/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can't escape no matter what.

that's what happens when rumimi come to play and there's not a doorbell because you're a cheapskate.

Pretty sure I didn't give anyone permission to post my roomba.
Please purchase your own.

>>43828774
Since the door next to the camera is also broken it means someone else broke into your house like that and Rumia is there check if you are ok.

>>43829990
Thats from the force at which she opened the door silly, now praise the Rumia for her strength

I want to have sex with and impregnate the Rumia

Did you go to church today and pray to see the Rumia

shes even following me downstairs.... she is going to harvest my flesh i think

>>43828774
My beloved daughterpet

>>43828774
Imagine how hot it would be to become an immortal for the express purpose of feeding rumia as much of your flesh as she can eat and making her a fat and spoiled youkai.

>>43844000
Yeah dude I'm trying and it ain't moving my needle

>>43844000
i would be found guilty of being juicy

>>43844622
Try harder, put more brain juice into it

>>43829879
Feet

>>43828774
I would simply let her devour me.

>>43828774
Playing hide n' seek with Rum!
Such a nice and kind girl!

>>43855040
you're it

the 6 gorillion story is only half truth.

>>43858755
Did they try feeding the jews to Rumia?

>>43828774
She's the ittiest bitty.

>>43858755
6 million escaped rumia
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1687915541309408.webm

>>43855040

>>43862677
>Colonel, there’s this weird little girl out there.
>Snake, that’s Rumia ,a man eating yokai with the power over darkness.

prepare for rumia and make it a tripple

>>43864903
>A man eating youkai?

>>43869249
>That’s right.

>>43869249
Well, I hope he stops soon. Eating youkai is bad for your health...

>>43875791
Cute maneater!

>>43875804
The cutest man-eater!

eat yer fockin fish crisps rumia

seems like this will be your last supper...

>>43869431
>But how does it taste?

>>43879028
What happens if a man eats a maneater?

>>43882476
well

>>43885977
That looks exquisite

>>43885977
Put your shoes back on girl. Your feet stank.

>>43887187
You're supposed to suck her toes in between eating out her cunny. The cheesy tastes garnishes the fishy flavor.

I wish testicular cancer on every footfag in /jp/.

>>43885977
For me it's the facial expression.

>>43878971
Nonsense, after I eat Rumia I'm gonna eat her little friend Wriggle as well

Who is Rumia? Since Rumia is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Rumia’s great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Rumia? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Rumia speaks, I listen. If Rumia questions, I answer. If Rumia orders, I obey. If Rumia opines, I agree.Rumia is my ideal, Rumia is my romance, Rumia is my passion. Rumia is my strength, Rumia is my compass, Rumia is my destination. Rumia is my language, Rumia is my culture, Rumia is my religion. Rumia is my ocean, Rumia is my mountain, Rumia is my sky, Rumia is my air, Rumia is my sun, Rumia is my moon, Rumia is my world. Rumia is history, Rumia is present, Rumia is future. If Rumia has a million fans, I am one of them. If Rumia has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Rumia has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Rumia has ten fans, I am one of them. If Rumia has only one fan, that is me. If Rumia has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Rumia, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Rumia, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Rumia until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Rumia until their very last breath.

What a meat-heavy diet does to a Roomba.

me on the bottom

>>43905628
Rumia is well known in Gensokyo for having succulently thick and juicy thighs, probably from her fatty diet (She can only catch fat uncles who can't run away to eat).

>>43913522
What about uncles who approach her willingly? Does she eat those too?

Rumia has gotten a fine idea!

Our beloved edgy loli