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Mobbed by a mob of mobface succubi

I hate Succubi. They're all SLUTS and WHORES

>>43740712
>getting catcalled by beautiful monstergirls
I would never go outside, I would have a heart attack.

>>43740777
Based only marry and breed with mammalian monsters they’re perfect for human men.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43740751
Yeah, I see this dancer whenever she's around because of how uhh technically impressive her dances are.

>>43740712

>see lilim at the bar
>she's wearing the typical revealing lim attire that really shows her panties off
>get an idea
>"Hey, you're really pretty for an evil demon."
>she womanspreads a little and says to tell her more
>"You've got a hot bod, the kind I want to go down on."
>tiny dark mark of wetness on her panties appears
>"I want to just pick you up and throw you into my bed."
>now a visible splotch of wet arousal
>"I'd pepper your cleavage and neck with kisses."
>whole crotch is wet now
>"And then I'd hold your hands and mate with you, hard!"
>lilim is breathing heavy and the bar stool is soaked now, demanding I tell her more
>"And get you pregnant!"
>lilim yelps and falls back, having an orgasm right then and there, ruining her panties
>she fell unconscious
>order a few shots from the Satyros bartender and tell her to put it on the lim's tab
>leave
Lims put up a front of being more reserved than typical succubi but since they're rarer, they date less than lesser Succubi and so are more lewd due to lack of experience. That's why Lims are so easy to bully, I love bullying Lims.

>>43740798
>Stay home
>Newly alped roommate calls me handsome instead
Foiled again!

>>43740899
>roommate

>>43740898
You fool
You'll be lilim'd in a moment

>>43740898
Bullying lilims is your moral imperative. If they don't have their instant loss aura up, they're asking for it. If you can power through their instant loss aura, they deserve it.
Just don't go too far.
I went to a ball in Makai and told the host she looks pretty good for a lesser succubus, and they still have wanted posters up.

>>43740798
monsters in groups get dangerous buffs to confidence and assertiveness, especially herd-types.

>>43740006
Breathfag in a manga????

>>43740898
>later that day at anon's house

Hot, nutty, rata breath

>>43740898
>>43740927
Honestly I think that Lilim would be happy to see him again, the tab would be pennies to her. She just wouldn't let him slip away another time.

>>43740798
Picking up my favorite mouse girl immediately and leaving the other mice in a state of jealousy!!

>have lim gf
>take lim gf hunting innawoods
>end up fucking innawoods
>forest corrupts
>deer are now hunting the men
>rattlers, copperhead, and other snakes-now-lamia are teaming up with the rabbits to trap men
>bald eagle harpy dive bombing men while shouting "MERICA!"
>bees and wasps being bitches to each other
>until they decide a truce and start joining in the hunt for men
>all this among other nature bs
>never taking her hunting again

>Have to sit through Ms. Owl’s long and tedious tutorial
>Text scrolling slower than a snail
>And the box scrolling again taking longer
>Just spam “A” so I can start playing the game
>”Thanks for sitting through my tutorial, you know most people ignore me not wanting my advice. But your different… do you wanna get married?”
>Accidentally hit yes because I was spamming “A”
>Get the Owl Mage marriage ending
>Won’t let me reload a save before her speech
>I have to do the tutorial village section all over again and watch that long intro sequence again

>>43740994
even if you reload you're still stuck into owl path. it just starts earlier and earlier every time you reload

It's a comfy night in Euro hours. Summer days are too warm but summer nights are just perfect. The fact the light level is low but it's still enough to see properly. The mild wind against your bare skin. Everything's just perfect.

i will pay a danuki my weeks worth of wages so she can sit on my face

>>43741054
>the yowling cait siths upon the moors

>>43740798
Don't give them a reaction. That's just what they're looking for!

man it feels good to go out on my bike IN MGC
kinda fun seeing hellhounds trying to catch up but cant due to how much faster bikes are than a hellhound on foot

>>43741117
That's how Hellhound biker gangs get started.

>>43741122
and i just put on better and faster parts and engines onto my bike and ride ahead of them
tfw i end up being the unspoken leader o the gang for some reason

>>43741018
>Finally finish starting a new save
>That’s weird
>The Ms. Owl is inside the village this time
>Automatically starts dialogue when I walk up
>Have to listen to her tutorial again
>this time I pay attention
>”… do you wanna get married?”
>Firmly select “No”
>”Does that mean you don’t not want to get married?”
>Uhhh- fuck
>Select “Yes”
>Get the Owl Mage ending again
>Start up another save this time she’s directly outside the MC’s house
>Focus this time
>Hit “No” to her first proposal and “Yes” to the second one
>”Okay… but let me teach you how to save your game. Just pray at one of these angel statues and you can save”
>Save right away to escape this hell
>Message window pops up
>”Achievement unlocked: Getting hitched properly”
>Turns out it’s an Eros statue that couples pray together to get married
>Start up a new game
>Weary owl mage gets up from bed after the MC gets up
>”Come back to bed honey”
>Only option is to say “Yes”

>>43741097
Why do that when you pay her to breathe on your face?
So much better and less dirty

>>43741142
You can't beat owls, anon. Hoo can?

>>43740994
i dont do the tutorial i just blj out of that area and just go play with the holsts

Owl sex....

>>43741168
thank you hypno-owl

Can devs stop putting owls in their games

>>43741142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAmh9ZClNIU
>An orchestral version of this song is your wedding theme

>>43741219
KC read this and just delayed the game update another six months.

>>43740798
Walking by a construction site in MGC would be both terrifying and arousing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em2aO3CG9Zs

>>43740777
Be careful they will take this as a challenge

Remember that owls are very quiet hunters and when you walk alone at night you won't hear her unless she wants you to hear her.

>>43740751
Must...resist....mind...over...mater...

>>43740712

>>43741255
i can't imagine that anon would ever lose to an elf

>>43740751
this be a dancing cow

>>43741246
I'll kill this Succubi on sight.

I'm over 25 and now the only monsters that are interested in me are lolis and teens
What's up with that

>>43741288
You have to be the one to initiate contact with monsters your age or older, sorry.

>>43741242
Yo what’s up with that guy’s eye it reminds me of him…

>>43741288
You’ve been at this for over a week now. Bait starting to run dry?

imagine the MGC beach, just filled with reptile monsters bathing in the sun

>>43741306
The young monsters straight out harass me now with all kinds of suggestive hand signals and innuendos

>>43741375
>get too close to one of the Lizardmen sunbathing
>her tail pulls you onto her and rolls around so she can use you as a glorified bodypillow while she absorbs more sunlight

>>43741313

>>43741398
they generally have to try harder to get a man

Calling alps faggots while yelling at them to get pregnant during the mating press!

>>43740798
It is easier to be threatened with violence, than to be offered a genuine compliment.

>>43741426
>GET PREGNANT, FAGGOT!

>>43741412
He looks very happy, I would be too being close to that voluptuous eldritch ass.

>>43741407
anon, all coldblooded monsters are there, i'd imagine. just imagine seeing a dragon next to wyvren, wurm and jabber and you go for the nice meaty wurm

>>43741454
Of course he's happy, he's not just close to that voluptuous goodness, he's also constantly squeezing, groping and fingerblasting it.

>>43741428
i have no idea what to do with compliments. i can deflect that shit all day

>>43741488
>tfw you fall into the garden of 3m beauties when you fall into wonderland
man i wish i was in wonderland

>>43741463
I'd make fun of a Dragon seeing her in one of their dumb string bikinis sunbathing on a beach like a commoner.

>>43741398
The msgks like having fun

>>43741507
>tfw noble dragons are just naked

>>43741428
As an autist, I think it's because it's hard to tell the difference between "nice hair" and "nice hair, faggot", and even if you can you still doubt it.

>>43741515
>Feh! A superior Dragon like myself would never be scared to flaunt her body unlike those common lizards!

>>43741524
Cute boge

>>43741488
>standing breast sucking height

>>43741407
heavy

>>43741548
>her lizard servant is way curvier than her
>Shes flat as a board
>Anon goes after the lizard
>dragon fuming
>>43741586
jesus the thicc is unreal

>>43741659
A small, flat dragon to manhandle all the time would be fun. She'd be indignant about it, but unwilling to tell you to stop.

>>43741659
>one day a guy asks what's a male dragon doing around still
>gets so fucking furious she gets K-cup tits and a bubble butt in an instant before proceeding to rape the man

I shaved my head bald for monastic reasons and I wear a brown habit and hood. I use my voice daily to sing Gregorian chants and templar songs in latin and german. Which monsters would like my religious singing the most? Hard mode: Not Angels or Valkyries

>>43741689
all harpies, they fucking love singers

>>43741681
>Was what she dreamed
>What happened is that she broke down and her servant forced that man to realize she was a woman and make her his woman

>>43741463
Don't forget the turtles. They'll be on the beach for a while, so be a gentleman to them.

>>43741710
nah im gonna fuck the turtle hag after flipping her over then carrying her home

>>43741702
Man, I am only allowed to drown in feathers aren't I? Is it because I'm bald and they want to warm my head or something?

>>43741740
read the setting and books for more
newfren

>>43741708
What a helpful servant!

do cat girls hate water?
does this mean they stink?

>>43741771
Big cats like Jinko and Ocelomeh don't have this problem.

>>43741775
so to mess with cheshires, yu just push them into a pool of water and watch them jump and reeee

>>43741710
she's all flustered by you visiting her ancestral beach

The Sidhes just saw me delete another half-finished story, they're going to kill me this time.

>>43741819
destruction can be important to creation

What kind of position is this? It's not kabedon, but it has the same energy.

>>43741775
jinkos and taco cats are the only ones who actually take shower, remember this when cat girls try and get you
>>43741837
the power move

>>43741819
Speaking of, I shouldn't keep the writefairy waiting. I haven't made progress on either story recently and starting another one just got me a couple dozen words.

>>43741168
>dark red scarf
HNNNNGH it's impossible to resist!!

Holy cow!

>>43742018
fuggin tiddy monsters

>>43742018
holy milk is the best milk for leveling his faith build

>>43742058
I should know better than to look up sources for things by now.

Boy I sure am glad the big crocodile monster girls are in there in these big zoo enclosures behind walls of glass and not out here with me.

>>43742084
anon, are u behind the glass instead?

>>43742084

>>43740712
>"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna magic missle you, you're gonna keep coming reconstitution yourself, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless mortal! You're going to feed upon my breasts until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my territory sucking, begging for a modicum of attention daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should rescind yourself, *menacing thunderclap* NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! *uses force lightning* I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent! Now perish!!!"

>>43742192
How did she get out?!

Female kid with big ass is peak monster performance.

>>43742214
The door was unlocked.

>>43742214
this is a petting zoo

>No darkmage GF that uses the smoothie maker to mix potions

>>43742225
i submit spats for consideration

Dark preist, but she acts like those scary black tv evangelits

>>43742261
she cute

>>43742261
Spats are no match for pelvic curtains or lace panties

>"The mage girl is sketchy, wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be the demon lord in disguise or some shit"

>>43742225
Such smugness

>>43742267
Huh?

Okay I’m the new demon lord now after I won the election but nothing seems to have really changed what gives?
I’m starting to think this was a scam I’m pissed.

>What is a man?

Dawgs
Delinquent dawgs
Delinquent dawgs with the weed

I did a doodle

>>43742203
Kek! This elf must be bad at fighting games...

Also I bet Suicide Hotlines run by undead mamono (and Will o Wisps) are practically just the Low Tier God meme speech of killing yourself... Just so you ressurect as an undead incubus.

>>43742378
now draw the japanese old fox with these two as welll as an american fox

>>43742314
ever seen the church channels on TV?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtc7F7Rhsm4
Anon means this but dark preist

>>43742378
Where's the German fox?

chinese fox, korean fox, japanese fox and american fox
just how different can they be?

im not sure how to get this uniform turn red.

imagine the boyscouts raided by monster girl scouts

>>43742433
maybe they can go camping together

>>43740712

>>43742433
don't know much about scoutting other than that one britich book that tells you how to calm down a horse and calls people who hang themselves pussies

>>43742438
That'd be cute.

Man's best friend

Schoolgirl Shog who's too shy to ask you out to prom and "wears" "glasses" because she thinks they're stylish. She forms herself legs to walk on but whenever she sits down or stands around for a long period her legs begin molding together into a pile starting at the feet. She's actually really smart, potentially smarter than the teachers due to already being thousands of years old but doesn't act like it so nobody else feels bad.

>https://files.catbox.moe/vx90of.png
Cute devil

>>43742377
Drugs are bad and I'm going to lecture those dogs

>>43742506
close your mouth you ho

>>43742506
i wonder how aroused you can get a vampire if i can turn red due to how much blood is rushing through my veins?

>>43742203
>"Oh yeah? Well, you have a tumblr face."
>This would go down as the most biting and concise ending to an argument in mamono-human conflict history
>As would the tumblr-faced elf's resulting months-long ice cream and red wine depression binge

>>43742472

>>43742506
what if you have the power of really hot blood?

>>43742424
American foxes don't have shrines to sit in to ripen so they tend to be younger and have less tails

>>43742586
that's probably a coyote

>>43742591
>Coyote girl making a shrine out of an abandoned road side gas station and pretending to be a fox

>>43742377
Degenerate dogs.
No headpats or ear scritches for them.

>>43742586
they do, its called mcdonalds

>>43742601
if you leave an offering of cigarettes and come back the next day there'll be mysterious bottles of moonshine waiting for you

>>43742630
what about cuban cigars

Indicators of demonic energy corruption in women:
>Flashes of arousal
>Preference for a more revealing wardrobe and/or wearing existing clothes in a manner that cover less.
>Looking at animals and imagining what it would be like to have some of their features
>Resting stances involving poses

>>43742551

>>43742759
Don't forget a sudden desire to be loyal.

>>43742792
That's the wildest part

Can mamono mana regrow my foreskin?

Remember, an ancient elf doesn't need agility to capture you

>>43742809
Mamono mana can cure you from being a jew, yes

>>43742815
Yeah, she just needs to use her fat ass to pin you in place.

>>43742815
they have strange customs

>>43742822
>hear knock on door
>open up to completely nude foxgirl putting her body on display for you
Do you accept her mating ritual (Warning, permanent)

>>43742864
close the door

>>43742864
I always trust foxes

How long until Lims realize they can just take over a country by rolling their ball like a katamari?

>>43742864
Mating press

>>43742882
Jeez Anon at least offer her a blanket.

>>43742899
On the doorstep?

>>43742864
I will break out the good tofu.

>>43742898
khepri strats

Why did foxgirls become the dominant popular beastgirls? What ever happened to catgirls? Why not doggirls, or wolfgirls? I'm not complaining, I like foxgirls, but I'm wondering why.

>>43742921
Hellhounds are my number 1, foxes are second and in third place is Cheshy, no other cat girls because I do not like cats, but Cheshy is special.

>>43742864
>day of the portals
>this is the experience of tens if not hundreds of thousands of single men on the first day alone, from all different species
Productivity is gonna plummet. Also invest in baby products.

>>43742864
i ask her if she can hold me
but only hold me while i sleep
dont mind what she does with me after but not during me being awake

>>43742930
I don't mean just here, but internet-wide. Foxgirls seem to be pretty dominant.

>>43742921
Furries, probably. It's always furries.

>>43742938
Oh, in that case it's just ease of access, vanilla foxes are very popular because they are vanilla, not too crazy but can fit almost any feminine ideal, cat girls have to have cat like behaviors and that puts them into a box unlike foxes.

>>43742921
foxy women are very good, you know the type
sly foxes who whisper sweet nothings in your ear and have you in their grasps without you knowing till its too late

Foxes are well-loved because of their powerful magic.

>that one guy who thinks he'd be a terrible dad getting picked up by an echidna

>>43742962
Foxes are not worth having their breaths sniffed

>>43742914
I might pull her in and close to front door first

>>43742921
they have pre-existing mythos and high compatibility with humans
doesn't hurt they tend to embody feminine ideals

>>43742974
Who's this titty monster?

what if i want to be a god king?

>>43743002
khepri

>>43743002
Depends.
Do you want to have to deal with new RPG parties trying to kill god again?

>>43743009
cant i just delegate someone to deal with them?

i will be the king of clowns and no bogie shall stop me, i shall put on the holy harluquieen and ride my one wheeled steed into battle while i juggle my three lances and eat out my bogie queen wife

>>43742974
This guy's foxes are great

>>43743001
OC of:
https://twitter.com/tazaigo

Uh oh anon you got ambushed by monsters in a dungeon
How many monsters ambushed you and what races are they

>>43743032
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
I am slightly drunk I am sorry
Forgive me eros

>>43743032
all clown variants of wurm, angel, and haku
im fucked, im wearing the lure of clussy

>>43743019
Is it even possible to have tits that fat with such a defined six pack?

>>43743032
>Ambushed by a flock of Owl Mages
I should have stocked up on anti-air stuff before going into the deep woods.

>>43743046
look closer anon
they painted on

>>43743014
Well, every godking does need some midbosses.

>>43743053
kek
Would be cuter if she had hints of flab around the edges.

>>43743002
Well there is a couple ways, but the best one I know of that worked for me was absorbing some energy from the abyss and mix it with angelic energy and pump it into my body and now my power is close to the level of the chief god’s power.
That one day I will defeat the chief god and make her fix the main issue in the universe. Since the demon lord seems to be sitting on her ass doing nothing but pumping out babies for a stadium packed full of thousands of Mamonos and Incubi to see, that I guess I will be the one to fix this shit.

>>43743043
Boogie's Circus of Wonders is a fun event with good rewards, but it's hard, I always get lost in the funhouse section.

>>43743068
i heard if you have the red nose, and honk it three times, a funny looking cheshire will guide you for the price of one funny can of tuna

>>43742390
>an american fox
>southern accent
>loves beer
>loves wrastlin'
>loves monster trucks
>loves America
>loves her hubby
>ESPECIALLY HER HUBBY
>simple as

>>43743086
>american
>not one mention of guns
i can smell the blue on ye.

>>43742601
What happens when I leave beer, cigarettes, a bucket of fried chicken, and a dirty magazine at this makeshift shrine?

I tried robbing the MGC bank at gunpoint and got arrested and put into a cell alone. Little did those monsters know it was all part of my plan to become isolated, now that I've gotten arrested on purpose I have this cell all to myself, free food and safety from rape.

>>43743218
Little does anon know, he's up for sale at the next police auction

>>43743218
all i did was a bit of mischeif, the cheshire in my walls told me to steal the mayor lims panties and put them on a flag pole

>>43743299
what a bitch, give him the time to answer. also it's a shitty riddle.

>>43743299
what a dumb riddle. would complain to her instead of getting scared

ded

>>43743439
embarassed wight squeezing a heart over a massive tiddy with cute, heart shaped areola, sounds nice

>>43742930
Chesh strippers uohhhg

>>43743439
Gonna powerbomb and suplex that Kiki and Wight.

>>43743479
>t. troublemaker anon

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to beware the deep wood.
There you will find trolls that adhere to their more...savage roots.
No kindly gardeners here.

>>43743483
This would not happen to me, I am stronger than a MERE GIRL. I am a grown ass MAN.

>>43743497
>No kindly gardeners here.
How about the VERY kindly gardeners?

>>43743439
I'm too busy listening to AI voice covers

>>43743503
She didn't beat you over the head and carry you off, she just enthusiastically showed you her herb patch.

>>43743500
Stop resisting anon and just give in to strong monsters

>>43743511
>she just enthusiastically showed you her herb patch
Is that her herb patch, her "herb patch", or her head herb patch?

>>43743533
Yes

>>43743503
>Hey anon, what does this herb smell like?
>Cloroform?
>Correct

>>43742084
Am I glad that she's caged in there and we're out here and that she's the sheriff and that we're caged out here and that we're in there and - I just remembered, we're out here.
What I wanna know is wheres the crocodile?...

Any monster girl stuff you feel slightly ashamed for loving? For me it's the dorm dash arc in journey of the magi, seriously I loved that dark elf and her gang so much

I think you can trust hags

>>43743619
Yes, you can trust me.

>>43743640
Go to bed fox

>>43743619
Who could be more trustworthy than a wise old monster?

>>43743657
baphos

>>43743657
Me.

>>43743590
Chesh suicide greentext

>>43743558
Just how stupid can you be if you don't use a gas mask when exploring?

Why do pyrows hunt in packs?

>>43743726
>Hunt
Pyrow don't hunt and hanging out alone is totes boring.

>>43743778

Anubis follower of hathor with tiddies too big, so she needs a slave attendant to drain them during breaks. eventually she succumbs to an aphophis to help take down her pharaoh, so her slave can attend to her massive tiddies while she lazes around all night

What’s a mamono you wanted to like but were turned off from because of a single aspect?

>>43743841
Angels aren't evil in MGE as far as I can tell

>>43743841
Mindflayer and Atlach-Nacha. You know why.

>>43743864
What about the other three?

>>43740712
If there are any anons here who are aspiring to be professional/famous singers and or musicians. Please keep in mind that the entertainment industry is not all sunshine, rainbows, fame, adoring fans and glamour. The entertainment industry is shocking full of bad business practice, exploitation, abuse and power corruption AND THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRIES IN MONSTERGIRL LANDS IS NO DIFFERENT. But the worse part of being a famous singer/idol is the danger of rabid obsessive stalker fans who'll hunt you down and commit harm upon you for their own sick twisted and deranged reasons.

Let the recently popular Oshi no Ko series teach and remind you all the entertainment industry is can be shockingly vile, toxic and dangerous. The Monstergirl Entertainment Industry is no better, and if you do make it big and become famous please remember to lock or deadbolt your doors so that a crazy deranged stalker fan won't Surprise Stab you in the gut. And sadly, famous monstergirl stars and idols have also fallen victim to their dangerous stalker fans.

Be aware...

>>43743841
Baph would easily be top 3 if not the top dog if she weren't loli.

>>43743841
Manticore, the profile spoiled her to me. Superb design, shit personality

>>43743893
But since she IS loli she is the undisputed best monster and the strongest monster with the best pussy (official KC canon)

>>43743841
I never could like dark elves and amazonesses they actually genuinely piss me off if they were real instead of feelings of yeah that’s not my thing like sandwurms for example.

>>43743911
Meant Sandworms not Sandwurms though a hybrid of those two girls together would be interesting.

>>43743911
Me too anon, they feel like MGQ profile, not MGE

>>43742378
>chink fox getting her ovaries watered while korean bimbo gets tilted by dumb teens playing that shit game

>>43743889
>Be anon
>Portals Open, learn of fantastic city's full of monster girls and they love music and stardom
>Gonna be a big rockstar in MGC
>Everything is fine at first but anon's career has hit a plateau
>After the show in some dinky mamano dive bar anon is approached by a chubby danuki telling anon she likes what she heard and wants to offer anon a record deal
>But of course this deal isn't free
They weren't kidding when they say you sell your soul for rock n roll. Anon is now married and has 5 little nuki's on the way.

>>43743889
Do you just come here to be sad and /vg/ minded.

>>43743942
The other option is engage in kc worship mental illness.

>>43743948
>kc worship mental illness
Strange thing to say, so far the most mentally ill person here is obsessively hating KC, not worshiping him.

>>43743957
Tick tock, my monster girl art is getting better.

>>43743889
Being a man and a star/idol is not compatible. It's a women problem so I don't care

>>43743942
Okay okay. I was fishing for You's and silly replies where one is being a famous rocker in an MGC setting and being Gut Stabbed by a Mamono Stan with a demon silver knife. And that entertainment industry in MGCs are vastly superior and not dangerous or seedy like human ones.

Meiki means cunny, doesn't it

>>43743948
What am I supposed to like being stabbed 50 times in the chest get the fuck out of here. This isn’t about kc worship this is just normal survival behaviors majority of people have which you probably have none.

>>43743989
ignore him, he's Irish

>>43743980
I don't know why this thread is obsess with MGE twisted with real life's worst things and gender reversal

>>43743980
>Stabbed by a Mamono Stan with a demon silver knife
Should’ve specified and also the photo you posted didn’t help either since it sounded like people were chopping people’s arms off.

>>43744008
Endless happiness of MGE is pointless, there needs to be suffering or the happiness has no meaning.

>>43744008
Cybernetic implants are based, I'm must chroooooome

>they’re replying to the greentexts again
holy fuck I hate mick as much as the next guy but this community’s doomed

>>43743985
God this sounds like a baphomet wrote that, MGE canon got humor.

>>43744023
Sorry I’m tired and bored.

>>43744018
(You), there you got your nightly (You) you happy.

>>43744030
at least you have your double question month to look forward to.

>>43744018
Yes, me too I want to cosplay as Bane/Urgot when the portal open

>>43744048
What a nice pic, I'm saving that one even if it pains me a little to know that it will never come true.

>>43744040
I don’t even fuck with the patreon I got all the answers I need by putting two and two together. Where if there’s undead Mamonos there’s got to be undead demon realm beasts and there I didn’t even need to spend a cent.

>>43744048
>No thicc Cheshire twins to bully my penis
This sucks.

Snex with sake

>>43744069
It's more about if it will ever update. I'm not privy to the inner workings of the site

How would a Lich react if I walked up to her right now and told her she looks ugly?

>>43744157
100 hours of experimental correction

>>43744157
How would you react if she says that to you ? Dumb cunt

>>43744157
Puts you in the electric chamber.

Me when the rata investigator is entering my house with SWAT backup (they can't protect her from what I'm about to do) and I'm only on my third raging mushrooms injector
https://files.catbox.moe/z09mhs.gif

>Mamono Carnival in town
>Exceptionally big fun house filled with mazes, timed puzzles. and traps
>Mazes wear down your sanity level the longer you're in them
>When sanity hits 0, you get nabbed by monster patrolling the maze and teleported to her bedroom (guaranteed loss)
>Traps will confine you in a room with a monster
>Traps may also hinder your movement during the many "chase" rooms where you have to escape or get nabbed
>Timed puzzles will lock you in a room and if not completed in time causes a monster to teleport in
>With the exception of sanity drop, you have a chance to defeat the monster and move on
>The final room has a bogie boss where you have to defeat her outright to win the fun house
>Very few have made it to the final room
>The prize is one these: your personal choice of a monster or a very hefty cash prize
So what do you say, Anon? Give it a whirl?

>43744336
fuck off

>>43744347
Fuck, I almost responded. It's wasn't a bad post.

>>43744347
What?

>>43744336
I like it

>>43744392
Don't answer to breathfag, retard

>>43744336
Are there minotaurs in the mazes?

>>43744347
>>43744362
>anon will forego genuinely good content because dude filled out the name field
>he instead wastes a post, expressing discontent, hastening this thread's approach to the bump limit
Sure bud, he's the bad guy, not you.

Would you rather see more drama posting and shit flinging or thought provoking content and fun prompts?
I bet you fan the flames of the resident furfag's crusade too.

>Walk into a crowded area
>Shout "I just ate ten raging mushrooms."
>Watch as everyone runs away
>The place is now empty, except for one baphomet who walks up to me, glaring
>"You're a liar, I can tell by looking at you."
>She's right, I was lying
>But I still fuck her senseless
Never back down.

>>43744401
My crusade is won, lol. I just post drawings now.

>>43744414
You didn’t win shit you big baby. All of this is just fucking sad, literal grown ass men at each other’s throats over a porn setting of all things, grow the fuck up.

>>43744401
If he was genuine and didn't want to clown around he would get rid of his name. Fuck off

>>43744401
Probably. Carnie minos sounds interesting. Though I had in mind imps, mimics, dark mages, and maybe lamias in the fun house. Perhaps even a cursed tentacle room. Don't go through the door with foliage coming out the top and bottom.

In general, I wonder what monsters would populate a carnival and be carnies?
Seems like such a life with a monster would be fun.

It does not matter how genuinely good the content is! If there is one thing just one thing that is a symbol and sign of faggotry and they so happen to make something good. It is by moral principle and YOUR moral principle and civic duty to tell that abominable shit head to fuck off. Even if their post is good and garners genuine laughs, it is temporary.l, the integrity of the thread is eternal

SO FUCK OFF AND DIE!

>>43744428
I mostly just practice my drawings, anon. I hope to start oc monster girls soon. And I suppose the mg game but that's slower and really not very Japanese.

>>43744401
>Would you rather see more drama posting and shit flinging or thought provoking content and fun prompts?
I'd rather see retarded newfags conform to existing thread culture than allow them to force their stupidity on us. There are other places to go to if you don't really care about such things, yet somehow all the morons flock to the one place that was always known for rigid culture.

>>43744463
I've only ever heard of this place being called easy to fuck with and being the ass end of the mg community.

>>43744454
>>43744463
>says he wants to preserve the threads
>does the opposite by sperging and shunning good posts
Rethink your actions bro. You're being counterproductive.
Also, go touch grass.

43744489
Kys maggot, you just want fuck everyone by allowing vermines to thrive.

>>43744489
Thread always gets derailed by retards like you advocating for cancer, otherwise the shitter would get an empty fuck off reply and that would be the end of it
>touch grass
Figures

>>43744463
It’s weird how it happened all of a sudden with the namefag stuff because I vaguely remember breathfag stayed anonymous way back then.
But maybe he doesn’t care anymore or it’s a fake trolling all of us, I really don’t know anymore but it needs to stop. That I don’t understand why mods haven’t ranged banned him yet when he does this shit in every thread almost like a bot.

>>43744489
its one good post out of 500 "i wanna sniff"s

>>43744510
I wanna sniff Anubis butt.

Portal will never open and it's a good thing. We don't deserve it at all...

>>43744499
I don't like to engage in negative discussions like this, but if you're wondering why I switched to using a name. It's so people can filter me easy. I would always get a lot of angry comments when I made posts about monster girl breath before, so I introduced the name as a super easy way to filter all my posts, instead of filling the thread with anger. MGE is supposed to be a fun, happy setting after all. Unfortunately, it seems some people just like to be angry all the time.

>>43744513
Butt is gross. Sniff delicious anubis breath instead!

why not just stop saying you want to sniff [monster] breath?
its a ritual post, nobody likes ritual posts.

>>43744499
>That I don’t understand why mods haven’t ranged banned him
You gotta do a lot more than being a bottom-feeder shitposter to get a rangeban and it also depends on who answers the report. In one thread he got his retarded ritualpost shitpost deleted FOUR times and sometimes they do nothing.

In the end he's far from being the worst pest of /mgt/, all the drama is always fanned by his idiotic advocates.

>>43744526
90% of these threads are ritual posts.

The thread's slow at this time of night. Probably a good thing.

Shit got quiet you hiding from the monsters?

>>43744594
Doing research with the sabbath pls understand

>>43744594
We are ar work here anon, monster will have to wait.

>>43744594
I work the nightshift and still haven't gotten used to it, I'm basically a zombie at this point

>>43744642
You know what's nice about being stuck in a coffin with a vampire?

You have no choice but to sniff her breath because you're so close together.

The portals opened and you got your wife. What are some of the problems you two might encounter in everyday life? Would they be minor nuisances or actual problems?

>>43744656
Might put some terror into people but that’s about it.

>>43744656
Well I guess the obvious problem would be learning to be nocturnal, but I'm pretty close to that anyway. I guess the real issue would be that I cook with garlic a lot so the amount of sexo might get ridiculous, but that's not really an issue imo.

>>43744656
her BIG. MEATY. CLAWS. are going too much everything up

>>43744656
Wingspan

>>43744656
I will have to carry her everywhere because she's always sleeping. This is not a problem but moreso a skill issue on my part.

>>43744656
I won't be able to reciprocate her love and will fuck up everything. She will leave after a few days.

>>43744656
>foxfur everywhere we go
realistically, anywhere that involves food would be out of the question.

Why do all the monster girls speak the same language as the humans? Shouldn't everyone speak something different? And what about cheshire cats, do you think they use L33t speak or just use memes and puns all the time?

>>43744532
You aren't wrong. It's nearly admirable anyone can post the same general posts over and over at such a speed. Most people would go insane and stop. The last ten percent of the thread is just an imagedump, and even that's the same group of artists over and over.

>>43744728
Remember the Little Mermaid (the cartoon), don't underestimate BODY LANGUAGE

>>43744728
zipangu hags harass tourists in engrish
>gaijin-san want fucky-fuck, yes?

>>43744528
I'm ninety percent sure that there is a group of Anons just spamming reports on posts they don't like until it works.

>>43744656
Explaining to people that no, my wife is not a child and she's not underage

>>43744736
I don't know if I'd call flashing and public masturbation body language.

>Grocery shopping with your anubis wife
>Milk, bread, meat, all the usual
>Time to go to the register
>Make a cut through the pet aisle
>Walk by the dog treats and toys
>Notice anubis wife's tail wagging a mile a minute
>Ask if she wants the squeaky bone toy
>Bitches you out for being insensitive, speciest, etc.
>She storms off with the cart, but not before you sneak the toy in the cart
>Eventually get home unload groceries, put them away, toy is missing
>Find it a couple days later in her home office in her desk drawer along with her other favorite things: legos, rubix cube, etc.

>>43744920
How do you solve a Rubic's cube with big fluffy paws?

>>43744945
It's a big rubix cube. Bean friendly. And yes, she's got a big drawer to fit all those toys in.

>>43744532
Only because we didn't tell the ritualposters to fuck off.

>>43744951
It's more a natural side effect of telling everyone else to fuck off.

>>43744521
I'd believe you if you limited it only to those specific posts instead of clout chasing on /jp/ of all places.

>>43744945
She uses the speedsolving cubes that turn so easily all she needs is a flick of her claw

Hearing the sound of monster girl heart beats and feeling the rhythmic pulse

>>43744983
>Hearing the sound of monster girl heart beats and feeling the rhythmic pulse
... as the monster girl's huge futa cock spasms in your bussy, and you prepare to birth her butt babies with your boy womb.

>>43744983
The other way around really captivates zombies.

>>43744993
Commit death of self, immediately

>>43744993
Kinda hot ngl

>>43744962
He'd be still full of shit, if it was about ease of filtering he would use a tripcode instead.

>>43744993
Isn't that the plot of the new hellhound CG just released a couple days ago?

>>43744920
If I throw a wool ball to my werecat neighbor, she will play with it?

>>43745099
Guaranteed she'll make a jump for it and bat it around for a bit

>>43745109
It's a good icebreaker?

Is it illegal to be a serial petter? I need to pet all those fluffy mamonos

>>43745157
Only if they're married

>>43745120
Potentially. Or it can be used as a distraction to escape her.

>>43745157
No, but good luck not making them move in with you.

>>43744656
Being thrown into prison then being broken out and having to find a portal to cross so we can live in peace because my wife looks like a child

>pet jinko
>call her cute
>use the 10 second stun timer to get a headstart and get on a bus
Heh

>>43745220
>Bus leaves before you can step on
Uh oh

>>43745229
It was merely a prank

>>43744920
>>Ask if she wants the squeaky bone toy
>>Bitches you out for being insensitive, speciest, etc.
>Put 2 x AA batteries in the "dog-toy"
>She Awoos for three hours

>>43745220
Yeah that but without fleeing and princess carry her to my pet zoo

>>43745375
If you can carry a jinko before incubizing then you are strong as fuck

>>43745375
I'd rather be carried by her, but I fully respect your version.

>>43745385
Either that or he's a lolicon

Posting current day events on extremist monster forums!

>>43745385
Spoiler I can't but I will try, worst case scenario I will take her by the hand but I still want to be the one in charge.
>>43745421
Something special happened today?

>>43741246
That one will definitely succ you dry if you insult her

>>43745446
>Something special happened today?
Yeah, (you) posted and made this place that much more special

How would you play a prank on Shog?

>>43745546
I did something wrong? If Yes, what?

>>43745555
Yeah, you aren't posting more

>>43745554
Dive into her without warning
Trust me bro it'll be hilarious

>>43745554
Surprise Elder Sign

Sneaking around the dire district of hagville!

>>43745592
I don't follow you here, did you meant special as a insult or as me doing something wrong in your previous post.

>>43745626
Making 500 mini mofus with this tall fox!

>>43745554
FLASHBANG

>>43745639
i don't think they'll be very mini

>>43745619
Keep going champ, we're all proud of you

>>43745716
For fuck sake Anon, explain what I did wrong or leave me alone.

You know what will salvage these threads?

Dormice, and lots of them!

>>43745626
She is studying this offspring very carefully

>>43745755
You're making this place even more special with every post is what you're doing. We all love your posts.

>>43745755
Learn to take a compliment. That Anon's just messing around, don't look too deep into it.
>>43745762
Shame most of them aren't too big.

>>43745797
>That Anon's just messing around, don't look too deep into it.
I gave him a genuine compliment and for every compliment I gave him after the more and more attacked he felt. It was fun, shame on you for ruining it so soon

>>43745786
>>43745797
He's clearly ironic and blame me for something without telling me what but you're right I will ignore his posts
First time that I see a choco dorm mice with big Boobas for maximum comfy sleep

>>43745797
The best dormice are the little ones. They're like cute, little bed warmers. The big ones are bed hogs

>>43740751
human males are made for elven women...
and that's a very very good thing

I can’t remember are closed eye foxes the most trustworthy or are they the most devious?

>>43745855
her eyes are open a little bit so maybe it's fine

>>43745157
Petting them counts as a marriage proposal so you’ll have to pick a waifu

>>43745843
The big ones ARE the bed, they even come with two sets of pillows for convinence

>>43745855
Uhmm...tough question.

>>43745836
No. I was giving you a genuine compliment.
You just took it the wrong way for some reason

i need to have sex with bogies, i need the clussy
also wurm bogies would be the cutest ones

>>43745867
They move too much. Opt for the little ones. Multiple little ones if you like.

Trust me, I'm a certified rodent researcher. I know all about rodents from sleep mice to tree rats

>>43745413
>Loli jinko
Mighty need

>>43745951
Small but fierce.

>>43745951
>responding to it

>>43745958
Lolis are no stronger than actual children. A loli jinko is easily defeated.