[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 488 KB, 2000x2700, patche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43952867 No.43952867 [Reply] [Original]

Patchouli

>> No.43953953

a very stinky femcel >_<

>> No.43954004
File: 575 KB, 850x1202, 143719205949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43954004

>>43952867

>> No.43955645
File: 46 KB, 241x197, 1392583121299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43955645

Eirin has diagnosed Patchouli with being a gross uncool nerd and as a treatment plan has prescribed her with a course of moderate intensity bullying to be administered by her peers at least 3 times a week. I hope everyone here does their part to help Patchouli get better.

>> No.43959985
File: 291 KB, 618x857, 1686342892436449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43959985

>>43955645
Let's all bully/help Pache-chan!

>> No.43967931
File: 561 KB, 960x1080, 1374440838875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43967931

Patche threads not lasting is making me angry

>> No.43968060

>>43967931
I don't want to hang out in threads ruined by fatfags...

>> No.43970087

>>43967931
Patche threads are too comfy and easy for post-vtumors jaypee.

>> No.43970330
File: 108 KB, 670x900, Patchu Snooze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43970330

>>43970087

>> No.43970658
File: 175 KB, 340x460, 1671284811810360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43970658

>>43968060
It's one picture

>> No.43971350
File: 330 KB, 844x952, 1687754129516142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43971350

>>43952867

>> No.43971507

>>43971350
Would Patchy perform cruel experiments on human trespassers if something terrible were to befall Koakuma?

>> No.43971715
File: 51 KB, 391x600, FLATchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43971715

Every Patchouli is perfect.

>> No.43972877
File: 1.13 MB, 1699x2427, 1658679528289273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43972877

>>43971715

>> No.43972937
File: 353 KB, 600x600, 1506601942630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43972937

Please don't interrupt Patchy's biannual bath.

>> No.43973408

>>43972937
So she only bathes twice a year?! This is why she's such a stinky femcel!

>> No.43973998

>>43973408
Imagine...

>> No.43975492
File: 452 KB, 1216x1748, 1688968464953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43975492

>>43972937
I can never remember for sure if biannual means twice a year or once every 2 years.
Esl moment

>> No.43978487
File: 349 KB, 1448x2048, 1673197505620679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43978487

I'm not having this slander, Patche bathes often and smells divine.

>> No.43978854
File: 459 KB, 850x602, Patchys_feet_are_so_CUTE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43978854

>>43978487
>I'm not having this slander, Patche bathes often and
Blatant lie
>smells divine.
Truer words have not been spoken.

>> No.43980329
File: 144 KB, 850x547, 138056464474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43980329

>>43975492
The former

>> No.43981331
File: 3.80 MB, 2201x1252, 1636389401553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43981331

All the dorks on here who bully Patche are the actual stinky NEETs

>> No.43981417

Would

>> No.43981808

>>43981331
she could be my neet wife :3

>> No.43981840
File: 1.49 MB, 3413x2658, fumo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43981840

bump

>> No.43981892

>>43981840
I wish I had a Patche Fumo ;-;

>> No.43981988

>>43981892
i do too but sadly i just took that image off google

>> No.43982194
File: 810 KB, 329x498, 1683520053771773.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43982194

>>43981331
But... But... I just took a nice, cold shower...

>> No.43982219

>>43982194
That's not what rolling up a pizza means.

>> No.43982222
File: 1.24 MB, 1276x1194, 1682988687718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43982222

>>43971715
Even this one?

>> No.43982324

>>43982222
ESPECIALLY this one.

>> No.43987443
File: 605 KB, 1200x1200, 107363187_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43987443

VOILE SMASHED and SLAMMED 100% EASTERN BULLIES

>> No.43987969
File: 86 KB, 1018x1123, FbxdYZZUEAA-lLP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43987969

>>43972937
>Taking books to watery places.
Good thing she probably has a spell for it, because thats a devil's game she's playing.

>> No.43990186
File: 573 KB, 693x981, 1425089282044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43990186

>> No.43994048
File: 469 KB, 1280x4469, 89936852_p0_Ouija_Board.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43994048

>> No.43994096
File: 40 KB, 799x600, patchy burger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43994096

>>43994048
Nyet.

>> No.43996897
File: 257 KB, 923x1258, 1364580565686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
43996897

>> No.44000613

Is she nice to humans? :(

>> No.44000675

>>44000613
to her, humans are just a fuel source for her library assistant
she'll feed you (sexually) to koakuma with no remorse

>> No.44000689

>>44000675
i just wanted to pat pat the patchy T-T

>> No.44005509
File: 423 KB, 600x600, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_mayo_mayomr29__db848fcce4d5ef9f03f436b3a5629ce8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44005509

>> No.44005552
File: 134 KB, 662x640, 1358340829452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44005552

>>44000689
>>44000613

>> No.44005568
File: 198 KB, 850x802, 157344408665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44005568

>>44005552
Thank you Patchy!

>> No.44008974
File: 21 KB, 480x283, patchyy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44008974

patchy is cute!! CUTE!!

>> No.44009039
File: 178 KB, 850x850, 1489594885557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44009039

>>44008974

>> No.44011046

>>43953953
She’s not a femcel.

>> No.44011749
File: 771 KB, 847x1171, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_mirror_xilu4__4c368d0ea856e2fff6002ff849d98970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44011749

>> No.44012647
File: 573 KB, 752x1062, majestic creature.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44012647

ぶー ぶー

>> No.44015017

>>44000675
Koakuma does not need "fuel". Of course, she will attempt to take it anyway, but so long as you do not ejaculate inside her (including in her mouth) you are perfectly safe. She is not strong enough to physically overpower you, and it's possible to bargain with her. You may be able to reach a mutually beneficial arrangement.

>> No.44018933
File: 96 KB, 692x1024, 1619917968890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44018933

>> No.44027904
File: 646 KB, 500x500, patchy cute.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44027904

>> No.44030472
File: 145 KB, 1280x631, 1afa68e6f3778718111d82f4c4a14582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44030472

>> No.44030723
File: 3.31 MB, 2894x4093, f234f38a15d6f785c22fc78c9d117bae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44030723

>> No.44031107

>>44027904
What kind of incantation is this?

>> No.44038729

>>44031107
Summon Smile.

>> No.44038781

>>44030723
PATCHOULI.... BELLY..... AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44040381
File: 1.01 MB, 900x1293, Making Meta References.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44040381

Patchy doesn't take baths because casting a cleansing spell is quicker, easier, and less risky to her books, both in terms of water damage and her being around to run off thieving rats.

>> No.44050554 [DELETED] 

>>43953953

>> No.44056655
File: 1.99 MB, 1350x1750, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_efe__7690263d7c7aebb1c20b9943ac79273c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44056655

>> No.44060909
File: 576 KB, 664x646, Patche.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44060909

>> No.44061042
File: 1.02 MB, 826x1082, little koa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
44061042

>>43954004
>>43955645
>>43967931
>>43970330
>>43971715
>>43972877
>>43975492
>>43978487
>>43978854
>>43996897
>>44005509
>>44009039
>>44011749
real sized Patchy is the ONLY Patchy, don't trust other fake copies, the only thing they want is to seduce you and then trap you in a dungeon where they will use you to feed off your sperm, don't trust big boobs and big asses guys they will lead to your demise

>> No.44063945

fatchouli

>> No.44063990

>>44061042
this, patchy has figured out to an art the exact amount of food to eat to survive and doesn't need to exceed that. extra weight would only get in the way of her studies

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action