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4378301 No.4378301 [Reply] [Original]

Oh god /v/ I want to move to Japan so bad.
How great would it be moving there?

I mean I could play my Nintendo DS EVERYWHERE without people giving me those looks

I could fucking eat all that delicious pocky, noodle soup, and teriyaki chicken! yum!!!

even though im 27 and never had sex I could easily sex up some japanse schoolgirl with those pretty school uniforms on

I could get a job at nintendo glorious!

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>> No.4378310

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RAGE GO BACK TO /V/ XD

>> No.4378320

that's cool

>> No.4378528

the reality:

goes to japan, tries to find cheap place to live. can't find one. ends up homeless. finds sleeping spot near high school. oogles school girls and attempts to "accidently" rape one. gets arrested. thrown in jail. finally gets work and sleeping quarters, free for 20 years.

>> No.4378536

>>4378528
Don't bump the fucking thread, retard

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>>4378310
>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying RAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG XD IS IMPLICATION REACTION IMAGE CONFUSEDMARIO.PNG XDDDDD

>> No.4378593

>>4378536
huh?

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