/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am not using a fucking furry thread

>>43692609
Much better.

Another thread? Just as bad as hololive I see.

Beware of the mating power stance

>>43692616
it'll pass, these guys dispise their own furries (And for good reasons)

A ball of yarn... mysterious object at noon!

>>43692620
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF

>>43692616
Fuck off Mick

>>43692626
What reason is needed beyond the rule violation?

>>43692629
that pose...the tables have turned!

>>43692620
I can beat any monster that does nerdy poses before a battle

Another fox where my trustworthiness sensors are getting jumbled

Foxoplasmosis is rampant among the posters here and must be cured.

Alright, I should have gone to bed a while ago. Fuck off, Mick. Meds. Etc.
Report and Ignore for spamming/trolling/off-topic and such and please don't bicker on the threads.

Tomorrow is Friday.

>>43692638
>Anon is walking down the street sipping some coffee one morning
>3 Young Mamano block his path and start rambling off magical girl catchphrases and fighting poses and how they are gonna put an end to Anon's Wicked Plans
>Wtf do they have me mistaken for someone else?
>Anon gets dragged off to their magical girl hideout to repent for his crimes such as being a virgin and bad mouthing magical girl cartoons on 4mon.

>>43692634
Stop posting this.

>>43692629
Cute, I would watch her play with wool like a retard while I feel like a big man playing with my figmas

How do I help acclimate a dragon to the farming lifestyle?

>>43692646
I heard the cure is to father about a dozen of kits

>>43692657
They better be wearing skimpy and frilly magical girl outfits, I’ll follow them into any sketchy alleys and hideouts if they are.

>>43692693
By not being a farmer. It's a gay job for homo boys.

Granberia. Thoughts?

>>43692706
t. dark elf's slave

>She would tear down empires and plunge them very world into chaos just to spend time with (you)
I'm sure this is a sign of a mentally stable individual and not at all indicative of her moral compass.

>>43692717
I like how she her scenes got more intimte the further the story went

>>43692724
More like
>she would tear down empires and plunge the very world into chaos just to amuse herself
That's the Shiki fox. But I can't deny she's quite the looker.

>>43692717
One of the few girls who can look cute while giving a blowjob. Seriously, why does every artist try their hardest to make the woman look revolting when doing blowjob art?

>>43692724
>>43692734
I don't care what kind of evil she is, she's getting the dick. My dick. In her pussy. To make babies.

I would hold monster girls in a camel cluch and make them humble
Rip iron sheik

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>43692755
Just be aware of weresheep. They're not the best at wrestling, but they've mastered the sleeper hold.

>>43692762
ill just enter the mack with a razor blade and my dick out
its time to peel the sheep

>>43692754
This is the kind of attitude that saves the world, but more often than not gets you killed horribly. I hope you win the gamble, Anon.

are you a MOFU MOFO?

>>43692806
fuck forgot my pic, I need to huff less.

A Wurms hug will skin you alive. I hate Wurms.

>>43692809
Danuki fluff is the only fluff I need.

still need to see the cooking tag team of hinezumi and salamander

>43692820
fuck off vermin

>>43692831
Thanks for encouraging him to come back by acknowledging their impact on you at all

school fox
I ain got much else

>>43692806
No but I enjoy fluffy ears

>>43692850
>cotton balls in ears
foxes were an evolutionary mistake

M
S
G
K

>>43692894
its just the desgin for ear fluff most anime foxgirls have

>>43692911
Someone needs to inform the artists that those poor girls are almost deaf

>>43692630
That’s a fox

>>43692910
Weak to Stinger missiles, can be taken by anyone who can shoot one, dragons have nothing to be proud of, we write books about taming since the dawn of time, no better than a cat or a dog, just a big flying lizard

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

does your automaton have a cool off mode?

>>43692935
Guns/modern weapons are fucking cringe and wouldn't do shit to magical hentai superwomen anyway.

>>43693044
They will work if you use them with the intent to capture and rape said Mamonos and if they use demon silver.

>>43693044
i understand the reasoning but that sounds fucking childish when put that way

43693096
Shut up furry

>>43692961
Magical girl.exe

>>43693094
>fucking childish
It's just being honest, namedropping specific military hardware as if it mattered is even more childish.

>>43692935
>tell dragon she wouldn't stand a chance against modern weapons
>the following week she shows up at the range with a $20,000 rifle and a $30,000 scope, but no idea how to use either of them
dumb lizards

>>43693211
i mean
a missle is different from a bullet, yes? and a missle is different from a rocket.

>>43693096
Why does she wear the squirrel suit?

Travel in style!

>>43693450
That is cute. Also mildly terrifying for anyone nearby when she finally lands.

>>43693450
You're gonna extract her?

>>43693448
Mamono can be furries, too, you know! Deep down in her heart she knows she has a squirrel soul.
> Yes, squirrel, not Ratatoskr.
> Mamono furries are even stranger than human ones.

>>43693480
She's got S ranks

>Sand castle building competition
>Guy gets help from his shog wife
>Another gets help from anubis
>I’m by myself
>Shog built a sand mansion
>Anubis built a pyramid
>Win by default since those aren’t castles
>Rules lawyer demon asks me to sign the paper and I’ll get my free ice cream for life

I have a good feeling about going to an Eros gym to meet my future wife.

>>43693564
Sign it, Anon. You can't turn down that much free ice cream!

>>43693211
You prefer I said demon silver AA missile launcher or just a little whinny faggot who to try find to something to be mad about?
>>43693215
I wouldn't mind helping her

>>43693362
Yes, but when we're talking about magical hentai superwomen saying that the missile is specifically a LIM49-A Spartan as if that changes anything (or means anything to a layman) is dumb.

>That little goat-girl just turned a battle tank into a cloud of butterflies with a wave of her scythe. Everything we shot at her veered off course or stopped in physically impossible ways. With every word and every flick of her wrist she bent reality itself like a pretzel, making a mockery of all our understanding of the laws of nature.
>We would've totally beaten her if I only I had my trusty Franchi SPAS-15 with Twin Shock Absorbers instead of that lousy LF-57!

>>43693211
You prefer if I said demon silver AA missile launcher or you just want to be a little whinny faggot who to try find to something to be mad about?
>>43693215
I wouldn't mind helping her

>>43693564
>>43693584
Don't do it! You'll get fat and won't be able to find a wife!

>>43693614
Kek, that second line of greentext is exactly how /tg/ rapefugees used to and sometimes still try to talk

>>43693211 #
You would be happier if I said demon silver AA missile launcher or you just want to be a little whinny faggot who to try find to something to be mad about?
>>43693215 #
I wouldn't mind helping her

>>43693614
What you need is a delicious tin can for Ms. Gote to nosh on.
> The way to a mamono's heart, er, defeat in battle, is her stomach.
> And Ms. Gote will eat anything low cal to maintain her girlish figure!

>>43693614
If you use demon silver bullets monsters don't go full anime poweeeeer and dodge/parry everything because It won't harm them (it's my head canon). So yes, double barrel with DS slug would have been more effective for hunting the smol goat.

>>43692635
What was it

>>43693649

>>43692910
Is she out yet?

>>43693705
You shouldn't have leaked it here and hurt his feelings.

>>43693705
She's hoping for a parole.

So /k/ is bad now?

>>43693779
Nah

>>43693702
>onii-chan! I'm gonna brrrrrrrrt!

>>43692609
After fucking your monstergirl wife or lover a lot you start to gain slight physical characteristics of the monstergirl you fucked
Slight, Horns, ears, a tail, animal genitalia etc

Nothing too noticeable that can’t be hidden with a little bit of work

How does this make you feel?

>>43693705
She will never get out from my bed ToT

43693834
No, fuck off

I wanna be princess carried by a big strong yeti!

>>43693848
Faggot

>>43693779
I don't go to /k/, but I don't think so because I never heard of them being prone to dropping the equivalent of technobabble and wanting to fight attractive women willing to go to bed with them.

>>43693779
I still like me guns but I haven't touched /k/ in forever. Just feels far too much like /pol/ 2 now than before.

>>43693858
Well no one spoke about hurting, none human, attractive women, so what's the big deal?

>>43693883
Looks like a men, weird pic

>>43693705
No and she never will be.
Jokes aside, how the fuck haven't she been released yet? Also where's the Q&A?

>>43693215
I'm going to fuck her bent over the Range-bench just for a chance that her 'treasure-hoard' is one of those walk-in wall-to-wall gunrooms full of all her pre-DL souvenirs.

>>43693943
KC got ill because of a bad can of Spam.

>>43693858
Old pre-Ukie /k/ is too busy fucking Whitehorns.

>>43693950
It feels like you're fucking with me, but I haven't heard anything better so sure, I believe you.

>>43693950
Who eats spam anymore? It’s expensive for what you get, and even if you cook it it’s still subpar compared to any lunch meats you can buy for equal price and amount

>>43692639
I would fall for even an untrustworthy fox who held out her arms and told me to come to her. I want to be held so badly...

>>43693950
Sounds like you're shitposting. Where's the proof?

>>43693968
>>43693969
Yeah It's bullshit, i just remembered this https://files.catbox.moe/i64b01.jpeg that I found at a Lawson in Japan and thought about this lie

Which monster would you instaloss to?

>>43694008
None, I want to win and will go to any extent to do so

I need mamonomana because I want to stroke my lover's fluffy ears while she's giving me head and I don't want to become a zoophile

>>43692609
>tfw no fat choco dragon gf
why live

>>43694008
I like to pretend it isn't the case, but if a nice elf told me to come with her, I would. I wouldn't even put up a fight...

>>43694036
It's not losing if you didn't even put up a fight

>>43694008
dragons or the undead

>>43694008
i job to around 95% of monsters

>>43694043
what about undead dragons?

>>43694008
... foxes...

>>43694043
>>43694059
woah...

>>43694049
That's pathetic. Don't you have any pride, anon?

>>43694102
pride doesn't put bread on the table

What would you do if you ordered a juicy beer grilled burger from the Oni restaurant to go and when you exit the fine establishment a Black Harpy swoops down fast and snatches the takeout bag right from your hands, thanking you for the meal before she flies off back to her nest on top of the tall MGC buildings?

>>43694112
give up

>>43694107
Slave mentality, who care about that if you're a spineless subhuman?

>>43694112
Get sad and hope a hag comes to my aid.

>>43694112
Track down the little shit, burn the nest and sale her to some nuki slaver. Here, you don't fuck around with people food, never.

>>43694059
big loss

Excessive cuddling

Gargantuan snuggles

>>43694178
>>43694198
Naps are okay but don't over do it.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43694008
Kakuen, but only if she has a dumptruck ass.

>>43694207
ms weresheep wouldn't take advantage of me probably

>>43694178
Excessive cuddling also means excessive breath sniffing!
Dormice have some of the best breath

While clearly a monster girl, I need to work on my feminine curves. And my understanding of poses, I kind of lost track here.
>>43694008
None from this setting, I hate all of them now.

>>43694112
Depression and go buy some frozen meal at nuki-mart instead.

>the two usual suspects post at nearly the same time
Hmmmmmmm.....

>>43694287
Then report them both instead of shitting up the thread with your sperging

>>43694318
I've violated no rule. This is the monster girl thread.

>>43694230
I need those big yeti paws on me.
Weresheep can take a hike.

>>43694331
Wow it's like you are the opposite of me.

She comes. The Devourer, Mohfu'Coah, will arive soon to lay waste to the world.

>>43694112
start eating bricks

>>43694349
Looks really burnable

>>43694349
nah, greenworms the great devourer. this is more of katamari situation

>>43692629
>>43694102
No. Not a memecat. Argh I’m getting shit taste aaahhhh save me electric niggerman ahhh must end self before too late *blam*

>>43694287
Standard fare for thread vermin, I wouldn't suspect samefagging. R&I, especially the namefag appears to be ban evading, maybe he'll get a range ban eventually.

>>43694386
Do you ever get tired of being a basket case?

>>43694382
Shut up, chesh are one of the few mamonos where I wouldn't blow my head off

>>43694404
Silly Anyon. Cheshire Cat is the one that does the blowing.

>decide to start up the typical protest in MGC for human men's rights, stopping rape and ending shotgun marriages and state mandated children having blah blah blah
>pretty sure it will just end with officer hellhound raping me anyway while pedestrians cheer
>figure I have nothing left to lose since all my human buddies suffered that fate, might as well join them
>instead a dragon sees me doing this and..... joins me and supports the protest
>she's holding up a sign that says "marriage is gay" and wearing a shirt that says "I don't need no man, just my hoard"
H-Huh....???????

>>43694349
She's
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

>>43694451
>The mens right activist movement have just as many dragons and lizard girls as actual men.
>The number of alps, however, remains unknown

>>43692609

>>43694396
Never. That and being a raging fag are at the very marrow of his being.
>>43694404
That’s the joke. It’s so funny I’ll re-shitpost. Besides, what if she were…a former human!

>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

>>43694441
Ahhhhh gonna do it again aaaahhh

>>43694467
What do those lizards gain from this?

>>43694487
Very small amounts of gold and appreciation from m’lords. Being a Bonnet wearing cunt is it’s own reward.

>>43694487
They just like men who fight back and so mens right activist rally is a good place to start.
I'm sure there's also a joke about how many monster girls would join MRA rallys as "allies" and totally not sexual predators. There is absolutely no parallell to be drawn between that and men in feminists movements, none what so ever.

>>43694472
Thanks for the green text, I unironically like it, It's exactly how I feel. I must be mentally ill but I will save it.

>Thinks he's some sort of thread gatekeeper
>Posts shit like that
Yep, I've seen enough.

>>43694511
https://twitter.com/tnsrk612/status/1666870796458029056?s=20
i like when lizards snap

>>43694529
>"I've been soooooo nice to you anon, can't you see that? Can't you see how much I've tried to help you? I think I deserve some appreciation, I've earned it, haven't I anon? HAVEN'T I?!"

>>43694008
I'd faint from a Jinko interacting with me.

>>43694529
>Lizard childhood friend comes up and does this.
What did she mean by this?

>>43694511
But what about the Dragons? Don't they genuinely not care about relationships? Why would they support men's rights when it'd just be easier to be neets and avoid male contact?

>>43692910
You plebs just don't get it. Malef is the ideal ancient evil waifu for meek yet horny house husbands and powerfags.
They love nothing more than a cute man that clings to their side, heart-pupiled and horny, desperate to breed them.

And reminder that they come in all shapes and sizes. KC just drew a younger one because he felt like it.

>>43694564
>Don't they genuinely not care about relationships?
Oh, they care deeply about it, they just act like they don't.
Dragons are the incels of MGE

>>43694472
>>43694518
It's quite charming to think that someone would care if I do it or would even love me in this form to the point of joining me in after life. Sadly, even this is just a sweet fantasy who can only be seen in MGE...

>>43694564
>genuinely not care about relationships?
Baka baka baka baka baka. If they didn't care they wouldn't die with regrets and become Dragon Zombies.
If they didn't care they wouldn't be so susceptible to Malef corruption.

>>43694529
its scaly cow breeding season after all

>>43694568
>ancient evil - needs correction
>smug, patronizing demeanor in a petite body- needs correction
i can see how the math compounds on itself

>>43694472
Did you wrote this greentext or it's a copypasta?

>>43694008
Zombie dragons, or malef dragons since they seem incredibly straight forward in their beliefs, regular dragons are too tsundere and their remarks would simply bounce off my dense skull

Anon is fox property.

>>43694601
He's a fake-gatekeeper concern troll and it's a pasta. No different than the Mick sperging out and spamming spicy language and off-topic memes.

>>43694614
>wander into cave
>get told off by some dragon
>demands you leave
>whatever, go to leave
>can't move
>her tail is wrapped around your leg
>when you start to point that out she begins to bristle so you drop the subject
>still can't leave
this will take a while

>>43694638
Can I find somewhere other pasta like this? If Yes, where please? I won't share it anywhere, it's just for myself

>>43694518
You’re welcome. Honest appreciation from the mentally ill is better than the unthinking disdain of the sane. Besides, both characters will end up in some happy sexxxo ending, no matter how implausible the means. MGE is a setting that auto-solves for good endings, this is excellent for themes like angst and pain imho. It all gets magically fixed later no matter how terrible, so it’s where unpleasantries can be explored in depth. It’s the logic of “If y’all are gonna get stabbed anyway, do it near a good hospital.”
>>43694578
The point for (you), my schizo frend, was to see that suicide damages the lives of others. But whatever.
>>43694601
Yes to both questions. I wrote in the last mg thread that I was in.

>>43694638
speaking of me I think I made her too long but I don't feel like correcting it and reposting it. Something to improve on later, I guess.

>"Researchers at Large Hadron Collider are confident to make contact with parallel universe in days"
Neato. Either nothing happens or we can find some mgs.

how about instead of those mean, old, nasty lizards you get yourself a nice country elf?
she can cook

How scarred do you want your waifu anon?

>"I hate you anon! You stupid human! I HATE you so much! You're small and pathetic! I could squish you like hamburger meat without even trying! You weak, undisciplined humans are a joke, you live short lifespans and you'll be gone in a blink of my eye anon! You humans are worth less than sheep! I can't put into words how much I hate your kind! I bet your cock is small too! You loser! You'll never feel the touch of a female! You're the worst anon! You RETARD! Get out of my lair! I HATE YOU! HATE YOUUUU!!!!!"

>>43694653
All the post you answer to was from the same person. I didn't understood that this way. The auto happy ending of MGE is the most enjoyable feature.

>>43694678
yes, gonna keep touching them

>>43694672
She just wants someone to protects her crops from the mweeping menace

>>43694691
Dragons ten minutes before they're knocked up with triplets.

>>43694691
This sounds like a Dragon that’s about to become a mere female lizard

>>43694691
Reminds me of those dragoncel greens we got a while ago. Very cute tsuncel lizards.

>>43694691
>"I hate you too. Monster are mean and stupid. The only reason why I here is to keep getting my NEET bucks from the DL gouv. I HATE YOU"
What now

>>43694691
You're right, I should leave.

>>43694691
>call her a lesbo
>breaks down crying
welll shit, if she needs to remember to not throw rocks if she lives in a glass house

>>43694704
They’re all true answers, as I see it, no matter who asked. But I’m glad you have a ‘positive spin’ and enjoyed it. The auto-good end is an excellent feature, anon’s really ought to explore it more. If anons could reach insane levels of happiness continuously…how much misery would they be fine with, beforehand? Or in retrospect? What of the mgs, do they have an opinion? This stuff doesn’t gets explored enough imo.

>>43694784
cupid pulls out the anti-tank rifle (eros) and hits a collateral

>>43692609
Bringing monstergirls home to meet your parents.

>>43694808
I think my parents would be quite concerned if I brought home a hopping corpse.

>ate all your fish

>>43694829
Neko...

>>43694829
>eat my fish
>eat my burger
>eat my tofu
>eat my stretchy meat
STOP EATING MY FUCKING FOOD, MONSTERS

>>43694827
>tfw your parents thinks you perished when a car hit you post portal but a lich rezzed you and she taking you to meet your family after 6 months
>After the waterworks and crying, they ask your lich wife how is he still alive
>She tells them thats he isnt alive, undead now

>>43694802
I can understand that anons don't want to hear about those topics. Personally misery and self inflicted pain are my butter and bread for my daily daydreams but I'm ESL and I again don't think that anyone here want to read about it.

>>43694691
>oh sorry
>i just wanted to say you've got pretty wings, Miss Dragon.
>and well, I just wanted to make sure you're alright
>I'll go if you want me to, but if you need anything, just let me know

>>43694829
I'm gonna push her down and get her pregnant. If she is going to be eating my food, she'll be using the nutrients to give me a litter.

>>43694585
>Brave Sir Anon sets out to defeat the evil dragon
Several months later
>Sir Anon tugs at his wife's side
>"What's that sweetie? Is it time for correction again?"

>>43694008
None. If she wants my hand in marriage, she'll have to earn it through battle!

>>43694691
>Look, I'm only here because someone at this address ordered a pizza. If it wasn't you then who was it?

>>43694829
Okay but seriously. Girls with energy drain. Y/N?

What if you find a Bogey in the woods but she isn't active because she hasn't detected any sadness?

>>43694691
the reason shes mad is that her sister, Wurm-chan has a way bigger chest

>>43694691
>Walk over to her hoard
>Dig around for a bit
>Pull out creeping coin who was hiding under the mound of treasure
>Bridal carry the mimic girl out of the lair without saying another word

>>43694927
YES! I like it.

>>43694931
My empathy makes me sad to see a person without purpose.

>>43694849
That's why you marry a monster that will feed you instead.

>>43694971
Anon.... you'll wake her up, and then she'll come for you.

>>43694862
Logically, all afterlives are concerned with misery. ‘Passion’ used to mean ‘to suffer, to be acted upon’. Love was once seen as being possessed etc. We may have better tools, but human nature is slow to change. We, as a species, remain deeply retarded. Your desires aren’t abnormal, on this point: martyrdom and conquest are very common desires among humans. People mention being ‘love-struck’ to this very day, and continue to feel possessed by emotions. But you are correct afaik, there’s little/no demand for complex themes/topics here.

>>43694931
A bogey isn't what I need. I'm never sad, just paranoid and anxious constantly.

>>43694931
im going to find a way to overstuff her to have a very plump and wide bogey

Bicorn lobbyists have gotten a new law passed that requires every man to have at least 2 wives. Who do you pick?

>>43694008
Elves
Foxes
Succubi

>>43695005
>paranoid and anxious constantly
Get a Gazer. She'll help with your anxiety and also be paranoid for the both of you. But seriously, see a psych doctor. Therapy can help. Meds can help. I was having huge anxiety issues not so long ago but meds got it under control, and it isn't even the heavy shit.

I'm not a lolicon.

Antichrist girl when?

>>43695072
>Therapy can help.
Doesn't work and will get me locked up in a loony bin, fuck off.
>Meds can help.
I don't want to chemically lobotomize myself, fuck off. You bring shame to the name of gazers.

>>43695075
[Sabbath wants to know your location]

>>43694988
>there’s little/no demand for complex themes/topics here
I don't know if complex is the right word, seems too haughty.

>>43695086
Log on to social media and scroll for a bit. She's already here.

>>43695113
Made me laugh, well done.

>>43695124
Why?

>>43695075
Me neither. No clue how you could be attracted to somebody whose body clearly isn't ready for children.

>>43694207
I will sleep 23.9 hours per day in MGE

>>43695086
MGE already has human women

>>43695058
>Ancient evil fox
>Ancient evil apophis
If she has been sealed away for millennia and can wrap me up with her tail(s), I'll take her.

>>43695106
This stigma is why you can't get help. It's easy. You have a primary care physician, correct? It's the doctor you see annually for a wellness check.
Tell them you've been having anxiety issues and they should be able to get you in touch with a local psychiatric network.
QRD
>A psychiatrist is the one that can prescribe medication, but they may also refer you to therapy
>A therapist is the one that will try and talk you through your issues
>There are other forms of therapy that you can pursue on your own, like meditation exercises
>Patient confidentiality means your information is kept private. Nobody other than your doctors need to know your business
Gazer is a pragmatist, and resents those that refuse to address problems when a solution is accessible. She has 11 eyes, and would rather not use them to watch you suffering in silence.

>tfw no bogey gyaru momster
y

>>43695183
>bogey gyaru
Stuffed dolls can't get a tan

>>43694691
she wants me so bad guys

>>43695189
dont need tans to be a gyaru dummy

>>43695178
>Unironically trying to shill Psychiatrist
Keeeek, it just a trap, they will lock you in jail and drug you with meds.

>>43694008
kejourou

>>43695189
Not all gyarus have a tan anon, some of them just wear the clothes.

>>43693834
Only temporary transformations happen in MGE where you’re like a hentai version of the hulk nothing truly permanent.

>>43695183
Thanks for reminding me of that one.
>>43695189
Bogeys aren't really dolls.

>>43695178
Whatever you say. You've already ousted yourself as some sort of federal agent or at the very least a useful idiot to their agenda. Gazers wouldn't want their man lobotomized, tortured, and bankrupt by a system that disguises itself under the name of "care."

>>43695228
well, gotta redo that pic, im embarrassed by that now

>>43695228
Looks like the bane mask from afar >>43695241
This.

>>43695241
>some sort of federal agent
Yes, I'm sure feds are monitoring a thread that's just a bunch of lonely perverts

>>43695260
Shut up already glowie, go try to groom some poor bastard for your next school shooting elsewhere

There are not enough pregnant monstergirls
NOT ENOUGH
GET TO WORK ANONS

>>43695282
I don't think I will. I'd be a terrible father

>>43695260
The feds monitor any website that has a lot of single men talking to each other.

>>43695245
Please color the new version too cause that dress on her really activates my neurons.
>>43695260
Unironically yes.

>>43695282
I'd rather not pass down my autism

>Milking by hand isn't enough anymore, I still feel full. Here's what's going to happen: I'm going to pull up my shirt, and you're going to suckle until I tell you to stop. And if you try to run, I'll carve you up so much it would make a redcap sick to her stomach.
What do you do?

>>43695313
Ask her why she's using a plastic halloween store knife to threaten me?
And then suck her tits.

>>43695260
Wasn't there a fed who admitted he had to monitor the threads because DotR (Day of the Rape) fell under the same blanket of "online threat to national security" as DotR (Day of the Rope)?

What hentai doujins have you found that could easily take place in Monster Girl Encyclopdia?
>https://hentai2read.com/a_story_about_how_an_adventuer_who_was_beaten_by_an_oni_got_captured_to_make_babies/
Man captured and made a breeding slave for a group of Onis.
>https://hentai2read.com/a_tale_of_the_swordswomans_sexual_depravity/
Swordswoman gets branded by a mark that makes her an increasingly lewd and perverted but still monogamous woman and fucks her elven support. Easily could lead up to monsterization in MGE.
>https://hentai2read.com/an_apprentice_sorcerer_encounters_dark_elves_who_are_in_heat_in_the_forest/
Apprentice Sorcerer gets captured by two Dark Elf twins and made their sex slave.
>https://hentai2read.com/elf_twins_control/
Elf twins capture man for use as a breeding slave.
>https://hentai2read.com/heal_me_dark_elfchan/
Prudish dark elf gets her sexual desires awakened.
>https://hentai2read.com/koisuru_mahou_juku/
Sexy witch fucks her apprentice. Is implied to have groomed him.
>https://hentai2read.com/kuu_ai/
>https://hentai2read.com/yamahime_no_mayu/
First is where an insect girl saves a man from committing suicide, second is possibly a sequel where the two are married.
>https://hentai2read.com/monster_girl_transformation_go/
Indirectly related where a pre-portal world gets prepared for portals using apps that induce temporary monsterization in women.
>https://hentai2read.com/my_beloved_oni_beauty/
Samurai sent to slay an Oni instead lays the Oni.
>https://hentai2read.com/oni_no_musume_datte_konkatsu_shitai/
Oni gets a "sacrifice" from a village.
>https://hentai2read.com/that_timid_girl_is_a_basilisk/
Man is caught and raped by a Basilisk.
>https://hentai2read.com/snake_that_slithers_up_to_her/
Noble boy kidnaps a Lamia to be his lover.
>https://hentai2read.com/venus_garden_we_shall_meet_again_in_ten_years/
Romance between a Alraune woman and a noble boy.

>>43695313
>Throw pocket sand, steal the knife, open my own throat with it if it's not demon silver, use my own knife otherwise
Enjoy being framed for my murder.

>>43695341
I believe so though I’ve only heard about it and never saw the thread where the guy admitted it.

>>43695345
>h2r
Not even therapy can fix you. Kys.

>>43695354
Take your meds.

>>43695341
>>43695365
98% of glowies on 4chan are just larpers.

>>43695341
If true hilarious but it's not dumb. A thread full of lonely men dreaming of another world with almost nothing to lose and a big hatred for society/women/gouv... Is a big vivier of what they're looking for

>>43695341
>DotR
You mean on the bunker? I saw that, motherfuckers got bamboozled by a goddamn e-bay fake, schizos are a prime target for such pranks.

>>43695313
I'm sorry, you're not dark enough for me to be aroused by you. Please find somebody else.

>>43695313
>Snuff and gore if mamono
>Good
>Snuff and gore if men
>Bad
Tiresome

>>43695378
I'm sorry what? I love women. Go away, you fucking faggot Alp.

You would fuck an Alp. Don't lie.

>>43695392
We all do but not the kind we find in our world/today but you already know that since you're trolling

>>43695385
>I'm sorry, you're not dark enough for me to be aroused by you. Please find somebody else.
Where have I heard this before?

>>43695418
WIGHT-SAMA EROTIC!
MUST MARRY!

>>43694927
As long as she doesn't kill with it I guess it's okay

>>43695401
Given that they have rocking tits and actually have the right parts, yeah, they're not really different from any other monster at that point

>>43695404
>we
Okay fag.
Have you ever met a real woman, and not the annoying e-thot/e-tranny sort online? The world is filled with women
>smart, funny women
>pretty, trad women
>cute women
>desperate women
>ugly women with weird problems that make you think "yeah I could do better"
Did you think you touching grass was a meme? Or maybe you're just a scrub (a term I will define upon request).

>>43695435
Faggot

>>43695418
Now don’t you fucking start. That why do I get the feeling it’s literally just the same three to four people fucking with the thread EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Who knows maybe they’re all agents where they’re all in the same call together for this happens every time the same things over and over again.

>>43695401
Only if they're a tomboy alp
Some say that makes them even more gay but I refuse to believe such hogwash

>Anon, who was told to touch grass, goes outside
>snatched up by a alraune
many such cases

>>43695446
You're being paranoid. Please make gazer happy and seek help.

>>43695446
>That why do I get the feeling it’s literally just the same three to four people fucking with the thread EVERY SINGLE TIME.
I thought the fact that the thread was almost completely clean of trash for ~3 days after last Friday's bans made it obvious to everyone

>>43695401
Gross.

>>43695446
>maybe they’re all agents where they’re all in the same call together
God I wish I had friends/coworkers like that. Getting paid to coordinate trolling a bunch of incels online.
I bet if there are glowies here, they probably also love MGs. But in the healthy, fetishy sort of way, and not the "I want to fuck a boring ass elf because the internet made me hate women" kind of way.

AYO, GMAN!! HOW ARE THE PORTALS COMING ALONG? WGMI?

>>43695401
You're right, I would.

>>43695401
Possibly. Like all the other species, I would have to date her for a few years before I made my decision.

>Yes, fellow Anon
>You should absolutely go outside and touch grass
>Remember to wear easily visible, single-color clothing that contrasts well with grass
>Touch the grass in a well lit area, preferably an open, empty field in the middle of the day with nobody else around
>For optimal grass touching, of course

>>43695476
If you're interested in a job we're hiring. You just need to know who to talk to.

>>43695401
At this point I don't even care about the sex. I just want companionship.

>>43695401
Yanking down alp-chans panties to expose a vagina and yelling "BEHOLD, A MAN"

>>43695511
Please leave me alone taserbird and let me enjoy my grass. And don't call shockweasel over either.

>>43695444
>We
My bad I should have said "some of us" to exclude cunt like you. Yes, I did met a lot of women and I still think that most of them just see us as mere tools, especially at work. And yes one of the main problem is me but don't come telling that everything is on my shoulders when you see how things are today. You don't even know where live and how women are here anyway. A lot of people in this thread like MGE because It fix women's flaws from real life.

>>43695401
You can't prove anything

I want a wight dark brave to call me her "prince".

>>43695523
Shitty grainy photo.

>>43695544
GOOOOOOOOD
MOOOOOORNING
SIIIIIIRRRRRR

I want a wight.

>>43695556
Every shameless ESL gets claimed by a pajinko

>>43695401

If i payed a succubus to mark me but not to sex me could i walk through a demon realm without being raped?

>>43695556
I'm not indian, just European ESL. If you only have that to answer to my post, I must be quite right

>>43695565
Why?

>>43695545
>TFW the hero that was destined to kill the demon lord alps for you instead of completing her mission after having a crush on you for the longest time

>Kabedon nerd cow
>My face can’t even reach her tits

>>43695591
>European ESL
Jesus Christ. That's hardly European at all then. Do you at least speak French? Post hands.

>>43695645
nta but arent all euros esl?

>>43695616
Considering all the heroines that MGE features, Alping would probably not affect how formidable she is.

>>43695474
Do you have any requests for what mg to draw next?

>>43695651
Oh shit you're right. Brexit meant Brexit.

>>43695665
Nta but Gazer?

>>43695676
anon, i think you flunked ms hakus class at least 40 times i assume

>>43695665
Draw an ochimusha in a trenchcoat, please.

>>43695579
Heh that was me with increasingly edgy rape, gangbang, beastiality, and degradation fetishes before I looped right back around to only getting off to vanilla

>>43695524
Yeah, same.

>>43695645
Yes, I'm a frog and most likely whiter than you if you're a burger.
>>43695651
Yeah, only the UK speaks English as a main language in Europe, people don't know that?

I'd unseal a fox for a headpat.

>>43695716
But you are Fr*nch, It doesn't matter if you're the richest man in your nation for you are still a frog and thus inferior to literally every other ethnic group in the world

>>43695716
anon, that burger was too well done and you see him lashing out in anguish.

>>43695735
Kek, sure buddy.

>>43695726
I want to add more seals to a sealed monster girl.

>>43695378
Hey, cool it with the antisemitism!

KC where is the Grey you promised.

>>43695747
Do not sully the English language by typing out its pure and pristine letters with your filthy fingers and computer tainted by centuries of cheese fingerings and wine gargling!

>>43695744
Yeah, my bad for taking the bait. Let's go back on what truly matters, mamonos.

>>43695759
canceled since he thought the anal probe was a little too /d/

>>43695778
would you a french country frog girl or a Parisian wight?

>>43695759
I heard that OVNIs are back on the menu in the news. Would be a good timing for a grey mamonos but I don't know if they have a place in MGE

>>43695797
>Parisian anything
French country frog girl all the way, Paris is gay and the country side is good as with most countries

>>43695716
>I'm a frog
Lmao I stopped reading here. There can be no greater embarrassment. Why don't you bugger off back to Gay Paris or whatever and eat some baguettes. Connard.

>>43695665
Sea bishop

>>43695759
I heard that UFOs are back on the menu in the news. Would be a good timing for a grey mamono but I don't know if they have a place in MGE
>>43695797
French country frog everyday man even if I don't fancy frogs. Cities are hellholes.

>>43695797
Parisian wight, only to take her out of the city and make her a country girl.

>>43695726
Imagine the look on her face when the boy she tries to trick into unsealing her just squeezes her tits together and sticks his dick between them, raping her chest until he cums.
She's gonna rape him three times as hard once his thrusting accidentally shakes off just one of her seals.

>>43695857
You're walking in a bear trap. Women from the city are nightmarish here.

>Country frog
The term is "Plouc"

>>43695874
And yet your father banged five of them plus your mother

i felt like posted the country frog thing before.
Are frogs secretly controlling me?

>>43695905
If only... Maybe portal would be opened by now

Frogs aren't real. Never seen one, so they don't exist. Toads however, are definitely real.

>>43695968
I saw a hedgehog last night

order monsters by thigh circumference

Enought with the /int/ shitposting. Go back to monstergirls.

>>43695578
I'm a shameful ESL, give me one anyway.

>>43695977
the best ones have the largest thigh circumference

>>43695995
O kot shaman, what is your wisdom?

>>43695982
>/int/
I'm more of a /fth/ person myself.
Miracles > Spells

>>43695995
Would colonize

>>43695982
I hate this archetype and the current meta

>>43696017
Stupid angel and her sexy military uniform.

>>43695982

Why burgers seeth so much when frogs are mentioned?

>work with Succubus and Red Slime coworkers in small office that handles finances and accounts
>manager Anubis constantly in her own secluded office room handling stuff with corporate
>basically a skeleton crew because calls are easy to handle and sometimes there's short periods in which none come at all
>red slime coworker goes out a lot to get bagels at the shop next door because of this
>whenever we aren't getting calls and the red slime is out, Succubus coworker keeps sliding over in her chair to me and groping my junk and trying to unbuckle my pants
How do I get her to stop? She's going to get me promoted at this rate! The manager might come in and see us and think it was my idea!

>>43696051

>>43696046
Reddit Americans love to hate the French because they can get away with it. It's considered safe racism since they're white. I don't get it really, they were the ones that helped with the state's secession.

>>43696046
Irak, WEF and nukes but go on /int/ or /pol/ for a this kind of question, enough derailing.

>>43696056
Try to masturbate in front of everyone to assert dominance.

Would you be okay with giving ownership of your penis to your wife as a part of your marriage contract?

>>43696017
>Miracles > Spells
Healing is for sissies. Just dodge and use that mana to launch more fireballs.

>>43696101
Pretty sure that's the standard according to the demon profile

>>43695850
>but I don't know if they have a place in MGE
Grey alien was literally on the list of profiles KC had planned and shared.

Chilling in the abyss getting power gains.
Yeah my power grows I will never be put in chains.

>>43696129
>gatekeep so hard you move on to gatekeeping the thing you use to gatekeep other mg franchises

>>43693044
The military hardware guy is one of those /tg/ posters that stuck around in this thread like an IJA soldier fighting in the Phillipines in 1970. Best to ignore posters like him

>>43696131
You're a squid attached to a mindflayers crotch.

>>43696165
Naw I’m a abominable snowman get it right.

>>43695759
New stone toss
The grey alien is actually a futa which is why she responds with "Do you?"

>>43694829
I'm pretty sure I've taken a year off of my lifespan from how much seed I have spilled to black hanekawa. Worth it.
>>43694927
Hell yeah, it's hot as fuck.

>>43696175
Get Out!

>>43696165
I love Abyssals but I only want a Night Gaunt.

Figuratively speaking, what is really wrong with Monster boys now? Why wouldn't you want to become a direct upgrade of yourself now?

>>43696129
I know, I just don't see how he can introduce them without being "gremlin but flufless and grey"

>>43696173
Your mindflayer wife has brainfucked you so much you believe you're the husband of a wendigo. Wake up to reality and put another tentacle in your wife's pussy.

>>43693957
Pretty sure that greentext about a /k/anon tying up a deer and forcibly fingerfucking it multiple times gave me a fetish to do the same but to an actual woman and not an animal

>>43696189
More or less it has to do with enslaved anon though I really only enjoy it if it’s some on and off transformation thing.

>>43696189
Because I don't need an upgrade. I'm the perfect male specimen already.

>>43696215
Humans are ugly and plain, there's no reason not to become something better and prettier.

>>43696227
>ugly and plain
Maybe you are, but I am perfection.

>>43696227
Well I did become something better but prettier I don’t think so.

If elves are so noble and dignified, then why do they show so much skin? Checkmate, knife-ears.

Why are all the fanart galleries full of faggoty freak shit.