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4385634 No.4385634[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'll start off with the bad news: That dream girl you've always wanted to have a relationship with and to fuck? Her vagina has already been ripped apart by the school jock (he's the bully that tripped you in front of everyone and gave you a wedgie and stuffed you into the gym locker).

So now you're thinking to yourself, whoever gets the last laugh, wins. I'm going to study, go to college and earn lots of money. Then I'm going to find a nice girl who love me for what I am.

If only karma exists.

You might study a lot. You might go to college. But you WON'T earn LOTS of money. Those positions are only for a few people. Chances are you'll have an entry level job for the majority of your life and on the minimum wage or slightly higher. There are no nice girls for you. You are a beta male, as opposed to alpha male. No female wants a beta male. Not even beta females.

I'm not trying to insult you. I've never met you. You could be a genuinely nice person that donates to charity. If you are, then I hope you succeed in your life. I truly wish so.

But you are a nobody. And you will stay a nobody. You won't be a millionaire, you won't get your dream girl and you won't get the last laugh.

Remember that bully who tormented you back in High School? He is now your manager. His father owns the company you work at and his father decided that his son has enough arrogant asshole qualities to qualify for the job of manager.

That bully has fucked close to 50 sluts since the last time you met him.

You didn't even achieve 1 whore.

So what's the good news, you ask?

None of this matters. You don't really exist. You existence on this planet is akin to your existence on the Internet. After you die, you will rise from the chair and continue living your real life.

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;_;

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>> No.4385642

ITT, nobody reads the last sentence, and everybody thinks this is the same copypasta

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>>4385634

>> No.4385636

You seem to have even less of a life than those you insult

>> No.4385640 [DELETED] 

Using a Touhou image as a thread starter won't make it any more /jp/ related.

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>Implying I give a shit about any of this

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>> No.4385649

inb4 Jones whips out all his proxies and sage bombs every thread on /jp/

>> No.4385651

Sure haven't seen this in a while.

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Keep making threads, ISM, and I will keep dumping H-doujins of ambiguous quality.

>> No.4385664

Is that pasta supposed to make people rage? I know it's true, people are not created equal, nothing unusual about that.

>> No.4385667

>>4385659
This doujin is good, proceed.

>> No.4385659,1 [INTERNAL] 

Happy now niggers? You have run everyone off so we are defenseless against this shit if a-san isn't around and they aren't around today.

Pig fucking ISM.

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This completely misses me in so many, many places. I have never gone after a dream girl. I have never been bullied. College is a means to an end, not an end. Money is not my object in life. Karma does exist, in some ways. I am not a kind person that donates to charity. Fucked sluts is a rather bad measure of worth in my eyes.

Yet, you got two things so very, very perfect. Right at the start, and right at the end. Youmu is a great starting point, and you are right, I very much will leave this world when I die.

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>>4385667
I guess not, then.

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>>4385673
You know what?

Let's make this a Youmu thread. I think this is better off as a Youmu thread. Anyone else agree?

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>>4385686
Nice idea.

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>>4385686
I think Youmu would like that.

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>> No.4385698

no one actually cares
reported

>> No.4385698,1 [INTERNAL] 

ISM lost his touch

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