/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43987853
the king should be on the opposite color
t. autist

>>43987921
shit thread already

>not square pic thats off by 1px
>not nsfw
>linked faq and last thread
>correct number

its sooo over

>>43987939
wat the dog doin?

miru is a very caring actress, she always makes sure her costars are well-hydrated
https://files.catbox.moe/7ez7m2.mp4

We need more Renaposting

>>43987964
got upgraded to grorious 720p, chaptered and then indexed

>>43987939
>>43987964
>>43988008
isnt that the dog POV NTR title where you are the dog watching your owner getting fucked by tabuchi-dono?

HERE'S THE THING

if she lets me in

if she lets me see that side of herself which she never shows the other simps in her community

will i even like what i see?

i don't know this person

this is something i've had to contend with, and only recently just begun to accept as something more than an iridescent nagging at the back of my mind

it is slowly but surely becoming a realized truth

if she stops replying to my DMs like she's a shopping assistant AI or if she stops faking excitement over everything

what will be left?

have you ever had to face your fears, /jav/?

>>43987968
>>43987994
I want Rena offering bottles filled with Remu's piss

Rena's next title looks as based as her last one

rena is romanji for lena?
sorry im dumb

what the hell am i doing?

can a japanese speaking anon write/translate something like
"Hello, I'm part of a JAV appreciation community and we are reaching 1.000 editions. We are dedicated JAV lovers and we always buy JAV to help support the industry. we are a big fan of yours and i want to ask you a very small favour: can you write 'Happy 1000 Editions, /JAV/ sirs!' on a paper and do a selfie'? It would make us so happy!""

please
I will ask a lot of the actors and actresses on twitter and other social media, i dont care. KEK

>>43988226
>based on the last one
is it a remake? a reboot?

>>43987994
Is this the intense bottle girl?

>>43987994
I refuse to talk about Rena if there's no hydration involved.

Hidration is important to stay healthy

any hairy armpit licking/fucking?

>>43988582
>>43988600
Her face gets rehydrated next month

>>43988724
Nice

>>43988756
now that's some lesbian lifestyle tongue behavior

>>43987853
It takes a few seconds to check the opening position. Whoever this woman is, I hate her now.

>>43988756
She looks so pure

Saya needs daddies.
Pay atention simps.

Rate her fit

>>43989029
Fucking skeleton

>>43988980
she should add a tongue scraper to her amazon wishlist

Happy Taku Tuesday everybody.

May all the women in your family get Takued. That would be hot. All women around the world must be Takued.

>>43989175
his daugther cute

>>43988938
It would be a shame if something happened to her.

>>43989047
Id love to scrap her tongue, if you know what I mean...

>>43989229
you want to forcefully rub your penis across her tongue such that the targeted and repetitive pressure would be capable of loosening all the surface debris?

>>43989175
best whyttie piggu ever

>>43989226
This frame is a painting, a true work of art.

>>43989287
Weeb White Piggus are best.

>>43989251
Dude, you didnt need to be that graphic
Also shes pure now.

>>43989226
>>43989305
the best part about is that at first glance you would not immediately guess that Yuu is the antagonist here kek

>>43989226
We need an autistic anon to actually paint this with an oil painting style

Why are jav stars becoming streamers? Isn't onlyfans more lucrative?

https://www.twitch.tv/usa_miharu

>>43989659
i gonna tell you a secret, a woman's secret, here I go,
women strive attention

>>43989659
I miss Ursa Minor, I mean Usa Miharu

>>43989727
UnitedStatesAmerica Miharu

which actresses do you want to see enroll in the shaved pussy academy?

>>43989478
This is how AI ruins it.

>>43989996
Ai fucking sucks, I clearly said REAL oil painting. >>43989996

>>43989965
Shaving should be banned in jav.
If you want shaved pussy, watch any western whore.

>>43989659
Because stupid twitch simps with no self steem paid more to see less.
Thats how it works.

>>43989996
fkn KEK
>gigachad yuu
>eastern european karen haircut lesbian activitist sora

I JUST WANNA grab a soft, comfy suramupiggu like Nene Tanaka or Nanami Matsumoto and just hug them and feel safe; imagine how soft and warm a peak nipponese suramupiggue's body would be sirs...

lol

>>43988756
Nachi-chan my beloved...

tonight's the night I fap to ssis-782
pic related is me 90 minutes into my fap tonight.

its so fuckn hot ahhh. I'm sweating like >>43990354 just by sitting in my chair browsing jav releases

I cant stop wondering how june must be feeling now in these hot temperatures. Just IMAGINE the smell

>>43990354
enjoy it, miru made a masterpiece >>43987968

>>43990316
You just know

If you acquired knowledge of a sex trafficking ring dedicated to abducting Japanese women to be used as sex slaves in Dubai or some other Arab state, would you partake?

Im telling you, Miruposters are planning a hostile takeover of #1000 along with Minamofags.

>>43990597
Obvious MINAMOfalseflag. I wouldn't trust the pissing menhera tho.

Maki Hojo's iconic fecal waste deserves to be in "the collage"™

>>43990592
They don't need abduct them with the money they have. If you see a girl post pictures from the Middle East alone she is 100% getting plowed by some prince for a fat paycheck.

>>43990597
while I've seen the miruposter proclaiming his plans to take over, I've not seen anything of the sort from the minamoposter

>>43990592
>partake
that means something else here, sir.

>>43990690
>Ayaka Muto
at least they have good taste

Attention all hoarderbros
Nows the time to upgrade
This will last me about 6 months

>>43990699
That's why you can't trust minamofags. They are always sneaking around trying to stab you in the back

>>43989175
Japan's borders are open now, We need a White Girl Summer in JAV, All of the Japanese Grandpas like Taku, Bokki, Shigeo Tokuda, and more need to make videos with all of the available young blonde White porn actresses.

>>43990690
Why are Muslims the ultimate hypocrites?

>>43990753
that's no reason to spread disinformation, posit baseless conjecture, assert accusatory speculation as if it were already proven fact, perpetuate slanderous lies in light of personal grudges, etc etc etc...

>>43990749
Stop being mentally ill

>>43990778
Only poorfags fall for religious shit. Richfags from all parts of the world realize hedonism is the way to go. As soon as Saudi prince's realize how rich they are they just start fucking 100's of instagram whores.

Anons... I'm looking for this JAV I saw once. There was basically a scientific/doctor girl who gives an aphrodisiac/drug to a bunch of girls (around 6 or 7 maybe?) who are in a party or business trip with various guys. Also there was a pool in the background and they fucked there later.

Does anyone know about it?

https://files.catbox.moe/qcfxru.mp4
me in the back haha

>>43991057
me on the table

>>43990749
reminder that SMR hdds only go up till 8TB, so this 16TB one will be a CMR

for brainlets: SMR bad, will result in problems the more sectors are used. Do not do raid with it. lil bit cheaper tho
CMR: classic magnetic recording. Either dies at the very beginning or once smart detects problems at the end of its lifetime

>>43991057
thats actually very impressive sir. good PHYSIQUE

>>43991119
thats actually very impressive madam. good SKIN

>>43991163
you sound like a /g/sir, what would you say is the definitively best bang for buck external drive to use that isnt enclosure stuff? or should i get into enclosures ASAP? thanks in advance

>>43990749
thanks for reminder, sir
>16TB
>6 months
damn, I probably average 1.5TB a year kek do you download stuff indiscriminately/absolutely everything from certain studios/actresses or what?

>>43991284
I was just kidding but on average I add 10 torrents a day. I just download everything new every day that I would like which would be around 10tbs in 6 months.
Right now I'm trying to force myself to stop being so mentally ill and download more conservably but I can't get over the fact that after a few months most 1080p torrents die so I need to hoard everything I can like a retard.

>>43991270
I'm not g sir, but I'm mentally ill due to hoarding. Close to 200TB all in JBOD

first of all its important to know of SMR VS CMR. If you go SMR drives (all cheap Seagates up to 8TB for example) you get a good prize, but with downsides. It doesnt matter if they are bare or in an enclosure.
+ cheap
+ simple
- no Raid in any form as they are not meant for such a usecase and will break sooner or later (rather sooner) if in RAID
=> good for occasional downloaders. getyourself 2, or 3. Connect them via usb and fill them up with jav. As long as you dont access them the whole time or rearrange the data very often they are good to go. write once, read often

CMR, now this is the good stuff. Everything over 10TB above will be this. You can further distinguish between NAS (IronWolf, IronWolf Pro both Seagate) or Enterprise (Exos for Seagate). Enterprise hdds are even better than NAS ones

here a full chart: https://www.seagate.com/products/cmr-smr-list/

It does not matter if they are enclosed or bare metal. Well sometime you will run out of usb ports. You can increase the number with usb hubs, but as usb 3.0 is very energy intensive you can not connect them endlessly to the same usb hub and usb port. I got 8 usb hdds working with the same hub but you cant access them at the same time over a longer period of time or the usb hub will go mad and break eventually (happened twice to me in almost 15 years).

for bare metal you can get yourself a JBOD enclosure (2 ports till up to 8) and connect them directly to your machine

you might want to look up shucking

>>43990402
june said LA was freezing, or at least colder than what she's used to in japan

>>43991370
so thats why she will shower less or even not as she is not sweating at all creating a very crisp aroma

>>43991370
its 84 degrees over there though and 85 in tokyo

>>43990690
Plowed? Worse than that, these oil sheiks are shitting into their mouths.
>Dubai portapotty

>>43991301
>download everything new every day that I would like
What constitutes stuff that you think you'd (not) like? Is there a process like prioritising certain studios or genres, or knowing stuff that you'd never download even if you see it?
I'm asking because I find the process of active curation and selectively downloading things a big part of my Lifestyle™ and would probably find indiscriminately downloading all the stuff I see less fun overall. That said, sirs like you are still an important part of the ecosystem!

>>43991353
This is fascinating, I'm really grateful for these hot tips sir. I'm trying to make my collection more organised/centralised but currently have my files spread out over a bunch of 1, 2, and 4TB drives and some really old shit is still living in 500GB drives. I am contemplating grabbing a few more 4TBs for use as additional cold storage backups (occasionally accessing just to make sure they're still alive) while primarily accessing my main JAV collection through a NAS/RAID setup. Do you think this is a good idea?

Melody bros
We got the 1000 post covered
Fuck the chinks, anal Melody for 1000

>>43991447
Its called hoarding
Its a mental illness
Stop it, get some help.

>>43991475
>Melody bros
there's 2 of you at most
your bread will be the first to be pruned, join the collagechads and be on the right side of history

>>43991447
for NAS you can either go Synology or QNAP. Both are great taiwanese producers and the go to. They are expansive compared to building your own setup completely. But have great ressources available online and customer support. And if you get yourself a NAS form them they are also somewhat expandable in case you need furhter space later on.

also RAID is overrated and only needed in highly specific cases where data reliability or high access is important. both not the case for jav. If its data redundancy is that you want go for multiple backups instead.

if you really really want RAID for redundancy tho this is a whole new chapter. The important part is the higher your drives capacity. The longer the restoration will be and the higher the chance that it will fail and completely fucking you over. 8TB for example can and will take up to 22-30h at least. More if you are accessing them. Also software vs hardware raid. yet another complete different important chapter

>>43991420
>85 in tokyo
yea, and it's 8 in the morning in japan

the trend the past 2 days has been like
>LA: 82 high, 63 low
>Tokyo: 93 high, 83 low
big difference
it was much cooler last week though

Anyone know where I can find this? Code seems to be sef011, but it isn’t on sukebei. Is there a better place to look?

Looks like it was ranked rather high on Fanza too:
https://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoc/-/detail/=/cid=sef011/

>>43991525
i'd kill for LA temps right now, it's always over 95 and humid

>>43991505
three, as I'm the original melody poster

>>43991539
>merrody marksu
>eron masuku
who's next

>>43991482
It's not really hoarding because I watch it all and revisit titles often. In fact, my house is full of giant flat screen TVs constantly playing Japanese Adult Video so that I can passively consume it at all times

>>43991523
Synology look really neat and I had my eye on them. Might seem shallow but I still want something that's aesthetically pleasing on my desk kek
Your points on RAID are noted, I guess it won't be necessary then if I already plan to have some cold storage 4TB drives acting as my backups.

Also I feel like I've seen conflicting points about SSDs such as their benefits (speed?) not really being necessary for being a JAV curator and something about their operation means they might not last as long? Not 100% sure and I'm still learning, probably getting some terminology wrong too

>>43991572
do not use ssd for archiving purposes. ssd wants to be used. If you dont access them for a long time the data might get bad. also its expensive.

>>43991572
jesus christ seeing a vinegar hag make such a sour vinegary face is something else

>>43991447
If I like a girl then I will download every single video of hers that releases no matter what. Even if its pegging or lesbian which I will never fap to I have to download it.

>>43991589
I see, thanks again for the info and for taking the time to share, sir!

Real Technology Hours are a valued part of /jav/ culture

>>43991598
kek agreed, I just wish she had more roles where she can at least be pushy and demanding

>>43991611
That's admirable. If the internet ever falls to a catastrophic solar event, I hope you will jumpstart civilisation again with your comprehensive JAV collection

New Remu reipu kino incoming

>>43991572
>It's not really hoarding because I watch it all and revisit titles often. In fact, my house is full of giant flat screen TVs constantly playing Japanese Adult Video so that I can passively consume it at all times
Post living room or I call bullshit.

>>43991633
that would doxx me immediately as I am in possession of some very famous artworks acquired through auction with Sotheby's which I display alongside all my large and extremely high-definition flat screen TVs used exclusively for Japanese Adult Video

>>43991353
>I'm not g sir, but I'm mentally ill due to hoarding.

Then what brand of drives can you recommend to a mentally ill bro who needs space for his vr hoarding?

>>43991353
are over 10TB externals also all CMR (for shucking)?

>tfw cashiers mistook my boner for shoplifting and now I have to get them on the floor apologizing again.

hoarderfags are the most oppressed /jav/ race

>>43991533

Those are some great abs. I wish I had a tummy like that

hibiki natsume continues to offend me by being hot and pretty and doing the boringest shit

At what level of output is somebody considered a "JAV Idol" or star?

A few of the soaplands where I live often advertise visiting AV idols doing residencies for a week or two, but when I google these chicks they only have like 3-4 titles to their name. That's still rookie numbers.

>>43991533
Muscle Girls are the future of JAV. Strong Muscular girls with Pudgy Fat Old Men. I get rock hard just thinking about it

>>43991882
uhh does he sucky sucky?

Marina Blacked

>>43991533
That's 三岳ゆうな and wow she got fkn fitter.

>>43992257
Yeah and the sky is blue, what's new.

>>43992382
i don't like your tone

>>43992418
Well get used to it sweaty

>>43989996
>>43990121
AI made her look French goddamn

>>43992555
who are these fucking gays

>erika ozaki getting dyked by mizuki yayoi next month
My dick can't wait 4 weeks

Ok, now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?


For me? Nanako clearly overreacted.
Yuu was just having fun and since she knew Sora's smug personality, she went for a harsher performance thinking Sora could handle. But Sora could NOT handle because she is a little baby. Nanako KNEW this and KNEW Sora was about to break.
Seeing a smug confident mayo-hag utterly dominanting her cute boy-breathed quasi-lesbian pseudo-tomboy was too much...
Yuu did something Nanako never could; she made Sora psychologically regress to her childhood.

Bonus: enjoy their cute berokissu before the storm.
https://www.redd.tube/video/73e46c3fb5a533b5fbcf6a4b4983bc94f230c869

>>43992665
video of the incident?

Could somebody please explain the specific appeal of pseudo-hags? For me, this hag category remains the number one most elusive I'm unsure about. The conceptualisation for the mood of when to fap to them, I don't know what that would be as a distinct phenomenon.

>>43992813

>>43992813
To me, Pseudo-hags are the basic MILF in western porn.

Very cool picture.
https://cf.javfree.me/HLIC/GONE-062.jpg

What's the U149 of JAV actresses? Asking for a friend.

>>43992369
She looks like a different compared to her debut.

https://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=ebod00758/

>>43992903
Yeah that was a dumb fucking haircut.

me on the left

You know I was kinda bummed about Yuki Takeuchi graduating from Premium but then I remembered she can do this. Kinda hyped about the possibilities of her going freelance now
https://files.catbox.moe/u4yrzq.webm

fkn kill her

>the sweet warm cozy comfy embrace of the flatchested homely gf

>>43991701
You almost got me.

>>43992996
no different from hugging another dude aka gay trash sensation

STOP TWISTING MY PICS REEE

>>43993005
look, if you like to imagine men while looking at girls, thats your thing
but most of us dont partake so keep that imagination to yourself, ok?

>>43993008
>>43992996
homo faggot

>niggas posting chibitori and tabuchi-dono partaking
>radio silent
>post one pic of a flatchested girl
>"ur gay"
this place is a mystery

>>43993068
code please? jesus christ.

AAAHHH

>>43993068
WaterBottleGirl suffers from the same condition >>43988582

>>43993068
i dont remember

>>43993068

fgn n joy

>>43990538

>>43991913
Stop hoarding!
Just take some aminos dude!
It will save you!

Donut disrexcept me!

When Choco Come Back?

they definitely sexo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xziWv877teo

>>43993092
javaddiction has destroyed your brain.

As a recovering JavJunkie, I can't stop!

>tfw you're developing glaucoma from excessive masturbation to jav

>>43993166

>>43993173
I fapped to it yesterday but had 7 quick faps to 7 different javs
Today I only fapped once but it was for 3 hours to one single jav

>>43993213
>>43993244
Things have gotten so bad that one of the things I found myself most excited for from the new Nao Jinguji trailer was this shot of the outside

>>43993173
He need to take the aminos!

>>43993283
Why is it always that fag who is having passionate GFE titles with all the jav bitches AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>43992369
>>43992200
>>43991939

Yea, she is fit as hell. Still kinda awkward though.

Really want to see that video. Pretty sure it never got ripped. Doubt it is worth the $20 asking price. Are FANZA videos straight DRM free files? Or do you need a shitty app or something?

>>43990354
Me, when I fap to Remu's next video

>>43993307
Because he's an ikemen on an industry full of ugly bastards

>>43992665
What's Sora doing these days?

>>43993414
Dying in a ditch I hope.

>>43985961
>is that actually alice?
Yes. She still as cute as she was when I first discovered her.

>>43981483
>That Ruka Inaba x Chief Keef pmv
Dear I ask for a link?

>>43984039
>>43984747
>That fleshy meaty texture
Whomst?

>>43990329
>>43986165
>Fumika is my underrated cutefu.
She is quite charming. Just my type. I need to watch more of her but my options in this Pocchari Golden Age era are so vast I completely forget to go through her catalog. Any codes you would care to recommend?

>Shes too cute for porn
There is no such thing.
Especially in the year 2023.

>>43992200
>Muscle Girls are the future of JAV.
Not even close.

>>43990354
Jesus Christ!
That expression...it mimics my exact thoughts and desires when enjoying my preferred AV content. Fukken SAVED.

>>43990749
Hard drive prices are going down so fast. I'll feel like a sucker if I buy one now and it's even cheaper next year.

>>43993246
>>43993535
Nice this is the video I fapped to for three hours dass-004
Absolute kino

>>43991533
I remember watching one of her videos and being disappointed she wasn't muscular as advertised.

>>43993068
>>43993084
>>43993110
>>43993120
i love plump duck ass https://files.catbox.moe/f7du0t.mp4

>>43993641
Yeah in terms of sheer muscle mass, Chanyota has all these other bitches beat since she's the only one who actually lifts weights.
>>43991533
>>43992369
This chick's JAV where she wrestles multiple guys while they gangbang her was hilarious though.

I haven't fapped for over two weeks. I need some good japanese niku to feed my lust.

Does anyone have the ~10 second funny skit video of this?

>>43993844

Im gonna take the aminos
Im gonna do it!

>>43993283
>>43993307
>>43993408
That niBBa gets cross-eyed when he's horny.

>>43991868
as far as I know the SMR technology only goes up to 8TB. So most likely yes.

>>43991766
Enterprise Drives are the best. But hard to get as regular customer. After that try to get the NAS line like Ironwolf Pro.

>>43994078
>Pov of St. Patrick banishing the snakes from Ireland

I'm owed javsex.

>>43994078
>>43994092
>>43994097
>>43994105

This is what all whores should get for not covering their shoulders in public

love violence against women

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43994204
You've never had any. Sit the fuck down.

>>43993862
thanks but I want the original version with sound, this is edited and mistranslated, the girl says H-cup not "girls with dicks"

>>43994216
Ungrateful ape.

>>43987968
>>https://files.catbox.moe/7ez7m2.mp4
whycome she can not be number 1
wtf japan

>me resisting the urge to eat yet another peach and then fapping to momokan
I'm serious sirs, all I can think of is eating peaches and fap to momokan, when will this end?

shoe breast

>>43994295
because even if she's at one of the most prolific and prestigious studios, she's still a C-lister even within their own roster. the new generation have already eclipsed her
she will never amount to anything

>>43994225
>said thanks
>calls me ungrateful

I love Miru stuff like you wouldn't believe.
Best studio with Digital ark for me

>>43994457
WHO SAID YOU COULD DEMAND MORE FUCKER

>>43994499
>highleg
>digital ark
we have an absolute patrician in the village today..... just like me!

>>43994582
from DIGI-249 btw
i hope yurika aoi gets more recognition here
>sweet cute smiley comfy face with some subtle maturity
>171cm tall and very leggy
>very pronounced stretch marks which indicate genuine undeniable MILF status
>great performances
>underrated

>>43993641

Can’t keep your stomach tight like that an entire 3 hours gangbang.

I remember watching some muscular chick who kept her stomach flexed most of the video. It was super fucking awkward.

Mmm enjoy the retard flavour...

>>43994603
cool but you missed the most important details: what ripeness and condiment is she?

>>43994749
They think differently than the rest of us that’s all.

>come on Remu, you don't even need to act in this title, just be yourself!
>the title >>43994749

>>43994582
>>43994603
>It's out
Holy fuck YES, thank you anon
Also, where the first pic from, her twitter? I like these kind of behind the scene pictures.

>>43994776
kek
for me?
Semi-;
Sugar-Shoyu

>>43994817
Yes, she posts a lot of behind the scenes selfies etc
https://twitter.com/aoiyurika_/status/1468203617333428224
>>It's out
The crazy part is that she posted that umbrella picture (along with a few others) back in December 2021. Wonder what took them so long; it finally came out last month...

>>43994499
Miru is dope

>>43994924
I miss this snake like you wouldn’t believe.

>>43993129
Where's this from?

>>43994499
>>43994924
now this is miluposting I can get behind!

>>43994887
>A day full of fun
>It was a really happy day to be able to wear a lot of my favorite cute costumes
>Thanks to everyone watching my work
>Thank you~
I know she's an actress and probably pretending, but she seems like she enjoyed that shooting. Pictures looks incredible btw, thanks. Too bad for the censoring, I like when there's a hint of pubes with leotards.

>>43995034
She's amazing in that release

>>43995175
Yeah that's true but even if she's pretending, it's also worth considering that a LOT of actresses, even those at bigger studios and/or management agencies with social media managers etc don't post so much behind the scenes stuff and messages of gratitude like Yurika does. She isn't a particularly popular or big name freelancer so I find it endearing and fairly sincere.
I also liked how she said fans might be able to recognise the studio based on her outfits alone, stuff like that really validates the sense of Lifestyle™

>hint of pubes with leotards
her bush is visible from some angles
https://files.catbox.moe/bco7gh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/slbfhx.jpg

>>43995034
I like slim /fit/ chicks too but Chanyota really suits the more bulked up PHYSIQUE

Why don't we hold off on the real #1000 until after summer by having #999.1, #999.2, #999.3? Otherwise it will be filled by summer breaking sick red poorchung egg boys.

>>43995034
>>43995175
She needs to go back to dark hair and lay down the heavy makeup, she looks unironically ugly now as heavy makeup blonde

Does any sir have PIYO-174 that isn't a broken loop?

>>43994313
Never, she's the sweetest

>>43995343
I admit I didn't really knew her, but i'll follow her releases a bit more, I like her energy.

>her bush is visible from some angles
That's my stuff.

>tfw you look up summer vacation times around the world and it's ALWAYS "summer vacation" somewhere
Sirs, how do we win against sick red poorchung egg boys? Can /jav/ prevail?

>>43995856
>this level of visibility
HNNG, their manki are right there! I can practically smell them!

>>43995859
>sick red poorchung egg boys
Just call them SEAmonkeys goddamn.

>>43995907
Not at all the same thing, and you thinking that's what it means proves you are a sick red poorchung egg boy yourself.

>>43995464
please point out these "summer breaking sick red poorchung egg boys" so sirs know what the fuck you're talking about, sir
also that proposition is absolutely preposterous

>>43995934
You're the only one who's pushing that rather schizo laced labeling. You should probably fap your frustrations off.

>>43995464
>>43995859
why do you seem to think /jav/ is a public beach that gets overcrowded by tourists whenever SCHOOL'S OUT!!™ like some 2000s feel-good movie?
where's the correlation?

>>43995947
Fortunately in this current thread there are not any aside from >>43995907 exposing himself as one by not understanding what it means. When it's #1000, the thread will be flooded by posters who normally don't post on /jav/ and if it happens during a large country's summer break like America, this will be terrible for /jav/ because it makes sick red poorchung egg boys into the majority for thread #1000.
>>43995956
Unironically I'm not the only one who uses it but you'd never believe that so I won't bother trying to convince you.
>>43995975
It's the famous 4chan effect, summer reducing the quality of posts because of tourists. When the tourists see thread #1000, they're going to overcrowd us anyway but if it's summer, it's going to be the worst /jav/ thread in history.

>>43995988
>He thinks I'm one.
You're really spreading out your schizo, aren't you? Keep stewing in your paranoia.

>>43996019
Explain what a sick red poorchung egg boy is. Hint: it's not what you think it is.

>>43996025
Burden's on you for firing the first shot.

/jav/ is angry today/tonight.

>>43996038
It's not that hard and has been explained in previous threads, boiling down it's just this:
>sick red poorchung = secret 4chan
>egg boy = child
It's a poster who thinks every board is /b/ and doesn't understand /jav/ as a village watering hole.

>>43994808
kek

>>43996078
Sounds like something you personally made up and trying too hard to coin in here.

>>43996163
I already said I won't bother trying to convince you, but even that response shows your sick red poorchung egg boy mentality. On /jav/ inventing new terms is not seen as a bad thing like on /b/, see the hag classification system and every injoke and even "watering hole". If /jav/ discarded every time someone makes up a new term, it wouldn't be the village watering hole regulars like.

>>43995760
good luck with that, rarely those get ever fixed or a non broken version ripped. I'm still waiting for HD tppn184

I am NOT a summer breaking sick red poorchung egg boy!!!

i am a sexo haver!!!

>>43995988
>tourists see thread #1000, they're going to overcrowd us
i think there's a plan for regulars to namefag for #1000 as a one-time thing. a tourist will have no idea how to get a name that sounds right or even that the generator even exists so they'll stick out like a sore thumb

i can accept a future where collagebro doesnt win but if the last OP left standing after all the pruning isnt stagenaming then i will have zero respect for him or his javfu

Kimonos are both super pretty and very sexy.

>>43996325
thought this was sumire from the thumbnail
who is this mild mayo shoyu pseudo-demi rori imouto?

>>43996263
Yeah, but I'm not optimistic about that going well because #1000 is a huge milestone so it'll probably be the fastest thread we've ever had. With the unpreventable duplicate threads all flooded by tourists, it will be a breeding ground for sick red poorchung egg boys to be mad at /jav/ for pushing out other threads from the catalog. Namefagging also has the flaw that's seen on JAVguru comments, posters pretending to be other posters. Regulars wouldn't do that but tourists will, it's going to be a mess. #1000 will probably go down as the worst thread in /jav/ history even if the collagebro gets the OP.
>>43996341
Same, I was about to reply "cute hag" kek.

good morning sirs. please enjoy beatutiful japanese summers today

>>43996364
If your concerns come true/end up even worse than anticipated, there's a non-trivial possibility of #1000 being the last /jav/ thread, maybe ever...

But yeah I'm expecting there will be some "hurhur why u even need 1000 breads for talking about porns baka coomers". Hopefully we don't let them derail too much

>>43996341
She's actually an actress.
Minami Hamabe

>>43996191
The difference from those to yours is they're clever and funny while yours isn't.

>>43996413
...
...
then why the FUCK was she posted here then bloody basterd benchod?! just because she is a japanese adult and is in videos doesn't mean she is japanese adult video

>>43996405
It's going to be awful...

Then don't have a thread #1000 then.

>>43996413
>actually an actress
what's that supposed to mean? you think JAV actresses aren't actually capable thespians also?

>>43996451
JAV actresses are being discriminated for their presupposed lack of acting talent!

amino man here
have you motherfuckers taken your fucking TYROSINE??
I hope you remember you gotta manually replenish your dopamine stores so you can goon and not feel like an addict alright!!!!

>>43996429
>>43996451
Sorry, I'm just passionate about that and wanted to start a discussion I guess.

there is a fog lifting from my mind

it doesn't matter how much i donate

or how many streams of hers i watch

she will never see or treat me as anything more than a customer

she only logs onto discord for a few seconds in order to check her DMs (to see if anyone has bought her more stuff from her wishlist)

she then fucks off and doesn't touch discord again

she has zero interest in having conversations with anyone

it's all bite sized bits of text. one liners, trite reactions, the first ones that pop into her head, ones which she has already repeated countless times this week alone

this isn't someone who cares about building a community or making friends

she wants money

just, money

pure greed is the motivator in all of her actions

that is... disgusting.

i am becoming disgusted by her

>>43996607
What is the best JAV with a girl wearing a kimono?

>>43996325
>>43996607
kimonos/yukata are great but there are more targeted ways to jumpstart on-topic discussion, sir
for me? it's where they're having sex while the kimono/yukata is still partially on and draped seductively over/around an actress' shoulders and/or she simply lifts up the fabric for easy access

>>43996652
NTA but the kimono is usually only a small part of the overall presentation/theme
you'll get better recommendations if you also clarify what other details you like: incest, hags, reipu, gangreipu, colleagues, slut, lovey-dovey vanilla, etc

>>43996693
It's not that I want recommendations of JAV with girls wearing kimonos, I just want to know what that sir who said he's passionate about kimonos thinks is the best. For him, yukata JAV like IBW-640z are probably not the best if more formal kimonos are his passion.

>>43996597
just imagine how hard it must be for her to look at all those lines on the ground and not be able to sort them by their length
poor girl

>>43996743
Bazooka tends to have a series about onsen/oirans like mdbk-047
Also ideapocket with their old SUPD series the girls always had a nice modern oiran take scene (Rio and Nami Minami for example)
Usually if you look for onsen there's always kimonos involved. I just wish modern oiran (a more slutty look) were common too

Damn she is small
https://files.catbox.moe/1n4tlv.png

>>43996652
For me it's this one, for 1pondo 042916_289
It has Reiko Kobayakawa and Akari Asagiri, which are increidble in this one.

>>43996743
I think they're great, because they present the girls in a very elegant way, but when action start, they act depraved, and the contrast is amazing. There's a lot of layers so it's like
opening a present. And tabi socks are super hot.

>>43996825
>mdbk-047
Nice, I'll download it.
>>43996853
>1pondo 042916_289
All links I could find are dead, unfortunately because Reiko is the hottest miso hag.
>it's like opening a present
Kek, I understand what you mean.

>>43996652
Aimi did two titles that are pretty good: MRXD-001 & HBAD-392

>>43996597
>TYROSINE
That shit gave me ice pick head ache, look it up, shits scary

Pls don't hate me, but I don't like kimonos in my JAV. They are too stuffy and thick and they get everywhere. Unless its winter, the heat must be awful

>>43997095
summer and winter kimonos are different dummy

"SEXO!" is my favorite word to scream when i take a cold shower

is there any other jav actress that can match miru?

>>43996597
Code I need the code!!!!

PSA:
Never take aminos or tyrosine unless you wanna die

>>43997478
she's realy good compared to other divas at S1 but similar levels of enthusiasm arent uncommon outside of that shitty studio

Ai Kawana is my favorite goblin and I want to marry her

>>43997589
Even among the retarded one?

why do I fkn love jav so much? Its unreal?

>>43991057
also did ID it for you sirs: juq311

Jav changed after 9/11
Jav was better before, lots of genres, lots of actress without diva complex, hard workers.
Jav is dying.

>>43997843
oh really? so code me up with your best pre-9/11 JAV

>>43997589
Mine is Yayoi Mizuki, specially since she got bimbo tits but wisely decided to keep her derpy face with crooked teeth. She does amazing things to my dick

>>43997853
SVDVD-138
Year 2009
JAV was full of creativity

SIR THAT'S NSFW

>>43997886
your censorment wont be enough for them. sry sir

>>43997843
I find it a bit easy to blame everything on Yuria if you ask me.

>>43997478
miru has everything you could ever ask for

>>43997909
Maybe youre right
Even tho you cant see anything I have no doubts a janny tranny will feel ofended by the body of a biological woman and delete it.
Sad but true, 4chan has the same red.dit mods...

I adore Miru, but I'm not liking this cult is brewing lately here, specialy because some sirs are very antagonistic

>>43997958
this new tard attaching himself to miru sounds like the remutard
even the way he writes and thinks are the same

>>43997886
>2009
>Pre-9/11

>>43997968
Nah, its the minamofag with a new identity.

>>43997886
9/11 was in 2001...

>>43997970
9/11 was in 2012 you retard zoomer

>>43997968
>>43997974
implying is not a falseflagger trying to bring discord among sirsers

>>43997974
>minamofag
minamofag is one of the least antagonistic posters here (unless he is goofing around for banter)
the remutard is actually serious and i see the same behaviour in this new miruposter

>>43997982
Something crashed alright, and it sure weren't the towers. Everyone I knew lost their businesses during the Great Recession.

>>43997974
minamoposter might be the least confrontational poster here, he's just maximally autistic
the remuposter and miruposter are maximally SYSTEM'd

We have a new Mandela effect that affects JAV! I'm excited for Japan! America will be destroyed! Long love JAV!

>>43997994
>>43997998
who's in whose head???????

>>43998000
Magnum effect*

>>43998006
>head
speaking of head.... *unzips*

>FTKD-005
Happy to see Mina Kono again, but the other girl ruins the title, she looks like she has fluorescent teeth and her face looks fake as fuck

>>43997994
>new miruposter
FUCK miruchads were so based and funny, i even remember the retard who would make songs and poems for her
now this new fucker comes around and stains her image

*Mandala Effect

>>43998012
Based Magnum, he should unretire for a JAV parody about Nelson Mandela.

We Remuchads refute the false allegations instigated probably by a minamofag in disguise.
We were the first faction to deñcare a truce in the name of peace for the thread 1000.
Minamofags are in a smear campaign but we wont change our position.
Post 1000, the truce is over.

>>43997994
>>43997998
proof that there is an astral connection between sirs

>>43998031
Buddhism is /jav/'s official religion

>no trailer for ABF-015 and ABF-017
damn it

>>43997912
she's gonna crash thread #1000 with no survivors!

>>43998031
Minamo Effect

>minamofag
>minamofag
>minamofag
>minamofag
>minamofag
HHMMMM sweetie, I don't even think about you at all.

>>43998159
based

>>43998255
I like her fake tits, remind me of Mino Suzume torpedoes. I wonder if we have an stimate of how her real ones looked from her gravure period

tell me /jav/, did jav ever save your life? It dit once for me. sit down and enjoy the story, its quite enjoyable

>be esl student in highschool
>literature class, reading alice in wonderland
>overslept late to class
>my buddy radesh too
>get to class
>teacher makes fun of us, wont have to do extra work if we can answer two easy questions. 1 for me, 1 for radesh
>teacher thinks I'm stupid since bad grades (I am)
>my question from teacher: allright "sir", as you know we are reading alice in wonderland and there is this word I dont know. Can you please explain to me whats a "dandy"
>instantly think of jav and how I once looked up jav studio names
>give her the best dandy defintion there is
>she is shocked, but lets go of me
>question for radesh which he failed. had to write essay of why coming late is bad
>he wrote a poem instead
>teacher was fine with it, as she liked poems

God of all Remuchads here. Miru does nothing for me.

>>43997044
>Aimi did two titles that are pretty good: MRXD-001 & HBAD-392
Hey thanks anon, those two were great, cool recs

I chuckled at the first one when they pretty much put a flowerpot in her ass jej

i want the remufags and mirufags to eat each other alive with their smugness and needless competition

hello MINAMOsirs
would you agree that Shion Fujimoto looks like MINAMO'S evil big sister?

Sirs, I require your help. I'm looking for a scene where a teacher is tied up in the sports equipment room whilst her students use vibrators on her. After she cums a single student is left behind, later running away after she talks to him, leaving her to masturbate alone.

>>43998412
more details sir.

exact descritpion of the teacher, the students, the location. Every detail will help

like was the room dark or not? specific pieces of furniture that could help for the ID? studio would be great help. Or name of actress. Long hair? short hair? boob size? long time ago or recently?

>>43998385
That's actually a really good point, makes sense i liked her back then. I want a MINAMOGAL title now...

>>43998453
give her a break... she wasnt paying attention

>>43998432
I'm sorry sirs I don't remember much. The room was dimly lit, with the only notable piece of furniture being the bench that the teacher was laying on. I think she had short hair and medium-sized breasts. I think the scene was shot recently.

>>43998480

>>43998492
so this is the outlet calm clerk uses to withstand kana momonogi's hydrochloric acid, bile ,undigested food breath

Since clerk guy is married to Akarin in the /jav/universe, does it means that the duck is her daughter?

Damn it feels good to be a Nozchad

>>43998622
its amazing that she has a huge following in /jav/ compared to her jav career. this it not meant to be mean, I'm a big fan of her mouth myself. It shows how great of an actress she is

have a collection https://imgur.com/a/qTyBdpp

>>43998385
i can see it. like a mean corrupted version
she got some aika in her too

>>43994295
why come? because you never post source so poor sirs cant get her releases

SSIS-782

i just coomed to PFES-042
she is so underrated, bros

>>43996597
fuck you for not posting source

>>43997501
I will help your coom sir. please enjoy. I'm on a ID roll today: snis846

also make sure to check out SSNI274 which has a similar school sports setting

Its pretty obvious that the Oka Erina Autist mindbroke when she disappeared and is now creating false flag Mirubro posts to divide us.
Momobros, Mirubros, Minamobros, Remubros, Sayabros, Duckbros, autistic alien bros, and anyone else are all brothers of /jav/.
In JAV we trust.

I accidentally watched a dickgirl jav today. That shit was gross

>>43998836

>>43998851
imagine wanting to suck on it tho haha that be gay

developer tools..........

>>43997044
>MRXD-001 & HBAD-392
Does Aimi even has twitter or instagram?

>>43998357
good morning sir please redeem breast today

UMI NO!
STAY AWAY FROM THAT WITCH!

>>43999187
>yet kirara looks worse
lol, might later rofl

>>43998385
i see it

>>43999266
she is gonna suck on it, right?
she is not gonna stick things inside it, right? right??

>>43998357
where is the hag saffle sexo sir???

>>43999341
whe wasnt a real hag, more like pseudo-hag. She just graduated university and was like 26-29 years old

anri spooky story time:
>#1000 will be most likely next weekend
>all of sirs will have no time due to life
only neets and tourist will post and shit it up, wont it be like that?

>>43999516
there will be mirubros stationed around the clock, with launch code access

in my opinion, collagebro should have #1000 to celebrate how far we've come
#1001 is by far the more appropriate arena for javfu battling and more symbolic of a new era

>>43999554
sure, like they provide source here >>43987968? or here >>43983696?

>>43999570
1001 belongs to Remu, no peace truce after 1000.
The jav elders choose her as the herald of the new era.

what if this is what the hagposters wanted...... chaos while they grow their power...

>>43999649
nah they are the glue that holds us together

>>43999649
The hagchads have zero interest in these mortal squabbles. We exist outside of the SYSTEM and look upon it with sad eyes. Instead, we just want to talk about beautiful Japanese mature women. The petty one-upmanship and posturing mean very little to us.
This is why the collagebro's cause is worth supporting. It's a celebration, not some assertion of dominance

>>43999628
both are here >>43990354

>>43998851
>"accidentaly"
Sure bro, whatever you say...
You better watch out, you may "accidentaly" suck cock next

What is this tongue Technique?!

Just imagine his developer tools...

Yeah, I'm thinking its Yuki Rino tonight

>>43999705
he has the whole software dev kit......

>>43999705
taku has broken the system

I love studying the geopolitics of the /jav/ factions in between faps

This was one his best works ever.
This was young Taku at his peak.
The things he does to poor Moe...

I like partaking in the system with developer tools as part of my lifestyle.

>>43999777
what the FUCK did he mean by this
+ checked

How do I get Chinese hookers to act like Jav girls and say Kimochi, Iku, Chinpo, and other nip words?

it's fkn OVER.... this civil war will ruin /jav/... we are done...

>>43999786
>Chinpo
quick! you can use either one of these, but act fast sir... ●○〇

>>43999777
ummmm sweatie those words mean things around here .......

>>43999783
Hes gay

>>43999777
huh

me and the boys traveling to /jav/ meetup 2023

>>43999886

>>43999770
hagposter faction is literally china

>>43999901
by that logic /jav/ is asia-pacific or africa??

>>43999892
Has UCM gone too far?
Is this pic real or fake?

stupid sexy hibiki natsume

>>43998064
It is what it is.

/jav/ is breaking into different covenants vying for power. Who will prevail?

>>43997886
The flow of time itself is convoluted within /jav/