/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I googled a few of the girls for the first time in a long time and google instant added fumo to the search.

>>44002120
The first result was Okina for me

I don't get it... Why does Yukari appear in so many images?

Damn, hags in touhou look like THIS?

but she's not that old!!

So when do I get gapped?

>>44003266
After you fall into the pits of despair, decide to suicide, then by luck choose the right Japanese forest to wonder about in

>>44003290
The first two have already happened, I just never thought about the forest part.

>>44003293
Well how else are you supposed to get gapped unless you go there with the intent to kys?
Gappy isn't omnipresent

>>44003266
Just as soon as you are able. Use propane; it's painless and you already have the necessary components.

>>44002120
I wish I could sing with such passion

>>44003357
This reminds me of a dude here in jp a while ago talking about how he had dreams with Gensokyo and was considering suicide after Reimu and Marisa suggested it.

>>44003973
Stupid dream demons need to leave innocent anons alone. Everyone that dreams of their wives from gochiusa anons to here seem to be visited by tricky dream demons that try convincing you to KYS during the most vivid dreams.
Remember anon, your waifu does NOT want you to kill yourself!

>>44002442
What counry are you from? I heard the results are differ by country. No im totally not a CIA agent.

>>44002120
Wow, I'm so lucky to be on a date with a 17 year old!

>>44002951
Oh, that's a shame because I love elegant, older women.

>>44004560
your waifu does not want anything from you
she doesnt know you and does not care about you

>>44003290
>>44003357
Instructions unclear, the abrahamic god is standing before me

Please google "space movie 1992 imdb"

>>44007938
didn't know they made a movie about the moonies

>>44007951
That would be incest anon, not space movie 1992 imdb.

All hags welcomed except Yuuka because she squishes balls when she gets angry.

>>44008278
That would imply she doesn't crush the rest of you, or that the other geriatrics wouldn't do something similar.

>>44007938
How about googling "1974 western flim by Jack Arnold"?

>>44008352
That movie has a very catchy soundtrack.

What would hags put on at movie night?

>>44010103
hallmark movies and romcoms

>>44010103
Liveleak night with the girls!!

>>44010103
trashy romance movies

>>44010593
yukarin for sure. i can feel okina also like obscure pretentious bullshit of opinable quality.

>>44002120
>>44003949
what is she singing?

>>44010103
junko would watch Baby Boom

>>44010321
Pretending to like all the horrible cornball shit she would make you watch would be hell

>>44013127
Fortunately I have enough experience watching to desensitize me thanks to my granny

>>44010103
Videos of anon sleeping

>>44014309
Is that like a live feed through a gap? Or a pre-recorded highlights reel showing things like him falling out of bed, Doremy giving him a nightmare etc?

>>44017749
I wish I had Yukarin's foot on my face

>>44010103
golden girls

>>44017749
keeners nobra saggers

Do you think if you hugged Yukari tightly and told her you genuinely loved her, she would break down and cry?

>>44018420
For a 10000 year old sage, love is but a trivial matter for Yukari

>>44020301
She says it's trivial, but she hasn't had any lover before...

...

When was the last time Yukari has been hugged?

>>44018420
She values her image too highly to do that, at least in front of someone. She would probably say something trying to sound flippant and hastily excuse herself. She would at least start thinking hard in private due to not knowing how to react to or deal with such a thing.
>>44020875
She tricked faceblind, tailblind Chen into a hug once.

>>44010649

>>44002120
https://youtu.be/CxKS8mFGRTw

>>44003949
https://youtu.be/7Xja744Hsl0

>>44018420
>Do you think if you hugged Yukari tightly and told her you genuinely loved her, she would break down and cry?
she'd try and act cool but would masturbate furiously later when alone

>>44017749
>pre-recorded highlights reel
It would be this
every hag would be invited to the highlight reel drinking party

>>44030582
I wish she would stop gapping my dirty underwear

bros I wanna spoil hags

>>44038336
Me too

>>44038336
i want to make their laundry.

>>44005795
That's not true. I've had various dreams about Reimu, the SDM Gang and Suwakos Gang, never did one of the tell me to kill myself. They were always quiet nice to me.

the audacity of this thread. half of you dont even love your own mother

>>44042620
She wouldn't do that

>>44038336
Simple, go live at your grandma's house

>>44040473
like a random sane person would behave
its nice of some youkais to be like that

>>44039311
i want to romantically feed the glutton
watching her try and hold back her appetite on a date would be adorable

>>44002120
rip

>>44056462
Quit bullying Yukari google
She is old and autistic

>>44042620
Most hags would likely be poor mothers. At least one would definitely be a poor mother.

>>44002120
Bing and Duckduckgo use the mountain hag as the first result. I don't know if its a good thing or bad thing for yukari to lose her position as the designated hag.

>>44062982
Being Yukari is suffering

>>44066517

Stop hag to hag violence

>>44072379
they broke the rule... dont date your coworker

>>44072379
No.

>>44002120

>>44079789
This image arouses many questions.
Is yuyuko trying to signal you away, or closer?
What is Yukari thinking right now?
Is Yuyuko trying to help you or is she a false angel, a wolf in sheep's clothing?
How much has Yukari had to drink?
What would happen if you went home with her?
Would Yuyuko share, or keep you to herself if she is not to be trusted?

Sadly, all contact with this anon was lost shortly after this event transpired, so we can only ponder.

>>44079834
>Is Yuyuko trying to help you or is she a false angel, a wolf in sheep's clothing?
No chance of her having your best interests in mind. Arguably she's even less trustworthy than Yukari. Yukari's obviously shady from the second you meet her, so you will probably be wary. Meanwhile Yuyuko pretends to be a ditz to lull you into a false sense of security when she's anything but a ditz.

>>44025802
>she tricked faceblind, tailblind chen into a hug once
Really? So cute!!! Too bad ran doesn't het the same treatment....

>>44006082
what's her name? is she a cute hu?

>>44080638
Is Yuyuko really that malicious? Even more so than Yukari at that?

>>44082391
>Is Yuyuko really that malicious? Even more so than Yukari at that?
naaa, she's nice but she's a lot more perceptive than she lets on
she also works for Eiki

>>44082500
So I’ve heard about her. Yuyuko doesn’t strike me as the mean type but rather one to tease and toy with someone.

>>44082391
Not necessarily more malicious, but she's probably not much more trustworthy than Yukari if she hides her nature like that. Besides, they're good friends and holding hands in that pic, they're definitely working together. You may just lower your guard and go along with whatever the two say because it can't be too bad as long as the funny, nice, pink one is there.

I like to imagine that Yukari's youth is like Mother Gothel's from Tangled (Rapunzel) where if you suppressed her youkai powers somehow she'd age into a 150 year old troll in seconds.

Being squished between Yuyuko and Yukari's fat hag bodies...
Having no hope of escape...
Accepting the fact you will be drinking only hag milk from their massive saggers soon...
Being fed the funny hourai elixir so not even death would grant you succor...

>>44082756
Hm, never considered the idea that they would work together but it does make sense. Yuyuko lures them in with the ditzy nice girl act and Yukari likely goes in for the kill. Or maybe they’ll even double-team you.
Whatever it is that they’ll do to you.
I just hope they’re not too rough with anon…

>>44084374
Oh no what a terrible fate to suffer, being the object of fixation of two supernaturally beautiful women.

Something tells me half of these posts might be Yuyuko and Yukari just gloating.
I have no solid proof yet but if I

>>44084478
No, NO
ANON COME BACK TO US

Reimu's thousand yard stare when her shrine is flooded whenever Yuyoko and Yukari visit and bring their tidal wave of pink and blonde haired half-youkai with them
Reimu's existential crisis when they start calling her auntie

>>44084528
>Reimu's existential crisis when they start calling her auntie
The horror

>>44084478
>>44084484
Yu and Yu were nice enough to complete the captcha for him and hit post. I think he will be ok

>>44087166
Atleast they're occupied now
Surprising how hags can use technology like that
Atleast we don't have to worry about kanak

>>44087189
>Atleast we don't have to worry about kanak
RIP anon
forced into marriage

>>44087189
What would happen if a Hag entered /jp/?

>>44092042
I'll bully her until she leaves.

Why are we ignoring the actual younger Yukari though?

>>44092429
I prefer the wiser one.

>>44092429
I prefer Yukari over her daughter

>>44087166
I always complete the captcha before starting to type.

>>44093086
So how many mini Yu's can we expect to be terrorizing the hakurei shrine soon?

>>44079789
Imagine the cuddles

>>44084440
If you don't see why being the object of fixation of two millennia old women you are well on your way to becoming a cautionary tale bro.

>>44096774
If anybody in this thread (myself included) could think things through they wouldn't be here lusting over someone as dangerous and autistic as Yukarin.

Is this really how hags reproduce?

Nothing bad can happen from being caught by Yukari though?
>never have to work
>she's a huge dork who will demand all your attention

>>44062168
Mmm, fetus stew!

>>44062982
>search for touhou hag
>fucking marisa is the first result I get
what the fuck anons

>>44087189
Kanako?
Definitely the dorkiest hag.

>>44103798
SAG ON SAG VIOLENCE!

>>44106838
Yukari sometimes likes to pretend to be mahou shoujo and cosplay as Marisa.

>>44106969
Opening the door to find Yukari trying to fit into Marisa's clothes
Even the ones she managed to slip on barely fit her

Can Yukari dance as well as Ran?

>>44106838
Hagmari...

>>44107475
This image feels wrong.

>>44107475
Where's okina pretending to be marisa?

>>44107892
Yes but only because okina isn't there.

>>44109092
That artwork was probably made before the release of touhou 16, so she didn't even exist yet.

>>44107475
Kanako looks really sexy in Sanae's clothes

>>44107475
how does Eirin pull off Reisen's clothes so well

>>44115797
Kanako looks sexy no matter what she wears

Kasen just googled "touhou hag"!

>>44107475

>>44092429
>young
>Yukari
Well that just defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?

>>44120508
she's just 17 after all. a rare example of baba-jk.

>>44002120
Yukari?
Heh... more like Yuckari!

>>44120438
Does Kasen counts as a hag?

>>44120873
Kasen has no hag energy

>>44120873
Kasen is over 1000 years old
she is one of the super hags

>>44121074
True But she doesn't give off a mature feeling
She's more like a big sister

>>44103817
I want to cuddle and doze with Yukari

>>44125041
this anon get it.

>>44103817
You would die eventually due her forgetting either that humans are very fragile, or that humans need to eat and drink.

>>44120348
Agreed. Kanako's mature allure is just too sexy.

>>44118014
she just does

>>44125121
Gappy isn't that unattentive or reckless
And she eats and drinks too, so she'll keep her prized possession well cared for

>>44125121
>>44127367
You would be taken care of: by Ran. If not for her Yukari would run out of clean laundry and starve to death. Centuries of having an S-rank maid handle every estate affair has made her weak in household skills. Ran would appreciate having someone capable of doing their own chores and lightening her workload. She would gladly let you be in charge of Yukari's care.

>>44120873
Kasen only counts as a hag near Reimu. Same dynamic as Shinki near Alice.

>>44125051
There wouldn't be enough room

>>44129430
i'll ask shimmy for help then slip into her boobs

We shall define what is a hag.

>>44129558
i cant believe urumi and ran are not in the hag group, they give the strongest mommy vibes.

>>44129558
>>44129558

>>44129683
Fair enough, I don't know why I didn't put these two up. Even ZUN can't think of Urumi as something other than a mom. I must have been caught up in the hag feeling less like mom and more like grandma or wine aunt at times but this doesnt make a lot of sense.
I do however reject your unwillingness to be exhaustive, even if there is a hierarchy and some hags are more believed than others. On that note I could have included Mima on the borderline section for her relationship with Marisa which is borderline motherlike and so I could see the argument for it as well.

>>44129445
You sure you can handle that sheer amount of youkai breasts? Yukari will definitely tease you if you can’t.

>>44131503
yukarin-sama, train me too!! onegai!

>>44109092
Okina is more of a fairy person.

>>44131503
I wish I was Yukari's tiny pet

>>44002120

>>44131889
This is a guy isn't it?

>>44131997
no but it is what you think it is.

>>44131541
You’re in for a harsh regime if you accept. But I’m sure she’d be glad to have a little student to toy with- I mean, “teach” in a hands on fashion.

>>44131842
Same. Although you have to admit being the pet of such a powerful youkai is a dangerous proposition to say the least. Especially if she gets bored.

>>44133226
I'd massage her huge qt feet and do whatever she wanted so she'd never get bored of me haha

>>44133264
Imagine being small enough that even her big toe could effortlessly smother and dominate you…
But massaging her haggy soles would definitely be a nice way of getting on her good side as would catering to her whims. You may have to entertain her underlings as well like rubbing Ran’s fox feet or playing hide and seek with Chen for a few examples.
But at the end of the day, you are Yukari’s special little toy/pet.

>>44131842
She killed all her pets.

>>44129430
imagine the smell

>>44138958
i would sniff yukarin-sama without any shame or regret

>>44138997
same
but I'd sniff any of the hags honestly

>>44139071
God what I would give to shove my head into Ran's tails and inhale. I'd pass on Mamizou's though, probably too stinky and reeks of alcohol.

Dorky hag.
Also, does momma swax count as a hag?

>>44139668
Isnt she one of the oldest god out there?

>>44139668
>does momma swax count as a hag?
i'm afraid not, she got the age but not the vibes.

>>44139772
Her attempts at fitting in with the kids are just as cringy as any hag's though...

>>44139668
the last thing suwacko want is hanging out with a group of lame virgin hags

>>44133452
God I wish
>>44136121
Nah

>>44142246
You will NEVER be toyed with by a giant whimsical hag and maybe given to her underlings for their own enjoyment ever…

>>44142282
You will never end up earning their love and affection so they love doting on you ;-;

>>44103817
Hahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the Yakumos!

Aaaahhhhh!~

>>44139873
Suwako-sama. i pray to you. Please give me the best blowie with that unnaturally long and thick tongue of yours. The tongue with over 2000 years of experience. I need cock crushing, mind melting, pelvis pulverising, abdomen aberrating, cum cruising never seen hitherto or ever after.

I love this little gap hag like you wouldn't believe.

I hope the writehaganon returns to continue his story from the last hag thread

>>44143590

>>44129558
toyo-chan wants to be a hag! the problem is with her dear sister, which for some reason still hasn't given her a granchild. hurry up, yorihime!

Pelting a haghu with affection until she cracks!
Getting a haghu addicted to my touch!
Making a haghu so reliant on my affection she won't be able to sleep anymore unless I hold her hand!

>>44144000
>sees you are awake
>asks if you awoke
what kind of question is that

try harder, zoom zoom

>>44142840
Man that would be nice huh? A giant hag pouring affection on you. I can think of a few possible examples already like Yuyuko giving you nice food or Yukari showing you all sorts of amazing sights inside Gensokyo and beyond.

This is a youkai that will let you experience anal sex before taking your vaginal sex virginity.

>>44143702
... hag story?

I wanna hold Okina as we fall asleep together
why do hags make me feel these things

>>44147293
>>/jp/thread/43808554#43920805

>>44148037
Oh shit, that hag story
Agreed, need more

My wife.

>>44148486
everyone had her but you married her

Kanako's cute feet

>>44147430
>why do hags make me feel these things
Brainwashing though hag propaganda or Okina's abilities.

>>44149399
Cease this slander
I would never

>>44151942
>Brainwashing though hag propaganda or Okina's abilities.
Okina wouldn't do that because if the other hags found out they would make fun of her

>>44151615
Kanako's womanly arches and soles

>>44153110
>"I"
g-guys? what is happening here?

>>44154347
Don't worry about it.
Just have faith...

>>44153248
For using her abilities maybe, but the hags are all for and in on posting things to trick impressionable young men into thinking shifty, dangerous crones are superior to nice, human girls.

>>44155176
HAG SQUAD!

>>44154625
Weird lips

>>44155176
"Trick"? You mean to tell me human women are better? What are you going to say next, that the little purple-haired girl in the village is of marriageable age?

Hills of Faith

>>44155901
>"Trick"?
Yes. Hags may seem appealing with their confident personalities, tremendous powers, and (sometimes) large breasts. But this is all a snare to try and lure poor human men in.
>You mean to tell me human women are better?
Well, human women cannot invite your death on a whim. They also cannot brainwash you into being a dancer, are unlikely to test shady drugs on you, and have some difficulty manipulating the boundary between your guts and outside of your body. Even if you think the hags wouldn't do these things to you, surely it makes sense to not give them the chance in the first place?
>What are you going to say next, that the little purple-haired girl in the village is of marriageable age?
Now that you mention it, she would be a better partner than any hag. Or heaven forbid, a f*iry...

>>44156880
>that picture
Fucking Yukari

I want to repeatedly tell Yukari I love her until her charisma breaks!

>>44158455
Make sure you do it in front of all the other hags so any stories she's told them about wearing the pants in the relationship shatters

>>44156880
There is a world full of supernatural/exotic girls all of them with powers or abilities that could prove entertaining or useful to you. A lot of them are long lived or even immortal. Some of them even possess unnatural beauty (like Ran or especially Kaguya) yet you choose basic bitch yawn inducing roasties.

Hag volleyball team

>>44168764
Byakuren would win the game alone while the others had to deal with their osteoporosis.

>>44154221
Making her flustered by complimenting them!

>>44168764
cant see yuyu being good at any sport. she's probably there just to make chit-chat with her fellows hags.

>>44168764
Prepping for the game!

>>44168865
>>44173395
imagine all the thrown out hips and hurt backs

>>44147184
Why the hell does she have the portal gun?

>>44143567
>tfw you will NEVER get throatfucked by Suwako-sama's long slimy tongue

>>44175865
Go into one gap and pop out of the other one.

>>44176127
Not pictured: Yukari breaking her legs because long-fall boots were designed with people under 30 in mind.

>>44175785
Anon shows up offering massages

>>44176509
you can fool the bakas but not eirin. she got a medical degree herself.

>>44176127

>>44179142
A because Chen has no momentum when leaving the gap. From her perspective, the world is moving around her when she leaves the gap and doesn't experience any motion other than gravity.

>>44002120
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Does anyone have that document specifying the consistency of each girl's feces? I need to consult on Ran and Chen for a commission.

hi is this the thread for seventeen year old girls discussions :DDDDDDDDDD

>>44182443
no

>>44182443
maybe

>>44176567
I didn't say I was a pro, just offering massages

>>44182443
yes

>>44191800
Happy gappy

>>44191800
Senile gappy

>>44196614
do you feel sometimes that age is against you?

>>44196792
Nah, unlike gappy I'm geniuinely youthful and vibrant!

>>44196840
You're not fooling anyone Eirin

>>44196840
You're in the same boat, Matara.

>>44191800
boob jiggle!

I want these old maidens to pass me around and take turns having their fun with me like kissing my forehead or ruffling my hair or smothering me in a booby hug.

the monk doesnt give me hag vibes. she's more an onee-san, but apparently she's quite popular as an oba.

>>44202677
she's a hag whose successfully disguised herself as an onee-san via makeup and plastic surgery (youth-preserving magic)

>>44203148
if you strip her powers away she will wither into an ancient old lady like the mom from tangled.

>>44191800
Silhouette looks like keener

sweaty granny

I want a haghu to release all her pent up frustration on me (being cuddled real tight)
I bet Yukari would start crying if you tried to peel away from her for any reason, even going to the bathroom

>>44209204
Being cuddled by Yukari would be lovely.

>>44196840
having [P] shoved up your backdoor isn't the same as youthness, Keeners

>>44209888

>>44209991
What?

>>44210002
hag tricks. you fell for it. so uncool

>>44210059
Shut up Reimu, Yukari a cute

>>44206114

>>44210327
bet it tastes expired

>>44211782
Yukari is expired...

Happy Kanako day!
Let's all do our best to make her very happy!

>>44217895
Grats Kanakp

>>44217844
But it says she's good for life!!

kanacope is still virgin because shes unapproachable

>>44219901
A distant beauty...
Most will never reach the mountain's peak. Does that make it any less beautiful?

how to approach Kanako in one easy step

>>44220355
this is not how you handle a megamegami like suwako-sama. she deserves the proper respect!

>>44220355
Classic.
>>44220367
I'm hungry for frog legs tonight. Get the oven going.

>>44220355

>>44220997
snooze you lose

>>44221059
:)

>>44221239

Who would get more mushy and lovey-dovey?
Yukari or Kanako?
And I mean full on "please don't leave me" with teary eyes

>>44223284
While there are plenty of examples in canon of Kanako being a worrywart and getting anxious fairly easily, Yukari definitely takes the cake there, at least if you were to actually get her to the point of opening up to you and being vulnerable. Consider how important her image already is to her, and ramp that concern for how others see her up exponentially for anyone she takes a romantic interest in.

>>44223387
They really are built for charisma break

>>44223284
I insist it's Kanako.
My Millennium Maiden can't be this cute!

>>44223284
Kanako would get mushy more often but when Yukari gets mushy it would be more intense due to her trying to bottle it up to keep her demeanor. She may even become unintelligible at points.

>>44227873
Full on slurred speech?
Can she even cope when she is reminder how she was crying and mumbling "I wuv u" into your chest?

I don't think the letter ever got to the intended recipient.

Has anyone ever drawn Yukari as an actual hag?

>>44229919
yes

>>44179359
get gapped then

>>44229919

>>44228558
>Full on slurred speech?
Just "slurred" is generous. Sometimes it'll be understandable like "I wuv u" and sometimes it'll be "I aosu zop!"
>Can she even cope when she is reminder how she was crying and mumbling "I wuv u" into your chest?
She can't really, which is why you shouldn't make fun of her for it. That would only discourage her from being straightforward. Still, if she's being really smug about a silly human loving such a dangerous youkai or something similar, it might be worth throwing that in her face. Maybe.

>>44230836
Just how bad could I expect it to get if she's reminded that humans have finite, mortal lifespans?

>>44229919

>>44231115
You say this as if she hasnt already gapped away hourai livers for this very reason

>>44231115
Very sad, but bold assuming that she hasn't already uncapped the limit to your lifespan if she took a liking to you.

>>44233856
>>44233880
All I'm saying is that maybe I don't want a third youkai-lunarian war started just because I tried being polite to that pretty blonde lady who happened to be at the Hakurei Shrine.

>>44233898
What are you, gay?

>>44233898
How would they ever know?

>>44233898
Your wants are secondary to Yukari's
Gappy wife, happy life, dead husbando makes gappy saddo.

>>44238252
Trapped for eternity with Gappy!

>>44246548
That sounds like dying and being stuck in a personalized hell more than immortality

>>44250450
You will relearn your love for the septdecentennial seventeen year old! By force! Repeatedly!

>>44250450
It would appear her hand is distinctly missing a ring on it.

>>44039311
Is that your ultimate form???

>>44080638
Yuyuko is a terrorist hiding a secret from us

>>44084440
The will "literally" eat you diapers if you shit in them and let them go at it.

>>44250499
I would let this older woman have her way with me

>>44250450
The fate of anyone that gets snatched up by a yook
At least she's eternally beautiful and can give you kids

>>44251963
>can give you kids
[citation needed]

>>44254947
For Yukari, manipulating the boundary of fertility is an easy feat. Not scaring away potential husbands by coming on too strong in conjunction with her infamy, however, has seen much less success.

>>44230722
That’s not really a hag face, that’s a granny face.

>>44254981
I'm not convinced.
Give me a better answer, Yukari.

>>44255231
If you want to be convinced you can test how fertile she is for yourself.
Please do so. I've been locked away in the Yakumo estate to help Yukari conceive for months now, I've only even been able to get on the internet by feeding Chen catnip and who knows how long it'll be until Ran finds o

>>44255263
Another anon lost to the horrors of the Yakumo Correctional Facility, aka her basement.

>>44255263
Your sacrifice will not be in vain. I've alerted the shrine maiden, and the tengu papers will be next.

I can't believe this count as a hag

I would submit to pretty much any haghu...
There is no hope for me is there?

>>44257258
Nope
The old ladies have you wrapped around their fingers

>>44261425
GIWTWM

>>44257258
There's only one haghu I'd submit to.
Does this make me better or worse then you?

>>44257258
Glad to hear it! The jiangshi's gonna hop by to pick you up for Seiga. Hope you don't mind bites, or biting others yourself.

>>44261899
I would gladly submit to Seiga in order to be reborn into her jiangshi slave.

>>44261530
>sizeable chest despite being bound
Kanako milk...
>>44261899
I said pretty much because I didnt even realize she counted as a haghu, she is not among the usual hag squad
I will not be a zombie

>>44263356
>I said pretty much because I didnt even realize she counted as a haghu,
Hard to say for sure, she is old and has that generally smug demeanor.
>she is not among the usual hag squad
She has too many red flags for even those who would accept Gappy.

>>44264958
Gappy, Eirin, Yuyuko, Kanako and Byakky all deserve to be absolutely destroyed by affection until they physically won't let go anymore

>>44267452
For Yukari, Kanako, and Byakuren that should be easy enough, but Yuyuko and Eirin seem like they'd be much harder to get to that point.

In either case, you'd know you'd have succeeded when they start trying to make you some sort of immortal.

>>44267490
>>44267452
You are forgetting someone.

>>44267490
>make you some sort of immortal.
Too easy a task for Eirin. However, Yuyuko does not know how to, which prompts her to ask Gappy for help (thus leading to a love triangle as Yukari falls in love for you at first sight)

>>44270070
Why is she mad.

>>44270094
Look closer into her eyes: hearts

>>44270073
>thus leading to a love triangle as Yukari falls in love for you at first sight
Well, women do tend to pursue things they see other women enjoy, I suppose.
>>44270094
You were caught hitting on other hags.

>>44270102
I suppose he has to cancel all prior arrangements.

>>44270070
forced headpats

Yukari on her way to page 10!

i always feel like yukari molested reimu when she was little or something

>>44271192
It's Yakumo day, her thread is gonna DIE, and she will still never score!

>>44271201
I think you should keep that thought to yourself

>>44271229
If hags still can't get husbands, then was Gensokyo really good for anything after all?

>>44271229
Where's that art from?

It's 4am in Japan, why are these grannies still awake?

No i will not fuck a hag and you can't force me

Yes, I will fuck several hags and you cannot stop me.

Maybe. I will fuck one hag and feel alright about it.

>>44271598
https://mangadex.org/chapter/09599a4c-15f9-463d-9485-6f7db74fcde5

>>44271838
NTA but holy shit I hate Zounose

Yes, I will fuck my hag wife and feel great!

>>44271838
What the fuck did I just read
nta either

>>44273004
Two good friends hanging out!
>>44272077
I don't care for him in general but I like that one, it's got some funny faces and is just deranged enough.

on her way to the retirement home

>>44274082
I would never leave

>>44274100
Nah, she has family to take care of her.