/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Looked like a blood agar plate on first glance.

Bitch!?! Can't you get anything right?

Hohoho

Well, at least it isn't Aya or Mystia.

They're birds, so they would vomit the chocolate into your mouth while french kissing you. Blargh.

In b4

>i would let mai nightsparrow/crow waifu vomit in my mouth ;_;

>>4373660

I bet it would feel good man.

You just gave me a new fetish.

>>4373671

Righto, I'm just going to leave the thread now before I grow nauseous.

>>4373660
That sounds extremely hot.

>>4373660

I'm not entirely opposed to this.

>>4373660

>implying they're not humanoid birds

>>4373681

>suggesting that makes any sense

>>4373655
that would be more appropriate for Yamame

>>4373637

>>4373688

>implying that Aya and Mystia aren't humanoid already.

>>4373676

This thread is like a trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. I went to another thread to avoid the bad vibes, refreshed, saw an argument in here, and re-entered.

Anyway, no it would NOT be hot. It would be horrible. You're there enjoying the feel of Aya's juicy lips on your own, locking tongues with her, and then suddenly warm throw-up starts pouring from her mouth into yours. God. I shivered with disgust just typing that.

Now that my high is thoroughly ruined, I'm gonna go smoke more and try to scrub the images out of my brain.

>>4373730

It would taste like chocolate.

>>4373730

>You're there enjoying the feel of Aya's juicy lips on your own, locking tongues with her, and then suddenly warm throw-up starts pouring from her mouth into yours.

That's so romantic.

>>4373730
>Anyway, no it would NOT be hot. It would be horrible
Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

>>4373749
>>4373754
Oh, /jp/...
(I lol'd)

>>4373730

Can you imagine what is gonna happen next?

>>4373877

Fireworks of love?

>>4373730

Shes not really throwing up in your mouth. Its more like she is throwing down since it is going down your throat, you know?

>>4373918

That's not really helping, man.

>>4373877

Aya gets naked.

>>4373887
I would say..... eggs for breakfast

>>4373961

>>4373660
>i would let mai nightsparrow/crow waifu vomit in my mouth ;_;

>>4373660
What about okuu?

>>4374018

Radioactive vomit! So moe~!

>>4374018

>>4374021
Wouldn't she vomit up the other crow inside her too?

>>4374025
CAUTION, VOMIT APPROACHING!

>>4374025

>en
>en
>en
>en

>>4373730
You brought it up, you don't get to complain.

>>4373637
>Merry Christmas.

Physiologically speaking, birds "regurgitating" food isn't actually vomiting. Birds have a crop, which is basically a pre-stomach. When they spit up the food, it's coming from there, pretty much un-digested- and it's not all covered in stomach acid and gross like human vomit is. THE MORE YOU KNOW

TL;DR it's basically like Aya put a chocolate in her mouth, then french kissed you and pushed the chocolate into your mouth with her tongue. Not gross.

>>4375930
Revolting.

Oh, I wish to share chocolate with the Aya.

>>4375930
*fapfapfap*

>>4375930

Kissing somebody with chewed food in the mouth is still gross, let alone getting it pushed down your gullet in a massive load.

>>4376079

Its delicious and you know it.

>>4376061

It's nice to see Aya not wear her retarded shoes.

>>4376091
>implying your wouldn't cum buckets from Aya stepping on you balls with her shoes

>>4376091

How does bird know what shows are?

>>4376061

Among other things, I imagine.

>>4376112
Those things look deadly, I'm pretty sure I'd be screaming bloody murder

ayayayaya

I like aya's tard shoes.

>>4376130

My breakfast cereal, for example.

>>4376186

who the fuck is nue

some supplemental material bitch?

Oh hey aya

You used to be my waifu when i adore you alot

Too bad I got mai waifu Nue as for my primary!

From now on you will be my second waifu to have!

>>4376189
Go back to your idol thread, you bitch.

>>4376155

I'd buy her new shoes.

>>4376186
there is no primary waifu or secondary waifu. There can be only one. Otherwise is harem.

STILL WEARIN THE HAT BITCHES!

>>4376302
>legs exposing herself
>wearing no panties
slut

>>4376440

Optical illusion

Oh, Aya, give me your mandarin orange...

How do I get Aya to make out with me while she's eating chocolate?

>>4376492

Well... you've got to be charming and witty. A little suave, too. Buy her nice things (like fancy chocolate) and make her feel special.

>>4376604

Alternatively, subscribe to her newspaper. Bitches love subscriptions.

>>4376610

While that certainly would help, I don't think that alone would be sufficient.

You know you want to, /jp/.

>>4376816

Why isn't she wearing pajamas?

Aya bump

>>4376852

Why aren't you?

>>4376142

Somebody would get off from that, its not like she'd put all over her 90lbs on one foot either (your balls can take alot of pressure before rupturing). Would be better than getting tread on by stilettos like some pervs want.

>>4378139

I'm not entirely comfortable with any Newtons on my testicles.

>>4373637
You should say X-mas so you're not offensive to the atheists.

Because they're buttmad.

>>4378207

whats the worst that could happen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8KCk-MxvU

>>4378526

I'm not sure I see what relevance this has to getting your testicles stepped on.

>This entire thread

>>4378526

I wish testicles weren't so sensitive. Just looking at that makes me cringe in pain.

>>4378596

>Merry Christmas on Valentine's Day
>Regurgitation of chocolate while kissing
>Aya is mai waifu
>Testicles

>>4373730
Reading that got me hard.
That reaction tells me I think it's hot.

>>4373660
That.. sounds pretty damn hot.
You weren't turned on just typing that?