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Nope.

I prefer creating a 2D version of myself to spend time with my waifu. Much more awesome than real life.

Yes. I hate my entire family. Dysfunctional fucks.

will she be able to support me if I'm a NEET?

>>4395165
Yes. If any of my family members could find eternal happiness from my death I'd gladly bite the dust for them so i expect the same from them.

>>4395172

I-I mean..they're not THAT bad, but if I could bring Satori to life..

>>4395172
Blood is thicker than ink bro. Family before bros before hoes.

nope

How is the pic unrelated?

Okay how about this. How many random strangers would you sacrifice to bring your waifu to life?

No but I sure would sacrifice my entire family to bring dinosaurs back to life.

They are the true masters of the Earth. Too bad no one appreciates my Deinonychus soul ;_;

>>4395193

Eh. We hardly interact with each other. We don't even eat together anymore. We're just 4 people living in the same house.

I think it's been a week since I saw my parents.

>>4395201
As many as required

>>4395196
Kinzo is crazy and his kills him, you on the other hand are guaranteed success and I hope you're not crazy.

>>4395222
Everyone here is Kinzo.

>>4395222
>I hope you're not crazy.

Why? Double yandere is the best couple possible.

Sure, why not?

I remember this thread!

>>4395165
No point in doing that.
If I could mantain a stable relationship with any female I wouldn't be dreaming of waifus in the first place.

>>4395201

Masterstroke: Many of /jp/ have the same waifu. All of /jp/ will allow strangers to die in order for her to exist.

Result: All of /jp/ has killed each other, and their waifu is now 3d and alone.

>>4395189
Satori already exists, inside me. She is the personification of my subconscious, and she's been haunting my dreams for several weeks now. I can't get away from her, she's always staring into my soul, reading my dark secrets, beating me at my own game of manipulation. I don't know what my subconscious is trying to tell me, but using Satori as a means of communication is DESTROYING me! I haven't had a good nights rest in DAYS! She used to be my favorite Touhou, I couldn't get enough Satori. Now I just want her to leave me alone. To stay out of my head.

>>4395165

No, I would not

>>4395240
It's more like Highlander or Battle Royale, there can only be one.

>>4395201
Depends on how I'd have to sacrifice them.
>>4395165
Not sure, especially making my little brother die would hurt me a lot ;_;