/jp/ - Otaku Culture

All monsters will be americanized

dogs are passe, cats are the new hotness

>>44026626
You take that back

>>44026635
Clowns are really scary

get yourself a goat

>>44026603

>>44026661
why must western art be so fucking ugly

>>44026623
>American Mamano, stay away from me ee

Being the gardener for a Wight is comfy, I just trim the plants around her mansion all day and water the flowers and mow the lawn and the old hag herself doesn't mess with me and her ghouls mostly just stay inside, then I go home after a long day's work and rest.

Fuck vampires and Dhampirs

I am addicted to heroine milk.

>>44026736
Heroic holstaurs heaving hangers!

As if Shirohebi's weren't dangerous enough.

How would you get ahold of this contraband in monstergirl city?

>>44026796
The great Shirohebi war was brutal, a fox had said their queen was a fat snake and her husband was prime tofu, this slight could not be ignored and many a fox ass was spanked after their invasion, thankfully it was over just as quick as it began as the shirohebi forces withdrew after the spankings were delivered.

>>44026850
Tanuki probably. Or other human smugglers

I can't believe that Illusion Soft is fucking dead.

>>44026850
Why would unfilled cum balloons be contraband? They are widely available and frequently used for various fun activities in bed.

Wonderworm supremacy!

>>44026850
>off-topic image

>>44026883
Didn't ask

>>44026850
Any criminal organization will have them, they sell them cheap.

>>44026880
>>44026919
>>44026893
>replying

Americanized Oni...

Absolutely not! If you're going to look human then we're not having sex!

Why do horny monkeys need prayer beads?

It turns out that you're the dinner she's coming over for.

>>44027076
Smol horse. Big hound.

>>44026623
>anon has been trying his best to prevent buffvill from getting americanized
>from making sure all imported produce is up to standard to religiously cockblocking any malicious advertisements/property buyouts
>one day he is approached by two suit dressed and slim nukis
>rather than try to negotiate they just lock him in special demon silver handcuffs, they have a ton of tiny spikes on the inside so the more he struggles the less he can struggle
>he is taken to a van with a tv inside of it
>it has a picture of the town's gym... no its a live video!
>on the tv another suit dressed nuki walks up to the gym, and the gym's owner walks out... ITS A NEGOTIATION ON A BUYOUT!
>anon is forced to watch as the gym's owner agrees to sell it, and in its place will be a foxDonalds
>one of the nukis in the van clicks a remote and the video changes to show the town's primary market.
>the nuki this time is negotiating over a new produce supply for the town
>anon is forced to keep watching these for the next hour.
>eventually the two nukis kick him out of the van
>before they close the door and drive off...
>"they say a rich fat cat is a happy cat..."
>"...but the only fatties here will be those meatheads!"
>the two drive away laughing like maniacs

>>44027076
The Bicorn must be desperate to get a co-wife because bringing in a Hellhound is giving up any chance that she'll be the headwife.

>>44027076
Whatever, what's for food?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44027111
A skilled harem manager could probably guide one most of the time even without "taming" her. It's not like there's a hebi in the doorway.

>>44027076
I also want to sniff bicorn breath. Hellhound breath, ehhh not so much, it probably smells like a toilet. No bueno.

Why can't monsters read signs? This is clearly the men's shower.

>>44027183
Of course they can read, it's the place where they can find men.

>>44027183
thats why you have to teach them, even if they are still in the mens shower

>>44027204
Son you're telling me I can just walk into the women's locker and FIND women? Preposterous.

>>44027183
>>44027204
Everyone knows that men's showers are where single men go. The married men join their wives in the women's showers.

>>44027233
Then shouldn't it instead be called the couple's showers?

>44027140
>44027177
>44027233
Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ to spam your garbage posts, nobody wants you here

>>44027245
> couple's showers
THAT'S RACIST AGAINST BICORNS. It's the 24th century, Anon. Get with the times!

>>44027245
I need more cute harpy pics like this in my life

>>44027245
That's more or less what they've become.
>men's showers == single's showers
>women's showers == couple's showers

>>44027259
How about coomerbrained?

>>44027246
HE USES A NAME JUST TO PISS (YOU) OFF SPECIFICALLY
CHILL. FUCKING CHILL.

>>44027246

>>44027275
>le epic just ignore it meme
You can already see other diseased piles of shit like that retarded furfag engaging with it

>>44027275
He's not wrong

>>44027259

>>44026603

>>44027308
I want a picture like this that actually includes the husband, it's always a solo pic. They should both be holding their egg together.

>>44027320
You'd rather see some other guy in the pic happy with her instead of her just looking lovingly at you through the 4th wall?
That's lame.

If the 2nd Lilim is the warden of the Hell prison, that basically means she'll be the bondage dom Lim, right?
>Intense bdsm play
>Loving aftercare
>Gentle femdom
I bet Mamono come from all over looking for an edgelord male they can break into a loving husband.

>>44027364
Yes, not every image needs to be wish fulfillment faggot.

>>44027303
>furhate
way to out yourself

>>44027275
Just ignore him bro. :^)

>Anon is walking through the deep jungle (local park)
>He falls for her clever trap (basic snare baited with doritos locos taco and a large baja blast, out in the open)
>Now that she has skillfully subdued her prey (Hit him with the old family macuahuitl until he stopped moving), she drags him back to her lair (apartment #527) to perform the dark ritual that will bind his soul to hers in the eyes of the gods (Calling mom to ask what to do next because she didn't think she would get this far)

How do Harpies get panties on?

go on an adventure, they said

>>44027370
To each their own, I prefer the solo pics. Easier to think it's just me and her.

>>44027394
Very carefully.

>>44027383
these city kots sure like to make their courting to be cool instead of them being lame in reality

>>44027394
They don't, unless they have a husband to help. Or sisters.

>>44027398
But now you can adventure with your brand new wife!

So it's war you want Lescatien? I'll see to it that all your dames have their head severed from their neck!

I have a solution to the breathfag question, he wants recognition to cause trouble, if everyone uses breathfag in the name field it will remove his object of desire, attention because everyone will be calling themselves breathfag

What's the deal with magus anon, is he taking a break from writing?

>>44027446
don't quit your day job

>>44027446
Yes, yes, join Team Breath!

>>44027398
you can just defeat her with the "Love and Affection" attack

>>44027368
Female sinners probably get trained by the lilim directly, or by one of her direct subordinates. Of course, the men get assigned a case officer that will eventually become their wife.

>>44027456
>t. breathfag

>>44027446
Am I doing it right?

>>44027446
That's precisely why he's using a name and not tripcode, he's simultaneously trying to take a shortcut to fame and force a meme.
The only proven method of dealing with retards like him is unanimous shunning and completely removing him from the discussions, which is fucking difficult with idiots rushing to defend him all the time.

>>44027476
Yes, you are doing it PERFECTLY.

>>44027488
>knife and butter isn't shog
shoggy needs to try harder

>>44027447
Mix and match
>He finished his Magnum Opus and is burnt out
>Writing the bonus endings is exhausting and more for the fans
>The "fans" bicker endlessly over "X character is horrible" and "Y isn't allowed in MGE (despite this not being MGE)"
>He's tired of this place. These people. He is tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

>>44027446
He claimed that he already has an impostor, which means he's a gigantic retard if it's true and is still at it.

>>44027516
In all actuality, both are probably the same person.

>>44027368
Wait, where did we ever get information on the 2nd Lilim?

>>44027516
The anti-breathfag sperg changed his justification from
>Breathfag posted scat
to
>Breathfag encourages other bad behavior
Ever since he (anti-breathfag) got exposed for not knowing the difference between tripfagging and namefagging.

Doesn't this basically prove the scat posting was a falseflag?

>>44027370
Bright colors are masculine with birds. He has four masculine daughters and one feminine one.

How smug would a Demon be if you tried a really high level banishment spell on her that should have worked but it failed because of some unforeseen reason?

>>44027560
They're monstergirls, their colors are reversed. Get your lore right.

>>44027561
A moderate level of smug. She didn't do anything, but trying that method was stupid.

>>44027547
KC mentioned it forever ago. The "irredeemable men" that are such garbage that most mamono wouldn't get anywhere near the (psychotic murderers, actual (true) rapists, etc.) get sent to a special prison run by the 2nd Daughter of the DL, for rehabilitation.
The rest is just my speculation.

>>44027551
The scat posts aren't a justification, only an additional excuse to shit on him, if you will. Namefagging on its own is cancer and deserves to be shunned.

>>44027634
>deserves to be shunned
By giving free (You)s to it and everyone that replies, and making it the sole focus of the thread for several hours straight? Genius strategy. Sasuga, Anon.

Now hurry up and reply to this post. Your ego won't allow you to simply walk away from a pointless argument on the internet. Chop chop!

>>44027551
>everyone who hates a persistent thread pest is one person
What is this delusional tripe? Is this an attempt at gaslighting?
And the justification never changed just an additional thing to complain about like >>44027634 said. Besides I am pretty sure people were complaining about it encouraging bad behavior first.

>>44027617
>actual (true) rapists
Ah yes as opposed to the fake rapists

Remember that it is improper to have lewd relationships with your maids

>>44027682
For years now we have been getting retards who think all their problems are just the conspiracy of single dudes, and that everyone else in the thread lives in quite fear of the tyrants "fuck off fag" and "anti breath fag" waiting for the day some noble retard comes to shit up the thread trying to excuse the shitposter's behavior and liberate them.

>>44027665
>preaches his "just ignore it" silver bullet
>fails to apply it himself and gets into arguments every time
I recognize your obnoxious style, you always start advocating for the namefag and the thread gets derailed because you can't help yourself from responding.
You'll never convince anons of this thread to accept cancer, either move to some shithole where this is deemed acceptable or shut the fuck up and stop helping the shitposter. You are why this always turns into a shitshow instead of 1 or 2 anons telling him to fuck off and that's it.

>GFD Bondage Demon is a specialist from the Hell prison
>Many inmates have encountered her while in a rage, or trying to escape
>She excels in subduing men with a mix of ropes, straps, belts, chains, etc. and headpats
>But she always holds back. She limits her interaction with the subdued men, and never headpats them at full strength
>Her objective is to subdue and pacify
>Rehabilitation is for the future wife
>She will only get once chance at it, so she is waiting for the right man
>The angriest, most hate-filled man in existence
>The most adorably touch-starved sinner

>>44027689
Call Hellhounds and Manticores fake rapists, they have no good answer to that.

>>44026603

>>44027692
Correct, you should practice chastity with maids and have them sleep in a separate room from your own. You should not have sex with them and always brush off their attempts to seduce you. Make sure to double check the house before bed to ensure there's no manacles or rope or anything they can use to bind you and rape you too. Always lock your door and ensure your maid can't get in to try raping you in your sleep either.

MAIDS WILL NOT BE LEWDED

Some people need more sleepy mice in their life

>>44027751
Yeah and I recognize you too. We do this every fucking time. Can we end it here? I'll tell you what, next time you tell Breathfag to fuck off, add a desu or something to your post and I won't bat an eye.
Or if that's too much, attach a cute monstergirl picture to your post, so there's some actual content to it beyond the sperging.

You can reply to this post if you want. I'm done, desu.

>>44027689
Consider
>A man raping a woman in order to hurt her
>A man raping a man

>>44026603

>>44027819
>next time you tell Breathfag to fuck off
I only silently report the idiot, but thanks for proving >>44027712 right. You're another newfag who refused to lurk before posting and deluded himself into thinking there's just one tyrant terrorizing the thread. Just like last summer.

>Did the computer machine make you sad, little one?
>Did it make you angry?
>Or are you a bad child that makes other children angry?
Honk

>>44027919
I will ask a bogie if she is a bogey
Surely nothing wrong will happen

>>44027447
I'm working on something. Had something important come up and I've been slacking.

>>44027939
It's a good opportunity for her to hug you.

>>44027689
Yeah, bro. It's called ほのぼのレイプ.
As long as the rape is ほのぼの it's not really rape.

>>44027993
>Bogey that has a Bogie side and vice versa

>>44027993
>hug bogie
>she honks whenever you squeeze her

>>44027919
green is not a trustworthy color.

ded

>>44028121

Wonderworm and Satryos for the "cool aunt" duo

>>44028174
*PLAP* counters *CLACK*

Look, Hunter! A horrid beast! Kill it!

>>44028121
that's how the boys like it.

>>44028174
I will counter clack with breed

>>44028196
Kiss it? Okay got it.

>>44028196
I dunno, what's so horrid about it?

>>44028196
I can fix her

>>44028188
She can't clack if her feet can't reach the floor

>>44028223
The hair, you must brush it!

>>44028249
Okay, sure. That doesn't sound too bad.

>>44028277
her horns need to be polished as well

>>44027919
bogies and bogeys aren't fair... calling (you) 'little one' is too powerful

>>44028223
Look at her! She has horns and claws and teeth like daggers! Her eyes glow a red haze! She's not human, she's the very image of corruption! An abominable beast! Evil incarnate! You must slay her, NOW.

>>44028305
Anon, that's a wildly inaccurate way to describe that girl. Are you absolutely certain that you're not under duress from some other mamono? Maybe you got mind whammied for looking at a cute girl while a psychic mamono was after you?

>>44028283
Oh, very well.

Should slimes stop being nudists?

>>44028371
Miss Slime can...
> Wear real clothes
> Shape herself like she is wearing real clothes
> Not wear any clothes
> Hang out with weird stuff floating in her like a stereotypical gelatinous cube
It's all good. All slimes are good girls.

>>44028371
Just get a Nureonago. She'll be willing to cosplay for you if you'd like.

>monstergirl loli wants to befriend you
>you drop your guard and go with it
>she's cute and harmless, what's the worst that could happen?

>>44028455
>>monstergirl loli wants to befriend you
No, I'm too old.

>Be Order soldier
>Get captured by monsters and taken to an unknown location
>Strapped to a chair in a dark cell, with a single lamp shining on you
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>Hooting sounds...
>You see a pair of eyes in the darkness
>Immediately shut your own.
>"Hoo. Hoo. The Order trained you well. Making eye contact with a monstergirl makes men rather agreeable, especially when it's me."
>"But closing your eyes makes you sensitive to other things. Hoo. Hoo."
>You gulp. Did you make a mistake? No. Eye contact with an Owl Mage is instant defeat. This was the right choice.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who are you? Hoo. Hoo. What do you know? Hoo. Hoo. What do you like?"
>On and on the questions go. You dare not say a word, but the answers rise to the forefront of your mind each time.
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>Something about her hooting reverberates in your head. Is it some sort of spell? She is a mage, after all
>You need to do something to keep yourself from blurting out the truth.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who are you?"
"Shut up!"
>"Hoo. Hoo. What do you know?"
"Fuck off!"
>"Hoo. Hoo. What do you like?"
"Eat shit! Aaahh!"
>You decide to mix expletives with mouth noises, answering as quick as you can so you won't even think about the question.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
"Blaargle fuck!"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
"Shizzle fizzle!"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
"Shut up!"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Would you like me to repeat that again?"
"Gahh—what?"
>You brain stops at the unexpected question. What did she mean by repeat?
>"Hoo. Hoo. The Order trained you well. Making eye contact with a monstergirl makes men rather agreeable, especially when it's me."
>No way. From the beginning?
>"But closing your eyes makes you sensitive to other things. Hoo. Hoo."
>You feel a bead of sweat on your forehead. Has it been steadily getting hotter in here?

>>44028455
I will power level her

>>44028571
>acts so smug when a single touch can send her to the floor in pleasure

>>44028582
That's how you control smug lolis
Sure, they can press bench a planet but they can't resist your ear rubs

>>44028455
Harmless? I doubt it.

>>44028305
Now you made her cry. Nice job, asshole.

>>44027982
Assuming you really are magus anon; your writing is genuinely excellent and I've read most of your stories, including journy of the magus, several times. Thanks alot for your hard work, even if you did crush me by not having a Rhodon alternate ending.

>>44028702
I have an idea for a rhodon one, actually. I'll probably make it when I feel like doing something with delfs

What monster do you wish you can be captured by?

>>44027446
just tell him to fuck off along with the people who defend him.
its not that hard.

>>44028756
rape ogre spider

>>44028756
Manticore, although I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to keep up the fear act and I'd ruin the fun by starfishing and going
>take me

>>44028756
captured? no I want to be scared out of my mind by the chase

domesticate beast girls.

>>44026603

>>44028798
> I'd ruin the fun by starfishing and going take me
very real problem in mgc

>>44028756
kejourou

>>44028510
>No, I'm too old.
She's a little succubus, you're an adult man, you just need to meet in the middle and behave like horny teenagers.

>>44028756
Maelf

>>44028828
But unlike a teenager, I'm jaded with no hopeful spark in my eyes.

>>44028559
>That damn lamp. She planned this.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who are you?"
>You're baking and she's just starting over like nothing happened.
>"Hoo. Hoo. What do you know?"
>You know getting frustrated will only make things worse. You do your best to stay calm.
>"Hoo. Hoo. What do you like?"
>You'd like to be able to open your eyes...but you know it isn't safe.
>You can feel her gaze on you. It's making the heat even worse
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>It seems like the hooting is getting worse, too.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>With your eyes closed, you can't even be sure she's doing it
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>No, that's crazy. Of course she's doing it
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"I hope you enjoyed your break. Let us pick up where we left off. Hoo. Hoo."
>Break? Was she gone? Did you really imagine it? Were you going insane?
>No. No. She never left. You didn't even hear her move. She couldn't have...
>She's just messing with you
>Don't listen to her.
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>Ignore her
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
Ignore her questions
>"Hoo. Hoo. Feathers."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Birds."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Like."
Ignore the repetition
Ignore the heat
Ignore your breaking mind
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
Ignore the hooting.
Ignore how hard it is getting to keep your eyes shut
Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
>"You're mumbling. Please speak up."
>You freeze as your heart skips a beat.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Would you not like me to repeat that again?"
"No...what did she say before?"
>Your eyelids very nearly pop open. You really had been mumbling... thinking out loud...for a while now
>But just now you...
>"Hoo. Hoo. The Order trained you well. Making eye contact with a monstergirl makes men rather agreeable, especially when it's me."

>>44028847
Okay this is mildly unnerving and my opinion of owls has been lowered
I'll gladly take fat americanized monsters over this mental torture

>>44028847
Monsters should not mindbreak humans...

>>44028809
il make an Anubis act like a Kobold
il turn a hellhound into a heavenhound
il make a haku moo as i milk her
il tell to cheshire get a job

>>44028847
>it's just some heat lamps and a recording set on loop

>>44028918
>there actually is an owl mage, but she's just sitting in the corner enjoying a lollipop

You can avoid monster interrogation by crying for a bit and then going limp

>>44028779
You would think people would actually follow through with the gatekeeping talk they do and just fucking ignore the bad actors instead of giving them the attention they want.

>>44028949
>get taken in for jay walking
>remember the advice from the cheshire paper making forums
>cry and go limp
>becomes a national emergency as they freak out and try to apply rape as the solution

>>44027982
It's fine to take a break every once in a while. For the record I enjoy your stories even when they do have something or someone slightly controversial by mge standards

>>44028846
It sounds like you just need a large dose of female kid to recover.

Just accept hebi already anon, she is waiting for you

>>44028949
>"Look, I can't tell you anything. I'm a conscript, I'm expendable. They grabbed me off the street two days ago. Nobody told me anything and nobody cares whether you let me go or kill me."

>>44029099
But snakes are scary!

>>44029099
I'm sorry, but I desire a wife with large biceps and hard abs.

>>44029118
sneks are not scary, they are just goofballs who are trying to love you

>>44029150
What do the succ sisters next door want?

>>44029135
Snakes are scary and not soft at all!
But that fox lady eating a burger over there looks like a nice, not scary person!

>>44029099
I'm more into standard lamia, honestly.

>>44029170
foxes are mean and will trick you
hebi will love you and protect you

>>44029192
Then why does she keep saying scary things and looking at other people with the intent to kill?
Not to mention the fire!

>>44029192
Hebi wont resort to tricking me? wow, its like she dosent care at all. il find a girl whos more committed to loving me.

>>44029099
She'll have to make me!

>>44029213
>she dosent care at all
Please do not say that infront of your hebi

>>44029229
>implying hebi isnt listening in on every conversation, post and text her hubby has.

>>44029254
>hebi taps into anon's conversation with his coworkers
>it's just an hour long talk of him praising hebi and saying how cute she is
>"flustered hebi noises"

>>44029163
They're having a fundraiser

Got a cute Cheshire comm from Setz

>>44029150
Would choose middle
Would turn her smug into blush by romancing her

>>44029298
verifiable cat

>>44029298
Very cute

>>44029298

>>44029298
Nice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcCsIwXa_ho

Brainwashed Goblin onaholes!

>>44029298
Smug cat needs kyrpä inside her

>>44028847
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>"I hope you enjoyed your break. Let us pick up where we left off. Hoo. Hoo."
>Your mind is not breaking
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>You are not going crazy
>You just need to open your eyes. Just for a bit.
>Just a tiny bit
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>You don't even have to look at her
>"Hoo. Hoo."
>Do it! Now! Quickly!
>You throw your head to the left and open your eyes
>You drink in the sight of something other than eyelids for as long as you can
>But then...
>Something moves in the darkness, and your heart rate spikes
>A black shadow, rapidly approaching
>You quickly shut your eyes again
>"Hee. Hee."
>It jumps onto your lap and wraps around you
>You feel a chaste kiss on your cheek
>And warm breaths in your ear
>"Hee. Hee. Hello, mister! Are you getting along well with Big Sis Owl?"
>Another bird. Black Harpy
>"Hii. Hii. Your clothes look very nice. Are you a soldier?"
>A second one. On your other side.
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hee. Hee. You're covered in shinies!"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hii. Hii. We want some."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>The damnable questioning starts up again
>But at least these two newcomers should distract you enough to stay sane
>Even if their black feathers are making the heat worse
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hee. Hee. Shiny! Shiny!"
>The one on your left grabs a button from your coat, tearing it off with ease
"Don't take that! It's mi—"
>Something warm and slimy touches your right ear
>"Hii. Hii. Sorry for my sister. Here's a kiss to make up for it"
>Her tongue slides around your ear a bit more
>You don't want to think about how it makes you feel
>The harpy on your left snatches your other buttons while you're distracted
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hii. Hii. Shiny. Pay him back, sis."
>"Hee. Hee. Okay!"
"Ah! No, don't!"
>You don't know how she did it, but the harpy on the right just removed your belt.
>At the same time, the harpy on your left kisses and licks your ears
>Your brain is starting to melt
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>Or maybe it's just the heat
>"Hee. Hee. You look sweaty."
>"Hii. Hii. It must be the coat."
>She's right. Even with the buttons gone, the coat was still on you
>Your big, heavy, Order coat
>You were practically baking inside of it
>But without it...
>"Hee. Hee."
>"Hii. Hii."
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like feathers?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Do you like birds?"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Who do you like?"
>But it's so hot. Maybe it would be okay?
>"Hee. Hee. Can I have your coat?"
"Ye—"
>"Hii. Hii. Can I have your pants?"
"N—"
>"Hoo. Hoo. Would not you not not like me to not not not repeat that again?"
"Ye...no...uh..."
>"Say nothing if you want to keep going."
>"Hoo. Hoo."

>>44029390
Yes... "brainwashed"

>tfw I've been so ruined by one IP that anything less than six inches is absolute earlet territory to me.

>>44029298
Cheshy dropping N Bombs.

>>44029420
>your goblin friend does this
what could she mean by this?

>>44029410
>>"Hii. Hii."
How am I even supposed to read this laugh.

How would your favorite Monster react to you begging them not to hurt you with a sniffle?

>>44029421
what are some other very specific monster "lets"
flufflets are a given.
what about length/girthlet lamias?
hornlet dragons?
maybe pawlet anubi

>>44029439
Crying, a mantra on repeat on how she would never hurt me
72 hour nonstop cuddlelock, sniffling and crying the whole time, the only exception being when she cries herself to sleep

>>44029421
I just want an elf wife

>>44029434
"Hee. Hee." but more "Hii. Hii."-er. Hoo. Hoo.

>>44029449
The only other let i care about are winglets. winglets deserve to be mocked and derided wherever they are. Get a functioning fucking wingspan, winglets.

Pic rel: The Chad Angel

>>44028750
I can't post it because jannie would get upset, so you'll just have to imagine an image of Vegeta kneeling

>>44029473
Versus the Virgin Manticore

>>44029449
Taillets?

>>44029481
A manticore with a huge wingspan is a terrifying prospect.

>>44029473
No angel's wingspan could ever compare to a roc harpy.

>>44029390
Joke's on you, there's no brain to wash!

>>44029473
I prefer birds that don't dress so lewd

>>44029499
Terrifying and arousing.
>>44029505
I dunno, have you seen those valkyrie? The're like the angel's bigger, buffer, older, more ara sister.

>>44029298
Need to help rehabilitate a gamer Chesh that has been banned from nearly every community forum, chat, and outlook service

>>44027561
Very smug, especially if it was your last ditch effort. She'll take her time corrupting you

>>44029513
But what about dragons that dress modest?

>>44029548
Oh and also just a fair word of warning, do not let her poise and elegance fool you, the black scales indicate she's heavily in heat.

>>44029548
All monsters need to be properly dressed

>>44029558
In belts

>>44029548
Wow, and not even that much gold or brass in her ensemble. I'm in love.

>>44029553
Perfect.

Which one do you listen to

>>44029576
I pick whichever one has bigger guns.

>>44029576
left of course

>>44029589
Is this a demon or mage? Need to know for proper counter measures

>>44029589
Take her hat.

>>44029289
"Fund" is their nickname for Anon's cock!

>>44029576
Left. Corrupted girls shouldn't even exist as their own separate girls to be honest. Neither should wight or dark slime.

If one inevitably becomes the other, then why wouldn't you want to experience what came before? I love wights more than any other girl, vampires being an incredibly close second.

But if you gave me a wight, a zombie and a vampire and told me to pick one, I'd pick the zombie every time. From every angle, a zombie is superior. She is backstory to the wight baked in to a single existence. Where did you find her, how old was she? What was she doing? You love this silent, clingy lady with all these mysteries swirling around your head for years, decades or even centuries, building your own life with her. And then one day you wake up beside her, give her a kiss on the lips and tell her good morning and she gives you another kiss back and says "Good Morning, dear~" back. And all those mysteries get resolved in a sexy, satisfying payoff.

I believe in zombie supremacy.

>>44029606
You monster!

>>44029606
Collect Monster's silly hats!

>>44029606
You realise that if you keep acting like this, the demons will evolve horns that wrap around their hats to keep them safely planted on their heads, right?

>>44029606
hats are a mage's weakness and power

Witch hats are silly.
Monsters should wear sensible hats.

>>44029638

>>44029613
Which they will definitely raise.

>>44029649
post silly hats

>>44029498
Jesus christ look at that tail

>>44029616
>If one inevitably becomes the other,
I don't think it is inevitable. Didn't KC make a loophole?

>why wouldn't you want to experience what came before?
Not liking the pure version or wanting to deal with the hassle of what came before can be a reason. For example, I really don't want to tardwrangle a zombie until she wights.

>>44029616
I won't dispute your opinion, but Dark Slime isn't a corrupted regular Slime, it's a separate subspecies.
>>44029665
>>If one inevitably becomes the other,
>I don't think it is inevitable. Didn't KC make a loophole?
Yeah, Anons act like your cute Zombie becoming a Wight is inevitable, but it's just a possibility that MIGHT happen.
>>44029649
What monsters fit beanies the best?

>>44029616
>She is backstory to the wight baked in to a single existence.
You can have that with a girl that's a wight to begin with, too.

>Where did you find her
Undead kingdom noble quarter
>how old was she
UOOOHHH

See, it's easy!

>>44029638
defended hat

I'm going to ask Miss Cupid if she wants to hang out after work.

>>44029675
I WILL take her hat!

>>44029675
I think she's just a princess, though. A proper wizard hat should hang down a bit, like the foreskin holding back the mage's phenomenal cosmic powers.

Alp x futa monster girl is very good

>>44029665
>Didn't KC make a loophole?
Well, cherry picking notwithstanding.
>I really don't want to tardwrangle a zombie until she wights.
Despite appearences, zombie girls are quick lerners and hyper responsive to positive feedback training. She'll only try to gnaw your furniture once before you tell her not to and reward her with a kiss or ten

>>44029671
Maybe queen slime would have been a better comparison then.
As to the wight thing, I think the only way it wouldn't happen is if you actively didn't want it to happen.

>>44029657
stop posting silly hats. That one has a tassel on it. A tassel! It's not a fez!
Please refer to my image for what a sensible hat should look like.

>>44029711
Shit, I didn't realize it's hatposting hours. Miss Spider has a nice hat! Very normal and cute!

>>44029711
She looks upset
Does she know that I am going to steal her hat

>>44029721
She's upset because her horns just pierced her favourite hat. Normally she just wears it balanced on the horns.

>>44029720
Stylish hat

Are you okay with the dress sense of monstergirls. Would you be ok with your wife or daughters out in public in a way that would cause human societies to arrest them for indecent exposure?

>>44029730
In fact, Dhampir girls are the unsung heroines of hat bullying.
>>44029734
>Would you be ok with your wife or daughters out in public in a way that would cause human societies to arrest them for indecent exposure?
lol no

>>44029711
silly hats

>>44029730
Cute and mostly sensible hat. Bonus points for having a heart crown shape.

>>44029708
>As to the wight thing, I think the only way it wouldn't happen is if you actively didn't want it to happen.
Eh, I think there's a good number of people who want their Zombies to ascend, but most are fine with their wives the way they are or they would have picked a Wight in the first place.

>Even a small dhampir child holds her own against her vampiric mother: the vampire may know that her daughter is a dhampir, destined one day to be her enemy-but every time she sees her, she cannot help but smile, knowing she is the progeny of the man she loves. The vampire is doomed to dote on her daughter and raise her to be a potent dhampir.
Cute! Imagine spending your married years thinking your mistress hates you and only uses you as a convenient bloodbag/cockthrone. When for some strange, alien reason she actually keeps the daughter you accidentally knocked her up with, and now your daughter sticks up for you and forces your helpless mistress to confess her deepest feelings for you.

>>44029742
Imagine wearing your wife as a propeller hat

>>44029751
In any case, picking one because you're playing a long game and want to experience both would naturally result in that happening.

That said, there's 0% chance a lich hasn't created a potion or magical device that allow a wight to temporarily revert to a zombie like state. Colloquially known on the streets as "Head Empty" it allows a high strung wight who's bogged down in political and social affairs a brief and precious respite.

>>44029742
No, no, too silly. That propeller could poke someone's eye out.
Monsters should wear sensible headgear for whatever they're doing, from going out to going to work. Take a look at these two ladies. Looking good gremlin!

>>44029708
>Cherry picking
They just had to meet requirements, ones that someone could probably bring about intentionally if I'm remembering correctly. Can't be bothered to looking for the Q&A. That wasn't a "it's rare, but..." situation which are always allowable if you really want anyway, no matter how "rare." Plus, even if a transformation were inevitable, some probably exist as the vanilla version for a long freaking time. They're the kind of thing people would encounter and want to know about.

>She'll only try to gnaw your furniture once
This sounds like headcanon, but how about not at all? I want ohoho and spectral claws, someone else can go level up a zombie. I get it, but no thanks.

Wights in particular are further a bad choic e because a dead person can skip straight to being a wight, we're not talking about a Pokémon situation, and even Pokémon lists separate entries for each evolution.

>>44026603

How to get a gremlin wife?

>>44029410
>tfw no black harpy twins to have furious impregnation sex with.
>tfw no owl mage interrogator wife to have long gentle impregnation sex with.
>tfw no hoot.
>tfw no bird.
>hoot hoot.

>>44029815
I will marry the nuki and ignore her wealth!

>>44029828
It's not her wealth you have to worry about.

>>44029810
>Draw blueprints for a design and don't include tolerances.
>Amass power tools.
>Make angry posts online about how the anubis denied the planning permission for your rocket.
>Cover yourself in motor oil.
>Catnip.
>Don't use spirit level when doing D.I.Y
>The laser pointer on said spirit level.

>>44029665
Isn't KC kind of dead.

>>44029833
>It's not her wealth you have to worry about.
Her tail?

>>44029833
Well yeah, it's her worry.

>>44029734
No way. There's a huge range of normal clothes that range from pure to flirty to sexy without going into the ridiculous things monsters wear in their profiles, I'd want my wife to wear something along those lines and my daughters would. For sexy times, there's lingerie. That getup is only good for cosplay.

>>44029839
He's undead.

>>44029793
>This sounds like headcanon, but how about not at all? I want ohoho and spectral claws, someone else can go level up a zombie. I get it, but no thanks.
Look anon, I can see you're worked up, I'm not trying to force a zombie on you, I was just stating that 'tardwrangling' isn't necessarily a given, just as being a zombie isn't necessarily a given to a wight. Post the part of the profile that states they're tards in need of wrangling. That sounds like headcanon to me.

We can both be happy here, I don't see why you want yours but not mine.

>>44029792
>A Gremlin and Hellwan having a contest to see which is superior, Charcoal or Propane grilling, Ms Gremlin is a propaniac and enjoys propane paraphanelia.

>>44029839
>not having enough dedication that kcs stream of thought about monster girls is beamed directly into your head
But aside from that yeah he hasn't said anything for over four months now give or take when he asked for april questions and never answered them.

>>44029816
Hoo. Hoo.

Read bedtime stories to sleepy mice even if they're already sleeping

>>44029899
>sleepy mouse has power over you
how to escape??

>>44029871
In the advent of him actually being retired from everything, is this community going to start creating their own profiles and vetting them? Somehow I doubt there's enough cohesion for that.

>>44029839
I guess it's a good simulation for when he actually does retire, willingly or not. It would be nice if the next update is something big, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
>>44029853
>He's undead.
If you consider some say KC is secretly a Baphomet, it must be Renrushka. No wonder she has no official illustration - she's already said to be married, so she doesn't feel the need to show herself.

>>44029919
There is no escape, and even if you tried to escape it wouldn't work

>>44029923
There already are fanmade profiles, but they don't gain much traction and I don't expect Anons here to make them.

>>44029923
Anon, that's proper schizo secret club stuff. There is no need for vetting because there is no central repository in the first place.

>>44029854
>Post the part of the profile that states they're tards in need of wrangling. That sounds like headcanon to me.
Sounds like you haven't read the profile in a while to me. Here:
>Disposition: Simple
>"...their intelligence and reason are diminished."
>"they can also regain the wits they used to have when living, but... their wits won't often be used for intellectual pursuits.
That's after they spent some time with below average intelligence, and implicitly some time below even that. Tardwrangling on some level is a given unless you cherrypick one that's somehow been sipping on extra mana and has skipped part of the back story bit anyway.
>I don't see why you want yours but not mine.
I want at least a moderately intelligent wife at all times outside of brief special occassions. I'd prefer ghost claws over no claws. I don't want to take care of my wife like a child or a pet, which even your joking example was close to. I get the romance of getting through the slow times together, it's just not for me because I don't like slow. I don't think that's hard to understand.

>>44029943
And of course nobody would want to escape in the first place

>>44029943
Suddenly..!!

>>44029974
>I want at least a moderately intelligent wife at all times outside of brief special occassions. I'd prefer ghost claws over no claws. I don't want to take care of my wife like a child or a pet, which even your joking example was close to. I get the romance of getting through the slow times together, it's just not for me because I don't like slow. I don't think that's hard to understand.
I don't really give a shit what you want, have it to your heart's content, I'm making absolutely no statement or judgement on your own personal desires, nor am I saying whether they're wrong or you should be wanting something else. I'd appreciate it if you would stop trying to defend yourself as though I were, because all it's doing it making this conversation go in circles.

> they can also regain the wits they used to have when living, but ultimately, due to their swollen lust and desire for sex, a zombie's thought patterns remain simple and their wits won't often be used for intellectual pursuits.
This, taken in context with
> in order to maintain their bodies, they absolutely must have a man's essence. For that reason, their lust and appetite are extremely swollen compared to when they were human
Means "They mostly think about sex" If we're being 100% honest here, given that, a Jubjub would require more tard wrangling than a zombie.

>>44030015
what if she had her own youtube channel?

>>44029974
>I want at least a moderately intelligent wife at all times outside of brief special occassions.
>I don't want to take care of my wife like a child or a pet
Agreed, luckily monster children are pretty intelligent so marrying one won't be a problem

what killed the hype?

>>44030061
What hype?

wurms

>>44030019
>I don't really give a shit what you want,
Then was the
>I don't see why you want yours but not mine
Line not you? Because it shows some level of giving a shit if it was you. That's why I want mine and not yours, and one reason to keep the zombie and wight entries separate.

>They're not dumb, they just don't show any intelligence because they're horny!
Basically the same thing and the profile says they are straight up dumb before they recover to that point anyway.

>But whatabout jub jubs
They would be worse than zombies, yes. I wouldn't take one for the same reason and they're way lower on my list because of it. If you could fuck a jub into a permanently classy wonderbirb that might warrant its own entry too.

>>44029170
>anon says the fox isnt scary
>turns out she dates back dozens of chief goddesses
>more or less an eldritch horror with how deep her mind has gotten
>anon sleeps with her once
>dragged into a shared dream thats well emulated enough to be comparable to real life
>when he awakes he has to make sure everything is as it was before, cant shake the feeling that reality is different.
its always the most innocent looking ones.

>>44030091
>smack wurm
>break knuckles on wums cheek
>Now have wurm suckling bleeding hand
>Feels like a fucking rock tumbler

what if a bunch of mgs and you get hit with choice paralysis?

>>44030133
Well it depends on what kind of MGs.

>>44030106
>but not mine
Was more the operative point there.
>one reason to keep the zombie and wight entries separate.
But at least I get what your motive is now. Then, I've reconsidered my position, I see why they should be kept separate.
>Basically the same thing and the profile says they are straight up dumb before they recover to that point anyway.
That means nothing, you'll be having a fucking marathon when you first meet her anyway, so the comparative nanosecond she's actually stupid is inconsequential.

>>44030141
all of them

>>44030133
Chimera

>>44030133
I have a clear #1, so the rest must be really tempting to result in this.

>>44030133
Say you need more time and escape when they're not looking.
You'll need to run very fast though.

>>44030129
That's nuts!

>>44030153
Yep, same with me.

>>44030153
>>44030178
Who's your #1?

>>44030184
Jinko

>>44030184
Nta but gremlins are best

>>44030184
Kejourou

>>44030133
Already have it, I think my ideal waifu would be a shog flayer chimera

>>44030189
This, cute dorks

imma make steel steed s to piss off the centuars of the steppes and do motorcycle tp centuar archey warfare

You will become a plinth for her, and you will like it.

>>44030231
>You will never be the caretaker of an old, "abandoned" spooky castle.
>Dusting cobwebs, polishing the weirdly lifelike statues, hearing strange noises at night.

>>44030142
>I see why they should be kept separate.
They are both different monsters with different draws is a good reason, but the fact that you don't have to start with a zombie to get a wight and your zombie won't necessarily become a wight is more important. Otherwise, they'd be like salmon or frogs which change a LOT over their lifespan, but no one would consider a separate creature.

Of anything shouldn't have its own monster entry it's alps. They aren't even a specific thing.

>That means nothing, you'll be having a fucking marathon when you first meet her anyway, so the comparative nanosecond she's actually stupid is inconsequential.
That'd depend on the mana hubby could put out. For the average dude it would still probably take a bit, but if you're packing thick mana it might be possible.

>Be you, great big fuckin' hero
>Trip in a graveyard
>Get raped by a zombie while you're down
>Make up some great story about how you were bested by a wight and ended up married
>She actually was a wight by the second load, it's basically a true story

>>44030222
I want to give her a piggy back ride and scratch her ears

>>44030222
Buenos Dias Gremmy!
*Smack*

pls guys

teach me

>>44030129
>Rata-chan is now a Winterstown firefighter and news reporter
What kind of emergencies does she respond to?

>>44030260
Haku bait

>>44030261
Rescuing Anon from a tree after he got chased up there by a gang of Ice Wolf delinquents.

>>44030263
I'm now thinking about how haku feel about always being the smartest person in a room. Also, elves in regard to likely being the most experienced.

>>44030133
>More than one monster means there's a choice, meaning that someone will be let down and that there might be a wrong choice
This is already too much for me, so I'm going to go catatonic until everyone leaves.

>>44029298
lovely

>>44030273
Haku is most suited to cheer up an Anon who is really dumb but aware of it.

>>44030289
Most stable mge fan

>>44030133
This is only a problem for monogamychads, haremkings would have no issues. I might feel a bit sorry for the ones I didn't choose if there were any though.

I'm going to get a pair of tinted shades so no monster can make eye contact with me. Checkmate monsters, let's see fate work through a layer of photochromic lenses.

>>44030247
>For the average dude it would still probably take a bit, but if you're packing thick mana it might be possible.
Wighting might take a long while, but returning her wits probably wouldn't

>>44030239
A castle that big would end up having many gargoyles, I hope anon is ready

To the abyss I go time to mutate.

>>44030374
You do you, tentacle boy.

>>44026603

>>44030345
>Anon swears he can feel the statues staring at him whenever he's not looking at them directly.

>>44030386
I’m gonna get a harem of just abyssal monsters and become a being beyond mortal comprehension of pure sexual energy.

>"Care for a drink?"

>When you do some basic subtraction...

>>44030317
Don't forget your mylar suit, ear plugs, and respirator. Someone would probably get turned on by that getup too, though.

>>44030414
but auntie sayie
I only drink milk

>>44030436
You have now attracted the attention of every holst in the bar.

>>44030436
Rarely does a Satyros have an occasion to share some kumis with someone.

>>44030433
Fuck it I'll just get a blindfold. They can't see me if I can't see them

I only drink water, so I'm not bait for any monster!

>>44030467
I dunno, that Undine has been eyeing you lately...

>>44030467
Water you waiting for?

>>44029945
>They don't get much traction
Yeah because the person posting the most recent ones is a known hater of MGE

>>44030482
Can you post what they made.

>>44030453
>Cue anon looking at that busty jiangshi near the tanukis and the hakus

>>44030482
I don't know what you mean because I only recall those on MGE wiki forum made back in the day and the recent ones retweeted by KC himself.

>>44030480
How am I supposed to impregnate literal water?

>>44030497
Nice, the bar has a soft serve machine?

>>44030499
Why don't you ask her directly? I'm sure she'll be willing to walk you through it.

>>44030488
Some shit about a Balrog, Deva, and Phoenix. Not going to link it because it’s from AO3.

>>44030537
Sounds cool, you are no fun.

You should really stop looking for fan works from people who hate MGE. There's a guy on Twitter that KC keeps retweeting that has made all sorts of subspecies girls. Some are really good.

>>44030502
i think shes the guard of the tanuks, shes quite tall and shes very soft
but how d i chat her up tho without letting it be too obviuos and not get charged for that