/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43581530
Big booba older sister type

>>43581530
Me too!

>>43581545
Onee-san Meiling

I love Meiling!

I love Meiling!

>>43582443
Everyone loves meiling!

>>43582443
Hat?
>>43581596
flan NO

>>43582513
Fuck who?

>>43582533
me
>>43582435
I want Meiling to aggressively hug me like that

>>43582578
I thought meiling loved sakuya

>>43582596
but sakuya is so mean to her all the time!

>>43582435
Why delete that?

>>43583097
That's not true!

>>43583291
I want Meiling to do leg stuff to me

>>43583291
Mmmmmh those fucking legs

>>43583291
Also a good one

>>43583421
Wait a minute that pose...

>>43583848
Cool dragon

China woman ooooooooo

Going to a festival and watching the fireworks with the sleepy scottish dragon...

>>43589346
holding hands with the sleepy Scottish dragon whilst watching the fireworks...

>>43589407
Ignoring the sleepy Scottish dragon's drinking problem...

>>43589419
What is drunken Meiling like?

>>43589817
She starts singing, and it's easy to convince her to show off some fighting moves

>>43589932
Meiling has a beautiful voice, and she's always happy to show off her martial arts skill!
It's the Claymore she brings out when she's drunk!

>>43590027
I know you mean the sword but the alternative is funnier

>>43590053
I nearly used the gaelilc spelling, but it's ridiculously long and doesn't look like you'd say it that way, like, at all.

Hong with a type 56 RPD laying down covering fire at Eientei!
took me too long to find, lol

>>43590108
The battle of eientei

How strong do you guys think she actually is?

>>43590419
stronger than me
she could probably break me in two
...with her bare hands!

>>43590419
I think she can bench 300 natty (as natty as a demonic creature of fear beyond comprehension can be anyway)

>>43590419
Alot of her fighting strength comes from Qi manipulation, so I don't think she's that terribly strong otherwise, she outclasses most but struggles against some oni
She can easily OHP Sakuya, which she does sometimes to tease her

>>43592073
Looks tired

>>43592073
Hong looking kinda seductive here

>>43592140
It's her natural look

>>43583965
I still don't know what this statement is supposed to convey

>>43590419
She can probably suplex a train

>>43581530
she eats people

>>43593057
We can make it work

>>43581530
She has an opium addiction.

>>43593720
I want to do the Opium with her and then do silly stuff while high

>>43597522
warm and snuggly gatekeeper
I'm torn between not waking her up and hugging her right there

>>43597541
I'd snuggle up to her and keep her warm

>>43597547
I think she'd like that, although if you're brave enough it might be better to do it when she's out in the cold all day.

It's not actually a mosin, it's probably a berdan, but I haven't changed the filename yet

>>43597675
>gently waking up the sleepy dragon sleeping on her job with a hug

>>43597685
She may be too tall for that, your head would probably reach under her boobs

>>43597740
I could still hug her, even if my head would get buried in her chest!

>>43597685
She doesn't sleep all the time!
She has other hobbies too, like watering these flowers for example!
Cease this slander at once!

>>43597740
Anon... How tall do you think Meiling is? She'd have to be like 250+ cm tall for my head to reach under her boobs.
How tall are you btw?

>>43601362
Her height is taller than you

>>43601362
> She'd have to be like 250+
not true
every anon in /jp/ is a cute shota

>>43601501
But how tall exactly? I want to know so I can autistically compare her height to the heights of other residents of SDM.
Wouldn't it be strange to have a giant woman live near the midget vampires though? Like there's clearly a certain point where shorties like Remilia or the goblins won't be able to reach the door handles for example, if the doorways are accomodating for an amazon like Meiling.
>>43601519
Wow, then I must be a king among you all. Worship me, manlets.

>>43601557
>Wow, then I must be a king among you all. Worship me, manlets.
you're a liar
you're a cute shota
you exist to be loved and cuddled and abused by cute 2hus

>>43601557
She's definitely the tallest the best canon comparison i can give you is on cheating detective Satori where Flandre holds her by the neck and she has to fly so that Meiling's feet don't touch the floor, from memory I'd says she's about 2 heads and a half ish taller than the vampires, Patcho is canonically as tall as Marisa so she's probably about a forehead taller than those twothen there's Sakuya who i have nothing for but i like to put her somewhere on the average Japanese teenage girl height, maybe a bit on the taller side, anyways, i can't imagine anyone in the mansion going out of their way to facilitate door handle accessibility unless it's in one of Remilia's whims otherwise they probably use the standard height which means Meiling probably has to crouch a bit and the womanlets have to fly to reach the door handle, alternatively we can say Meiling has her own hut outside of the mansion.

>>43592724
It means you can fuck Meiling while she is gatekeeping.

>>43601571
And you're a disgusting fat slob unfit to stand guard for more than 15 minutes. You're not cute and the only 2hu that would consider looking at you twice is Rumia, because you can't run.
Stop forcing your interpretations on others, anon, I find that offensive. You've been very rude to me.

>>43601664
I'm a skinny twink actually
>Stop forcing your interpretations on others, anon, I find that offensive. You've been very rude to me.
i meant no ill will. It's was just a bit of fun :(

>>43601676
You're a liar, you're a stinky round neckbeard that can't even walk to the bathroom without getting winded.
Okay, now we're even.
Don't do this kind of thing in the future, ok?

Shut the fuck up and post Meiling.

>>43601713
Why is Flan out in the sun?

>>43601704
why did it make you so upset anyway
i'd imagine jp anons would love to be cuddled by cute 2hus as cute shotas
>>43601713
okay

>>43601715
Magic sunscreen

>>43601718
I worked hard on my physique my entire life, and no twink is gonna tell me that I'm suddenly some scrawny bitch.
Sorry, but them's the breaks. I'm gonna grow in power under Meiling's watchful eye or I'm gonna die trying.

>>43601715
It's fine she has a genius ice fairy next to her no problem.

>>43601765
She's probably not that harsh as a mentor

I want her to vent her frustrations on me after a long day of being bullied

>>43601362
Holy twin braids!

>>43581530
She's taken, sorry

>>43607851
....where did she get taken too?

>>43607920
To the gay bathhouse

>>43608082
Oh dear, she must have made a mistake, no such place exists!
Good thing her platonic friend Sakuya can figure out where they are and find the actual bathhouse where they can continue to perform acts of hygene with modesty, since they are only concerned with the opposite sex seeing them naked.

>>43607851
Lesbian relationships aren't real, they're a stopgap arrangement for when the girls get too horny. In the end all girls want a man. Imagine how hot it is if a girl and another girl do it all day for years but it remains their little secret, but after she gets married she is loyal to none other than the husband.

>>43608168
>>43607851
They aren't even friends, Meiling tries to avoid her.

Hongk.

Typical chinese, she's forcing you to accept her policies regarding your near future.

>>43611385
>Bandaged left hand
Oh god, Hatate got to her, I'm doomed...

I want to eat twizzlers out of her ass.

>>43609762
What was the print work that showed how distant they are? I forgot

It's time..

>>43612171
Somewhere on the sdm part of detective Satori

Every now and then nemu's AI gives you some pretty neat results

>>43615861
>Parted bangs
Uohhhhh

>>43615155
tea date with miss Meiling...

>>43581530
我爱她

>>43622817
Why the fuck was did Flan thought of Meiling as a threat to be eradicated? Did she notice something in her or was she being a weird shut in?

>>43583965
>>43592724
It's most likely a reference to a Sesame Street song.
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_People_in_Your_Neighborhood

>>43636180
Not my Meiling
(NMM)

>>43637042
Yes my Meiling
(YMM)

>>43636180
Disgusting. Don't post... that, again. Please.

>>43601571
>>43601718
I want to be Meiling's cute shota

>>43615155
Big arms

>>43639082
All the better to hug me with!

>>43601519
>>43601571
>>43601718
>>43638933
Based anons.

>>43637503
Why?

>>43637503
>>43597522
perfect spooning position
I'd rub my dick on that butt all night

How would you wake her up?

>>43601571
>>43639209

sauce?

>>43640469
https://nhentai.net/g/421185/

>>43640429
By throwing a bucket of ice cold water on her while she sleeps.

>>43641695
She won't take very kindly to that

>>43641819
Maybe she should not sleep on her job then.

>>43641827
That's for the rest of the mansion to bully her over, you do that and she's kicking you to next tuesday.

Sexing her while she sleeps!

>>43601362
Go read Dekameiri summer by scichil. Accommodations can be made.

Would Meiling tease you for being shorter than her? I can't imagine her being mean but i can imagine her getting cheeky if she feels close to you

>>43650036
I can't imagine her being much over 6', 6'2" at most.
7' tall amazon women are the domain of Oni like Yuugi, otherwise known as underground Meiling.

>>43650036
She's too nice.

>>43651668
>6'2" at most
Nice, then she can't tease me for being shorter.

>>43654713
Imagine not wanting to be playfully teased by Meiling for being shorter, I'm 5'5 and I'd love it

I liked those images where Meiling was like, hanging out with the smaller characters like Cirno and Chen.

>>43655170
Like this?

>>43655737
Stuff like this.

>>43655939
And this.

>>43655946
Well if that's the case, have this too.

>Meiling and Yuugi hang out for a day and discuss their lives and wives (Sakuya and Parsee)
Absolutley spiffing, I want more Meiling + Yuugi doujins

>>43658446
I'd rather watch her hang out with Yuuka

post meiling voring people

>>43659323
Fuck u

>>43659323
Post Meiling snoring, people.

>>43662264
too sleepy

>>43664462
the Hong secretly wishes for a husband sooner rather than later, methinks.

>>43664487
i wish i were that pillow

she sad

I love Meiling's design and wish ZUN would bring her back.

>>43671585
But why?

>>43671733
Her thread's about to die!

>>43671733
no shota husband to snuggle

>>43677331
Wouldn't meiling prefer a nice normal human husband who will cook her favourite meals for her instead of Sakuya?
Sakuya only really cooks what the Mistress wants anyway.

>>43684770
i want to cook for Meiling

>>43676289
She has TWO threads.

>>43692385
She had three threads! rip the ntr one

>>43650036
I think she would if she knew it annoyed you
It'd be even better if she's only barely taller, like an inch or two, and does it because she likes how worked up you get about it

>>43692394
link?

hnog

>>43692394
She needs more.

massaging Meiling's tired feet

>>43708473
china obsessed with feet

>>43709050
i want to play with her feet

>>43684770
Meiling strikes me as the type to want a normal husband. She'd really appreciate someone who she could hang out with and talk too during the long hours of standing by at the gate.
I bet she'd love your packed lunches and having dinner prepared for her as she rests away her fatigue from the day. She'd love it even more if you were too massage her after and let her drift to sleep while cuddled with you as you two chat about whatever or listen to some old record Meiling had collected from her traveling days

>>43709050
We can see your panties, Meiling!

>>43708473
Yes please

>>43624924
>5. No Chinaman must figure in a detective story.
she was just following the rules

>>43714994
Meiling is secretly the most normal person in gensokyo, everyone else is completely nuts in some way or another, but Meiling has a steady job, and keeps herself out of trouble. When you think about it, she's really gotten a good deal from Remi, since she lazes about all day doing the bare minimum by just being there, while Sakuya works her tight little ass off for the same pay probably.

Why wouldn't you want to be the Hongsband?

So since she's from China, apparently, how'd she even get in Gensokyo?

>>43724825
She's not from China, she IS China!

Meiling Paizuri.

Uh oh, Sakuya and Remilia hired a new gate guard.

>>43725057
she really hates socks too

>>43725120
Meiling's out of a job.

>>43726575
I will hire her to be my toilet cleaner.

>>43726575
No she isn't , she quit voluntarily to become my wife and eventually a full-time mother.

Wow there is a lot of yuri with her and sakuya

>>43732266
She looks very 1999-2001 anime styled there.

>>43732266
She's gonna smack you in the penis.

>>43732292
No she won't that'd be very unwifelike of her, and Hong is very much interested in keeping her new husbando since she's not ready to admit defeat and ask for her old job back.

I mean- Hong has fallen totally in love with her husband and can't stand to be apart from him for even an hour, so she tries to be by his side at all times.

>>43732557
She's gonna smack you in the peepee.

>>43732593
Only with her genitals... https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/201871

>>43732620
I'm gonna smack your wife's peepee.

morning tea with meiling

Meiling thread about to die!

>>43749471

>>43581530
She can't cook and clean, she's of no use.

>>43749479
Meiling has cute feet and shoe dangling is so erotic

>>43754770
chinese feet best

>>43752180
Oh there's some use.

>>43612115
Before or after being digested?

>>43764967
she would never be so mean!

>>43756682
This is my favorite image of Meiling. It has a very casual daily life feeling. Seeing the mundane in something so magical is nice.

>>43775390
Meiling naturally lends herself to the laid back, easygoing feeling.
She takes her job seriously, but doesn't sweat over things she cannot control, no matter how often Sakuya & patchy try to ger her to do something neither of them are capable of either.

>>43766452

>>43766452
I love my soft pillow

Isn't Meiling also the gardener of the SDM?

>>43786290
yes
she is a woman of many talents

I used to think Meiling and Flan had a sisterly bond but well... the recent manga has soured that.

So is Meiling, Orange?

I want to eat twizzlers out of her ass. Hong Meiling is a huge butt slut.

>>43792663
I prefer their relationship being different than Remilia and Sakuya's dynamic, Meiling is too carefree and Flan is too chaotic, the most sisterly thing i can see Meiling doing with her is having enough of Flan after a day of being particularly bratty and just calls her out harder than anyone has ever done and ever will, obviously it would very likely end poorly for Meiling but i honestly can see her interacting much with Flandre.

>>43650036
she is 170 cm at most

>>43658446
the pairing Pasee+Yuugi has to be one of the most retarded ones to ever exists, the two don't even interact with eachother.
Even Yuugi-Nitori would be more close to canon

>>43800892
Personally, I just can't see Yuugi preferring anything other than cock.

>>43798458
She has a huge butt but she is no slut. Only her girlfriend is able to enjoy it!

>>43803833
But Meiling only has a boyfriend(me).

>>43589932
天上太阳红呀红彤彤诶！
心中的太阳是毛泽东诶！

>>43794471
Meiling is Meiling

>>43724370
>who is Charlie Chan

>>43794471
No, she's green.

>>43803881
I like looking at Meiling's breasts

>>43820672
You might get crushed by them

>>43824233
I wouldn't mind that

>>43740019
My wife is so cute

>>43803884
I think her reaction was quite slow

>>43841085
Meiling wouldn't know what to do if she got in a real fight!

>>43724370
>>43806734
Back then, Chinese people often featured in shitty detective novels as mysterious and inscrutable merchants of poisons and assassins and the like. They were basically plot devices. That's why Charlie Chan was so successful: he upended the trope.

>>43846485
relaxing picnic with Meiling