuck.

>>44039467
It's not fun and you shouldn't ground your daughters for too long.

>>44039388
>>44039432
be honest anons, how long do you realistically hold out for? assuming you genuinely wanted to be responsible

>>44039388
>Sahuagin
"Sorry, ma'am, but there's not enough water for you in space."
> I'm terrified of the water, too. BAD END for me if she doesn't agree it was all a mistake.

>>44038599
He wanted an apology from KC because the Baphofags who live in his head rent free hurt his feelings.

>>44039388
Vampire? oh god they are the worst. Best bet is to just fly out into space unannounced.

>>44039388
>>44039432
>>44039487
...
do you think monsters have inter-demensional TV?

>>44039516
she's already on the ship

>>44039539
But she wasn't invited!

>>44039544
one's wife is always welcome in their home

What species of monster girl makes the best hypnobimbo?

Here in the sanctified laboratory of the Order I'm working on a magical serum that can cure Vampirism. I'm sure the bloodsuckers will like it better when they're no longer afflicted by an insatiable hunger for blood and are human again.

>>44039412
she'll be using her big puppy eyes whilst her tail slowly tries to get behind your legs, best remain stalwart and firm anon

>>44039556
just acquire large amounts of moth dust

>>44039524
Mostly no, but there's gotta be some Lilim or Gremlin Lilim or whatnot who has Rick Sanchez like fuckery powers and made her own Interdimensional Cable Box.
> Miss Gremlim made interdimensional cable
> All she does now is watch hundreds of hours of weird TV shows a month.
> All kinds of human love stories and monster love stories across space and time.
> Sitcoms, game shows, dramas, documentaries.
> There's even a QVC for buying Anons, and she's working on getting the courage to call it.
> "Some day..."
> "Some day... I'll buy one of my very own."
The QVC thing has a huge "weird knife guys" vibe to it.

>>44039105
I KNOW THAT'S YOU MICK

>>44039524
>tempting you will a complete Firefly season 1
nefarious

>>44039611
aye, but did you suspect the grizzly bear post?

Anyway next idea for a story. The stinky sabbath and some alternate profiles

I wasn't done with the last thread ):

>>44039388
>Bogey
This is because I watched that Raggedy Ann movie, isn't it? Either way, jackpot.

STOP SENDING ME CODED MESSAGES KC
I KNOW YOU'RE PUTTING POISON IN MY FOOD
IVE BEEN SICK EVER SINCE YOU GOT HERE KC, I'VE BEEN FATIGUED, I HAVE BRAIN FOG
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME KC, DON'T TRY TO DENY IT, I KNOW IT'S YOU

>>44039648
How are you supposed to breed a Dormouse if all she does is sleep and all you do when touching her is sleep too?

>>44039388
>Jinko
"The station staff say you're working part time as a loader, granted they say you're a good loader but that's still more of a dockside position than a shipboard position, plus the ship we've got isn't built for, uh, three meter tall cat women, hell even two meters is pushing it... you got any skills besides moving crates?"

>>44039675
>and all you do when touching her is sleep too?
I think you're confusing Weresheep with sleepy mouse.

>>44039676
omg omg omg omg DRESS HER LIKE A KILRATHI.

>>44039309
If bear is brown, lie down
If bear is black, fight back
If bear is white, say goodnight

>>44039467
Young evils need correction

>>44039727
You're gonna be so pissed when she sheepishly reveals she's well into her 4th century.

>>44039675
You're thinking of Weresheep, who fucks you in her sleep after luring you to sleep.
Dormouse has a charm field around her that makes you want to fuck her while she's asleep.
Basically, she keeps making cute noises and reactions to everything, or mumbling "harder, faster" in her sleep. It's all very lewd.

What reward do I get for defeating the Shoggoth final boss at the end of the Abyss Castle? She's level 90 but I'm level 91 so I should be able to beat her, I'm prepared for this raid.

>>44039467
I don't care if she's young, old, good, evil, sealed, or on a rampage. If she's got gold I coming for her. I'm putting everyone on notice.

You here that!? You here me, dragons!? You here me, vampires!? I'm coming for that treasure!!

>>44039752
>Shoggoth final boss
>meido
>final boss
EASY MODO!?
Do you think you get rewards for playing on easy modo?

>>44039580
See I just figure that if vampires biting humans turns them into vampires, then humans biting vampires must turn them back into humans. I'm gonna go bite a vampire and see if it works.

Where did all the horny Anons go? Tell me your fetishes and I'll tell you girls that can fulfill them.

>>44039773
Don't underestimate her dude, she's actually insanely strong and she has the most OP grab attacks of all, and also basically all her attacks are AOEs because she's also the arena itself too.

>>44039810
>femdom
>royal,powerful, or influential
>arrogant and prideful
>beastgirl
>loli body type

>>44039819
No Irish Need Apply

>>44039818
Yeah yeah. Weak to fire. Easy patterns.

>>44039810
>Gentle femdom
>Girl on top
>Cuddling
Geez, I am *vanilla af* these days.

>>44039556
Probably Jub Jubs, they are halfway there already

>>44039847
My first recommendation would be a lamia of some sort. That way, when you cuddle she can be on the top, the bottom, and both sides.
I can give you better recommendations if you tell me something spicy. It's an anonymous website, after all.

>>44039840
I didn't say it, you just came to the conclusion.

>>44038401
They're just jealous of her drip.

>>44039861
>Hypno bimbo
>But she's so deep you can't snap her out of it
>Keeps trying to push you down and get on top of you
>Just giggles and makes cute/lewd remarks if you try to hold her back
>Incredibly lewd expression, dripping with need
>Just looking at her makes it hard for you to think about things other than sex
>You pound her as much as you can, but her stamina is inexhaustible
>Once you're spent, she gets on top and starts shaking her hips
>You have a long night ahead of you

>>44039810
I want a girl who can be both gentle and forceful. I want her to pin me down, choke me out and get cuddly afterwards.

I love my buns.
https://files.catbox.moe/u4xp9r.png

>>44039861
How about a Jub hypnotizing Anon instead?

>>44039949
A very forceful succubus.

You described literally every sexual dominant ever. Aftercare is a basic feature. Do you have any particular interests?

I already asked a few days ago but hopefully someone that remembers what im searching can help out
Does anyone remember the name of a fanfiction with a guy trting to figure out how to not get married at high school prom while being bullied/ annoyed by a vampire girl?
I'm trying to find it but can't

>>44039967
Seems like the natural progression of things from >>44039937
Once Anon is completely spent, his poor body and mind will be assaulted by soft flesh and softer feathers, shooting out cum and spirit and everything else. And as the girl keeps giggling and shaking her hips in a steady—yet intense rhythm
>Jub Jub
>Jub Jub
>Jub Jub
His head will be filled with pleasure and happiness, and his soul will be dyed as pink as her feathers.

>>44038092
>Basilisk
I will literally never be able to do anything again will I?
Have fun with your cores anon, you'll like being a pincushion fluff huffer

>>44038113
>Then she pressed down, crushing Druella into a gory paste. Roaring her victory you saw a thousand dragon knights fly behind you, rushing into the fortress of Royal Makai and engaging what remained of the broken defense.

Don't read it, seriously why do so many people want to kill Druella?

>>44038218
>Throughout the day they teleport their lips next to your ear just to call you a tom

>>44039388
>Wererabbit
being too high off the ground's gonna give her a heart attack

>>44040060
Slowpoke.
The thread already confirmed the Mick wrote this garbage. Blacklist the account or just remember the name and personally blacklist it from your mind.

>>44040060
oh, I just thought it was funny and wanted to include some heresy The subtext is that the malef took over the demon lord position.

>>44038775
I want fan art of her and want to com it but I'm worried about KC flipping his shit or something

>>44040069
>Could easily use this power to overwhelm me
>Could reduce me to an oversensitized puddle on the floor
>Instead wastes it on meme shit
Memecat is cringe. I miss Cheshire Cat

>>44040093
I wholeheartedly suggest doing it anyway.

>>44040088
Druella isn't the Demon Lord, Mick.

>>44039251
Do both, I want monsters to be happy. I love when people info dump, and ngl if I was claimed by a hebi I think I would be okay

>>44040118
>You went forward to continue the fight, your wife and mount below you in her proper place. You knew Druella, the duchess of sin that she was, was the main power of the monsters and with her the rest would fall easily.
i am aware.

>>44039388
>Dark elf
SAVE ME I DON'T WANT TO BE ENSLAVED

When you meet your wife for the first time once the portals open, what will you do first?

>>44040131
Invite her for tea.

>>44040127
Jesus Christ did you lift this from Grigori?

>>44039388
>Blue Oni
She's perfect we'll conquer the stars together (with her Red Oni sister of course).

>>44040131
Fall on my ass in traditional Type Moon fashion.

>>44040093
Fanart is okay. It's just that the official profile text and art are still kept private.
Yes, I realize this might complicate giving the artist a proper reference.

>>44040131
kiss her little paws then hope I can give her a kiss on the snout.

>>44040131
Probably ask her out.

>>44040154
>Answer me this, are you my husband?

>>44040130
Its her ship now anon

>44040127
You should become aware of being CWC lite irish mongoloid edition, and clean yourself off the face of the earth. Maybe there's still time and you haven't raped your schitzo catlady mother yet like him.

>>44040145
I know the style I was trying to emulate and did it well. Overall the reception to this is much better than my old stuff so I'm glad I got monster girl writing down.
>>44040177
I dunno who cwc is.

>>44040170
She isn't so brazen, nor so eager to turn me into too much of a blushing mess.
She still says Master, but we have an unspoken understanding of how things will end up.

>>44040188
Sounds like a classy woman.

>>44040177
Stop replying and just report everything he's posted in the thread. It worked last time.

>>44040193
She is the classiest, most beautiful, most skillfully elegant being to ever exist. Intelligent and wise, she understands the feelings of others, and the importance of properly affecting such feelings.

Or at the very least she understands my feelings and the complexity underlying them.

>>44040131
probably go for a walk together,

>>44039467
>sealing young evils?
With belts?

>>44040238
and zippers

>>44039810
You wouldn't be a demon scouting for the radical faction would you?

>>44040250
Would your heart skip a beat if I was, little human?

>>44040100
>Thinking it wouldn't have a hypnotic effect on you
Too trusting of Cheshires

>>44039810
Fox girls just... fox girls and a woman who would genuinely love me... Basically just give me a inari with a personality I can get along with and Im good.

>>44040196
Anon, you have some non monster girl issues you need to work out.

>>44040131
I'd probably get raped since I'd be terrified and try to run from any and all monsters I see

>>44039991
Thinking on it further, the reason why monstergirls appeal to me so much is because they will either have to be careful or risk hurting you with their claws, fangs or other sharp or prickly body parts. I don't know if that helps narrow it down at all.

>>44040131
That's fun to imagine. It'd depend on what kind of portal opening we're talking about (and which of my favorite girls I'm presented with), though; if I don't have warning there's a decent chance we'd be having a long conversation through a door. No matter what, I hope monsters are actually reading these threads and she's smart enough to have food ready to bait me with.

>>44040250
For all you know, you could be the only human posting in these threads.

>>44040276
in MGE no monster girl can hurt you because their claws are all magically dulled. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>44040175
>A dark elf ties you down and gags you
>Forces you to look into her eyes
>"Everything you own, is mine. Your ship, your body, everything. You will give it willingly when I'm done ruining you with my love. You will never want to leave my side after I wash you away with pleasure."

>>44039810
Dominant, pet play, slightly possessive, still wants me to be strong, also is cool with being submissive to spice things up sometimes

>>44040266
Too simple and annoying to be hypnotic. There's 12 of them stalking me all at once. I should be doubting the underpinnings of reality in a day or two if they're so much as half-assing it.
>Breaths in my ear
>Tickles at my sides
>Licks at the nape of my neck
>Cheshire lurking just out of the corner of my vision
>Everytime I move my hands, they seem to find soft breasts or cheeks
>They keep teasing me
>Touching me
>But they won't. Actually. Touch. Me.
>Slowly, ever so slowly, breaking down all my resistance.
>And then they stop all at once
>And I'm left with no choice but to touch myself while they laugh and snicker just out of sight
And they, after watching my pitiful and unsatisfying attempt to get off on my own, they all barge in at once and tackle me onto the bed

>>44040301
Malef will take you on walks and teach you to be a strong and elegant king in public.
Otherwise maybe a Demon? Is petting enough for petplay or do you need a leash or collar? Most girls will pet you plenty.

>>44040290
IIRC they work like demon realm silver by default. They still have to be careful not to damage inanimate objects.

>>44040290
Lame. I want a big Jinko to claw my back and nibble on my neck because she's getting into it.

Go for a swim!

>>44040354
He,,, may have also said that nibbling in any sense greater than purely superficial is a nope too.

>>44040131
Apologize for how small my home is, and ask if she'd like to take a walk in the park adjacent to it so we could maybe get to know each other a little better.
I would be really shy and freeze up if she just tried to take me.
And maybe we could hold hands while we're in the park? I would like that.

>>44040292
>probably would be more romantic if not for the rest of the crew awkwardly trying to eat dinner

>>44040316
A whole deck of chesh

>>44040361
I mean, if your intention isn't to actually harm the person in question, wouldn't it be superficial? I'm not into having monstergirls abuse you, I just think accidental scrapes and cuts from sleeping with big monster women are a cute detail.

>>44040267
You seem so reserved and meek. You don't take many risks, do you?
As good as it would be to get exactly what you think you want, it might be better for someone to roll the dice on your behalf.
>On quick spin on the slots, category Beastman
Congrats on your loving March Hare waifu. She's quite the vixen, just like you wanted (her words, not mine).

>>44040377
>52 cheshires
>54 if you include the jokers
I don't think anybody could handle such a task

>>44040408
I think they're ALL jokers. But it'd be funny to see them all dress up like their cards, especially when 4 of them will be able to use the pickup line:
> "What do you care about those other cats? I'm a 10!"

>>44040396
That Anon doesn't know what he's talking about. KC's primary concern is that the focus is on stories of love, even if things get a bit violent.
MGs won't maliciously hurt you, and the magic prevents accidents that ruin the mood. But if it's something that instead sets the mood (like all those stories where Anon gets injured and a monstergirl nurses him back to health) then it's fine.
The point is that MGs aren't violent killers, but rather sensual lovers first and foremost.

I mean, Ogre's entire profile is about them kicking your ass to establish dominance. That's hard to do if MGs can't be even a little rough on you.

>>44040131
HUG

>>44040429
old profile.

>>44040408
>13 Spade Cheshires
>13 Diamonds
>13 Clubs
>13 Hearts
>2 Jokers
>1 Ruler
Too much

>>44040429
That is literally not what Ogres do. They just rape you into submission. KC even outlined that ryona was no-go when the shit blizzard started.

but for real, i legit hate The Extremists

>>44040464
Ah, understood.
But friendly sparing is still good once I've built up enough incubus power right?

>>44038067

>>44040470
You're cute when you're angry. You'll be even cuter bound up on a nice comfy bed surrounded by pillows.

>>44040357
Just watched Meg last night funnily enough. I've never been one for the ocean.

>>44040397
I appreciate the thought and roll but such things should be done for one's self anon... Even if I'm not inclined to it. If the portals ever open I'm heading to zinpangu and whatever happens happens. If I find my love before then and it happens to be a rabbit girl so be it. But it will be by my own doing.

>>44040427
They are all jokers, but that make the two that are specifically jokers even more of a wildcard than they would normally be.
No man would be able to handle just one wildcard chesh and there is another, as well as 52 more.

>>44040471
Yes but that's not your fetish

>>44040495
Subdue foxes with headpats.

Tremors but Sandworms

>>44040551
Personally I prefer my foxes bigger and more muscular.
The perfect bodyguards for a visit to the mist continent and its ongoing war.

>>44040436
She comes through wearing this shirt

How much was Kenkou Cross' old translator charging him again?

>>44040495
Well now you are being proactive. Seems my gambit worked. Make sure to get a nice bunnygirl costume for your fox.

>>44040512
You know nothing of my fetishes. I like pushing myself too far so the girl has to act to save me and call me baka.

I wouldn't do it irl, but it's a fantasy world so it will all work out in a story.

What do we think of dragon hags?

>Malicious shitposting by a deranged furfaggot subhuman gets more attention than my earnest attempts at content
I need a Bogey

>>44040724
Dragon hags are great. Its the best thing to make them feel loved and desired after so long and that the long wait for you was worth it. And seeing there faces light up when you give them gifts or do overly cheesy things because you know it'll make them smile.

>>44040751
Now you know how i felt when I used to try make content.

>the evil queen makes an accord to (You)

How am I supposed to impregnate her?

Garbage that makes people angry isn't content. Choke on your potatoes.

>44040771
Why do you think Anons here think giantess is a retarded fetish?

>>44040771
I think sex might work, have you tried that?

>>44039752
You need to be at least 40 levels higher than the monster you're up against, otherwise they'll unexpectedly use their overpowered secret move

>>44040771
Just jam it in

>>44040771
>>44040785
>>44040787
>>44040796
>>>/d/

>>44040771
Took me a moment to realize it was the health sponge boss that everyone hates

>>44040817
You sure you wanted to include my post in that?

Do you like owls?

Extremist cheshire has broken into your home and is now hiding somewhere inside.

You belong to cats as a chew toy

>>44040872
Why is she hiding? I want her to molest me

>>44040868
Hoo asks?

>>44040872
I would simply lay out some dandelion tea and butter cookies and attempt to parlay

>>44040880
It's no fun if you just submit.

>>44040868
I will build a birdhouse for an Owl so she can keep my land safe from Lamias and Hebis.

>>44040889
So she is scared. She should be. Even the most perverted Cheshire wouldn't be able to satisfy my depraved mind and intense libido.

>>44040872
I've had enough of their shit. No, Cheshie, your "memes" and "jokes" aren't funny and they never will be

>>44040868
Yup, I think they're a hoot.

>>44040771
Too big, to be biologically compatible and not in the realm of stupidity she shouldn't be no bigger than 10-12 ft max

>>44040897
>Anon is begging for her to stop riding him after his tenth orgasm
>She doesn't stop

>>44038067

>>44040868
Yeah, I've been a fan since the ORLY / YARLY days, and never really stopped since. They're like flying cats!

>>44040921
>Going straight to insertion
No wonder I'm upset. I expected at least a squishy pawpad handjob before insertion.

>>44040933
It was one of those hard cut timeskips that had a little text popup in the corner that says something like
>Sixteen hours later

You can tell if a gyaru has entered the room or area the moment you start smelling or noticing the smell of peach body spray, hair spray and coconut-scented fragrances is in the air. Usually the type of things and fragrances gyarus spray and apply to themselves.

>>44040953
Hot take. Foreplay is the best part because that's where all the fetishes happen. The actual sex is only good if there's something cutesy about it, like in that loli vampire doujin where she teaches the guy to lead.

>>44040963
> Smells like Gyaru in here.
> Use "Anon Carrot"
> Big Gyaru Appears!

>>44041019
Those hoofs are made for walking

>>44040918
Even Elf-San has the giant races cheat by using size altering magic.

>>44040963

>>44040868
one of my favorites. Cute.

>>44041059

>>44041072
Hoo. Hoo. Who is your favorite?
Hoo. Hoo. Owls. That's who.

>>44038793
I want the abyssal elves so I can recreate many hentai scenes with them.

>>44040093
KC likely wouldn’t care so long as you avoid 1:1 what she looks like in the profile.

>>44041139
I don't think he pays any attention to anything anymore.

I think Malef fanart is fine, as long as you credit KC but don't link or share the official fanart and profile.

Who knows, maybe he'll see it a remember to go ahead and make Malef officially public.

>>44041160
isnt he mia?

I don’t understand why he doesn’t make her public, isn’t she essentially complete at this point. That yeah I’m starting to think KC is pissed about malef leaking or is now high off the money he’s gained. But I don’t keep up with all this shit since I got better things to do.

>>44041189
or he could be incapacitated.

>>44041189
>>44041200
You could ask him.

Here's a fluffy moo

>>44041202
last post was in april

can your mg eat 551 hamburgers?

>>44041218
He's relatively active on twitter you could just ask.
Did someone ask a question in the april call that made him reconsider life or something?

>>44041189
There was some sort of mention of touching up her design but outside of that I don’t know or care.

>>44041189
Shut up Mick. I know $2k USD sounds like a significant windfall for your broke ass, but consider that KC doesn't live in the boonies of a 3rd world shithole and just fuck off.
Those potatoes won't farm themselves.

>>44041228
Mebbe

>>44041208
Fluffy cow that you can see looking at you and fluffy cow with hair covering her eyes, very hard choice.

>>44041237
I’m not Mick I just find it odd that he hasn’t released her yet since she’s complete already, that I see it like any other media I look into.

Hug.

>>44041208
Your art is really cute

Mystic Bacon

>>44041262
>I'm NoT tHe MiCk
>I jUsT fInD iT oDd
>Blah Blah
>KC is a greedy fraud
>Blah Blah Blah
You're so transparent it's painful.

>>44041208
maybe i should visit the highlands

It’s sad you can’t question the smallest things without being called mick I hate you fucks.

>>44041304
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

>>44040971
What's the name of this artist again? I remember he did a bunch of monster musume OC stuff and I went looking for it a while ago, but I don't think any of the boorus credit his actual moniker.

>>44041297
When did he call KC a greedy fraud? He really should release it, like there's no reason for him not to. It's been half a year, literally all he would have to do is just write on Twitter that he's okay with people putting the info on the encyclopedia or whatever.

>>44041208
Cute cow.

I want to tease a demon by signing the contract slowly

>>44041304
Just stop bitching about KC. He's been on a tear lately retweeting fun fanmade art and profiles, so go check those out.
It's not like your broke ass ever gave money to his patreon anyway.

Jesus, it's been two years. Do you know how long the boat arc in Berserk lasted? Do you know how long people have been waiting for MGQ:P 3?
Does the name Youmaen have any significance to you?

Holy shit, shut up. You want to discuss a different setting? Good. Great. Cool.
Find one and post shit here that isn't just the furry/guro/gay/monsterboy/cuck elements.
Or better yet leave. There are 99 other threads on /jp/ and countless more on different boards on this shitty website alone.

>>44041341
I mean I slightly alluded to it trying to understand what is going on behind the scenes since she’s almost complete or is completed already. That we’re already in July when malef if I remember correctly was leaked way back in February or March.

KC probably just forgot and is really busy. His dayjob is the hellish reality of a Japanese salaryman.

>>44041384
But those are games while Malef is just a picture with text beside it, that I get games take time, but a picture?

GENTLEMEN, as much as we all agree that Kenkou Cross is BEST WAIFU, what if we went crazy and discussed one of the many other viable monster girls out there?

>>44041363
>Start signing
>Get to the last letter of your name and say you fucked up the signature and scribble it out

>>44041423
Sure. I like the phat bat from MGD.

>>44041467
Daaaaaaaang...
By the time you're done doing 2-3 iterations of that, the only thing bluer than this demon's skin is gonna be her ovaries.

>>44041484
Solid choice. I don't have that bat, but I have this Auntster Bat!

>>44041363
Signing a demons contract with your own blood!

Gambling your virginity on a simple game of luck against a chesh.
First person to draw a joker loses.

>>44040963
Not just themselves. My gyaru friend is always spraying me with her perfume. It takes three washes to get the smell out.

>>44041590
>chesh draws a joker on the first card
>think you've won
>finally free of her endless teasing
>smugcat.mp4
>turns out you're contractually obligated to fuck her
>demons appear to make sure that you follow the rules
>critique your form the whole time while chesh makes sex puns