/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43999976
Damn, shog is so based. I want to thrash and terrify glowniggers with shog.

>>44000027
Love me some yandere abyssals.

Gosh darn cheshires tried to 9 get.

>>44000018
Is this a Fanta sea (full of sweet mermaids)?

>>44000048
Don't know, I'm caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Or the wurm that caused it.

>*canine growl* "Parry this, casual."

Which MGs would shove me in a locker?
Which MGs can I shove in a locker?

>>44000073
slimes
slimes

>>44000066
The wan troops aren't prepared for the rival of the combat automaton on the battlefield.

>>44000090
Slimes are so versatile!

>"Don't worry, Master! I will defend you against these eldritch sluts in this thread!"

>>44000097
Why does she have shoes?

>>43999698
>mobface lim
>"IM DA QUEEN O 'DER WURMS!"

>>44000108
Fashion.

>>44000108
She's trying to score a foot fetishist, Anon.

>Social Media post in MGE
>Its some sort of creep shot/photo taken by a guy who may or may have not gotten permission from the ladies in the image
>"Guys, I see two automatons sitting in the park. I literally am smitten by these two lovely ladies but I don't which of the two I should ask out. Should I ask the bio-organic gynoid in the left, or the more obviously mechanical and robotic one in the right? Which should I choose bros?"

>>44000104
YOUR WIFE HAS FLEAS KIKINIGGER

>>44000097
>Legs visible under her "Dress"
That's a nice touch and a skilled slime. She barely looks goopy at all.

>>44000073
Better question, Which MGs would get shoved into a locker with you?

>>44000125
Werebat

>>44000116
does it matter when both are rocking a wombforce

>>44000125
Miss Chesh.

>>44000108
Shoes are required as part of the uniform
>but she's a slime she just slides over the flo-
Don't care it turns me on. That's what matters.

>>44000144
I wish we were on Reddit so I could give you an upvote.

>>44000119
Almost thought that was Grimace shaking the ol mcnuggies.

Elf.

oh, you're awake

>>44000155
what?

>>44000119
This is either a low level shogg or one using advanced psychological techniques.

>>44000166
elf bagina

>>44000185
Attention, this elf is likely older than your great great great great great grandparents. Elves are fossils.

>>44000195
she taunts

>>44000195
The shogshaker is definitely an endgame ability.

>>44000195
>or one using advanced psychological techniques.
this one

>>44000195
She's trying to attract a zoomer Mastah.

>>44000210
Instead of All Dogs Go to Heaven its All Elves go to Hagsville

Sleepy dormice cuties asking if they can share a bed with you during a spooky thunderstorm

>>44000243
Elves belong in a museum!

>>44000243
i'm fond of Escape from Hagville

>>44000201
That elf is dressed for clothed full nelson anal

>>44000250
Did she have to go all the way to my house because she didn't want to sleep alone during a thunderstorm?

>>44000241
>>44000236
>>44000234
>>44000240
Schrodenger's shog, she can be any level in the world until you actually check her stats.

>>44000262
That sounds adorable and I would be unable to resist that, even though I'm really not into mice.

If I find a shog in my home i am flushing her down the toilet

Post mamono who would be adorably afraid of thunderstorms and trigger your masculine urge to protect them.

>>44000322
>throw shog in toilet
>its actually a shogtoilet
>it morphs into a bigger shog and is even more smug
what now?

>>44000339
"Born to shit, forced to wipe" no longer applies to him.

Crippled

>>44000210
Oh...no?!

>>44000018
Goddamn elves.

>>44000396
Her lands are fertile and ready to be sown

>>44000405
Someone needs to sew her some more clothes. How indecent!

Make way peasants!

>>44000116
Automatons are advancing so fast it's almost scary.

>>44000454
I mean, she doesn't look too threatening.
And I saw a full armor assault model buying bread.

is this the final act?

>>44000454
Cyberkot

>>44000470
tom

>>44000482

>>44000491
A Purple Beret! A Deadly Cat trained in CQC.

>>44000515
Imagine her kicking you with those little feet

>>44000522
>It's just kitty biscuits

>>44000515
>*teleports behind you*
>Slaps your ass with her big fluffy paws
>Teleports out of view again
Guerilla tactics

>>44000506
Jak zechcę to dotknę.

I want an elf wine aunt to explain how lonely she is and beg me to treat her like she was only 80yo

Which monster girl would fit this song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDnPFxnALBg&feature=sharec

to make this happen what i had to do was pretty simple

>>44000581
> Jabberwock
> Dragon Zombie
> UR MOM

>>44000596
>Have lovely dovey zombie dragon.
>Accidentally level her up into Dragon Wight
>She's actually still lovely dovey she's just now very well spoken when she talks about how you are the best hubby in the world.

>>44000423
the ceremonial garb is proud cultural heritage

Why do elves feel this need to "adopt" humans?

>>44000638
Anon you know how you view babies and puppies?
That's how hag elves view adult men

>>44000581
any of them when im done.

>>44000454
You will be raped by an automaton, you will submit to your robot overlords. Resistance is futile

Post your softest monster

which mgs love mozzarella?

>>44000711
>Yan automaton keeps you artificially and permanently alive long past when you would have died naturally.

>>44000736
That's just all monsters anon

>>44000732
Flayers (I have no reasoning, I just like flayers and wanted to post one)

>>44000726

>>44000396
I'd like to file a complaint. This elf's breasts are too large.

>>44000659
>tfw no gote and sheepgirl harem

>>44000732
OK, fine, if no one else will do it, here she is--the obvious joke mamono.

>>44000596
A Dragon Zombie would be great as a Nemesis type stalker. Just showing up at moments in your adventure and you have to either run away or hide until you're stronger.

>>44000767
I'm sorry, I don't understand the complaint

>>44000646
T-that's not right... I'm more than a mere little boy...

>>44000753
if she is mozzarella than who is parmesan?

The work week is halfway over guys! Keep it up!

>>44000789
Sorry anon, maybe if you get closer to her and try talking to her you can make her see you're not just some weak little boy

>>44000726
Probably Miss Kiki here is my softest physically, and as a Kiki I'd guess she's soft emotionally, too--very generous and caring, etc.

>>44000808
im probably going to get laid off

>>44000741
Yes, but this would be in more of a bad-end "restrained and hooked up to some impossibly complex machine with innumerable amount of wires " instead of the usual way.

>>44000808
Sadly my work schedule is fucking weird, today was my Monday, my weekend is Monday and Tuesday

>>44000829
that's a weird way to refer to your wife

>>44000789

>>44000832
>pic
god i wish that were me
i didn't get groomed by an older woman before i hit eighteen i'm not gonna make it

Huff angel wings

>>44000854
what evr happened to that artist?

Humans are not the property of elves!

>>44000808
now post the fading one

What do you do if your Shog tries to eat your Kiki out of jealousy?

>>44000847
Don't worry anon, to most monsters 100 is barely an adult

>>44000793
Can't wait for winter and Krampus posting starts again

>>44000866
I'd hope my Shog would know better than to eat the help.

>>44000873
Never too early for Miss Gote to show up.

>>44000861
Sounds like someone needs to be adopted by a nice, loving elf...

>>44000861
Human men are literally made for elves.

>>44000881
I want to massage out the cricks in her tail and make it straight.

>>44000893
I'm more of a headpats and hair brushing man, myself. Also: Cuddles.

>>44000890
Are they figuratively made for elves?

I read a story once about an elf who caught a guy peeping on her, but forgot when humans became mature, thought he was a pubescent boy, and, uh... you know.

>>44000870
They can't treat me like a kid! I'm not a kid, I'm g-grown up...

>>44000937
oh yeah? where are your levels, then?

The age of elves is over, the age of orcs has begun

>>44000937
Sure you are anon

>>44000961
a fox with tits that big deserves to have them motorboated

>>44000982
Don't anon you'll do exactly what she wants!

Extremely smug hags

>>44000018
Finally! Backup has arrived, you were told a knightess was sent to provide you support. But it seems on her way to you she clearly got herself some new sword and... Armor??? But I suppose its all good, right?

>>44000989
ITS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AS WELL
ITS PERFECT

>>44000952
Woah, big!

>>44000982
>lounging fox hag with her cleavage out
>fanning herself, pretending not to pay attention
>cheeky anon sneaks up and plants his face in her tits
>foxhag instantly grabs the back of his head and pushes him deeper in
got another one

Reposting a "greentext" or Monstergirl City type story I made a year or two ago. That had positive reactions and all.

###

It's an average morning day here in Monstergirl City 18. Me and my neighbors waking up from the near daily City Wide Public Service Announcements and Reminders and getting ready for school with a quick breakfast. Be it official policy announcements or the Daily Reminders, the city wide PSAs a part of daily life here. In monstergirl cities like these you don't need an alarm clock when these loud as fuck PSAs start usually five-thirty in the morning.

>"Reminder to all human residents of Monstergirl City 18: A Civil Society is a safe, prosperous and loving one, do your part and take humanity to a more romantic and loving path by reporting those who deem humanity's path to love unacceptable." The Public Announcement boomed with an imposing male voice as I yawn with a breakfast bun in hand.

"Had a good enough sleep Derek? I see you're already dressed for school." A downstairs floor neighbor, Mr. Denton, a single dad living with his son, called out to me. I'm still surprised Mr. Denton hasn't been taken by a monstergirl yet.

"Oh just having a quick bite before school Mr. Denton. Surprised no monstergirl asked you out yet." I say with another yawn.

Then he replied. "Well if I'm gonna be wedded to a monstergirl. I atleast prefer the more gentler ones like them Kikimoras or Fox women, even an outright succubus. Or atleast any monstergirl that's decent enough with a child and living with our cats." Mr. Denton says as he takes a smoke, I also am able to notice his son clearly awoken from the usual city wide daily reminders with his cats near him. Then the

>"Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: The continuous loving improvements to the human species through monsterization rests in the hands of our monstergirl benefactors. It is up to us to maintain the bonds that hold us together. Do your part in taking our species to the Demon Lord's plans of a new reality. Human women and girls are encouraged to monsterize and please encourage your men and little boys to love monstergirls."

The Public Announcement boomed again.

"Ugh! As if I would ever turn into some wretched demon or grow myself a scaly hide and become a reptilian! I would rather have acid thrown on me than turn into those monsters, I have my rights to refuse and decline these 'blessings' these monsters are pushing on us." I then also hear and see my next door neighbors also up and awake, two sisters living together. Rebel, a college girl the same age as I am but in university, also already in uniform like me. And her older sister, Fanny, works in a company. Sometimes I do wonder with some morbid curiosity if Monstergirl Police and Authorities will bust down my doors one day and make be the husband of my two female neighbors. What monstergirls would Rebel and Fanny be I sometimes think?

"Who knows Fanny, maybe being ruled by monstergirls ain't bad. They're not as bad or evil as they look. They haven't stormed and busted to our apartment, raped Derek or Mr. Denton and took away his son. Nor turned us or the other women in our apartment into monsters yet." Rebel said sheepishly.

"Hmph! If the monstergirls are turning women into them just for the sake of 'finding a husband and true love.' I'd rather seek out a man in my own terms WITHOUT having horns, claws, wings or a tail!" Says Fanny with indignation.

The Public Service Announcement systems boomed yet again.

>"Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: The unification of the human species under the romantic and loving rule of the monstergirls and our Demon Lord Lilith is but one part of the process that will transcend our species. Be a part of that process. You and your family will be thankful."

"*sigh* I wonder what my dear ol' sweetheart would ever react well knowing we're now taking rules and orders from monster women." I hear Mr. Denton say to himself as he then says to his son. "Dietrich, bring the cats in and feed them already and get ready for school son. I already made breakfast for you."

As I'm close to finishing my breakfast bun with my neighbors readying for the day. The PSA system boomed again with another daily reminder.

>Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: Our Monstergirl Rulers are a civilized authority that works in the best interest of our society and species, regardless of who they are. Do not allow fringe elements and extreme detractors break the bond between the two."

Such is the life in a Monstergirl City.

>>44001013
Ah, how perfect

>>44001013
>anon goes for the tails instead

>>44001048
She wouldn't have to do anything. Anon got himself trapped in her voluminous, fluffly mofu all by himself.

>>44001057
A big fantasy of mine is getting caught by a fox's tailed and level drained until I'm having orgasm after orgasm while they invite me to become addicted to them

I don't even like foxes either I hate them, I hate mofu posters for what they've done to me.

>>44001106
if you need a fox-free alternative that works pretty well with ms tritonia too

>>44001001
What are they so smug about...

>Be Level 5 newb adventurer
>Only got taken along with a level 25 party because I am the only healer
>In the forgotten dungeon ran into some sort of teleport trap the entire party got transported to level 100
>I am the only one left after the party got wiped by a nameless hellhound guardian with three question marks by her nameplate
>She finally begins approaching me while she chants some strange language and I assume the worst as her Nameplate is revealed Simply as Forgotten Hound of the Abyss Level 500 Age 10,0000
>She finally speaks, welcome dear husband, I have need of (you), I have grown lonely and I don't care for adventurers who think they can best me in combat, you being the only member of the party to not attack her have been spared a trip back to the surface through defeat.
>She states your defeat will come from another method, one more intimate and unlike your party members you will not be returning to the surface

>>44000937
If you can't say 'grown up' without stuttering, you'll get scooped off the street by any wandering hag. It's best you find a caretaker early.

>>44001188
>Age 10,000
She sounds like she really needs a brushing.

I'm going to escape Hagville by putting on my good running shoes and taking off as fast as I can down the street until I'm out of there. Fat hags can't hope to catch an athletic human on foot.

You should take some time to study the Greenworms. Their intricacies will amaze you, honestly.

an abstract kind of mg?

>>44001215
Maybe, but even if she brushed herself for all that time I would still want to brush her mofu. Imagine how sensitive it would be after all that time.

>>44001215
You guessed it. Anon's defeat will come from him attempting to brush out all her snarls, and *inevitably* failing.
LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW...
> Anon's previous-to-adventuring life was as a dog groomer.
> Now it is HE whose nameplate turns red with ??? on it.
> Miss Hellwan's eyes grow brighter.
> Finally, a worthy opponent.

>>44001241
Azathoth she does many abstract things with her husband in the dream realms.

>>44001219
im going to ride around and teach some old woman how to cycle, to watch jiggling booty and titty

>>44001249
THE HOUND WILL BEHAVE OR ELSE IT GETS THE CONE AGAIN

>>44001251
Y'know what I think Azthoth would be like in MGE? A combo of dormouse phantom

>>44001251
>she does many abstract things with her husband in the dream realms.
>Azathoth

Whoa there! How on earth did any MERE HUMAN male manage to marry and the husband of such an Outer God who dreamt reality into existence!? Did Nyarlathotep help his mommy Blind Idiot God find a suitor/ideal husband?

>>44001249
Remember that your wife does technically join the party and, as such, you can choose what her levels go into.

>>44001265
The man got lost on the way to his fridge.

If we're gonna collectively bring up the Lovecraft Mythos but in MGE again. How about Yog-Sothoth?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl4xkJIKxdQ

I don't get to hear or see alot of discussion about Yog-Sothoth. Is it also because as the video example I use, there is not that much info even from the author himself regarding Yog-Sothoth entirely. So how about Yog-Sothoth in MGE then?

>>44001293
She'd prefer if you call her May-May

>>44001293
From what I was reading looks like she could mess with time possibly or can perceive events before they even happened which is kinda a scary ability.
>Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.

>Been around for thousands of years
>So ubiquitous they appear in non dedicated MG fiction, and it would be insane to not include them in dedicated MG fiction
>Fuzzy ears and soft tail
Cats.

Well, there's the demon lord

Go get her!

>>44001293
Funny.

>>44001249
>hardcore heavy metal boss music plays
>its just a two week video of anon trying to brush out every little imperfection crunched down into a 30 second video for katkot.

I don't know what love is or what I want from it. I know what respect is. I want to be respected by a mamono I respect

>>44001330
I shall pat her

>>44001359
You'll get headpats and like it.

>>44001375
The best headpats are the ones I get after a long day of hard work, where I did my best and got a lot done. But now I'm completely exhausted and can hardly move.
Those are respectful headpats. I like those.

>>44001375
It seems the simple act of affection has broken anon's mind yet again.

The demons will eat well tonight.

>>44001375
>mandatory forced headpats while in snug yet comfortable bondage gear

>>44001406
need bigger ears

i need a goal oriented mg

>>44001416
they all like scoring

>love chivalry, honor and order
>but also easily enamored with pretty pale "hags" in baroque outfits
I'm going to be a tragic hero aren't I?

>>44001367
Where?

>>44001420
You aren't tragic if you get a happy ending

>>44001428
I mean true love is a top tier end
but the tragedy of failing the virtues you sought to preserve is kinda sad

>>44001437
all the neurons in my brain just flared at once

>>44001421
Head pats.

Then womb pats.

I love Gazer. She can't help but smile when she looks at me.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

wish i had a big fox to snuggle with

>>44001437
The tragedy isn't in failing but learning that success was impossible
>Blind yourself from all distractions and earthly desires, in the name of some higher calling
>Keep moving forward on this road without hesitation or doubt
Until ultimately
>The virtues you held are revealed to be a lie
>The ideals you strived for were unattainable
>The people you protected were ungrateful, undeserving, and now all gone
But at least you found love at the very end.

>>43989068
finally got around to it.
in particular, the imagery in the shower sequence got me imagining
good stuff

>>44001437
Monsters must be that busty to date me

>>44001485
You will never be emperor, Von Carstein
Stop trying to seduce knights please

>>44001470
that feel

>>44000018

>>44001375
Demons need to be stopped, they mindbreak every single man with cuddles it's pure evil. I for one say we should make a mans rights organization! We are intelligent beings not cuddle toys for demons

Man, it sure would be awful if a monster girl was just able to tell that I was touched starved.

>>44001520
somebody didn't read the cuddle toy clause in the contract

>>44001455
>With her great eye she can see the myriad possibilities of the universe stretching out before her
>When she looks at the one she loves, she can't help but search for that reality that's just a little bit better
>Where he's a bit stronger. A bit more confident. The tinniest bit happier.
>Confirming such a possibility exists, she sets out to make it happpen in this world
>In short, looking at that man lets her see his limitless potential, and her role in achieving it
>That is the reason behind her smile
Just something I thought up about my waifu

>>44001522
i wonder how hard you could violate a yeti by hitting her with the hoverhand hug

>>44001525
She used glamour magic to make her contract look like a paycheck anon! It's not fair! I don't want to mindbroken by cuddles please there has to be some way to overturn this

If you're an extra good boy, she'll use her special "good boy" gauntlets to add a scalp massage to the headpats.

>>44001531
>She shoves herself into you causing your hands to stagger and touch her for half a second
That counts as consent anon, have fun.

>>44001556
Anon no! She's making you her headpat affection slave, resist her! For humanity and your dignity!

>>44001528
That's cute anon

>>44001550
>disguising a contract
That's actually not allowed and the contract would thus be null and void. Demon are very meticulously about contracts. Unlike humans, their word is absolute.
They may try to decieve, but they will never outright lie. Especially not when a contract is involved.

>>44001578
fair game for a fiendish pact, though of course they're not near as comprehensive

>>44001571
You speak of dignity? Before I met her, I would work myself to the bone, day after day, without even getting a single thank you. Is that what you call "dignity"?

>...And that's when Seath the scaleless betrayed the other Dragons, helping Gwyn learn that Dragons are vulnerable to lightning which he and his knights use to defeat them, of course they didn't get all of them...

>>44001597
>monstergirl can't stop staring at your hands while desperately thinking about how much she'd like to hold them

>>44001578
It's too late since she already claimed that poor anon via sex. Can't believe we had such a devious demon, hopefully he can resist the new contracts cuddle clause

>>44001609
>contractless sex
kinky

>>44001597
Making monsters go insane from info dumping sounds funny

>>44001597
>"I have no idea what this man is talking about but he is positively adorable."

>>44001597
>This mating ritual these city humans have is exhausting

>>44001606
Don't let them touch your hand!

>>44001437
Tragedy and Romance go together like chocolate and cream after all

>>44001639
its too late-

>>44001614
I mean they did have a contract It was just voided because she tricked him

Is that actually a thing in the Lord because I think it's really funny visually a demon getting really impatient and just tricking the guy by like signing a receipt that was stapled to a contract or something

>>44001657
this isn't fair! tall monsters can just lock your hand movements and pull you up into their breasts! then comes a tail/leg wrap and you're stuck in their suffocating embrace, unable to smell anything but their lovely monstrous scent!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you run into the wooly bully you are in for some baa-d times.

>>44001677
monsters don't play fair anon. beware monsters with sweaters

>Monster girl keeps trying to touch anons hand
>He keeps moving it away at the last second again and again
>Cue failed attempt montage that ends with him touching her hand by accident when she least expects it.

>>44001691
Im the wooly bully don't worry

>>44001677
Monster girls don't play fair. It's best to avoid them entirely whenever possible.

>>44001708
Dhole isn't a bad girl that would do that...

>>44001708
>unreasonably hot
>decides to shove someone in her clothes
that just makes it worse for both of you you dumb animal

>>44001776
Its his just desserts for putting her in the santaoutfit during summer

>>44001766
All monsters are bad when they want you anon
>>44001776
She doesn't care, she will mark you with her scent and you will like it

>>44000104
No. You will clean the Shoghouse and you will share your master with the Shog and that is final.

Portable blowjobs.

Just because you don't think you are being hunted, doesn't mean you aren't.
Remember: Monsters are predators.

>>44000185
>Elvish women taking turns embracing you and getting you addicted to the softness of their skin and the gentle dulcet whispering of the elvish language.

>>44001854
Oh no!?

>>44001860
Why do Elves think this kind of clothes is appropriate to wear? I run a jewelry shop and this Elf lady came in wearing clothes like this that looked like a literal G-string and I went AHEM really loudly to get her attention from across the counter and then tapped the sign behind me that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service" and she pouted like I WAS the one in the wrong and left. Fucking arrogant Elves think they exist above the rules and law...

>>44001884
What do you mean? Their nipples and clitorises are covered, isn't that good enough? Even the advertisers think so.

>>44001893
>The advertisers are elves

>>44001893
If they can't be bothered to put on a shirt and pants like a normal person then I won't be bothered to sale them anything. Them's the rules.

>>44001813
I'll just feed her my rations until the wild wolf girl turns into my docile pet dog

>>44001884
>well you can't see my baby hole so what's the big deal
This would be a real argument by monsters.

>>44001860
Just imagine it; in a small village of elves who have never seen a human before who look upon you with love and respect, treat you to some of the finest meals you've ever had, referring to you with adoration and respect.

Disgusting

>>44001938
>armor? I am wearing armor! check these out!
I think monsters are just dumb and need us to help them dress

>>44001992
yeah imagine being genuinely loved
absolutely ridiculous

>>44001999
Completely absurd

>>44000861
>elves suddenly appear in your town
>it turns out the founders made a secret deal with the elves
>essentially mortgaged the town, got a shitload of gold in exchange for promising the elves the town far into the future
>the town and everything in it
>including men
>elves state that lowly humans are their property now
>pack up the women and married couples and send them off to other human settlements
>demand foot rubs from the remaining men while they whine about their thousand year old spats with other elves

>>44001884
>sign behind me that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service"
>didn't mention pants
>chesh comes in to browse wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants

>>44001938
Nearly nude monsters would be considered prudish among the extremists factions of mamano and their husbands. If you are not giving your monster wife the D in Mamanomcdonalds while you enjoy dinner then something is wrong.

>>44001597
>you can call me a witch of Izalith, cause I'm about to make a bed of chaos with your sheets when we get home

>>44001992
>anon gets confused at affection and tries to run away
>elves get x2 bonus to affection and pursuing speed

>>44002055
Elves are for support roles

>>44002055
>>x2 bonus to affection
>heart-attack intensifies

>>44002055
>Anon gets a little farther ahead in his latest attempt
>Elf guard at the outskirts catches him, gives him more affection and patiently leads him back to the village
>All the other elves seem genuinely relived to see that he's OK

>>44001999
Genuine love and affection????
couldn't be me

Me, my abnormally large kauken wife, and her giant collection of darts she can toss at supersonic speeds

I’m pretty sure elves can’t immortalize you so they’re a no go for me.

Don't be fooled, first it will be genuine love and affection, but then it will be emotional support and validation! Those fiends!

>>44002122
If you want the cure to death, you know what must be done.

>>44002126
I don't understand how obtaining a trio of zombies that slobber all over my cock will fix this

>>44002122
sex with elves increases your life span, or so they say

>"Welcome to Kislev. We will annex Kyev from de fascist kikimoras."

>>44002130
Legend tells of a certain band of doctors that appear in times of great turmoil—such as war or plague—and over a cure for death to all those affected.

>>44002124
Wouldn't a monster family be nice to have?

>>44002124
There's no way they would go that far! Next you'll tell me they'll give me emotional catharsis!

>>44002130
It will for fucking undeads slowly kill you before you go beyond death and fully achieve immortality or something along those lines.

>>44002121
No balloon is safe

>>44002156
It gets worse! They actually give you self esteem and encouragement! The fiends!

>>44002154
They’re multiplying.

>>44002185
If you think about they'd be dividing since 1/1 will make one and it's clearly they're making one kiki per birth.
Trust me I know math

>>44002185
And that's a good thing!

>>44002149
This is giving me Nightgaunt vibes Miss Lich needs to stop fucking around with the abyssal potions before something bad happens.

>>44001597
Anon's date is going well!

>>44002179
I hear they'll make repeated efforts to break your negative self talk and bad habits too! How vile!

>>44002212
Snek Mart

>>44002212
I'm going on a 2am munchie run to the snake mart, boys. You want anything?

Sorry. Budget Cuts have been hard.

>>44002231
the hebi in the back

>>44002185
This is why you gotta wear a condom

All aspiring brides are advised to take a course in restraints and bondage, in order to learn how to ensure their precious husband stays happy, healthy, and in one place.
Consult the nearest Dark Elf village or radical faction chapter for more details.

>>44002277
Hahahahaha in Monster girl city, NO!

>>44002277
Outlawed in MGC.

>>44002277
you are going to rape jail anon

>>44002296
>Outlawed
Such a ban has led to the incredibly profitable business of smuggling condoms.
It's a risky business and few make it out unmarried but you can live like a king after only a few jobs.

>>44002257
What if I paid for the other half?

But paid double for a half-set of invisible armor?

>>44002292
>>44002296
You just gotta go to a dealer for one
>>44002304
The police can't stop the safe sex movement forever

Imagine showing condoms to a malef.

>>44000323

>Be a portal wizard
>Do nothing but portals
>Fireballs?
>Nope, I hate singeing my fingers
>Ice spike?
>Makes my hands numb
>Lightning bolt?
>Gives me hand cramps
>Get heckled by lizardman in guild hall
>Calls my vocation lame
>Open a portal beneath her
>Wait it’s up to her waist and tighten it
>Go to the bathroom
>Open portal
>Molest and fuck lizard ass
>Finally have a frontline warrior for my group

Fuck the cat.

>>44002556
Make me. It's more fun that way.

Even in conservative clothing the natural lewdness of the elf shines through.

Twin bogies
>31 years old
>Their outfits mirror each other
>Two hair colors mirror each other
>One is sadistic, the other a masochist
>One is dominate, the other submissive
>Both are equally tall, 7' 10"
>Both are equally perverted
>Both genuinely love you and want you to be happy

>>44002587
It's my favorite kind of lewdness.
>Wow, look at how nicely that girl is dressed. Makes me wanna do her!
Remember, monsters, when you're built like a pubescent daydream you don't have to dress like a whore to turn heads.

>>44002663
>tfw no office lady cat boss to call you tiger and slap your ass when you finish a project

T-shirt+big boobs+tight jeans=power

>>44002683
>report her to HR for sexual harassment
>HR harpy laughs and says men cannot be molested, just refuse her
>few days later:

>>44002755
>"I now pronounce you tom and wife."
>She waggles her eyebrows at you and growls
>You sight
>At least you finally got that promotion

>>44002755
>boss cat forces you to wear a shirt with an open collar to show off all the bite marks she put on you last night

>>44002783
>tom and wife
>not tom and molly

>15 minutes brushing a petite rata's, fluffy tail
or
>15 massaging a tall muscle mino's back

What's your pick, anonymous?

>>44002841
I forgot the word. I almost wrote "queen," but that comes later.

>>44002844
>Slipping out and burying my face in the tails of the first titty fox I find
That one.

>>44002587
Conservative clothing is a spice, anon. When done well, it serves to accentuate the innate lewdness and provoke the male instinct into savagely ripping them off. See also: Maid outfits, full armor, Mad Hatter suits

>>44002841
I wish those were actual names of two characters in a MGE anime if it existed they would be a comedic duo.

>>44002844
fluff, any day

Early morning hours are spooky hours

>>44002848
No foxes here, sir. This is not an establishment for depraved degenerates. Rata or mino. Take your pick.

>>44000801
Dormouse of course!

>>44002879
I said I'd leave to find that fox, but I'll give your "establishment" one last chance. Give me a buxom rata or I'm outta here.

>>44002890
Sorry, the rata is barely 4' tall with a slender frame. She's only 19 years old after all, virgin and with a healthy diet. You'll have to tell her that she's not good enough yourself, then you can leave.

Go ahead, tell her.

>cruelty squad OP
Pyro?

>>44002914
"Try me again after a gallon of the thickest holst milk you can find."
I'm off to find that fucking fox now. Also, if this place isn't for depraved degenerates, how'd I get in? Checkmate, atheists.

>>44000506
Carrefour?

>>44002556
Be careful with your wishes...

MGE is just a giant longhouse.

>>44002937
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kerfu%c5%9b+

>>44002967
So anon, that's just a sandworm.

>>44002968
Wtf? Carrefour as nothing to do with cars, it's where I go buy my foods ffs

>>44002974
Has*
Cats*

>>44002967
>Longhouses are large structures, built with the materials available in the local environment, that can house multiple families (usually related as an extended family), or a single family with their livestock. Large longhouses can also be used for community gatherings or ceremonies.
I mean monster girls are very social beings similar to us humans.

>>44002983
The relevant subtext is that longhouses tend to be very gynocentric/matriarchal due to lack of privacy and oversocialization.

>>44002783
>tom
I don't get this

>>44002974
Polish Carrefour introduced some shitty bot named "kerfuś" that drives around and tries to sell you snacks, for whatever reason it went viral on the Polish internet and even beyond.

>>44003001
>he didn't play the best never ever game

>>44002993
>wake up and come out of your tiny room to take a shower
>walk straight into a dozen of smiling and laughing (monster) women having a breakfest
>"look who's come out of his cave!"
oh god, monster girls were supposed to save us, not repeat the horror...

Leave me alone you stupid cat

>>44003018
???

>>44003134
In the demo of MGE RPG, Werecat calls you Tom which, is what male cats are called. The dialogues for both Imp and Werecat were so full of SOUL that the term quickly caught on.

>>44003070
Still better than no one calling you...

>tfw no sabbath girl to dote on all day while she talks my ear off about magical theory and what cool experiments she did that day while I grope her
Why even live?

>>44002879
Lim. Get me on the line with the governor I don’t care I’m making it happen.

>>44003279
Which one of the 500+ lims are you going to call?

The woman you gave me, she ate of the fruit and also offered some to me!

Do you think that shog maids or any other kind of slimes have a hive mind?

>>44003335
>manticore throws an apple into the "mouth" of her tail
>bulb squishes the apple so hard that it explodes and shoots out
>she has this shit eating grin on her face as you're watching

>>44003359
Calm down there buddy the tail ain't gonna hurt nobody

>>44003359
>t. manticore

>>44003359
>>44003426
Manticores are majestic predators.

>>44003359
She's not ready for my anger, wasting the few fruits I could grow this year? She will get beaten with newspaper

>>44003282
Whichever one is between 17-25 to piss off the permavirgin hags, preferably second generation so they’re a step removed from the OG big mama and aren’t obnoxiously chuuni

>>44003282
One who is a lady in the streets until you look below the table and discover that she is LEWD.

Reminder monster girls like the smell of men who indulge in transformation potions.

Anon I'm airdropping you into the hebi zone

>>44003574
Very funny anon, they're all big chuuni. Its in their blood!

>>44003812
Can I found a fluffy noodle hebi there?

>>44003812
Even the sky isn't safe from them anymore.

>MG hunger games
funny way to say playground playdates

You place your hand on your computer mice one day only to realize it has been replaced with a small mouse girl

>>44003963
At any rate its sluggish

Why are hags so overpowered?

>>44002699
cute cow, her eyes look strange though, she should see a doctor

>>44004003
meaty, with milky tits, and are mostly very kind and motherly
just what most men need, kindness and gentleness

>>44003001
Tomcat is the usual name for a male cat when you don't wanna say "hes a fuckin dude" every time. Same deal with Molly and female cat

>>44003828
I can fix her, doubly so if she wasn’t raised firsthand by the ultimate chuuni who chuuni’d so hard she’s currently at minor-god-tier power levels

If KC was smart, he would have made the game an action, side-scroller where you collect girls once you defeated them. Where losing to one creates a scene where she's domineering, and where winning creates a scene where she's submissive. Sort of like FOBS.

No need for writing, no need for excessive amounts of CG art. Just some animations, which granted, it difficult in and of itself, but it'd be a lot more streamlined instead of trying to create a story. You just travel to a certain region, say desert for example, do battle with mummies, lamias, anubi, and sphinxes. Apophis, pharaoh, and sandworm serve as bosses with extra scenes than the typical girl. Real simple.

>>44004153
Do you truly think you can counter the effects of both granny chuuni, a mommy chuuni, AND hundreds of chuuni aunts and sisters??
May the CG have mercy on your soul, the Lim's won't. You'll soon be changing your name to coldsteel quickblade and you WILL larp it

>>44004170
he likes the jprg. it's easy to see why he leaned into it

Anything new?

>>44004003
Just become a lolicon and the hags instantly take a 80% debuff in all stats when they attack you. Ezpz.

>>44004230
it's not working

>>44004211
I've always been a fan of the action games. It makes you work for the girls, and you get rewarded for taking them down, but you also get rewarded if you lose. It's a win-win. You feel accomplished either way.

>>44004261
there's some dissonance in that you wouldn't need to fight most monsters either. unless you have some sort of combat molestation setup

I'm rude to everyone and grumpy all the time, and I'm constantly despondent and pessimistic about everything and most of the time I'd prefer not to even leave my house and I don't workout or have a good diet because having good health would make me live longer which I don't care to do, and also, I'm an alcoholic.
No Monster could POSSIBLY like someone like me even if they tried really hard.

>>44004283
cool blog

>>44004170
>Sort of like FOBS.
Succubus Affection was even better for that since you actually "befriended" the girls and they would walk around with you.

>>44004247
You just aren't far enough into the lolihole yet, hags are like a gentle breeze before the windbreaker that is your flat chest fetish. You only need to start believing

>>44004279
I think it'd fit well with MGE. You defeat her, you get a submissive girl. You lose to her, you get a dominate girl. It's just taking the p'orcer profile gimmick and applying it to all the other species. Of course it could be tweaked for girls like hellhounds that are always dominate (maybe you get a temporary, fake submissive scene or two, then it switches to dom). You could have a struggle mechanic where when you're grabbed, they try to force you into lewd, at which point you can let it happen or fight them off.

>>44004283
I'd earnestly recommend suicide.

Do not trust demons and devils. They hate you and just want to use you.

Trust snakes instead. Specifically one snake. Just find one snake and only trust her and confide in her only. Stay by her side at all times.

>>44004216
Patreon hasn't updated in like, two or three months now. So we'll see I guess?

>>44004342
I don't know, there's this one snake that has black sclera like Demons, her color isn't that much different from Demon's, and she's elegant like one. If she's so much like them, how can they be bad?

I'm going to ALICE

>>44004360
The magic eight ball of pattern recognition says outlook bleak.

>>44004342
Pale snake hands typed this post

>>44004342
Instructions unclear, joined a sabbath.
they said they had free beer and rock CDs

>>44004360
>Patreon hasn't updated in like, two or three months now.
maybey hes dead and his estate is just continuing to collect moneys

>>44004459
There isn't much to back that up, but there isn't a lot to disprove it either.

>>44004441
>Spoiler
But did they?

>>44004459
>>44004473
its what i would do if i had a patreon

Why do monsters think they can threaten us humans with rape or a good time? Why do they always act surprised when saying they're going to suck our dicks doesn't elicite a reaction of fear? Like, oh no she's going to give me free sex? And she's going to make me impregnate her? Oh no???? Yeah well I want kids too, so good luck threatening me with that, I might just rape her instead.

>>44004493
monsterbait

>>44004493
they read too many doujinshi

>>44004480
They lied... the closest they had was some funny drinks that made loopy and horny. The music was all alt metal and off by a generation...
on a positive note I now have a cute wife who i will force to listen to my collection of dad rock as penance

I will not be corrected!

>>44004493
Believe it or not, most people don't want to lose their virginity for some reason, so that threat actually does become somewhat scary.

>>44004208
The solution is to fulfill her deep seated white picket fence housewife and mother of 5 fantasies so she can go full chuuni in that direction. When the in-laws come over and act all haughty about their high positions of power and court intrigue, just remind them you have children, your wife is pregnant with another, and she’s still a single 1xx year old hag

>taking a baphomet's scythe away and telling her she shouldn't play with dangerous weapons like toys or she might cut herself

>>44004511
>Ancient bapho that's been so deep in study that she hasn't left her tower in over a century
>Is unaware of what's popular now
>Tries to woo anon with 1920's swing music on a phonograph

>>44004529
"I'm not listening to this! Grandma!"

>>44004529
>she comes out in a one piece black & white striped swimsuit (that reaches almost to her ankles) and swimming cap
scandalous