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4377993 No.4377993 [Reply] [Original]

The presence of nVidia adequately explains the events of every scenario in Umineko thusfar.

A number of Fermi are imported by Ushiromiya Kinzo, a low-quality hardware enthusiast. Over the courser of the family summit, they subsequently detonate due to faulty wiring, sending their wood screw payloads screaming into whoever happened to be close to them at the time. These items, also known as Stakes by the Moonlanders, leave the wounds in the victims of the murders which correspond to the twilights mentioned in the Witch's Epitaph, the last message of the nVidia engineer Beatrice before her death.

Battler is an agent of the ATI corporation, sent to destroy the dangerous machines and provide higher quality hardware to the household.

>> No.4378005

WOOD BOMBS

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>> No.4378014

>>4377993
AhAhahaaHAa wood screws 1,7% shit su-
wait, what ?
Oh fuck I'm on /jp/

>> No.4378017

But Fermi doesn't exists so yeah.

>> No.4378018

1.7 yield

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>>4378005

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>>4377999

>> No.4378025

But nvidia was founded in 1993

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>>4377993

>> No.4378045

Reported.

>> No.4378047

>>4378029

Face it, nvidia is finished.

>> No.4378054

Q3 1986 SMALL BOMBS

>> No.4378052

>>4378045
lol u mad?

>> No.4378056

>>4378045

did you really not learn your lesson the first time this was posted? fuck.

>> No.4378057

>>4378045
why do you love NVidia so much?

>> No.4378069

This thread is made from worst faggotry from /a/ /g/ and /jp/ combined (including IN Elite).

Amazing.

>> No.4378070

>>4378056
Naw, I just remembered.
>>4378057
I'm unbiased, the current /g/ thinks not drinking ATI coolaid is being a fanboy.

>> No.4378071

>>4378057
kill yourself, namefag ATI shitposter

>> No.4378073

>>4378045
wow, an anti weaboo posting on a weaboo board, never thought id see the day

>> No.4378078

My word, that is...

>> No.4378081

>>4378071
what the fuck is an ATI

>> No.4378082

ATI == canadian scum. CANADA IS THE WORST COUNTRY ON EARTH.

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4378086

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS THREAD.

>> No.4378092

>>4378070
Both companies are trolling everybody and they love to lick your tears. Look in you heart, you know it's true.

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>> No.4378105

>>4378092

ATI is Canadian, they are incapable of malice.

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4378110

Ah yes, the "Fermi".

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>> No.4378114

>>4378105
That's what Canada wants you to believe.

>> No.4378116

>>4378112
What I'm trying to ask is, what are you angry about?

>> No.4378117

>>4378110

Stoooop... ;_;

>> No.4378134

Fermi will be shipped with a free copy of Duke Nukem Forever.

>> No.4378151

>>4378116
I wish I still had that picture.

>> No.4378158

>>4378110
>>4378086
/v/ joins the party?

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>>4378158

We have always been here.

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>>4378110
>>4378086
We're watching you, scum.

>> No.4378192

>>4378183
NO FUCK YOUR SHIT I GOT MY INDORIL ARMOR FROM ALMEXIA HERSELF.


WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS STILL CHASING ME?

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>this thread

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>>4378192
Because you are a FILTHY N'WAH

>> No.4378209

>>4378192

Because ALMA IS DEAAAAD!!

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>>4378196
Spaghetti! You want it?

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>>4378323
I WANT YOUR HEAD!

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