/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I actually lie on my bed and roll back and forth when I'm on the phone

Yes I do.

mostly because I'm trying to locate the best signal.

cheap service you know.

I actually lie on my bed and masturbate wildly when I'm on the phone

>>4399670

I do this when I'm talking to a hot girl

>>4399659
But how do you explain it?

What I do while I'm on the phone is irrelevant to /jp/.

Not like I use the phone all that much, anyways.

>>4399659

I only do that because assholes around me keep trying to listen in on what I am saying

> When you talk to someone on the phone, you hang up and pretend your battery died.

I have a phone compatible modem

>>4399686
Fascinating.

Yeah, I do. But I hate phonecalls. Seriously, it's something I consider one of the most annoying things there are.

>talk to someone on the phone

You lost me.

>>4399659
And they do it because they're either shy or nervous. Fucken virgin nerds.

>>4399659

So what?
It's my own business, leave me alone.

>>4399708
>calling people virgin nerds.
>posting on /jp/

> Your heart rate jumps and your face gets red when you get a phone call you were expecting.

>>4399708
Hello, OP.

When you shower, you pretend you are shooting water from your index finger.

>>4399659
This isn't somewhat normal? I've always done this.

> You don't answer the phone if it rings.

>>4399730

>Your heart rate jumps and your face gets red when you get a phone call you were expecting.


happened to me when I was high. Also, sudden paranoia and I start rocking back and forth, something that happens to me a lot when I'm blitzed.

My face when there's an unknown number on the caller ID.

>>4399659
Incorrect. I spin in my chair.

>>4399751
Yes, it is.

>>4399759

You seem like one of those guys who make smoking pot look bad.

HEY GUYS, I SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY AND WILL CONTINUE TO REMIND OF THIS FACT AT LEAST THREE TIMES A DAY.

>>4399765
just turn down/off the volume then

How do you know this? Have you been watching me?

Can I try?
>You have a hard time trying to end the call, you don't know how.

i walk around the entire house and i will wander the house no matter how long the convo is i will not stop

>>4399779
If you're not stoned and everyone around you is they always look bad.

thats why stoners never leave the basement unless they're getting mcdonalds.

>>4399795
Cool reading comprehension, bro.

>>4399781
if it's my cellphone I do but if it's the house phone I can't

I hate dealing with people that don't get it it's a wrong number after 5 tries.

> When you talk to someone on the phone, you pace around your room until you're done talking.
GET OUT MY MIND CHARLES

Holy shit, so many normals.

Fucking hypocrites.

Hijacking a retarded /b/ thread.

>>4399849
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

although the little man was always mario or sonic.

>>4399741

HAHAH. Yes.

>Your heart rate jumps and your face gets red when you get a phone call you were expecting.

True story, I had a massive thing for this girl I went to college with. Fapping my mind out over her, right as I finish my cell rings and its her, she's outside my front door and she needs to borrow a baking pan. Holy shit, bricks were shat.

You can breathe better when you stand or walk, so it's rather normal.

>>4399826
I used to have someone's grandma calling me around 3 times a month for 3 months telling me she was very angry at me for spending her son's money and selling her son's truck and some other random stuff

Then when I stopped answering she started leaving nasty messages and telling me she wanted to see me in court and that I was a horrible granddaughter

feels bad, man

>>4399886
Is that you AoRF? Have my babies.

>>4399913
>-_-;
Get the fuck out.