/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Should put it as "FABULOUS Witches do not necessarily exist!"

They oftenly say that 'in this world, there are many things science can't explain', right?
That's right.
It is impossible to prove perfectly everything in this world.
It is always possible to suppose a not yet known X that we did not suppose.
And nobody can deny that!
Reasoniing?
Mystery?
Aahyahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Foooliiiiiish!!
When the little boy buys a new book at the mystery library, he should ask his Mama to read it first.
And then, you should just ask to her 'is it possible for me to solve this book too?' and when Mama nodded to you, you would read.
It'd be good for you to eat only the baby food your Mama chewed for youuu, Uuhyeehyaahyaahyaahyaaaa!!

>>4398556
Crap. Now we have Rainbow Text?

>>4398588
Rainbow text means that the speaker is trolling without a doubt.

>>4398580
Oh God, I can't stop laughing.

>>4398556
Rainbow text can only be used by homosexuals.
Ergo, only Kanon, Beatrice, Jessica, Lambdadelta, Bernkastel, Erika, Dlanor, Leviathan, Kyrie, Ange, Mammon, and Rosa can use it.

>>4398619
>can only be used by homosexuals

So basically, everyone on /jp/ can use it.

>>4398580
Hahaha

>>4398640
Hell yeah, motherfucker.

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Stuck on an island
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and hear,
I'm just a rich boy, I need no hidden gold,
Because there's no such thing, no such thing, witches don't, don't exist,
Where are all the seagulls, when will all the seagulls, cry? They'll cry.
Mama just killed a goat,
Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead
Mama, you just had the gold,
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, -uuuuuu!, Didn't mean to make you mad,
If you're not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if I don't really matter...
Too late, your time is up,
Sends shivers down my spine, head is aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, -uuuuuu!, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been sewn at all
I see a little silhouetto of a witch,
Golden Land, Golden Land, will you do there with you?
Seven Stakes and Siestas, very, very fright'ning me
(It's all useless!) Chessboard thinking (It's all useless) Hempel's Raven, It's all useless Beato
It's perfecto~!
I'm just a rich boy and nobody loves me
He's just a rich boy from a rich family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Beatrice!
No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bernkastel! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bernkastel! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Uoooooo~~!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Lambdadelta, Lambdadelta) Lambdadelta, let me go
Beelzebub has a croissant which belongs to me, to me, to me
So you think you can troll me and get me to cry
So you think you can trick me and get me to sign
Oh, Beato, can't do this to me, Beato,
Just gotta deny, just gotta deny you exist.
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Without love it cannot be seen
When the seagulls cry-y~

>EP7 will introduce the green text.

I lol'd

>>4398739
>implying that Rudolf is your father

>implying witches do not exist

>>4398580
>>4398617
>>4398660
I don't get it.

>>4398788
Then you don't know one of the most epic songs ever, bro.

>>4398685
It's beautiful.

>>4398803
Find Umineko rapsody on YT, it should be there voiced.

>implying Ryukishi knows about the green text

>>4398843
>implying that he doesn't visit 2chan

>>4398843
>implying Ryukishi doesn't lurk 4chan

>>4398857

2chan has green text?

>>4398857
>>4398874
What the fuck is 2chan? It's called Futaba, you retards.

>>4398885
Just as it's not Fourchan but Yonchan.
Yeah.
I'll propably keep saying Fourchan anyway. Moot uses 'fourchan', don't bother him about it.

Beato:
Of course it's impossible to enter the room through human means! I Beatrice the Golden Witch entered through the keyhole using magic!

Battler:
>implying witches exist

>>4398885

>implying we don't already know that

>>4398900
It's only annoying when people say "four-cheng". It's "chahn", an "ah" not "eh" sound, dumbfuck Americans.

>>4399403
Who the hell pronounces "channel" as "chennel"?

>>4399544
How do you pronounce it?

>>4399554
/ˈtʃænl/

>>4399544
Ran. Freudian slip, her pedomind thinks about Chen all the time.

>>4399633
That's pretty much the same as /ˈtʃenl/ (I'm assuming that's how you'd pronounce "chennel")

>>4399608
So, basically, what you're saying is, "Red=∃, Gold=∀, but this doesn't mean anything because game master can change definition of everything. But this is what red and gold mean."

This sounds like a load bullshit to me.

In EP6, they Beato A says to Beato B "You used magic. You made gold petals appear inside his cup with magic." in gold. If definition of gold was what you claim it to be, this phrase is almost meaningless. I'll never believe that the only golden line in EP6 is meaningless.

>Episode 6. Patch v0.2

>>4399679
>I proclaim that Furudo Erika is the detective.
Congratulations, by applying red that doesn't include any statement like "this applies to all games" to other games we can disregard everything from 1-4 since Battler isn't the detective ever.

>>4399782
I think you've got your logic symbols mixed up. ∃ means "there exists" or "for some". ∀ means "for all". Because that red isn't stated to apply to all games, it means that Erika only has to be the detective in one.

>>4399782
Have a look at screen I posted in >>4399552. If red truth was NOT effective in other episodes, Battler could not have used it as proof.

>>4398556
LOVE & PEACE
And pass that pipe.