/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's Airi.

>>43935060
it's a miruthon, not a race
her hard work and enthusiasm will pay off

What would you do if you were dating a qt in Japan, but then found out she does jav?

>>43938112
As long as she doesn't do IR I would be ok with it.

>>43938112
Sir, most of us are not right in the head so probably dl all her library and get even hornier

I've been watching Airi porn for 10 years and she's slowly getting old and wrinkly.

>>43938112
Do I, in this hypothetical scenario, possess the ability to pull another one? I'd stay with her if I couldn't.

>go on a no fap up till JUQ288 gets released
>so far 11 days without fapping
This was a fucking mistake, no fap in summer must be my most stupid idea I ever had and then Kanna Fujii releases two titles making things even more difficult

>>43938112
Best day of my life.

>>43938112
If I could 100% for sure know if she still loves me would be a deciding factor

Imagine being ok with letting rape ogre have a go with your gf. Jesus fucking christ you guys are a bunch of pathetic cucks.

>>43938244
bitch is fkn balding

>>43938295
Me on the left

>>43938112
To answer without any sarcasm
If we love each other for real and we both are a functional couple, yeah I wouldnt care about her job.

>>43938244
What type of hag is Airi now?

First scene in ABF-005 is one of her best reipus. I can't wait until they do this series with Remu.

Squintbros, i have high hopes for her. She has crazy eyes like Kanade, I hope she leaves SoD soon.

>>43938261
an admirable mission, i'm really looking forward to -288 too
that said, Kanna would be an understandable cause for relapse and failure
>two titles
3 if you include her MADOOOON!!!! entry

>>43938606
by my estimation? proto-pseudo
also, my quasi-arbitrary and semi-nonsensical prediction is that she'll retire at some point but redebut as a Madonna exclusive under a name that's also pronounced Airi Suzumura but written with slightly different Kanji

giwtwm

Remu cute

>>43939024
she wishes she had as much energy as Eeyore

>>43937135
code? please

>>43939121
>Fuka Nanasaki + vomit

Geez that was hard, NTJ-004.

>>43939121
NTJ-004 Hole Slave Caregiver Itsuki Karin

She deserved an oscar for this role.

We will never have another Karin Itsuki / Fuuka Nanasaki in this life.
Think about that for a moment...

Jav is dying.

Any update on the Kanna Fuji situation?

Have you ever seen a PRANKED title but with a rori instead of a shota?
Yeah I'm asking for rori-hag lesbo.
Pls god bless.

>>43939369
https://www.news-postseven.com/archives/20230706_1884955.html?DETAIL
she did an interview about the situation here

also i think her debut work from last year suddenly had a spike in purchases on DMM

humbly requesting your best uncensored fellatio films

>>43938112
unironically I would prefer it. Just so I can openly fuck jap whores. I could never trust a Japanese girl to have a normal marriage anyways because their shame morality system just leads to the cheating rate being out of control. Everyone in Japan cheats and lies all the time and has no internal guilt about it.

>>43938261
I know your feel sir. will only next fapping to this. I never went incel as long as waiting for this. at least my chinpo can heal haha

>>43939561
Sir, at least fap to the latest Momokino when it drops

>>43939578
we're saving for the new miru
>The Most Severe Pussy To Mouth Intercourse In Human History

>>43939609
miru is a nobody with delusions of grandeur
if she freelanced MAYBE she could crack top 25

>>43939382
TMHK-018 is my probably my favorite lesbian title ever. It has everything.

>>43939478
BT-49 and there's no room for debate.

>>43939609
this
us miruchads feasting like kings tonight

>>43939578
>>43939561
absolutely disgusting, the absolute stench of bile, hydrochloric acid and undigested food would make even the calmest of clerks eventually lose his sanity

>>43939757
june pls nobody asked your todays odor

MINAMOcake!

>>43935770
NTA but I think it's about the matured skin smell
Have you ever got a package and the cardboard box was brand new? That's the smell.

>>43938045
>>43939609
>>43939706
I love MIRU and I can't wait to see her rising.

>>43939619
God nerfed MIRU by putting her on that studio.

>>43938112
I don't like the cuck feel, so I would ask her to stop.

>>43938212
Very nice and contextualized...

>>43938638
I'm sorry but she looks VERY mayo and EXTREMELY derpy. Like, she got 1 less chromosome, you know?

>>43938800
monkecute
>>43939024
she ugly tho come at me ill fuck you up
>>43939320
i love her

>>43939420
>also i think her debut work from last year suddenly had a spike in purchases on DMM
All according to her keikaku?
KEK not only beautiful, but also smart.

>>43939561
I've been waiting for that one for ages. I don't think it's a title tho. Maybe she was just being cute for pics?

>>43939784
i don't think you understand the situation, sir
june, unlike momonogi, actually keeps her food down

>>43939792
>I don't think it's a title tho
someone explained that it's probably a title in that new ideapocket series that also has the sex dungeon theme

>>43939793
I know sir. My only (and its a very severe one) problem with it is, that she refuses to show it on camera.

why wont she just puke and vomit on cam? I dont get it?! Saya also did it and it was glorious carer

>>43939793
>>43939843
i want to see june eat kana's puke
that would be kino

>>43939792
How does it feels to know your gremlim whore is almost 90% silicon and rubber?
Remu on the other side, is a natural beauty.

I also love Fuka, at least we have that in common...

>>43939896
imagine seeing the sloppy partly digested spicy noodles and still-identifiable bubble tea pearls and mushy unidentifiable meat lumps and creamy milkshake and oily bile all spilling out over june's massive face and body while she holds her mouth open and greedily gobbles and gulps it all down like a disgusting hungry pig feasting on the stinky regurgitated morsels and remains of kana's latest instagram/twitter picture haha

>>43939921
>gremlim whore
hahah so true xD
let the waifu wars begin so we have a clean thread 1000 whitout this shitty bait -.-'

'ate miru
'ate minamo
'ate suzu
'ate remu
'ate hags
'ate june
'ate melody
'ate julia
'ate nao
'ate goblins
'ate gremlins
luv anri
luv 'itomi
luv kaho
luv tits
simple as

>>43939964
lemme guess, you american?

>>43939964
/jav/ is a JULIA general, silly billy

>>43939979
does her family really not know about it?
do they really think she can afford her lifestyle from some shitty wagie job?
has no one in her family ever looked at porn in their life?

>>43939964

>>43939990
if there's anything we've learnt about hagposters is that a bunch of them have girlfriends and don't even post on weekends

>>43939990
Literally me

>All the girls with huge boobs like kaho and hitomi are slowly retiring
>No new young girls are replacing them
I'm scared of the future

>>43940110
it's gotten to the point where even maria yumeno had to come out of her retirement home to satisfy unmet demand for obscenely large booba
https://javtrailers.com/video/bda00178

>>43939921
>>43939953
hmm yes yes is that saltyness i taste? no no it can't be, remu is too boring she got no seasoning
*sip* oh yeah it's pure cold sleeppy boring voidful empty nothiness that i taste!
so the saltyness...? is it your tears??

>>43940140
>of course the minamo poster doesnt get my piquantly spiced sarcasm
when will you learn sir? that your actions have consequences?

I'm unable to jerk off at /jav/ after I had sex for the first time in my life a year ago (I'm 32 now). I just find it so artificial and sexually unappealing after experiencing the real thing. Too bad it won't happen again but man it was amazing. Wonder what it would be like to have sex with a /jav/ actress? By sex, I mean passionate hot steamy amazonian, hand holding sex, no cameras, no crew, just two people lusting after each other with feelings involved.

>>43938244
she's aging worse than i am wtf

>>43939675
>BT-49 and there's no room for debate.
do you happen to have a link? it looks like it's an old one

>>43940150
he is being silly just as much as you
you fucks are all retarded

>>43938112
Stone the whore to death

tell me something, /jav/

have you ever become bored with someone? maybe your favorite performer?

because i am going through this at the present moment.

there is someone... important to me whom i love very much and care for, but i have also grown bored of her.

and that's the truth of the matter. i am bored of her antics. of her routine. route. repetition.

how can i overcome this?

jungian psychoanalysis asserts that schizophrenia is when the unconscious leaks into the conscious.

when the unrealized corrupts the realized

so, am i the corruptor.... or is she?

let the lads have some fun
boy will be boys

>>43940240 here
sorry for calling you retarded, i sounded kinda mean spirited, but i wanst

>>43940201
JAV only becomes unsatisfying when you try to treat it as a substitute or replacement for intimacy and emotional connection
instead, when treated as an explorative medium either more generally or in the context of self-discovery, that's when its beauty as cinema really shines.

wow this fucking cuck really bought her a $300 keyboard

so fucking cringe man

she already had a perfectly fine keyboard

she doesn't even know where her new keys are

>>43940254
Kill
>>43940352
Yourself

>>43939619
Miru has a werid face and mediocre body

>>43940482
come to the more ripe comfier side...

>>43940482
kys

>>43938112
Tell her to revive the bukkake genre.

>>43940566
she is very pale, i love it

she received gifts totaling in over $1k today... a bunch of new and expensive streaming equipment

i need a moment to reflect on this development

she didn't even realize i was the one playing with her

no wonder she doesn't give a fuck about me and barely even remembers my name

her whales have been splurging on her in secret. while i was gifting her small things she was probably laughing at me when i dm'ed her acting all proud about my meager gifts

yeah i'm pretty done with all this

this world is rotten

i pray that none of you have to endure the humiliation i have endured

human society isn't fit for someone like me.

there is heartbreak and backstabbing at every turn

i closed the game out we were playing and then closed the stream tab

i legit couldn't stand to look at her face anymore

this is it for me man. there really is no point lower than this

i have achieved maximum entropy

what a fool i've been

DUDE WEED LMAO

HAHAHAHA LOOK WHAT A DUMB PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT I WAS

"hey, *****, did you receive my $25 gift??? you did? SUGOI!!! ahahah xD"

can you imagine how hard she must have been cringing? while her giga whales were spending over 1000 dollars on her i was DMing her, pestering her over my $25 gift

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i deserve a shotgun blast to the face

one of you do it

end my fucking pathetic existence

DO IT NOW MOTHERFUCKER

RIGHT THIS SECOND. MY CELLS DON'T DESERVE THE PRIVELEGE OF MITOSIS

EVERY NANOMETER OF MY INERTIAL MASS IS A GENETIC DEFECT

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE LIKE ME WAS BORN WITH A PURPOSE IN THIS WRETCHED WORLD

THEY HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT ME BEHIND MY BACK THIS ENTIRE TIME

i thought i was special

i was pocket change to her

just a lone amoeba looking for a host to attach myself to.

i am utterly disgusted with myself. my delusion ran several layers deep

the saya anon was right. he was completely and utterly correct. everything he said turned out to be true

i was a laughing stock. just a little calf who was kept around to bolster her status.

pocket change. lint.

i closed the game i closed the stream i closed twitter ic losed discord

i ran away from it all. i can't overcome something like that. that level of humiliation is just too much


i had to take my fluoxetine just now. the panic attack was coming on strong

my heart palpitations felt like thunder

>>43940702
>>43940745
>>43940840
Many such cases.

>>43940882
Sad!

how and why did this general become his blog...

>>43940134
We truly live in awful times

>Listbro gets banned but the schizo doesn't

>>43941130
blogger is most likely ban evading

>>43938155
she's doing it by dating you

Momobros, the latest Momokino is finally out now. Are you ready to Momokum?

>>43940702
>>43940745
>>43940840
Who are you talking about? I want to make sure I don't accidentally end up simping for her in the future.

>>43941297
i can smell this picture
>>43939757

>>43940235
Post your 10-year side-by-side comparison photos asshole.

>>43940254
Just kill yourself
Do it

>>43940352
Not even outed you to the whore changed anything, she must be too dumb or to greedy.
Fucking die, commit or Ill doxx her and let her know its your fault.

where the fuck is it, mirubros?

>>43940840
You can still find redemption and salvation on Saya.
She has an amazon list and a paypay account.
Help her, help your soul to mend.
She needs to pay that fucking new apartment bro.

>>43941529
send this whore back into the vomit mines, no free shit

She fkn laugh? She think rape is funny?

MIDV-388 is amazing. Noz's fun personality pairs perfectly with inexperienced/submissive guys.

whores yearn for dick

>>43938295
I've never seen someone embody hentai old fat businessman so immaculately

Other than that it was a pretty hot rape desu.

>>43941297
>白桃はな
>white peach flower
>no peach posting
>Kana Momonogi
>where peach?
>always peach posting

no one can match the mom energy of akari aramura/niimura

>>43941707
Glad Prestige still delivers the occasional reipu kino

>>43941761
nibbas at the sides just rubbing her hands autistically lmao

>>43941041
>Feetbro disappears
>Twtichbro appears
Really makes you think

>>43941773
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch's big toe? It's a fucking nub.

I started thinking about asians in western porn vs jav and now I'm looking up the difference in asian and western makeup

really interesting stuff

>>43941796
Nigga is dis ur job?

>>43941795
tiny feet can end up like that

>>43941807
I was thinking about how you can immediately tell the difference between a western vs jav actress, even if they're asian. Of course a good number of western asian porn actresses are filipino/vietnamese which is a dead giveaway, but beyond that you've got these asian actresses going for completely different looks. (Aside from that, western studio-produced porn and JAVs also go for largely different tones, that's a whole other topic.)

Here's a thinker, if asian are getting differently made up for different markets, does that also apply to westerners between markets? Apparently not: Melody looks about the same on both sides of the pacific. (Though I guess Marika Hase didn't change much either)

Just interesting to think about while waiting for shit to download

God I hate her

>>43941895
Yeah she has a shit body and she's fucking annoying.

>post it twice in 2022
>nobody notices
>lose it in mess of folders
>find it again while looking for the cardboard box that said Made in Japan on it
>post with no comment
>this guy reposts it twice
>TO HATE ON HER
>Verification not required.
kek

i went to sleep crying after i finished my last post. slept a few hours.

i have so many thoughts in my head i'm sorry /jav/ but i just have to write them down here

my next post will be a long one

>>43942174
>my next post
please make it your last
these are subhuman-tier activities that are better shared on /adv/ or something. hell, you'd even get more (You)s over there

>>43938045
she fkn pissss
https://twitter.com/av_sensei/status/1677154338375077889

>>43942174
Dude, just kill yourself.
Please.

>>43942299
chanyota fkn ROBUST

omedetou, giga whales. omedetou. you truly embarrassed me in front of her. this was your aim from the beginning, right?

but you guys want to hear something funny? today, after she received the gifts from her amazon wishlist totaling in over $1,000, she IMMEDIATELY added a bunch of new super expensive items to her wish list.

she isn't even being coy about it. she's sucking these giga whales dry. and that is the crux of what's been churning in my head ever since i cried myself to sleep a little while ago.

you see, this girl knows her channel isn't going anywhere. her channel ISN'T GROWING. at all. she has a small audience of simps who dutifully tune in to watch her go through the motions and perform the exact same ritual every stream.

but, and this here is the important bit, she makes almost zero money from these simps who just tune in to watch and don't spend any money on her. her streaming existence is subsidized ALMOST ENTIRELY by a handful of giga whales who blow money on her like candy.

so what do you figure her true aim is when she does things like setting an ridicuolusly high sub goal, or when she adds extremely expensive items to her wishlist immediately after she was gifted a bunch of super expensive items?

she wants more, more, more.

and she expects these handful of giga whales to provide for her. she knows none of her average viewers will ever spend money on her. these things, the ludicrously high sub goal, the disgustingly expensive amazon wishlist, etc. it's basically her telling those giga whale cucks "hey cuckboy, buy me this now".

this girl has no intention of sticking around for much longer. she's wearing a persona 24/7. she NEVER reveals anything about her true self. literally nothing.

i guarantee you none of these whale cucks could tell you a single thing about who she really is. they don't know shit about her despite the massive amount of money they are burning on her.

and this is by design. because one day she will up and quit. she will leave the whole streaming bullshit behind, marry a random guy in japan and become a housewife.

poof. she'll be gone just like that. and absolutely no one will ever know anything else about her because she's kept her true self under wraps.

and that is what i truly wanted to talk about.

what will these whales do when she inevitably leaves? WHAT THE FUCK WILL YOU DO?

MOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL CRY. YOU WILL HURT. YOU WILL BURN.

you'll be left in the dust. she'll be gone, man. all that money you spent on her, all that time and attention you invested on her. FUCKING GONE.

you'll be down on the ground, covered in dust.

and you know what? i'll be right there with you. i'll be covered in dust as well. and more, i'll be laughing.

OH HOW I'LL LAUGH!

i will bask in your pain and anger. in your disappointment, in your depression.

OUT OF THE INFINITELY POSSIBLE WORLDS SUPERIMPOSED IN OUR REALITY, THERE ISN'T ONE WHERE THIS ENDS WELL FOR YOU!

NOT ONE!

you have made her the grounding stone in your life. she is your muse. and she's a succubus. she is sucking you dry. she does not care a WHIT about you.

you know what she is? she's like one of those penny stock traders, or a crypto trader. a leech who's looking for their next source of income, and when they find it they will do everything in their power to suck that source dry, future stability of the stock/coin be damned.

she wants her money, and she wants it now.

and hey, giga whales? her wishlist's been updated. you better get to ordering.

>>43941895
>>43941935
Mods disagree about her body. Apparently too hot for 4chan.

>>43942162
>I hate and love. You wonder, perhaps, why I'd do that?
>I have no idea. I just feel it. I am crucified.
Catullus, Latin poet, c. 84 - c. 54 BCE

>>43941768
Dude on the left looks like he's shooting dice kek

>>43942305
>>43942299
She could make it as a fitness idol and never needed to do porn in the first place baka.

>>43942307
bitch show her to us already or take all the pills in your medicine cabinet

>>43942323
She was already doing that on youtube

>>43942307
We stand by you cuckbro, you dont need to suffer alone.
Just tell us her name, let us help you.

>>43942315
>Mods disagree about her body
I suspect it's one of the haters being petty and specifically reporting those webms. It's like the onahole general: they post some gnarly shit but only rarely does anything ever actually get removed -- only when some bitter rogue sir from here visits them and reports a bunch of shit to sow discord as one admitted a while ago
Unless it's a particularly slow day and a mod/janny is chilling on the index rather than catalog for some reason, they're probably not even going to see what the /jav/illage is cookin' up. I doubt any of them are actually camping in these or the ona breads

>>43942344

>>43942372
kek

God i love her

>>43942344
Do not disrespect my right as a 4chan(nel) user to report egregious content as I see fit you fucking asswipe.

>>43942408
Are you announcing a report?

I finally took the Minamo pill and GOD DAMN she is cute as fuck. I busted 2 nuts today to stars-844 and I tried to get to the end but I busted at the 2 hours 30 minutes mark. Now I'm downloading her whole library because I'm a mentally ill hoarder. I won't become a Minamoposter though. This place has enough of that autism

>>43942393

>>43939420
>>43939369
What situation is that, guys?

>>43941707
code?

>>43938800
Yeah my ears are mad itchy

>>43941687
MIDV-132 is also a fun title centered around the same topic.

>>43942344
Looking at the deleted stuff from the last threads you're probably right. From fully-clothed race queen covers or AIKA goofing off with a pacifier, in a choice between following the letter or the spirit of the law the mods choose neither and are just deleting on a case by case basis.

>>43942372
Its unnecessary. There's no reason for this.

>>43942307
Twitch bro must reveal her name so other bros can be warned before its too late

man i love this place

>>43942307
How do you even fund this?

>>43942801
Daddy & Mommy bank.

>>43942801
the giga whales? at least a few of them come from rich families. the way they blow money on her and are ALWAYS available for every stream = they come from money

me? i don't give her money anymore but when i did it was money from my hard earned paychecks. i am a plebeian and have a blue collar job which is why i wasnt able to give her anywhere near the amount that her whales do.

>>43942903
Tell us who she is

It's this bitch.

>>43942945
Name?

>>43942945
her boobs dam oily

Why does Japan like 1 piece swimsuit so much? It's so fucking boring

>>43943136
It's the JK implications.

>>43943161
https://kiaraakitty.wordpress.com/

>>43942945
>>43943161
I dont believe this is the girl twitch simp is really talking about.
But IF she is, twitch simp is a total fucking idiot, this bitch is clearly a whore, a hardcore one.
Saya is a nun besides this massive whore.
Now I totally believe she bought a cock ring for her boyfriend with twitch simp's money.
What a fucking idiot twitch simp is, you really deserves to die.
For real.

>>43942945
Is that kiaraakitty? This faggot is really simping over that loser? Damn, he deserves it if it is.

all I can jerk off to this week is Mana Izumu handjobs

you guys must be pretty bored if you'd seriously think i would fall for some SEA street whore's scam

my girl's betrayal was much more subtle than that

it was molten steel, making its way through my veins, seeking the path of least resistance

it was a viral agent, laying in wait, until my serotonin reached adequate levels, at which point it activated, utterly destroying my psyche

it was the long lost friend i never had, reminiscing about adventures which never came to pass

yes, i was utterly defenseless against it. against her. she is my delilah and i am her samson.

but this, this south east asian WHORE you've posted, i would never. you insult me by assuming i would ever associate myself with trash like that.

>>43938112
ask her to help me hook up with her jav friends to even it out

>>43943303
I know you see yourself as some sort of tortured artist, but your writing style is terrible. Writing like this, elaborating your point through wasteful metaphor, and then saying the same thing again is fucking boring and trite. Please fuck off to /lit/ and be with the other retards who justify their learned misery with fake artistic passion.

>>43943353
there are some weirdly good writers on /jav/ but twitchsimp-kun definitely isn't one of them
im esl but i learn a lot of new words and cool phrasings from here kek

>>43943297
I just made the mistake of looking up what Mana looks like nowadays. What a wreck. 2008-2013 was primo

>>43943420
good on you brother!

>>43943303
Fuck off post your bitch or kill yourself

>>43943430
thank you sir! i dont like to boast but i am the pride of my village now thanks to everyone here
people think ive been attending evening classes or paying for 1 on 1 tuition or something but they dont know im just shitposting about japanese adult videos with the sirs. i guess it's a unique form of immersion learning

good morning sir

I hope is just healthy banter because I like both Minamo and Remu and would feel sad if sirs are really fighting among themselves

>>43943353
/lit/? they are a bunch of fools. they have nothing to teach me. specially not about love or betrayal or anything beyond aesthetics

that being said you seem to think i "see" "myself" as something. i wonder if that's true?

it is possible i already had some presentiment of my future. the day that i met her i could feel that she would be trouble

it wasn't something i thought of consciously. there were no uttered words of my looming demise

it was the kind of visceral malaise that only shows up right before the very worst events in your life impose themselves on you

no woman has ever made me react the way she did

the way i was vying for her attention, jockeying for a position in her community, at a time when it was all still new to me, was downright embarrassing

i followed the most stereotypical path to becoming a twitch simp, yet at no point was i ever aware of the road i was on

she had cast a spell on me

and for the first time in my life

i was in love

you will never know this joy, this pain, this ennui. you scumbag. you villain. you incel

don't flatter yourself with your jealous fantasies

>>43943494
fkn kek i don't usually care for frogs or whatever other meme templates but i wish there were more JAV-related ones like the tabuchijak

also good morning sir many blessings to your village

>>43943494
kek
>>43943476
based

>>43943494
this is disturbing. she looks a lot like my girl.

I fucking love pantyhose.
All my love for Digital Ark and Miru.

>>43943545
...........LMAO that isn't supposed to be tabuchi

>>43942945
Humid?

>>43943735
she sprayed oil on herself

a lot of titty streamers do that

>>43943494
>>43943545
>>43943690

>>43942945
>trying the prestige angle, but not getting it as good as queen remu
many such cases

>>43943494
Lmao Twitch simp cuck is kinda inmortal now, he just needs to die for real to close the circle.

>>43943853
he's canon but his infamy is for the worst possible reasons

>>43943526
You can still save your soul
Accept SAYA in your heart!!

Help her to pay her apartment!

>>43943860
Good day anons

>>43943494
damn i love shitposting on /jav/ kek

We do need to come back to JAV related postings tho, twitch simp can't be allowed to derail /jav/ too much. I want to kiss Suzume Mino

Lets talk about how aliens are infiltrating JAV to enslave us all.

>>43943910
She has a pretty face but her breasts are fucking tragic.

>>43943925
She's not an alien. She's just fucking retarded.

>>43943871
hello sir
which picture of saya do you want included in the collage to represent her healing process?

i also think i am missing some others, primarily frames from some of our classic webms.......

i still have time. i can do this!

>>43943933
She is CUTE you retard.

>>43943929
I actually got used to her torpedo fake tits, way better than other girls like Ewmi

>>43943925

this was among the first /jav/ certified memes I got from you sirs, back in 2015. Please enjoy!

>>43943929
>>43943959
she's not a bad performer either

>>43943967
whodaffuk dis is?

>>43943987
>not reverse image searching
>not looking up the filename
and most of all
>not knowing the actress
sir please.... just say you are new and that you dont know who Shoko Takahashi is. This will save us all much times

also have another classic /jav/ certified meme

>>43943940
how many pictures are in the collage so far?

>>43942303
was there anything you wanted to say about her in particular? where's your context?

also i love both but i'm really surprised she outsold Akarin in that fanza sales rankings chart for the first half of '23

>>43941130
>Listbro
i will NEVER forget what they did to my boy

her breast real?

>>43943925
truly horrific

the irony is that she probably spent her life savings on surgery to end up looking like THIS

>>43943925
she ayylmao

>>43943940
PLEASE you have to be the one to make the 1000 thread with the image collage
everyone here will ignore the other threads and go there

this is the only way

why miru can't be number 1
she's not even top 10 or top 50 despite being active
she's fkn 74th
what is she lacking

>>43942303
>>43944035
you guys can see it, right? she is maturing... NICELY

>>43944122
I don't think so, I don't mind either, if they're fake they're really well done. Same opinion as Nozomi's
Also that pic is really really nice

>>43944176
it's good to aim high but it's a tall order for miru to even break top 25
she'd be competing with much more marketable stars and exclusives, freelancers with insane output, flavor of the month recent-ish debuts... Miru isn't even in the top 5 biggest fish at S1, how can she compete? If anything, she should be strategizing 1 step at a time and aiming to be the next poster girl at S1 (with the power/popularity vacuum after Yua's departure) first before setting her sights on such lofty goals
I do like her though, she is a squirt genius

>>43944176
>social media allure
momokan and eimi got a lot of it
>general and normie appeal
hitomi and uehara got a lot of it, but miru can't explore her charisma and slutiness on her current studio to gather more fans

so basically its the fault of her agency and studio
if she hires me i can save her carrer and make her numba one!

>>43944166
Don't worry I have already consulted with the JAV deities and they have blessed me with a vision in my sleep... There will be 5 duplicate #1000 JAV threads created concurrently and janny will delete them all.

>>43944001
350ish last time I checked, it keeps growing as I randomly remember stuff I'm missing throughout the day kek
I even had a dream recently where I missed basically all the most obvious references and it was a fkn disaster haha

>>43944166
I will enter the fray! I wonder whose thread will prevail in the end, I just want to celebrate /jav/ and the sirs but I'm honestly expecting to see a thread for each JAVfu at this point

>>43944232
Miru tried super hard. She even changed her official name to the anglicized "MIRU" a few years back so that it'd be easier to find her social media and was spamming tiktok trying to make a viral hit over and over again but she never took off. I guess she just doesn't have what it takes.

look at this fkn loser lmao

>>43944232
her face in this picture specifically reminds me of a (chinese) classmate who has really bad breath
i've spent full days with her on group projects and i never saw her once drink water. she just eats spicy snacks and also had some kinda gloopy seaweed and pork soup in a high tech flask that had a built in heating/stirring element

>>43944280
i was going to make a silly post using that webm GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>43944284
>I wonder whose thread will prevail in the end
i think yours honestly
i won't make one for my javfu, i don't care about that, i just want to fkn enjoy with you guys so i will confirm the collage thread as the original and i hope the mods see it that way too
>>43944300
i found her youtube channel and she is pretty """boring"" there. if you watch Minamo's, she actually tries and its pretty fun
>I guess she just doesn't have what it takes.
yeah i agree, but i still love her
>>43944318
why are they all so monke?

>>43944373
Cool story bro but unless you're gonna post her pic then why the FUCK are you blogposting for you fucking moron?

does anyone have that picture (or webm?) of the karen kaede effigy?

>>43944376
Ibuki even eats bananas and beats her chest in every odd title, she's a cute monke

>juq288 is out
My torture has finished!
This weekend is all for Aoi Ichino and Kanna Fujii

>>43946053
PSA/FYI, Kanna's 4K MADOOOON!!!! on sukebei is fkn broken!

>>43946114
define broken?
is the famous loop error that we get every month on at least 1 title?

>it's friday
Sorry, sirs. My social life awaits me. See you guys on Monday.
Please enjoy MADOOOON!!!! today.

>>43946134
yup, loop error
i will check for another 4K version through rapidgator later, hopefully i will bring good news
Mariko Sata's 4K MADOOOON!!!! in the same drop/from same uploader had no problems

>>43946162
have a good weekend, sir
also Aoi looks insane in that release, can't wait to watch it

>>43942174
>i have so many thoughts in my head i'm sorry /jav/ but i just have to write them down here
Why must those thoughts consistently involve anything but actually commenting on JAV over whatever girl from East Asia you're simping over.
Like, a girl being Japanese and being willing to sell her body for $$$ does not necessarily make her a JAV actress, or topical in this thread.
Is this beyond your ability to comprehend or care?

>out of hard drive space again
As I look on amazon for a 6th jav hard drive after collecting over 20tbs of jav I ask myself
When does it end?

>JUQ-311
>Kanna Fuji finally gets reipued good
based
i will now fkn enjoy your semi hag
>>43946551
do you have a decent CPU?
Always encode your JAV's!

for me? in this madonna batch, it's
JUQ-312
meat urinal bros!!
JUQ-309
it took those benchods at madonna 5 months to give us some comfy Yuna Shiina wincest
ROE-140
this woman is fkn addicted to incest reipu, it's rarely wholesome with her; love it
ROE-145
more onsen kino!

>>43946053
>>43946162
>>43946188
>>43946566
>>43946690
madonna is singlehandedly piston fucking my drive space
how can one studio make so many kinos every month?

>IPZZ-061 is out
>still can't fkn enjoy because holding out for the 4K version
How long usually for the 4K version to go on sukebei or elsewhere?

>>43946690
very based
>5 months to give us some comfy Yuna Shiina wincest
if we're going by Confucian ethical standards, Yuna had JUQ-276 last month which is a mother-in-law scenario too i.e. just like her hot spring impregnation entry

as for me, it's
JUQ-288 Aoi Ichino
JUQ-309 Yuna Shiina
JUQ-322 Aya Ueha
JUQ-331 Yuka Tada
JUQ-335 Ririko Kinoshita
ACHJ-012 Maki Hojo
ROE-141 Yumi Anno
ROE-147 Kiyoka Toyosaki
ROE-148 Reiko Seo
it's a killer drop, sirs. may all your chinpos be genki. happy HAISHIN day!

>>43946566
>Kanna Fuji
please (fkn) enjoy, sir

>>43947019
i'm glad that the drought in January/February was over so quickly but keeping up with so much kino is becoming a challenge

im not much a foot fetish guy but i wouldnt mind kissing this korean woman's toes

They should first invest on skin cleaning procedures rather than botching their noses/jaws/lips.

>>43947978
post skin, asshole!!

>>43947550
pic is making me feel anxious

>>43948011
I'm not even implying all need it, but some girls go for botching their nose and jaw before even cleaning the skin on her cheeks

>>43948011
Do not disrespect me or I'll post even my asshole skin for you to study, sir.

>>43948038
based facial hygiene sir
every 2 or 3 days i use one of those face cleaning soaps and a blackhead cream on my nose. my face is less greasy and has no pimples compared to klmost if not all females at work

Moving camera VR is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not

I have forgone all pretense; I literally don't do any pretending of any sort here.
I would even argue I am my truest self when /jav/posting.

Which actresses are the best at pegging?

where the FUCK is lord pajeet chinpo???

>>43948367
maybe he'll be back in time for the #1000 celebrations

i may participate in the upcoming festivities by sharing a picture of my chinpo but with a mosaic just like in all my japenis adult videos
would that be on-topic?

What happened to Arisa Hanyuu, her tits seem smaller on some of her stuff and the most degenerate shit like NEO-654 is where she have the best looking tits, consequently all of the sources are behind paywalls.

>>43944421

>>43948425
Only if you agree to post a ruler (uncensored) beside it.

>>43948367
>>43948398
haha wouldn't it be funny if we all posted our chinpos with our favorite javs in the background to celebrate #1000. Just as a prank haha

>>43943940
She looks happy and lively in this one, crop it as you need it.

>>43948548
Imagine if you did it right now to get the ball rolling haha as a joke of course haha don't forget the ruler haha

>>43944284
I will choose the collage as the defacto 1000th.
Please include the Remu angle somewhere.
Remubros will NOT attempt to do a 1000 thread, we Remubros officially declare a truce for this epic moment of history.

As a MINAMOfficer, I will too choose the Collage thread as the original and certified one.

>>43948491
what level on the elevated jav lifestyle is this sir on?

>>43948351
Julia, but only when going after shimiken

>>43948257
good day sir tabuhi-dono


>>43948620
she finally heals. Or as Saya would say it: Saya is now a regular girl.

Scatchad present, we respect the collage effort, please include our muse Miss Maki Hojo.

>It's fkn friday
>my hdds are full
>i don't want to buy another one once again

It's time, one folder will have to go. I'm sorry sirs, hide your javus.

>>43948764
*raughs* out roud

>be like this fine sir
>say fuck it all
>buy 3* 8TB hdds
>buy 2* 20TB hdd a week later

sitting on 72TB feels so FKN great like you cant imagine

>>43948764
>>43948799
*click*

>>43948764
wait a minute, she unloaded the bullet...

i feel bad for collage supporters, they don't know what mirubros have prepared

Kinda surprise with how good those old movies HD upscale on maxjav.

Better than the old HQ 480p DMM rip.

as the democratically elected representative of the slampigbros, i will NOT be posting in a thread with a miru OP or any other actress

I've heard somesir here put out the theory that titles are just made and studios just divvy them up later. These upcoming titles (Fitch movie starring a slender Runa and an Attackers movie with fully consensual sex) seems to support that theory.

>>43942945
>>43943161
Wipe the oil from your titties bitch you look regarded.

>>43943494
Everything redeemed.

>>43947978
That's why I don't need JAV in super high resolution. I could remember almost puking after watching Game of Thrones in 8k after seeing each pore in Sean Bean's sweaty face.

>>43948367
I could remember him(?) announcing that he's back like a month ago.

i'm a mirutard AND a momobro and i will ONLY engage in the Collage thread

>>43943925
Let us not forget the ancient aliens who paved our path.

as an official representative of the AlKA fanclub, I am deligthed to announce that we will not use our power to interfere in the waifu wars by creating thread 1000

Ah, yes - the famous thought experiment illustrating game theory and exploring the constraints of rational behaviour known as the /jav/illagers' Dilemma!

>the sirs are anticipating a significant commemorative edition/thread/microcosmic conversation of their internet forum dedicated to discussing Japanese Adult Video
>there is a growing consensus to allow the collagesir to create the OP to celebrate the milestone and community culture collectively and to avoid placing the spotlight on any specific adult actress
>in doing so, sirs realize there may be an opportunity to create the OP themselves if others are no longer in a sense "competing"
>as more sirs realize this is inevitable and that the flimsy gentlemen's agreement will not be observed, everyone makes individual plans to champion their own JAVfu(s)

Evidently, /jav/illagers are not rational agents.

how do i get an AIKA gf?

>>43949053
her deeper than average voice makes my chinpo tingle in a very specific way!

It finally happened boys. Then again I suppose it's only a matter of time
>Trying out VRKM-406
>Kinda excited
>She doesn't seem very into it though
>Just very so-so
>Her tits don't look all that impressive
>Her tongue wasn't all that despite being hyped up
>Disappointed wank
>Try out KAVR-074 as a chaser after the disappointment
>The catsuit is hot
>But that's kinda about it
>Sex was so-so again
>The promo stills were better than the actual video
Finally I didn't blow buckets to VR. There's hope after all.

>>43944318
>First attacks on Nozomi
>Now attacks on Ibuki
War is in the air.
Major...../jav/ is burning up

>>43949177
don't forget the militant mirusir who recently 10x his posting efforts

my chinpo trembles with trepidation...

>>43948367
>>43948398
>>43948548
>>43948639
I know you guys are (probably) joking, but please don't do it. Jannies will delete the thread instead of the post and poster.
>>43949065
Making the thread about your JAVfu only hurts this place over all.

>be enjoying jav since 2008
>think I've seen it all
>still get suprised by jav on a regular basis like this
rofl, even lmao

>>43949087
Me after hearing her put on a goofy country accent to prevent the guy she's giving a handy to from cumming because she wants to bone.

>>43948257
The Japanese says you have three faces.

First is the face you show to the world.
Second is the face you only show to your inner circle.
Third is the face that only you see
Fourth is the face you make when you see an Indian's penis while browsing a thread about Japanese phonography. This is your truest face.

>early Masami Ichikawa
damn she was super cute, so sad she lost weight and cut her hair short
early on she reminds me of Natsuki Takeuchi, another really beatiful girl

>>43939921
code for this one?

Wow I'm really not liking this latest batch of IPZZ/FSDSS/SNIS

They're all fake tits with boring scenarios. Where are the super qt3.14 like Meguri?

>>43939921
why dont you go Fuka yourself?

I hate when girls make noises and shit, is there a genre or something where they shut the fuck up? Closest I found was the drunk tag where they pretend to be asleep.

>>43949475
nigga just mute the video are you retired?

>>43949475
Just get used to it.
There's several scenarios like hospital, NTR where lover is nearby, some library/school stuff

>>43940110
There's a new girl with big boobs. In her second kino she did the butted but she still suckin technique.

All the factions seems to have come to a consensus about letting collage bro do the #1000 but have we considered the possibility of an outsider grabbing it for his unknown javfu, in an effort to catapult her into the /jav/ pantheon?

sirs, tell me the best 30 day abstinence videos

>>43949681
>outsider

Yuna Shiina's return ruined any other slender/prim&proper hags for me; she really is a cut above the rest and mogs all other hags with a similar appearance except for maybe Maki Hojo

>>43949694
She was so heated in the abstinence part. It's great.

>>43949704
Just saying. We gotta prepare for a scenario where were all gonna be talking about Nana Maeno or something for a couple of days.

Today's noteworthy birthdays:
Akari Niimura
Boybreath
Karina Nishida

>>43949437
Momokan has real tits and her new release is kissing reipu kino. Everyone and everything else, yes.

FUCK i can't find good quality pics of June Lovejoy doing stupid silly Ahegao
anyone here has one?
I need it for a thing...

>>43949956
her Ahegao Bukkake Video^tm ahs a few good ahegao shots

This better be in that collage

>>43949956
good enough?

>>43949962
they are for the movie, i meant social media ahegao

I miss Kirara Asuka

>>43938112
I would be okay with it because I am a weebcuck and if she likes Japanese men more than me, that's okay.

>>43950110
Lmao

>>43947928
She has a beautiful arch to her foot. Her toes are shaped quite beautifully and the pink toenails are a nice touch, solid 8/10 feet. Might not be big enough to give my huge cock a footjob tho

So what happened to this hag? Did her fake tits pop so she had to retire or something? I kinda miss her.

>>43941895

I'm out the loop, how popular is she really? Is she mostly just a /jav/ meme?

>>43948620
thanks for assisting. please look forward to a diverse portfolio of Sayas

>>43948658
don't worry there are many instances of Remu, see how many you can spot

>>43948710
thank you for your vote of confidence, sir

>>43948749
of course, that should go without saying

>>43948955
my ancestors are smiling at me, sir. can you say the same?

>>43948975
meat WILL be on the menu

>>43949001
your engagement will be appreciated

>>43949053
naisu!

>>43949065
let's see what irrationality has in store for us...

>>43949681
i think there will definitely be some unexpected shenanigans. /jav/illagers are extremely smart and full of slippery schemes

>>43949968
of course, it was already included in the early draft

>>43950313

>>43947928
she's a kim?!

>>43950364
What about Momokan?

>>43950313
i like her and that is all that matters

>>43950371
dear do you have that image of nozomi but on a higher quality and without the text?

>>43939675
>TMHK-018
holy based, the first scene with the school girl tied up was great but then when the lawyer shows up shit gets wild. I remember watching this after my first nip class and somehow knowing what 弁護士 meant made me come harder, god that was more than half a decade ago now .

>>43950637
here you go, sir

Why does she stick her tongue out when she is giving a blowjob? It looks weird, and I don't think I've seen anyone else do it.

>>43950578
i have included many Momokans but if you are concerned that i missed some Momokanonically important examples, please post em as a reminder!

actually i suddenly remembered i am missing locker slam Momokan. can you post the webm if you have it?

>>43950737
it's an impressive technical innovation and adds some doujin-inspired lewdness that's visible even with the mosaic. it's pretty smart

>>43950371
Stop oppressing her sir. She's been through enough

>>43950714
thanks, dear! god bless

my nozomi mouth folder has more files in it than my nozomi jav one... what do?

>>43950761

>>43950769
can you post them all? i am worried that i am missing a few

>>43950775
thanks, that's saved me looking for it in the archive

>>43950765
jesus cristiano ronaldo her body has NO curves i love her so much

>>43950737
Serendipitously enough, the Noz
https://files.catbox.moe/abcejj.png

>>43950793
dildo blowjobs are a great visual test of fellatio technicality and prowess. there's no chemistry or reading reactions or indirect instruction and cues to rely on, just an actress and her mouth improvising.
it's like visual erotic jazz. i love watching it, shit's awesome

>>43950783
in order to not spam the thread with her mouth
https://imgur.com/a/qTyBdpp

>>43950364
You have managed to assemble an impresive yet DEADLY treacherous ALLIANCE, I hope you can mantain it as the days pass and become closer and closer and the presssure tops its weight...

i have a feeling collagebro will be betrayed

>>43950873
its literally impossible
saw any other thread that isnt his? ignore it

>>43950873
we are sirs of our word......

>>43943476
What's this from? I always see it posted but don't know from where.

>>43950898
its an ai version of this. this is the original
also check the pastebin
https://ghostbin.me/646f6a7fa7b5d
name: javbros3

>>43950835
Gotta add this one to the collection

>>43950873
Hagfags, Suzu spammers and Miruposters have not pledged their support yet...

in this one her smile is so big her mouth stretches horizontally

hagchads stand with the collage movement!
this should not be about any competition over taste. the spotlight should be placed on the sirs and /jav/ itself, celebrating its diversity

>>43950981
>tfw no Nozomi gf to give you a big toothy smile

>tfw no Nozomi Titan gf to devour you

added a few nozomouths with sources. Still missing some. Fridge resellers assemble to help out

>>43951034
There is a titan just like her in that weeb anime you guys watch.

>>43950913
>look it up
>two bros nodding at each other in agreement
>commence the reipu
I was not disappointed. Thank you.

To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand /jav/ Culture

>>43937942
>takarada monami getting BLACKED again
This time she's being bred by the big fat dude too. This is her punishment for the blackface video. Hope they force her to give birth to a black baby.

the #1000 thread will be saika kawakita. she is the queen of JAV and deserves to have the honor. i will make it happen

>>43951136
this isn't about JAV
this is about /jav/

it's sad that you don't know the difference

>>43951147
suck my ass

>>43951162
don't threaten me with a good time

>>43951162
very unsirlike behaviour
you stick out like a sore thumb, perhaps you are the twitch simpcuck trying to masquerade as a /jav/ regular and failing?

>>43951178
cutie is Renon Kanae

And thus
The secret wars have begun
Will The weak, tense alliance of oppossing parties prevail?
Or it will dissolve in chaos and destruction...
Will someone else usurp the promised throne of collagebro?
These coming days will be interesting...

June BBC film coming soon my uncle works for porn

>>43951202
call me when she does LegalPorno or Mike Adriano

>>43951202
well she is confirmed to have done stuff with japornxxx that will be out soon probably

>>43951209
that isn't confirmed to be IR though

>>43951187
>Renon Kanae
she is so underrated
never seen someone talking about her

I would be ok with Saika winning the 1000 thread bowl

>>43951215
>underrated
is she a great performer too?

>>43951207
Legalporno/pissvids/analvids are the only western (czech I guess) estudio that I actually care about.

>>43951207
>Mike Adriano
hes back?

>>43951223
yes, however being a freelancer hurts her for doing literally anything infront of a cam. its difficult to find something that you fancy in all her releases

>>43951207
>>43951225
mike fucked Melody
she loved it, it was fun

>>43951207
I'd kill for a TAP legalporno June video. A mike adriano one would be great too

Wish Nanami Matsumoto would make a BBC movie already. That fat cow-like body of hers was made for it.

>>43951207
>>43951241
mike adriano is the mentally ill coomer that made it; that man spends the first 15 minutes of every video trying to dig shit nuggets out of girls' assholes, he'd stick his finger in there then wiggle it about before sucking on his own finger as if he dipped it in some ice cream or ketchup. Absolutely disgusting

>>43951497
literally me fr (fr)

reipuchads, would you be ok with Rocco Siffredi fkn enjoying your JAVfu?

>>43951550
depending on who, yes.
somebody like rara kudo would literally die whereas yuria yoshine or chitose could enjoy it

>>43951584
>yuria yoshine
this chinlet monke semi-gorda deservers every bullying and reipu she can get she has such a dumb face i love it

>>43951599
it's not her fault her chin is so fkn recessed........