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MATING WITH GIRLS WITH NONSTANDARD EYES

Kiki is your only maid
Right?

You WILL accept flayer correction.

>>43974481
Kiki is my maid.
Ochimura is my bodyguard
Nura is my mistress.

>>43974487
how can she correct me? my thoughts are only on her

Handlebars

>2023…I am forgotten…

>>43974501
dork gote

>mage spiders
>Their webs are immune to fire
>Their webs are coated in a strength debuffing sensitivity boosting aphrodisiac
>They can stay on the ceiling and blast you with charm spells and slight fear spells
What has mage anon done by teaching his daughters magic?!

>>43974504

>>43974514
>archmage anon gets interviewed
>he says "Not my problem"
>goes back to make more spider daughters
Oh shucks...

>>43974487
I have earbuds therefore I win, I'll never become a flayers mindfucked manwh

>>43974481
i live alone

>>43974463

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43974568
i insta lose to freckles

>>43974514
spiders can be trusted with magic

>>43974504
>>43974516
Impressive ears.

>>43974620
where can i find choco hebis?

>be hero adventurer
>capture spider villain
>tie her up
>tell her that she will now be your broodmother, and that her bloodline will serve only to create an army of heroine adventurers to defeat all evil
>confused spider noises

>>43974620
Okinawa

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that when exploring the rain forests, be very careful with what mucus toads you touch.
Just because she is small and colorful doesn't mean she isn't packing enough aphrodisiacs to make you a grunting mess in seconds.

>>43974630
>make evil daughters
>teach them the ways of man
I will make them super dom

>>43974066
>>43974007
>CRACK
>...
>BANG
>...
>CRACK
>Okay, what the fuck is that? You look out the library window to see if you can find who's letting off fireworks
>CRACK
>You wince, the sound so sharp and loud it echoes off all the school buildings
>You can't see it from here, but curiosity guides you, taking you out back behind the staircases towards the library.
>There, a group of gyaru goat girl delinuents hang out, smoking and reading porn
>Two of the girls appear to have gotten into a fight, pressing their giant breasts up against eachother menacingly while they snarl
>"Ahn?!"
>"Eh?!"
>Delinquent noises
>"Orrrrra!"
>You gape, nearly falling over, as the two take a few steps back and leap into the air, throwing their heads back, multi-coloured and very illegally coloured hair flowing in the late afternoon sun
>Their beautiful slender necks tense, veins popping out as each reaches their zenith
>CRACK~
>You clutch your ears, nearly stumbling back at the sound as the two collide, their horns smashing into one another with the force of a semi
>Pop~
>Utterly unphased, one of the nearby goats keeps scrolling her phone, bubblegum popping in the brief silence left in the wake of the calamitous collision
>You look around, wondering if any teacher will stop this, or at least take one of them to the hospital, because surely they need it.
>You spy a mino janitor looking over and wincing, shaking her head while rubbing her horns in sympathy.
>>"Ahn?!"
>"Eh?!"
>More delinquent noises, it would appear their fight wasn't over yet.
>One of the goats looks over to you, chewing gum. she grins, spying a nerd, and spreads her legs revealing her hot pink panties and puffy vulva to you
>She lifts her hands, one wrapping her slender fingers about a throbbing, pulsing cock of air, bulging out the inside of her cheek as she takes it in and swirls her tongue about it, while the other cradles a fat pair of ethereal nuts, fingers massaging them gracefully and expertly.
>You run away.

>>43974676
>gyaru goats fighting over (you)
pretty flattering, not gonna lie
would accept all the goats

>>43974701
Just be aware that if she says she has a headache, she's probably been fighting over you again, so you should love her extra good that night.

>>43974712
Sounds like hubby needs to tag in and start head butting goats

>>43974676
>try to break up the fight
>they eye you up. the gaze shifts from aggressive to predatory
>both goats start making a move on you
>soon enough they're competing in a different way
>who can kiss the longest
>whose paws feel better
>whose boobs you like more
>who can get lipstick marks further down your shift
>which one feels tighter
>and so on
>...
>thoroughly drained, they ask anon which one he liked the most
oh no, sweet sweet caprine bigamy
>

>>43974718
I would very highly not recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-bMT8BYNO8

>>43974743
do it

>>43974743
>he wouldn't do anything for his wife
just wear a helmet if you are scared, nothing says love but to head butt a goat for your wife's affection

>>43974743
if it's a tall goat you end up motorboating her

>>43974762
You're not really proving much, there's no way a goat girl would actually headbutt you. More like she'd just dodge up at the last moment and make you headbutt her chest. And then YOU'd have to explain to your wife why your face was in another woman's chest.
>>43974767
this, pretty much

>>43974481
Kiki is my maid, but Shog is my house. So the two of them clean each other thoroughly while I'm at work.

>>43974772
>And then YOU'd have to explain to your wife why your face was in another woman's chest.
>tell your wife that she challenged you
>she cant hear you from her sister's chest
im sure it will work out

>>43974749
Headbutt the gote back to assert dominance!

>>43974785
Ah, bi-goat-my, the oldest trick in the book

Bird

>>43974809
birbs

>>43974809
Ganbatte little birb.
May you grow big and thick.

>>43974463
I just want to say I'm in a slightly better mode and am laughing when I heard some recent Twitter news that a English Voice Actress was driven off Twitter because A.I. Bros used her voice with have a character she voiced sing a song. And the English VA got upset about it, threw a hissy fit and deactivated her account because of it. To which I say GOOD! And excellent! English Dub VAs get fucked! I hate English Dubs with a passion, then again any actual and authentic anime and JRPG fan hates English Dubs and English VAs, its 2023 and there are people who still consume and choose English Dubs, why? I sure as hell know if MGE became bigger with KC getting more notoriety and fame with it, there will never be an "English Dub" for an MGE animated special and only translations.

Fuck English VAs and to hell with people who even "enjoy" English Dubs and their VAs simply because of childhood nostalgia. Japanese Saiyuus on the other hand are based saints. AND, it'd be awesome if AI really did 100% replace English VAs and Dubs. But ain't ever going to happen with JP Saiyuus they're too good and precious for that.

>>43974620
Now post the angry version.

>>43974809
I hope the jub milks works out for her.

What are some overpowered monsters

>>43974869
bicorns

>>43974481
sorry dogmaid, I've already got a dogmaid (she lost a bet)

>>43974890
Uh oh! Someone's a little cranky!

>>43974894
she likes being in charge, anytime she gets in a position she deems beneath her is prime time to poke fun

>>43974890
Only a man of eldritch power could put a Hellhound in a maid dress.

>>43974514
>mage gets caught by a wurn
>his daughters summon dragon shaped amalgams of rock to hunt down men for them
>they don't cast any spells, they just manifest them through thought and will alone

I had a dream yesterday about being the only policeman of a small town/village where usually nothing happens; but one day, after the portals, a teenage-looking Lilim shows up and declares the town as hers and fies away, and then on the next day she's out and about, patrolling the main square, in full armor and with her sword out. So I approach her in civilian clothing, hands behind my back, and ask "Wow miss Lilim, that's a cool sword, can you show it off with the scabbard on please?" and she agrees, and as she sheathes her sword, I tackle and handcuff her and end up arresting her for a week for "disrupting peace" and "unlicensed carry of a deadly weapon". And since I live in the police office because can't afford a local home, the Lilim teen ends up being basically my roommate for a week, doesn't try to escape, thankfully, but she almost won a day early parole after a bet over videogames. Also she told me why she tried the takeover, because the Demon Lord didn't give her an army or a title yet like she has to her other daughters, so she thought if she conquered some land in the human realm she could impress her mom enough to get the army and her own place to be a ruler of and a title to match. In the end, after her sentence she applied to work in the police force with me, I got a raise thanks to the new hire that became my underling, and the office got refurbished with an actual bedroom, and I think there was also a line about how she "conquered my heart" or something. Wanted to post this as a greentext story but i'm bad at writing those.

>>43974968
>"I cast fist!"
>mage wurm destroys anon's hiding fort
dang...

>>43974463
ALOT of fish

>>43975011
>wurm is convinced that her pointy hat and ability to cast the rock moving spell (punching boulders) make her an intellectual equal to her husband
>mage Anon fumes while he rants to her about how she has no idea how magic works or how to truly bind the astral forces of the universe to her will
>wurm gets bored halfway through and casts breed

>>43974743
>not flipping the misbehaved goats
https://youtu.be/-jjIz-m5bpo

>>43974827
>I sure as hell know if MGE became bigger with KC getting more notoriety and fame with it, there will never be an "English Dub" for an MGE animated special and only translations.
Oh, so you're just plain stupid. The things you love aren't immune to dubs if they ever become popular enough.

>"I find your lack of faith and humility, AND your lust for beasts and demons to be. Disturbing... Let me reeducate and enlighten you back the morally righteous path."

>>43975016
That's a long tongue

>>43975048
>casts breed
how can we counter that spell?

>>43975011
>>43975048
>ho doesn't bind the astral forces of the universe to his will by punching them and channeling them through his fists
Fist casting is a legitimate school of magic.
Anon is dumdum.

>>43975075
cast get pregnant

>>43974869
fox
>mofubrain debuffs out the ass
bicorn
>exponental buffs related to harem size
echidna
>able to make crossbreeds easily
abyssals
>able to turn males into monsters

>>43975053
Wouldn’t people just fan dub it and edit the mouth movements to make it work if there was never a official dub. Shit I’m pretty sure that’s what they did with DBZ abridged.

>>43975053
>>43975097
Why must Subs-not-Dubs weebs be this vitriolic against ANY English Dub/Translation? Yes I get it! There are American VAs who're egotistical and political and support the injection of Americanism and Western-leaning Censorship into the animes and weeb content we all love. But there are still good English Dubs and good or decent English VAs who are not complete evil fucking Commie-Fornia assholes. The whole Left Ring versus Right Wing politics and Culture War that is so prominent these days is goddamn tiring becuse of both sides of the aisle just not shutting the fuck up for more than five minutes.

Can't enjoy watching or choosing English Dubs for your favorite anime or Japanese Video game without bands of vitriolic Weeabos arguing with you about it because of Le Culture War. Even though your reasons for liking an English Dub is because you recognize or like the voices of performances of the English VAs. And I will admit I know nothing of Japanese VAs (or Saiyuus as they're called), but I imagine Japanese VAs are not as squeaky clean or innocent saints as so many localization hating weebs say so. Right?

>>43975095
This feels like a list for cross mixing monsters together to get the most powerful monster ever.

>>43975075
>start to utter the incantation of blue balls
>wurm casts silence by stuffing one of her breasts into your face

>>43975075
Counter?

>>43975121
>mixing a fox, an invasive species...
>with an abyssal, the only kind of monster than can physically transform a male.
thats REALLY not a good idea, anon.

>>43975154
Naw I think it’s a perfectly good idea.

>>43975126
>casts silence by stuffing one of her breasts into your face
When will this be patched out? Bullshit ability

>>43975095
>when your echidna wife wants to play IRL Crusader Kings

PRESENTING: A pregnant desert cat.

>>43974869
Hellhound, Cheshire and Bicorn Harem.
Your body, mind and soul will not recover. Mrs Cheshire constantly playing pranks while you are inside the others, Mrs Bicorn doing her thing while you are doing the others and Mrs Hellhound encouraging you while she sits on your face while she waits for her turn again.

what is clussy like?

>>43975222
Funny

>>43975231
>*Funny Reddit memes and Ebaumsworld posts

Centaur ass?

>>43975255
>*Vine boom sound effect*

>>43975231
how funny?

>>43975202
The good end, all men should be washed away by love and pleasure from their wife/wives

>>43975261
Put your “Hotdog” in the forbidden Donut.

>>43975268
>Everytime your hips meet it's a vine boom sound effect
Zoomer clowns and chesh are my cope for being happy that the portals are not opening

>>43975261
Literally built for human dick.

>>43975261
unicorn job

>>43975016
I dont like DotA but I like their monstergirls

>>43974869
Evil mages

>>43975334
Delicious bunny milk

>>43975334
evil is stored in the breasts

>>43975363
this is why cows need to be consistently milked, all their evilness goes out the door when doted on by their husbands

Morning pancakes

>>43975112
is that an alp?

>>43975277
Sidesplitting

>>43975345
>>43975363
You fools that's how she gets you! Don't drink evil mage milk, stop fucking evil mages and becoming their pets!

tummy hurt...need milk...make better

>>43975429
I WILL drink evil milk and you can't stop me!

gimve me smart milk pleas,,,

Bogie can't make me laugh.

>>43975466
u get dum dum milk

Is Wonderland underground or is it a pocket dimension outside of the main MGE universe?
I know it’s probably been answered before but it’s a genuine question I have.

>>43975481
It's okay Mino, puzzles are hard.

>>43975481
I hope that mino doesn't struggle to get other things in holes

ded milks

>>43975505
Pretty sure it's a pocket dimension.

>>43975597
Undead don't make milk, their mammaries are dead and dry.

monster girl paladins to fight against the evil human mages

>>43975612
says you

>>43975625
Merely cosplay. Besides if Undeads lactated it would taste like a dusty old coffin, or candycorn...

>>43975625
Ice cold milk from the tap

>>43975597
fermented milk

Mouse milk

>>43975661
cheesy milk

>>43975662
Rat sex

>>43975669
Cat sexo better
Total mouse genocide

>>43975677
calm down cheshire

I will not fuck evil Monsters.
I will only lay with good Monsters.

>>43975699
I want to snuggle with a tomboy chesh but here I'm, working in an office.

>>43975742
then you get office chesh that may or may not be tomboy

>>43975763
Where did she get such a big phone?

>>43975624
>t. edgelord dhampir annoyed that her childhood friend is too busy studying for his mage school exams to play with her

>>43975753
In my daydreams maybe...

>>43975777
That's a really good idea

Fuck you cats!

>>43975832
yes

Was bored so I made a cosmology of MGE also I believe the MGE’s version of hell is below the Earth which I believe KC did say that’s where it’s at and is where Hel is located too.
https://files.catbox.moe/6jxnda.png

>>43975841
This cat is growing on me but she need to hit the gym first

>>43975872
Heaven encapsulates all! The Chief God truly is the greatest and most powerful of all gods! Praise her!

>>43975885

>>43975636
How many dusty old coffins have you tasted to know how they taste like?
What kinky shit goes on in the Vampire Mansion?

>>43975912
Perfect, now I need to hit the gym to match them.

>>43975715
>evil monster flirts with me
>tell her that I'm only into good girls
>she pivots and tells me she's good
>end up fucking her since I fixed her
>continues being evil
>laughs when confronted and tells me she is good
>good in bed
>forces me to wear the minion suit she made
Bros what do I do? I want her to be good, but any time I bring up morality she does that thing with her hips and I can't resist it.

I'm not scared of demons. The church is my sanctuary and they can't step foot inside, and even if they did old mister order priest would send them right away himself and protect the congregation. Everyone knows demons can't beat an 80 year old man with a crucifix.

>>43976025
You're going to have to knock her up. It's a scientific fact that monsters can't be evil and pregnant at the same time, and then you can take compromising pictures for blackmail purposes when she's in the fridge half-naked at two in the morning or making googoo eyes at your daughter. You have to be a little evil too, I'm sorry.

>>43975636
My good sir, allow me to educate you on the wonders of undead milk. Firstly, it is always refreshingly cold. Not quite ice cold, but the kind of cold that almost tingles your teeth, but slides down your throat like heavenly dew on a hot day. Secondly, the flavour profile. The texture is hard to describe, it's not as thick as normal milk, but I wouldn't call it 'watery' either. Nor does it lack the fatty consistency of full cream milk. Rather it seems like the excessive magic involved for undead girls to lactate, has created a sort of refinement process. But again, it's not quite thick enough to be considered concentrated. The taste of the milk is a bit lighter than most milks, but it is also faintly sweeter. Not sweet enough to off put, but certainly sweet enough to be addictive.

In short, while you could use undead milk in a variety of applications, it's not really specialised for putting in beverages or cooking with. It's more suited to pouring into something like cereal, but of course, given its qualities its best application is in skulling it. Nothing feels better than a belly full of undead milk and conversely to other milks it doesn't weigh you down. It seems almost perfectly designed to have you latch on to a milky wight's tit and do your best to drown yourself in it.

Basically, short of the tap, it's the best milk to keep in a bottle to skull late at night. It also doesn't need to be pasteurised, given the death mana is deadly to harmful microbes. As a side note, when deliberately heated, much of the magic residue in the milk denatures, this causes it to spoil very quickly, within hours. However there is a brief moment of time before that happens where the radical mana interacts with the proteins in the milk in a complicated alchemical process that thickens the milk far more than usual and renders it highly alcoholic.

It's a shot lived delicacy for the long unlived races, and it's impossible to commercialise, thus the scarcity makes it a delicacy available only to those privileged enough to have a pregnant wife, or even more prestigious yet, to have a wife who has retained her ability to lactate after numerous births.

Hi all, finished writing my hellhound work

This one is about a young man who ends up having to deliver his hellhound childhood friend her homework. The only problem is that she isn't at home, and he needs to deal with her mom and two sisters. Ngl, it gets pretty horny and has sweaty hellhound sex, if you are into that sort of degeneracy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48469915/chapters/122260510

Also I am taking requests, which I've put details for at the end note of the story.

Thanks for the support last one got.

Left in a neutral environment its coldness is also self sustaining, thus in a dark and cool environment its shelf life is infinite, much like the ones it comes from. Truly it is the best milk. But raw holst milk is also nice, though it is very different.

>>43974620
choco hebis are less to hide their jealousy
even in public

fresh LN splice

>>43976117
Does he fug the childhood friend or only her famiy?

>>43976117
No end note

>>43976162
I wonder how you fuck a girl and her mom and still have it be okay. I wonder if there are witches going around selling causality cum, that knock a girl up with your kid, so she can give birth and help her kid get with you so you can cum in them both and thus complete the cycle of causality.

>>43976174
It's in chapter 9, dummy. AO3 allows for multi-chapter works.

>>43976174
Check last chapter for the end note.

>>43976162
Just his childhood friend.

>>43976221
>>43976231
Well I'm a absolute retard. It's better if don't post my request.

>>43975763
Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu Cheshire-chan.

>Sneak up behind laggy-chan
>Hug her
>BZZZZZZZT

>>43975912

>>43976144
>marry a big mino who barely speaks a word of English
>you figure she's kind of dumb, but in a cute way so you don't hold it against her
>that evening, you find her hunched over a desk writing something down
>she lets you see the paper, and although you have no idea what it says you can tell that a lot of skill went into writing it
>she explains in her broken English that it's a letter to her parents
>she casts a spell, and the letter folds itself into an animated paper bird before flying out of the window
>you realize that she is genuinely smart and just hasn't learned the language yet

>>43976117
Good stuff, anon.

>>43976117
Naissu.

KC... where is the Renrushka artwork...

>>43976375
>Dumb dumb mino doesn’t know how to mail a letter
Mating press till she learns

>"I cast gun and bullets."
>"Parry this, Casual."

>>43976852
>"Weak, I cast heavy artillery strikes on myself"
>"Goodbye"

>>43976852
She can't comfortably ride on that, can she?

I'm going to slap a Bogey on the ass. She won't do anything about it since I'm not suffering from depression and thus don't activate her claim instincts.

>>43977075
>Turning bogey into used good
You're evil

>>43976852
And what if I do, huh? What if I perfect parry each shot, what’ll you do then?

>>43977075
Doesn't work
Being squished right now

>>43977075
This but a bogie

>>43977075
It's more important to her that you made the first move. She'll make up an excuse that she needs to take preventive measures on you.
>>43977216
Pretty naughty, she'd like that.

>>43974869
>>43974869
wurm

>>43974869
Every monster, if you win against them that because they let you win. You have no choices, you're nothing more than a puppet on strings, your "wife" have and always had total control. I hate that new addition from KC, I feel even more pathetic.

>>43977765
Poor girl, cursed with having to bear the weight of those things. The Sabbath was right about hags...

I want to play Yu GI Oh with mamonos. See how a chesh build her deck or how an Anubis optimize a Exodia deck, watching pharaoh and apophis dueling with all their heart just like in the anime with shitty but soulful deck. I could even open a shop and host tournament...

>>43977817
anubis would NOT play a shitty FTK deck like exodia...

>>43977826
Yes she will because she's an autistic dog who want to make the perfect deck for the cleanest and most unfun way to win.

>>43977826
>>43977835
she would play ishzu/tear

>>43977817
Making up rules as you go.

>>43977862
No, mamonos aren't honorless pieces of shit, they don't play tear.

>>43977890
ishzu is actually the problem half, and i dont see that as bad as swordsoul or pepe, and spyral seems even worse

I watched The Land Before Time and it made me all weepy for some reason
I need GENERATION AFTER GENERATION of dinosaurs

>>43977946
True, the meta is disgusting but it was the same 2 years ago anyway. I'm just mad because I tried to play for the regional with my ancient gear deck and got stomp by ishuzu/tears. I was full of hope, trusting in my rogue deck full of automatons but the fucking Scylla gatekeeped me real hard.

>>43977949
u sure?

>>43977949
Harpies are an evolved form of dinosaurs.

>>43978041
But they don't have fluffy ears to molest

>>43978039
I'm sure.

>>43977993
should play machina, if they cant negate you, you kinda just kick their teeth in with your 4.6k beater

>>43978064
please do not tell me you just reccomended someone play *machina* as a counter to ishizu-tear
ishizu-tear isn't even good anymore anyway, top deck is kashtira now

>all this yugioh talk
ima stick to shadowverse, it has sexier dragons

>>43978064
Machina is not ancient gear...
>>43978082
Kashtira crack opened me and disgusted me of tournament (again). Sadly no friend to play with. Portal will fix it

>>43978116
Dragon maid sexoooooooooooo better

>>43978082
hes trying to play ancient gears, if youre going to play a rogue machine deck, machina and earth machines are well enough, i mean theres always cydragon but eh, the only problem with machina has is no good link machine monsters to go into, but you have so many board breakers, you only need to worry about negates on your searchers

>>43978134
i could be persuaded

>give automaton acient gear deck
>she thinks you're commenting on her age

>>43978120
If you're disgusted by decks that beat ancient gears I'm afraid most decks will be unpalatable to you

I bet you maso-fuckers like yugioh so much becuase most decks are instant loss

>>43978063
How sure? What is your favorite dino

>>43978168
I wonder do aging automatons exist?

>>43978211
Pachy

>>43978186
I know, I played ancient gear for 4 years but I never tried to make it big with it. I used mystic mine + final countdown or dino decks for tournament. I don't like recent meta decks but I enjoy gren maju but I'm not a tournament player even if I try hard, I'm too dumb

punk rock scylla from saida

>>43977949
Where is my dunkleosteus gf.

>>43978299
I like the mask, mamonos with mask are based

My wyvern is dumb as a wurm what do?

>>43978299
I'm gonna rush on stage and proclaim my love for her! Security won't stop me!

>>43978312
Tell her that headbutts don't solve everything.

>>43978312
Don't fly her so high, she'd deprived of oxygen

>>43978312
Get some dragohaku milk and make her drink it form the tap

>>43978312
Hug?

>>43978349
Intentionally letting a monstergirl grapple you?

>>43978134
I want to visit a dragon maid cafe.

>>43978373
No, bear hug the Mamono until she's not dumb. Worked for me, chesh colleague don't prank me too often now

>>43978373
If you won't hug a lizard then the lizard will hug you. And the lizard isn't going to let you go.

>>43978384
When I was in Japan I didn't go in any maid cafe, seems too cringe. Adding dragon wouldn't change my mind. They're something malsain in those coffee shop.

>>43978048
There are owls that have kind of fake ears.

>>43978404
cat cafe, fox cafe, demon cafe
it could work

>>43977817
I wanna play MTG with mamonos. Trumparts cosplaying as humans.dec, having a creeping coin smother me with her tithe, and the wonderlanders on the table next to ours playing Commander but it's actually just tea time with some occasional card thrown in for good measure, because they got kicked out of the tea shop and the hobby store's the only place with tables that allows them now.

>>43976025
Just keep having sexo with her, cuddle her after sexo and tell her how much you love her. It'll mellow her out

>>43978459
Can you pet the maids?

>>43977148
>Anon uses dodge
>its ineffective because its fucking goddamn bullets travelling at the speed of sound
>plus anon's agility level and dexterity is abysmally low
>also the military witch's gun-broom is an automatic rapid fire weapon

Yeah, you loose as you did not outsmart bullet.

>>43978533
they're not actually maids (the cats in particular mostly just lounge around) but you can pet them

>>43974463
The least controversial and least tense and stressful diplomatic meeting between The Order and Demon Realms

i will have relations with the undead, graveyard gaurds be damned
>>43978536
MGE rules allow monster dodge bullet or parry, man who become incubus can do the same if he trained for it

>>43978547
Can I sleep in the cat pile than?

>rarely see people post about danukis anymore
Are you really going to let one faggot ruin a monstergirl you like?

>>43978600
Yes.

>>43978600
i didn't like her though

>>43978459
>fox cafe
>ancient evil 9-tails make up the entire staff
>expect a side of world domination with your cappuccino

>>43974463

>>43978312
Kiss and hug
Love dumb girls

>>43978600
I still like danukis. Hellhounds have got some of the most degenerate and disgusting fans, but we still like them, right?

>>43978404
>go to hebi cafe
>the attendant shows you to your seat. mostly futons, makes sense for the snakes i guess
>she snakes behind you to show you all the menu options
>a waiter drops by
>the hebi attendant and the hebi waiter glare daggers at each other
>weird, maybe they don't get along
>you start to say something to the waiter which upsets the attendant and she squeezes you closely to her chest
>the attendant picks the food for you (somehow she picked your favorite) and the waiter scowls and leaves
>a bit later the food is curtly dropped off
>when you reach for it the hebi restrains you again and instead begins to feed you herself
>a little patronizing but whatever, you get ready to take a bite
>but then the attendant notices the hebi chef watching you very closely
>the attendant screeches, throwing the fork away before it can reach your mouth, knocking over the table and running out of the cafe with you
i'm not really sure how this business model operates

>>43978653
Wait what did hellhound fans do? Is it futa shit? Seen more futa of them than most others monsters

>>43978661
A hebi/hebi bigamy would actually be hell the only bad end in mge

>>43978666
Off the top of my head
>Futa
>Furry
>Monsterboy
>Vore
>Inflation

>>43978666
That's probably just a function of them having more images than nearly all other monsters

>>43978404
>Don't drink the coffee. They put something in it. To make you erect. I don't even remember how long I've had this hard-on for.
quote from man in a mamono maid cafe

>>43978690
I haven't seen much of those three with the exception of futa, although the only girls I see with a lot of futa is hounds and grape snake for some fucking reason

>>43978700
i'm happy for you

>>43978700
That guy commissioning snake fucking FF characters.

If I just cast invisibility and stay completely still, the Orcs won't find me and will give up trying to hunt me down.

What happens if I sneak behind her and pull on one of her tails?

>>43978536
No, he didnt say dodge, he said parry. He meant punching the bullet to make it go back to sender. Do you even rule of cool?

>>43978714
they are known truffle hunters. your mushrom is not safe

>>43978718
>reach in
>the tails part and swallow you

>>43978718
>The second you yank It drains all your energy
>The other tails wrap around you and start level draining you
>You're being held by her tails while they cause you to have mind shattering orgasms while she casually walks home to claim her husband
Sorry anon

>>43978706
I guess I'm lucky
>>43978713
Yep that's the one

>>43978740
I'm level 0, she lost all her level too. Dumb fox

>>43978718
>1000 year curse
>status resistance down debuff
>dragged into the mofu realm
do not pull on the tails

>>43978554
>MGE rules allow video game logic

And by that logic, there should be an instance where even if you trained to have higher stats or because you became an incubus. Someone out there is still going to be stronger and higher leveled and higher stat than you. Especially if they have a bigger more powerful/high caliber gun.

>>43978622
>hey anon, you forgot your receipt
>she has you pull off an ofuda
do come again, anon

>>43978776
>forgetting about skills and the great def boosting poweer of wurm milk
lmao, lol, get fucked

>>43978776
Just use a strong power armor and bigger guns. Use implants to increase accuracy, resistance and connectivity with the armor. I even heard that they're implants who can cancel love, pain and make you immune to all charm spells but they're highly illegal. You can get all of that at level 1 making it even stronger since they can't level drain you.

>>43974463

>>43978776
It's videogame logic, not playground kindergardten powerwankery "logic" that you're trying to use.

>>43978850
>>43978864
Okay, how about make a proper guide instead of arguing with the skill issue noob? I really need a game walkthrough real bad. I cannot for the life of me get passed the level 30-40 area with getting my ass kicked by the monstergirl marines in the area.

>>43978850
homosexual deteced, imagine needing implants and stupid shit to git gud
>>43978882
drink lots of wurm milk, at certain point bullets willl just smush agasit you but you wont even get a bruise

>>43978885
Cry me a river muscle head, at least I'm still single and don't even feel sad about it thanks to my emotional implants
>>43978882
It's a DPS check, buy better gear with electric buff on them and keep a neutral side weapon for electric immune mamonos.

>>43978916
>im still single
lmao, imagine not being to fufill your one duty in life
making more of your blood, lmao. I slept with my wurm wife both sinces shes a cute old hag as well as to have many kids of my own. all your implants are coping mechinasim to fill the void you have, git gud, get laid and have kids

>>43978938
Do you have a twitter.

>>43978945
Ahah if I was bag of meat like you I would feel hurt. I will keep getting richer and see the numbers go up while you waste your wealth on mundane things. Technology is limitless unlike your muscles

>>43978938
I love this soft plush toy girl, wish i had one to cuddle instead of my pillow. Wish i had one to sleep on instead of my pillow. While we both are cuddled by the ittan-momen blanket. Is that really too much to ask for?

>>43978957
https://twitter.com/Skai_Art/status/1678403642783592450?t=6XIOuL_4TQMwghfWtCTJBw&s=19

>>43978966
Sadly, yes. Post mortem mamonos soon, nuclear slaughter

>>43978960
whats good money without a family to use it on
nothing
all you do is be dumb
just sleep with your armor suit and make more armor

>>43979000
>you played genshin
ew

>>43979064
I do need me a fat assed Ochi

>>43979025
You're weak, I'm strong.

>>43979109
Corruption erotic

Give yourself to a hag, c'mon...you know you want to.

>>43979158
Are hags desperate enough to share? I want two hags.

>>43979158
You got me.

>>43979172
can you handle 2 desperate hags?

>>43979158
Sorry, I've already given myself to lolis.

>>43979172
You can't handle two hags
>Your hag wife uses a Dopplerganger potion, she has to bring you to a flayer because you got mindbroken too hard

>>43979158
Make me!

>>43979187
>>43979194
Yes I can handle two hags. Send them over.

>>43979182
If a hag sat on my lap with her plump tush and cradled my head under her arm and rested her head on mine I'd probably crumble

>>43975763
>spiderman trilogy
close call, delete contact, burn the phone.
>>43975770
it's part of her comedie tricks.
>>43977765
still smug about them like a true bapho.

>>43979204
if you say so. the second hag will come to devour whats left of you shortly

Your shitty local drawfag is back and wants to hear your ideas for pics

>>43979255
High orc with shades skateboarding doing a christ air

>>43979255
Really cute, rip fishy
Chesh being a playful cat?

>>43979010
Snek needs to understand that one of the reason I love her so much is precisely because she doesn't have legs.

>>43979255
Angry Jinko with the call center headset shouting DO NOT REDEEM at the screen

>>43975763
Cute dress, did your boyfriend buy it for you?

>>43979255
Eros flayer!

>>43979253
lucky you, this one loves cuddles.

>>43979255
Black harpy offering the viewer an empty candy wrapper because the inside foil is shiny, and shiny means it's super cool. And she's genuinely excited to give it to you and actually thinks it's a great gift.

>>43979255
Jinko nerd showing off her tiger poster from Zoobooks™

>>43979255
Gremlin playing with a Getter Robo

>>43979158
i would romance an old tsun hag even if it means i have to act like a damn brat

Lick monster abs

>>43979337
I will. Her baby bloated belly.

>>43979337
No thanks but nice blowjob's handles, would ask her to train me

>>43974463

so why should i not sleep with monsters again?

>>43979386
That's what they all say.

>>43979288
Seconding this because it's cute, but IMO it works better with that aluminium foil that chocolate is wrapped in.

>>43979439
Nobody said you shouldn't

>>43979477
some faggots here say not to tho

>>43979484
They're monsters using reverse psychology, probably Manticores.

>>43979492
so manticores are lesbos and i should call them as such when i meet one?

>>43979439
Don't know, I use kot as a pillow since April and nothing weird happened expect for the tailjobs

>>43979502
Yeah, tell a Manticore to make out with a Vampire cause they're both turbodykes lmao

>>43979492
Imagine getting ambushed by a manticore on the portals day
I would piss myself, imagine not knowing about MGE either

>>43979515
>The manticore start crying
Well done faggot, now I will hear her complain all night at the bar. Thanks to cunt like you drinking beers after work is far less enjoyable

>>43979530
Comfort her.

>43978536
Castrate yourself, please.

>5 minutes headpatting a cu sith (no lewd)
or
>5 minutes in a boxing ring with a centaur (also no lewd)
What's your pick?

>>43979630
One of those things only ends one way. You can't resist.

Imagine the post coitus shame you'd feel after being forced to blow your load into a clown.

>>43979158
Do you have an elven hag or vampire?

>>43979563
I'm already doing that, it's really annoying and I have to drink even more to wash away my anger.

>>43979647
>try to shake off the shame
>close your eyes and cuddle her, attempting to be the big spoon
>maybe if you imagine hard enough she'll be a holst or demon
>wrap your arm around the big bogie
>grab her breast because why not
>HONK!
>start to cry inside

>>43979647
>shame
imagine feeling shame for having sex with a bogie, and not pride you managed to sleeep with a clown girl

Is it true that dragons use fake prop money and fools gold to pad out the size of their hordes? Think about it, if you put the fake stuff underneath then they can make themselves look far richer than they really are.

>>43979671
Well, it doesn't really matter what they hoard so long as they like it, right? I used to pick up cool sticks I found and brought them home. Kept them in a big pile by the door until my mom threw them all out one day.
A dragon would've let me keep my sticks...

>>43974463

>>43979702
Imagine having a dragon living in just a regular house though. Your attic, basement, and any spare room gets converted into horde space.

>Rare coin collector dragon
>Stamp collector dragon
>Baseball card collector dragon
>Beanie baby collector dragon

Fumo bogey styled after a hellhound

>>43979723
so a bogey echidna pops out fumos that grow up to bogey hybrids

>>43979746
Instead of echidna eggs they're stylized gachapon balls

>>43976117
>503 bad service
fug

>When you penis is smaller than her thumb

>>43979263
Forgot the shades but I wanted her to look at you with a smug

>>43979845
if its like that, is it live birth or is it egglaying?

>>43979869
It has been down for like four hours now. Could've picked a better time to shill my shit

>>43979902
nta but nice job

>>43979902
Yes, perfect, thank you drawanon

>>43978459
I'm with the other guy in thinking that themed cafes are embarrassing, but I'd still visit the FUCK out of a fox cafe, especially with a miko or courtesan theme. And just imagine the service at the demon cafe! Don't think you're leaving without getting upsold, but you'll be happier for it.

>>43978685
Bicorn/smoke hobo harem manager required.

>>43979255
>Every day until you like it

>>43979451
Monsters know a kiss slut when they see one and the first hit is always free.

>>43979871
>Troll wife excitedly telling her friends that your dick is almost as big as her thumb
Come to think, they'd have trouble with internal ditch itching, wouldn't they? Most of the BIG MEATY paw girls would, too.

>>43979255
raptor gf

>>43979902
Radical, dude!

>>43979966
so how do i restart her?

>>43979974
Her power switch is in her vagina. Better drag her somewhere private before you do that.

>>43979981
but shes aunties yukari computer tho...

>>43979990
So use lube, I guess?

>>43980004
wouldnt she be mad at me doing that tho...

>>43979255
Hebi learning to hang glide so she can finally get those harpy girls who tease anon.

>>43979255
an obxious monster as a fifthly cyclist

>>43974463

It’s over. Monster Girls have discovered a perfect way to restrict humans that don’t take care of their health and refuse to relax. Now humans will never be able to adventure again

>>43980007
She let you borrow her computer, why would she be mad if you have to restart it?

>>43980028
>Daji
STAY CLEAR OF THAT THING AND OPEN FIRE

imma adveture but my starting town is tallbourgh
I cant even climb up to the desk in the adventurer guild

43980028
Fuck off back to /d/

>>43980073
You sure showed him.

>>43980028
oh no haha. how horrible!
https://files.catbox.moe/8186yc.mp4

I will be a dread pilot and wage war in Eros name.

>>43980054
>Fire
>On a fox
That won't work, they're masters of fire; open water instead. Even if you lose she'll smell like wet dog, and that's a small victory.

>>43980059
Level up your climbing skill, then climb on any surface like in Daggerfall

firefox

>>43979255
>>43979288
>Black harpy confused
>chocolates are tasty and make for a great gift
>but the wrappers are soooo shiny and sparkly.....
>which would anon like more? Sweets or shinies?

>>43980137
Chocolate coins. Chocolate creeping coins.

>>43980170
There would be much licking, and biting.

>>43980170
>>43980179
>doing cunnilingus on a chocolate creeping coin makes her sweat, worried you might enjoy the taste too much and bite down

>>43980188
Come on, the same thing happens when we kiss and I only bit that one time.

>>43980188
>>43980203
She'd probably cum even harder when you put a little pressure on her clit with your teeth

>>43980170
Yum

Much wow!

>>43980246
>>43980250
Cute

>>43980250
t-thanks tiny cute bird creature

>>43980250
Look at my foil
My foil is amazing
Give it a lick
Tastes just like muffin

>>43979970
the bird or the dino

>>43980250
Gonna give her some dryer lint as thanks.

>>43980250
If I'm not married to her already, I take it as an engagement and accept.

>>43980266
Dino, are they any raptor birbs