/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want Harpies, especially the chicken ones, to stop using my head as a roost and then trying to excuse their actions as wanting to warm me up since I'm bald. My head doesn't even get cold. I know they're just trying to seduce me.

>>43888996
>"No lollygagging. And obey the law."

>>43888996
Miss Crow is a pretty cool birb.

>>43889055
But I love gagging lolis

>>43889038
>>43889061
I was delivering papers one fine morning and found a baby crow who was asleep on the ground. I went closer to check if it was okay and the bugger got so scared by my presence when it woke up that it panic-pooped and flew off.
That'll teach it to sleep on the ground.

This is the ornithology thread? Please advice on what the hell this thing is, it looks scary

I want to work as tech support in the undead kingdom.
It's not gonna be better than the tech support job I already got but at least the people there will have an excuse for not knowing what a keyboard is.

>>43889198
>zombie calls tech support
Okay, walk me through this. What's her problem?

What mg content are people reading/writing at the moment?

>>43889214
Well the whole call would be her just using single word sentences, which I'm almost used to.
Her actual problem would be something like her being confused why she can't call anyone... on the phone she's calling me from.
After around 40 minutes she finds out she's typing the wrong number and was adding a number extra.
She's surprisingly happy about it getting solved and want to thank me in person, company policy doesn't allow for that and another 15 minutes is spent trying to explain that.

>>43889308
I'm doing some short stories about Eros strip club/casino that's basically just a speed dating front.
I will never post any of these stories.

>>43889337
Sounds like fun. I can imagine what happens if you get caught trying to count cards at blackjack. The oni bouncers will not be happy.

>>43889511
I kind of did it but with a p'orc bouncer.
By the end of it, she sure was bouncing on something.

>>43889308
Currently editiing /proofreading a 15k word short at a pace of a paragraph a week when I can get away from the braincrack that is videogames and the internet.

>>43889316
Could be a worse job I guess

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

i want porky p'orcs

>>43889564
Editing can be such a time sink.

I swear you put down writing for just a day or two and then it can become so hard to get back into it.

It took me three days on and off to edit and proof read my last one. Hoping that eventually my grammar and readability improves so that it takes less time.

>>43889198
>Have to help one with their photos
>It's filled with nudes
>Now she won't stop sending you nudes after you thought her how to send photos

>>43889638
I wanna sniff the porky p'orcs too. Pig girls erotic!

>>43889308
My writing is currently stoped, I have more urgent things to deal with

i want to have sex with my teacher buts a tsun automaton. pls help me ero-sama

>>43889955
Have you tried turning her off and on again?

>>43889116
Looks like some kind of cute raptor. She looks like she gives awesome wing hugs and is good at eye contact.
I rate this birb 8/10. 10/10 with rice. Thank you for your suggestion.

>>43889980
i did but she still doesnt want to kiss me tho.... i even made sure that i was a fit as can be and walked around without a shirt to entice but she just sent me to the prinpcals office

>>43889337
Art Fairy wishes you would share your writing with her.

>>43890054
And her friend has some ideas for your writing!

>Cheshire comes home with a bowl cut and a ridiculous overbite, and tells you that a Mindflayer turned her into Dianne Dibbley the Duchess of Dork

What monster would find my tech deck collection cool? (read: let me do cool tricks off her tummy)

>>43890287
p'orc
jabberwock
amazon

>>43890054
I will only share it if she sucks my dick first.
Seems like a fair trade.

>>43890234
im gonna spank that mindflayer and tell her to fix the overbite

>>43888996

>>43890386
Love letter? Is the Nereid putting it to the hook or is it being used as bait?

>>43890308
>take jabberwock home
>I'm going to show her my favourite toys
>Do kickflips off her tail and make autistic noises

> It's Easter, and your wife is out running errands.
> Meanwhile, you're taking care of the eggs.
> In theory you just need to keep them warm and safe; it's idiotproof.
> HOWEVER
> You thought it'd be fun to show your wife a little random Earth culture.
> And you've got some kid-safe paint.
> And some eggs..
> Hopefully she likes it.

Well dressed!

>>43890558
Venus flytrap? More like a Venus mantrap
Yeah

>>43890437
>jabberwock thinking about how cute anon is
>Boys are the cutest when they are almost retarded

>The Order and various other human realms thought employing and utilizing Male Light Novel Protagonists would be an effective hero type against monstergirls for their brash, edgy punkish demeanor and personalities
>They are wrong as it turns out such hero types are even more susceptible to monstergirl's love and seduction

>>43890592
Those are fancy eggs, will they be saved after hatching and glued back together?

>>43890678
You know, I never thought about it, but I'd imagine that any sapient species that lays eggs would be super likely to save the eggs just like humans will bronze baby shoes or otherwise preserve their earliest memories.
Maybe they...
> Reconstruct the egg, or a partial one to represent the birth having taken place.
> Make a collage of egg pieces so you can have a flat representation of the egg to hang on a wall.
> Make jewelry of key, pretty parts of the shell so your child is always with you in some small way.
Just, all kinds of things like that. Maybe even a combination of several of them.

>>43890662
Need me a patient and understanding tard wrangler mg

>>43890737
Such things fill me with joy to imagine.

>>43890782
Challenge accepted.

>>43890386
What the bapho doing?

>>43890856
She likes to watch.

>>43890782
bogey, wurms, midnflayers, and hakus

>>43890856
In typical goat fashion, she has found herself wandering into the bush because goats can't be contained

>>43890737
>Go to dragon gf's mom's house
>start talking about when she was a baby
>it's been half a millenia but still has the baby clothes
>gf getting flustered
>"and heres her baby pictures. Heres one of her trying to fly for the first time. And heres one of her with a big bump on her head after"
>gf getting very flustered
>excuses herself to cool off
>comes back to mom showing off a large egg made from smaller egg fragments of other family members.
>"That's her egg piece. And that hole is for your inevitable daughter's hatching"

>>43890893
She's also jilling off so hard everyone else is pointedly avoiding eye contact. I'm talking vigorous, loud, wet noises coming from her groin, and lurid bleats coming from her mouth. She's a MESS, Anon. Just a MESS. If she tries to stand up she's gonna slip in a puddle of her own juices and just lie there exhausted.

>>43890737
Clearly they fix them up with Kintsugi and frame them in display cases.

Sleepy...

>>43889071
>But I love gagging lolis
Shutting up smug brats by kissing them

>>43890967
Sleep mice need plenty of comfy spots to sleep in.
Remember to design your house appropriately

>>43889071
What gags do you play on them? I like to play "hide the salami" with them.
That's where you take a bunch of salted meat and hide it throughout their sabbath branch.
Then they have to go find it all before it attracts devil bugs!
Lolis hate me.

>>43891068
I play put their stuff on the highest shelf. What are they going to do, get taller?

>"Return to your homes! Judgement Waiver is now in effect. Anti-Citizens are on the loose, so go home now!"

im going to have sex with my mommster

>>43891153
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>43891121
What the fuck are you talking about? Someone get a schedule dog in here to translate all the spergy 'tism into English!

How do I sign up for that husband program thing?
I am not a social person and would much rather just be assigned to someone

>>43891189
Sign ups are here:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
You get 3 potential matches and you can pick as many of them as you like.
But you can't try twice. You get what you get.
Good luck!

im going to pick a mimics pin tumbler lock, some older ones have lever locks, and some of the newer ones have disc detainer locks

Post your best Bapho-chan pics please!

>>43891224
>Kiki
>Bunyip
>Golem
They're all... fine. I'll go with Golem since they are cute.

>>43888996

>>43890967

>>43891243
What are you, some kind of pervert? I bet you're gonna jack off to Bapho-chan's lewd horns and horizontal pupils! You sick bastard.

>Gnome
>Alraune
>Tentacle

Time to start gardening? Also is tentacle the most forgettable (not worst though) mg?

>>43891272
I always like to pick on the lantern one as most forgettable.

High altitude sex with Valstrax-chan

>>43891311
i want her single meaty aunt

abs are gross, i hate safe hornyy shit

>>43891360
Your loss. More meaty mino abs for me

>>43891307
Sometimes your wife can double as an attack craft.

>>43891398
Imma turn them soft, abs also reduce fertility

>No huge, strongsoft ogre to run into one day while I'm hauling my minis into the store.
>"Thats some nice shit there nerdboy. Wanna get a match in?

Always liked the idea of a few monsters having hobbies you didn't quite expect.

>>43891360
>safe hornyy
Not sure how wanting to defeat a buff dragon/salamander/lizard girl and then breeding the shit out of her is "safe horny", but okay.

I lose instantly to soft monsters

>>43891481
Just in general, when the woman ends up looking like a man and her face ends up like that pisses.me off

>>43891480
What hobbies do you expect ogres to have?

>>43891224
>Slpyh
>Fruit goat
>Fallen angel
Bro I'm gonna spend the rest of my love fucking aren't I

>>43891510
Anything with a long tongue for me

>>43891516
Probably more physical stuff like rugby or maybe hunting.
That or whatever the legal equivalent of MG Fightclub would be.

>>43891513
>her face ends up like that
... like what?

>>43891516
NTA but drinking, raping their husbands, giving cuddly aftercare to their husbands, making beer, did I say raping their husbands?

>>43891538
Ugly or like a man

It's hot out there, so be sure to get into some water to cool off. However, be careful where you decide to cool off! You never know what's in the water!

I drink ice monster milk to cool off

>>43891553
Then why the fuck are you looking at porn with bad art or ugly women?

>>43891567
Fatty Tuna

>>43891528
>Rugby with ogre and other beeg monsters
>be shrimp sized but fast anon
>not fun when you get tackled
>Or go into a scrum and end up under a bridge of muscle, sweat, hormones and abs
>At least the changing rooms are separated
>For now

>>43891591
Don't know if its better to be on shirts side so you get to have your short on but are being pressed into those soft breasts or skins so you're right next to them.

>>43891539
Ogres seem like good drinking partners. Can use their horns as a bottle opener.

>>43891584
Nah, western games, it makes me cry.

>>43888996
New comm
This time loveydovey mating with the hebi
https://files.catbox.moe/j8tjad.mp4

Is it weird I see myself as the horny one in the relationship? I really can't imagine my waifu being super horny. She's always either comfy or smug.
She's either teasing me to get me more horny, or telling me to relax and be less horny.

>>43891622
Desert Hebis are something else man.

>>43891567
There's probably 6' tall vamp mosquitoes hiding in the swamp too

>>43891630
Nah, I’m the same way

Little angels are burning a lot of things, we need demons to be deployed as soon as possible

>>43888996

>>43891622
Thank you anon very cute

>>43891224
So, what are the rules?
Monmusu 'Pick1' or Harem-ending?
>JealousySnek will just steal me from the other 2 unless they all agree at the start the deal is to share.

>>43891630
It’s normal for me being married to a abyssal, that I think all anons should rape their wives and not the other way around.

>>43891735
>Snek that won't let you go
>Snek that is too slippery to hold on to

Perfect mix

>>43891591
Both teams forwards form a scrum
The Ref grabs Anon and throws him into play.
The scrum collapses into a rape-pile.
Ref calls for extra time.

>>43891735
Snek pile will be interesting as everyone will also get coated in Eel-goo.
Hebi cant hold Anon to be her own when he's covered in goo.
4-way goo-coil party
Hatgirl grabs Anon to start, then the other 2 join in, bothcoiling over the top and spreading the love-goo over everyone.

>>43891801
>love goo
why u gotta make it sound like that, Anon?

Anon, princess lim has been captured and needs your help to rescue her from the evil humans, you will need to travel to many lands and brave many dangers but your reward shall be princess lims royal snatch
do you accept?

>>43891841
I bet there is a whole industry to get yourself "kidnapped" and to be rescued be an adventurer.

>>43888996

>>43891853
true, i'd imagine it would have a whole hosts of roles like henchman b that needs to be filled
perfect for down on their luck people to fill

>>43891828
Because it's moist?

>>43891884
makes me think of something white and sticky anon, no homo

>>43891841
She tried that, the first plumber Anon they sent to rescue her 'jumped' on a turtle.

>>43891841
Depends, is she a real princess or just a metaphor for the atomic bomb?

>>43891920
a lim is a princess..... she literally the daughter of the demon lord....

>>43891742
I'm not talking about a breeding frenzy. I'm talking about debilitating horniness. The kind where you start humping the bed because you need to shake your hips.

>>43891920
SEND THE NUKES, GLASS EVERYTHING

Go up to Eros monsters and tell them love is an illusion and a prison, the most insidious of all prisons. A funny purple cat told me it would be hilarious

>>43892018
Both of them are shit waifus would never make love to them or marry them.

Rape your wives.

>>43891360
I love abs and muscles on women and I refuse to be associated with the "safe horny" bullshit.

My ochimusha has horns, is that normal?

>>43892078
shoulders too wide, safe horny

>>43892032
In my headcannon, all ara ara taurs have this bipedal ability, as it's a mamonomorphosis that comes with age and technique. It's like the reverse of the dragon situation whereas they use their own power to resist the demon lord's mana to return to their apocalyptic forms for a short while, these taurs borrow even more from the demon lord's mana to further condense their own form and mana into a body more suited for extracting mens spirit essence.

It's a derivative of the paedomorphosis spell, in fact, and operates under similar principles. The first registered use for it was a loli nightmare who needed to become bipedal to ride the shoulders of her witch friend with the fake moustache to enter the boys club in a comically oversized trenchcoat

>>43892083
it just becomes an oni ochimusha

Would you drink your mammal girls breast milk? Would you eat you reptile or avians eggs? Would you drink a human womans mens?

>>43892083
She's looking a little randy there anon, you'd better give her a full body massage followed by tender missionary to prevent her from going savage.

>>43892114
yes to all but the last one, ewwwwwww

>>43892114
>Would you drink your mammal girls breast milk?
Yes
>Would you eat you reptile or avians eggs?
No, they're probably fertilized.
>Would you drink a human womans mens?
No, I make it a hard line not to consume waste products. If a dhampir wants bloodplay it's going to have to come from somewhere else.

I want to get the pharaoh pregnant before even learning her language

>>43892098
Fuck you too.

>>43892162
Pharoahs are just human shitskins anon.

>>43892173
I'd say milktruck milfbats are my weakness, but to be honest, I think they're anyone's weakness. Batgirls are severely underrated.

Also suspended 69 winghug deepthroat cock milking with your face buried between her thicc meaty powerful thighs.

>>43891841
Absolutely! I'll also go get her sisters afterwards!

>>43892173
just telling the truth, get better taste

>Safe horny
What new brainrot is this and what stinking, putrid hole did it crawl out of?
Rhetorical. I don't care. Probably the newest term for the same, overused, one-size-fits all aesthetic of hotness.
You zoomers need to learn to think with your dick. This place has become unbearably sterilized.

>>43892356
>This place has become unbearably sterilized.
Not too long ago people were fantasizing about drinking milkshakes based on their wife's love juices, time to put the horny back in

>>43892356
nah, basically new age western shit, big muscle mommy that has infected western games and also somewhat male fears like square jaw

Sorry I only accept exceptionally soft monsters
her body must feel like pillows

>>43890821
She looks like she has a massive shota fetish.

>>43892389
i would drink that, it just that people brought up drinking the chunky bits......

>>43892282
How about you stop forcing some retarded twitter meme or whatever the hell it is

>>43892390
>big muscle mommy
post one, and if your example is the tranny from the las of us, you deserve to be laughed at. Unless you're talking overwatch and streetfighter characters, I guess.

>>43892390
>new age western shit
>big muscle mommy
There's nothing new about it. The legends of Amazonians have been around for generations.
Hell, this is the monstergirl thread. What is a giant snake other than literally a big pile of muscle?
Echidna was the mother of all monsters. Literally big muscle mommy.

Stop being so damn angry all the time and go fap to whatever niche, fetishy, pornographic material you enjoy that actually gets you going.

>>43892433
will do, just needed a litte more spice in here to get the conversation flowing

>>43892441
marisa from sf6
>>43892453
look above

but lets move on past that
and talk about how much muscles is good

>>43892356
>Safe horny
>Safe = Protection
>Protection = Hellhound

I quite like the idea of a monster teasing me for finding less conventional parts of her attractive and arousing

>>43890737
>wurm hatches
>immediately starts eating her egg shell
She needs the minerals to finish hardening her scales.

>>43892475
i'd imagine the parents would immediately put food in front of the baby wurm so she doesnt eat so the shell can be made into a nice looking egg

>>43888996

>>43892490
>Put bowl of baby food in front of wurmling
>Wurmling eats bowl

>>43892356
From what I gather, "safe horny" is what's considered acceptable to jerk off to by retards on Twitter that will call you a misogynistic nazi rapist incel and other buzzwords for liking conventionally attractive women and lolis. No point making sense of it.
>>43892514
Come on, that's the age for spoon feeding.

>>43892514
cermaics help as well as the steel and protien of ground beef, a full meal so the wurmling can grow their scales as quick as possible


that gets me thinking about how do wurms shed their scales....

>>43892522
So how do I stop my wurm daughter from eating all my precious ceramics?
The neighbour green worm eats my plants, and then she eats the left over pots. My entire garden has vanished.

>>43892458
This is fucking basic normalfag tier. Go to the spam threads on /v/ if you want that. Let me show you degeneracy deserving of the monstergirl thread.

I want to be squeezed by big thick snake tail. I want to be unable to move while she giggles at my cute face. I want to splurt out everything while my dick is trapped between her coils. I want to lose consciousness while I watch her lick up everything I've shot out. I want to wake up several hours later, with her body pressed against mine, and still wrapped in her coils.

>>43892539
That's the most basic stuff, you just hide them in cabinets high up that she can't reach.

>>43892549
thats what i want to see
>>43892539
pretty easy, get some orchilum nuggets
they are $ 25 for 40 lbs of the stuff

>>43892568
>Wurm finds anons normal tasty plates are no longer in usual place
>Momentary panic
>Smell delicious bone china
>Look up
>Arms cant reach. She knows because she spent 5 minutes trying to reach on her tippy tail
>Wurm thinks very hard
>Bangs head on cabinet in confusion and frustration
>Entire cabinet falls
>Banquet of fragments of anon's porcelain
>Happy wurm

Nightgaunt is cute and all, but what if I want to be the one trapped in a suit made of my significant other and endlessly teased?
Is there a sadistic Alpha Nightgaunt? What are my options? Shog, Dark Slime. Arachne has some interesting potential with specially tailored clothing that may have built in feature only she knows about. And of course, Cursed Armor sneaking suit.

what do i do, I went over to my dark mage teachers house to prank her but theres a doll that looks exactly like me but the head came off while looking at it
And it sounds like shes going to come back into the room, what should i do?

>>43892676
Ignore the doll. Continue with the prank. Jerk off on her bed. Steal the unlabeled candy bar. Read her diary. Be a horny boy that demands punishment.

>>43892690
but i didnt want to break anythng, just spook her or something
Imma gonna have to act like her doll that looks like me now

>>43892416
No, no, no! She likes regular-size shotas!

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43892690
>Steal the unlabeled candy bar
I wonder who could be behind this...

Fancy fox.

This mg is full of power, beauty and musicality.

>Sneak into Anon's house
>Bind his arms behind his back
>Ties his legs together
>Gag him so he doesn't scream for help
>Wake him up and watch him tire himself out struggling
>Cuddle Anon closely until he calms down
>Pull out Anon's computer
>Continue to cuddle him while checking his internet browsing history
>Give him headpats, chin scratches, and other nice things while calling all his fetishes naughty yet cute
>Ungag him
>Kiss him
>Say you love him
>Promise to make him a delicious meal for being such a good boy

>>43892747
fun fact
cows loved being brushed

>>43892728
Horny Ven is the closest I can imagine for my waifu when she's actually horny. That is to say, an unstoppable hurricane of lust that I will not be able to outlast.
Also, even when not outright horny she's just secretly lewd and doing all sorts of perverted things.

>>43892750
i'd cry since its like she wants to expose me

>>43892710
Imagine being a shota and an Onee-Gyaru Baphomet suddenly drags you somewhere quiet and rapes until you're so thoroughly marked as hers that you keep finding yourself wandering back to the same spot so she can rape you again.

>>43892795
She only wants to expose you to her, and her to you. Nobody else will ever know. She is your wife and she loves you. She won't do anything to hurt you.
It's unhealthy to keep all those dark desires under wraps for too long. You have a career to build and, soon, a family to support.
Don't worry, she can afford the toys herself. Think of it as a wedding gift.

>>43892829
so shes wants to be american sized?

>>43892785
Very based, I loved yen a lot but I think my fav gal is either the bed chan yuki onne combo or the mimic girl

I love how possessive she is, a lot of the time when I daydream I think about a spidergirl wrapping me up and calling me her treasure and stuff

>>43892549
>Let me show you degeneracy deserving of the monstergirl thread.
...Then where is it?

>>43892817
>tfw ywn be this kid

I do not trust succs.
I do not trust demons.
I do not trust any mamono part of the succubus family. I will not touch any of them. I will not converse with any of them.

Give me trustworthy worms instead.
>D0GWD
And apparently dogs as well.

>>43892879
Miss Hellhound wants to know your location!

>>43892892
>your location
Hopefully soon to be inside the innards of a sandworm

>>43892862
>>43892859
>a spidergirl wrapping me up and calling me her treasure and stuff
Consider
>Wrapped head to toe in a thick silk cocoon
>Can't see anything
>Can't feel anything
>Can't hear anything
>Except for her
>It's her webs, so of course she's the only one that know how to get through them
>You can hear her approach. The skittering of the legs. Her laughter.
>You've started to look forward to it. It's much better than the long periods of silence and nothingness.
>He gentle strokes to the surface of your bindings seem to penetrate all the way through to your skin, and then further to the very core of your being
>Her voice reverberates in your skull
>"Cute little Anon. Tasty little fly." And other such taunting refrains.
>Trapped in darkness with nothing but her.
>Your sanity is slipping away, only to be replaced with a growing love for your captor

>>43892892
>Chain for a leash

I didn't know Miss Hellhound had pets. I wonder what ferocious beast she has that requires such a strong leash though.

>>43891841
In the end the real Lim-treasure was the Harem of Mamonos we fucked along the way...

>>43892879
DL canon made all monsters into Mamonos by making them all part-Succ.
>SooL
You wont even get to enjoy being an Alp.
Because then you're all Succ.

>>43892878
Imagine having your dick jammed between soft baph tits as she milks your fourth orgasm ever out of you.

here somethign new

>>43892908
Genuinely amazing, honestly if the portals opened I'd probably get nabbed by a spider, I'm pretty sensitive too so id squirm a lot even if I was trying not to

I will fuck the bugs
I will live in the webbing
And I will be happy

>>43892879
There is nothing to worry about.
Just because she's an unfeeling wretch that uses the innate ability of the succubus to understand and emulate human emotion doesn't mean she is inherently trying to trick. That's just the natural charm of succubi clawing at your sanity, and not something she is doing on purpose. The semblance of deception only exists due to your pliant, puny, human brain. And she has been nothing if not honest about this.
You are completely safe. She will not permanently harm you without your consent, and you can leave anytime you want. It might even be for the best to take a break, so that your addiction to her can lessen just a bit before you come crawling back.
Rest assured, she has not devoured a soul in centuries, and has no desire to do so ever again.

Now put the collar on, boy.

>>43892989
>That succ
Run anon, she could mindbreak you just from being in the same room as her. Save yourself

Imagine a spider girl mage, they could like reinforce their webs with magic to be completely immune to fire, not to mention they can blast spells out of melee range very easily, then there's the pleasure spells and charm spells. She'd have your heart wrapped in her web the second she catches you

>>43892983
I'm scared of bugs but I'm absolutely fascinated by monstrous parts. Multiple arms, segmented parts, etc. Even mandibles leave me transfixed, but also incredibly terrified.

Honestly, it would probably safer to start out slow. Blindfold me with silk for the first few months until my mind and body accept that I am perfectly safe.
Also, it would enhance the sensitivity of my skin to a those crawling, prodding little appendages.
Those antennae look like they'd tickle.

If humans weren't supposed to fuck monsters, then why does the dick of man fit so perfectly into tail of manticore?
Checkmate Orderites.

>>43893024
>She'd have your heart wrapped in her web the second she catches you
Can that be literal? Can I have a mental image of her clutching a cartoon heart covered in webs engraved upon my soul?
Or perhaps even more literal? Through advanced sorcery she actually has my heart bound up tight in her web.

>>43892857
>stalker monster breaks into your house
>sneaks to your computer
>she's going through your search history
>across her eyes dashes images of far too large monsters... OF HER SPECIES!
>she decides to make a break for it, she likes being thin and agile!
>but every exit to the house is already locked, and seals are placed over windows so she cant break her way out
>as a heavy feeling of dread washes over her as she hears anon laughing in the kitchen and the smell of cake.

>>43892857
My horny mind is immune to your vague bait. I want a lovingly sadistic dommy waifu to dom me in bed and also support me so I can lead a fulfilling life.

>>43893056
Man is the greatest monster of all.

>>43891066
But everyone already knows that the comfiest place to sleep on is your husband

>>43893056
>heavy sense of dread
that wont be the only thing thats heavy lmao
No monster is safe from me

>>43893114
>Anon is an alumnus of the Wonderland School of Culinary Arts and Architectural Design.

I think foxburgers may have poisonous effects on anons

>>43893129
>>43893129
>Anons house is made as an impossible maze for all monsters who dare enter his domicile
>For he is a master architect as wel as being a follower of the architect's teaching

>>43893147
of course not, didnt you read the warning lable?
"foxburg.co is not responsible for any mood shifts, fetish developments, or mannerism changes"
see? perfectly safe!

>Cannot view twitter without an account
>Daily limit of tweets I can view without getting verified
I am calling upon the gremlins to shut it down right now. LET IT ALL BURN.

I wish we got more (any) loving level drain content.

>>43893243
Loving level drain is basically impossible. I'd rather sidestep losing to a sadistic girl, getting drained and belittled, and mindbroken.
Just give me the kinky sex and comfy family life.

>>43893240
>Daily limit of tweets I can view without getting verified
daily huh? did that fag really do it?

Joke is on her I don't have any levels to drain!

>>43893294
>anon starts going into negative levels

I’m beyond levels I got haxs.

>>43893308
I-Is that safe?

>>43893341
Yes and no. Just don't level up and you should be fine.

>>43893276
>Fire the engineers
>Can't keep the website afloat
A man who blows up rockets every week should have really seen this coming.

>>43893341
Yeah, his levels just cause a memory overflow and he hits the level cap again.
Of course, she just gets faster the more levels she drains, which means he hits the overflow faster, which means she gets faster...

Domesticate beastgirls.

>>43893388
Need fluffy beastgirl to pet

>>43893417
>That one comic sequence with the smol doggo girl
>Grows up to be a BEEG doggo girl that makes her owner look like a shota

>>43893432
beeg doggirl just wants to be a good girl

>>43893455

>>43893432
Post it.

>>43893483
Here is page 1
>>43893482 is page 2.
There are some more pages out there on certain sites. She is not a good girl.

>>43893372
still, a daily view limit?

Momfox

>>43893388
>To help combat the rampant rape statistics in our town, we will only allow domesticated monsters into the borders
>Anon turns off the TV and breaths a sigh of relief. No longer will he have to worry about getting raped in the streets, this deserves celebration, maybe a quick run down to the store for some alcohol?
>Right as Anon opens his door, he finds himself face to face with a manticore, brazenly standing on his front porch, flashing him a very dangerous smile
>"Morning, Anon, Hope you are ready."
>But how? There would have at least been a token effort to stop her with the new ban in place, but there isn't even signs of a mall cop giving her a slightly annoyed look.
>As she steps over the threshold into his home, that's when he notices it
>She's wearing a spiked choker
>"Turns out, when you tell the guys at the gate that it's a collar and look meek, it's good enough for them."

Not gonna lie, I'd lose to the first monster that showed me actual care

>>43893496
She suffers from tiny head syndrome.

>>43893562
I'm glad monsters aren't real, I'm too fucked up and solitary to want to deal with them irl. They're a fun and cute fantasy though.

>>43893590
It's sad hours

>living off a steady diet of monster girl breath

>>43893562
Congrats on the level 1 large mouse!
And yes, she's very cheesed to meet you

>Go to Zipangu’s Little Winter Town they said
>The monsters there are just as nice and cuddly as their mainland counterparts they said

>>43893590
Word. I like to think about mamono who're more on the crazy / fucked-up side as maybe a way that I could be with one, but even that doesn't really stick.
That being said, Miss Devil Bug is a mess, but she's a cute one.

>>43893652
Miss Mouse is a cutey.

>>43893686
Is she cheesed to meet me?

>Be Veteran knight from a war
>Drinking at a tavern
>Lizard girl shows up and challenges you
>End up beating her
>She's laying on the ground, clearly super horny from having lost
>Point to one of the bedrooms in the tavern and tell her to get in
>She's almost trembling with exitment
>She gets in and removes her armor and clothes and gets on the bed
>You take off your amor
>She keeps stammering about how since you won you can do whatever you want with her and how she's just a mere lizard waiting to get bred
>Get in bed with her
>pull her down
>Hug her
>Start talking about how you don't want to fight anymore and how the war just drained you of all your hopes and dreams
>Confused lizard noises.wav
>Jokingly say that she said you could use her for anything, so now you're gonna use her as a trauma dump
>Still hugging her
>She hugs back
I like the idea of a really horny monster girl trying to be nice/compassionate while at the same time being 2 seconds from just tearing off your clothes and riding you dick.

>>43893652
Yay?

>>43893657
>The monsters there are just as nice and cuddly as their mainland counterparts they said
They are!

>>43888996

>>43893686
This mouse has a high INT stat

>>43893827
Vaca

>>43893652
I'd be happy because she'd genuinely love me
Right?

>wight that keeps "accidentally" draining you at random moments

>>43893869
es un vieja muerta

>>43893869
Made for black men

>>43893914
I have a weakness for cute clothes

>order inquisitor shows up at my door, saying he needs to search my house for signs of demonic activity
>it's Eddie again
>tell Eddie to fuck off, he already knows why I left the inquisition
>shut the door and go back to cuddling my demon wife
I swear, one of these days I'm going to take her advice and introduce him to a mindflayer.

>>43893968
At least it's better than getting harassed by the demon inquisition. They keep saying that they have evidence I harbor virgin boys but they can never find anything.
It's me, i'm the virgin, but they will never find out. I just tell them I have a nightmare wife that hates being seen.

>>43893933
gimme those succs i need them. especially the choco one
>>43893990
i will just grab the agents

>>43893968
>One day, it isn't Eddie
>Eddie didn't come into work that day
>Eddie's in hell
>Banging his hot Greater Demon waifu

>>43893968
do one better, get some sandworm mana and mark him.

Abbysal lich, inspired by the eldritich lich from d&d/starjammer.

>>43894056
Love girls with extra eyes not on their face. Creeping Coin. Gazer.

>>43894087
neat

>>43894087
cute corpse

>>43893869
This is why I am afraid of them. You can't block spectral claws.

>>43894126
You don't have to worry about wight claws unless you're black

>>43894087
>Eldrilich

>>43894126
Consider that this also means she can hug your soul.
Imagine it anon. Imagine the comfort that comes from having your very essence held in loving arms. You'd never resist her again.

>>43894150
I know. I've read the old scalp massage greentext.

>>43893644
I admire your dedication. Never change, Breathfag.

>>43894186
imagine receiving a scalp massage from a monstergirl

>>43894270
My waifu has developed several different types of gloves and gauntlets for all sorts of scalp massages, headpats, and other such things.

>>43894240
He's also a scatfag

>>43894240
stop samefagging

>>43894297
>dark choco monster
i like htis

>>43894270
>>43894282
>asleep within 60 seconds

Can we not? Consider loving monstergirls instead

You know how birds have cool mating rituals, and some spiders do elaborate dances and such, right?
It' be cool if monsters did those things too
>Serenaded by a harpy
>Amazing dance performance by harpy
>Mesmerizing dance by spider
And so on

>>43894313
She looks like she'd force a boy down and titfuck him until he's a quivering mess.

>>43894325

>>43894325
wurms have an ovuation dance

>>43894325
>Black harpy just shows up and start giving you shiny things until you fuck her.

>>43894325
Traditional Gazer staring contest

>>43894325
>dragon lands in front of you, looks to the sky and blasts out the biggest jet of fire she can manage

>>43894325
It can work the other way around since usually it's the male that does the singing to get the female, so you're pretty much guaranteed a harpy wife if you're any good with music.

>>43894325
Do you not find Miss Kade's romantic "I'm already in your walls... now you get in mine!" ritual attractive?

>>43894397
Anon... monsters do the raping and kidnapping...

>>43894401
Don't let anyone tell you you can't kidnap a (single) monster.

>>43894150
imagine a monster girl complimenting your soul.

>>43894421
>you have a beautiful soul
Is one of the things my waifu says when I ask her why she chose me.

>>43894441
Look at that fat old cat

>>43894465
>old
anon, she's only 2X years old

>>43894483
more like 2^X years old

>>43894421
>Yep, firm but with a little give. These are what we call "medium rare".

>>43894494
>2^1
Damn cats get old fast

Monster girls massaging your very soul.

>>43894325
Didnt KC mention some mgs actually do this? Spiders gift clothes woven out of their silk as a marriage proposal, crabs do a sideways dance to allure a man, and some others I forget

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>>43894465
>>43894483
>>43894494
>>43894539

>>43894565
Siren writes a special song for their hubby
Cheshire bullies her Tom to be without mercy

>>43894565
Yes, Arachne silk clothing if memory serves is usually reserved for the man who becomes their husband and the raw material is highly sought after because of its mana absorbing properties or something like that.

>>43894573
Thank you for the hard work. Any estimate until the archive link is fixed?

>>43894595
By the 15th, probably.

>>43891307
>Enjoying a nice walk
>Suddenly get an "Ambush" warning
>Red comet rapidly descending onto you
>Deafening crash with a huge explosion
>It's an instant KO
>You get carted out by a bunch of small Werecats
>Wake up on the lap of Valstrax-chan
>She's sorry for what she did
>She just wanted to give you a surprise hug

Stop lusting after demons.

>>43894690
never did

>>43894690
Make me.

You know fucking monsters will mutate you right.

>>43894778
I'm counting on it

>>43894690
Can do.

>>43894778
Yes. and?

>>43894778
Holsts are good girls, what's the worst that can happen by fucking one regularly?
>Develop a thirst for milk and a horn fetish

Stupid Bapho took me sharing some chocolate with her as engagement into a relationship and now she won't stop following me around everywhere and climbing onto my back or sitting her fat rump on my lap. How do I deal with her?

>>43894690
>Stop lusting after demons.
I'm imagining a loli Demon in a similar outfit as that angel, what you're asking is not likely to happen soon.

>>43894826
>Holsts are good girls, what's the worst that can happen by fucking one regularly?
I dunno, but I would like to find out!

>>43894778
Wow my cock will be bigger and I'll have more muscles oh nooo

Anon your goblin boss is pissed off at you again, what did you do and how will you solve it?

>>43894826
Every full moon night you become cow man where you will be able to jump over the moon!

>>43894854
I have a 2 step plan for you, Anon.
1) Check her ID.
2) Rape correction.
It's really the only way to make a mamono understand you don't want a relationship with her. Push her down on the bed, grab her by the horns and rape correct her. Sometimes it takes a few sessions, but just persevere and you'll be done in no time!

>>43894778

>>43894920
if she's pissed off, then she can piss on me instead

>>43894690
I don't lust after demons, just look at my angelic wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpbaY52-lBk

>>43894934
>PURE HAPPINESS

>>43894778
>Fuck bicorn
>Dick gets bigger
>Smug minotaur thinks this sill go down like all those cuckhorse pornos
>Instantloss2koma
>Bicorn-chan is holding mino-chan’s head up so she can watch her winch in pleasure
>Turns out it didn’t just up size but the stamina to
>Hours later mino-chan is laying on the bed sweaty, panting and still leaking cum
>Her proud abs now invisible

>>43894539
It turns out cats have way more than just 9 lives

>>43894690
No demons here, just a completely ordinary cat.

>>43894920
managed to pop an eye off again, gonna go grab her and use her as my onahole

>>43894929
You’re not fooling anyone Miss Bapho your schemes won’t work on me.

>>43894994
Oooh! Bake Neko! She would get along with this Chesh who makes pancakes.

I hate Wights.

>>43894945
>that boob size
Sorry but If I'm able to grab it all with one hand I'm not interested

>>43895035
Bro, just, get smaller hands. Like, itty-bitty ones.

>>43894920
Mating press.

>>43894920
Hey I know this one. Doesnt her mom laugh at her when she gets pregnant+shotgun marriage?

>>43895054
Mating press got you into the mess, or that's your solution? Or both?

>>43894929
Baphomet hands typed this post

I wonder if the husbands of monster girls sometimes wear super hero costumes that reflect what their wives look like once in awhile.

>>43895070
yep.
https://hitomi.la/reader/2373442.html#1-

I'm going to beat a Wight up just to make her cry.

>>43895141
Goblins can't beat the cock. Especially since according to her mom humans are just dumb horny apes.

ONCE YOU GO GREEN YOU'LL NEVER BE CLEAN, ANON.

>>43895207
>ONCE YOU GO GREEN YOU'LL NEVER BE CLEAN, ANON.
I'm fine with that, just give me a couple of shortstack greenies like that one

Interrupting memecat's next pun by french kissing her.

>>43891224
>mantago
>amazon
>vampire
I think i go with the edgy elf(vampire)

>>43895017
Proper felines enjoy good protein.
Sweet tooth cats are no good.

Can Bogey's cook? I want something to eat but I'm too lazy to make it myself and I'm not sure if my Bogey wife can cook.

>>43893039
I like to think a metaphorical one but her creating an illusion of a cartoon heart wrapped in webbing is cute as fuck

>>43895229
I prefer greenskins for Orcs and Goblins myself. But I'm also a filthy degenerate who'd literally pick up Goblins like I'm in a Baalbuddy comic and create my own harem.

>>43893056
I want to take a fearsome predator and domesticate them with food and make them lazy

>>43895421
Goblins are great harem material

>>43895458
I hate harems. Guess I'll be taking the elf.