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This is for those who say screw Valentine's Day and Happy Singles Awareness Day.

Describe your fantasy Touhou date.

>> No.4382183

oh boy i want to cum in rumia's tights

>> No.4382220
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I stumble upon rumia, where I then wrestle her to the ground and force my erect penis into her virgin pussy, she cries and tells me to stop, while I just force it in tearing her hole more and more causing blood to come out.

After I'm done I cum into her and start on her anus, her spirit already broken as she just lays on the ground and takes each thrust willingly.

>> No.4382221

I eat Tenshi's Hat.

>> No.4382230

>>4382183
Dude that's sick, she looks like she's 6; women are not even good until at least 9.

>> No.4382249

Stuffing Keine's panties into her mouth to muffle her moans as I furiously rail her during school lunchtime

>> No.4382250

>>4382220
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter if you had a newsletter i could subscribe to.

>> No.4382255
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Taking Sakuya on a date.

>> No.4382263

Enjoy your SAD, I'll just be over here enjoying my girlfriend, waifu and valentines themed fanart.

>> No.4382273
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Internet trolling all day.
Violent NEET sex all night.

>> No.4382288

Not dying would be ideal.
It's not very plausible though, since I can't think of a touhou that doesn't have at least 12 ways to kill you.

>> No.4382306
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Milkshakes and burgers at the malt shop. Maybe dancing to some doo-wop. That would be fun.

I'm cheesy like that.

>> No.4382311

>>4382230

I don't care. I would fuck her all night and make her scream the whole time.

>> No.4382336

Rumia is like the perfect touhou for hole tearing bloody rape.

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>this thread

>> No.4382363
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>screw Valentine's Day
>Describe your fantasy Touhou date

Good sir, I am confuse.

>> No.4382373
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I can't bring myself to imagine myself in Gensokyo. I'm still attached to this reality, after all.

So instead I give you Rumia and Mystia at the end of their date.

>> No.4382375

>>4382171
Suika and I get shit faced drunk and party like fuck with no repercussions to our drunken antics.

>> No.4382383

>>4382363

Did you remember something about your family, Murphy?

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this thread needs more fuckng rumia.
dont ask i dont remember where i found it.
although it was probobly moe imouto

>> No.4382441

God, Just imagine raping rumia's tight virgin asshole. Her trying to struggle and push you off as you slide in deeper and deeper hurting her badly and tearing her.

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>>4382441
how bout a RAGE instead?
rape happy fag cannon fuck, gb2 fatal and die

>> No.4382470

>>4382441

She'll start to like it though and eventually stop resisting. Not sure if that's good or bad

>> No.4382474

>>4382460
>anal circumference
LMAO!!!xD

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>>4382460

>> No.4382490
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A quiet but casual dinner. Carrot burgers and vegetable juice. Then a moonlight stroll near the water and through the park. She'll lead me on and flirt for a bit...and I'll flirt right back, all the while walking just a little bit closer and holding hands just a little bit longer.

Then we'll go back to my place and the mood will shift from romantic to downright hot and heavy. Heavy petting and licking all the naughty places.

Then she'll trick me into going down on her and staying there all night. She'll fall asleep completely satisfied, and I'll lay awake with a raging hard-on and blue balls.

Goddamn trickster rabbit. I love you so much.

>> No.4382493

>>4382484

DRR DRR DRR

>> No.4382497

>>4382470
Thats probobly the point where I pull out and use both my hands to goatse her youkai ass.

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>>4382506
forgort somethin, there we go

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>>4382474
on the same note though, im a lil too drunk for this, to much jack too little coke.
think ill just sage, post a rumia pic and pass out now, i probobly shoulda came on before the shots.
good night /jp/ and be free of the same constant spell checks im runnin on my shit.
also one last rumia pic before i drop

>> No.4382511

I see Reimu working in the shrine. I hit her in the back of the head with a large rock, knocking her unconscious, tie her wrists and ankles together, making sure those sleeves remain apart, duct tape her mouth, and stuff her into her donation box.

Finding an isolated place in the woods I open the box and tear open her pants, and tuns begins the rape begins. Before I cum inside her I cum all over her exposed armpits. once her armpits are nice and covered in jizz, I continue with the main event, going deeper after each cumming. After four rounds I use what's left of the rope and make a noose and hang her on the tree, enjoying every minute of ecstasy. Then I go home after a hard day's work, just thinking about next year with Marissa

>> No.4382558

With Suika, on Valentine's Day: we'd go and fuck Valentine's for everyone else.
It would be awesome.

>> No.4382573

I see alice in the forest of youkai, I ambush her and dodge her dolls depserately trying to stop me and I tackle her onto the ground.

She struggles trying to push me off as, my hand is underneath her skirt rubbing her pussy through her panties until shes soaking wet.

Then I hike her skirt up and forcei n my throbbing erect penis, she is screaming in pain with each thrust as blood pours out horribly from how much i'm tearing her. Eventually her spirit is broken and she just lays there limp, I turn her over on her front with her face to the ground as she whimpers, bleeding from her vagina.

I then grab one of her dolls and shove it right up her ass, and leave her in a humiliated raped pile.

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>>4382558
get drunk, be ;the party and crash the party?
speaking of which, some bastard is cooking waffles in this building. its got me all distracted.

>> No.4382611

>>4382573
god damkn i am so drunk as i type in rape fanfiction

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I wish to be the abused one.

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>>4382611
tell you what, 9 seconds 9 shots. (80 proof or greater)
make that shit happen rapefag, i wanna see what happens to this board, also WHO TEH FUCK FKN WAFFLES.
i mean unrelated but its meking me crazy, it smells so damn delicious

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>>4382669
see you at the party, richter

>> No.4382685

>>4382669
shut up, and make rape fanfiction this isn't /b/ random get on topic

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>>4382678

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>>4382685
namely rumia? done.
never enough rumia

>> No.4382786

>>4382490
>implying burgers can be carrots

>> No.4382792

>>4382725
I'm actually shocked, casue I thought it was Chirno everyone loved. Glad I'm not alone in liking Rumia.

>> No.4382793

>>4382786
>implying you cannot mince carrots

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God only KNOWS what Ran'd do to her if she caught her wearing something like that.
Worse, what she'd do to ME.

But she's doing it anyway, with a mischievous little grin on her face. Because tonight's special to her...

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>>4382792
were just not mainstream is all

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>>4382813

Isn't that just short-haired Orin?

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I'd snuggle up with Patchouli and read a good book with her.

>> No.4382896

>>4382848

The Kama Sutra?

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>>4382826
That picture predates corpse fuckers.

As for me, I'd come on.

>> No.4382911

>>4382898

I know it's Chen but she loses her charm if you give her tits. She might as well be short-haired Orin.

>> No.4382914

>>4382490
You can still penetrate a sleeping rabbit

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pic related

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>>4382956
omg fucking delicious!
sweet, delicious genocidal maniac....

>> No.4383171

I can't decide on one. Too many I want.

>> No.4383227
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Something like this.

>> No.4383361

>>4383227
More?

>> No.4383388

>>4383361
http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3564

>> No.4383832

>>4383388
hey thanks!

>> No.4384798

There's an accident at the town I live in. And so me and Alice do the investigating while sightseeing.

We have tea in a cafe along the way. No deredere but still I'm happy.

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