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43788917 No.43788917 [Reply] [Original]

You WILL read the demon book.

>> No.43789006
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You fool! What have you done?!

>> No.43790577

>>43788917
What is she going to do if I don't? Faint?

>> No.43790605

>>43790577
She knows you'll rape her if you're one on one with her unconscious body, so she has the will to pretend to faint regardless of your choice and keep up the pretense for as long as it takes.

>> No.43790957

is the demon book full of loli pictures?

>> No.43791083

>>43788917
Wait a minute, this isn't a demon book, this is just a list of youkai-on-human crime statistics!

>> No.43791592
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>> No.43791627

>>43788917
Dammnit Akyuu I told you before and I'll tell you again. I'm NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR FRIEND STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT IT.
I swear I'm going ask to Yukari to cut your internet at this rate

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>>43791627
I shall pick up the slack where you give up

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>>43788917
If I ever got to gensokyo, I'd spend much of my time teaching Kosuzu about the outside world's history like I was some ancient mystic. In such a way as to invoke a feeling of uncertainty, but deep interest, in the clown world of modernity.

>> No.43792976

Implying I can read

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>>43792717
I think she would like that very much, anon

>> No.43792996

>>43792976
She could read to you!!! Imagine how cute that would be!!!

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>>43791627
Yukari fully supports her in this endeavor, anon.
You *will* marry a human woman, you *will* give her several kids, and you *will* save the human village from extinction.
It's best if you just accept your fate now; if this plan fails, it means that Okina will take action instead, and nobody wants that.

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>>43795001
I LOVE YOUKAI WOMEN
I LOVE YOUKAI WOMEN
I LOVE YOUKAI WOMEN

I HATE THE HUMAN SUPREMACISTS
I HATE THE HUMAN SUPREMACISTS
I HATE THE HUMAN SUPREMACISTS

I WILL MARRY THE BEAUTY OF THE TWILIGHT,
I WILL HAVE A DOZEN KIDS WITH HER,
THEY WILL BEAT YUKARI AND OKINA AT THEIR OWN GAMES,
I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE FATHER OF THE KINGDOM OF GENSOKYO,
AND I WILL BE HAPPY!!!

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>>43795071
It's impressive how quickly you always manage to show up, Yuukaschizo. Proud of you.

>> No.43795181

>>43792991
She's a cute goober. I'd try to be her friend as a fellow obsessive book hoarder.

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>>43795161
A little known fact, but all yuukafags are mentally ill to some extent, either BPD, masochism, closeted faggotry, or something else entirely.
I simply tap into the voices inside my head and write what they tell me to.

And also yuukaposting is my #1 occupation.

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>>43795161
>Pic
Did you know that poppies, especially in modern European culture have a close association with death?
Poppies require a lot of phosphorus to prosper, and bones are mostly made from calcium phosphate- Perfect phosphorus fertilizer.

For this reason, after large battles with lots of casualties, a field of poppies often springs up after a year or two, covering the whole area in a deep blood red!

Isn't that interesting? Yuukarin was with us even in our darkest hours!
I just hope she wasn't the cause of any...

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This is the Kosuzu thread, faggots. Post the cute bookworm or fuck off.

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>>43795259
Make me.

>> No.43795310

>>43788917
Only if you let me sniff your musky panties later.

>> No.43795316
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She is better than Yuuka, yes. I love her.

>> No.43795328

>>43790605
What's her endgame with a scheme like that?

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>>43795272
Best youkai thread?

>> No.43795819

>>43795328
Entrapment, suzu is a FED

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>>43795819
Like I thought.
Don't fall for the H*man w*men's tricks anons, play it safe and find a girl who's several hundred times the legal age.

Yuuka will do!

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>>43795824
You, uhhh, sound like you're pimping her out...

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>>43795850
I need more people to appreciate the Beauty of Everlasting Darkness, the Flower Master of the Four seasons, and the Oriental Demon.
Luckily, Yuukarin is all three! Wow!

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>>43795859
But why not also consider the 'Suzu? Look at how cute she is!

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>>43795976
Suzu is for snale

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>>43795987

>> No.43796267

Uhg… i swear yuuka fag are the worst! I will have my revenge one day you just wait!

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>>43795272

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>>43796422
Ohh, now you've done it!
You and your humie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a master-spark based sendoff!

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>>43788917
Kosuzu a cute

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>> No.43803110 [SPOILER] 
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Kosuzu is...!?!

>> No.43805129

>>43803110
i don't get it

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>>43805129
You will understand after reading the demon book.

>> No.43805162

>>43803110
Almost my fetish

>> No.43805304
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I'm going to smuggle in hundreds of images of suzu being mating pressed and hide them in her books! Watching her blush as she takes them off me!

>> No.43805345

>>43805304
It'd be worth learning yo draw just to start hiding erotica of your favorite 2hu around the place she lives for her to find

>> No.43805448

>>43803110
slugged?

>> No.43806476

>>43803110
What a fucking slug

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>>43795001
Human women, human women... human women!

>> No.43817686

>>43817660
Gross, I'll just marry a fairy since human women are so obscene

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>>43788917
give me an update on whether she is able to read this

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>>43817686

>> No.43825006

nope

>> No.43825025

>>43788917
Only if she'll read it with me.

>> No.43826338

>>43822746
Don't give me that look 'suzu, you know I'm a man of exacting taste who would never marry a slut

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>>43788917
baribari gushagusha bakibaki gokun

>> No.43833046

i want to read the demon book.

>> No.43833078
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>>43833046
You'll get posessed

>> No.43833197

>>43833078
did i stutter?

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