/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck orcs and orc variants

>>43819872
Quite the songbird.

I'll get the guns, the drugs
For my generation
I'll take the fall
The saints, across the nation
Yeah it's the sex, the Gods, the fakes, the frauds
They're messing with me
Come on, come on, come on
Let's get it on

Move to the music
Play that fucking music
Move it to the music yeah (Let's get it on)
Move to my music
Play that fucking music
Live through my music yeah

I still can’t believe this is a thing that exists.

You have to fight Godzilla. The city needs you.

>>43819880
I'm currently eating pork

>>43819948
Yes! Eat out the P'orc!

>>43819944
But I don't need the city. I'll whisper "no".

>>43819926
Where can I get some?
>>43819900
Nice kot

>>43819872

Would a harpy wife and a holstaur wife be the ultimate breakfast family?

>>43819980
What time of the day did I walk in on her?

>>43819944
She's like fifty story tall.

I'm still thinking about wrestling
>Nighty Night Express
>A tag-team of Weresheep known for devasting sleeper holds
>Manager is the infamous Baph E. Phomette
She carries a tennis racket instead of a scythe, because the scythe is understandably banned from the building. (But honestly someone should ban the racket too)
And before you ask, NO, she doesn't do that.

>>43819987
Sunset, the polite facade is already wearing away.

>>43819999
Huh?

>>43819999
>>A tag-team of Weresheep known for devasting sleeper holds
heh

>>43819999
>>43820012
Powerful team.

>>43819979
They’re bootlegs so KC never okayed them but I do find them interesting.
I did link a site where you can buy them in the previous thread I believe though the site might not be safe.

Hinezumi needs her own anime

>>43820018
Have you really not heard of ali express? It's chinese ebay and well known enough. You should be fine to buy it.

>>43820034
That's cute

>>43820034
I’ve heard of the name but never bought anything from the site so I have no knowledge about it except for the name.

>>43819872
Breed foxes.

>>43820052
No reason to buy bootlegs, if you really want them just print your own. The only reason you would ever buy them is if you are some sort of drooling dent-brained retard with an embarrassing autistic vendetta who thinks he can "get back" at somebody by wasting his own money.

>>43820093
Bro breaking her back wasn't meant to be taken literal.

>>43820017
Better than 'MausRauders', Its a large rat and Hinezumi team that is racking up wins in the featherweight classes.

>>43820103
Chinese bootleg stuff is cheap.

>>43820104
I just want to be like my role model

>>43819986
You need a p'orcer in there for you supply of bacon and sausage.

I wanna sniff danuki breath l!

>>43820162
I do not like the implication.

>>43820103
>art improved fast
It might be better to just leave instead of continuing a losing fight on that front, anon.

>>43820167
If they didn't want to be eaten, they shouldn't taste so good.

Fat demons>fit demons

>Will you marry me DRAGON san!!

>>43820188
eat miss dragons delicious cooking

>>43820181
You fat fetishists are really starting to get out of hand.

>>43820210
Why is so smug about her cooking?

>>43820221
>posts what's almost a man
pot, meet kettle

>>43820246
Because she's been refining it over several centuries, she knows she has you in the bag, and soon her bed.

>>43820264
I'll be thankful for the food but I just want to stay as friends.

>>43820248
>man
all the fat must be starting to affect your brain functions

>>43820287
You know what you're doing, don't lead a dragon on. She'll go on a rampage.

Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

>>43820210
I would but the sushi looks kinda sus

>>43819880
Impregnating oni girls. Making oni mommies

>>43820318
Dragon's don't take rejection well, do they?

>>43819999
>"Sexy Girl" Chesh Mitchell "The Heartbreak Kot"
>Bollywood Jiiin Kogen
>"Nature Girl" Slit Thair
>GOLDCOIN
>"The Phenomenal One" Ain Jel Styles
>Bunyip Sneed
I could keep going but they will only get worse

>>43820343
You injured her pride, dragons are prideful.

Why would someone chain up an ochimusha? They are noble and devoted warriors. I am gonna free her!

>>43820374
How silly, I have no interest in someone so childish

>>43820381
That one is a traitor to her kind!
Her oni blood awakened causing her to lose all sense of honor and duty!
That is what the legends say at least.

>>43820381
That's an oni-musha. Different thing.

>>43820399
It's fine if a girl is a bit childish

>>43820399
Beware the juvenile dragons they hunt in packs

>>43820455
my eyeeeees

I'm gonna hug a dragon in order to defeat her.
I hear it deals 9999 emotional damage to them.

>>43820482
Hugs deal a lot of emotional damage to humans too so be careful.

>>43820499
>Hug her
>She does a frame perfect hug back
>Simultaneous instant defeat
Dragons too strong, plz nerf

>>43820427
kek'd

>>43820508
>When the vampire slowly floats toward you with a rose in hand and says "Come on, baby~"

>>43820482
Kiss on a cheek is extremely effective too.

>>43820093
I think poor fox got brain damage from this

>>43820442
Cheeky brats get the belt until they are begging to be defeated by the cock.

>>43820548
Imagine both at the same time.

>>43820569
The forehead, too.

We have that drawing with a leashed anon being super happy and wears a t-shirt that says "I love my wife" and his embarrased dark elf wife
So lets have a version where instead of a dark elf it's a super smug/proud malef

>>43820578
multi pronged kiss attack
any monster is defenseless before it

>>43820126
Martial arts an acrobatics are what you get in that weight class

>>43820248
>Almost a man
Amazon correction is needed

>>43820597
Its really interesting, a lot of leaps off each other or on the ring get used whenever they have matches.
They even have a 'tag in' attack where one will launch the other at their opponent as they change who is in the ring.

>>43820539
I brought the strongest armor but I still lost the vampire boss battle in 4 seconds.
She didn't even rape me after that, just naked hugging in her king-sized bed with some neck nibbling.
How are you meant to beat them?

>>43820673
You don't beat them, become a vampires bedwarmer. It's the natural place for human men anon

>>43820697
But I want to defeat the vampire and make her stop being evil by making her my wife! How can I do that if I'm just her bed warmer?
I mean, sure, ever since she beat me she more or less refuses to leave the bed while I'm in it, but that's beside the point.

>>43820673
You forgot to bring back up

>>43820708
One word. Belt.

>>43820697
That's why I don't like vampires. Death is a preferable outcome with them

>>43820713
Who do you think I was trying to save from the vampire?
Also, it's rather strange that her and the vampire look so much alike. Must be a coincidence.

>>43820713
>Bring a dhampir
>Still lose but now you're inbetween a dhampir and vampire

>>43820708
>But I want to defeat the vampire and make her stop being evil
That's gay, evil wives are best

>>43820738
>>43820751
Dhampirs are honorable warriors who would never let you down by losing like that!

>>43820731
>Not wanting to become the personal property/bloodbag/bedwarmer to a vamp
She'll just throw you to the ghoul pit after beating you I guess

>>43820751
Y'know I'm so torn between losing to a vampire and getting sandwiched between a corrupted repressed dhamp and haughty vampire
Or humbling a vampire with a Dhampir, both are so good

>>43820768
>Get instants loss'd to a vampire's hug
>Dhampir shows up just as it happens
>She knows the only way to bring you back is to hug you as well
>Just end up cuddling the two of them while the murmur about being a better hugger than the other and glaring at one another.

>>43820768
She might not lose but the Vampire and Bloodbag (x2) Anon certainly did.

>>43820752
Based, wanna interrupt my evil wife's speechs with her favorite lunch

Guys you're all doing it wrong. You think you use armor and big weapons. Wrong. I just go in naked which grants me a 900% distraction bonus against Monsters, making them lose 1400% accuracy to grab attacks and magic casting time. Then I spam the high level Holy Chains spell to bind them and repeatedly spam Sleep Cloud and douse them with aphrodisiac and sleep dust until they suddenly orgasm and pass out from the status effect proccing over and over again and then I've won.

I've already beaten like five Liches, two Hellhounds, three Dragons, one Malef and a Lilim doing that. I even beat the Wightskin Duo fight and Amazoness, Warrior fight. Now I'm going to go beat the low level easy Greenworm boss with my OP build that can't be beaten.

Always surprised me to find out we have more yan kiki art than yan shog art

>>43820842
Don't be fooled, Kikis are more dangerous than they appear.

>>43820565
The cheeky brats are asking for teaching, not punishment. Just playfully slap their asses around so lightly it barely even stings while sexually dominating them, they're all weak to dick anyway.

Is a message in a bottle an effective way of attracting a kraken?

>>43820842
Possessive Shogs have to put in less effort to keep an eye on their Mastahs than possessive Kikis do.

>>43820891
That'll just get you yelled at by the sahuagin lifeguard for littering.

>slap kiki on the ass to bully her
>she tenses up, pauses for second and then looks back at me with a manic gleam in her eyes and a sinister smirk
Oh
Oh no

So is challenging my salamander boss to a sword fight for a raise an acceptable thing to do in MGC?

>>43820956
But she's a freshwater fish, what is she doing there?

>>43820891
No, all you would get are mermaids and mersharks since they’re closer to the surface. What you should do is sail out to the middle of the ocean and just wait

>>43820962
She'll definitely rip off your pants

>>43820967
Yes, but if you win don't be surprised about the promotion to husband

>>43820967
Is losing on purpose to a Salamander an acceptable thing to do?

>>43821023
Absolutely not! Do that and HR will be called in for discrimination and you'll be forced to go one of those "race sensitivity" classes.

>>43821036
I will skip out on the classes and ignore my Salamander coworker

>>43820752
Just get any 3D

>>43820962
Run anon! RUN NOW!

>>43820962
>tease your Kiki cause you heard they're pushover
>she now takes that as a sign you're interested and moves in for the rape
Played yourself

I will never lose to bloodsuckers

>>43819872
Why are angels like this?

>>43821103
My angel childhood friend has been acting like that ever since she started hanging ut with that demon. I think she's a bad influence on her...

I am a total weakling, I would love to any Monster, even the weakest ones of all.

>>43821100

>>43821120
I meant lose not love.

>>43821124
I'll give her blood pudding

>>43821124
I know we all have our differences in opinions but you have to be the most dedicated waifufag/spammer we have in the thread.

>>43821136
Even a fairy?

>>43820885
Not that kind of belt...

>>43821143
I would lose to anything, especially a Fairy because I would be too afraid I'd hurt her if I tried to stop her.

>>43821143
>there's no way this will ever fit inside her
>i might as well not even try
>*discards fairy*

Desperately want to sniff troll girl breath right now.

>>43821167
Seen a doujin that addressed this, dudes giant sperm swam up in the fairy and attacked her egg.

>>43821167
>She shrinks you down to her size and drags you into a shoebox
What now

>>43821168
That only endears you to them more anon
I hope you like the fairy kingdom

>>43821187
I guess box shaking sex.

I hope you're ready to release all your pent up stress tonight

>>43819872
Going on dates with ancient evils.

There needs to be spellcaster variants of all races.

>>43821210
I wanna get adopted and raped by this tanuki...

>>43821234
If you expect KC to draw that you can wait a century, unironically. Just draw yourself.

>>43821210
Too fat to have her breath sniffed. Big turnoff. Smoking is a turnoff too.

>>43821234
Sleep spellcaster

so finally finished a pic
Basically is just your first job that you got from the guild
https://files.catbox.moe/39rjvv.png

>>43821246
Two things
>Fuck off, Mick. I don't need KC to greenlight my imagination and I don't need "muh official species" for everything
>I'm long past the point of even trying to do art, and I'm not embarrassing myself with MS paint

>>43821298
Work on faces. Reference stuff with cute faces. Faces are very hard.
Also, maybe grab some bodytype references and work on appealing proportions?
Idk I'm no artist, but references are supposed to be super super important for poses and stuff.

>>43821310
aight, was messing with lips
that i have to but this was me testing how good i can make it off the cuff

>>43821210
vulva

>>43821299
>I'm not embarrassing myself with MS paint
>The irony of saying that to me when i post my practice art here.
>the double irony of the pic above you with the... nice feet.
>Or the pic below that is mspaint tier
>>43821310
You can buy a program to help you do poses. steam has a bunch and the sale starts soon. Or use one online for free, I only know one called magic poser. It's also built into clip studio paint.
If he wants references for what he seems to be going for he'll want e621.

>>43821298
>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8421651&tags=obese
You can also use gelbooru but you won't have many options for references. i know there is a lot of korean doujins like that too but good luck trying to search through them.

>>43821234
>Unsurprisingly, really good at water magic, even if it is a little gooey
>The extra debuff to speed/agility does come in handy.

>>43821331
Both me btw :^)
I would buy a tablet if I wanted to do digital art, long before I would bother with fancy drawing programs. My closest experiences were that one nifty art software that was on the 3DS. Otherwise I'd do pen and paper.
>e621
Nobody likes you, Mick. You will never be a good artist. Schzio hatred can only sustain passion for so long.
And pixiv has much better references, considering it's an art site and not a porn repository.

If you really want to show off and practice your shitty art skills, go to /monster/!

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. The drawpiles have been hurting lately. It's actually really depressing. Some great art has come from those over the years.

>43821246
>43821331
Neck yourself potatocuck

>>43821143
Depends on the fairy. There's a world of difference between a basic fairy and a fairy sorceress who can cast meteor rain.

Between Namerou and Kobura, there have already been plenty of spellcaster girls. Interestingly, both of them have drawn a Magic Sally.

>>43821414
Imagine a powerful corrupted arch fairy trying to claim you as hers

>>43821143
Cute fairy, would gently give affection to.

>>43821366
>considering it's an art site and not a porn repository.
You are drawing obesity porn. How you phrase it to cope is up to you but it's what you are doing.
> I would bother with fancy drawing programs.
A half decent posing program is ten euro, maybe. It's as fancy as any other 3d model, I suppose. Even clip studio is like... 50?
>Schzio hatred can only sustain passion for so long.
I was making 3d monster girl art long before the February fuckup. Drawing is something between a bonus, needed practice, and fun. I don't know if I'll ever get good enough to post it alongside an MG setting though.
>Nobody likes you, Mick.
I only really care in so much as I lost KC as a retweet vector and feel the need to draw my own girls so I can fap without feeling awkward. Let alone the game he doesn't even update anything anymore so he might as well not exist outside of drawing comic gaira covers.
If he ever calls me out like cheral I wonder which nickname he'll use, schizo mick or irish furcuck? I'll probably take it as pen name.

Neutralize the Hellhound with headpats, ear scritches and belly rubs before she can rape you.

Faries are cute

>>43821442
>words words words
Kek, what makes you think anyone cares you stupid lolcow. Make yourself useful and shift back to crying about being rejected, generating cheap laughs is all you're good for.

>>43821442
Is your brain screwed on properly, I'm >>43821299 and >>43821310.
The posts you replied to.
Because that's how replies work.
I'm not the guy drawing the potmarked butterball hare. I would never post art until I'm happy with the result, and I have very high standards.

Unlike you. You doodle a goofy little face and think you can draw. It's laughable. Everything about you is laughable. Go back to feeding popsicles to AI or better yet forget about MGE altogether. You'll be happier that way.

>>43819944
I ask Big Monkey for help.

>>43821470
Anon, there is no need to seethe so hard over someone being a better artist than you.

damn, is that all it takes cause some shit
sorry about that.
Am the orignal op of that pic that started the mess
Dont wanna cause trouble
But heres a fox I made quickly

>>43821479
You know what the funny thing is? I could pick up a pencil and make a better drawing than you, and I could do it today.

>>43821493
These people will attack anything.

>>43821508
more like mick finds something to lack onto and mess with the thread

>>43821493
Better, but the face is still too grotesque. See pic related for a good example of hag.
I think you put too much emphasis on the mouth.

>>43821503
Okay, do it. Then I'll continue to draw monster girls anyway. Next up for me is angled face practice.

>>43821493
The irishman being schitzo is beyond your control, no amount of meds could fix that broken brain.

>>43821518
But that's me and I gave you advice.

Lilim appreciation post, hey, anon! She checking you out from across the bar. What's your go to move to swoon such a fine lady?

>>43821521
so less sharp shapes for the lips? imply it more that actually draw it then?
43821530
well, then fuck off

>>43821536
>well, then fuck off
Let me think about it.
No. Have a non mge monster girl.

>>43821536
>so less sharp shapes for the lips?
I think the bigger problem is that they are too big, niggerilicious even.
>imply it more that actually draw it then?
yeah, and also start abstracting details away once you think you can't draw it detailed properly. I get your idea of making them grotesque on purpose, but it's not that good in practice.

>>43821532
Drop my pants and show her that I can piss 6 feet vertically without getting wet. If that doesn't impress her then I don't know what will.

>>43821560
ah, got ya too big, much smaller for the face

Mick is horrible for drawing advice. He can't draw for shit and he lacks the intelligence necessary to learn how to draw.
And if you asked me, Cait Sith is one of the easiest girls to draw. She's a cartoon cat.

>>43821622
Put your money where your mouth is and try to draw her then.

>>43821590
pretty much, make the lips thinner and it would be a lot better

>>43821558
>Have a non mge monster girl
It's laughable you think anyone cares, apart from that one autist you probably samefag as.

>>43821644
Tell me when you get around to actually trying to draw instead of looking at pictures.

>>43821478
>Whomever wins, Anon loses (his virginity)

>potatofur trying to claim any sort of high ground with his mental retardition, lack of artistic talent and after spending every waking hour of his life shitposting here for the last half a year
Stop wasting everyone elses oxygen already

>>43821661

>>43821644
I think there is a very, very small minority of outsiders that are too into mge that show up now and again.

Unironically, the old Cait poster from the drawpiles created some absolutely fantastic shitpost pictures.

>>43821715
You know, deleting your posts to make it seem like you are totally not in meltdown mode has the opposite effect

Finally he's dead. I can enjoy SmackDown tonight.

>>43821644
Imagine rubbing big fox's pregnant tummy, knowing your clumsiness/weakness sentenced another generation of young men to become fathers of unnaturally tall foxes and doom them to continue the vicious cycle...

>>43821744
I just though I was replying to the wrong post. I can't really tell. I agree with the spirit that non mge settings are better though.

gimme a loli monster and color

>>43821857
Akaname and blue

>>43821857
Loli Eros themed Thunderbird.

>>43821857
Demon, white

>>43821893
>>43821896
>>43821897
of these three which is biggest brats?

>>43821900
I'm not sure, but I think the Demon is a good girl, so it's a coin toss between the other two.

>>43821857
Mimic, emerald green

>>43821900
Thunderbirds are pretty precocious brats.

>>43821900
Akaname for sure.

What's better for restraining a man?
>Fluffy tail
>Scaly tail
>Tail (other)
>Arms (at most 2)
>Arms (more than 2)
>Rope or rope-like material
>Slime or mucus
>Cloth or cloth-like material
Please consider both strength and comfort. If your choice is not listed above, you may describe it yourself. I also appreciate any justifications made for your choice.

>>43821688
>potatofur
I like this one I'm taking it.

>>43822130
I think it depends on the situation and whatever the girl intends to do next. But anything that is like a nice hug is always good.

>>43822130
A griffon. She's got strong arms, strong legs, strong wings and a strong whip like tail, all for restraining purposes.

>>43822130
You forgot:
>Wing (Fluffy)
>Wing (Scaled)
My answer is being hugged because I would lose instantly.
I will ask the question if Succ wings should be bat wings and not put under scaled.

>>43820968
shes a salmon, they only go into freshwater to breed
>>43822130
more than 2 arms, for more grabby grabs

>>43822172
Just don't get the girls with no hands.

>"Can I get out of my binds now?"
>"No."
>"How about now?"
>"You're just a mana pump, you'll stay shackled to that bed as long as I want you t-"
>"Now?"
>"No!"
>"What about now?"
>"No."
>"Can I get out now?"
>"No..."
>"Now?"
>"No."
>"Now?"
>"No!"
>"Now?"
>"NO!"
>"Now?"
>"FINE! YOU CAN GET OUT NOW! Ughhh! Go be a bother to somebody else already so I can think in peace!"
And that's the story of how I escaped a Dark Mage that captured me and had me bound to her bed.
9 times outta 10, just be really annoying and the Monsters will usually let you go.

>>43822226
Got it, I just have to be myself.

well my first loli lewd
https://files.catbox.moe/husq7y.png

>>43822240
is that the thundagirl

>>43822130
Loli body, what could be a stronger restraint than one the man doesn't want to let go of?

>>43822253
ye, i tried to do this as quick as i can
wha ya think?

>>43822261
wasnt she gonna be pink
or some other color

>>43822130
I've always liked the idea of being bound by prehensile hair. Pleasantly soft and silky but strong enough to restrain and carry someone. And since every strand can be freely manipulated it's quite versatile in how much a person can be bound.

>>43822276
it might get colored in the morning quickly
but a man gotta eat

>>43822226
>This is how anon thought it would go
>He forget mages can cast silence or just straight up gag you
Silly

>>43819872

>>43822287
I think we all know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

>>43822240
Mick, why.

>>43822304
See you later, alligator.

>>43822331
I aint fucking mick, that dude cant even make something look 3d

>>43822130
A shog flayer would bind you like it was nothing, slime and tentacles is unbeatable.

>>43822342
You're overestimating your own skill.

Gacha Girl Thread

>>43822337
Where do you think you're going, anon?

>>43822240
>>43822261
Pretty good, although the guy's veininess is making me lol. The "being driven wild by brat" experience.

>>43822331
That schitzo isn't even a tenth that good at drawing, and besides he got banned just a few hours ago.

>>43822240
Kinda hard to tell what's going on there, will have to see it finished.
>>43822342
Interesting direction the bait is taking, but pay it no mind.

>>43822365
Away from the scary cajun rapists with fat tails that death roll humans, that's where.

>>43822371
https://files.catbox.moe/retbcn.png
3d has been done, but not much.

>>43822352
Anon, I am not him. Im wurmbro
The last two pics of a fatass and a fox was mine. >>43822371
desu i was about to make a cock with a bunch of squiggly veins but time crunch
>>43822376
is it too many lines or the lines being the same thickness causing the confusion?

>>43820455
Shogass

43822391
>that
>3d
and holsts are flat

>>43820455
How spankable are Shogs?

>>43822376
Anon, the Mick exclusively draws shity black and white Siths with sharp angular faces.

>>43822408
There is a line implying depth in the shoulders. that's 3d.
Look at that, you learned something today.

>>43822392
>is it too many lines or the lines being the same thickness causing the confusion?
Veininess of the cock that the other Anon mentioned plays into it, it makes it harder to see what's her tongue. That and I wasn't sure if it's supposed to be his hand on the left when I wrote that post.

>>43822424
I know, I meant the drawfag I was responding to shouldn't be bothered by the bait.

>>43822430
yup that is his left hand

>mick defending his CWC-tier autistic scribbles
lmao

Also did the mods neglect to ban him again for some unthinkable fucking reason, or is he ban evading?

>>43822349
>slime and tentacles is unbeatable
What if a fluffy tail was added to the mix?

>>43822458
Just report him. For basically anything at this point. Mods are so lazy the best thing to do is mass spam report.

>Go out expecting an oomukade to be a huge dork.
>She's wearing armor, has a naginata, and a crazed smile as she chases after me.
Oh no, this one is competent!

I hate black monster girls.

Didn't ask

i love monsters of all skin types that are not the typical pale shade of animal girl

>>43822458
It's fun to see you get worried as it gets better. Any requests?

Shut up I'm watching wrasslin

>>43822481
actual whore monster, do not interact with.

>>43822458
You should already know what to expect from the mods if you're not a newfag. Also the hwabagger guy was a larper.

Handjobs?

I love sleepy mice

so who is the cutest of them all?

>>43819386
https://twitter.com/ginzake/status/1671145810904625152?s=20
thinkin' bout those big meaty paws

>>43822501
>spoiler
I don't know what that is, but you should take your meds.

>43822495
>requests
Just self euthanize your gollum-like microdicked ass as soon as possible. I can't understand how someone so retarded as you is capable of even using a computer.

>>43822508
how about sleepy cats?

>>43822516
Ginzake is a treasure

>>43822521
Here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/ysoxg2.png

>>43822519
Shut up chud

>>43822522
Those sheep better leave some room for me.

>>43822523
true, his ran doujin and his kemono friend doujins are a treasure

>>43822523
Doesn't even look like breasts, just looks like she's hiding a beach ball in there.

>>43822497
Orange slimes are so rambunctious!

>>43822529
Yes
>>43822534
That's what tits look like on a youthful lady instead of a damn saggy hag.

>>43822555
contents under pressure. please wear safety goggles to avoid errant buttons

>>43822555
>>43822534
nah what i think is happening is, breast held by bra
and she squeeze her arms together

also just imagine groping and feeling our hands sink into her thighs or tits

>>43822555
Too big

>>43822568
The Friends artists draw such good tits

>>43822578
Oh yes, that one is nice.

>>43822555
Critically soft...
If she catches you, whatever you do, do NOT fall asleep!
Do not let the drowsiness take over!

I wonder how many people end up hospitalized due to all the buttons flying around.

>>43822595
Zippers need to become more popular.

>>43822595
be safety aware

>>43822593
>Do not let the drowsiness take over!
You don't get a choice

>>43822617
>anon falls asleep
>gets gently sweatersnatched as to not wake him up
Another one... fallen prey...

>>43822623
What's with monstergirls stuffing guys into their sweaters?

>>43822631
Common tactic used to kidnap men. Be advised. Be aware.

>>43822646
good thing theres no monster girls around wearing sweaters. should be safe to just sit down and relax for a while.

so does your wife have a plushie of you?

>>43819872
>Duty. Honor. Integrity. Courage. Valor. Service before self.

I'll go to the frigid wasteland where there's no mosquitoes or vamp mosquitoes

>>43822631
Anons trying to get it over. It's medium tier civilization, so it's not that bad. Shrift dev did it, but I'm not posting it here.

>>43822714
Don't be a coward.

>>43822707
Kill yourself.

Hags have increased hit chance with sweatersnatching so if you see a hag wearing a sweater do not get close to them

>>43822723
its a furry

>>43822729
It's an elf, dumbfuck

>>43822739
We know. We've all played it.

>>43822738
Oversized shirts can also be used

>>43822701
>"muffled shouting"

>>43822738
i just grab her instead, no one complains then

>>43822741
Take your faggoty military autism elsewhere, retard.

>>43822753
i bet shes getting penetrated underneath that sweater

>>43822723
Fine. Here's the secret character that's a bit more thread safe.

>>43822753
>When she looks down her top and smiles at you

>>43822777
Poor haru, cat pattern baldness did a number on her.

>>43822782
That isn't Haru, idiot.

>>43822793
It's a joke, I haven't played shrift 2 yet. All I know is it has cait sith, a moth, and then some things that don't even pretend to be monster girls.

>>43822555
>youthful lady
is that what she told you, anon?

>>43822805
That's a secret/dlc/extended universe character. I'm not entirely sure about her background, but she isn't in Shrift 1 or 2 (unless she's dlc like the foxgirl).
I think she's the one that taught Liz magic.

>>43822765
You are doing a bad job at gatekeeping and keeping out the boogeymen you claim to be against. And I am glad there are now more people calling out your own bad behavior and habits.

So. I guess elves are now officially haram and not allowed because it's too /tg/? People been posting Pelinal Whitestrake memes I was not aware of?

>>43822839
who dat big fluffy cutie on the right

>reddit spacing and being intentionally obtuse to justify his shitposting
Name a better combo

>>43822848
The elf lady's beast servant/indentured servant/familiar.

>>43821521
>someone saved my shitty drawing
nice
Unfortunately there are a LOT of things I don't like in that drawing.
Including how the soft and hardbrushes clash, the fur and the eyes too, but it was nice to experiment. At least I got somewhat better at drawing lips.

>>43822848
some magic: the gathering lady

>>43822879
im gonna claim her for myself

>>43822880
We can all get better at drawing. Just ignore the haters.

>>43822864
Reddit spacing this. Reddit space ng that! Dude! Can't YOU give it a rest!? Is your own personal outside life so mediocre you acting like this gives you a modicum of power, excitement and thrills!?

>>43822899
Stay in whatever shithole you crawled out of, nigger. You've already gone mask-off so this will be your final reply.

>>43822909
>so this will be your final reply
oh no anything but that kek

This is the most horrible attempt at deflection i have ever witnessed

>>43822839
Shut up Mick. Stop changing your gimmick to evade the ban.
>>43822707
This is just thinly veiled /pol/shit with nothing to do with elves. Elves are forest hippies.
>>43822765
Should have just ignored it. It's one random image out of hundreds, and it doesn't have a long-ass /tg/ copypasta attached.

These threads are beyond saving. I don't know why I try.

>>43822864
Two girls, one cup.

Why do people pretend monsters in MGE are the good guys when the Undead canonically hold mock executions with prisoners that still think are murderous abominations?

FUCK IT.
GAZER POSTING.
There is no sense in attempting discussion here anymore.

>>43822899
You are talking to people who, for a while, actually tried to police the internet.

gigantic alien muffins are conquering the planet , which mgs are a good enough bakers to stop them?

>>43822958
Troll

End yourself Mick, pathetic rat

Do you want more school uniform Gazer, or swimsuit Gazer?

>>43822972
I want both but of miss griffon.

sweatersnacthing is easily dodged. the hitbox is small, slow, very choreographed with a long windup and has low range for all but the tallest of monster girls.
mofusnatching on the other hand is impossible to dodge. the hitbox is constantly active, its range is massive and it has no discernible windup. any fluffy tailed monster girls with tail lengths more that half your height should be avoided at all cost.
reptile girls with particularly long and thick tails are also potentially able to use a similar technique. they however have a harder time keeping their prey hidden and do not inflict the fluffbrain debuf which eventually sedates the fluffy tailed counterparts catch. still, you would most likely not escape a tailsnatch from a reptile girl without outside interference.

>>43822130
Strong Hellhound thighs and soft yet meaty paws.

>>43822982
You forgot that sweatersnatching also exposes and leaves her breasts vulnerable to attack and molestation, stunning her.

Also if she just created a blanket of fluff out of her tails like that I'd just crawl in of my own volition, no sweatersnatching required.

>>43822980
I can accommodate. I just have a lot of Gazer because I love her.

>>43822997
Hey nice, I need it.

>>43822980
That's a rabbit, Anon. You can tell by the ears.

>>43822993
>exposes and leaves her breasts vulnerable to attack and molestation
Don't try it. The trapped pheromones and softness will overwhelm you.

>>43823012
oh thanks, i get those confused sometimes

>>43823026
just hold your breath lmao

What if I just use magic to make the threads of my pants too strong to tear, that way no Mamono can rip them off of me?

>>43823034
They'll just take them off instead.

>>43823034
ms slime doesn't mind if you jizz your pants

>>43823041
She should, that's jizz not in her.

>tfw she doin it sideways

>>43823049
she can hoover it up just fine

>>43823066
That's no where near as enjoyable. Cold jizz, ew.

>>43822931
>I know it's you Mick!
This is the most annoying part of 4chan anonymity or any anonymity in the internet. You get mistaken for whatever enemy or bogeyman someone has a current ongoing beef with because you disagree with them. I'm an Asian in Southeast Asia posting in UTC timezone, so I ain't whatever European or American Timezone this "Mick" is. Holy shit thread, I just posted an elf pic in a military dress uniform with none of that /tg/ levels of copy paste or "military wank." Just maybe some service courageous moto yet I get accused of being some European shitposter and or immediately get accused or mistaken for /pol/!? Why does /pol/ have to come into their minds in the first place!? What the hell!?

>>43823075
lurk more

>>43823066
Alternatively
>snaps fingers
>absorbs all spilt cum
>licks lips
I really like sex utility magic. Pic for best magic monster.

>>43822993
i think you've already have fluffbrain. ive heard that you can somehow contract it purely through looking at fluffy tails on the computer, like they have some kind of hypnotic po-

>>43822963
i thought trolls things was gardening

>>43823075
Lurk more
Talk less
Take meds
Gain height
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Touch grass
Get a clue
Post monstergirls. That is a damn human.

>>43823054
??????????

>>43823111
Gazer too much for Zblock. Bunnyhops without any haxx.

>>43823120
>>43823120
me i dont understand what you are saying.

yo, the creepy cow is back and shes doing things with her tongue

>>43823141
the salt block must've run out

>>43823129
Ultra-hypnotized men sometimes get kinda discombobulated.
How does Miss Rabbit do it?

>>43823154
>salt block
wha? you supposed to get one of those?

>>43823129
Gazer is VERY GOOD at Counterstrike, young man.

>>43823161
>Counterstrike
gazer is at least 30, shes an old lady

>>43823109
>Says all Normie shit that with Reddit spacing

>>43822464
Adding hypnotic eyes and mofu is dangerous anon, too dangerous. No man could resist

>>43823157
thats some VERY brushable gazer fluff

>>43823159
sometimes nature provides you a good patch of minerals but cows do like to supplement their diet
what kind of rancher are you?

>>43822481
Fav harpy actually, love their sense of family

I also love the idea they act as "prostitutes" in order to claim men into marriage sometimes. It's actually a fav trope in MGE stories but it's so rare

>>43823171
>Normie
>Reddit spacing on a thing that isn't Reddit spacing
Spotted the shit stirring troll. Go spam off-topic images and get yourself banned already.

>>43823178
Jolly

>>43823178
well my dad left with this ranch, I've grown up in the city but this is my first time in the country side
And for some reasons the holsts i have are all extra creepy
Not cute and dopey like normal holsts
You think they might be something wrong with them?

>>43823177
That is a cute Anubis. Is it new?

>>43823184
So are you Mick. This goes to show you're pretending to be someone else not in your timezone and accusing everyone else as yourself.

how foxes talk when its themselves and no men are around

>>43823216
All I want is a girl with large and fluffy ears to pet and molest. Is that so much to ask?

>>43823197
its just another fox. its been around for a few years as well.

Time to go on warosu and check which posts were made by the ir*shman, because he just got nuked

>>43823222
Her ears are VERY large, Anon. I bet she'd even let you pet and molest them.
As long as turnabout is fair play.

>>43823217
>Accusing me of being the Mick
>Muh timezones
You're a fucking retard and you're running through a list of every excuse you have to get people on your side.
You're definitely the off-topic spammer. He always gets desperate and finally snaps.

>>43823238
She wants to pet and molest my ears? Human ears are pretty boring though.

>>43823222
BIGGER!