/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43988658
It protects you from harmful rays!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48492547
For scraping, read it too I guess.

>>43988658
BIRDWIFE

>>43988672
>cloudflare
lmao called it.
Fuck, I'm so tired of getting bot checked on every website I go to now.

I believe in wight supremacy

>>43988691
It's only natural.

I have a great need... FOR HAGS.

>>43988700
Seriously that stupid mana cabana story with the anon licking cocktail sauce off her stomach awoken something in me
Damn you magus

>>43988658

>>43988672
What compelled you to write this?

>>43988750
I find it cathartic.

>>43988672
>once you go imp, you never go limp
That got a chuckle from me.

Would it be bad if monster girl population eclipsed the human population many times over like 100:1

>>43988658
Waaah~ so shiny!

>43988672
Fucking terrible. You and whoever liked that should leave this mortal coil forever.

>>43988672
Hebraic hands wrote his drivel.

>>43988844
I want to softly blow air into, and caress those floppy ears!

>>43988856
Would catgirls and doggirls "run" in their sleep like their animal counterparts?

>hag this mommy that uooooh cunny loli
What if I just want a 20s aged mermaid with a modest C cup on the smaller end

>>43988886
>wife kicking her legs while sleeping with her
>knee to the groin
The sacrifices one makes for love.

>wights
>vampires
>banshees
>Mummys
Why do dead women do it so much better?

>>43988970
>get a vampire who was born in modern day US
>DEMAND she dress in baroque clothing and put on a silly accent

>>43988970
>>43989044
>warhammer
fuck off

Shilling my hellhound story a second time since AO3 was down most of last thread. Hopefully the site stays up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48469915/chapters/122260510

I'm still taking ideas for requests. Go read the end note or just post them here. Thanks.

>>43989065
>NoOoooOoo you can't use vampire waifus from the best fantasy setting because... because you can't ok!
Nah m8. I'll use baroque vampires from all over.

>>43989086
Though speaking of non-whfb vampires
Who remembers this artist? It feels like a thousand years

>>43989068
Already on chapter 2, it's cute so far.

>43989086
>the best fantasy setting

Consider harpies!
Your daughters will be little balls of fluffy down!

>>43989113
Owl daughterus are the embodiment of cute.

>>43988944
You'll get fat fish tanks and you're gonna love it!

>>43989113
Some monster girls have pavlovian responsese programmed with me.
Almost everything I see with harpys is snuff and I have learned to avoid them.
Mermaids have an opposite effect but I don't know why

>>43989068
Hellwans are always cute. Thank you anon

So who is your favourite monster girl this season?

Sleeping cutie

>>43988970
yeah but the moment you lament growing old they will come at you with an axe to "make you immortal"

>>43989145
that mouse looks cute and funny
I'd be very cheesed to meet her

>>43989138
I have a certain appreciation for a certain species regardless of the season

>>43989138
Greenworm

Hey, it's the anubis.moe anon. Unfortunately due to the whole AO3 being under attack situation my scraper isn't doing too hot. If they don't disable their cloudflare protection I'll try to find some alternatives. Be sure to check the thread in the meantime for the latest works from our writefriends!

>>43989145
bagina

>>43989204
What a shame.
> disable their cloudflare protection
It's very unlikely. I swear clouflare came out of nowhere a few years back so suddenly I'm certain they were the ones doing the attacks.

>>43989204
Thank you for all your hard work anon.

>>43989204
I don't know if there's any demand for it elsewhere, but you could ask them if they could make an API for outside tools, unlikely as it is.

>>43989240
If they turn off "I'm under attack" mode it should be OK.
I honestly can't complain about cloudflare because I use it to save on bandwidth costs. It's fine as a CDN but it's really annoying how some sites will insist on having attack mode on 24/7

>huge hellhound kabedon'ing me
>shivering in fear beneath her and muttering "Please don't hurt me..." just makes her smile bigger and flames brighter
>that look in her eye proves she's pure evil
Help

Attack on AO3?

>>43989240
>I'm certain they were the ones doing the attacks.
It's a very popular theory among schizos, but the reality is just that nowadays it's so easy and cheap to DDoS that cloudflare is pretty much mandatory for anything beyond a personal web 1.0 blog about basket weaving.

>>43989289
Quickly kill yourself by bitting your tongue, they're known for torturing human during several months

>>43989268
It's actually on the roadmap https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/295 but it looks like it might be a while before they get to it.
>>43989243
No problem. Thank your local anubis OL instead!

>>43989294
I saw a different schizo claiming it was russians attacking AO3 for hosting so much gay fanfic.

>>43989187
Greenworm is rude! Rude!

>>43989308
>anon gets snugglelocked for several days

>>43989375
To be fair, you aren't supposed to interrupt a Greenworm during corn time. That's just common sense.

>>43989379
>Anon gets waterboarded
>It's actually just suffocating his head in slime tits

>>43989387
I'm glad they shut down Anontanamo Bay, that place was awful.

>>43989409
>Post some radical stuff on 4mon
>Walking back from store
>Black bagged
>"Alright anon, you're the toughest nut we've ever had to break."
>"BRING OUT THE RACK!"
>Holstaur with planet sized tits enters room

>>43989289
You've got all the help you need

>>43989443
>"Still not apologizing, eh? Fine, let's see how you like the hot box."
>They throw you in a small sauna with a lava golem
>She offers you cucumber water and a handjob
Damn soulless MIA spooks. You should never let the undead have that kind of authority.

>>43989493
Lava golem wouldn't break me, damn monster spooks no morals, no lines

>>43989493
>"We will make you talk one way or another anon. Let see how you handle some bamboo torture!"
>Get some shredded bamboo shoved down your pants and thrown in a room with a ren xiongmao

>>43989503
>"Oh, we have lines. Lots of 'em."
>You perform a forced reenactment of Wicked with a phantom agent

>>43989493
Just wait until they bring out the iron maiden. You'll break after some time locked in there with a monster

>>43989565
>Not Cats with a cheshire, neko, ocelomeh, sith, werecat and sphinx ensemble.

>>43989138
Undead, the coldest milk

I love my lich wife!

>>43989783
Your wife is fucking dead

The Hellhound Tomboy who bullies you because she likes you.

>>43989797
wtf why did no one tell me.

I will hunt the undead and put them back to rest in their graves.

>>43989820
I couldn't like a bully, so it wouldn't work out.
>>43989830
She should have told you herself.

>>43989831
You're a good father making your undead daughters sleep on time.

>>43989535
>Guards forced to apologize to me by prison overseer after shoving the shredded bamboo down my pants resulted in me getting multiple splinters all over my dick
>after getting the splinters pulled out, my new routine is lying in the medical bay strapped to a cot while the reprimanded guards gently rub my crotch down with antiseptic and whisper sweet nothings in my ear and occasionally hand feed me delicious snacks
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL AHHHHHHHHH

>>43989847
If the bully is gentle natured and not serious/mean it's fine.

>>43989856
That's not what I meant damn it.

>>43989820
So long as she doesn't steal my glasses or food I don't think it will be too bad

>Mixing real life horror and mamonos
I hate it. Where is the comfy? This has nothing to do with MGE

>>43989869
Bully is mean by definition. If she's not mean, she's not a bully.

>>43989820
Not so smug when anon rope himself because he can't take it anymore.

>>43989898
I disagree, there is an acceptable amount of bullying where it doesn't cross into being mean.

I could see myself loving an abomination. The abominable parts are extra cute, actually.

Imagine waking up in some underwater atlantean hospital after a bad boating accident and the kraken nurse is gushing how a sea bishop saved you in her race’s typical lewd fashion. Said bishop is in the back of the room beet red and dying of embarrassment

>>43988658

>>43989959
Buff roboslime is life.

All it'd take is for a cow to say a few nice things to you for you to let her melt your brain that night, wouldn't it?

>>43989918
>3000 year old retired ancient evil getting super jealous you were around other girls
God that comic was hot.

>>43989918
She looks very sweet. I bet she's good at cooking with all of those tentacles.

>>43990000
N-no...

I wonder how a normal elf would react to anons preferring dark elves over her

>>43990066
Vanilla elves work more for me.
Fair skin in kino imo, but every elf is a prize

>>43990082
This elf isnt meaty enough

>>43990092
Real american hours.

>>43990066
I love this elf pic. She looks like she's about to burst into flames.

>>43990092
>>43990094

Borger is unbreakable.

>>43990082
I prefer darker skin tones, personally. Also prefer really dominant personalites

>sacrifice yourself to defeat actual ancient evil(non-monstergirl)
>wife goes through full despair arc
>get resurrected by chief god as a reward for your brave sacrifice
>wife notices your marker is back
>speeds towards your location at mach 9
>no guard can stop her
>get tackled by wife right in front of the chief god
>demands 500 daughters right then and there

>>43990061
Don't lie, anon. Monsters know how to make boys like you honest.

>>43990107
Monsters are too arrogant! They think they can seduce and make any man melt into a puddle...a happy little puddle of mush and happiness it's not fair

>>43990119
Don't work on me, I'm eating apricots, they are not good

>>43990107
I will not yield!
I have rights!

>>43990128
>Eating fruit
You have alerted the greenworm. Run.

>>43990129
The right to cum as much as you like, yes.

>>43990138
I have a bunch of harpy who chase away greenworms from my garden in exchange of beer's caps and other shiny. Nice girls, one of them married the carpenter.

>>43989797
Yeah, what a sucker. "'Til death do us part?" She's already dead! Cute idiot's stuck with me forever now, LMAO.

>>43990161
>The greenworm bribes them with even more shiny stuff
I'm sorry anon, you can stop the worm

>>43990168
She will eat 12 gauges of demon silver before my lettuce.

>>43990066
I want a dark elf that was raised by foxes.

>>43990000
No, I'm a gentleman that would try to melt her mind right back.

I'm going to use heretic magics to tear my soul out and lock it inside a gem which I will then cast into a deep and murky lake to be lost forever. Then I will kill my corporeal flesh and achieve a state of bodiless limbo. Let's see the fucking Wisps get me now.

>>43990192
No anon, you feed WURMS realm silver. Easy mistake to make.

>>43990203
This is retarded, just use a sacred weapon to kys.

>>43990066
She wouldn't react that way, because I prefer ms. normal elf!

>>43990203
>Anon gets his phylactery used as a dildo

Good job retard

>>43990212
I will happily feed one Wurm if she get ride of the worms. My last resort is salted water and vinegar but I don't want to go this far

what monster would last the longest in the new GremTech Turbo-Milker 80,026 on maximum settings?

>>43990203
>lock it inside a gem which I will then cast into a deep and murky lake to be lost forever
Sounds like you want a monster girl version of Gollum to marry you.

>>43990203
You literally just made yourself a lich. The wisps wouldn't be able to get you, but they might team up to help you find cute boys.

>>43990241
You can't be an incubus lich?

>>43989565
Y'know I'm kinda convinced a potential soulmate of mine would be a phantom. I'm over dramatic and I love roleplay

>>43990256
Maleness is contingent on humanity in MGE, anon.
Feel free not to constrain yourself by setting, but the thread really despises monsterboys, so there's that.

>>43990270
But undead incubus are the same?

>>43989918
>covered/no eyes with expressive mouth and big tits
10/10

I'm going to make some strongthick undead bodyguards from lowly zombies!

>>43990278
'un' being the key part of that, anon. They're still humans.

>>43990278
They dont have their soul in a gem and untouchably locked away, which was the entire point. Otherwise, undead incubi are pretty similar to liches.

>>43990301
'pretty similar to liches' in what way?

All this talk about undead distracts people from the true and only school of magic that matters, hieromancy.

>>43990307
Hard to "kill," comfy in spooky settings, that kinda thing. Aside from the phylactery liches are just strong magic users that died anyway.

Making an Orc squeal by suddenly grabbing her belly from behind!

>>43988672
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/48492547
Kek, this was pretty fun. Thanks anon.

Would you go down on her tho?

>>43990325
perfect, then bite her ears!
>>43990415
i would eat out any of my three wives

>43990333
Samefag
Also it was just sad, cheating and NTR is always sad.

>>43990415
If you want blowjobs you should be prepared to offer cunnilingus. I REALLY like blowjobs, so...

>>43990431
The story is about NTR or you're just trolling?

>>43990467
It is, a guy gets raped and claimed by an imp while married to a human. The wife saw and was crying while the husband got teleported away

>>43990256
Your soul has to stay in you in this particular instance. Assuming you're the type to listen to KC's Q&As and twitter thoughts, going that extra step will turn you into a monster.

>>43990473
For fuck sake, nothing to do with MGE AGAIN. Just like the faggots who spoke about torture before. Are we getting raid?

>>43989068
This was really good

>>43990501
It is. It includes an imp that speaks like the game and multiple other references to mge.

The of our lord and saviour Anno Domini 2023,
Anon still falls and replies to bait.

>>43990507
Are you forgetting the NTR stupid nigger?

>>43990523
There's hope for monsters that use lure on a string, like vidya or rock CDs, to catch a husband.

>>43990535
Imagine being too poor for a proper rape van. Who's even going to fall for that, anyway? Most people know they'd never find something like that lying around. Not me though, I was lucky enough to find this hot steak just sitting on a plate in the mid

>43988672
This is bad, never post your trash here again.
>>43989068
Great story anon, keep it up.

She's smaller than you and younger by one year too but she calls you "dear" and "sweetheart" and says things like "come, child"... she think she can act like your mother just because her boobs are big!
Are you really going to sit there and take it anon?

>>43990501
I think this is another schizo mick's stunt

>>43990688
I tried, I tried to fight her but she overpowered me and gave me a nursing handjob...monsters are too strong....

Is KC dead?
Is Magus dead?

>>43990688
>she calls you "dear" and "sweetheart"
This is fine.
>says things like "come, child"
This is not, but I bet it'll change once she's knocked up. In the meantime, she can coo at me all she wants while I carry her under one arm.

>>43990738
Yes. I killed them. Spidernon paid me to do it. He wants to wear the crown.

>>43990688
I am going to take it
God I wish I had a big boobs baphomet wife

>>43990688
I pick her up and smooch her reminding her of my size.
I also let her ride on my shoulders when we go see parades and events

>>43990745
>Spidernon paid me to do it.
I read that as Spiderman. What does he have against them?

>>43990765
>"Dear, uppies! "

>>43990501
It's most likely a bunch of bans wearing off

Hey Potatofaggot. I'm still a better artist than your sorry ass.

>>43990799
wut

Always eat the cookies an alurane makes you, I promise they're trustworthy

>>43990799
He might be gone but he still lives rent free in your mind.

>>43989130
>Almost everything I see with harpys is snuff and I have learned to avoid them.
I've only seen one (maybe two) game and two or three doujins that are harpy snuff.
>Mermaids have an opposite effect but I don't know why
I'm not entirely sure why, but I much prefer shark girl doujins than anything with a mermaid in it.

>>43990821
Does she even have an oven?

Kiss flayers. Make love to flayers. Flayer mating press. Impregnate flayers with your tentacocks. Let flayers into the darkest desires of your mind. Entrust your sanity to flayers. Tag-team and corrupt 3D whores with flayers. Go into the abyss with flayers. Surprise flayers with squid-anal. Raise many daughters with your flayerwife. Total flayer love.

>>43990821
is this guy's stuff finally getting translated?

>>43990821
weird/large plants give the the creeps

a monster sits down next to you and does this. wdyd?

>>43990944
i have brain damage

>>43990944
Grab her ass, the first step of rape avoidance is showing them you aren't passive.

>>43989113

>>43990946
I want that with roles reversed and a buff monster.

I bet some monsters dig it when you get a tan

>>43990300
they aren't human, all undead need to be destroyed.

>>43991000
>Destroyed
Yes destroy all undead sexually, mindbreak undead, give undead sloppy kisses, mark undead with your scent and seed love undead

>>43991035
I will NOT eat the shogloaf.

>>43991096
not even for a shoggysnack?

>>43990301
Technically speaking all undeads are humans besides the undead animal ones, for you will die some day and become either a ghost or a undead or you will have a harem of angels in heaven.

>>43991096
You dont have a choice

>>43991000
You won’t live forever man.

>>43991007
undead are perfecy wives

Geizah

>>43991289
Geizah is cute!

>>43990738
I'm alive, working on something.

>>43991340
the cat kingdom endures

>>43991340
Unfortunately, this is not about the Monyarcy

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43989904
Oh no, she's very smug because guess who claimed his soul in hell. Bully hellhound

>>43990738
Magus is alive he's just slow at making stuff which is understandable given the lenght and quality
Real question is, is Amoeba dead? His fics were among my favourites but he vanished randomly
PS: Does anyone remember the name of the fic with the high school guy and the tsundere vampire? loved it but lost it

Be nice to the goblin spellcasters, they're the smartest of gobs and have to babysit dozens of zero-IQ hooligans.

>>43991174
Miss shog force feeding me seems nice

>>43991501
They're getting plapped and pressed.

>>43991501
>tfw anon is the worst one of them of the lot
>He grew up in the tribe and yet being human, he is the biggest muscle head of the tribe
>Rock in way, instead of move around it, estory it, lift it, no. he just walks through it

Slumber with Abyssals.

>>43991529
What a sign of true power.

>It's a demon! And she has a vampiric sword!
>Meh.

>It's a demon! And she has a soul-stealing mace!
>Meh.

>It's a demon!
>Meh.
>And she has a MANA BRAND!
>FUCK! EVERYBODY RUN! WE'RE ALL FUCKED! SHIT!

>>43991588
>in exchange for all this str
>he cannot understand that when someone hides behind something they still exist, doesnt know math nor to read and write

>>43990861
Why is the idea of corrupting humans with my partner so hot and nice? Not even via sex or some shit, but like giving a heroine a cursed sword or some shit

What happens if a monster girl picks up a cursed sword? I don't remember and I'm kind of curious

>>43991603
Best friends forever!

>>43991603
Sell it to the shop

You know how is cursed sword a monster can’t anybody get a cursed sword or would the sword just transform into a monster from being exposed to a human male’s energy like that one yandere comic I saw years back.

>>43991616
I think it would eventually seek out a woman to possess, although I guess I could see it absorbing enough mana to become its own thing

God I love the cursed sword design

>>43991615
This picture instantly made me think of a dankui offering you money for sex, and increasing it more and more as your responses get weaker and weaker until you finally cave

>>43991596
i'd run a little workshop where i craft all sorts of mundane cursed items. cursed brooms, cursed cowbell, cursed letter opener, you name it
don't think anybody is buying though

>>43991631
I mean you don't gotta sell, just plant it in places
I'm going to be completely honest I would be such an extremist in the MGE universe I think Druella would tell me to calm down

>>43991627
i'd agree but make a contract she needs to sign so she knows her place
as my onahole

>>43991631
Try town mimics and jar jinns. They love that stuff.
My wife makes high level enchanted items, so she has some connections to the mimic community.

>>43991627
i envision that scenario with a duo of jk familiars trying to buy out a haggard salaryman ala compensated dating

>>43991640
For me it's the opposite, imagine being a dankuis personal boytoy, her favorite and one and only boytoy sounds sooo nice. I also like the idea of her being so good at sexo that you stop caring about being paid at all and just want pleasure

>>43991653
Hear me out, that but a group of pyrows

>>43991700
Hear ME out, that but a group of Ushi-Onis.

>>43991710
>>43991710
hear me out but a covent of wurm nuns who pay you in gems and wish yout to be their choirboy

All I wanna do is cook delicious meals, tend to a small home, and be loved. Who's the best girl to househusband for?

>>43991710
Anon....I don't think they would be trying to buy you out...I think you would just get dragged back to the abandoned building they hang in and raped senseless

>>43991720
Dang, that's a good one. Wurms are good girls so it makes sense they'd become nuns.

>>43991745
if i married a malef i'd want a shirt that said "trophy husband"

I want hebi nuns.

>>43991745
Amazon bait

>>43991751
Anon, just let me go. Let the spider-cows take me. It'll be OK.

>>43991777
Big Feet.

>>43991760
and think of the sweet wurm milk

>>43991745
Demon or amazon

>>43991710
Im okay with that

Which MGs would be film buffs/film critics?

>>43991803
Anubises and maybe Ratas.

>>43991803
leadhe sidhe

>>43991803
Phantoms

>>43991773
Mikos are like nuns.

>>43991837
but not wearing that habit tho, its way sexier

>>43991803
The nostalgia mimic

TOTAL HUMAN RAPE

>>43988658
Imagine this: Boys/Men who're born and live in Hagville. But they have to travel/commute to JK Metropolis for school and or work or because their job(s) are located in the city. Will the Hagville Resident Boys who have to commute to JK Metropolis make remain pure long term without being picked on by roving younger highschooler girls, Gyaru monstergirls, Pyrows or any younger adult monstergirls in their "20s"?

Imagine a Hagville Resident boy being groped and fondled by a JK or a Gyaru or young adult mamono while commuting in JK Metropolis.

>>43991616
use commas, hakutaku would be very displeased at your lack of punctuation
a cursed sword is a parasite like pslime, so if a man picks it up it compels them to attach it to a woman he like

>>43991866
anon, most would be claimed since most of these old women would adopt them

>>43990688
stacked-phomet seems oddly adorable, and while I'm not sure that age is accurate considering they regularly are ancient, I'd probably sit there and take it

>>43991886
or be promised to the mothers aunt or friend

>>43988658
Now how would monstergirls react to and judge this student-made film project?:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P787svPOU88

Be warned, the ending might be triggering and not wholesome and cute. And if you watch the whole thing to the end. Imagine the outrage this will cause if released in Monstergirl Cities worldwide as monstergirl governments demand a remake with either featuring a monstergirl cast. Or the ending is rewritten to be a happy ending.

>>43991907
They get bored and cuddle instead. Who gives a shit?
Do you wonder how monstergirls feel about Time Cube?

>>43991907
what possesses you to think anyone would consider watching that?

>>43991907
Rape correction for the man

>>43991907
You just wanted to promote your shit here

>>43991925
Miss Mindflayer pumping your brain full of Time Cube lore!

>>43991944
NTA but I highly doubt the actual author who made that would ever set foot in here just to promote his/her art project. And I assume because the artist is a leftist who would not want anything to do with "evil right-wingers" of 4chan.

I think anon wants (Yous) for how monstergirls be "triggered" with no happy endings with romance.

>>43991925
>Do you wonder how monstergirls feel about Time Cube?
No? What's that?

>rape.exe has been run
What do anons?

>>43991964
>No? What's that?
A giant mass of schizo babble.

>>43991964
>he doesn't know about Time Cube
You are educated stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCqbgQnU

>>43991803
Satyrs. They're charmers. They know the best wines. They know the best films. Seductive, mature, hedonistic intellectuals.

>>43991994
Imagine a wine goat getting you super drunk and helplessy sedated

>>43991976
just kiss and turn on her submitting protcols

>>43991964
>No? What's that?
Children will be blessed for Kissing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Boring ONEness - UponEarth Of Quadrants. Boring Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother She Left Belly B. Signature. Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Unicorns. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachersuse only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) marshmallow time. Lie that corrupts earth you educated brilliant fools. GoBelly-Button Logic Works. When Do Teenagers Die? Adults Eat Teenagers Alive, No Record Of Their Death. Father Son Image, Not Gods. Every Man Born Of Woman. Belly-Button Is the Signature Of Your Personal Creator - I Believe Her Name Mama. Pastor Told His Flock That God Created All Of Them -Truth Was That They All had Mama Made Belly Buttons, Church Was Full Of Liars. Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.

>>43991976
hold both hands, deny access to her more volatile armaments

>>43991976
>Exit rape.exe
>Error: Only an administrator can preform this action
>Force stop rape.exe
>Error: Only an administrator can preform this action
>Run as administrator
>Enter password
>Incorrect password
>Incorrect password
>Incorrect password
>Sorry, you've been locked out. Please try again in 1 hour

Maybe stupid question but, if you enter a wisp cage do you die and become undead? I love wisps but not big on the whole death thing it's kinda scary

>>43992011
This reads as if someone is having a stroke.

>>43992024
You become a ghost incubus I thought this was obvious from the very beginning with Wisps, which would be classified under undead.

>>43992024
They probably kill you in other ways first. Fire is a very bad way to die.
>it's kinda scary
Tell me about it

>>43992024
I mean you don't die just from going in the cagie, you might become an undead eventually though.

>>43992024
nah, you can hang out and chill. there's pillows and stuff

>>43992038
Man why do you got to be so violent they sit on your face with their big ghostly butts of course to kill you.

Which MG would love to drink beer and watch the baseball all star game with me?

>>43992022
>After being nearly mindbroken you try again
>Your speech is slurring so it keeps giving errors
>This happens until you're locked out forever
The good end

Didn't Pennywise write a Wisp story? And a ghoul story, and a bunch of other undead stories?

>>43991976
>>43992022
>>43992051
>I use EMP Grenade or Activate EMP Systems
>horny robot fizzles and spazzes out and shuts down
>use opportunity to escape

It's that simple guys.

>>43992056
Victims of the pastebin purge.

>>43992056
i don't remember wisp distinctly but ghoul was definitely on the table

>>43992022
>anon begins to regret activating two-step authentication

>>43992043
Are you a ghost?

>>43992051
a bot that cannot recognize its master is not useful, it will be replaced with a better automaton.

>>43992063
>The emp deactivates their higher function
>Meaning they become more hungry for spirit energy and rape you harder
Silly

>>43988658

>>43992085
Inject a succuvirus into her, or just press and hold the power button for 10 seconds and factory reset her.

>An Italian Noble Monstergirl with the title of Doge
>Millennial and Gen-Z monstergirls, Cheshires and Bogies laugh and make all the Shiba Inu Doge memes imaginable
>The Doge monstergirl just looks in disdain to the commoners

>>43992085
It's fine, I'll just blow into her cartridge port, that should fix her glitching.

>>43992064
It's on the Mega
>>43992065
Ghoul, Wisp, Vampire, Wendigo, Lich, Siren (fisho), and a bunch of others

>>43992063
>>43992090
Remember the Saida mountains.
>Besides that, it seems there are a lot of monsters in the mountain ruins called Automatons, which are like Golems made by the technology of an unknown civilization, but they are going rampant due to the lightning being too strong, and if that’s true, even if they listen to what a human says, it seems now when they see a man they generally try to fuck him.

>>43992109
maybe about time for a re-read

>>43992085
>Threating to replace your automation
Anon it's like you want to be enslaved by the robots

>get approached by greenworm hiding something behind her back
>she reveals a heart shaped box of chocolates to with a blush and says she likes me a lot (she ate most of the chocolates already)
>put on a nervous smile and rub the back of my head
What's the politest way I could let her down and reject the offer? I don't want to make her cry, but I'm also.... not dating an ugly bug like her.

This is why I don't trust Automaton.
Or maids. Or any servitor race.

>>43992127
Depends. Would you like a sexually pent up Papillon?
>>43992135
Golems are the most reliable.

>>43992127
They evolve into something with legs when you use the right evolutionary stone on them.

>>43992127
>Dating an ugly bug
Anon...I'm going to throw you into the greenworm pits for saying something so evil

>>43992135
don't worry about it

>>43992135
You can trust shog

>>43992158
I want her hat

>>43992144
>Golems are the most reliable.
True. They lack the smarmy superiority of machines and the unreadable motives of shogs.
Also the unreadable motives of machines.

>>43988658

>>43992166
GIVE ME YOUR HAT

>>43992244
this pleases the merrow

>>43992158
I my bullies were killed, i stacy loved me, i wish for more wishes

>>43992262
>Wishing your bullies killed
Anon I understand I was bullied really badly too, I probably won't ever really recover but wishing death upon others is bad

Monsters would want us to be kind and loving, be the man you'd be for your waifu

>>43992250
I forgot about her, no! I can't steal all the hats of monsters! My only goal gone....

>>43992244
10,000 hours in MS Paint

I can't handle maids. I need someone to help with the housework, but they also need to help give my life direction and goals.
Being a "mastah" is not a direction. I need an ancient evil (good), or even better a modern evil (good) to tell me what to do.
Somebody smart and beautiful and considerate of my feelings and needs. Needs that include actually doing things other than sex and cuddles.
I want to go on a date to a restaurant we've never been to before and will never go to again, and be obnoxiously lovey dovey, not just because we love each other, but also because we want to annoy the other patrons because it's fun.

Elves and Foxes fighting over who gets the human.

>>43992313
Both suck. Give me a real monster girl.

>>43992313
Only for the Ushi Oni to pick up anon and take him into the mountains.

so what's the Cheshire/cat, Tom Joke supposed to mean?

>>43992329
Something from the Abyss more up your speed.

>>43992343
Tom is what Werecats call their mate (per the MGE vidya)

>>43992351
Too many eyes on the face, and not enough on the tentacles.

>>43992312
What you want is either a demon or a anubis.

>>43992343
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tom
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tomcat

>>43992329
oops all elves

>>43992352
Who gives a shit what some irrelevant jap's patreon scam vaporware did?

>>43992375
A Malef would work. Or a Baphomet. Actually most girls. Even a Rata. Or a Gazer. I want to date Gazer. In public. And make her wear cute clothes.

>>43992343
To add from what the other said, the equivalent is molly.

>>43992413
You asked where it came from so stop being a bitch. That is that what you do all day is complain.

>>43992399
Elves are for human men who indulge in transformative powers.

>>43992413

>>43992457
This and also bondage

>>43992515
I like monstergirls with bows and frills

>>43992539
Miss Bote has a bow! And her ears are frilled!
You're welcome, Anon!

>>43992596
This is not just giantess but also vore, no ifs or buts it is I know the artist.

>Mermaid
>Giantess
>Boat
Anyway, here's a bat.

>>43992596
>>43992605
Although I DO really enjoy the idea of monstergirls at sea using much larger monstergirls as their ships.

>>43992610
Why did you expect anything different? He's a self-admitted furfag that posts tripe here to make some random anon mad despite being far worse than some random "gatekeeper".

>>43992610
A BAT IS FINE, TOO!

>>43992611
>miss kraken strapping a couple log cabins with decks to her back as crew quarters

Do you accept your place under monsters?

>>43992652
nah, i like flipping arounf with them

>>43992652
usually

>>43992661
The dark elves have taken note.

>>43992652
I'd rather put a sword in my guts.

Blood is stored in the tits

>>43992672
nah, im happily married and those types get yeeted to one of my neighbors

>>43992677
Damn anon they just want you to be happy
>>43992667
Good, you will be rewarded

>>43992687
>this shit artist
Nah, the only thing I want from that succubus is to have her head cut off her shoulders.

>>43992610
What's wrong with boats?

>>43992616
The tripe is inside her!

>>43992690
Anon, assume she's mgeifed.

>>43992127
Greenworms might not be my favorite monster but I would accept because it would be very sad otherwise

>>43992617
I love auntsters

>>43992694
They make monster girls ANGRY.

>>43992678
What about the milk?

>>43992700
>do not cry, level 1 slimes. i will marry all of you
me, probably. i loathe to inflict monsters with big sad

>>43992699
>Anon just stop caring that she's a snuff fetish piece of garbage! Just pretend she's something she's not!
No, retard. You're the type of dippshit to try and browbeat someone into being fine with a woman that had a line of partners over a mile long just because she got monsterized and is "better" now.

>furnigger
>giantessfag
>all-around annoying shitposter
I wish this fag would just get a trip, he's like a catty faggot from Twitter.

>>43992721
Learning to separate art from the artist will help you a lot in life

You know thinking about it the demon lord was probably the first ever succubus to even feel love. That she was most likely seen as strange amongst her sisters, probably is one of the reasons she became the new demon lord in the first place.

>>43992741
I mean it's possible others felt love too anon, some monsters actually became incubi after she took over.

>>43992736
When the art is just as shit as the artist it's an easy choice to make with shitting on both.

>>43992736
It an’t just art it’s lore, so that excuse won’t work this time numbnuts.

>>43992741
it was alluded to happen occasionally before that. she's the most successful one, for sure.

>>43992742
>some monsters actually became incubi after she took over.
doesn't that basically make incubi monster boys then?

>>43992746
This is objectively decent art, You don't have to like the subject material I don't like it either which is why I always pretend and ignore aspects of lore I don't like. As a general rule of thumb I always assume everything posted here follows MGE rules, unless there's a discussion about MGD.
>>43992747
Yes anon, It's literally just a design and it's a good design too. Lore is ignored constantly, hell even here lore is ignored.

>>43988658

>>43992752
Personally I consider incs monster boys in the same way dark mages are, I don't really care what they're considered as long as they basically look human.

>>43992755
>This is objectively decent art
Wrong. It's snuffshit for faggots with no spine.

>>43992736
you could also learn to separate the art from the thread. you know, while we're all learning.

>>43992759
Post somewhere else, then. The last thing we need is monster boy faggots.

>>43992742
Yeah I guess so though now I got another question floating around in my head, Who the fuck was the previous demon lord before Lilith took over. Who was he did he just give up since he liked Lilith’s plan and became a incubus himself and is just a farmer now, who has a big titty holstaur as his wife. These things are still left unanswered I want to know.

Shut the fuck up everyone knows about Shikis.

>>43992752
Nope it says they fully are humans now just super powered humans.

>>43992782
That's not how that works. It's just a monster cosplaying a human at that point. It was bad enough when KC added nonsense like male monsters trooning out but now we got this shit?

Reminder that baphomets are in the top tier of power when it comes to monsters. They're only really beat by lilims.

>>43992652
I do, as a man, I know the extremist faction of mamano have my and my fellow human mans best interest at heart, voting is over rated and we need a strong Demon lord to ensure prosperity of both monsterkind and humankind.

He's just replying to himself to create fake outrage. Consider kuso memes instead.

>>43992787
ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.
he wants everybody to have a happy end

>>43992794
What a shitty reddit-tier meme.

>>43988658

>>43992787
>KC added nonsense like male monsters trooning out
That was literally part of the setting from the start. The monsters used to be inhuman abominatios, but now are cute girls.
Go back to /pol/ if all you know is buzzwords. Go complain about, like, spic women eating cheezits or something.

>>43992807
i'm intrigued by what the rest of the sketchbook may offer

>>43992807
Scissorhands Catgirl can't use her boobs to distract me from her scissorhands. If I was going to pick a gatcha solely for the women, I'd pick the one with the bird-snake thing. Also squirrel.

>>43992821
Not real monster girls, same as Alps or human women that turn into one. It was a shit idea from minute one, they should have just been killed off.

>>43992840
No shit spics ain't monstergirls. They don't have tails or wings.

>>43992840
Human women can't Alp. Read the setting material and don't post here until you do.

>>43992755
WHAT IS THE FULL IMAGE OF THIS DAMN YOU

>>43992860
That’s not what he meant, but at this point I think the guy is just trolling to get a rise out of all of you so I wouldn’t respond anymore.

>>43992860
Get your brain to work, dumbass. I'm saying human women who become monsterized don't count as monster girls unless you like the baggage associated with that mistake of an idea.

Anyone looking for a homestay? Here's a Gazer.

>>43992888
Angelic Gazer?

>>43991454
I remember this too, don’t know how to find it again. Anyone else know?

>>43992884
Stop obsessing over cuckshit. It exposes you as a fucking beta if you aren't confident in your ability to please a woman.

>>43992914
>unironically wanting a used up slut
Fucking sad, man.

>>43991454
The only writer I want to return is a very specific one

I don't like Hebi anymore, she bit me!
I'm running away from her and never coming back!

Oni

>>43992923
>turning down pussy
If she ain't ugly and the price ain't lousy I'm fucking. Go die a virgin on your hill.

Bratty mommy dommy mesugaki baphomet motherwife

Both of you shut the fuck, faggots the both of you.

>>43992941
Have fun getting aids, faggot.