/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43649141
No, fuck you

>>43649141
Ok Reimu, but you'll have to have sex with me in their place.

>>43653255
w-wwhat?

yet again anon is lead astray by yousei

>>43649141
I can lust for them as much as I want as long as I don't act upon it, right?

>>43649141
>YOUKAI
Fine fine BUT Fairies, Gods, Celestials and Lunarians are still fair game.

>>43653597
>Lunarians
Nope.

>>43649141
NO, shut the fuck up

>>43653361
You can't take something away without providing a replacement. Having sex with me to quell my lust and keep me away from youkai is the least you can do.

>>43649141
Hi Akyuu

Can someone explain why akyuu hates youkais so much?

>>43654297
Just get neutered. You have no desirable traits to pass down anyway, and it will stop you from being horny.
win-win for everyone

>>43654350
She's upset that people would rather fuck a bunch of immortal monsters that manipulate mankind then a human.

>>43656468
pretty rich coming from a reincarnator

>>43656471
Hey, she just has a bit of a special deal with the Yama. She's a true human through and through. She might even have it worse because she has such a short life. She's just looking out for everyone, don't be mean to her.

>>43654350
Because whenever she introduces herself by name, they respond with "Bless you."

Look who's talkin.

>>43656789
Next part?????

>>43649141
If this shit doesn't go wild near a girls pussy, I don't want it

but fairies are just so convenient to use

>>43658161
I don't wanna touch this filthy fae nigger though
But I wanna make Clownpiece give birth to perfect aryan fairies

>>43658179
do you think clownpie would be a good mother?

Reimu wasn't against the idea of men and youkai being together ideologically like Akyuu was. Akyuu spent much of her time writing pamphlets on the dangers on consorting with youkai and her suggestions for dealing with this issue were quite horrific. Even someone with as little romantic experience as Reimu realized that the woman really needed to get laid. Reimu didn't care about who shacked up with who as long as it it didn't cause any major issues for her. But that was her problem with the whole thing, it caused nothing but problems for her.

Youkai weren't exactly rational beings to begin with, but introducing love or lust into the picture made them act up wildly. A youaki convinced she was in love would be anything to seal the deal and get her hands on the object of her desires. Fighting them off was a hassle especially when they would just attempt to secure him again after they've licked their wounds. Can't save them all, she thought. Even if the two partners were both into the agreement, it put her in the awkward position to explain that someone's one son or coworker wasn't abducted and killed but rather ran away to plow some kappa or something.

But the worse part was when she found herself blaming the men for all of it. When the first few men came to her admitting a youkai raped him she was quite sympathetic and did her best to solve the matter in way that would maintain their dignity. But then it kept happening, and Reimu started to notice a pattern forming. To her, these men were ignoring a lot of red flags. Following strange women around, walking outside the village alone at night, Either these men were really stupid, or really loose. But if they were really that easy to bed, then wouldn't women like Akyuu have an easy time? Ugh, maybe they just liked youkai, she didn't get it.

>>43658497
Reimu shouldn't victim blame!

>>43659743
Yeah, it isn't Akyuu's fault that she can't get a man. It's all because of those wretched youkai using their evil youkai magics to beguile innocent village men and drive them away from their rightful partners.

>>43657362
Sure.

>>43659858
Post MORE!

>>43661376
Okay.

>>43658282
God I want to make out with her pussy

>>43658282
She would feed the children a good American diet of burgers and cola so they grow up big and strong!

>>43659858
>>43661452
NOT KOGASA NOOOOOO

>>43649141
I like humans and yokai.

>>43663391
Sorry man.
But if that helps reimu is good for another "scolding" when yukari come back.

>>43649141
*cums on you*

>>43649141
dont worry, i will only lust after reimu

>>43649141
Sure thing reimu-san :)
oopsies :) looks like i accidentally married one! can't cut the sacred thread now can i

>>43679640
Whoopsy daisies, the ring I was saving for Akyuu slipped out of my hands and found it's way onto the finger of a youkai, oh well, can't back out now!

>>43679640
Didn't know Youmu is a youkai.

>>43649141
but I lust after fairies

>>43679724
she is a non human which is the same thing for the racist miko
>>43679717
Oh no how sad! Sure hope no one else meets that fate haha!
>>43679791
Perv

I will not.

I only lust for divine spirits

>>43679724
By definition anything that is not a regular human or a regular animal is a youkai, even fairies are technically youkai.

It's that or I am back to children.

human women don't lust after me so i'll just lust after youkai instead, it's their loss

>>43658497
Fucking reddit spacing

>disregarded

>>43688782
>Fucking reddit spacing
Anon, thats called a line break between paragraphs

Reddit spacing

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>>43688867
Fucking reddit spacing

>disregarded

reimu thinks you're all massive faggots

>>43697115
Reddit ruins entire threads

>>43697162
>threads
boards and websites

>>43649141
Reimu is just jealous of the attention

unf, yamame is such a big girl

>>43649141
>STOP LUSTING AFTER YOUKAI
Not my fault that this makes my cock harden, f4m

>>43702798
If I pulled her dress off, would she die of embarrassment?

>>43703571
It would be extremely shameful.

>>43703619
She's a big youkai.

>>43679717
Yuuka is best wife

I shall only lust after the following youkai.
Hong Meiling
Yuugi Hoshiguma
Shou Toramaru
Ran Yakumo
Patchouli Knowledge
Yuuka Kazami

>>43710982
Respectable list.

>>43653693
Fuck their corpses. Everyone wins.

LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE
THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN
THIS BURNING DESIRE IS TURNING ME TO SIN
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
I'M NOT TO BLAME
IT IS THE FLAT CHEST GIRL THE ONI WHO SET THIS FLAME
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
IT'S IN GOD'S PLAN
HE MADE THIS ONI SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAN
PROTECT ME REIMU
DON'T LET THIS ONI CAST HER SPELL
DON'T LET HER GIANT SIZE SQUEEZE MY FLESH AND BONE
DESTROY SUIKA AND LET HER TASTE THE FIRES OF HELL
OR ELSE LET HER BE MINE AND MINE ALONE

>>43711506
How can anyone resist the Japanese goblin?

>>43715491
By having terrible taste

>>43711506
>those abs
think it is time for me to star working out

>>43715606
Yes i bet her toes taste terrible too haha

>>43716569
There’s only one way to find out though. Unless you want her to force herself on to you that is and play hard to get.

>>43653405
Loli fairies are just that irresistible

>>43649141
But I want to dick all of the fairies and become Fairy King!

date youkai women
marry youkai women
impregnate youkai women
grow old with youkai women

STFU N1GG3R I NEED TO RAIL FLANDRE AS HARD AS PHYSICALLY FUCKING POSSIBLE

>>43654364
Then shut the fuck up about wanting youkai

Is it just me or did this exact thread, with the exact same posts already exist before? I swear I saw it already a few weeks ago or so. This isn't the first time this happened either.

>>43649141
Stop lazing around and get to work then.

>>43649141
Fine. I'll lust after gods then

oops

>>43726949
too small
its trash

>>43727871
how big do you want the ears?

"Anon, summer is almost here and you know what that means! Festivals, swimming in the water, spending sweaty sweltering days inside relaxing, it's the perfect season to get close to others! Yes, I mean that you should use this time to find a human partner, you can't be alone forever. I'll make sure you spend this summer in the company some nice woman and experience the feelings that only a human can give you. It's not like you're going to be able to run off and sate your lust with youkai, especially if the anti-miscegenation laws I helped write get passed. Come on Anon, I'll help you find a swimsuit, I'll introduce you to people I know, just make sure to get out there this summer!

>>43729395
In this heat I'd rather hang with cirno

>>43729395
I'd prefer to spend my days with the real summerhu, thankyuu.

Oh, and I shouldn't have to tell you that those laws of yours are totally unenforceable, so don't even try to stop me unless you're feeling like you want to reincarnate sooner than you have to~

>>43649141
Well you are too busy getting knocked up by the other shrine maiden we need to lust after somebody

>>43729738
Stupid sexy Dai...

>>43729395
Good luck getting the shrine maiden to enforce this outside the village. We lose half of our logging workforce each month to husband hunting youkai, because they all know she won't do anything about it. Now the only workers that apply do it solely to get a youkai wife. Our lumber production is way down.

>>43730866
But the wood going around town is way up!!

>>43726949
God I want to impregnate a bunny
I want to be a papa

Some of these youkais are real desperate.

>>43730934
Classic nagae

>>43721476
>did i see this week old thread last week?
Anon...

>>43649141
i WILL lust after yokai
i WILL marry the yokai
i WILL impregnate the yokai
you are the human idiot you are the shrine maiden smell
stupid idiot 'maiden' go away
yokai = loyal
yokai = cute
yokai = always young
yokai = pure heart
being with yokai for ALL ETERNITY and not ugly dirty smelly human is the BEST

Happy life with youkai wife

I will impregnate every youkai in Gensokyo and create my own army of Inuyashas.

>>43730934

>>43649141
yeah right after you stop doing this in the back of the shrine

>>43729961
how adorable, my two miko wives are posing for our western wedding photos

>>43732177
Why did you post a edit pic?

>>43732330
It's not an edit, reimu does all of them.
thanks for the original thoughever

>>43732177
>>43732330
Now post one with gray skin to complete the trifecta

>>43731171
But I'm sure I saw it die... Oh no no no

whoops I slipped and my human cock accidentally fell into a youkai's vagina and got her pregnant haha how does that even happen whoops i slipped again and accidentally put a ring on her finger sorry akyuu it was an accident

>>43734969
Shit happens bro

You probably won't be alive for it but imagine the satisfaction of knowing the next incarnation of Akyuu will have to write a chronicle entry for your half youkai kid(s)

>>43739232
all fifty of them

>>43739232
Akyuu's twisted and pained face while writing down how your lineage were so powerful & prolific they beat Yukari and took over Gensokyo!
Akyuu having to pen the fact that you're revered as the father of a new Youkai noble house!
Every other Youkai in Gensokyo is one of your descendants!

>>43739738
get that h*man woman away this thread is for HMYW couples

>>43739738
Sorry raymoo, your efforts are nothing compared to my devotion to my beautiful flower wife.
I will ask you politely and respectfully to leave, before your efforts cause a scene.

>>43715491

>>43721476
last thread had some nice writeups

To any still unconvinced human male, consider the following.
This is Kosuzu. You may Suzer, or Suzy, or whatever you like. She loves books, and she's really good at deciphering them. She's got endless amounts of stories that she's eager to share. The problem? She can hardly share her passion all that often. All the human folks she frequents happen to be very busy. She's also been getting strange advice and requests from a dubious woman who always reeks of tobbaco.
She's fine for now, as she's got the naivete and candidness of your average youthful mind.
The people who visit her are far too unreliable for poor Suzer to grow. The more she'll be left to herself, the sadder of a sight she'll become. You NEED to be there for her. You'll listen to her, take her around on the village festivals, and hopefully, make her half a dozen little Suzers that she'll be so glad to tell bedtime stories to each & every evening, before snuggling to her beloved.
But go on, go and date that monster woman you just saw. Be the fly that runs into the venus flytrap, i'm sure that'll go well for you!
Don't say I didn't warn you when the whims of your "girlfriend" make her crave a three dish feast with you as the main course.

>>43729395
nice bulge, akyuu-san

>>43739927
Kosuzu is not entitled to my companionship Akyuu, and I am perfectly free to marry youkai women if I so desire, so long as they consent to the union.
Just because there is a severe shortage of semen in Gensokyo does not give you the right to try and monopolize all the men, especially when it is against their will.
I will choose to follow my heart, and make lots and lots of half-youkai babies with my wonderful and breathtaking wife, who just so happens to not technically qualify as entirely human. You have no business in my affairs, and should you continue this campaign of harrassment, I will have no choice but to take action. Good day!

>>43739927
I love this cute book autist!!

>>43739927
I'm not gonna lie, I would date Kosuzu. That being said she walks a very thin line on still being human. You don't read youkai and demonic books on the level she does and stay fully human for long. Not only does she already use their magic by reading these books but she's been possessed already by a spirit, she's well on her way to becoming more than human and later on a youkai herself. And the best part? Reimu wouldn't hurt a friend even though she Isn't meant to allow humans who become youkai to live.

>>43740088
she was more attractive when she was possessed

>>43740088
>more than human
The correct term is "less than human", anon. Get it right.
"More than human" only applies to Lunarians, or Celestials, in a pinch.

>>43739962
Oh i'm sure she's "breathtaking". If only she stopped at the breath (and wasn't a horrible monster), maybe it wouldn't be an issue!
You are right about one thing. She is not entitled to you and you have plenty of choices among the many beautiful human woman that roam the village. Whether it is with Kosuzu, or perhaps the elegant head of the Hieda House, or whoever else you've got your eyes on, there are plenty of fishes in the sea and all roads lead to an exquisite relationship, one that'll give you the greatest gifts of them all - being able to experience fatherhood. Watching your flesh & blood grow, with your beloved by your side as a confidant & unrelenting partner in life, until death do the two of you part.
In my great wisdom, I will somehow entertain your futile wishes of companionship with those monsters we know as Youkais, and tell you exactly what will happen.
Took the love letter from a Youkai? Oops! Turned out it was a bait, and you've been made into soup!
Managed to survive longer than a few minutes with a Youkai as she walks around with you and the two of you share a "heartfelt date"? Fiddlesticks! It turns out the monster is indeed a monster, and as you make your way back to her home, you'll be knocked out, and hanged like the finest of hams! That demon sure must be glad that there are idiots like you...
Somehow managed to have an amorous adventure with one of these abominations? Great, now your mutant of a child can't be accepted anywhere in the village schools because she's half Youkai! You have to lead a degenerate, nightly lifestyle to even entertain the idea of educating your offspring! But don't worry, once her mother gets tired of your failed endeavor at making her lead a decent life, she'll remind her the way the food chain goes, and i'm sure you'll be glad to be their first victim! Such a great ending, isn't it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Hopefully, i've managed to remove these silly ideas out of your head. I know the outsiders of today tend to remain in perpetual teenagehood, with what that implies of rebelious behavior, but I believe that it's possible to knock some sense into them.
I hardly believe this'll be necessary, but just for the sake of rewarding the attention you've given to this call to reason, here's a picture of Kosuzu in a delightfully cute cheer leader outfit! She doesn't really want it shared with complete strangers, I'm sure if you date her right now, she'll be willing to wear it, and perhaps other outfits that cater to your preferences, because that's what it's like to be a human! You're a being of EMPATHY, COMPASSION, and LOVE!
Now let us forget these foul devils forever, please...

>>43740118
It's true, she was really cute like that.
>>43740126
>The correct term is "less than human", anon.
To you maybe. Besides lunarians and celestials can't be trusted. I would sooner trust Rumia or Flan than them.

>>43740209
Rumia is easy to trust because she's predictable, not to mention retarded. But can the same be said for Flan-chan?

>>43740279
>But can the same be said for Flan-chan?
No, for sure not. She Isn't predictable at all but I would still trust a vampire over the usual lunarian considering how they feel about humans

>>43740131
You know what, you've convinced me. I'll give a human woman a chance. I saw a cute redhead in the village the other day, I'm gonna ask her out.

>>43739837
I can't believe the drunken chibi is dead...............

>>43740405
Big Roomba is a laser guided bomb

All youkais deserve to be mothers

>>43741793
Even her??

>>43741804
ESPECIALLY her.

Why don't we compare the two, a human and a youkai? If we look at this objectively, maybe we can find out exactly which one is the better for a young boy to date.

Let's have Youmu be the judge, she's half of each side

>>43744407
Human have no opportunities towards Youkai, they are inperfect, youkai no, humans are trash

>>43740912
I'll have you know most every man in town has had a swipe at her butt as she came by their table by now.

>>43744646
Man i really like the theme of bartenders and waitresses being groped and harassed at the hand of drunks. Shame there aren't enough doujins for that, or maybe i haven't looked hard enough.

>>43744690
Quite fond of it myself, but the sad reality is there just aren't really any viable waitresshus/cookhus to incite that theme. Miyoi is unpopular, Sekibanki being a waitress is at best very shaky fanon, Mystia, Mokou, Ringo and Seiran operate stalls, not restaurants... There's just not really a basis for it.

Hell, I wrote a lewd short story featuring a restaurateur 'Banki, but only had a waitress scene as a flashback and for Kagerou, instead. Theme just doesn't lend itself to the cast, eh.

>>43745043
Hmm sad, if one really wanted that it would have to be forced like owing money to someone etc

>>43745664
Remi should follow Yuukarin's example and take up some yoga

Imagine seducing human women and bringing them home just to feed them to your youkai wife

>>43746951
>Imagine seducing [...] women
...

>>43746951
>Imagine seducing human women
I... I can't!

>>43746986
>>43747484
do it to feed your wife she will reward you with many hugs and kisses

>>43721458
You'll be the only one growing old though, they'll reimain the same!

>>43747517
>Anon gets arrested because he creeped on women
>Nobody even knows he has a youkai wife until she tries to bust him out

>>43741804
Yes.

>>43749029
It would've been hilarious if they still ended up eaten in the end.

>>43749248

>>43749310
Excellent

>>43749310

>>43749310
Would you still do the ritual with Rumia if she did this?

>>43749029
>>43749570
Always hated that translation for not putting it as:
- Is that so?
- So it is.
No sense of the poetic, honestly.

>>43741764
You wished for a woman to be interested in you
This is what the monkey's paw placed on your bed

>>43750999
she only wants me for my body

>>43751010
A second finger on the paw curls
She is now full tilt yandere for you
Every female within a kilometer is now in immense danger

How dare these evil monsters force poor humans into loving monogamous relationships filled with many children. How do we stop these wicked creatures?

every human woman in gensokyo is a cuckquean

>>43649141
I am lusting after youkai, human women, and beings not of this world. I'll be okay

>>43751077
One of Yam's first appearances was her being starving and desperate
if someone were to offer to feed her and keep her happy, would she be tempted by the offer

>>43649141
I'm going to knock up my teacher.

>>43751480
Imagine getting cucked by a former h*man

>>43751846
Yamame has no real notion of love, having been mostly despised all her life. However, should you use the Argiope spider's mating ritual, which involves simply the male moving in neighbouring the female and gradually getting her used to his presence, she will fall for you in no time. It's a proven technique.

She said yes! I'm the happiest man in Gensokyo!

>>43751480
holy shit
I'm going to beat the shit out of that chink black market shopkeeper or whatever and then I'm going to come home and beat the shit out of her and then rape her for good measure, that'll teach her to be unfaithful

HAGS IN NEED OF LOVE NEAR YOUR LOCATION

>>43759901
I will provide love to this lonely maiden.

youkai women (particularly tengu) tend to think they're better than humans, and such behavior necessitates correction
said correction being putting as many half-human children in her as possible until (and after) she understands that humans are superior

>>43766070
That's a great doujin.

>>43767910
Kaggy is here to give your lineage wolf blood

hop in, nerd

>>43688782
this especially doesn't make sense because it isn't just some normal 4chan post, it's a story and so it should be especially legible due to the length of it's content
oh uh also ur a faget or somethin idk

>>43729395
why does she have a bulge
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BULGE ANON-SAN

>>43731466
NEVER ALICE

>>43734147
whats with the mask

>>43751042
nta, i swipe up the paw and wish to cuck the former anon

>>43768286
My mom always told me not to accept rides from strangers.

>>43649141
Sure...
Hey is your big sister single...?

>>43774472
Who cares? She looks like she uses 3, maybe 4 boyfriends at once.

>>43768338

>>43688782
erm...

>>43774916

>>43777775
GRAAAAH THAT FUCKING DAMN FAIRY BRAT
HOLY VIOLENT SMACKING BALLS DEEP PRONE BONE ASPHYXIATING HEADLOCK IMPREGNATING CREAMPIE RAPE!!111222

>>43777775
>>43778207
Sex with Clownpiece!

i thought human men were known for not wanting any strings attached

but there's only people that want marriage and familybuilding here
did the books of the outside world lie

>>43779758
Men want only one thing and it's disgusting

>>43779758
marriage and familybuilding is controversial and sexy now

>>43779758
Remember if you scoop them early or beat them hard enough you can have them believe any value. Humans are like pets, they're docile with enough determination.

>>43779891
wtf why is her tummy big

>>43780008
it's like when a tick swells up with blood

>>43780017
that doesnt happen with vampires THOUGH

>>43779758
human men are as varied as the things Marisa has stolen

Kill youkai. Behead youkai. Roundhouse kick a youkai into the Misty Lake. Slam dunk a fairy into the trashcan. Crucify filthy youkai (like the saint was). Launch youkai at the moon. Boil youkai in Marisa's giant pot. Report youkai to the Ministry of Right and Wrong. Gohei youkai in half.

>>43788903
Kiss Youkai. Befriend Youkai. Gently bring Youkai to bed. Carry a Youkai baby in your arms. Embrace lovable Youkai. Ejaculate in Youkai. Kiss a Youkai in the tummy. Cum in a Youkai's anus. Do NOT Judo throw Youkai. Cuddle Youkai under a warm blanket. Nuzzle Youkai heads. Report anti-Youkai racism. Trap Youkai in your arms. Clasp Youkai with love. Impregnate Youkai in semen. Drink from Youkai tits. Respect Youkai. Sweat Youkai in the sauna. Lick Youkai in the toes. Cream Youkai in your bedroom. Love every Youkai. Rescue Youkai from danger. Treat Youkai with best food . Help Youkai. Feed Youkai. Hug Youkai, one more time.

>>43788903
This vengeful spirit has the right idea: kill ‘em all.
Now.

>>43788923
Those monsters will never love you back. They must be destroyed by nearly any means necessary.

>>43789171
stop spreadding shrine maiden idiot propaganda, youkai LOVE their chosen husbands

>>43788923
Remember that Youkai are your imaginary friends since schizophrenic humans thought the boogeyman was in the dark so they spawned into existence

>>43793424
now that I think about it, what are youkai even made of? they have physical bodies, but they're likely not made of flesh and blood, how would it feel to ejaculate inside one? it's probably like an empty void.

>>43793392
It’s not propaganda if it’s true, and the fact of the matter is that those yokai would rather feast on your human flesh rather than show you any affection. You’re very unlikely to have one of these monsters fall in love with you.

>>43793504
Then why would they change themselves from ugly monsters into girls wearing fancy dresses? They aren't trannies.

>>43793543
Going by Miko's example, it's simple modern sensibilities. Gensokyo is a matriarchy to boot, so a female form nets them more leeway by default. Other than gender, the human form simply has a great many advantages. You can blend in while remaining perfectly abominable. You can eat, get drunk, and indeed have sex - in a word, enjoy all the pleasantries of human life while retaining your scary potential.

It's just the logical form to take.

>>43793741
But why would they specifically take the appearance of girls, and moreso have fancy dresses? It's almost prostitution, fortune-teller was a fine example of male youkai

>>43793543
So they can better lure unsuspecting humans into a false sense of safety and security and lower their guard around them. It’s a simple yet effective trap. Don’t fall for it dammit.

>>43793796
What about the ones that:
A: Are friendly to humans

B:Live too far from humans to ever meet them at all

?

>>43793504
>Its not propaganda if its true
typical racist anti-youkai drivel.

>>43777775
I want Clownpi-chan to ruin my fucking life.

>>43794247
>Friendly to humans
It could be another front to gain your confidence. I wouldn’t trust them. Besides, who are these so called “friendly” youkai anyway?
>Live too far away from humans to meet them
I’d worry less about these ones then but I would remain on guard all the same. You never know if or when your paths may cross.

>>43794599
You just can’t handle the truth, but it’s for the best to embrace it rather than reject it and wind up dead at the hands of these terrible beasts!

>>43794672
posted from the hakurei shrine

Would marrying a drum be legal?

>>43794752
Well it's not ILlegal

>>43794752
No, but beating your wife is, which means it's a bad idea.

>>43794879
I wonder who is behind this post...

>>43794879
You can give your wife's bongos a little slap. No harm in that

>>43794733
Reimu doesn’t have internet access and she probably doesn’t even know how to use a computer even if she did.

>>43649141
But what if a youkai lusts after you? Only so much you could do then.

>>43796325
Don't consent!

>>43796325
Just whip out this card. It ought to do the trick!

>>43796325
then you will have to accept your kids will have superhuman capabilities you'll never be able to keep up with

Everywhere I look, I swear I see something in the corner of my eye, hiding between the boundaries of my field of vision. My possessions seem to disappear and reappear at whim. Sometimes I swear I'll catch a disembodied hand moving something.

I'm terrified, though all the elders tell me I'm paranoid. I don't want to fear anymore, I want to know if some monster is haunting me or if this is all truly just a figment of imagination. And I want this nightmare to come to an end, however it does so. I think I'll beg for the shrine maiden to help me, as this suffering feels supernatural in nature.

>>43649141
I don't think Yuuka is going to allow me to stop

>>43797534
it's just koishi stalking you
just say out loud "man i so wish i had a cute girlfriend with light green hair and eyes and couldn't read her own thoughs", she will instantly make herself visible and ask you if what you said was indeed true.

i am become rape youkai impregnated of hus

>>43803185
You have azoospermia.

>>43795662
Reimu can use a smartphone. If she can wrap her head around that, she should be able to shitpost on /jp/ no problem.

>>43649141
Bitchy Reimu is the best!

>>43726781
Seconded!

>>43809279
>be Reimu
>come to /jp/
>learn that there thousands of people who think you'd be an abusive wife

>>43812940
And you are quoting whom, now?

>>43813038
Me.

>>43812940
>think

>>43813855
Show proof that Reimu would be an abuser.

>>43817572
she only does it because she loves you

>>43818192
I think she can show her love in a less violent way.

>>43649141
Alright, I'll lust after fairies instead.

>>43819861
Fairies count as youkai

>>43817572
all human women are abusers

centipedes typically lay around 20-40 eggs

>>43818192
Why does she look like a yandere.

>>43819886
I'm still going to lust after them.
Fuck the filthy annoying miko.

>>43822849
did anyone else not realize she was meant to be a centipede until reading it?

>>43649141
I love THE half phantom

>>43827553
The half phantom has to be the LEAST sexy 2hu. Flat. Bowl head. Stupid. Childish. The one youkai I wouldn't fuck.

>>43827597
>Flat. Bowl head. Stupid. Childish
uuuuooooh erotic!

sex with yokai

>>43827597
>Flat
Uh...you do understand that's most of the girls are flat and are lolis, you can't really deny what ZUN says.

>>43820238
Unironically true If the girl knows you will do anything for her, It starts as doing everything for her but over time you're less and less until she only thinks you're a toy rather than a person that loves you

God I want to fuck these money grubbing whores

>>43734147
Why is Satori talking about dunkin donuts while holding hands with anon?

Kill all youkai, free the oppressed people of the Human Village now.

>>43842896
Better yet, impregnate all youkai, and the pregnancy hormones will forcefully rewire them to be gentle and motherly.

>>43842896
Oppressed?
You think living in a county-sized fucknest is oppression??
All the old men in the human village are not a day over 40, they've just had the life sucked out of them by youkussy.

>>43833772
Good taste

>>43649141
I will draw youkai women engaging in my personal perversions and fetishes to satisfy my lust and there's nothing you can do about it you layabout miko bitch!

>>43843102
If they get pregnant that just means they’ll become more hormonal like you said. Which means they’re more liable to fly into rages. And worse still, when they get cravings, that might just include human flesh. You and others are not safe.

>>43843402
So they’re fuck-slaves that are getting their vitality and precious bodily fluids drained from them by horrible monsters. That sounds horrific and it must be stopped!

>>43649141
over my dead body

>>43844855
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT TOKIKO STAY AWAY FROM HER

>>43844855
If you're out in the park or something you always need to be on the look out for Tokiko if you've got a book with yourself. She's always eager to read stories or have them be read to her, so she'll pounce right on to you. If you comply with her request, she might just think to herself that you are the ideal mate, and from then, you're in a world of problems.

>>43845966
I'd like to read her erotic stories while she straddles me.

>>43845966
>a world of problems
idk anon, having this sweet little bird youkai choose me as her mate sounds like a dream come true

I’d do my utmost to love and support her

Am I the only one who would have a hard time deciding which 2hu I'd nakadashi, assuming enforced monogamy?
I may or may not have too many favorites

>>43846294
My top 5 is and has been clear for years, so none of that for me. Helps that one of that top 5 needs progeny badly. And then 3 out of that 5 are dubiously fertile anyway...

>>43846294
if I had the choice I'd put my kids in Ran
she is the mom hu

>>43846294
Ran is the perfect wife material but she comes with an annoying hag master and an annoying child
Okuu is nice but too dumb and you probably get cancer from doing her.
Ichirin is nice but Unzan is gonna watch you procreate. And the temple monks are unfun and cringe.
The only sensible choice is animalistic baby making breeding sex with the sexy wolf woman.

>>43846514
>comes with an annoying hag master
I hope you do realise that without his hag, Ran wouldn't function anymore and wouldn't even be Ran anymore.

>>43846523
No I get it. She's perfect by herself but that's impossible. She just comes with too much baggage

>>43846514
>The only sensible choice is animalistic baby making breeding sex with the sexy wolf woman.
Consider rabies.

>>43846628
Rabies doesn't work like an STD however. If the youkai you're fucking isn't acting brain-damaged and/or foaming at the mouth, you're safe from it

>>43846628
You can get vaxxed/cured from rabies at Eientei with their moon science
Now stop making up excuses and start making wolves instead

>>43846294
Not even a contest. Although if Yuuka is somehow unavailable Remi and Udonge are tied for second

LOVE THE YOUKAI
PROPOSE TO THE YOUKAI
MARRY THE YOUKAI
IMPREGNATE THE YOUKAI ON THE WEDDING NIGHT
HAVE A SOCCER TEAM OF HALF YOUKAI CHILDREN

>>43846660
>If the youkai you're fucking isn't acting brain-damaged and/or foaming at the mouth, you're safe from it
If she isn't then you aren't fucking her right.

>>43846718
What's it like raising a Dhampir child?

>>43846767
I'm assuming they need much less blood than full vampires and if it inherits Remi's small appetite they will need even less. I also think they can go out in sunlight.

>>43846340
Do elaborate, please.

>>43846514
>annoying child
What is wrong with Chen?

>>43846688
Yuuka is the manifestation of nature's infinite fertility

>>43846890
I would make sure she would constantly be pregnant

I bet Yukari's smug shatters into a gorrilion pieces if you cuddle her and tell her you love her.
Now imagine what happens to her when she idly rubs her own baby bump

>>43846294
Oh there's way too many choices for me.

>>43856315
What is she thinking?

>>43856393
Wondering if her chunni was too cringey and made anon-kun think of her as a child too much.

>>43846815
Akyuu needs progeny. Mokou, Futo and Youmu may not even be able to produce any.

>>43649141
Then you will have to take responsibility...

>>43856393
>i really need to go whees the toiler should i ask this fat ugly retard

>>43856437
I don't think Akyuu requires a direct descendent to reincarnate, as long as her family is around the next one should show up in a few decades

How do we stop Akyuu from brainwashing the schoolchildren with anti Youkai propaganda? She's even using her lewd ass to distract them.

>>43860697
what are you on about? if they're distracted by her big, tight, juicy ass they won't be paying any attention to her anti youkai propaganda at all, just let her be stupid

>>43860697
Clearly we need to introduce Youkai Story Time to schools in order to fix this

>>43860791
Maybe we can even introduce a youkai pride month and have Keine-sensei model an entire month of curriculum about it

stop falseflagging as reimu, akyuu

>>43846628
Anon I'm sorry to tell you this but Kagerou is a completely inhuman spiritual monster in the form of a human girl with wolf ears and not an actual animal. Any issue with congress with her is going to be spiritual, not physical.

>>43860697
There's only one way to end the Akyuu menace.

>>43861457
Based. Honestly everyone wins with this. Akyuu wouldn't have to die In a few years any more thanks to having a near immortal lifespan!

>>43846718
That dead, undeveloped womb will never bear children.
Remilia is too immature to care about relationships anyway. She's just a child who only thinks of playing and sitting in her high chair.

>>43864700
don't you have sunflowers to water granny

>>43866383
Don't drag my wife into this, she is the most fertile youkai in Gensokyo

>>43866572
Practically begging for twins

>>43866572
only time she will ever be fertile is when she dies and sunflowers thrive on the nitrogen in her body.

>>43857605
Akyuu would like as many descendants as possible to guarantee her family's security. She would get as many kids out of you as possible before she meets the yama.

>>43866614
Lies & slander, Yuukarin could conceive from a stain on her seat!
Of course, I'd do a lot more than that to her...

>>43866610
i guess she feels the baby fever creep up on her sometimes so she treats the fairies as her own sweet daughters.

>>43866714
how much does she pay you for these posts and why are you desperate enough to be with hags like her?

>>43866757
I am paid in the joy I get from loving my waifu to an unresonable degree, and I like older women.

>>43866801
your bloodline ends here then. Maybe adopt some heckin furbabies so you can delude yourself into not feeling lonely you miserable couple

Akyuu told me if I hold hands with a youkai they will get pregnant! Scary!

>>43866757
They're such thirsty little flowers. I have to water them with my peee.

>>43866819
Thankfully, that is not the case.

If Yuuka ever gets in a contest with Yukari over who can bare the most children, the flower master will easily win over the gap hag.

>>43867187
The gap granny will be looking for a man for a long time...
Meanwhile, Flower Power has beaten her in the race to become a real mommy!
All of Gensokyo rejoices, (Partially because Yuuka has been too busy with her husband to terrorise anyone) and the flowers are just beaming with pride!

>>43867207
Too bad Reimu is too dense to understand that if youkais are too busy being pregnant and raising kids, they won't have time for incidents. She could be lazy all she wants if she stops complaining about youkai-human relationships.

>>43867207
imagine their convo
>ye-yeah they stopped a few years ago, you know, they were kind of painful and stuff but sometimes i dream of having kids you know
>>oh come on cheer up, you'll get used to it in a few years, what say we all go to that new male strip club that kourin opened up, on me this week

>>43867240
It's a good thing that Yuukarin will remain fertile until the heat death of the universe

>>43867207
All I see is an empty carton arguing with another empty carton over whose ovaries are the driest.

Meanwhile, in the human village...

>>43867300
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but Sekibanki is almost certainly over 60 years old.
Oh, she might try and deny it, but having small boobies is not a true indicator of someone's age, just look at Tewi.
Very likely, she would be considered the "h" word by any human standard, and she's just a lowly rokurokubi, someone not even powerful enough to be properly removed from the village.

Yuukarin on the other hand is known to be able to clone herself, AKA create new life from when there was none before.
I highly doubt that if Youkai can run out of eggs, they can't just magic out new ones from their pristine bodies.
Even yukari could manipulate the border between barren and fertile if she really wanted to!

>>43867341
Ridiculous. Banki-chan is a young and extremely fertile human maiden.
A bitter, old, forever childless youkai hag just cannot compare to these incredibly healthy human women and their amazing ability to nurture new life. No amount of illusions could ever hope to cover up their barren hag wombs.

>>43867240
Who is who in this conversation??

>>43868061
It doesn't matter.
You should ignore filthy youkai hags and impregnate a wonderful human girl, instead.

>>43868082
is that so?
Well, if this young human lady wants to court me, then so be it. Can't have it all in life!

>>43866614
The picture... it hits hard.
I'm a diehard Kanakofag, but I still want to comfort her and go to her party. Maybe attending with my wife...

>>43870168
Idk about yuuka but personally i prefer wallowing in self pity all by myself rather than some people taking pity on me and coming by and seeing me in all my glory. I'm used to one of these situations, the other has brought me to the brink of tears.