/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43662697
Okay

No.

>>43662697
Former mom, you mean.

>>43662697

>>43662697
/jp/ - Junko Posting

Say something nice about junko

>>43662761
Fuck you Chang'e

Marriage to this pure mama!

>>43663542
I like her purple.

Imagine the threesome.

>>43663542
She is the best mother of all time.

>>43663591
Sex.

>>43663591
my cock would quite literally be anihilated.

mama...

>>43663542
used goods

>>43663542
Pretty cute for an old lady.

>>43664039
JUST KILLED A MAN

The nursing handjob 2hu.

>>43665724
Also the ironclad leglock 2hu.

>>43665716
Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

>>43666897
mama...

>>43675779
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

>>43663542
She is a very wonderful woman and I want to turn her into a mom again.

Give me a reason why I shouldn't dump all of my Junko pics right now.

>>43679090
You may, but only if you write up a unique comment to each one.

>>43679100
I am not feeling all that creative today so I cannot do that. I'll stay my hand.

How would Junko react if someone told her she can start a family with him because he wants her to be happy again?

Uh oh, looks like Junko tripped on something! Will you help this kind lady get back on her feet?

>>43684012
Even for the pure mama, those are just too big, r-right?

>>43684012
I will.

>>43680429
She'd tell you that it will only happen after total lunarian death is implemented

>>43685980
Surely there has to be another way.

>>43685996
Get her a therapy moon to take her frustrations out on.

>>43686023
Okay I can do that.

>>43686032
Be careful when giving your mom sweets. She could put on weight.

>>43686091
I don't mind.

>>43693193
Junko needs a swimsuit.

I will help her enact TLD (Total L*narian Death)

>>43696496
Kill Lunarians. Behead Lunarians. Roundhouse kick a Lunarian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Lunarian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Lunarians. Defecate in a Lunarians food. Launch Lunarians into the sun. Stir fry Lunarians in a wok. Toss Lunarians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Lunarians gas tank. Judo throw Lunarians into a wood chipper. Twist Lunarians heads off. Report Lunarians to the sages. Karate chop Lunarians in half. Curb stomp pregnant Lunarians. Trap Lunarians in quicksand. Crush Lunarians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Lunarians in a vat of acid. Eat Lunarians. Dissect Lunarians. Exterminate Lunarians in the gas chamber. Stomp Lunarian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Lunarians in the oven. Lobotomize Lunarians. Mandatory abortions for Lunarians. Grind Lunarian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Lunarians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Lunarians with a ray gun. Kick old Lunarians down the stairs. Feed Lunarians to alligators. Slice Lunarians with a katana.

>>43706145
Total Junko Love.

>>43706145
I would consume anything that Junko made for me. Even if it was raw Lunarian meat!

Remember it's not enough just to get moonie deaths, but the real important thing is to make Junko happy and to give her plenty of children.

>>43713713
I am prepared to give her as many children as she desires!

Always show your daughters how much you love them

>>43718254
That's how you do it.

Imagine waking up to Junko next to you.

>>43730143
Do you think Junko is receptive to cuddles? I couldn't help myself, I want to treat the incarnation of fury with intimacy, even at risk of my life.

>>43732003
She'd act cold while you were awake, but would immediately wrap her arms around you once you fall asleep.

>>43732243
Pretending to be asleep to feel Junko's embrace, and then surprising her by hugging her back moments after!

>>43732003
I imagine she’d love to cuddle. There’s no telling how long she’s been with a man, she might cling to you all night and then some in the morning.

>>43739437
Junko would hold anon hostage with her in the bed by cuddling and even ask Heca to bring them breakfast in bed to spend even longer there with him!

>>43739523
Cute. Almost sounds just like her.

>>43739523
Lying in bed with Junko until it's nighttime !
Only getting out of bed once everyone else is going to sleep!

You really shouldn't entertain Junko's whims, you know? It all sounds well and good. You may even be at peace with yourself thinking you're doing a good thing by appeasing the torment of this sorry woman. However, Junko's mind is almost as ravenous as an Internet warrior on their quest to win an argument. Any hint that you give her may just be an excuse for her to infantilize you, and if you give her no hints whatsoever, she'll start making up some or she'll create little traps or situations that you can't help but behave like a child in.
It's all downhill from this point. Junko will assume the role of your mother, and in no universe is she going to do the same mistake again. You are NEVER going anywhere without her. Need to use the bathroom? She's coming with you. Want to take a shower? Well you're still so young, Mama will do it for you. Cooking for yourself? Oh that's adorable, maybe you can help Junko cook something easy once in a while, like cutting the strawberries for a fruit salad (with the special knife that you can't possibly cut yourself with), Junko will take care of your every meal. And who knows what scary monster could be roaming in the night, especially with the dastardly moon visible. That won't do, Junko is sleeping with you, every night no arguments. She'll help you put on your PJs, that she chose for you. They're the same colors as Mama's tabbard. Isn't that precious? As precious as her cute little boy.

>>43740648
I unironically I want this

>>43740648
If it makes her happy... Then it shall be done.

>>43740648
So how's she gonna keep that up when I'm ploughing her from behind once every second?
If he comes up with something in her head to keep her happy, then that's her problem. And I bet I can cook better than her anyway, so she'll have a hard time getting me away from danger in the first place since I like it so much.

>>43740648
That’s a risk I’m willing to take. What’s she going to do? Turn me into a five year old or something?

>>43740648
If only.

>>43741865
Don't encourage her. She knows people who are capable of that.

>>43742505
On second thought that’s probably a good idea. You never know what these Gensokyo girls will do.

What would sex with her be like?

>>43664039
What a lewd mom

>>43750309
Passionate and mostly done for baby making.

Mustering up the courage to ask Junko out on a date!

>>43756906
What do the runes mean?

>>43757087
what's the magic word?

>>43757543
Please?

>>43757737
wrong

>>43757543
translate it weebs

>>43757087
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>43757841
不倶戴天の敵 is an idiom, meaning mortal enemy.
Abbreviated from something like, "Enemy that can't exist under the same heavens"
It originates from the Confucian Book of Rites, Book 1, Chapter 5, Verse 2
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Sacred_Books_of_the_East/Volume_27/The_L%C3%AE_K%C3%AE/Book_I
>With the enemy who has slain his father, one should not live under the same heaven. With the enemy who has slain his brother, one should never have his sword to seek (to deal vengeance). With the enemy who has slain his intimate friend, one should not live in the same state (without seeking to slay him).

>>43760823
The simplified Chinese translation is frankly easier to understand.
Just shove it into DeepL
对于杀父的仇人，作儿子的必须与他拚个死活，什么时候杀了他什么时候才算罢休。对于杀害兄弟的仇人，要随时携带武器，遇见就杀。对于杀害朋友的仇人，如果他不逃到别国去，见即杀之。

>>43740648
Is she going to take care of my sexual urges too? I doubt incest is a problem for her, it isnt even for humans of that era

>>43764372
Is it even incest when you and Junko aren't blood related? Unless she does something to make you her genetic child.

She will drink from YOUR SKULL

>>43765177
Mom and Blade warband.

>>43765601
I want to play games with Junko and have her beat me up for being a shitty teammate!

>>43765803
>not being the best teammate for Mommy Junko
Anon, for shame.

>>43765833
She's just too skilled, I'm a total novice compared to her.

>>43766036
You still want to make her happy right? Do your best.

I wanna get drunk with Junko

>>43766036
That's not a problem. She'd just give you an easy beginner friendly role to play and make you her pocket healson and play tankmom herself.

>>43766752
Junko's motherly junkos.

>>43773035
Milkhu

>>43773109
According to the chart her milk tastes like vanilla and spice.

Junko annoying Meiling by constantly keeping her awake!

>>43777511
But why?

So why did Chang'e's husband kill her son?

>>43778984
It's the job Sakuya gave her

>>43785107
Because children should be slaughtered over the slightest inconvenience they give you

>>43777511
>"China, have you ever seen a Moonie drink a glass of water?"
>"My name is Meiling, Junko."
>"Sake, that's what they drink, right? Never water."
>"We all drink sake, you had some five minutes ago"
>"On no account, will a moonie ever drink water, and for good reasons"
>"Please leave me along, I preferred getting a knife in my forehead."
>"Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. China, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?"
>"Stop."
>"And as Youkai, you and I need fresh, PURE water to replenish our precious bodily fluids"
>"You aren't even a youkai, nevermind one like me."
>"You see China? Have you ever wondered why I refuse to drink normal water, only distilled and pure, grain alcohol?"
>"I thought it was because you are insane."
>"Water fluoridation, is the greatest Lunarian plot this side of the millenium. In addition to water, there is evidence that they have tried adding fluorine to salt, sugar, even human meat. Humans China, Youkai's humans!"
>"Stop calling me China."

>>43786990
I was thinking this was Junko's Rap

>>43786990
I actually love this. 10/10 work anon

>>43786925
N.

>>43786990
>J: Dr. Yagokoro, that Genge-cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it, there may be some change in there.
>E: That's private property.
>J: Doctor, can you possible imagine what's going to happen to your frame, outlook, way of life and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the Goddess of Hell? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With danmaku! That's what the spelllcards are for, you twit!
>E: Ok. I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the Goddess of Hell on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you?
>J: What?
>E: You're going to have to answer to the Genge-Cola Company.

>>43788650
>"I''ll kill Chang'e if it hair lips errybody on bear creek!"


An obscure enough reference I didn't expect anyone to pick up on it, well done.

I like it when artist make Junko spooky

>>43790336
She can easily flip into it.

How can someone find such a sweet, innocent lady scary?

>>43794617
Yeah, there's no way someone so lovable could be scary to anyone!
... That is IF you aren't a filthy moonie...

>>43794617
I mean her anger issues does give the impression of scary.

>you infiltrate the Lunar Capital
>you sneak Chang'e out of prison under the guise of being some great hero in love with her
>once you're back in Gensokyo you blindfold her and bind her preventing her escape form you
>you trudge your way through hell with her on your back
>you come to two giant doors
>you knock on the two giant doors
>the slowly open
>Junko and Hecatia look at you like you're dirt and you're about to die for trespassing
>you throw Chang'e of your shoulder and she rolls towards Junko

How does Junko respond?

>>43801100
She obliterates Chang'e and then gives you a sound spanking for misusing greentext on the jay like that.

>>43801370
>gives you a sound spanking for misusing greentext on the jay like that
Just according to keikaku.

She's giving me this look. I think she likes me.

Total mom love.

>>43801370
for fucks sake put on a bra

>>43810692
Going braless is more convenient for Junko. Breastfeeding is less of a hassle that way.

>>43810783
Getting breastfed by mommy Junko!

>>43811046
Such pure and tasty milk.

Pulling a ding-dong ditch prank on Junko with the fairies

Mom is mad.

I LOVE JUNKO!

>>43820818
Oh yeah? Prove it.

>>43821102
Very well! I'll prove my devotion by... Uh...
Kidnapping Chang'e and taking her to Junko like >>43801100 and leaving the lunar capital a wreck in the process?

>>43821199
Junko will wait warmly for Chang'e's body, but don't you dare deceive her!

>>43820818
Total mom love.

Serious mom.

Tall Junko or short friends?

>>43843117
Tall but still shorter a little shorter than me (6ft5"), I want to heightmog other couples with her.

>>43844868
My headcanon height for Junko is 6ft.

>>43846155
Perfect forehead kissing height.

>>43846197
For yours, hers, or both?

>>43843117
I flipflop between which I like but I usually prefer her to be taller. (or at least taller than me because I think it's hot)