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43898106 No.43898106 [Reply] [Original]

Do people live the Lunarians?

>> No.43899589
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>>43898106
Nope, I die them

>> No.43899684
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43899684

Yeah.

>> No.43901642

Yorihime is canonically married to her own nephew

>> No.43901649

>>43901642
Hot

>> No.43911408

>>43901642
Hey, that's me!

>> No.43911573

>>43898106
I remember there was a post saying that ZUN said that Lunar Capital society is basically China, so I guess some people do.

>> No.43911809

>>43911573
It is part of the jade emperor's court so yeah it is basically ancient china.

>> No.43911811

>>43901642
I like to think he's a shota.

>> No.43912059

>>43898106
There's no way Yorihime would ever so much as smile at an impure being of the Earth, right?

>> No.43912099

IMAGINE being the son of Watatsuki no Toyohime. Spoiled by your mother, surrounded by rabbit girls, eating peaches and playing Earth-imported video games. And then you get married to your aunt, who you still call "baa-chan", even though it makes her very angry.

>> No.43912166
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What do you guys think about the theory that Sakuya is a lunarian?

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>>43912166
Hadn't it been denied in the canon?

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>> No.43912422

>>43912166
fun fact: the opposite of brown eye color is blue eye color
2nd fun fact: the opposite of dark hair color is silver hair color

SAKUYA IS THE OPPOSITE OF US!!! (yes im a schizo)

>> No.43912504

>>43912166
Even if she is indeed Konohana Sakuyahime, it would still be unlikely for her to be a Lunarian since she'd be a kunitsukami as opposed to the Lunarians being (for the most part) the amatsukami.

>> No.43912552

>>43912504
Isn't Sagume a earth kami?
I don't think we should identify Amatsukami = lunarians

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Lunarian air force

>> No.43913702

>>43912389
Delete this pls.

>> No.43913730

>>43913658
Is that a Combine battleship by any chance?

>> No.43915554

>>43913730
It is

>> No.43915586

>>43898106
What are the chances of Yorihime not trying to kill me as soon as she sees me?

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>>43912099
More like it make her very happy.

>> No.43916156

>>43901642
Hol up, so the nephew-kun shit is canon? lmao Ellytards gonna flip.

>> No.43918103
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>>43898106
I want to sex the Lunarians.

>> No.43918499

>>43912099
This is my top fantasy scenario. I've even begun writing a blatant self insert fanfiction about this very premise. I am ashamed and hope God will show mercy at my time of reckoning.

>> No.43918701

>>43911408
That's not something to brag about, Yorihime.

>> No.43918705

>>43918499
Real life is god's self insert fanfiction i am sure he will understand.

>> No.43918957

>>43916077
Doesn't this one end with nephew-husband passing away from old age on Earth before Yorihime leaves?

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>>43918957
Most likely, it's the impression I had too. I'm not versed enough in the lore regarding the lunarians, but It's kind of strange that said nephew would just pass away after who knows how many years.
Aren't the lunarians nearly immortal? Is said nephew an half-blood?
Many questions for a 2013 porn doujin, better not think too much about this.

>> No.43919201

>>43918103
Toyo fucks male moon rabbits. You can't convince me otherwise.

>> No.43919214

>>43918705
The New Testament was really God's self insert being liked by everyone, doing everything perfectly, being persecuted by society and sacrificing himself only to not really die.
He truly is like us fr. When cute, geeky god 2hu?

>> No.43919244

>>43916077
any other piece of pornographic material adresses yori's nephew fucking? this is an urgent matter.

>> No.43919276

>>43919177
In any case, Tewi should make a more robust trap, ensnare the lunarians, and rent out their lewd bodies to village men for a hefty profit.

>> No.43919331
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When was the last time you kneeled to lunarigods?

>> No.43919439
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>>43919331
Always kneeling...

>> No.43919560

>>43919331
Toyohime's son fucks her sister

>> No.43919574

>>43919439
Why isn't there any doujin based on this scene?

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>>43919244
Kek, not to my knowledge but I barely looked.
You can check pic related in the meanwhile.
There is also https://exhentai.org/g/407339/b704dcd520/
where a young boy want to fuck yukari so hard that he develops the power to pleasure/arouse thoses he touch by sheer force of will. It also feature yorihime.
>>43919276
How evil and heartless.

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>>43920304
ah, to have an unpopular waifu. oh god, oh god, whatever have i done to deserve such an ordeal; i've jerked it to your doujin recomendation twice, thrice and done so to all yoris far and wide.
to have such a woman, so out of a mere man's grasp, makes me feel a kinship to men such as hans andersen, for i too have fallen to depths of homosexuality regarding cute boys with femenine penises - but i digress.
during my time of thirst, i've gone as far as to not only resort to the antichrist, but indulge in his spawn, by creating a chai of yo-chan back when chai was unchained.
this all to say, my anon friend, my favorite doujin is the one where yukari makes yorihime grow a penis and gets mindbroken.
might commision yori's marital deeds with nephew-kun if the wallet is willing; the body most definetally is.

>> No.43920780

>>43920304
>How evil and heartless.
They deserve it!

>> No.43921053
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>>43920722
>my favorite doujin is the one where yukari makes yorihime grow a penis and gets mindbroken.
Ah yes, the taimanin yorihime one, I remember that.
Regarding your time of thirst, I experienced something similar once, when I seemingly spend at least 2 hours completely immersed in reading anything interesting I could find on exhentai regarding the watatsuki sister. I was so engrossed that I didn't even cared that many works were not in english.
This is probably how ones feels when they truly love their waifu.
>creating a chai of yo-chan
Impressive, the only time I indulged in that stuff was when I saw a thread here on /jp/, about escaping AI rumia.
I did pic related then didn't went any further, but I do recall multiple peoples in that same thread giving very, very, serious warning about anons falling in the deep rabbit hole of spending days on end chatting with their waifu.
>>43920780
I'l take your word for it since I vaguely recall that there is a theory(?) that the lunarians are the ones who created the youkai to keep humans down.

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>>43898106
No.

>> No.43922170

>>43919177
One could assume the nephew-husband was kicked off the Moon for unrelated reasons (thus lost the amortal status of the Lunarians), and Toyohime was allowed to stay with him and provide comfort before his death, returning to the Captial afterwards.

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>>43922170
>the nephew-husband was kicked off the Moon for unrelated reasons
Would be funny to imagine if it's for related reasons:
>"You are banished on the impure world for your immoral relationships with your aunt."
>"But your lunarian highness, she's the one wh-.."
>"Silence, our justice is absolute."
Yfw you're victim blamed by onee-chan ancient china moon court to save face.

>> No.43922759
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Say something nice about better Reisen

>> No.43924035

>>43922759
Her purple hair is cute, and she's not a dumb midget like her replacement.
>Pic unrelated

>> No.43924734

>>43899684
Isn't she literally married to her sister's son?

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>>43898106
Yocchan, you WILL have sex with my son while I watch.

>> No.43926228

>>43926160
B- But, wouldn't that be incest...?

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>>43926228
>Yorihime, I REALLY need you to fuck my son please. He never leaves his room anymore, he spends all our money on earth video games and strange plushies. You are our only hope.

>> No.43926926

>>43926160
Why does she need to watch though?

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>>43926926
To make sure the lovebirds don't get any silly ideas like pulling out of course! Japan needs its first emperor after all!

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>>43924734
Dont think too hard about it and accept her invitation.
It's just training.

>> No.43928525

>>43927360
Okay, but do we really need to be naked during the training?
Surely it would be better to practice while wearing my uniform, right?

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>> No.43929693

>>43929646
Very cute image.

>> No.43929717
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43929717

Yocchan's incestuos affairs have caught up to her at last...

>> No.43929728

>>43929717
I'm gonna murder her whole fucking family

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>> No.43932813

You know who is the nephew-kun of Yorihime you are joking about, don't you?
>Ugayafukiaezu is the father of the first Japanese emperor, Jinmu

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>>43932813
>Listen to me Yorihime, you MUST have sex with your nephew and give birth to Japan's first emperor.
I mean, what would YOU do in this situation? Not fuck your nephew?

>> No.43934258

>>43928525
Yes it's an ancient tradition. Plus later you can clearly obverse your muscle from the Videos she'll be taking and come up with better ways to improve them.

>> No.43934709

>>43934258
Aaah, I see now. Lady Yorihime sure is wise.
I'm still a bit uncomfortable with how close she gets to me, though, but that surely must be because of my own weakness. I'm honored that Lady Yorihime is willing to train me despite being so unworthy of her kindness.

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I love Yocchan so much it's unreal.

>> No.43935050

>>43932813
>U gay

>> No.43935065

Cousins, nieces and nephews are fair game. The hime did nothing wrong.

>> No.43935156

>ywn be Toyohime's son and have a hot autistic swordswoman auntiewife
why live

>> No.43941723
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43941723

>be me, ugayafukiaezu no mikoto
>wake up and eat a pure breakfast of peaches, prepared by my big breasted mom
>play some pure video games, so pure filthy earthPLEBS could never pass the title screen
>go out and see my beautiful auntwife training bunniegirls
>peek under their incredibly short(and pure) skirts
>go to /jp/ and destroy Yokai and hell propaganda with pure facts and pure logic
>have sex with my beautiful auntwife
>pussy so pure earthPLEBS tiny penises would get torn off
>repeat for a thousand years
Heh, feels good not being married to an impure Yokai beast.

>> No.43941811

>>43941723
I'm sorry anon but he's dead
>Long after, Hiko-nagisa-take-u-
gaya-fuki-ahezu no Mikoto died, in the palace of the western
country, and was buried in the Misasagi on the top of Mount
Ahira in Hiuga.
>Cause of death: misuse of quote function

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>> No.43941861
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>>43941811
KEK

>> No.43941877
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>>43941811
Wait... if he's dead... who posted this?>>43941723
Are you saying someone lied online? Are all those people who are married to Yuuka lying to me?

>> No.43941902
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>>43941877
> Are all those people who are married to Yuuka lying to me
No anon, what happens is that there are 2hus posting in /jp/, they are in charge of posting the propaganda and the pro-youkai, pro-human, pro-lunarian and anti-lunarian/youkai threads, you are responding to a rabbit from the lunar capital

>> No.43941924
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>>43941902
>No anon, what happens is that there are 2hus posting in /jp/,
Yuuka making all the Yuuka threads to make herself seem more approachable and bag herself a good man! (This hasn't worked so far.)

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>>43941902
Who let the rabbits skip training to post on /jp/?!

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>>43941954
Rei'sen

>> No.43941979

According to the legend Kaguya fled the moon to be born on earth because the Lunarians were a bunch of fucking faggots.

>> No.43941999

>>43941979
>fucking faggots.
Literally? Or do you mean incest?

>> No.43942017

>>43941999
I mean they were a bunch of dickheads dressed like jerkweeds. Their idea of partying was sitting around with their fingers up their stupid asses looking like morons. Fuck the Lunarians also the Lunarians suck dick.

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>>43942017
I already saw you Junko

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>>43942017
>>43941979
Hecatia thread died and now someone comes here to shit on the pure lunarian thread.
Didn't you learn your lesson last time? MoonGODS are unstoppable!

>> No.43942220

>>43942047
Made for love.

>> No.43942231

>>43941877
Don't listen to him anon, I, Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto, am alive and posting on /jp/!
You can trust me!

>> No.43942312

>>43942231
Hmm... Let's see, tell us something that only YOU would know...

>> No.43942341

>>43942312
Yorihime is very weak to anal.

>> No.43942383
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>>43942341
KEK

>> No.43942410

>>43942231
I don't believe you, post a pic of Earth from space right now.

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>>43942410
Sure!

>> No.43942435
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>>43942428
>Filename
DOUBLEKEK

>> No.43942934

Attention all user of 4channel.org!
Recently there has been a string of lies said about my wonderful and smart wife, Princess Watatsuki no Yorihime. Know these are only wild slander perpetuated by impure parties, such as Gensokyans and Hell officials.
The pertinent moderators have been informed and the propaganda shall be dealt with swiftly.
As a reminder, I am the true Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto and I am NOT writing this under any kind of duress. My beautiful, smart, diligent, strong and sharp wife does NOT like anal, she does NOT find the idea of incestuos inbreeding "hot", she did NOT have sex with me in the shower while I was an infant, she does NOT like to walk around with a "buttplug" whatever that is.
She DOES only sex in missionary position with the lights turned off with the purpose of proceation.

Yours truly, Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto.

>> No.43942986

The above statement is highly suspect.

>> No.43943080

>>43926160
Well welcome to faggot loss

>> No.43943543

>>43942934
Blink twice if you have a katana at your throat.

>> No.43943641
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Hey all. I finished a chapter of the fic I was talking about earlier. This is the first thing I write seriously, so please be kind, thank you.

Suddenly, I am born. To do so is nothing but the highest afront to everything my people stand for. To be born, is to die. To die is to live. To live is to sin. To sin, is to be impure. Mom says I shouldn’t do that, sin I mean. She says it will lead me to things I shouldn’t do. Like great aunt.
I can see why she ended up where she ended up.
I really should stop sinning so much.
My name is Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto, but that’s a mouthful. Everyone calls me Anon, because I am a male. I think. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of men, at least I don’t see them. Most of the people I’m around are girls.
I don’t complain, girls are great to look and touch! The bunnies are like buttons which make noises when you press them, it’s fun!
The other women are great also, but they aren’t as fun in the usual way. They are prettier to look at, always prim and proper, and they smell great too! But they are always so serious, and focused, and dismissive. But that’s fun too.
My favorite is my aunt, - my other aunt - she’s so cool, all day, every day! She’s always like, ‘do this’ ‘do that’, all commanding and in control. And her hair is always flowing, and the color is pretty. She also looks great always, she has a great butt too!
It’s a shame she’s such a stick in the mud.
“Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto! I’ll assume - considering how you are so carelessly lounging - that you’ve finished all your chores,” Yorihime, my dear aunt, says whilst rudely irrupting my place of tranquil.
“Y’know, you are the only one who says my full name, you gotta use the nicknames, Yocchan!”
“That name was given to you by your mother, you should wear it with pride.”
“Well, mama calls me baby, you can do so samely.”
“You are not distracting me with your scandalous comments nor your words with wrong meaning. Finish your chores.”
“But I already finished them!”
She cocks her delicious hip to the side. “Truthfully? Show me then.”
I rise up from my lounging space. “Yeah, come here!” I usher her inside the house. “I did that exorcism thing.”
“Practice in evil spirit banishment 1. You had to expel a poltergeist from a simple vase.”
“Yeah, yeah, for sure. Over here, right this way.” I open the door to my room, luckily, I had cleaned.
“Where is the vase?” Yocchan went inside and I, naturally, shut and locked the door, to promptly get out of there.
It took about two seconds for auntie dearest to utterly obliterate the poor door, who’s only sin was being in possession of the sinner. Tragic door, much sadness.
She looked very much, as you may say, not amused. She zeroed in the open front, from which she assumed I had escaped. She didn’t run, so much as disappeared, leaving behind naught a gust of wind.
Now, my dear friend, you may ask, ‘But how do you know about the parts you weren’t in?’ Well you see, I was in, very much in. Well, I was behind the door (in power may it rest). Dear, oh so dear Yocchan, in her lunarian wisdom, did not look behind her. Mama always said I was lucky.
So now, what do I do?
Oh, I know just the way to procrastinate in the best way. Without much effort too!
Let’s go bully some cute bunnies, who are also funny!
I duck and weave my way through the main streets of the Capital, like I had done a million and two times before. It is very easy when no one acknowledges my existence on account that I’d, well, kill them.
I reach the buildings reserved for the best bun-buns. And Reisen. Reisen is not the best, she is, in fact, not even good.
However, I like her, not for her smarts, brawns, skills, looks, lucks, marksmans, or other stuffs. I like her more as how one likes an investment gone bad, sunk cost fallacy and such.
(1/?)

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>>43943641
I get to her door. It is locked. So I open the door and I am greeted by a bullet grazing my left cheek, which is my second favorite cheek, right behind my right cheek.
“Lousy shooting, my dear,” I say, not at all bothered by the attempt at my life.
The cyan haired shooter drops her gun and her whole self to the ground, kneeling. Her, not her gun. That’d be a poltergeist. “Lord Ugayafukiaezu-”
“No, no, none of that Uguyaya nonsense, you shall address me as doctor, or you shall not address me at all.”
“Hum, but Lor- Doctor, you ordered me to call you Lord…”
“Well, I am now ordering you to call me doctor. So call me doctor.”
“Doctor-”
“Doctor.”
“… doctor?”
“Yes, doctor.”
“…”
“…”
“Doctor.”
“Doctor.”
“Doctor, what brings your absolute godliness to this servant’s humble abode?”
“You see my dear, I am in a hairy hare situation.”
“A hairy hare, doctor?”
“Yes, I am the tortoise, auntie dearest is the hare, and you are the goal.”
“I do not understand, doctor.”
“But you see, cute bunny, I do not intend for you to understand. The only knowledge you must hold is this.” I lower myself to the lower, and whisper lowly. “I. Am. Bored.”
The bunny responds with a lopsided smile, red heat adorning her cheeks. “Of course, my lord. What am I if not a servant.”
“Then rise, my dear. And go onwards to your goal, hare.” She quickly raced to the door on the end of the hallway. I, on the contrary, took it very slowly. Tortoise and such.
So very slow, in fact, that I take time to peruse her living quarters, the stark white walls, the ajar cabinets, the packs of instant food- and I got bored of perusing. One thought appears on my head, We oughta pay them more. No, they oughta work harder!
I reach the bathroom, now why that room? It is right next to the bedroom, hare waiting. I press the side of my head to the left wall and listen to the pitter patter of the very nervous bunny. Patters turned into whines.
Whines turn to: “Wait… wasn’t I the goal? He never makes sense.”
I make my move.
“Did I keep you expecting?” I burst open the door, gently (comparatively).
“Doctor!” Reisen whips her head so rapidly it almost makes me fear for her neck’s health. “Of course not! Your time is most important compared to this humble servants”
“Even so, galavanting around whilst an appointment is had is disrespectful, even for a God.”
“And what were you doing, Doctor?”
“Gallivanting around. You see, my dear, respect from me to you is irrelevant, right?”
“Of course!” Reisen nods her head most excited.
“But is that true the other way?”
Reisen grows paler. “Doctor! I would never give you anything but the utmost respect and reverence.”
“So you claim, however, you’ve disrespected once already this lovely evening.” Reisen looks outside and almost points out how it wasn’t evening, but knows better.
She grows paler still, choosing to remain silent. Quite smart on her part.
“You might remember how I am to be referred.”
“Doctor.”
“Doctor, yes. But you’ve disobeyed.”
Paler ever so.
“You have called me lord. Called me lord in spite of my direct orders.” A wicked smile grows on my features.
Reisen does not get paler, she regains color and mirrors a smile, if lopsided. “Doctor, how clumsy of this dumb bunny!”
You see my friend, I may appear as a snobbish prince, that’s fair, warranted even. Even I understand such an absurd request was to be expected to fail. I know.
She does as well. “Please, have mercy upon this dumb, useless bunny, who can’t even follow a simple order,” she pleaded, barely containing her ever growing excitement.
“Hum, I wonder which punishment befits the crime,” I pace while faux-pondering. “Ten whippings?” I graze her left shoulder with the back of my hand. “Harsh labor?” I walk to her other side and get up close to her ear. “Should I make an example?”
“What? My lord-” Reisen snapped out of her stupor at the scandalous suggestion.
“Lord?” I raise a single eyebrow.
“Doctor, I– you can’t do that!”
I remain silent, letting her grow pale once again.
“I– I misspoke–”
“You are half right, my dear,” I walk away from her and keep talking whilst my back is turned. “I CAN do that. I can do any desire I may have. However,” I turn my head to give her a side glance, “I’d never do that. Do you know why?”
Reisen looked to the mattress, looking for an answer, then, as if illuminated by a God, “Because I am yours alone,” said with glee.
“Yes, you’ve got it.” I do not approach, I appear in front of her, she doesn’t flinch. “And this impurity and sin is to be witnessed to one such as myself only. Why only I could bear it.”
“Truly, you are doing me a favor! How magnanimous of The Doctor!”
“How much excitement, how much eagerness, for what?” (2/?)

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I appear behind her, holding her shoulder and whispering in her ear. “For sin.”
I roam my hand ever so slowly,caressing the back of her neck, wrapping my hand around it; she feels a tingle at just how big my hand is, to be able to wrap her delicate neck. Moving on to her shoulder, yet again moving my hand in lazy motions, further into her forearm, but why? Well, my friend, so I can feel her skin grow ever more excited. I go against the pattern and move up to her still-clothed modest breast, I squeeze on irregular intervals while closing my eyes, as in thought. “Hm, how peculiar,” I say.
“What - ah - is it Doctor?” Reisen snaps out of her own stupor momentarily.
“In spite of how much kneading I’ve done, these mounds do not appear to enlarge one bit.” I raise my second hand up to my chin and knead that as well(it also doesn’t grow, sadly.) “Perhaps yeast will do the trick.”
Reisen looks back at me in concern. “D-doctor-!” I plug her mouth with two pondering fingers and move her head back in front. As a reflex almost, she licks and suckles on them.
“Hm, such an investment I have made, and yet, your chest is just as barren as the day I met them.” I think to the more endowed women of the capital, why mother’s bosom, auntie’s hips and more! Lunarian women are superior in every way, but I already knew that. Truly, it’s my fault for even comparing the two, a foolishness such as comparing a piece of crap to grade a manure.
“Hmm~” escapes her mouth as I pinch her nipple in slight frustration.
As I roll my fingers and she worships its brothers with her mouth, I can’t help but sigh. “Why do I have to be so kind? To accept a chest, no matter how disappointing, it’s the mark of a weak ruler. A ruler of any kind should make it mandatory for women to have big breasts! But alas…” I roughly grab a handful of her ‘modest’ breast. “I am far too kind.”
Reisen becomes desperate with her mouth. “I’m sowwyyy.” Despair is not the correct word, excitement is more correct. She licks my fingers as if they were the most delicious candy, making vulgar noises.
Why are they like this? The more degraded they are treated, the happier they become. Is it genetic? Learnt behavior? Or was it just meant to be? To serve under Lunarians appears to be a bunny’s main desire. Why, I would bet that even if one were to escape her bondage, she’d look for the nearest Lunarian master to serve!
But enough thinking, enough foreforeplay, time for foreplay!
I remove my hand from her rough-handled chest and quickly move it to her nether regions. Without waiting, I shove two fingers into her soaked entrance - her rabbit hole, if you will. Her whorish self accepts with no issue the sudden intrusion.
Well, her body does at least, she yelps in surprise and does so again after I begin pumping in and out quickly.
She sucks, licks and kisses my fingers like a maddened woman, letting out cute muffled moans. Her walls feel pleasantly tight and warm on my fingers, good since it was cold today!
She looks to have gotten somewhat used to the jackhammering technique by now… time to surprise her again!
I stop my fingers inside her all of a sudden. She whines and moves her hips, so desperate for stimulation the thought of offending me by doing something without my permission never crosses her mind. This lust-drunk defiance, although - well - defiant, is endearing in its own way, so I let it slide.
Left, right, she moves her hips in a somewhat hypnotic fashion. She is so focused, she even went as far to neglect my other, poor, fingers on her mouth. Now that’s a tad too far in my book, why is she even so naughty?
“Come on,” she says. “I’m so close…”
Oh. That’s why.
“You think I don’t know that, my dear?” I say, snapping her out of her stupor like a bucket of cold water. “To have food in front of you while starving, and yet refuse to eat unless given permission is a sign of loyalty. This was a test, which you have failed.” She is still. “You desire an orgasm, but that would be a reward, something you clearly don’t deserve.”
Her hands which were diligently glued to her sides slowly rise and grasp my wrist, she pulls out my fingers from her mouth. Great, now they feel cold.
She gently turns to look at me without my permission.
“Please Master,” she says, ignoring how I wish to be addressed. “Master, I - NEED - to be bred, I beg you…” Her side profile gives an air of sultry, with her rose tinted cheeks, half-lidded eyes screaming for sex, and her lips with a saliva trail to my forgotten fingers. Not only her eyes, her whole body screams, begs for sex - no - to rut like animals.
This… damn rabbit has not only disobeyed my command to stand still! Not only addressed not as doctor! Not only has she LOOKED at ME out of turn!
This fucking rabbit has aroused me.
(3/?)

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>>43943662
This… inferior being has managed to make me lose composure. Oh, if mother could see me now or Lord forbid father! He would laugh himself hoarse.
My face blisters with rage and indignation, and yet this… this bitch keeps looking with the same whore face. How could this be?
I try to clear my head, but the uncomfort on my groin and her face calls me.
I smell… something…
That’s it! That must be it! She has somehow slipped some kind of aphrodisiac in the air! That’s why I lost it, and who could blame me? Chemical reactions are not my fault. Or, or! Last Reisen had maddening sight, this one must have maddening scent!
It’s not my fault when I take out my finger from her cunt.
It ‘s not my fault I throw her to the floor. Besides, she looked prepared, as she landed on all fours presenting!
It’s not my fault I rip her panties to shreds. Her fluids drip to the floor shamelessly.
It’s not my fault I take my hardened member and line it up to her entrance.
It’s- what am I doing?
I stop myself, mere inches to committing something truly debasing-
She looks back with a smile on her whore face. Left, right, she moves her hips in a hypnotic fashion.
It’s not my fault.
“It’s not my fault,” I say as I sheath myself in one swift motion.
She lets out a shameful, guttural moan, as a hunger she felt was suddenly satisfied. I bite back the grunt, sneakily trying to escape me.
I stop for a second, feeling the amazing warmth, tight and moist hole I had now been inserted into. Somewhat stunned, I think back to all the times I had teased this very place in the past with my fingers. I believed I had an idea how it would feel if the tease of sin was to go all the way. Suffice to say, I was dead wrong.
I am brought back to reality by movement. She is moving her hips, fucking herself on me. Now she intends to use me as… as a meat dildo?!
I must punish! Yeah, a punishment!
I grab her hips and prepare myself. She giggles, truly unaware this is punishment and nothing more.
Without giving her time to prepare, I drive myself into her with all my might. The sudden fucking makes her give a shrill moan and I feel her walls contracting. That must be the orgasm she was talking about earlier.
If she thinks we are done I have some bad news.
I keep going, in and out, roughly messing up her insides while she makes incoherent noises, and Lord how I wish I had positioned ourselves in front of a mirror so I could see her whore face contort.
Vulgar noises of wet flesh slapping together fill the room as that smell steadily grows. Her fluids splash against my crotch and dirty me, but I am not bothered, I smile, thinking how I’ll make her clean it with her tongue.
“Harder!” she demands. “Harder!” she DEMANDS!
She demands of me! Has she learnt nothing? Well, I wasn’t even trying hard, if anything, I should commend her own hardiness.
I laugh. “You’ve asked for it!” I take one hand off her hip and put it on her face, smushing her against the ground and her own saliva. I then put one foot on the ground while the other stays kneeling and I take a deep breath.
I look at her face. She is manic, truly lost in her lust.
And I am lost in my own eros. Dancing with sin has dangers, this I knew, and yet I foolishly thought myself strong. It’s a mistake therefore.
Not my fault.
I don’t drive, I ATTACK her insides with all my godly might, going as deep as I can. Each powerful thrust elicits a moan from the both of us as I give rough kisses to her cervix, which I could swear was almost kissing back, as it appeared hesitant to let go of the head.
Her insides tighten once more, a second orgasm coursing through her and making her scream. I don’t slow down a second, and just keep reshaping her wet, sloppy cunt in the form of my dick.
Such a vulgar scene! Such a show of impurity! Sounds as proof of this; everyone in the building already knows what’s happening, but it doesn’t matter to me right now.
I spank her ass, and find the way the jiggle combined with her already jiggling behind as I fuck her to be funny looking. So I give her a couple more for good measure. She clearly enjoys it if her moans are anything to go by.
I rough and hit and mess the entrance to her unprotected baby maker over and over again. This is not sex, as I look into her crazed eyes, it’s not what she intended either. This is mating, pure animal rutting.
And like a fucking animal, I go feral on her. I can feel my own climax approaching, but I use all the willpower I saved from not doing my chores to hold it back.
I must not lose!
(4/?)

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>>43943674
I spank her ass three more times, but she doesn’t seem close yet…
Seeing defeat around the corner, I move my hand to her front and place it on the upper of her entrance. Ah, that magic button that makes women go crazy, out of all the garbage father taught me, this one is actually useful… I must find it first… I have found it! The clirotis!
I begin just kinda pressing on it - I wish I had actually paid attention now. Reisen gives a surprised moan and then laughs somewhat creepily. “You have found something reaaaally dangerous Master~”
Weird.
Anyway, I keep playing with it and her moans go up another octave it seems. Good, since it has become painful to keep holding on.
But I must, I can’t lose to a simple rabbit.
I think of war, of horrible things to delay the inevitable, but there is only so much one can distract oneself when the proof of reality is moaning loudly, slapping against you and you can feel your cock bulging through her stomach.
“Yes! YES!!! HAHAHA!!!” she says. “MASTER! MASTER!” Her walls begin to contract and I damn near fainted when I too released.
Reasonable thought abandoned long ago, I drive myself as deep as possible and let loose the biggest load I had ever done in my life, flooding her insides of semen. She closes her eyes and enjoys the sensation of being inseminated. A spark of reason has me praying it’s only a sensation.
I sigh, releasing two more strings of creamy cum inside her and I, at last, feel relieved.
I won-
She pushes me to the ground as I am distracted and I end up back on the floor. Reisen with amazing speed and dexterity impales herself on my quickly softening cock before it turns truly limp.
Confused, I babble, but I shut up as she puts her hands on my shoulder and moves her hip, torturing my poor penis. “Ma~ster,” she says in a singsong voice. Her gentle rocking hips still hurt, as I just came. “Ma~ster, I lo~ve you.” Before I can voice my confusion she assaults me with a kiss.
Such a crime! To assault a member of royalty like that! She should be hung, tortured!
But I find myself kissing back.
She breaks the kiss and looks at me with truly insane eyes. “I need more Master~”
“R-Reisen”, I stutter, “I’m gonna need a minute-”
The barrel of a gun points at my face. Welp, the bun-bun has a gun-gun somehow. “That won’t do Ma~ster. It’s your own fault~ one must never touch a rabbit’s secret button, stupid Master~” she giggles innocently. “Master tries to make everyone believe he’s so smart, but he’s just a lazy bum who says nonsense to confuse people. And every~one knows it.” Now, that’s hurtful. “I bet you are here hiding from Princess Yorihime after blowing out your studies, am I right? Am right~”
I try to save face. “Maybe.”
Reisen giggles again. “I kne~w it. You made me call you Doctor to make yourself feel smart~ oh Master.” She takes the safety off. “Ma~ster, you have 5 seconds to get hard again or I sho~ot. Don’t worry, you won’t die.”
It would be painful.
Five seconds later, no one heard a gunshot. They did, however, hear something else all night long.
(5/5)

>> No.43943698
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>>43943641
>>43943658
>>43943662
>>43943674
>>43943681
DONE. Agh, how embarrassing!
I hope the themes of domination lost and how the MC is putting on an act at the beginning came through...
I changed the way he narrates halfway to show his whimsical demeanor was just an act, I hope I did it well enough...
What do you guys think? How can I improve?

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I WANT TO HAVE SEXXXX WITH YOCCHAN'S FEET AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I DON'T!!!!!!

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>>43944306
Just imagine being smothered by Lunarian princess feet.

>> No.43944767

>>43944592
Jesus...

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Imagine getting tricked by your subordinate.

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>>43943698
I liked it.

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Rei'sen-chan is too smol

>> No.43947022

>>43946611
Tewi is a head taller? That's dangerously close to being onahole-sized.

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>>43943662
>Why are they like this? The more degraded they are treated, the happier they become. Is it genetic? Learnt behavior? Or was it just meant to be? To serve under Lunarians appears to be a bunny’s main desire. Why, I would bet that even if one were to escape her bondage, she’d look for the nearest Lunarian master to serve!
holy shit I laughed out loud

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>>43947097
Did you like it?

>> No.43947681

>>43947647
I ejaculated anon, interpret that in your own way

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>>43942341
>spoiler
buddy, there's not a moon rabbit guard on this rock who doesn't know that
I mean, what did you think we were doing all day when she's out 'training rabbits to use their spears'?

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>>43947647
I appreciate it's quasi-ironic take while not going too hard on the irony to the point of reaching irony-poisoning. I also like that the mc is a bratty child of sorts that gets broken and not faceless characterless protagonist #215439
I also like the vulgar description of the sex, but since I am not allowed to coom, I retained my seed unlike >>43947681-san, although it certainly made me hörny.
I really like your writing-style anon, and as an inspiring write-fag i enjoyed it alot from it's literary richness.

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>>43947681
G-gee anon, you are gonna make me blush.
>>43947857
>I appreciate it's quasi-ironic take while not going too hard on the irony to the point of reaching irony-poisoning.
Ah, the sweet spot.
>I also like that the mc is a bratty child of sorts that gets broken and not faceless characterless protagonist #215439
I was very afraid no one was gonna like it because of this, glad you liked it!
>I also like the vulgar description of the sex,
That was the main point of the sex scene, notice how in the beginning the language is all flowery and poetic, but as he loses control it goes vulgar.
Also, fun fact, I said this was a blatant self insert and I didn't lie. This chapter was based on a true story from high school!

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Not enough love for Toyohime

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>>43948426

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>>43943698
10/10, I also coom'd.

>> No.43948665
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Do you guys have any criticism or advice to improve?

>> No.43949088

>>43948665
Yeah. Eat 1500kcals/day.

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>>43948371
>This chapter was based on a true story from high school!
first ever recorded instance of a /jp/sie having sex?!

>> No.43949200

>>43949154
He probably wasn't a /jp/sie when in high school so it doesn't count.

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>>43949088
I am doing that already! And exercising to stop being fat.
>>43949154
>>43949200
It is a known occurrence once a man lays eyes on /jp/ for the first time, women begin avoiding him! True for me as well, as that was my first and only girlfriend...

Also, is /qst/ like shit allowed here? I have ideas for all other moon girls and can't decide which one, so I figured it'd be fun to let you guys decide who's next.

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Fighting in the latest lunar war!
Being soaked in mud, blood and piss for weeks!
Having no supplies for days and learning the lines behind the front are compromised!
Being raided by the lunarians!
Surrendering to the bunnies!
Being taken to the darkest, most humid and coldest cell, feeling lucky you weren't slaughtered like a pig on the spot back in that trench!
Being raped for the first time by the bunnies!
Being raped for the second time by the bunnies!
Being raped for the third (!) time by the bunnies!
Being taken to Yo-chan for interrogation!
Being spat on, slapped, abused and humiliated by Yo-chan!
Being raped by Yo-chan!
Revealing everything you know to Yo-chan!
Receiving a kiss on the cheek as a reward by Yo-chan!
Being made into Yo-chan's pet, until she gets bored and you get sliced open by the bunnies for fun!

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>>43949849
I dunno if I can do this, but I've been awake for way too long, so I'll just leave the choice here. Choose and don't let the thread die, thanks.

Suddenly, I am awake. To do so is nothing short of the highest to my restful slumber.
But that’s not it, I think. This slumber wasn’t restful at all! It was downright fitful! What with the hard floor on my back, the dry saliva on my face, the feeling of pure and absolute drain and the warmth on top of- oh…
I remember what happened, due to a certain warm reminder currently hugging and sleeping like an angel who didn’t point a gun to my face 2… 3…? Some hours ago.
Feelings of shame wash over me, to think I would fall into my own eros that easily; my own damn fault too, shouldn’t have danced with sin and not expect to get brought along for the ride.
And all that for this warm rabbit. Her and her pretty hair, her cute breaths, her smell-
That’s right, the smell! It was all the maddening smell! Nothing more, just a cheap parlor trick which I will never fall for again.
My composure restored, I begin the tedious process of untangling myself from the sleeping semen demon without waking her up. Because dealing with her would be a pain of course nothing more.
I realize something funny, my penis is still inside her. How did that happen I wonder? Anyway, taking it out is as simple as moving her upwards slightly.
That was my mistake, for you see, my penis was acting as a dam for what must be liters of cum! Well, I exaggerate, but it was still just bubbling outside her well used cunt. The most curious part is the consistency it has, since the semen comes out in solid blobs of pure cream.
All the amusement is lost in me however, as all I feel is disgust at said blobs falling to my pelvis, thank Lord at some point during the… incident I took off all my clothes. Or maybe she did, no one will ever know.
At last, I am free. I slowly lower her to the ground and sigh. “Need a shower badly.” My voice sounds a tad broken, probably screamed too much last night. I grimace about this.
I head to the bathroom and turn on the shower, only to turn it off again and just put on my clothes smell and all. I prefer this to showering with cold water.
I look out the window and see rabbits going about their commands and chores. All of them. All of them must know. They must’ve heard, I’m sure of it.
They won’t talk if they know what’s good for them, but someone won’t be able to help themself. Rabbits spread rumors and gossip like plagues. I am not worried however. I’ll just deny anything and, as an example, I’ll burn this building with everyone inside except Reise-
A traitorous thought crosses my mind, just as fast it came, it went.
I look back at the vulgar body, sprawled on the hard floor like a bloated corpse, her gaping bitch hole leaking seed far too good for her and she’s shi-shivering?

As I walk out of the room, I almost trip on a blanket. Enraged, I pick it up and throw it over my shoulder, not caring where it lands and I don’t look back.
Now, I still need to escape responsibility, I should…

>go back home and eat some peaches, I am famished.
>hide in the endless halls of pointless bureaucracy and paperwork at the palace.
>wander the streets, surely aunt won’t find me if I blend in.
>just stay here, it’s worked so far.

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>>43949849
do Eirin and have somebody seethe about it, I don't know if you remember the Remilia one where Sakuya was seething at Anon the entire time

>> No.43950698

>>43950670
Patience anon, Ugayafukiaezu has an autistic attack at the thought of fucking a moon rabbit, it is far too early for him to explore the impure Gensokyo. Don't worry, the time will come and so will I

>> No.43950725
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43950725

>>43950670
Do you like Eirin? She is my favorite character

>> No.43951826
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43951826

OH FUCK!
IT'S THE MOON RAB-

>> No.43952045

>>43901642
i like to think the whole 'married' is just ceremony political shit like being married to her sword.

just so i can imagine myself deflowering her

>> No.43952600

>>43952045
Avunculate marriage even for its time was noted as being exceptionally rare, so it's likely just down Ugaya wanting to pipe her aunt-nanny. All that being said, it'd be odd for Eirin to leave out the first Emperor of Japan having lineage directly tying back to her, so we can't even say for certain if he did the deed or not.

>> No.43954773

>>43952045
Just self insert as the nephew like the writefag.

>> No.43955016

>>43954773
too much effort

easier to think she's just up for grabs

>> No.43955255

But enough about the petty nobles, what about Tsukuyomi, the big boss? The one ruling the circus known as the Lunar Capital. Why did he allowed petty youkai and humans to set foot on his domain?

>> No.43956185

>>43955255
Who knows what that dude intends. Practically every single time we've seen a moonie, they have acted without his consent.
Eirin and Kaguya were exiled, the sisters act so out of line that they are worried if something were to happen in capital they would be blamed, and the only one who appears to follow orders is Sagume but even that isn't clear considering how the point of her plan was for everyone in the moon to not know they were hiding away (only to get trapped by hecc.) maybe even Tsukuyomi didn't know.
All things considered, the beloved Lord doesn't look very beloved.

>> No.43956215

>>43955255
"He" is actually just Yukari in disguise (A fake mustache).

>> No.43957298
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43957298

>>43950653
>No one responded.
My sister told me to make Sagume next so that's what it'll be. Get ready for some hidden sex, moan hiding action.

>> No.43958976

>>43951826
Me in 20 years.

>> No.43962376
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43962376

Would you like to be buried on the moon like your predecessors?

>> No.43971392
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43971392

>>43956185
>the only one who appears to follow orders is Sagume
Sagume face when following orders.

>> No.43975833

>>43957298
Your sister reads your /jp/ erotica?
also:
>eat some peaches

>> No.43982690
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43982690

Did you know that there is percisely one (1) halfway decent hentai doujin featuring Watatsuki no Toyohime in a prominent role that is in english?
Now you do.
What can you do to change this?

>> No.43982708

>>43982690
I recently generated some AI porn of her and wrote up some dialogue for it. That's the extent I'm willing to go.

Wrote two full-length porn shorts of Sagume, though.

>> No.43983705
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43983705

>>43898106
Why did Lunarian made the youkai? why would they make their own enemies?

>> No.43984390

>>43982708
If you can make a character card for you, you can make the diologue with AI too

>> No.43988928
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43988928

>>43975833
She reads everything I write. I read everything she writes.

>> No.43989016
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43989016

>>43988928
The face of someone who holds no remorse, or regret for what she has done.

>> No.43989161

My hime!

>> No.43989640

>>43983705
They wanted to kill all humans but it backfired because they are retards.

>> No.43990999
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43990999

Getting gapped to the moon as punishment for being a naughty little goober in Gensokyo!
Being picked up by a rabbit patrol!
Being hauled in front of the Lunatic Princesses!
Being treated to some fine wine as an apology for the bunnies' rough treatment!
Yorihime getting tired and going to bed!
Continuing on with Toyohime!
Going too far!
Ending up half-conscious and groping her boobs!
Waking up the next day in her room, naked and covered in hickeys!
Being unable to remember how you got them!
Toyohime being oddly whimiscal the rest of the day!

>> No.43994828
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>> No.43994846

>>43994828
Me on the left.

>> No.43995692
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43995692

>>43994846
I want to seks your sister

>> No.43999898
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43999898

Is there any particular reason why people like Yorihime when Toyohime exists?
I like toyohime a decent amount, but I find her sister bratty and annoying.

>> No.44000891

>>43990999
thats's no good anon. toyo-chan is a married woman.

>> No.44002470

>>43999898
Because I'm married to Yocchan. But I still love my mom too.

>> No.44002514

>>43999898
Swordswoman.

>> No.44007979
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44007979

>>44000891
So is yori, anon.

>> No.44009931

>>43901642
Gotta keep the bloodline pure.

>> No.44011700
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>> No.44014427
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44014427

Reminder that the Moon is an artificial pure land, which is why they didn't detect being from a legitimate pure land yoinking their sake.
Also means that Yuyuko, Youmu, Iku and probably even Tenshi are flat-out purer than either of the Watatsukis.

>> No.44019248

>>44014427
The land might be pure, but the girls sure aren't!
I will take advantage of this and emotionally manipulate toyohime until she can't live without me.

>> No.44019356

>>44011700
Panties!

>> No.44029125 [DELETED] 
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>> No.44032881
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44032881

Moonies at the beach!

>> No.44032920

>>44032881
Sagume's not wearing any....?

>> No.44039018
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44039018

>>43950651
>Surrendering to the bunnies!
Fuck, not again.

>> No.44048683

>>44039018
What happens next?

>> No.44048859

>>44048683
rape correction, for the male

>> No.44049396
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44049396

>>44048683
Human male get teased/berrated for 4 pages then break free because apparently, a professional moon soldier doesn't know how to tie up a prisoner.
He then proceed to return the favor unlike >>44048859
is saying.

>> No.44056057
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44056057

>>44048859
She's into reverse play

>> No.44056967

>>43950651
Jesus that’s a lot of rape.
Why are these damn moonies like this?

>> No.44062180
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>> No.44065284

>>44007979
Those are some nice feet.

>> No.44072018
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44072018

>>44065284
You should give them a nice run then. Otherwise she might have to rub them on you instead.

>> No.44074722

>>44056967
They can't control themselves around astronauts.

>> No.44074884

>>44074722
Neil Armstrong save us from these Lunar rapists.

>> No.44074922

>>44072018
A lucky household servant rabbit gets to see this every day while her husband is out doing courtly things.

>> No.44075026

>>44074922
I am beyond jealous at this fact.

>> No.44076185
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44076185

>>44075026
Take control!
Beat up those useless rabbits!
Get arrested by Toyo!
Tell her you did it all for her!
Get to look at Toyo-chan's disgusted face!
Rot in moon prison for decades!
Be used as a fucktoy by the sisters in moments of weakness!
Knowing it was all worth it!

>> No.44079904

>>44076185
Crazy

>> No.44083609

>>44074884
Buzz Aldrin is our last hope.

>> No.44084214
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>>44083609
Just send the fairies.

>> No.44084492

>>44083609
Don’t forget Michael Collins. I’m sure with these three men working together they’ll keep their fellow astronauts safe from these sick Moon “people”.

>> No.44088174

>>44079904
As geniuses often are.

>> No.44091589
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44091589

Embarrassing the lunarians!

>> No.44091632
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44091632

>>44091589
She should be ashamed for dressing so immodestly, she should dress like a proper Lady does

>> No.44091674

>>43898106
When Yorihime and Toyohime were introduced it pissed off fans because they came off as Mary Sues. They also raged the powerlevel fags. Yukari was considered a god on most people's powerlevel scaling back then so to see her get handled very easily by these Lunarians devastated the powerlevel fags. It's just annoying in general when a new character is introduced who shits on existing characters (Remilia, Reimu, and Yukari). That's typically not the way you leave a good impression to the fans.

>> No.44091706

>>43899589
what color?

>> No.44091880
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44091880

>>44091589
Meido Yocchan!

>> No.44092029

>>44091674
Good
Fuck powerlevelfags

>> No.44092036
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44092036

Toyohime's mightiest weapon...

>> No.44096586
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44096586

>>44091674
I will forever laugh at Yukari and her delusional fans. Every time she has appeared since PCB has been ZUN undermining her in some way.

>> No.44096948

>>44091880
doctor eirin's secret training techniques!
do not doubt your master, yorihime!

>> No.44101622
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Reisen reporting in to try to save the day!

>> No.44109123
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44109123

Is Sakuya a lunarian?

>> No.44117750

>>43898106
be nice to her

>> No.44118463

>>44117750
Kindness is a two-way street. Will she or any other Lunarian for that matter be nice back?

>> No.44121901
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>> No.44128555

I FUCKING LOVE MOONIES

>> No.44130016
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44130016

>>44091706
I'd say red, but that's commie color.

>> No.44136381

>>44128555
Proof?

>> No.44141809
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>> No.44142877
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44142877

>>44109123
Non-Lunarians don't have timehax, so probably. Also Eirin's shitfit in IN.
Although one alternate option is a bit more fun...

>> No.44143281

>>44121901
Toyohime is the peach i'd risk my life plucking.

>> No.44148397

>>44130016
THE UNENLIGHTENED DA-ZE~

>> No.44148510

When you think about it Yorihime is probably the actual strongest 2hu, being able to summon the powers and abilities of gods is kind of busted, and that's not even mentioning her own power and intelligence, did ZUN say it was Hecatia because people dislike Yorihime?

>> No.44151281

>>44148510
The power of a goddess that's still widely worshiped in the present day is much more stronger

>> No.44153876

>>44148510
ZUN cites Hecatia as being beyond the power of anyone in the Lunar Capital & Gensokyo, which ergo includes the Watatsukis.

>> No.44153899

>>44148510
Gotta agree with >>44151281
Heca and thus other Greek gods still have some cults dedicated to them which would make them way more powerful than the forgotten gods of the east.
Also Santa would more powerful than heca hands down, its why no one can stop him from delivering presents to the village children.

>> No.44154958

>>44153899
Santa is best 2hu

>> No.44156859
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44156859

Why would I want to marry my aunt instead of my mom?

>> No.44163941
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44163941

Freedom for the moon rabbit when?

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>>44163941
Lunarians damn sure outdid Earthlings in the "retarded slavery idea" department.
They literally MADE. AN. ENTIRE. RACE. OF. SLAVES. And then gave them free will and thought.
If those bunnies collectively realize just how easily they could fuck over their masters by introducing even a modicum of impurity, they'd be ruling the roost, powers of the Watatsukis be damned.

>> No.44165513

>>44165481
Moon rabbits are stupid, complacent and instinctively subservient. It took immense fear (in Reisen's case) and active abandonment (in Ringo and Seiran's) to get them to even think about thinking for themselves. Even Rei'sen just wanted to go back to the Moon and being a slave after she was done doing her thing.

>> No.44172232
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44172232

>>44165481
>>44165513
>AN. ENTIRE. RACE. OF. SLAVES.
>immense fear
>active abandonment
Say no more. Clearly theses poor rabbit yearn to be free from the oppresive lunarian monarchy.
Earth must act to bring freedom and breedin-I mean democracy.

>> No.44173260

>>44172232
I just want to pet and hug these sweet space bnuuies.

>> No.44173915
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>>44172232
mmmmmmm... rabbit.

>> No.44177841

>>43898106
I want to pillage the moon bitches so bad it's unreal.

>> No.44178484
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44178484

>>44173260
Which one?

>> No.44179988

>>44177841
It’s more like it’ll be the other way around for you.

>>44178484
I’d like to pet and hug all of them if possible.
But if I absolutely had to choose just one, I’d go with Reisen.

>> No.44183159 [DELETED] 

>>43898106

>> No.44184694

>>44091674
>When Yorihime and Toyohime were introduced it pissed off fans because they came off as Mary Sues
this bring joy to my heart, fuck powerlevel fags, they are also hypocrites that have no problem with:
>She Can float away from reality and win with no contest, go Crimsom Slayer, NO oni-kasen in Avīci doesn't count.
>Hax Boundary powers. NO, Eiki does't have shit on yukarin!
>Capable of destroy ABSOLUTE ANYTHING Fran-doll, NO, Yuuma could reform in physical form because.......

>> No.44185043

>>44091880
Why is Eirin like this?

>> No.44185099
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>>44185043
Old men just tend to be like that, anon.

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