/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43837552
Much better, thanks OP

>come on anon, grab a handful

I wonder if the husbands of abyssals have power trips sometimes well besides the mindflayer one. Where the husbands roleplay as all powerful beings while their wives are damsels in distress that get absolutely decimated by their men.

>>43837631
sure, but being abyssal has nothing to do with it

>>43837552

>>43837572
Ah yes, the classic "my bikini slipped off" move. Now you have to take responsibility.

Accidentally dived into a /v/ monster girl thread. Thankfully though it was already archived before I could say anything.

>>43837552

>>43837694
they are always a shitshow, also that is probably why we had the early thread.

>>43837694
From what I've gleamed after rummaging through the archives, the "monster girl" fandom of /v/ is just delusional furfags and /mgt/ rejects seething about our thread.
It's also where mick and bugboi reside, so you get the idea

>>43837706
At the very least that thread will quarantine the usual shitposting suspects until it gets deleted

>>43837721
So they have essentially become the new /tg/?

What's everybody's favorite popsicle flavor? As a kid, I always preferred orange.

>>43837748
>what's your favorite popsicle flavor
>ORANGE :)
i was about to say your definite wurm bait but then remembered that orange is a fruit. so it looks like im the wurm bait.

>>43837765
blue's pretty good too

>>43837748
Lemon

>>43837765
But Miss Wurm is already married!

>>43837748
For me, it's definitely pink.

>find a lamia forum
>instantly get hebi spyware on my computer

>>43837721
I did get a vibe mick was there and also saw someone complaining about the design of the Wendigo which I didn’t get. That I can understand maybe not liking the transformation do to it not being your thing, but complaining about the design itself is just weird to me especially when KC did say he combined two legends when making her. Also Wendigos are full of TF stuff in actual mythology so I’m not surprised they became abyssals.

>>43837781
>Miss Wurm
>married
Wurmborn I don't know how to tell you this but a married woman is a Mrs. not a Miss
>>43837782
Pink is not a flavor!

>>43837788
They're mentally ill, it's best to just leave them be and not talk about them here. If they show up here, just tell them to fuck off

>>43837730
I can't believe we have to go through the same shit every summer, like in a clockwork

Jinko cuteness is too hard to quantify.

>>43837785
>start jerking off exclusively to hebi porn
>"forget" to mute the microphone
>and leave the webcam unobstructed
I like living on the edge

>>43837748
cherry, fight me

>>43837765
Of course orange is a fruit, just like purple.

Slapping a dragon on the ass and telling her you're going to ride her

>>43837917
>actual drooling retard Wurm
I'm in danger

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Malef dragon sex baby making breeding more dragons

>>43837917
>>43837931
why, arent you the same?

>>43837950
I only occasionally snack on crayons.

>>43837416
She is just grumpy when unattended. You need to show her dominance.

>>43837963
so a match made in tard heaven

as a paragon of health and wellness, anon has a duty to ensure all (single) beach monsters are suitably covered in sunscreen lotion, by his own hands if necessary.
it is a heavy burden but one he bears gladly

Malef wurms

>>43837990
she looks a man, lmao

>>43837972
I volunteer to handle the micro bikini -clad smug brats.

Go for it! Don't hesitate!

>>43837997
>she looks a man
Spelling mistakes again anon?

>>43838009
tsuntsun head and deredere body is my favorite dullahan archetype

>>43838016
I think that's just Bri'ish English, innit?

>>43837552

>>43837972
>"paragon of health and wellness"
>gets a little too kneady with the hags and their plump bodies
>not to mention how he insists that extra sunscreen is lathered on their monster bits
are we sure anon isnt just a pervert that wants to enjoy every inch of them?

It's too hot, bros

>>43838050
you can be both

>>43838113
I'll set up this block in my backyard!

Your childhood friend has come for a visit anon, and she has a marriage sheet

>>43838050
>massive prone jinko becomes mewling mess as anon deeply kneads her muscles and explores her chiseled body
>he's on his third bottle of lotion and shows no signs of stopping

>>43837882
This tiger looks like she's strung out on meth

>>43838171
Look how thick her thighs are!

>>43838189
Demon thighs strong

>>43833500
I know this is a joke about Genshin players being pedos but I can clearly see media designed as a trap for men to figure out their preference for monsters. Like Steam selling your game data to dating services to somehow aggregate your taste in women and secretly match you up with a wife.

>>43838230
Man, I hope so.

>>43838230
>can't find a match? no problem!
>ms lich crafts a fetish chimera based on the personal info

>>43838280
>But Ms Lich... You were my ideal match

>>43838185
She's just surprised, and maybe didn't get much sleep.

>>43838319
Because she's on crank

>>43838324
Stop! My penis can only get so erect!

Sneaky fox

>>43837552
I'm not sure where to ask. If anyone here played MGQ and MGQ Paradox, what would it be the interpretation for the word 豺ｷ豐鯉ｾ臥宛? It's regarding Luka as a title but I'm not sure if it's the VN version or the Paradox one. MTLs don't help at all.
I would ask /djt/ but I'd have to explain the whole context of who Luka is to them and that would make for a very long post.

>>43838366
I have played MGQ but have zero understanding of moon runes

>>43837572
Who's the artist? The usual methods can't find it.

>>43838388
https://twitter.com/big_o_pants
does a doodle just about every day.

>>43838366
>/djt/ knows who Luka is
>The VNs and Paradox have been translated for years

>>43838094
Yup, give me winter back

>>43838422
It's related to something else.

>>43838404
Thanks man, the character reminds me of kanaya azami (pic related)

>>43838366
I want someone to explain paradox story to me since I can never get through it.

>>43838355
what is her endgame?

>>43838535
big pregnant

>>43838535
spankings

So looking through last thread and now I really want a cursed porn tape that makes it so it's a video of [You] fucking a ghost girl except you feel everything they do.
Time to buy some really kinky shit.

i want to kiss monster girls

>>43838612
i recommend practicing with ms pyrow

i want ot have monster wife

>>43838635
I want monster girl

>>43838172
I will marry an Alp
I make babies with her
I will live a long life besides my Alp wife
and I will die happy
Simple as

>>43838651
I want to call a alp a faggot while she's sucking my dick so she sucks even harder.

>>43837552
Be fruitful and multiply.

>>43838651
Bold of you to assume your Alp wife will allow you to die like that anon.

>>43838674
That kind of reminds me of that doujinshi where a guy gets a monster girl harem and in the epilog it shows him dying of old age only for them to re-incarnating him so he can keep fucking them

>>43838691
I’d rather have resurrection instead of reincarnation I hate starting from the very beginning.

>>43838722
sometimes you keep your memories. depends on the system you're working with, i guess

>>43838673
babbus

>>43838691
>>43838722
Afterlife works too.

i dont want a wife from a past life, i want new wives

>>43837940
>ancient evil attempts her first google search

A troll wench with a sizable posterior is provoking me to act unwise in the tavern

>>43838838

>>43838113
>gargoyle starts chasing you on your way home from the corner store one night
>mangage to get back to your apartment
>slam the door and lock it behind you
>monster-resistant* door does its job, keeps her out until dawn
>finally safe
>open the door to leave for work
>gargoyle has contorted herself in such a way that her body and wings are blocking you in
>too heavy to move
>spend an hour trying to shove her away before giving up
>notice the deep gashes in the door
>won't survive another night
>gargoyle's smug grin taunts you even in her statue form

Trolls are like the best, the freckles are too op

>>43838876
yes, freckles are too good

Mating pressed into the dirt by a Deathclaw.

>>43838846
Monstergirls are for fondling.

eat monstergirl ass

>>43838722
Well in that story it was more or less revival except he got his youthful body back and became a male elf so he wouldn't die of old age again

>>43838862
Just jump out the window lmao
>B-but I live on the 6:th floor
Nothing Ms Lich can't fix, now get to.

>>43838862
Oh well, all you can do now is squeeze her rock hard titties and trace the outline of her vulva through her stone panties. Really work her up and deny her until she can un-petrify, that's what she gets.

>>43838999
that's when the twin gargoyle shows up

>>43839012
Darn. Time to tease her sister tho while she's still in stone form and then cum on her stone face. Even if the door won't last long, it'll last long enough for me to tease her.
Double gargoyle blowjob sounds really nice tho.

>>43838523
Basically, retard fake goddess ruins everything for everyone across the multiverse because she was lusting after shota dick, then dimensional jannies appear and start deleting everyone.

>>43839037
Tormenting them with orgasm denial while they're stuck there with a smug grin on their face sounds hilarious. As soon as she breaks the stone, that smug grin is gonna be pained and crazed.

>>43838862
>Not having demolition charge in your house
You deserve it.

>>43839000
Just enough time to set up a romantic candle-lit dinner for her in the hopes of cooling her off before she obliterates your bedframe.

>>43838824
>how to fix mindbreak

>>43839066
Sorry bro, she gonna have a rushing river between her legs after a day of teasing. So it'll be bed crushing sex first, then the romantic candle-lit dinner the next night.

>>43839059
kind of like a timestop doujinshi

>>43838862
>too heavy
lmao
imagine not being lift a stone

>>43839084
Next week*

>>43839075
i willl fuck this old woman till i go blind and deaf

>>43839059
Will I be able to escape the consequences if I take out a ring and ask the two of them to be my wives?

>>43839075
Try mindbreaking some more. It should overflow and reset eventually, right?

>>43839154
you havent even had sex yet

>>43839165
>Fucking before marriage
Unacceptable. this is not what the fallen goddess teaches.

>>43839204
fucking IS marriage for monsters

block test

>>43839206
don't blow up the pyrows hustle

>>43839220
That's why pyrows target the dense guys.

>>43837631
I'm an abyssal fag, and yes that is part of it. The idea of roleplaying a tentacle pit hentai monster with my wife who's poly morped as a human is pretty hot and I'm normally a femdom fag

>>43839289
>roleplaying a tentacle pit hentai monster with my wife who's poly morped as a human
Sounds fun. Even in her normal form, steal her slime core and completely engulf it in tentacles.
See how long it takes her to reform from the overstimulation.

>>43837552

Enjoy your new home, anon! Don't mind the noises from the walls, that's just the house settling...

>>43837890
There's living on the edge and asking to get kidnapped and raped by a white snake anon

>Posting your meal get you blocked
We live in a society.

>>43839408
>dearest hebi
>please kidnap and rape me
>xoxo, anon
leave that one in her mailbox

>>43837552
Heck 'n Hebi

>>43839461
boger

>>43839472
What are they speaking about?

>>43839505
rape techniques

>>43839436
no need to leave in her mailbox
as soon you're finish writing she will be at your room asap

>>43837940
I wonder what kind of horrific aphrodisiac cocktails the most depraved malefs concoct. Also, I had a thought that you could probably manage one by hooking her on snake oil vitamins and placebo “fertility” products to keep her away from the actual aphrodisiacs, she’s already crazy enough without the horny juice

>>43839472
I wanna massage hebi tail.

>when hubby plays The Lion King intro song on the stereo

This damn bird won't let me sleep

>>43839905
imaging pollinating a bunch of alraunes and growing an entire forest around you

>>43839905
I would love this artist if only he wouldn't be drawing that stupid fucking emoji guy

how to file divorce against demon?

>>43839943
>warning
>eros specialists have been dispatched to your location
>you are being saved.
>do not resist, do not fight back, do not run.
>the easier you make this for them the quicker it will be over.

>>43839943
Anon, I cannot stress enough how much of an aphrodisiac a demon considers divorce. You're trying to *get out of a legal/sexual agreement you signed... with a demon.* Even if you manage to succeed she's going to be so horned up over it you're never even gonna leave the courtroom before she fucks you.
Please don't involve the rest of us in your weird, kinky roleplay shit. It just clogs up the court system, and frankly Miss Danuki's been trying to keep from paying me back what she owes me long enough already.

>>43839987
Cool vtuber

Sir, she will now do the needful. Do not resist.

>>43840074
shes doing what?

>>43840098
The. Needful.

I'm wondering what sandworm breath would be like. Both inside her shell and the tongue's breath. Two different scents perhaps?

>>43840074
I'm going to redeem a giftcard.

I’m going to be a motorcycle gang in mgc

>>43840449
yeah, i can ride behind ms manticore

>>43840449
Dormouse motorcycle gang

>>43839707
>degenerate malef gives you a potion to temporarily transform into a dragon

>>43840525
Reenacting monster rape hentai is probably the least degenerate kind of degeneracy monster couples partake in

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>>43840631
tiny paws, weird sleeves and her chest hair is painted on. how odd.

What does it mean when a centaur does this in front of you?

>>43840165
SIR
SIR DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM YOUR VCARD

>>43840676
must've found some tasty grass

>>43840259
>tfw you walk into the kitchen unexpectedly
>Kiki says she's just making fruit-salad
>all the fruits are on a shels at the other end of the kitchen
>Anon just slowly backs out of the kitchen
.
>later, Kiki hands Anon a bowl of delicately cubed mixed fruits

>>43840676
She lost her keys. Keep moving, citizen.

>>43840741
so clumsy of them

>>43840752
You should stand behind her and grip her waist so she doesn't fall over.

>>43840752
Sniff

>>43840637
Thanks wiki fag doing gods work

>>43840637
dare you ride da THUNDA

>>43840637
Lewd fox

>>43840939

>>43840964
what if we teach them

>>43840939
rock solid nips

>>43840979
Try to teach them anon, it'll end up with you getting raped by a fox with a teacher fetish

>>43840979
>try to teach morality to ancient evil fox
>"Anon, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

>>43840964
>>43840979
I wish to teach them how to do even more wrong.

You all think about which monstergirl you'd like, but what kind of monstergirl would like you?

>>43840979
now they can perform informed evil

>>43840979
I want my ancient evil wife (lol) to have a warped sense of morality

>>43840939
>Cheongsam
Oh no

>>43841053
n/a

>>43841073
oh yes

>>43841082
>I wonder if there's any art of MGs wearing Áo dài

You definitely don't want a Salamander to sit on your face, she might crush your skull.

I want to kiss big soft troll feet

>>43841128
I wish to be covered under soft troll tiddies while her big hands prevent my escape

im not into them sexually, but an anubi friend group that plays minecraft would be a wonderful thing to have.

>>43841126
That's why pear shaped lolis are the best. Big ass on your face, but she's not heavy enough to injure you.

>>43841176
Those big feet look worshipable

>>43841126
That's why I'm training to beat them in a fight so they can't overpower me and do that

>>43841053
None I hope, don't really think I deserve their love. If I did however, I'd probably say flayer or a succ with motherly tendencies, or the plushie girl

If the portals open will I get my loli wife?

>>43841053
I'm 100% certified bogey bait. without a doubt.

>>43841053
> Mean, desperate old hag who remembers the time from before the current demon lord.
> Doesn't think she can do better than me.
> Keeps trying to show her gratitude by conquering a country for me.
> Trying to persuade her to just do a smol one, like Luxembourg.
> Not going well.

what... what if a monstergirl asked YOU to sit on HER face

would you do it

>>43841260
Fuck no, this stuff is gross when done by humans

>>43841053
>Monstergirl
>Liking me
lmao
lol even

>>43841053
as much as i like hags, lolis. but its the exact reason why i want a hag that im sabbath bait. i wanna pamper her and take care of her every need which very easily translates to child care. and also im defeated like a tin can against any pressure when it comes to cute things.

>>43841268
do you think she would think less of you anon
she wouldnt

>>43841260
>lamia who really wants you to tread on her

>>43841345
Would you step on her?

>>43841345

>>43841260
Nah, not really into that sort of thing.

>>43841268
>>43841353
I can't believe you guys would refuse such a simple request from a monstergirl.

>>43841053
Probably harpies or one of their variants, I’m fairly outdoorsy and it just feels like they’d gravitate to me somehow. I like bigger girls though, but maybe I’d somehow get both.

>>43841260
it would be weird, but if thats what she wants then i guess

>>43841361
There's always a trick to these seemingly simple requests. For all I know it's a marriage proposal or something.

>Mislabel a vampire as dhampir
>Takes extreme offense and has me arrested
>Taken to her dungeon
>Drinks my blood
>Rapes me
>Drinks my blood while raping me
>Makes me cuddle with her in her coffin
>Drinks my blood while sleeping

yo anyone got mesugaki doujins where the brat gets lots of babies fucked into her

>>43841393
hope you learned your lesson.

>>43841053
yeah

>>43841350
I could touch her with my foot if she wanted, but putting weight on her would be too much.

>>43841053
The bugs, I feel like the bugs would come for me.

>>43841496
She's a huge fuckoff snake woman, she's almost pure muscle. Actually putting your weight into your steps on her would probably feel good.

do you think vampires would be bad mothers to adopted infant humans?

Wife

>>43841549
nah.... i'd feel like he'd end up quite healthy desu

>>43841053
Knowing my luck, any combination of Bogey/Beelzebub/Kikimora/Zombie

>>43841053
my obsessive streak suits ms hebi pretty well

>>43841549
Probably not, they'd probably feed him food that would turn him into an incubus ASAP for "his own good"

What would you do if you found a wounded Lich in the woods? She was attacked by fanatic Order priests with holy magic and is barely able to move.

>>43841362
Fat bird how she fly

>>43841713
holy magic just makes undead horny. you've been rused

>>43841713
rape her on the spot

>>43841179
Reasons pear shaped lolis are the best
>highly erotic bodies built to be touched and groped everywhere while still being petite and cute
>made for lewd age gap sex
>look great in skimpy outfits and underwear

>>43841715
>he doesn’t know about ostriches

>>43841746
seduce them while their small and weak so when they grow big and strong they foolishly still respect you despite the differences in power level

>>43841713
Give her the emergency Holstaur milk I carry on my person at all times.

>>43841793
Miss Lich is stronger, but so busty that her mobility overall has not improved.

>>43841780
The honorable thing to do is to either be powerful enough that even an adult monster would respect your powerlevel, or to keep getting more powerful while she's growing up.

>>43841825
Then I give her a piggy back ride back to my house nearby.

>>43841775
Bully flightless birds

>>43841900
Harsh, but fair.

>>43841900
Get raped by a horny kakapo harpy.

Y'know I don't like gargoyles much, but if one called me their plinth I think I would die

>>43841900
>bully the fatty bird
>she sits on you
good job dumbass.

>>43841967
i'd get too close to a barometz out of sheer curiosity

ded hours

The fox has been detained and secured

>>43842078
She's just a common fruit thief, Anon. It's not that impressive.

>>43842075
Scaring a vampire by passing from losing too much blood during a feeding and not immediately waking up!

>>43842094
That's not true. She and her partner are dangerous criminals

>>43840883
puffy

>>43840074
That is the most clothed depiction of Kali I have ever seen.

>>43842111
VULVA

>>43842121
i suppose that "goddess of destruction" stuff includes clothes

>Subnautica but with monster girls
Yes or nah?

Fat vampires

>>43842146
I will still hate reaper leviathans
Also would bully ghost leviathans for looking silly, seriously they look funny

>>43842149
>"You do know that you don't use constitution right? You're undead."
>'I don't us- MORTAL! Are you DARING to call me plump? Because if so I think I just found my midnight snack.'

>>43842155
>I will still hate reaper leviathans
That fucking roar

>>43842078
What a cute fox!

>>43842155
talking lots of shit for someone who has no land to stand on

Bicorn is now president of the People's Republic of Demon Realm.
All men must now have a minimum of four wives for a chance to receive any form of civil right.

>>43842176
I choose four echidnas, it is my duty to repopulate like we were meant to be

>>43842176
Does it count if my slime wife just makes clones of her that share her mind?

>>43842176
time to immigrate to dragonia

>>43842187
You don't have the right to leave, please report to the partner-assignment center to be assigned to your new wives.

>>43842176
I'm fine leaving all my decisions to my only wife.

>>43837552
A lizardman warrior approaches you and asks you:

>"Hey, you there. Greymane or Battleborn?"

Which is your response to her? No, you cannot skip the dialogue. It is one of those scripted events forced onto you when entering a certain town/area for the first time.

>>43842185
It's gotta be *real* convincing to get a pass, try food-coloring to convince someone you have different slime species

>>43842178
>you keep ending up with echidna daughters
what are the odds

>>43842161
They're legitimately the only ones that ever catch me or chase me, never got caught or seen by any of the other ones, at least in the first game. The shadow leviathan in below zero got me though, God it's kill animation is terrifying

>>43842172
I'm not scared of any fishes, no matter how big they are

>>43842201
100% at first roll, 1/65,535 after

>>43840637
Thank you wikiman

>>43842208
>womb tattoo
god fucking dammit

>>43842249
Its a busted seduction buff.

>>43842149
irresistible thighs

>>43842155
weird fox

Did you feel raped when she looked you in the eyes, Anon?

>>43842249
wheres the womb tattoo that only glows when impregnated

>>43842278
i dont see why that one cant do that

>>43842278
>lich with a stat-tracking womb tattoo

>>43842265
I have a hard time maintaining eye-contact so not really.

>>43842286
Stop, i can get only so erect

okay maybe an echidna with a tracker of what species she has birthed MIGHT make me more erect

>>43842295
wonder if she keeps the old eggshells

>>43842286
>stat-boosting her unborn daughter in the womb with magic

>>43842299
For decoration or to use it as potion/ritual/enchanting ingredients

>>43842286
>oh look anon, you had a new PB
thanks honey

>>43842305
>Alright anon wear this helmet of +3 intellect while you cum inside me,trust me it works!

>>43842312
i was thinking sentimentality but that's good too

>>43842265
Yes help me anytime she forces me to look into her eye I feel like I'm being charmed

>>43842258
Didn't know there was more of her, give name

>>43842342
oh, i dunno. pretty sure she's from black souls

>>43842321
ah thats what i meant as decoration, i wasnt clear

my bad

>>43842317
>Drink intelligence boosting potion
>The boost to intelligence lets you make even stronger potions
>eventually massively buff all your stats with an obscenely long duration before the potions wear off
>acquire overpowered baby mamono daughter

>>43842368
So, a lilim?

>>43842368
Fucking min maxxers man

Fav tropes? I like normally innocent and sweet girls being yan (picrel) and fake hookers

>>43842383
A lilim is just base succubus +++++libido

>>43842395
>Anon thinks this
>Gets annihilated by their nazgul like horny aura

>>43842391
Evil girls stop being evil after getting knocked up

or they still pretend to be evil, but its all an act "This daughter of ours shall bring a century of darkness to the world" or something chuuni like that

>>43842404
So I'm not wrong

>>43842404
maybe marrying a lilim would grant you the strength to resist their auras

>>43842420
typically you become more vulnerable to your wife's horny proclivities over the duration of a mamano marriage

>>43842420
I think the idea is anon gets used to being around the horny aura instead of resistant

>>43837552

>>43842208
>Yer fond of me lobster ain't ye?

>>43842391
>ostensibly kind and sweet girl is actually a yandere who is pulling all the strings and slowly making herself indispensable to the guy she likes
>never any confrontation or anything, her plan goes off without a hitch and they both live happily ever after with him none the wiser

>>43842464
yandere don't have to be symptomatic if the conditions are suitable

>>43842391
>fake hookers
What

Sleepy hours

>>43842480
the kind that only has 1 customer and a very short career

>>43842480
They claim to be into quilting but really are just faking it, selling you their grandma's quilts as their own.

>>43842155
It’s fitting the Titan sub imploded from a Reaper Leviathan going towards the Titanic

>>43842391
Evil and/or dangerous girl is nice to (You), but mean to everyone else.
Girl uses mind control or hypnosis on (You) to get you to love her.
Anything that lightly implies a monster girl is going to kill or eat (You) but it turns out to be a metaphor for sexo-sexo-sexo.
Super horny monster girl turns into mewling, blushing, submissive mess every time you engage in handholding.

>>43842517
Oooooh! Oh! Oh! And girls who wear glasses.

>>43842517
>Evil and/or dangerous girl is nice to (You), but mean to everyone else.
Very nice, especially if she starts to try and be nicer to people when you're around so she doesn't look bad.
>hypnosis
The best hypnosis is when the guy has a chance to break away but just gives up and lets the girl seduce him anyways

>>43842472
I would end up petting every beastgirl I came across

>>43842480
Basically a guy goes to a brothel, a monster girl one, buys a hooker for her time but it's actually a match making service and they get married with the guy not realizing untik it's too late

>mimic chest girl
>collects music boxes

>>43842487
And that customer is just given their money back or never actually has to pay

It’s been scientifically proven monster girls with freckles are 20% more fertile than non-freckled monsters

What monstergirls would be brave, courageous and ravenous enough to eat the Round Meal? Are there any monstergirl species that actually treat the Round Meal as a regular meal/diet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hUm8HyCyA

>>43842464
>>43842472
i like the idea of a yandere who gets "found out" way too late, like they are 10+ years into marriage already with 4 kids, and then through some event anon finally realizes.

>>43842606
It's fun if as soon as they get to their room in the brothel the guy tries to pay but she refuses payment and gets a predatory glint in her eye

I love it so much

>>43842618
>anon decides to clean the attic on a whim one day
>dust covered boxes full of ropes, chloroform, and other kidnapping/sedating items
>most of the chemicals have unbroken seals and are expired
maybe don't bring that up with her

>>43842517
All of those are nice expect the evil girl being mean to people
That just makes me a lil sad, but at the same time it is kinda nice I guess. I'd probably nag them to be nicer desu

>>43842650
yeah i got a swear jar for my apophis

How smug would a Hellhound be if she knew you were constantly thinking about Hellhound asscheeks?

>>43842636
Or they do pay but it's a pretty modest amount when all is said and done, they're given a ton amount of money back.

>>43842665
stupid, sexy heckhound

>>43842665
is she the notorious freckled ass hellhound

>>43842643
>chloroform, and other kidnapping/sedating items
Jokes on her, I'm into that shit.

freckeld p'orc
freckled hound
freckled troll
which is better?

>>43842711
Eros themed freckled griff

>>43842665
I'm not thinking about that and she can't prove it! She's just got something on her shorts is all

>>43842665
Pretty smug and she'd slap your ass with a fiery paw, leaving you with toasted buns for noticing.

>>43842734
URGE TO PET

RISING

>>43842748
Anon, petting a mamono is the second most lewd thing you can do.
First most lewd is, of course, handholding.

I'd be a monster heroine's recurring rival that challenges her at every major part of the adventure. The "villain" that jobs and blasts off after every fight is always the audience's favorite

What's a fantasy you guys have? I have one where I'm at a party or on a date with a monster who's getting me drunker and drunker until I can't really even move anymore while they're perfectly sober and dragging me off to their room or something

>>43840637
Where I was supposed to give you links to new stuff?

>>43842998
Too many to even start talking about

>>43842998
that whiskey dick is gonna really disappoint her

>>43842665
>hellhound in the gym always demands you spot her while she squats
>demands you feel her butt to "check her tone"
>whines about how it's so big she might need someone else to help her scrub it clean in the shower

>>43842998
Baphomets should not have breasts

>>43842998
Being happy.

>>43843195
That's a tough one, man.

>ghost tries to spook you by becoming invisible and lifting an old sheet
>ends up not realizing how lewd she ends up looking instead
>is going "ooooOOOOOoooooohhhhHHHhhh!" at you spookily

>>43842844
Magical Girl must fight the evil wizard Anon, only she can defeat him and neutralize his wizard powers through taking his virginity.

>>43841053
Wurm-chan will use her retard strength to protect her equally-retarded husband :D

You should all hide. Oni are coming to sack your village

>>43843410
This Village is already claimed by Wans, attacking said village will be considered to be an act of war and will be met with extreme prejudice, any oni captured will be made to act as maids for a month.

>>43843314
If the sheet is outlining, that means they're only invisible, not intangible... which means tactical titty grab.

>>43843314
>a disguised sleeping ittan-momen is picked up and used to spook you
>wakes up annoyed and gets into a fight with the ghost
>from your point of view it looks if she's arguing with a disembodied voice and is awkwardly wrestling with herself.

>>43843410
Not if I get her in the sack first

>>43843410
I live on an old burial ground. If anything, I'm gonna get swarmed on by undead on the day of the rape. Here's to hoping they're ghouls

>>43843430
I think it's the wans who'll end up as barmaids until all the booze is gone
>>43843445
Don't be a hero anon just give them what they want

I wish to the communal husband for an entire village of onis. That is all.

>>43842998
Being gently flirted with/seduced and being drawn to her in spite of myself. And being completely wrapped up in an embrace

>>43842998
monster, but nun

>>43842998
Being turned into a hentai monster so I can sexually assault all the big booty virgin monsters in my area and make them my wives.

I'm kind of interested in mind flayers but I don't want to have kids with one if it means they need to lay the egg in my brain.

>>43843748
What? No, Anon, it comes out of her vagina.

I will use magic to nerf all busty Baphos and all onee Baphos into flatchests and washboards. Busty Baphos cannot be allowed to exist, all must be flat. I will make it so.

>>43843758
No, I'm pretty sure she puts it in my skull then makes me think thoughts that create the kid she wants.

Men are much more agreeable after having a cup or two of blood sucked from them

>>43843780
Vampires are much more agreeable after tying a garland of garlic tightly around their necks and being doused in holy water.

>>43843780
dr raiju has had some promising results from electroshock therapy too

>>43843550
I'll give her what she wants and more

Its too hot to sleep, I either need the hellhound stud heat resistance buff or two chubby zombies on either side of me

>>43843697
Big nun

>>43843771
Well, if you're into that I'm sure she could manufacture false memories of that. But that's not canon in any way.

>>43843833
Monsters can't be trusted, but you can trust nuns

>>43843851

Heed my words! This boat has the means to end this hideous war. In a definitive and elegant manner. We seek not conflict, but rather a restoration of balance. A judgement... A million lives are about to be snuffed out in senseless cruelty. The world shall be horrified by the number of lives we will take! Only then the will let go of their weapons... Weapons that would've taken the lives of ten million!

>>43843876
Sounds like some shitty ace combat reference

>>43843896
It probably is because I don’t see how this connects to the abyss or the sea kingdom in anyway.

>>43843590
>chubby fox loli who insists that all the tofu she eats is healthy.
>likes to sleep cuddled up right next to you
>she makes a really good cuddle pillow...