/jp/ - Otaku Culture

a cruel fate

https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

>>43719851
There's nothing to be afraid of. She's a professional.

>>43719851
You're still a virgin if you get your cock sucked, though? Only a virgin wouldn't know that...

IS THAT... IS THAT A HUMAN WOMAN??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH PLEASE HELP ME YOUKAI HAGS PLEASE

>>43719925
ebin

>>43719851
Scared of her sharp canines or something?
Don't worry, she's good. You won't feel teeth and she'll leave you a virgin if you absolutely insist.

>>43720015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWbSDsY4nE

>>43720015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8a_-zFBldA

She's an expert at this.

>>43725774
Why are you speaking in third person?

>>43719925
I was fully ready for the femur breaker with slurp-slurp noises layered on top of it, but Kronk begging to not get his cock sucked was pretty funny too

what's the difference between Sanny and a mosquito?

>>43726058
who's kronk? im genuinely curious.

>>43727778
The guy from Emperor's New Groove

>>43727824
After relistening, he certainly captures the retardation in the voice

Are there any original and cute scenarios about Sanae anymore? I want to writefag but I don't want to write my 5th Slutnae story.

>>43727899
Something about her first days in Gensokyo or a slice of life thing.
>anon helps her to adjust to Gensokyo
>anon meets Sanny and has to deal with the fact she's a miko with obligations like miko stuff and youkai hunts
>A modern slice of life
>an out of the ordinary/fantasy slice of life (just 2hu characters not in Gensokyo, in another world)

>>43727930
I was thinking of something slightly more sexo without crossing the "good girl sanae" line

>>43727971
- thank to miko obligations, our first time was nice. She's still a bit embarrassed so it's up to anon to make her comfortable. Flirting during the day and somewhere in the village
- Sanny being a dominatrix (no even if you try, she won't lose to the cock)
- Using tons of toys and experiment with tons of positions
- The usual "do me because if you don't I'll blackmail you"
- An ecchi story. "Oops you just push yourself into me while teasing me with your body", until anon snap in the end or not.
- something like Ecchi na no wa Ikenai to Omoimasu!! , a real nice story (from the same author, check the other one too)

>>43727564
That line is older then her moms, anon

>>43725700
Hey, that's one of my favorite movies.

>>43727971
You are part of an arranged marriage scheme by Kanako to grow the power of the shrine. Since you're an outsider you were awestruck by her and too afraid to get to know her, Kanako basically is acting as her wingman and good aunt.
You guys get married very quickly after the interview and as a part of old school marriages Kanako and Suwako are very pushy in making sure you two consumate it. Lots of vanilla flirting ensues as you ease her into the idea

>>43728364
I'd rather see Anon marry kanako...

>>43719851
Could could imagine coming to Gensokyo ass a virgin? Sanae would hunt you down Terminator style.

>>43734318
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for charity, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let your virginity go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fuck you.

>>43734379
spooky

>>43734379
fucking gold

>>43734318
thank god i'm not a virgin

>>43734505
anon is a whore...

>>43734379
Go away, you're not going to stop me from becoming a wizard.

>>43725774
Holy based

NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I SUCKED YOUR COCKS

>>43737308
If she took off my virginity would i die?

>>43737729
It would be extremely pleasurable

>>43727564
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

What did Sanny say when Kanako bought a vaccuum cleaner?

>>43737826
You've got big milkers.

What is it about Sanae that does this to us?
Why does this friendly energetic gamer girl cause otherwise reasonable young men to become ravenous?

>>43740416
This is an interesting phenomenon indeed. As a reasonable young man myself, I cannot help but get a boner every time I see Sanae. I want to have sex with her.

>>43740452
As a balding, fat old man i also get a boner every time i see her.

>>43740452
as a faceless man can confirm

>>43740416
/jp/ was the slut all along

What does Suwako think of all the sex Sanae has and of her slutty ways?

>>43742515
one of many ways to gather faith

>>43742520
I need to breed Suwako-sama

>>43719851
>>43719925
>>43725677
Stop this slander. Sanae is pure.

>>43751734
Pure slut

>>43719851
Genuinely horrifying because she has 12 different STDs, one only recently discovered in her.

>>43727899
You've written four and aren't sharing? Come on now.

>>43751734

>>43757955
>8 kilometers away
isn't the moriya shrine located in Japan?
am I in danger?

>>43757975
the problem here is Sanae lied about her age. She is underaged and wants to catfish men like you who dont know better

sanae a slug

Sanny gave granny a makeover

>>43764533
suwako looked a little different in her younger years

>>43764537
Suwako before she jobbed to Kanako.

>>43764537
suwako before she jobbed me

>>43757955
>cum inside me so i can wipe my goopy vagine along the kitchen floor and pretend i am a slug
Dear god.. How sexually deranged you need to be to create these fucked up texts?

>>43768213
just need to be a woman

Why is Sanae the slut again?

>>43777744
she smells like one

sanae is a good girl

>>43779019
And you know this how?

Is there even a fancy underwear in Gensokyo?

>>43734379
>But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fuck you.
Plz no, yamete kudasai.

>>43734379
>I can tell you I don't have money

>>43779019
because she lives with suwako
can I call you a smoker, when it's your mom who is pratically a locomotive?

>>43786499
YOU BEST NOT BE INSULTING SUWAKO-SAMA BRO I WILL CUT YOU

>>43786499
>attacking suwako while defending sanae's honor

i wonder who is behind this post

>>43787649
Why are they trying to kill Suwako with their butts?

>>43788295
Paizuri slut

>>43788249
They are trying to tease her like that

>>43787649
Suwako sisters...not like this...

>>43788674
Moriya ladies sure do take it too far.

Bump

I wouldn't have an issue with fucking Sanae despite her slutty ways since she's only slutty with other girls since there's no men in Gensokyo, so that's %1000 based. And before you mention the human villagers, a honored miko like herself wouldn't degrade herself and just fuck a lowly random villager.

Well are you going to help her up?

Sanae being a slut is slander propagated by that Hakurei wrench

sanae

>>43797647
If you don't shut up and accept it, the propagating will be done by the Hakurei hammer.

>>43788295
fat slug

>>43802288
Reimu, you have a rotten heart. You probably can’t even ride the Kintoun!

>>43802840
So what? She can fly on her own! And being pure doesn't fill your shrine box!

>>43803098
Being nice to your customers will fill your shrine box, but you wouldn't understand that, you greedy, rude, hag.

>>43803098
Being nice to people will fill your donation box, but you wouldn't understand anything about that, you greedy, rude, hag.

>>43797622
Last time I tried I injured my back... she's too heavy.

Describe to me what marriage with Sanae is like.

>>43803531
Sanae trying to be a good wife but messing up the cooking each time
Suwako pestering you to give her new descendants with Sanae already
Kanako mad at you cause Sanae being married heavily decreased the Moriya shrine popularity.

>>43803552
Nah, Kanako would be right there with Suwako, thinking about how all the cute miko children are going to make them even more faith.

>>43803531
she will cook for you but won't do any other chores around the house

>>43803552
>Kanako mad at you cause Sanae being married heavily decreased the Moriya shrine popularity.
Couldn't she use that to help the shrine's popularity?

>>43803531
Literally pic related or the other doujinshi by the same author but with more beedring sex and paizuri.

>>43803668
I'll look into it.

>>43803668
i bet sanae has all sorts of clothes for whatever roleplays her clients wants her to do while fucking her

>>43803668
Allow me to correct myself
>but with more rough beedring baby making sex and sloppy and sweaty paizuri until your balls are dry, and until she'll become a personal cockslut just for you
There.

>>43803793
Putting sexplets into Sanae because Kanako buffed our fertility! Turning Sanae into a baby factory!

>>43803826
The best is they actually want something like that, just to secure the Moriya bloodline.
They might as well jump in for themself and have a foursome.

>>43803858
I guess it's a duty to put six kids into Kanako and Suwako too.

>>43803531
Through marrying Sanae, you will have signed up for passionate, love-filled babymaking in the mating press position while love clutched for a minimum of 8 hours every day.

>>43803983
can i put twelve in suwako instead?

>>43803985
Okay that's fine.
>>43803986
Sure. Six is the bare minimum.

>>43803986
this but with kanako

*ahem*
HAKUREI REIMU SLEEPS WITH VILLAGE MEN FOR MONEY!

>>43804118
Oh boy! Will she sleep with me? I have a condom-buster of a cock and want to make new hakureis!

>>43803531
2 freeloading hags barge in your house whenever they like so now you have 3 mouths to feed.

>>43804270
But they're family now.

Suwako's album is straight fire.
https://youtu.be/deL-qzJjzfI

>>43804360
Meant for >>43804349

Oh hey it's Suwanae and Sanko

>>43803986
Come on, anon, the virgin hag deserves some love too.

>>43805355
I love this adorable virgin hag

I don't get it

>>43803986
>>43805355
>>43806392
kanako is boring!
kanako is useless!
kanako is stupid!
kanako is a total failure!

>>43806933
I can’t believe Sanae destroyed her gods’ skirts.

>>43808633
She will pay for exposing my virginal wife...
that fundoshi is for me alone to see.

>>43807514
she is NONE OF THAT!!!!!!!!!
kanako is intruiging!
kanako is powerful!
kanako is shrewd!
kanako is successful!

>>43811065
With how many plaps?

>>43806933
She made a miracle

Faith is an acceptable form of payment

>>43815323
Cute.

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>>43825035
>>43825728
>>43827554
My worst gf, I even rejected s*x from her

>>43827566
you were supposed to just type "l" instead of blogging

So I have thought of a story with Sanae and Reimu in it involving some funky sake and one guy being the target of their desires.

Hehehe, Ore wa, SUPA SANAE!

A slut! made for rough animalistic sex

>>43827794
Write it.
Post it.
Drown in (You)s

>>43828797
That's a huge miko.
>>43828903
Got it.

>>43827794
is he black?

>>43829538
No of course not.

>>43829538
All men on Gensokyo are gray, bald and faceless. Aside the shotas who do have a face but its covered by their long hair, but the face falls off along the hair when they hit puberty.

>>43805355
Kanako will die childless and alone
Not even fat bald ojiisans will fuck her

>>43830002
No wonder Yukari has to gap people in.

What kind of mother would Sanae be?

>>43836293
A sweet and caring mother.

>>43836647
Definitely but with less hypno.

>>43836293
trash mom who dont love you. only the grandmas will raise you

>>43840367
Do you have a source on that? I’m sure she’d try her best to be a good mother.

>>43840388
she beats you up for not being the child she expect you to be. sanae is a narcist!

>>43840467
Sanae would never.

>>43836293
she would answer "we have it at home" at every thing the youngling asks for.

>>43836293
When driving her kids around on a day trip, she'd be the one asking "are we there yet?" and stopping the car at every service station to stretch her legs, pee and yawn excessively despite the last stop being only 15 minutes ago.

>>43841014
sanae wont take me to mcdonalds? =(

>>43841704
You don't need to be eating there anyhow. Momma Sanae will cook something for you.
>>43841311
What if I'm driving?

>>43841704
yes. she would also only buy last gen consoles and bargain bin games

only kanako will bring you to mcdonalds

>>43841817
Yeah but she will embarrass you in front of everyone!

>>43844939
Kanako storming off to the counter to confront the cashier when they forget my sweet n sour sauce

>>43849820
Kanako eating her burger with a knife and fork and ordering a glass of tap water as a side. Then paying by cheque.

>>43850338
Nothing wrong with eating a decently sized burger using a knife and fork, though.

>>43850542
Don't make me post it...

Don't eat from McFlandre.

>>43850560
Post it, pussy.

Suwako would be the granny that'd spoils you while at the same time she'd also be getting kids meals from mcflandre for the toy

>>43844939
>>43841817
Kanako is the type of mom who would tell the cashier that she's getting her ray of sunshine a happy meal because he's been doing great at school.

>>43850542
>Nothing wrong with eating a decently sized burger using a knife and fork, though.

>>43857589
>>43857731
Cute.

>>43857295
Big Sanny

>>43857295
There you go anon.

Sanae is ready to smash your hips!

>>43859080
Sanae when is ready to settle down and marry you.

>>43859080
The hamburger is cumming!

>>43803858
Sauce?

>>43859080
That's not a "decently sized burger," that's either an offering to a feral American hambeast (to keep it from devouring you) or a pie for an entire family with distant relatives.

>>43859080
A meal fit for Yuyuko.

>>43830172
I will fuck her

>>43859090
Jesus fucking christ i wanna whip this fucking bitch so bad!

>>43868736
A proper spank and something more "rough".

>>43868695
Out of pity, I assume.

>>43868807
No, out of love
>>43868760
No, full whipping on the ass, so hard her boobs bounce. And she will enjoy it, the whore!

>>43869432
Doing God's work anon.

>>43868807
Conquering the Millennium Maiden's heart is a prize.
>>43868695
Wait, I thought I'm the one who made this post

>>43869452
God fucking damnit this bitch is asking for it! *grabs whip*

>>43871073
Her sluttiness knows no boundaries.

>>43871186
I'm gonna whip her slutty ass so much she won't be able to sit for an entire year!

>>43871231
Imagine leaving the outside world for the sake of your two fragile grannies and thinking, 'at least you won't have to bust your hump on a 9-5'

>>43871231
I love these gloomy depictions of Sanae. Very relatable.

>>43871231
>Pads
Dear god, we have been led astray by a lie...

>>43873923
She will shake her lower half with pleasure just from those whippings.

>>43875285
Yes, stupid reimu wannabes like her need brutal whippings!

hypnotizing sanae (it doesnt work but she uses it as an excuse to have sex)

>>43876715
Imagine she getting all exited and faking it, but instead you use it to ask her to talk good things about you with her hag friends.

>>43875285
I wanna squeeze her giant tits until she squirts milk

>>43877497
as her future husband i wont allow it

>>43719851
what's wrong ojiisan

>>43878259
She's my BDSM slave idiot! I can do whatever i want to her!

>>43797622
I'm gonna whip her ass. Does that count as help?

RIP slut

>>43884127
Who killed her

What would Sanae be to you if you married Kanako?
Adoptive daughter in law?
This is very important to me because reasons.

>>43886213
They're not really related so no relation to you, you'd be more like an uncle

>>43886229
Hmm. In spirit is what I meant, I suppose.
Either way, daughterhu get
now for another

>>43886213
The 2nd wife.

>>43886213
Did you mean Suwako? AFAIK, Kanako has no familial relationship with Sanae.

>>43884127
Sanae is not a slut

>>43897873
Yes she is

>>43897873
of course not, she's just gathering "faith"

You were just trying to enjoy yourself at the Gunpla store when this weirdo and her pintsized grandma started sticking their tongues out at you.

>>43899623
Bratty girls!!!! *grabs belt*

I will deliver the final fuck to Sanae and then chainsaw her in half to ensure no other man can fuck her

>"Ewwwww nooooo Sanae's such a slut kimoi"
>proceeds to lust over her for 200 posts
Why are you guys like this

>>43908982
actually im only in this thread to lust over Suwako

>>43908982
I'm the guy lusting exclusively over Kanako, lower your tone.

>>43899258
source?

>>43908982
i like sanae because she is a slut though

>>43908982
I want her to sit on my face!

>>43914149
But why?
Sluts are disgusting.

>>43806933
>>43811661
>miracle
>when sanae's skirt remains intact and we can't see her bare pussy
this isn't a miracle. this isn't a miracle at all.

>>43908982
its called slutshaming and ill only fuck her out of pity

Green pubes

>>43916781
you want to fuck grass?

>>43719851
Mixed feelings about Sanae
>competing with Reimu
>way too cheery, almost comes off as smug
>an outsider new friend with a hot pair of moms and mammaries
>sometimes massively stacked or slutty for some reason
>she likes robots too
I can't tell if I want to be her friend, slave, or bully

>>43908982
I like to think Sanae is a slut because the only way she'd have sex with someone like me is if she had sex with every man she met.

>end up making a subfolder for Sanae within the day
What's the appeal of this nerd?

I want to impregnate Sanae, if you know what I mean

>>43921971
I think what this anon meant is that he wishes he was pregnant Sanae.

A foursome at the Moriya Shrine on a hot summer's day..........

Ponytail Sanae extremely dangerous - the most dangerous Sanae, in fact

>>43922044
He can get halfway there with a nice cosplay, but I don't think boys can get pregnant.

Anyone have more of these cute Gensou Wanderer Sannys??

>>43922315
The nape of Sanae's neck is NSFW.

my wife sanaa and her kid

>>43924107
looks like sanny left her daughter too much in the oven. who knew she was such a clumsy mother?

Sanae is pure.

>>43924107
Sorry guys

>>43930136
Pure sex!

>>43931027
That too.

>>43924107
Sanny's kid stole my bike!

>>43936795
Pure slut