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Fox supremacy

gote

white horns have strong scent glads used to attract men, that's why they will grab you by one of their deer legs to entice you.

Remember to not let out a animalistic roar in the snowy regions for fun it might attract a Wendi.

I didn't want to wake up

dog.

>>43807312
Cat

>>43807193
>Age: Goat
>Height: Goat
>B/W/H: Goat
I am unfamiliar with this measurement system. Is it used in the mountains?

>>43807352
Looks like metric or some ancient arabic system.

>>43807193
Another addition to the dork collection.

There's nothing wrong with hypnosis if it's with someone you can trust

>>43807376
This image gives me a strong desire to lick the gazer in question.

>>43807193
>>43807374
They think they're so hot but you know what they're not

>>43807382
Can you get high from licking gazers like you can with toads?

>>43807382
That's a strange reaction. This is the pic I usually think of when it comes to resting my head between her thighs. And even then, I wouldn't be so bold and shameless.

>>43807397
I bet the goo makes you feel good and see colors.
>>43807410
Clearly you need to upgrade your degeneracy.

>>43807427
It's just not my thing. My heart wouldn't be in it. I'm better with my hands. Brushing her hair or tail...her nice fluffy tail.

>>43807177
Its not fair! Why must villainesses be so hot, sexy and way more beautiful than the heroines and female good guys!?

>Living Armor - Nightgaunt Hybrid
>Parasite Slime Hybrids

>>43807482
because 3D are the villainesses

>>43807482
Because it's a hero's duty to lay the evil monsters and amke sure that thrnly can't do any more evil (because they're too busy being pregnant and raising a soccer teams' worth of kids)

>>43807493
Speaking of living armor, I've had an idea in my head for a few days now
Living Armor Iron lung. It's like a mech suit that also breathes for you but doesn't chain you down to the hospital bed.

>>43807482
Because I can fix her

>>43807193
I will ask Krampus for coal and her head on winter solstice!!

Adorable sleepy mice

Absolutely not! If you're going to look human then we're not having sex!

>>43806960
https://paste.bingner.com/paste/zrjcr
Fuck ((fakku)) and fuck the spam filters, can't even post a pixeldrain link now

>>43807535
Go to /d/ or cripple chan, get a renty and post the links there. This isn't the thread, board or website for directly disseminating content you dumb fuck.

Do not reply to me. I am going to bed.

>>43807177
>genshit OP image
Abandon thread

>>43807528
okay? then she can find another guy

>>43807543
2 hours late, retard.

>>43807543

>>43807546
You know that she can't do that.

>>43807528
Didn’t you post this like two times already in the past threads what do you want me to say? I’m not really a Nacha guy I am a Wendi guy.

>>43807556
I couldn't care less.

>>43807538
>this isn't the thread to post links to monster girl content
ok retard

>>43807374
Always recruit dorks as party members.

Don't you like Ratatoskrs? You wouldn't make a poor little squirrel cry, would you?

Do you like hunting?

I saw a real live fox last night. That is, this morning. At 5 AM anyway. Crows were bullying it.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43807696
I see foxes all the time. None have turned into foxgirls.

How often do you think realizations like this occur in MGE?

>>43807812
I don't know, but you need to stop posting off-topic images or webms or whatever

>>43807812
I forgot about this anime, it was pretty good. And the rare one to have a full and complete manga behind it.

the internal struggle between wanting to pamper a loli or a hag

Sexy doggies!

>>43807526
Sexy sleepy mouse

>>43807177
Not a monster girl?

>>43807937
I wanna shove my face in there and go bobbing for that core like it’s an apple.

Worship snakes.

>>43807849
Imagine comforting a grumpy old hag

>>43808061
I already do that constantly.

>>43808061
It really helps when you let her rest her head on your chest while you cuddle.

snug

Can you believe that there are men who willingly date these awful little things? How embarrassing.

>>43808116
Many such cases!

>>43807937
question
how do you preform cunnilungus on a slime....?

>>43808221
That’s the best part
Just a kiss counts because the pussy is everywhere

I am insane monster girls would be terrified of me.

>>43808272
Like Cheshire says, "we're all mad here"

>>43808199
>date
Its more like a protracted extortion scheme
Crafty lil green buggers

>>43808272
oh look shoggoth bait

>>43808199
It is embarrasing to date one. So I married mine right away!

>>43808116
Shouldn't have underestimated the burg

I will go back in time and MARRY the first Echidna from greek mythology

That way all manticores to ever exist will have no choice but call me daddy

>>43808282
>Enter in Wonderland
>Scream against the sun until a chesh come see if you're alright
>Say "We live in a society" in her ears
>Sit on the ground and go back to screaming
I'm doing this right?

>>43807177
What do her "X" eye pupils suppose mean other than kewl anime design? I assume the average demon realm and Royal Makai woman can have those type of monster eyes.

>>43808525
Damn!!! Elf babes in Avelorn look like that!?

>>43808523
Fuck around and find out!

>>43808525
Wasn’t this the hentai where it was revealed elves could only have children with human males do to them only producing elven daughters.
But maybe I’m thinking of a different show entirely that has similar designs.

>>43808523
>an entity whose existence is over, past, dead, and gone
It means you’re going to deal with a super undead aka a variant of undead that has most of her skill tree maxed out.

>>43808525
God, I wish I could draw thrones.

>>43808571
Kek. Why must hentai logic be like this?

Fight cow or milk cow?

it is now time for wurm

>>43808764
spider cow

>>43808764
Fight cow please, she's very cuddly.

>>43808791
Indisputably the best time of day, Wurm Time

>>43808791
>You too?
What is the secret behind this statement?

>>43808764
Always the one with the bigger boobs

>>43808617
Thrones are not comfy. Who needs one?

>>43808894
Cait siths

>>43808724
Doragon maid

>>43808791
It is always time for wurm

>>43808882
>What is the secret behind this statement?
you too

Goat butt.

>>43809051
How did he upset her?

mofuholics anonymous hotline

>>43808724
She hasn't been eating from the load, has she?

Cuddle bogey

I'd take a cu sith over a human woman.

>>43809120
What an odd resolution.

>>43807177

We still need a story of a former human monstergirl finding love

I love hags
I love milk
and I specially love hags that produce milk
simple as

>>43809127
I take loneliness over both of them

>>43809120
>tell a bogie you're ready to stop cuddling
difficulty: extreme

>>43809179
You're picky.

>>43809179
What if cu sith was rich enough such that you didn't have to work and could support all your hobbies?

Honestly, I think it's a decent trade. Yeah it sucks your kids will be furshit, but at least your blood line continues, sort of, and you get to enjoy your hobbies. Plus, she might be cool. Not a romantic or fuckable way, but in a friend kind of way.

>>43807177
>Anon! It's time for your daily sin-purging!

>>43809227
>But I haven't committed any sins!

>>43809206
>your kids
not the boys

Man if the demon lord an’t gonna fix the no sons birth problem then I will, that this shit is wack and has gone on long enough!

Lately I keep imagining some studying abroad scenario to a monster girl school and (You) got a scholarship because of mana research or something and start life following the cliché of helping some poor clumsy succubus that is bullied by a high class lilith pissed she dirtied her clothes.
… then it turns out awkwardly when you get to your room the Lilith is your roomate and the principal’s daughter.
And then her POV is that she actually had researched about you ahead and manipulated the systems so you’d be her roomate, she was pissed because she wanted to have the nest first impression but now her clothes got muddy and to make matters worse the dream prince charming scenario went to the clumsy girl

>>43809248
Dressing like THAT is a sin enough

>>43808764
I love all types of cows

>>43809248
>hey ms angel, when do i get to go home?
>she pretends not to hear you and pets harder

>>43808221
With a straw.

>>43808764
Trick question, every cow is milk cow.

>>43807177

>>43807177

>>43809322
Why are all angels so possessive?

>>43809403
because they care. deeply.

I hate Angels. Demons are better.
Couldn't get me to fuck an Angel at gunpoint.

>>43809422
not even ms cupid?

>>43809438
Heh, Miss Cupid.
More like, Miss STUPID.

guys i think this angel is broken

>>43809448
rude

>>43809438
Ms. Cupid doesn't have a gun, bow doesn't count.

>>43809471
don't be so sure. eros amorous armory is vast

>>43809206
No, that's make the deal even more awful. Either way, marrying someone for materialistic reason is stupid and will make no one happy

>>43809488
What if she was a centaur and not a cu sith?

>>43809501
Your children will only look like you from the top up, old man.

>>43809501
Same answer, I don't like centaurs and most 'taurs

>>43809501
Not him and while I could see myself marrying a centaur, he still has a point. Wealth is a nice bonus, but it shouldn't be the deciding factor. I despise gold diggers and I don't want to be one.

>>43809501
maybe ms whitehorn
or wighthorn

>>43809525
This, I'm dumb so I couldn't write my thoughts that well

Hag monsters with musky, hairy armpits!

>I am the gooman, my goo is delicious
Said the husband to his Shog wife while he pumped his otherworldly seed into her.

>>43809403
>>43809415
They are just trying to help humans. There are only two types of humans: the honest ones that want to fuck angels and the tsundere masochist ones that try to deny it. The former need protection so they won’t be sullied by monster girls and the latter need to be milked a bit so they learn there isn’t anything to be ashamed of.
>>43809422
Look at this poor childish human. He is probably not even 200 years old. We need to deploy angels to relieve his stress ASAP

>>43809524
>Doesn't appreciate horse pussy
You're not a true monster girl enjoyer.

>>43809596
We all have our lines. You're probably not a fan of cookies.

>>43809524
>“My little pony, My little pony”

>>43809607
I'm a slut for oatmeal raisin cookies

>>43809524
Whitehorn is the only one I really like.

>>43809607
>>43809646
>raisin
Or as I call them, mummified grapes.

>>43807177

>Converting a bicorn into a unicorn
This must be possible, at least with those that were born as bicorns.

>>43809607
Because we're men of taste.

>>43807511
DrU.Nicorn prescribes Living Armors for Quads and Paraplegics
- go walking again wrapped in your new waifu

Miss Kiki's fantasy
>Teasing mastah on his day off, wearing a skimpy meido outfit
>Mastah groping her
>Sensual kissing
>Princess carried to the bedroom
>Slow, passionate lovemaking all day long
>Falling asleep in each other's arms

What actually happened:
>Teasing mastah on his day off, wearing a skimpy meido outfit
>Mastah dragging her by the arm to the bedroom
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>Mastah repeating "GET PREGNANT!" over and over again
>20 minutes of plapping
>Mastah rolls over and falls asleep

She did in fact get pregnant.

>>43809763
This anon is a goujat

I'm going to give the Shog cleaning service a bad review on yelp.

These demons know way too much!

>>43809501
Marrying a Centaur for her money is ignoble and unworthy.
You marry a Centaur for her personality, some paizuri, and her horsepussy.
>rides and any fortune are minor bonuses

>>43809790
Demons are too overpowered.

>>43809763
Somehow, I don't think the second scenario is that far off from kiki's fantasies

Crazy things go on in a Azathoth‘s dreams with her husband. That her husband is too big to fit in the waking world.

>post a cooking video on montube as a man
>next day get inbox full of messages from amazons, dark elves and other dominant mgs

>>43809458
What is Ms. Cupid doing all the way in Winterstown?

Lilim-sama has taken over for Ms. Cupid today, may God have mercy on our souls

Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

>>43809763
>except it’s she doing the plapping

>>43809923
>She's the one yelling GET PREGNANT too

>>43809951
>She's the one yelling GET PREGNANT too
>she does this while looking and pointing at her womb
>mastah is just confused and is wondering where his sweet maid is

I’m gonna anally assault Druella and then drag her down to the abyss making her all mine.

>>43809916
Ah yes, time to become comatose from the concentrated demon mana shot at me instead of a normal love arrow

Fucked up how maids are supposed to obey their masters yet they never do that

>>43809885
>Having a cooking channel dedicated to how to cook all types of meat on different ways
>My followers are all onis, ogres and amazons

Here's a story about a futuristic amusement park where a Dragon is brought to life through advanced sex techniques.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48060955

>>43810082
What hath science wrought?

>>43810048
Monstergirls are always in charge, even when in a subservient role. This is for the good of humanity

>>43810097
Fuck you tok Druella

>>43810097
Fuck off faggot, my house my rules.

Real dead hours

>>43810285
Just fondle her.

>>43809448
She heard you anon, and is displeased. You're going to be filled with lead arrows and tossed into a group of dark elves

>>43810285
My favorite hours

>>43810305
That doesn't sound like it'd improve the situation

>>43810097
Lilim hands typed this

>>43810332
No but it'll make her feel satisfied

Any of you guys play the fallen maidens games? I liked them a lot, I think my fav scene is the flayer one, or the lesser succ one

I can fix her.

>>43810287
You can't molest vampires in their coffins! That's like a monster violating the sanctity of hiding under a blanket!

>>43810097

>>43810375
It's cool the first one gave us a red hair Cheshire with a beret. Lesser Succ sequence in the sequel is really nice, and so is the Lamia.

>Monster girl changes a human girl into a mamono
>"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright."

>>43810384
They keep trying to bend that rule when they're not outright breaking it, so it's only fair.

How do Cupids ever find BFs themselves if they're always so busy out helping other monsters find them?

>>43810400
Red hair? Thought she still was a Blondie or looked kinda like garf
Didn't play the second yet so curious to see how it goes

>>43810408
>"ms eros i have 100 matchmaking points! can i get a boyfriend now?"
>"what a good little angel, of course!"

>>43810459
Eros has a special forces unit of cupids that have managed to get married and their husbands who track down and play matchmaker for cupids that are single for too long

>>43810485
oops >>43810459

>>43810496
>their idea of a date is a sniper duel
A match made in heaven alright

>>43810465
I looked it up again to check and I'd still call someone with that carrot color hair a redhead.

>>43810459
They find guys who play matchmaker for their friends and claim them ASAP

>>43810599
Made to be capture and bring back home as a trophy maid

Wurms are great diggers but they're not very good swimmers so I escaped her by jumping onto my canoe and rowing out to the local lake. I'll just stick here on the water until she gives up, maybe fish for a bass or catfish to pass the time.

>>43810641
>pulls up a sahuagin

>>43810641
Axolotl girls would enjoy your company.

>>43810643
>No yandere Inari idol who found out you don’t know who she is and started stalking you.
>She’ll never release an entire album about how she’s going to rape you into loving her and have the fanatical support of her fans, who are mostly yandere monstergirls themselves.
>She’ll never break into your house in full idol regalia, fondling her own tits and determined to make your cock disappear beneath her gigantic fox ass

>>43809885
What if I make a cooking channel where I do kitchen heresies also known as a bachelor student's average meal? Will I get loads of kikis angrily commenting on how I'm doing it so wrong it's not even funny anymore and that I'm a good example of how all men would be better off with a personal meido?

>>43810716
They can lead you to wondrous underwater cave systems

>>43810736
>and here, we're making some instant ramen
>I don't really have extra ingredients so we'll toss this day old cooked beef and some eggs I had lying around
>don't forget to add this cut salsa for some extra flavor
All filmed on a shaky android camera, just to add extra insult to injury. Angry kikis and a few concerned tanuki sugar mommas will be eating that program up.

>>43809885
>>43810054
I have a giant offset smoker and a well-stocked kitchen ready for this. I plan to make plenty of comments about not being able to finish all the food I make alone or how I should get someone else to taste the food I make to really get the monster comments rolling in

>>43810518
>the two are 500 meters apart. middle of the forest, 1hit-ko demon silver bullets, dead of night. but the scopes are designed to provide a glint like they would in day light
>a few lamps are placed around the area in would be good spots, shooting it with one of the DS-bullets will light up the spot and give away the position
>the silence of night is only occasionally broken by a suppressed sniper shot, one shooting at where they think the other is
>anon only has 2 bullets left but he's got the cupid down to 3 good sniper spots, considering the lamp he shot she should be arriving at one of them in a second
>he aims to win the duel
>suddenly he feels something in his back and he gets knocked out.
>later, he awakens in his bedroom with his cupid wife right next to him. both are already stripped down completely and she's playing with a pink pocket knife. his first word is...
>"CHEATER!"
>"haha, you know i always have the knife on me"
>"yeah yeah, did you do anything to me while i was asleep?"
>"you know i like it more when you're awake."
>the cupid sets down the knife and moves to get ontop of anon, whoever wins their duels gets to be the top.
>"well i heard that the engineers in eros' heaven have made a new frictionless arena, and we havent used the pistols in a while. it could be fun"
>the cupid stops for a moment to think
>"you know i dont like it up there.."
>"cmon we dont have to do anything else in eros' heaven, just check out the arena for one duel and back down"
>a smile crosses the cupid's face
>"alright fiiinnneeee you got me. but the day after is a 10 hour date lead by the winner!"
>the cupid kisses anon while she goes down on him so that he cant try to respond.

>>43807177

>>43810979
Wardrobe malfunction?

>>43810736
> Open a can of greens
>Eat from directly from the can
> Open a can of tuna
> Put a little bit of vinegar and salt
>Eat it
>One slice of bread
>One slice of Cantal
>One tea
Me right now, kiki wouldn't be mad since it's healthy

>>43810736
> Open a can of string bean
>Eat directly from the can
> Open a can of tuna
> Put a little bit of vinegar and salt
>Eat it
>One slice of bread
>One slice of Cantal
>One tea
Me right now, kiki wouldn't be mad since it's healthy

You're never safe around Elves.
Stick around too long in the forest and the curvy Wood Elves will titrape you.
Hang around the highlands too long and a High Elf is going to suck your dick like an airlock in space.
Venture down into the caverns below and a Dark Elf will capture you and squeeze your cock like a hydraulic press riding you and doing anal.
You'll father more Elves regardless of which variety becomes your captor.

>>43809885
>that vulva squish

>>43811086
>can of tuna and string beans
For me, it's a tin of 'deens in olive oil with a bay leaf and chili pepper, with a side of pickled vegetables from the local korean grocery mart and steamed white rice. I put the rice in a bowl and pour the tin's contents over the top, then put the veggies to the side of that. It's not so pathetic that I'm kiki/shog bait, but nowhere near luxurious enough that mamonos wanting a house husband would be interested. I'm 100% safe from being bothered by monstergirls while eating my meals alone, it's great.

>>43808648
>Why must hentai logic be like this?
It worked for the asari in mass effect

>>43811187
Nice, I avoid can with oil in it since I can find good olive oil easily. I also love runny omelets (I also put cheese and Espellet pepper in them) with rice on the side. Nothing to write home about but it"s cheap and good. Still, if a kiki wishes to cook for me, I will say yes.
They're also the forbidden meal but I stop doing that as soon as I could

MGC's petting zoo is free for single males.
They even recently got a Jinko, you should really go there sometimes.

>>43811187
>Anon goes to open up his fridge to get leftovers
>It's all shogloaf

>>43811270
I have olive oil in my pantry as well, but nice thing about the can's is that it soaked up the flavor of the bay leaf and the pepper that's sealed in there with the fish. I like my eggs runny too, can't stand dry yolk.

>>43811331
>opens fridge
>sees shogloaf
Aw man, I wanted 'deens.
>closes fridge and leaves for the supermarket to buy more 'deens

I need air head tomboy monsters with short hair

>>43811322
A Jinko? I must hurry, she must be mine.

>>43811322
Don't listen to this man anons, I went there with a friend and he got grabbed by some sheep, he almost instantly feel asleep in their arms

>>43809166
I'm pretty sure that all monster can produce milk, no matter the size of their breasts.
So go ahead an enjoy drinking milk from sexy flatties.

>>43811486
>drinking milk from a loli cupid's almost flat breast

>>43809154
Feel like we definitely have some of them, magus has a parasite slime story. Then consensual corruption

>>43811476
Nobody said the petting only goes one way.

A dark priest doing missionary (position) work in your area has started seeing you in her dreams, I hope you’re prepared for once the voices tell her your name and address.

>>43811543
Hmph, well I'm leaving before I get claimed by some dirty mut

>>43811451
Me too anon

>>43811611
imagine

>>43811322
Nah, going to the werewolf exhibit, I hear they've finally grown their summer coats so their fur will be nice and silky smooth! They're really enthusiastic about getting belly rubs though, they keep trying to move my hands lower and lower

>>43811474
Only the most skilled of pets can cause a jinko tu chuff

>>43811644
Damn horny dogs
They only think of sex and awoos

What If a monster wants to be a firefighter?

>>43811689
That one waifufag's Hellhound is a firefighter.

>>43811689
Why stop them?

I want to visit the space Pharaoh of Mars

>>43811715
What If she a fire type mg ?

>>43811789
I thought this dude wore a helmet with no face.

>>43811800
And then?

Need smug child Dark Mage gf

>>43808525
>that dark elf
It's like she is demanding me to eat her out

Why won't the MGC government stop sending succubi to collect my "cum tax"?
I don't care who they send , I'm not paying my taxes.

>>43811990
but only after we marry

>>43812007
what was it about pink foxes again? dangerous? safe?

>>43811935
>I don't care who they send , I'm not paying my taxes.
So you say, but who would you prefer they send?

>>43811997
Goddesses these days, I swear

>>43812018
Nice elf. Have a dark one.

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

>>43810306
Ghoul breath erotic!

>>43811920
This, but gloomy sabbath witch that doesn't get enough sleep

>>43812024
very safe and gentle. they give you plenty of personal freedom and even let you take a break from lovemaking if you ask them.

>>43812024
Depends on the number of tails.

>>43812007
Extremely fuckable gyaru fox

One of these foxes is a hag in disguise.

I am the Chaos Hero, I am the only one of my kind. That I have been empowered by a pseudo version of the abyss and the power of the angels.
Which I’ll be taking the throne from the demon lord and kick her and her husband out of the kingdom and take all the power for myself fixing the many problems with the Mamonos.

>>43812160
It's the one who looks the youngest

>>43812024
>>43812064
sorry, wrong pic. that was a blond one who dyed their hair for a cosplay.
this is how pink foxes usually look.

>>43812177
Global Rule 2.

>>43812196
I’m 22, I’m just having fun writing a what if story so nothing serious. Which the main character will most likely fail in the end and get married to a abyssal monster girl. Also I never said the demon lord and her husband die just kicked out of power.

>>43812234
>I’m 22
You're still a minor under Dragonia law.

>>43812063
>gloomy sabbath witch that doesn't get enough sleep
If the two met, I have a feeling she would get annoyed at the trueloli Dark Mage quite fast.

>>43812257
>visit dragonia
>some dragon hag walks up to you and says a young boy like you shouldn't be going out alone, offers to be your adoptive mom
>ask her wtf, say you're 32
>she starts mocking you in babyspeak
>"uwuu behbeh wants milkies?"

>>43812257
No point going to Dragonia to taste their wines, got it.

>>43812287
Oh don't worry, you can drink so long as you have a friend or guardian. The guardian in question will be a cock hungry malef who may or may not take advantage of you while you're drunk

>>43812301
Yuck

>>43812301
Why the fuck she eating so slow
Dissolve it already

>>43812274
Is it bad that this would probably work on me

>>43812304
That Malef guardian better be large and ripped as hell to make me feel extra safe.

>>43812257
This is going to stop working when someone manages to snag magic powers and live a few centuries as a virgin

>>43812274
Sure, I'll take it.

>>43812274
God I wish that happened to me

I'm not sure how much more I can actually improve.

>>43812464
Would an oppai loli bogey work?

>>43812488
I don't see why not.

i wanna marry a holst farmer...
https://files.catbox.moe/r5q2of.jpg

>>43812501
Big soft pillow matress cuddlewife

>>43812530
Smol Bogey still makes for an excellent pillow.

>>43812477
It's too wide. my bad. Not fixing it.

>>43812322
It's to be expected. Boys shouldn't be let to wander around the streets unsupervised- it's dangerous.

At what point is a man "old"? When is it too late for you to get a monster wife?

>>43812570
Well since there is such a thing as undead incubi your question kinda becomes redundant. That you could be 5000 years old and still get a monster wife.

>>43812570
To a 1000 year old hag, you will always be a boy to her.

>>43812570
age is just a number.

>>43812274
That'd just permanently cement her in my mind as an unlikeable person since anyone who talks down to someone like that in public no less is the kind of person to be unbearably egotistical and overbearing. Mamono mana would kick in and generate a marker on me that would practically be yelling at her "THIS MAN LITERALLY HATES YOU NOW, GOOD GOING YOU STUPID CUNT". It would be so strong a magic signal that every other energy-sensitive monster in the area would be able to detect its mesaage and leave the area out of a sense of embarassment for that dragon. Piss off, scaly bitch.

I want to be a husband of a loli malef dragon

>>43812570
If you're a wizard, it's too late. Join me in solitude, Anon.

>>43812676
That's okay. It would make *me* like her, so everyone gets away happy.

>>43812694
I turn 28 in a day so I still have two whole years before I become an hero

>>43812694
Nonsense, the Sabbath is always seeking big brothers with magical potential.

>>43812713
Good for you, I'm passing on through to GobboTown instead, where the local girls are friendly and down to earth if a bit crude, and enjoying a nice leg of roasted mutton at their local inn with the cute barmaid.

>>43812740

>>43812692
Please reconsider if you can handle this much smugness when you look down.

How sleepy can they get? Is it even possible to quantify such large amounts of sleepiness???

>>43812792
Don't bother quantifying anything from Wonderland.

>>43812774
She will be incredibly smug because she'll get a husband that really likes dragons and thinks they're cool as fuck

>>43812727
I'm gonna learn telekinesis and use it to throw rocks at the Sabbath.

>>43812792
You mind if I eat that?
Also I did fix it up. It's too late to delete though.

>>43812816
>a husband that really likes dragons and thinks they're cool as fuck
Very valid reason to be smug, and it shouldn't bother him at all in that case.

>>43812505
It ain't much, but its honest work

>>43812505
>Holst farmer milking anon
In soviet russia...

Me explaining that rape is no joke to Bogie.

>>43812064
I would like this, I don't like rapey monsters

>>43812714
no an hero
go out swinging

>>43812833
I eat kittens for breakfast because they're evil carnivores

>>43812883
So hang myself?

>>43811990
Gotta love Studio62. LustFriend is probably the closest we got to a MGE game. It’s mostly a ton of succubus wanting to rape you until you relent and go live with them, or you succeed in befriending them so they all come to live with you at the starting town. Well, aside the morbid plot twist leading to the True End.

>>43812894
heh
but that falls under the category of an hero

>>43812892
Careful, engaging with mick's vore fantasies might send him on another autistic rampage.

If I managed to apprehend and rape a Cupid, would Eros be mad with me?

>>43812912
You're good as long as you take responsibility and make more Cupids.

>>43812913
Floppy cat tats

>>43812912
>Cupid is suspiciously enthusiastic for a rape victim

When monsters war against other monsters, what do you imagine they do with their defeated opponents(i imagine they wouldn't kill)

>>43812936
Draw on all your knowledge of MGE canon and take a fucking guess

>>43812920
>>43812932
What if I use a condom while raping her?

>>43809898
In that game heaven literally crashed down to the planet and made a new snowy continent

>>43812936
I liked magus’s depiction where monster on monster violence is just beating the shit out of each other with demon silver, nonlethal magic, and hard contact until one side loses and goes home to swear vengeance and scheme their next keikaku.

>>43811990
What game is this from.

>>43812973
That's a really big spoiler to someone who didn't play it.

>>43812968
Then the Cupid has the holy right to apply correction as soon as she's able to.

>>43812928
For smug paizuri.

>>43812968
You're dealing with a high level angel so you'll know pretty quickly if she doesn't like it.

>>43812774
Loli wives are smug because they're so happy.

Why does white snake need to act so menacing? I lock my door to keep other whores out.

>>43813022
That’s just how they are, they are very anxiety induced beings just like the Nightgaunt.

>>43812991
Indeed

It was in the later parts of pt.2 iirc

>>43812792
>>43812806
Man I love Wonderland.
>“Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that ‘I see what I suck’ is the same thing as ‘I suck what I see’!”
>“You might just as well say,” added the March Hare, “that ‘I like what I fuck’ is the same thing as ‘I fuck what I like’!”
>“You might just as well say,” added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in her sleep, “that ‘I cum when I sleep’ is the same thing as ‘I sleep when I cum’!”
>“It is the same thing with you,” said the Hatter, and here the conversation dropped.

Man I was just watching Pokémon card pack openings and other similar videos and I just remembered MGE had a similar thing. Which I wonder if it’s still a thing anymore probably not.

>>43813083
MGE trading cards sounds incredibly awkward

>>43812806
That's just what jabberwocks say when you ask them about their weight.

>>43813095
And they're right, human mind can't comprehend numbers this large.

>>43813089
I would lowkey get all the abyssals as cards though and maybe a couple not very well known monster girls in MGE that have almost been completely forgotten about.

>>43813131
Man, she had a lot of cum in her.

>>43813083
Another failed expansion attempt?

>>43813083
>>43813131
I use 'POT OF RAPE' which allows me to draw 2 cards!
And then I play 'POT OF RAPE' which allows me to draw 2 cards!
And then I play 'POT OF RAPE' which allows me to draw 2 cards!
Lilims on motorcycles are cringe

>>43813195
>about to lose the game
>invoke special rule "there are no bad ends"
>Game tied again

>>43813089
It would be funny one of them cards is 3,000 dollars now, but that’s just me joke posting mostly but who knows it could be a possibility.

>>43813195
What does Jinn of the Jar do again? I can never remember.

>>43812550
Older monsters are always looking for lonely wandering boys to grab and adopt. Onee-chan will keep you safe.

>>43813228
horns

>>43813201
>banished to the shadow realm
>surrounded by cute shogs and mindflayers that will cure you of your children's cardgame affliction
Best end

>>43812945
What is lesbian GOR-rape for $100, Alex?

>>43812989
LustFriend, the sequel to LustGrimm. You get summomed to it to help save the world of Succubi, but most of them are obsessed with raping you and taking you home with them

>>43813155
It still somewhat a thing, though I don’t know how safe this site is for actual purchases since I never bought from here.
https://m.aliexpress.us/item/3256804217361955.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21USD%21%2499.52%21%2469.66%21%21%21%21%21%402101c5c216874742034341412e571b%2112000029054685381%21btf&_t=pvid%3Ac8a94c20-4cee-47da-b977-790fa50ebff9&afTraceInfo=1005004403676707__msite__c_ppc_item_bridge__xxxxxx__1687474203&spm=a2g0n.ppclist.product.0&gatewayAdapt=gloPc2usaMsite&_randl_shipto=US

>>43813083
I have seen those floating around on ebay, I assumed they were bootleg ie not authorized by KC.

>>43813227
Mimic, but brown, scared, and with an easily destroyed teleportation focus. Her clay-Tardis can get wrecked, because it’s made out of clay. Just what everyone always wanted! She is literally worse than Slimes now, due to KC tweet-madness. Imagine being defeated by random Slime in your own fucking specialty. It’s like an entire species made of Runya.

lol

>>43813345
I know there is YouTube videos showing unboxings of them so they were created by some company. But you’re probably right of them being unauthorized which is probably the reason why they’re on random websites and eBay instead of a main site to buy these cards.

>>43813388
I think the only problem they had when it comes to the controller was using the wireless version. I have F310 and I stand by it.

>>43813388
Genuinely can't believe this story actually was something that happened

>>43813388
>Now it's at the bottom of the ocean in pieces.
>No, not "sprung a leak" pieces or "hit a rock" pieces. Something tore it up

>>43811331
Shogloaf for breakfast, lunch, dinner... It's enough to drive someone mad.
Maybe Anon can try to stealthily order actual pizza.

>>43813450
Wonder how a shog would react to her man sneaking stuff like that

Same visual gag as a hellhound wife who went "vegan" for her hubby sneaking jerky or something

Imagine how horrifying it would be if Krakens disguised themselves as human and came ashore to our harbor towns to snatch men and seduce them back into the sea with them. Haha, good thing they can't come up here with us landlubbers, right? Right guys?

>>43813411
you cant believe that a bunch of rich billionaires, who think they are gods among men, completely ignored any and all safety regulations?
the glass on that sub was rated for a depth of 1300 meters, the titanic is down at 4000.

>>43813479
Hand over the banana pudding kakuen

>>43813450
She can learn to make shogpizza for him.

>>43813467
They could be snatching up all our seamen, defeating our navies without a single shot. Spooky

>>43813517

>>43813525
Oh shi-

>>43813517
>>43813525
big titta

>>43813479
>rich dude refuses to listen to experts and ignores advice
>Hires a diverse team to run his company and such
Hubris is a hell of thing. Nothing but yes men around and never told no you are wrong and you start believing you are a god and then nature tells you the truth the only way it knows how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhIPW2KDkVg

Many love the Kraken but I don't see love for the Scylla. They're basically octopus krakens!

>>43813517
Boring.
>>43813525
You have my attention!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109209281
welcome to heck