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Beware the harpy booty, a dangerous weapon.

I WANT TO FUCK AN OWL

An awful lot of birdbrains in this thread

>>43861024
There's consequences, Anon.
Owlet consequences.

I love birds, but I love Gazer too.
Someday I will be able to reconcile these matters. Maybe we can get a pet bird? Or something with a bird aesthetic?

Your sexy actions have consequences

>>43861036
and? i'm not a coward, i'm fatherless so i'll make sure my kids aren't

>>43861037
Live in the big city! Make friends with the pigeon harpy couriers. Offer them baked goods and they'll definitely help you out with the occasional errand.

I want wing hugs!

>>43861050
>jubjub
may that poor guy not get fucked to death

>>43861044
Gazer training/hiring the local harpy population to keep tabs on me (and maybe kidnap me to get home faster) sounds very appealing to me.

>>43861036
She looks like she'd be a hoot to have around

>>43861050
Same

>>43861030
Best birb

>>43861050
>>43861077
Same, but I also want to pet a kitty.

>>43861106
What's better? Tailbulb or mofu wings?

What's the girl you liked the most initially? For me it was cores and hounds, oh and demons. Seems like most anons moved on from those girls though

Don't get me wrong I still love em, and If the portals opened and a manticore tried to claim me I'd be very very happy

>>43861117
All kots are good kots. But I gotta admit I like a kot who is a trickster more than one who is a guard cat.

>>43861106
>>43861117
Gimme da griffon champ

>portals open
>human woman are seething that men are ignoring them
>get my ass a shovel and lantern and head to the cemetary
>hoping for a cute banshee or wight
>End up catching the attention of something MUCH more powerful...
>Now have to deal with angry villagers trying to storm your "honeymoon" estate every now and again
>try to get the wife to try something other than maidens blood but she gets fussy
>but still expects you to calm down the crowds durring the day

>>43861144
No that is too much teamwork and evil

Seriously a core would break your body and the chesh would break your mind

>>43861148
>her henchmen bring her a rather ugly maiden
>she takes a bite and starts cussing in Romanian
>something about "hrt" and "never be real maidens blood"

>>43861152
But I could scritch two kitties on their ears and gently pull their tails to get their attention. And TWO cats in bed with me at night means TWICE THE WARM. Also, TWICE THE PURRING.

I'm in her walls

>>43861152
An 18 hour cuddle-tailfuck session will break your body and mind easily. But it will also mend your mind so you will be a happy, cuddly good boy.

>>43861137
Innari and still very close to the top as they are basically the perfect waifu. But if WHFB taught me anything it is that the undead are the best brides. When you win the love of a vampire or a banshee not even death is going to end it

>>43861173
And she will roust you from you hidey hole. Madame 'Kade finds your imitation of negative Oomukade stereotypes offensive.

>>43861183
Manticores truly are the best

>>43861204
Death is but an annoyance.
Mostly because you have to 'level up' your wife from zombie to wight.
That or just shell out the cash to see if she can be raised as a higher level undead.

>>43861209
I want monster head rubs

>>43861213
>>43861204

>>43861163
>>43861148
>Sundays are the worst
>priests look at you very confused at Mass
>they are glad you build them a new cathedral but not exactly pleased with what your wife may or may not be doing

>>43861030
>>43861024
>>43861016
>>43861000
>want to like harpies
>everything about them is snuff

I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna trust a fox

>>43861251
You're reading the wrong settings and looking up the wrong harpies.

i want a monster big enough that they could sit o me and i would not be visible to outside observers

>>43861273
I know of the mamono you seek. She is nocturnal, and cute.

>>43861273

>>43861256
Anon no she'll make you a mofu addict and force you to cook her tofu

>>43861256
ANON NO

>>43861219
Very based, I want a lot of head pats and hair ruffling from my waifu

>>43861307
I don't get the tofu obsession. Surely beef would be far better.

>>43861323
Careful saying that around your wife, she might start eating beef instead and cost you even more money anon

>live alone in the rural countryside
>house is right near the woods
>step outside at midnight hours after work for a smoke
>hear rustling in the woods
>see two glowing eyes staring at me from the bushes
>whatever it is gives out an evil hag cackle at me and distinctly whispers the word "Prey."
>go inside and lock all my doors and barricade the windows with dressers
>sit in my closet clenching a shotgun
I should've stayed in the city man, this shit is too spooky for me....

>>43861204
>undead waifus are cold
>not romantically but physically

>>43861318
A pic like this is something I daydream about, a monster making me drink more and more until I'm helpless to them, leaving me a giddy mess while they do whatever they want to me

>>43861285
big, dont think shed fit in my house

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to enjoy a nice, rainy night under the umbrella of a yokai.

>>43861328
That's fine, that means I won't have to eat tofu then.

>>43861332
>>whatever it is gives out an evil hag cackle at me and distinctly whispers the word "Prey."
>flick it off and tell it I'm armed before heading back in

>>43861328
>>43861323
>fox wife eat tofu to look refined
>in reality she has to actively fight the urge to raid chicken coops at night
>this is released in sexual frustration, which is why you have so many bite and scratch marks

>>43861332
A shotgun won't stop Skinwalker chan anon, you should just surrender so she doesn't have to get forceful.

>>43861337
>be a soldier in the Order
>monsters sighted near a town, your squad was sent to investigate
>carousing with your buddies at the local tavern
>prettiest wenches you've ever seen
>a blonde girl leans over and offers you a free drink for your service
>don't even look at what she's pouring, your eyes are focused on something else
>next thing you know you're coming to in the back of a wagon
>see your friend across from you
>"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

Fox (evil)

>>43861359
I think you messed it up, that's Fox (horny).

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43861332
Let the Wendigo take you.

What do you call an Alp who's a hag?
A Haggot.

>Come home from a long day of adventuring
>Ask Shoggy to hold my sword for a bit so I can take off my armor
>She just stabs it into her “dress” and lets it float there
Shogs sure are silly

>>43861433
>She just stabs it into her “dress” and lets it float there
>anon freaks out and pulls it out while checking to see if shoggy is alright
>she doesn't understand why anon is like that, but she enjoys the pampering she is receiving
shogs are dumb dumb

No, Kiki, I'm not going to stop playing video games and eating junk food, I'm happy just the way I am and you can't fix me!

>>43861525
You have no reason to reject Kiki's homemade burger and fries.

>>43861525
Wouldn't she want you to be a slob? If you weren't she'd be just sitting around all day.

What makes a monster girl have such a smug face all the time?

>>43861580
Wanna find out?

D'you think Lilith would be ALEPH or ZAYIN-tier as an Abnormality?

>>43861580
Cause they know you can't resist

Challenging a Lilim to a one on one battle as a brave and honorable Order Paladin!
Getting beaten after a long and strenuous fight!
Falling to both knees in front of her and admitting your loss!
Telling her to strike you down and get it over with already as you curse your weakness!

>>43861693
>your face when she actually does strike you down with a final blow
>her troops face when she actually does strike you down with a final blow
>lilim sees her troops reaction and gets confused and defends herself
>"What!? He said to do it! He literally just said to! You heard it!"

>>43861716
He dead with a smile and a peaceful mind. Based

So what happens if you skip pyrows crafty plans and straight up confess your love to her?

>>43861580
Flayer is the most smug

>>43861756
a very flustered pyrow
who will also very quickly take off all her clothes

>>43861675
Honestly, HE-tier. Mamono mana would probably slow down the other Abno. Qliphot timers considerably, if not stop them altogether. Couple that with low work requirements, high Enkephalin yield, and she'd be one of the tamer abnormalities one could get.

>Go to gym
>Cardio day
>Centaur gets on treadmill in front of my
>Can’t stop staring
>Watching that fat whorse ass jiggle
>Finishes up her workout
>While heading to locker room she looks over st me
>Shakes her ass at me again

>>43861757
>flayer enters your mind
>finds an empty space with a mob face anon saying how cute ms mindflayer is
is she still smug?

>>43861332
Turn the hunter into a prey or start a wildfire

Fellas, why haven't you found yourself a nice, Distorted wife yet?

>Almost always stronger than you, so you don't have to worry about opening those tough pickle jars
>Makes enough money doing "work" that you don't need to give up your WFH job to survive
>Loves you just the way you are, NEET or not
There's (next to) no downsides!

>>43861000
Anon asks her for a handjob.

I don't know what this is from but it's clearly furshit so fuck off.

>>43861822
Not quite furshit, but close? Kinda?

Ms. Angel seems... off today. She keeps biting her lip when she sees me and I constantly hear her panting...? She must be getting sick...

>>43861825
>literally an anthropomorphic dog
>not quite furshit
What color is the sky on your planet?

>>43861822
Is this more to your liking, anon?

>>43861549
>Kiki gives her master the most delicious homemade diner food after he refuses to stop eating like he does.
>The caveat is she’s going to burn off his calories a different way.
>Anon realizes too late as he wakes up that he’s tied to the bed.
>The rapes will continue until weight loss improves.

43861833
Kys, you already overstayed your welcome

>>43861840
That so dumb, you can't burn calories if you're restrained and kiki are not rapist. Use a manti

>>43861799
I bet that centaur’s gonna Titfuck you in the showers and then slip her address into your bag so you can claim her virginity.

>>43861845
No, Kiki will do fine. And hours of nonstop sex will burn off all that unnecessary fat. She doesn’t care if you’re conscious for all of them too.

"Be not afraid... now come to bed, darling, it's my turn to be the little spoon."

Goodnight

>>43861857
how much did those little hats cost?

>>43861851
Sure, you just want to insert femdom where it's not needed.

>>43861861
They came with the big one, 20$ for pure arachne silk hats.

I SEEK KNOWLEDGE

>>43861869
Alas, all you found was Haku-sensei's unfinished attempt at creating a definitive timeline for Getter Robo

>>43861869
I don't listen to cows!

>>43861871
It's right next to her shipping container full of lewd fanfiction.

Stop wordlessly shilling fanart from some obscure setting I don't know about. It's rude.

>>43861884
Lobotomy Corp, Library of Ruina and Limbus Company.

There, now you know about them.

>>43861884
Looks like someone's ban has ended

>>43861885
Then go to /vg/ and bother them over there. This is the monstergirl thread. Things without a human face are not welcome.

>>43861869
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

>>43861873
I would listen to this cow.

>>43861928
Would you?

>>43861931
Yeah, I'm sure I can learn a lot from her.

You gotta help her, anon! She's been rehearsing all week, and she needs YOU to tell her how good of a job she's doing!

>>43861137
I initially found the warm, wet softness of sandworms to be super hot, but I eventually moved on. I still fairly enjoy them, but I feel like living with them would be the equivalent of trying to dry your wet sandy clothes on the beach 24/7 unless you became a nudist.

>>43861950
>he willingly wears pants
Get a load of this guy.

>>43861959
Pockets are useful.

>>43861137
Dragon, but then I advanced towards the batcat and stayed that way.
You can see my natural attraction towards helpless dorks.

monkey business

Monsters need to learn that human faces are not chairs and respect our breathing room.

>>43861980
Why should they listen? They're stronger than us.

>>43862000
Nukes and their use on every male population, our own included.

I have come to the realization that the best daughters are prim and proper young ladies like Momoka from Im@s U149.
Which species is best to raise in such a way?

43862000
>Western shit
It's ugly

>>43861971
I have a need

>>43862013
>monsters want to sit on my face
>humans want to kill me with nukes
and they wonder why people keep emigrating to monster countries

>>43862025
Monster behinds sitting on your face can strain your neck muscles and cause you pains and cramps or suffocate you. Sitting on a human's face is an act of evil by Monsters.

>>43861137
I'd bet that Hellhounds are most newcomers' favorite. Eventually they move onto one of the other 200+ species.
Anubis also seem to be liked among newcomers but people stick to them.

>>43862053
Not if you go for best girls. Harpies are lightweight and have soft bottoms, it's no different from hugging a pillow

>>43862067
>pillow
I toss and turn in my sleep a bit, I need to use a monster ass with padding and durability as a pillow.

>>43862076
boy then do i have the farm for you!
>>43860590

>>43861137
I don’t remember if I had a favorite initially, but shortly after reading the Holstaur profile I realized I liked them a lot and couldn’t stop thinking about them. They’ve been my favorites for about 10 years now.

>>43861873
Nice gainz, mino-san!

>>43861931
Who makes such big sweaters for such big wives?

>>43862092
Big Sheep

>>43861971
>>43862000
Is it true that monkeys can attain a legendary super state of horniness if they get angry enough?
Imagine the hatesex.

>>43862053
This is why shoggoths are good, your bed will be tuned to a cosmically perfect alignment.
Note: Do not attempt to comprehend what position you are sleeping in upon waking up. Allow your bed to return to a more possible position before thinking.

>>43862092
Future me in my factory for mamono size tools and clothes. High cost, affordable cost, nuki are not allowed near the factory and will be tranquilized on sight

>>43862106
Monkey powerful, but lack discipline.

>>43862141
Torturing monkey is bad.

>>43862192
She groped many of her fellow male students last night while they were asleep.

>>43862210
Whore.

>43861148
>43861223
>43861817
>43861855
>43861875
Mods, is everything okay?

>>43862067
What about big harpies?

>>43862246
Wingspan gets exponentially larger the heavier a bird is.
That harpy must have a wingspan rivaling that of small planes.

Your odds of being raped by a cat are low but never zer-
Wait, let me recheck my math
Okay, odds are actually quite high, you are in constant danger of being raped by a cat.

>>43862261
False, I'm the one who will rape a werecat into a molly

>>43862261
The only cat that can rape me is stripey and massively muscular.

>>43862261
I'm waiting.

>>43862261
Big talk coming from a mere Molly

>>43862261
Having recently spent time with cats, I can assure you that most of them don't rape.
They will however demand sudden cuddles and pets, only to then demand you take responsibility when you get too into it.

The only cat I pet is large and she staunchly denies that she loves it.

>>43861357
Todd Howard, you did it again!

>>43862261
That’s why you should always carry a chip clip and an air tight back of cat nip on your person at all times, put the clip on the back of her neck to immobilize her then use the cat nip to make her docile. You now have a cat.

>>43861946
is there a proper term for the flesh slime things?

>>43862502
alright yeah sure this works fine... until you've got a cat nip high cat thats pretty plump and she wants you to carry her home

All of you are stupid, cats don't rape. They release pheromones that drive anon's mad and make Anons rape them.
Stupid anons not even familiar with biology lmao

>>43861137
Sandworm. She still is my favorite.

Tastes in other girls have changed though. I used to prefer shogs over kikis; now I prefer kikis over shogs. I think shog is the only one I've demoted. They're still good, but I just like others more now. As for other girls, it's not that some other is better now. It's just I add them to a list of girls I like, so my attention to a specific girl gets diluted. Still in the same tier, the same rating, but there are more in those top tiers

>>43861137
Manticore, still one of my favorites. Just ticks off all the boxes - femdom, plenty of monstrous bits and tailpussy + venom combo mean you'll never get bored of having sex.

I'm sick of Mamono acting like they own us humans and viewing us like we're just some damn cattle or pets that only exist to be suitors for them!
I'm so angry about being looked down upon! I'll teach them a lesson for all mankind!
I'm gonna go to MGC and attack and beat up the first Monster I see!

>>43861693
>>43861716
And then next day, Paladin Anon comes back after respawning and leveling up to try the Lilim boss fight again! And he triumphs! And takes her as his wife!

>>43862611
>first monster he sees is a lilim
Nothing personel, anon
>captcha: H4G
It's a sign

>>43861137
dragons, though ive drifted to undead dragons, but thats like adding spice to delicious meat

>>43862611
>first monster anon sees is a 10 foot salamander girl who loves fighting

>>43862611
Sleep mouse doesn't look down on you. She actually looks up to you and depends on you for protection against those dangerous cheshires. You're her hero and her comfort. Her only true companion

>>43862611
Slime is gladly help you exercise and let out your aggression.

>>43861361
She used to succ men to death so yeah

>>43862627
Oh no!

Only breed and marry with docile monsters.

What would happen to me if I was so bold as to walk right up to Pharaoh in her throne room and ask her to her face how her paizuri game is in front of all her guards?

>>43862712
>"let me show you"
>summons her husband in the room
>gives him a paizuri in front of you
>"Jealous?"
>snaps her fingers
>you get nabbed by a mummy and dragged off to her sarcophagus in the catacombs
Check to make sure she's single first before you ask. Reduces the chance she commands a mummy to drag you off from 100% to 81%

>>43862560
Well, carry her home bro. Pet her too

>>43862611
>I'm sick of Mamono acting like they own us humans and viewing us like we're just some damn cattle or pets that only exist to be suitors for them!
>I'm so angry about being looked down upon! I'll teach them a lesson for all mankind!
Yes
>I'm gonna go to MGC and attack and beat up the first Monster I see!
Wrong.

>>43862611
> Miss Hellhound is confused, as out of nowhere, a pudgy Anon is ineffectively attacking her.
> Doesn't know how to get his weight behind his blows.
> Has no understanding of how her height gives her more reach and her reach means he has no chance of escape.
> Just these butterfly kisses of punches and incoherent screeching.
> Why can't a normal man hit on her?.
> She sighs and starts dialing a number on her cell.
> "Hello? 911? I need a mind flayer."

Do not fornicate with evil women anon
I know it's tempting
But don't give in

>>43862867
Instead, fuck your nachos. Get some salsa up your peehole, Anon. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. LOOK AT HOW SMUG SHE IS. UNSMUG HER BY CRUSHING HER CHIPS WITH YOUR ANON-COCK!

>>43862470
Who let Anon in the Jinko enclosure?

Sexy office wolves!

>>43862924
>anon can’t stand spicy food!
>laughingnachos.jpg

>>43862958
Me

>>43863090
Anon is every zoo girl's favorite keeper.

>>43862611
Seems a mere male dragon is getting uppity again.

>>43863124
I love malefs have they been released yet? Not sure if I'm allowed to com art of one

>>43862014
>I have come to the realization that the best daughters are prim and proper young ladies like Momoka from Im@s U149.
You mean "the best wives"

>>43863124
>Still lose against him if he eat a raging mushrooms
Mere' dragon in denial should shut the fuck up for once

>>43863203
Don't let the daughtermommywife jokes get to you.
Older monsters are superior when it comes to being wives anyways.

So how do i get a dragon/cel companion?
last time i talked to one she screaming at me for using guns saying using guns is offesive wtf...

>>43863269
Based Rhea enjoyer

sounds homosexual
I just go sleeep amongst the wurms, its pretty good, warm and soft

>>43862867
I'm confident I can fix her!

>>43862924
Atlach-Nachas are kinda evil though.
>Want to end the world as we know it
>Most likely scenario is they'll monsterize every human woman into nachos

>>43863235
Nonsense, daughterwives are the best.

Im gonna go cave exploring
Im eith gonna ed up dead or king of the ant girls, with a drorome as middle ground

>>43863369
i don't want a wurm i want a strong and loyal Dragon companion to go exploring anicent ruins,gaining exp,helping people and so on wurms are too dumb for that

Do you like girls with a third eye?

>>43863374
Abyssal realms are cool I think there should be more of them. That I will expand the abyssal empire across the lands.

>>43863405
You can have a smart wurm
imagine a "smart muscle" wurm

>>43863386
Imagine ending up stuck deep inside a cave with no hope to escape
Thinking about how this will be your tomb and how you'll be remembered for having a foolish death
Only for a group of ant girls to rescue you and make you their queen's designated breeder

>>43863440
>smart
>wurm
pick one but only one

>>43863424
It's a good looking eye and there's plenty of it
t. Lars

>ohh im gonna do this and this!
Actually here's what your overweight, smelly lard NEET weeb ass is going to do when the portals do open.
1. Cry because you think you're going to die somehow
2. Get married to a monster equally as disgusting as your basement dwelling neckbeard ass
3. Enjoy the devil bug or beelzebub from now on because face it, that's all you'd qualify for

>>43863473
Hey at least they found love and we should be happy for them.

>No sir, vampires do not use garlic like its cocaine
>No sir, dragon gold is practially worthless unless they spend it themselves
>No sir, Elves are not restited to bows, they just have a history of good marksmanship
>yes sir, it is strange that your son's childhood friend has blue skin
>No sir, snake oil is FOR lamias, not FROM lamias
>No sir, there is yet to be any technology that has been sucessfully "gremlin proofed"

>>43863473
you never know
motivation can strike anyone at anytime
and for the record I am not a neet, I have a job

getting 'milked' by farmer holst!

>>43863473
That's a lie. Everyone knows lolis go for the fat, ugly, bald guys.

>>43863473
Mean. I'm employed and am within the healthy BMI range for my height and age.
... the first one would probably still happen...

>>43863473
I am severely underweight but I have a high paying job and my own house. I'm gonna marry a girl that can cook.

>>43863473
I deserve at least a rat girl.

All wives should be at least a head or two taller than you. Anons deserve to be snuggled up to a big monster's soft, warm body.

>>43863462
they go together like pb and j

>>43863688
Incorrect. All wives should be big enough to eat you. Anons deserve to be licked all over by monster's warm, slimy tongue.

>>43863473
Oh no, my man. I'm going to be deployed at a set up decontamination checkpoint, where I will be dealing with people filled with mamono mana, feel disgusted by the effect It has on men, then actively try to avoid any sort of romance because I'm fucked up like that. I will kill myself the moment I feel anything unnatural happening with me.
Not even sure what's wrong with me

i will work out and then get a wurm wife and a jabber wife

I sure hope Bapho-chan doesn't discover my fetish for lactating flatties, or else she'd get smug on me and know she holds absolute power over me....

jabber holst is best holst hybrid

>>43863800
I can think of some better ones.
>White Horn Holst
>Shirohebi Holst
>Lava Golem Holst
>Grizzly Holst
>Amazoness Holst

>>43863835
Drinking from lava golem holst sounds dangerous...

>>43863835
>milk too cold
>milk tastes like obsession
>millk tastes spicy
>Milk tastes lkike honey
>Milk tastes like chalk

Decided to take the day off
So instead of being at work thinking about code
I am in bed thinking about my alraune ghoul wife

>>43861137
Kejourous in mge. For monster girls in general it was slimes.

>>43863849
It's just warmer than usual.
>>43863850
>>milk too cold
lol no, reindeer milk has proper temperature, may even be warmer than normal.
>>milk tastes like obsession
>>millk tastes spicy
Matter of preference.
>>Milk tastes lkike honey
Saying like it's a bad thing.
>>Milk tastes like chalk
what

>>43863875
amazon milk is bad

>>43863115
It's normal to help them get a husband, I hope that find one day I will find my wife tho

>>43863615
She seems sweet, would play patty cake with

>>43863473
>overweight
>implying i care enough to eat that much
>smelly
>implying i dont shower whenever i have to go out in public or start to smell
>neet
ok yeah, but still.
>weeb
>implying everyone here has to be a fan of anime.
man, i just like foxes and dont see any value in this world. cant a guy catch a break? its already a miracle that im not suicidal.

>>43861000

>>43863881
Incorrect.

Does oni or satyros milk have a higher alcohol content?

>>43863947
Who are you replying to ?

Had a dream where I was desperately trying to buy a foil hellhound trading card, but the hound on the card wasn't my musclehound, it was a short, goth/punk twin tail hellhound

>>43864016
>>/jp/thread/43861000#p43863473

>>43861307
Oh my god! I want her to wrap me up with her tails!

>>43864026
I see, not everyone is a NEET, I'm posting from work.

>>43864018
Did my posts influence your dreams?

>>43864043
Maybe? was the first one I've had in a hot minute, the trading card was a standout side plot to the dream locations I've been before

The Centaur Realms have grown tired of this thread's lack of hossposting, and have decided to invade. (You) will now be abducted by and married to a clydesdale centaur with boobs as big as your head. Do not resist.

>>43864094
I don't need to resist, I have a plastic bag. Horses fear the plastic bag.

>>43864094
>>43864105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7foQwKtNx0

I am once again asking you to tell me about your mge wife.

For example, what's her personality like, what's she look like, how you guys met, how she expresses affection, and things like that.

>>43864127
Fuck off tree rat

>>43863969
it tastes bad and that a fact

>>43864127
She looks a lot like the profile, to the point she doesn't even wear clothes around the house.
One night she just appeared before me and decided to stick around, whether I wanted her to or not.
Her behavior is complex and difficult to describe except by example. She changes how she behaves depending on her mood and my own behavior. She's almost always watching me if she can help it.

>>43864171
I am a waifufag
Just like the rest of you, goodness.

>>43864328
Gazer?

>>43864094
Decent hossbutt art is great but hard to find. I almost kinda understand what /k/ is getting at.

>>43864406

>>43864410
>Myshogg.wad
Yup

I know degeneracy is a Monster Girl staple but is it normal if I want to get ravaged by a Parasite Slime because I don't think it is

>did you not read the sign you fucking dipshit

>>43864127
massive milky wurm
she is very motherly and is a nun, I met her when i isekaied over to MGE, as a baby. She usually expresses affection by both teasing me a bit and b being a lovable dumb old lady

>>43864484
Don't waste images on off-topic. It offends the wannabe oldfags.
Also, it's fine. Embrace the degeneracy, so long as it's MG related. Monster bits are the reason we are here. Slime, tentacles, tails, claws, fangs, wings, horns, fur, scales, talons, unusual eyes, bizzare limbs. Things mankind can only dream about.

i want to wake up in hagville as a level one anon and attempt to do a level one quest over there

Beware Manticores.

>>43864554
Careful, most of the quests there are cleverly disguised recruitment quests, or reward cursed equipment that binds you to monsters. The skill trainers there don't even give combat training!

>dirty talk from my waifu is all about how I'm a degenerate that wants all sorts of depraved things done to me
>how I'm doomed to drown in pleasure
>how I should feel lucky to have a girl that can put up with all my perversion and won't just crush me all at once
>how I'd probably still be excited to get crushed like that
>aftercare is her calmly explaining the simple psychology behind it all, and how it ties back to human nature
>curiosity and desire for affection are major human charm points to her, so my depravity is one of the things she loves about me
>she will continue to watch over me and care for me, as we explore the depths of pleasure together
Also she rubs my back in a loving but non-sexual manner. Occasionally she gives a chaste kiss to my shoulder blades.

Hats

>>43864639
So what if I just want to get enough money to start a business in town, would they impede me ?

>>43864709
Danukibait

>43864527
>respecting thread culture means you're a wannabe oldfag
we dont post off topic because if every other post was a meme or reaction image like some shitty /vg/ general then we would almost always hit the image limit under regular board traffic
we are here for MONSTER GIRLS
shitty reaction image =/= monster girls
frogposts =/= monster girls
wojacks =/= monster girls
flavor of the month thing with a stock monster girl image pasted over it =/= monster girls (there is a difference between this and rewriting an event to be monster girl related)
cait/cu siths, and all other furshit =/= monster girls
monster boys =/= monster girls

>>43864127
BIG DOG, calls me a pervert/freak for my degenerate fetishes before indulging in them

>>43864639
ill just pop into a libary and buy skillbooks

>>43864588
If she's purring it's fine, right?
>>43864681
I think it's important to pay attention to their tails wagging

>>43864681
To make things more convincing, my waifu uses things like charm magic, melty kiss, and censor of memories (in extreme cases) to impair my rational thoughts just enough so I buy in to the dirty talk.
She also takes down notes and dates on what we've done recently, cycling through different types of play and varying her approach to keep things fresh.
It's all about getting into a particular mindset, then giving me release once I reach that point. Then comes the aftercare while I'm in sage mode and capable of rational thoughts once again.

Conversely, all I do for her when I decide top is bend her over a table and start plapping. Maybe I'll call her a slut. It's all very spur of the moment.

>>43864639
no way, Ms. Fox just wants me to find her kittycat, its just near that crazy dark mage with all the cat girls

>nowhere to run, sweetie~

>>43864908
k, but i liek fatties tho, get softer and i wont either

>>43864908
i think that this schoool is weird how can monsters who are 1xxxxxxx years old be here?

>>43864938
im not sure why but i really want to see a muscle monster try to hit on a man that likes soft mamano and get turned down, i just think the reaction would be funny
>"w-what do you mean? i spent YEARS perfecting my body! and you turned me down without a second thought because you like those ugly fat FREAKS!?!"
>"WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!"

>>43864588
sauce? to think even mantictaur would be cute

>>43865000
>perfecting
more like ruin, mister universe
Im going for that fat old tanuki chopping on those pizza over there

man i'd love being an annoying brat to older monsters so one would tr and rape me so i behave

>>43865000
>>43865043
>monster starts aggressively eating fox burgers

>>43864681
>>43864876
I consider myself a switch, but I feel like I default to a selfish sub that won't debase myself with service. My latent dominant tendencies are more easily motivated by revenge or a desire for payback, and only a few types of play shift me into the sexual sadist mindset. Maybe I'm just lazy?
Thinking it over, I begin to see shades of Purgatorio all over my analysis of my tendencies. I suppose this is normal for all people, with each individual's proclivities deriving from the interplay of the intensities of the 7 sins for that person.

Is there such a thing as being too cerebral over sex? Does awareness and a willingness to discuss such things make me a better lover?

>>43865195
>she keeps her training going
>becomes both the unstoppable force and immovable object
>now NOTHING can stop her from getting anon
uh oh...

What would happen if I pulled a lilims tail.

>>43865243
>she forgot stairs

>>43864728
>cait/cu siths =/= monster girls
Seriously fuck off. I don't like them either, but they have profiles in MGE. You're just being arbitrary. Learn to ignore things and you'll be better off.
>b-but if we stop policing the thread and jhst ignore everything bad the place will deteriorate!
Going after non MGE/monster girl stuff is fine. Don't ignore that. Cait and cu siths are objectively MGE though.

>the irish furnigger is bad
cmon the past few days were great!

Can you faggots just shut the fuck up?
>Don't waste posts on reaction images
>Don't post Cait and Cu because the ensuing shitstorm is too much hassle

>>43865286
back. i meant back. fuck.
but you're also bad so it works out.

>I don't like them either
Reading is hard.

the only people that defend the siths are furniggers, you arent fooling anybody by saying "i dont like them either"

>>43865255
a scream of lust

>43865263
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ALLOW EVERY PART OF MGE IN THIS THREAD
I'm pretty sure KC wouldn't mind if a bunch of NEETs on a Malaysian croquet board choose not to acknowledge certain parts of his setting. The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm, and if that means ignoring certain parts, then I'm sure he'd understand.

>>43864554
>accidently walk into a endgame raid.
>the way in closes behind Anon.
>a one monster patrol finds Anon
>"oh my, arent you here a little early.~"
>"we cant have you fight like that! it'll be no fun for anyone involved."
>"dont worry, noones going to hurt you here. we'll take good care of you~"
dosent help that the entrances are usually hidden or disguised.
>fox's invisible illusionary boundary
>Apophis/pharaohs pro bass shop
>interdimensional subway train to ms lich's private estate.

Name the first three MGs that come to mind when considering your favorites.
Bonus: Name three fetishes you really like.

>>43865263
As you've been told a thousand times these are not the MGE threads, therefore it doesn't matter what is or isn't in MGE, if it's not a monster girl, ie the furries, then it does not belong her.

>>43865007
https://nhentai.net/g/459865/

Disclaimer: First chapter is Male Orc x Female Elf but the rest of it is Humane Male x Monster Girl with a pregnancy outcome featuring a cute Lamia and a Dragon

Stealing panties and lingerie from powerful monsters and selling them online. Yes I did steal this idea from that Lovebyte story

>>43865263
So following your logic, if we are obligated to tolerate furshit because it's MGE, then surely it means we are the official MGE thread and you agree that non-MGE content needs to go, right?

>>43865383
>instantly taken down on panda
>somehow still up on nhentai
i'm confused

>>43865392
Stealing is bad.

You people are so autistic I don't understand how you function.
>Ignore shit that makes you angry
>Report it when it reaches the point of spamming or obvious trolling
>Discuss monstergirls from any setting that are sufficiently hot enough to expand dong
>Furshit it off-topic because this is /jp/ and not /trash/. If it has a snout, it's out
>Be considerate of other Anons. If you want to discuss Alps, you can do so on other boards

>>43865374
>foxes
>lamias
>kots
and for the bonus, its only one: making them soft through excessive pampering, REALLY soft. just big 'ol pillows to hug and grope while cuddling as a result of my love for them.

>>43865362
well im fucked, since im very curious and tend to explore alot

>>43865362
>Apophis/pharaohs pro bass shop
i can see the official name now, "Apo'Pharaoh's bass 'n ass"
for all your fishin' and fuckin' needs.

>>43865305
>don't post canonical monster girls because some of the resident autists will have a meltdown about it
Nah. Instead of asking them to refrain from making valid and on topic posts, how about you hold the unhinged autists accountable and ask them to get a grip on themselves.

>>43865337
I'm not defending siths. I said, in my post, that I don't like them. I think they're ugly. They have straight up canine faces and that isn't my thing at all. But guess what, I think centaurs and horsepussy is gross too. What both those things have in common is they're both canonical in mge and have profiles, so nothing I can do about it.

>>43865358
>choose not to acknowledge certain parts of his setting
I'm sure he wouldn't, and neither would I. Everyone would. Having a meltdown about them everytime they're brought up isn't ignoring them though. So please, make KC, me, and the rest of us proud by just ignoring siths if you despise them so much. The thread would be much better for it. Thank you.

>>43865377
Please take your meds anon. This is like the second or third time I've visited these threads this year.

>>43865393
This isn't the official mge thread. We do have mge in every OP though and just about every discussion centers on some girl from it.

I'm going to take my own advice and ignore you guys beyond this point because if you still want to stir shit then there's nothing I can say or do to change that.

>>43865374
>hellhound
>cheshire
>shirohebi
And fetishes are facesitting, sweat, and being squeezed hard by a lamia tail.

>>43865374
wurm, bogies, jabberwocks
fatties, smelly, and smothering

>>43865491
*no one would

Shorthand directory of the monstergirl fandom
>/jp/ threads
General bickering. Archive links. Forced memes. Occasionally a drawfriend takes suggestions.
>/monster/
Specific interests. Drawing and writing improvement. /pol/shit in the meta thread. Aux will ban you if you are a bigger autist than he is.
>capybara
MG game discussion and repository. Kemono thread on the alt board
>/d/, /lgbt/, /aco/, /trash/
Threads for specific content.

You are not well. But you will be. Eventually. Not too soon.

>>43865362
im going to the creepy dark mage potion store

Falling asleep on the hagville park bench!
Waking up somewhere else!

>>43865545
just dont go through the "personnel only" entrance.

>>43864554
Rather be the optional post-end game raid boss for the party of hags that completed their journey without any of them finding a husband

>>43865491
Shut up, bitch. You have plenty of other places on the internet to go and post/discuss your degeneracies. These places will be more accepting and open to furthering discussion, so I suggest you go there immediately.
The ONLY reason you force it here is to start shit.
>But muh
SILENCE. Your response is unnecessary and self-serving. Your presence adds nothing of value to these threads. DISAPPEAR.

Fufufu~

>>43865491
no one would consider elves or dark mages monster girls if it weren't for mge, but because they have profiles anons get away with posting them here. so it's funny watching the thread police say siths having profiles doesn't make them monster girls

hypocrites

>>43865556
i fell asleep in an Inn and woke up with a old rat tied up by a spider on the ceiling
>>43865565
y not. now i wanna enter that place

>>43865525
The /d/ thread is perfect for everyone complaining about /mgt/ being too autistic. But of course none of the whiners will go there because then they would have to go through the effort of livening it up, instead of leeching on us.

>>43865491
>This is like the second or third time I've visited these threads this year.
Then what do you care?

>>43865582
It feels like she's mocking me

Why are we constantly having the same arguments about the same monstergirls

You should adopt a cat. Don't leave them on the streets.

>>43865629
Is this legal, man?

>>43865447
I know you have more fetishes than that
>>43865492
Is squeezing a form of bondage? Is facesitting also a form of bondage?
>>43865498
>jabberwock
>those fetishes
I won't judge you

Stop being such prudes. The lot of you.

>>43865624
Because autistis can't accept that 4chan is not their safe space and replying to certain posts and arguments will only make such arguments more commonplace.
Because too many people don't realize that you can choose to ignore the shitstorm instead of extend it.

>>43865653
Any community that doesn't gatekeep will be overwhelmed with filth, without exceptions.

>>43865624
We can have an argument about Sea Slimes, I never see them being discussed.

>>43865605
One of the reasons I stopped checking in here is I got tired of the constant bickering over trivial things. I genuinely believe this place would improve if people just learned to ignore things. And I tried convincing you and others of the same, though it appears to have been a waste of my time.

>>43865680
I argue that due to their increased salinity, Sea Slimes are less likely to freeze in cold climates!

>>43865374
Bicorns
Unicorns
Kikimoras, preferably proto~
>Something about the duality of purity & degeneracy, and someone to help clean up afterwards
Harem
Domming
Piroshkis and Pilsner

Capcha: H8WW0X - I dont hate Wocks, I dont even hate Siths&Alps, just don't see the point of KC even going as furry as kobols and nekos, let alone further.

>>43865697
>I genuinely believe this place would improve if people just learned to ignore things
>leaves because he can't ignore "bickering over trivial things"
Something doesn't add up here.

>>43865697
>though it appears to have been a waste of my time.
Finally you're starting to understand, now go to one of the numerous alternatives and do something productive there instead of derailing this thread with futile preaching.
I like this thread the way it is and I don't feel like risking losing it to try some new open approach you're trying to sell us on.

>>43865715
It doesn't add up because that's just one of the reasons, as I said.

>>43865721
Not interested. I'll be back to repeat this song and dance. If I felt like being nice I'd get a trip so you could filter it, but you being a cunt doesn't really earn you that level of consideration.

>>43865673
Gatekeeping on 4chan is an invitation for derailment, as we have seen today and on all other days. Anyone can post anything in these threads unless and until the mods act.
This is simply how 4chan works. This isn't Reddit. You cannot downvote shit to oblivion or rely on karma.
Your options are as follows.
(THEY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE)
>Get a life. Learn to understand that people have different opinions.
>Report off-topic and spam. This is the ONLY WAY that mods will take notice. No amount of shit flinging or walls of text will accomplish anything. If you want to speak to the mods directly, go on IRC. I fucking dare you, quadruple faggot.
>Go someplace else. You won't find boatsluts in the Hellhound thread on /monster/, and you can find all the hags you could ever want in the relevant threads on /d/

If you engage in a back-and-forth with something you don't want in the thread, you are still failing at gatekeeping, because you are increasing the amount of posts that tie back to that thing you don't like.
Whatever, it isn't like you will read this anyway. You're probably the same newfag ESL retard from yesterday, or at least just as intelligent (read: stupid). You lack the capacity to understand and learn. Lurk moar and don't bother posting until you are ready to discuss monstergirls.

>>43865491
>all that text to say "just ignore the tumor bro, it'll go away. why bother worrying about it?"
fuck off, ive seen what furniggers do to places when they are allowed in, they take over like filth until the ONLY option is to just leave and let the former place die.
but guess what? there arent that many chan related places to talk about monster girls, and not everyone finds all of those places tolerable. "just leaving" isnt an option when there are only a handful of places.

>>43865707
Makes sense, a large range is a plus for them.

>>43865794
There is next to no reason for a dedicated furry to pick mge of all the potential fantasy settings for their furry oc. Kill yourself.

>>43865583
This anon brings up a great point and I'd love to see anyone retort it (you can't).

how does a purple monster fair after drinking the grimcance shake?

>>43865831
>There is next to no reason for a dedicated furry to pick mge of all the potential fantasy settings for their furry oc
Too bad all furries are retarded and/or psychopaths like the mick. You can't apply reason to "people" who belong in a white padded cell.

>>43865776
>invitation for derailment
But it's fags like (You) who are the primary case of derailment. Right now the thread is derailed because some faggot got butthurt when someone said you shouldn't post furshit. Which is true, when mick is banned practically nobody mentions them and nobody posts their images.
So what's the fucking point of all of this? Just ignore it just like you keep telling people to and move on.

>>43865794
No, you fuck off. Go bitch to the mods if you are that desperate. Stop shitting up the thread with long blocks of text.
And furthermore
>Stop assuming everyone here supports the potato and all his KC-hating autsim.
>Stop assuming everything and everyone is a plot to slip degeneracy into a thread (that is focused on degeneracy anyway)
We hate him and we hate you too.

Go post your hags and cosplay-tier crap in a different thread. There are plenty of other places in 4channel.org if you are too much of a prude for /d/.
If you have nothing to give these threads other than autistic and overzealous policing, then you have no business being here.

>>43865831
>why would a dedicated furry pick MGE?
who's gunna tell him?
>muh elves
elves are only tolerated because they are not human and also not furshit. if it was up to me they would be in the gutter just like fur niggers.
but knife ear lovers dont try to completely change a community inside out, so like i said, they are tolerated because there are bigger problems.

>>43862623
Office lady lilim is weak to mating press

>>43865841
I gave a Grimace Shake to an Apophis as a joke and her snatch is like dipping your hand in warm petroleum jelly. Send help, she's extra horny now.

>>43865852
I'm the one advocating for ignoring it instead of starting a shitstorm every fucking time.

>butthurt /d/tard derails the thread with massive walls of text while pretending to be the rational one
Sad! Many such cases.

>>43865844
>all furries are retarded and/or psychopaths
After talking with you all for an hour I'd say you're largely the same.

>>43865870
>jelly
shes sick, dont sleep with her, it needs to be water like

>>43865852
faggot

>>43865877
This. Who does he think he's trying to convince? What does he think he's accomplishing?
One post derails an entire thread for hours. Way to prove the trolls right.

>>43865876
kees

>>43865852
>the thread is derailed because some faggot got butthurt
Explain how I derailed the thread by myself. I replied to a post, and other anons replied to mine. So explain right now how I'm solely responsible when I didn't start the conversation and other people are perpetuating it just as much as I am.

Gatekeeping is important, otherwise you might get attacked and kidnapped by snakes through the stargate.
seriously, it really is as those who complain about it invariably prove

>>43865900
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TELL THE FURFAGS TO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET THEM MAKE THEIR HOME IN THE THREAD AND POST FURSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43865918
I swear these snakes are more organized than one would think.
I mean, who else would make snake armor in such quantities?

>>43865916
because you didnt get the memo an hour ago, nobody here wants to see furshit.
people ARE willing to start a shitstorm because of it.
dont like it? go somewhere where furshit is allowed and stop trying to ruin our place.

>>43865924
Apophis queen orders them, obviously.

>>43865900
Explain
>>43865916

>>43865932
Anon are you implying that an aphophis rules every single snake gathering?
Even in NOT!Greece where the Medusa gather in large numbers you won't find an Apophis.
...Or is that what they want me to think?

>>43865932
>>43865941
nah it would be their mama, an echinda

>>43865941
No, but snakes from other countries can import the armor made there.

>>43865919
Imagine using 5000 words across 10 posts just to tell someone to fuck off. You cannot justify such autism. Furshit is preferable to your whining.

>>43865957
one ruined thread > every thread forever ruined because people didnt want to let the furfag know he isnt wanted

>>43865930
I don't want to see furshit either, or horsepussy shit, or cosplay shit. Not relevant. If he anon I originally replied to never posts, this never happens. If the anons who replied to my original post don't reply, the thread never gets derailed. You don't get to excuse their reaction while condemning mine. We're here because several people took action.

>>43865946
But surely they would have other non-snek siblings in that case.

>>43865950
So the Apophi are running an underground, snake arms dealing operation?

>>43865963
this echina only had sneks in her pussy lmao

>>43865962
>we're here because several people dont want to see furshit
oh shit nigger you're serious?
people dont want to see furshit and are willing to burn down the thread over it?!?
THEN WHY START BY SAYING "UHHH ACHUALLY YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE WHAT IS AND ISNT ALLOWED IN THE THREAD. THE FURSHIT HAS A MGE PROFILE SO ITS ALLOWED!"? >>43865263

>>43865916
Because you are preaching anti-gatekeeping to a thread that's been known for autistic gateekping for years, some people even came here specifically because of it.
I've spent enough time here to guarantee you that you will achieve nothing except making anons even more strict, hence your post is doing nothing more than helping derail the thread.
Like it or not, that's how this thread works and will work for the foreseeable future until newfags suddenly outnumber the regulars.

>>43865957
Autism is preferable to faggots like you.
Stop namefagging like a retard.

>>43864484
Original post (not even furshit)
>>43864527
Good faith suggestion to not post off-topic
>>43864728
Gatekeeper gets jimmies rustled and replies 20 minutes later, with 108 words
>>43865263
Autist fed up with gatekeeping replies 45 minutes later,

It has been over 2 hours since the original post, which wasn't even furshit. All discussion has been halted or effectively chilled with the exception of autistis arguing with other autsits.
Bravo.

>>43865957
Explain
>>43865916

If you ignored me last time because you want this discourse to come to an end, you went against your own wishes when you made this post.

>>43865993
>"good faith"
>"dont post off topic, you'll just piss of wannabe oldfags"
no additional comment needed.

>>43865963
>So the Apophi are running an underground, snake arms dealing operation?
I don't know, but I wouldn't put it past them to support snakes and snake movements in other lands.

Being reverse-groomed by fox hags.

>>43865525
I don't particularly care for /monster/ but the tribalism infecting the communities as perpetuated by bad actors has gotten exceedingly tiresome. Especially when faggots make claims but don't provide the receipts to back them up.

>>43865206
there's nothing wrong with that- being a pillow prince is fun, and I'm sure your wife would love to indulge you.
there's no need to try and excuse yourself by aligning your spirit with a classical sin. being lazy is just fun.

>>43865985
>willing to burn the thread down over it
Which they do of their volition.
>then why start
I replied to a post. I didn't "start" anything. Regardless, I posted that because you don't get to decide what's allowed. You have no power here. You can screech and have your caustic meltdowns all day and furshit will still canonically exist in mge and still be posted here.

>>43865987
Only because the gate-keeping is completely nonsensical and arbitrary.