/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43675640
>Take your meds
Make me

Bedouin dreams

>>43675640
Yes Mrs. Flayer, I will become an eldritch god for you…

I went to see the Tengu Village in Zipangu, it was really awesome. The Tengu there are all so nice and the food and sights to see are amazing. I even got to take a selfie with the Daitengu, she's the biggest Tengu of them all so she's the leader. It was a great tourist stop on my vacation!
The problem now though is that the Daitengu isn't letting me leave their village now. I've made several attempts to now and she waves this leaf that blows me back in with a gust of wind and she's always there to grab me safely and cushion my fall with her huge knockers and wings. I tried asking some of the other Tengu when their leader will let me leave and they just laughed.
How do I get out? Am I missing something? I really, REALLY want to go back home now...

>>43675703
just say you have a nice wife waiting for you back home, and you wouldnt want her to start fearing for you, the daitengu will understand
you do have a wife... right?
you didnt REALLY visit a monster village without a mana marker... right?

I call dibs on all lims, they're mine now

Just let him die for fuck sake

>>43675791
Who are you talking about?

>>43675794
Probably the patient in the OP

>>43675803
>>43675794
This

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Strong wife!

>>43675640

>>43675833
The best kind

Are Ratatoskrs are friendly with normal squirrels?

>>43675863
Everyone is friendly with normal squirrels

>>43675893
No, they're annoying little shit, stealing everything they can. I hate those retards

>>43675833
>>43675849
Im going to tough dive bars to challenge strong monsters to arm wrestling. I bet I can win every time since monsters are too embarrassed to hold hands

>>43675640
>Take your meds
I refuse! The big sis government is trying to drug me and sell my underwear on the black market. Why else would they keep disappearing?

>>43675833
>>43675849
Should you feel safe or insecure when your mamono wife looks like she could beat you up in a fight?

>>43675975
Insecure, that why I don't like those

>>43675975
You should feel aroused.

>>43675975
>>43675984
>Not feeling motivated to become her equal and wrestle her both on the mat and in the bed
>Not arguing over over who gets to be the big spoon
>Not “ruining” her perfect statuesque body with repeated pregnancies

>>43675975
I have a strong feeling a monsters near perfection will drive a few insecure losers into a petty, bitter, autistic rage and the fact they won't be able to use violence on them will make them seethe even more

>>43676009
Too lazy, I prefer to stay in my house and watch people like.you from my windows.
>>43676053
True, I will most likely be part of them

>>43676009
>Her breasts get larger each pregnancy
She claims to be a warrior, but you can make her a cow.

>>43676053
>tfw can't spend most of paycheck on alcohol and beat wife half to death
I image /r9k/ would still be the same if monsters where around

>>43675975
I'm sure a house mouse could beat me in a fight.

>>43675863
She has to be as NUTTY as them first

>>43676092
>House Mouse is barely 2/3rd your size
>Only level 2
>Invested all her stats into dexterity and stealth
>Still lose to her
Anon... Are you even trying?

>>43676093
No because monsters won't leave us alone and force themselves on our lives

>>43675975
I just feel insecure around monster girls in general, so I guess nothing changes.

>>43675767
You can try, but your gonna end up with Yan lim that doesn't plan on sharing

>Buy house that was built on a old graveyard
>Now have to deal with ghosts and zombies calling you a squatter and demanding you pay rent

>>43676138
Get a common blue slime wife then.
You can even rough her up all you want; she'll only feel tingles.

Are haunted objects justa a way for ghosts to find dates in MGC?
Imagine going to a "video store", picking out a tape with a good looking girl on it, coming home and turning it on, and getting "haunted".
Would kind of fit for a short story.

>>43675767
I go by kindergarten playground rules. If I lick it first it's mine

>>43676170
Can you really do that? Just walk up a lilim and lick her?
Sounds dangerous.

>>43676178
It's fine. What's she or any of her minions going to do about it?

>>43676193
>looks at anon with a look of shock and disgust

>>43676212
>anon learns that just because their monsters doesn't mean you can act like a complete mental case

>>43676214
it's fine just ship him off to wonderland

>>43676212
Well what if I walk up to her and go under her dress and start eating her out?

>>43676274
Not all lims are nopan degenerates.
It's gonna be a difficult task.

>>43675910
Forget about the eggroll, man.
>>43675975
Safe because I know she'll protect me, and happy because someone like her loves me.
>>43675995
That too.

>Sneak into dragon’s hoard
>Ignore the gold, jewels and artifacts I’m after a different prize
>Spot creeping coin
>Immediately scoop her up and princess carry her
>She doesn’t mind in the slightest
>Is dropping and throwing coins like it was rice at a wedding
>Take her home and fuck her till she loses form and is just a puddle of golden goo
>Watch TV while waiting for her to reform for round 17
>See dumb dragon on the news
>She’s angry, angry enough that every breath of her’s is accompanied by flame
>Takes the mic from the rata newswoman
>”Let this be known for my precious Fiat’s kidnappers: I will stop at nothing to bring her home, I will spend every cent in my treasury and use all my contacts available to me to find her. And when I do I will-”
>The sound cuts out there cause she melted the mic
>They always say dragons are theatrical but honestly they’re more comical
>At least I know who to send the wedding invitation to

>>43676468
Based anon.

>>43676468
If you're going to kidnap a monster's roommate at least bring a friend to distract her

So uh, where's my traditional, Catholic, Polish kiki at?
I've been waiting for quite some time. I mean, she should really get here soon if we're going to have a super big family with dozens of mini-kikis running around.

>>43676554
You're on the wrong timeline. This is where we all die alone and unloved in a materialistic world

>>43676554
I think we're out of stock. We've got a Czech hussite Kiki in the back though

>>43676554
Book a flight to Kraków.

>>43676566
Dammit, I knew I should've taken the portal on the right in my dream.
Never take the portal on the left.

>>43676567
Heretic kiki is better than no kiki at all. I'll convert her.

>>43676582
I'm too poor to fly halfway around the world.

>>43676554
Tonight at 21:37 she will visit you, I promise

>>43676653
That's 23 minutes before I have to be at work. If this really is the case, I'll be calling off work tonight.

>>43676590
>I'm too poor to fly halfway around the world.
Is Chicago good enough?

>>43676728
Still pretty far away.

A dragon keeps following me around everywhere. Every time I try to talk to another girl, this dragon comes out of nowhere and scares them off. She won't let me have any female contact, she says a "loser like me doesn't deserve a lady friend" and then flies off. She's always watching, even when I go home or sleep, she has an unhealthy dedication to cockblocking me and making sure I don't talk to one girl. I can't even masturbate in peace because she'll be watching, she's somehow torn down the blindfolds to my house twice from the outside without actually entering.
Why is she like this...? What is that Dragon's fucking problem?!

>>43676554
Uuuoohhh, kiki erotic! Kiki's breath and mouth!!! Erotic!!!!

>>43676582
Top tier traditional kiki clothing.

>>43675975
No not really but muscle girls aren't my thing in general, so my wife wouldn't be oni teir muscled anyways
I'd mostly 'mire them platonically

>>43676074
>Too lazy, I prefer to stay in my house and watch people like.you from my windows.
Same, but I'm the type that if they have a gym partner I'd keep at it easier

>>43677133
Establish dominance, masturbate knowing fully she’s watching. If she comes to stop you chuck her on the bed and use her as an onahole

>>43677133
That's just typical Dragon behavior anon, it means she likes you but is too prideful to come forward and say it. You gotta ask her out first.

>>43675640
what will happen once i tell her all of my lamentations and how i want a waifu like her?

>>43676193
>>43676212
>>43676274
Every lim has an idea of ideal romance, you can't just go up and start acting like a manslut to all of them!
Some like flowers and kind words first, some like bravery and want you to at least pretend to challenge their authority, some like submission and proper fealty, some like innocence, and some do indeed like a man that is willing display his lewdest nature in the open and literally just sneak up and cum on her in the throne room infront of all her vassals.

Please don't assume all lims are stereotypes!

>>43677144
>sniffing kiki breath like a fag
The true patrician sniffs their doggo ears.

>>43677237
>responding to it

>>43677133
give her your vorpal sword

>>43677133
Cry yourself to sleep a few times
It may have unintended consequences though

Weak monsters should be made to feel like queens.
Powerful monsters don't need any special treatment.

>>43677431
I thought powerful monsters needed to be mere'd

>>43675975
Safe. I like the idea of being protected by a big strong woman.

Also gonna be getting another comm at some point.

are you brave enough to do it, anon?

>>43677449
She looks so kind and pure... Who could have done this?

>>43677500
A happy pregnant (monster) woman is the epitome of purity, whoever did this is a good man

And I hear the hebi singing "welcome to the Hotel California"
She says you can check out but you can never leave

>>43675689
Based, all anons at one point in their lives should experience being a eldritch god.

>>43677441
That's for reptiles only.
You wouldn't mere a griffon or a wight.

>>43677536
>not mere-ing a griffon until she cries when you try to get up from her love nest

>>43677133
smack her ass then fuck her retarded or go out with her wurm cousin instead, much better girl

>>43677431
That royal cape would really fit a White Horn. You could probably just give her a crown and she'll look the part with her normal clothes.
>>43677536
>a wight.
She'll be treated like a regular zombie and she'll like it.

>>43675640

orca gals like to play with each other and often include a man if they see him swimming around

>>43677514
i will repopulate the hotel with nothing but our offsprings

at least a soccer team, minimum

>>43677695
You'll get a soccer team with every batch

>>43677736
whats good with her head?

>>43677721
Shes not a insect type MG like to have that kind of explosive breeding

and shes not an echidna either

>>43677760
You underestimate the power of LOVE
and all the fertility meds she's been chugging since before he even got there

>>43677760
Snakes lay many eggs, right?

>>43677776
Point taken, my brain is off this early in the morning
>>43677787
i failed biology class alright?!

>>43677787
Clutches, how do you think they keep the thousands of shrines in zipangu so well kept?

Holy cow.

>>43677787
>>43677838
>Hebis take up an entire region because some anon couldn't keep his dick inside his pants,a literal lamia pit

>>43677851
CUM GET SOME

>>43677852
This is the apocalypse I prefer

>>43677877
the region will never recover. . .

>echinda but is white
>whole region is filled with yandere and schizo monsters
would you enter the white fields of the cutely mad?

>>43677904
>whole region is filled with yandere and schizo monsters
Sounds like a perfect match for me being quite honest

>>43677904
I will submit to Hebis...

>>43677904
i see no issue

>>43677952
Catgirls are so old school, bunnies is where its at

>>43677951
hebis are not the only monster girl there, there are yandere clowns unicycling around
>>43677970
You sure Anon, once you enter you have to leave the moment a monster can recognize your form

>>43677952
FAT CAT HAGS

>>43677979
But clowns are extremely scary

>>43678006
they are all white and black, hence the name of the white fields of the cutely mad

>>43678025
that's a mime

>>43678037
mime bogies and clown bogies are just cousins of the same family, jesters are the aunts

>>43678025
Mime Bogies are most difficult to avoid because you can never hear them coming.

>>43678070
thighs

>>43678109
its pretty easy to hear them
Just shout about france waving the white flag

>>43678110
Built for breeding a legion of demon spawn with

>>43675975
I want to protect a strong monstergirl

>>43675975
Scared,aroused and protected

all at once

>>43675668
>h'orc bush
I approve.

>>43675975
i wonder do they fell insecure when you look like you can just bend over and breed them and no matter what they do they cant do anything about it?

>>43675975
I don’t have to worry about any of that for I am chaospilled.

>>43678263
anon YOU are the one who is going to get pinned to a bed and pulverized

>>43678267
Ah, what a lovely mix of eastern style and western creature.

>>43678275
thing is i drink wurm milk everyday without fail and my skin has been rubbed with wurm scales, nothing can be injected, i will push down a wurm and forcefuly love her all night long

>>43678295
just because you drink wurm milk does not make you strong as one!

>>43678304
you sure? sounds like you need some too, cut yourself near the outskirts of >>43678304
dragonia and you'll be forcefully be made to drink some, it heals most wounds as well, wa better than dragon milk

>>43678283
>TFW When me and my Wendigo wife go to NotJapan for a vacation and the natives there make urban legends about us since it’s the first time they’ve seen a Wendigo and her husband up close

>>43678316
>wa better than dragon milk
I think you’re also getting the mentality of a wurm too from drinking her milk that much with that spelling.

>>43678343
I will not go bak to Miss Haku, she makes stop lifting and makes me learn about math, i hate math, also my wurm gf hates math as well

>>43678363
Miss Haku needs to loosen up and drink some of that milk too.

How do I get those monsters from the north to stop raiding my lands? They sail away in their longships every time I try to stop them

I'll take my pear shaped yandere demon of envy in tights now, thanks.

>>43678398
grab leader and fuck her until she submits into being housewife. or use your demon silver euipped bote automaton to sink the ships

>Some men lose their minds the moment they behold her face and body. They will howl like a beast while mounting the wendigo, shove their steaming hot swollen penis inside, and begin to violate her; or so it is said. Then it seems these men carry the limp, senseless bodies of their lovers back to the wendigo villages deep in the mountains and disappear.
This gets me hard every time I read it.

>>43678431
I like maledom and abyssals but I greatly prefer the Night Gaunt. The yandere levels of clingyness to the point of anxiety if you aren't constantly playing with every inch if their body makes them my favorite monster.

>>43676158
Most definitely. Japs have been drawing erotica of the ring girl since before I was born

anon, all ancient evil need is dick
reason being is that they throw a tantrum since all their freinds are married but they are still single

>>43675640

>>43677514
>And I hear the hebi singing "baka mitai"
fify

>>43678692
Weeb.

>>43678748
He says, on /jp/

Monstergirl wedding dresses look like wedding dress themed stripper outfits to human eyes.

Be careful, I heard they are traps now that transport you to monster villages out of the blue

>>43677904
If every monster is yan then are any of them actually yanderes?

>>43675975
I like being the little spoon, so I don't mind.

>>43678818
Yes

>>43678857
True terror is realizing you’re all alone with your monster girl auntie and she just started miming a blowjob

>>43678881
Knowing myself, the moment I’d be alone with her is the moment I’d be pounding away until I go cross eyed and pass out

>>43678748
Where do you think you are?

WISH FOR A PRICE!
you get your waifu, but she talks like a bad 90s english dub

>>43678885
Your adoptive momster would absolutely set you up to be your smug auntie’s boytoy.

>>43678946
Well I’m bit greedy so…..

Sir, please do not unseal the fox. The world has changed drastically since she was initially imprisoned and she would need professional help to adapt to this new world

>>43678962
Imagine having a Kitsune momster whose Tanuki sister lusts after you.
Long supple legs, fat tits, a huge ass, mildly chubby from the beer, the glasses and a very dexterous tongue.

Lilim appreciation post, smug is made for fuggin

>>43678919
>Man climbs ladder for 15 minutes
SNAKE EATER

>>43678994
>having sex with a succubus
>she cums and drops her glamour
>It’s a goddamn Lilim
Fuck fuck fuck, that’s demon royalty her mom is gonna kill me.

>>43675975
I'm a skinny nerd who has not yet developed substantial wizard powers. A big fluffy monster would be nice, but I would need to find an alternative path to magic.

>>43679030
Given that pic, your manticore wife would probably take time after milking you unconscious to go get some magic books to surprise you with. They do make surprisingly sensitive wives.

>>43678605
>be Anon
>portals open
>didnt notice because watching tv
>Ring-girl starts climbing out of Anons plasma
>gets halfway out and Anon already has his D out and down her throat
>sheesh, at least let the poor girl finish crawling thru

>>43679003
>Succ was born with white hair+demon parts
>Uh yeah, I’m totally super important and stuff, my mom is DEFINITELY the demon lord
Yeah right. What would a literal demon princess be doing down in the slums?

>>43677952
H-Haha

>>43679114
creepy old MMO kot

>>43679114
>tease her for a childish incantation
>I will throw you into literal hell
The best ones to bully are the ones who fight back

>>43679057
Lilims go undercover to look for husbands often. Otherwise they'd all be chasing screaming terrified men all the time or dealing with strong but dumb order goons.

>>43678857
that's a very muscular fox

im going to introduce a penny farthing to MGE and ride around MGE being a delivery boy

I love elves.

>>43679307
They're pretty nice.

>>43679307
Elves got too much ego like dragons I’m throwing her into the abyss and if she doesn’t come out being a yandere elf by the end of the night then she isn’t the one.

>>43679341
I want to marry at least two of them, one light and one dark. But I'd probably go up to 4 or 5 if they came to me asking to join.

>>43678990
Pale-skinned, golden-haired supermodel-bodied adoptive kitsune momster! Caramel-skinned, dark-chocolate-haired, milf-bodied tanuki auntster!
Getting woken up by double paizuri!
Having your glans teased by their tongues writhing against it and each other!
Being in a three-way romance with psuedo-incestuous tones for you, and literally incestuous tones for them!
Coming home after school to your momster trussing up your auntster in shibari and spreading her tan labia for you to penetrate while she teases her sister's clit with her tongue!

>>43679307
Rather marry a thick dryad spirit than an elf, they're either tok haughty and treat you like dirt or too haughty and treat you like dirt. At least a tree spirit will treat you with a sense of dignity. Help your local forest grow and talk to your local elementals for more info today!

>>43679435
I remember there was a greentext about a planet full of elves that were drawn to the humans that chose to live there.

https://files.catbox.moe/8cynun.png

>MONSTERS

>>43679239
>fox
That's a gacha horse.

>>43679454
That is a floofy owl.

Ah I see the three days have ended.

Are secretary harpies only allowed to be secretaries? Can they be nurses, postwomen, or feather masseuses?

>>43679444
>they're either tok haughty and treat you like dirt or too haughty and treat you like dirt
Anti elf propaganda

>>43679509
It’s the truth all of them need to be monsterized.

>>43679435
>No bandit gang of Elves and Dark Elves to kidnap and gangrape me as a shota
PAIN

>>43679030
>Pic
I'm bald but at least I have a beard and don't look like this flamboyant flag. Having big paws on my head would be nice tho...

>>43679514
Wrong

>>43679506
They could be fast runners...

What's she singing anons?

You know the first human son to be born from a monster in MGE would most likely be from the abyss rather than from the demon lord herself do to all of its transmutative properties causing a son to be born.

>>43679586
It'd probably be an Echidna's son actually.

>>43679509
Look at those elves! Tormenting and humiliating that poor human man who got lost and wandered too far into elvish territory!

>>43679599
That too Echidnas are very strange monsters.

I think I cracked the code on how monsters can finally have sons ABYSSAL ECHIDNAS. Where the mixing of the two powers together from the birthing power of the echidna and the mutagenic power of the abyss will warp reality itself finally causing a son to be born from a monster.

>>43679586
That or a gremlin combining the DNA of the world's most evil monsters to create the most evil monster of them all.

>>43679603
Wrong, elves only love, nurture and care for humans.

>>43679586
Actually it’ll be from my wife

I want a Yeti monstergirl wife.

>>43679452
You mean this one?

>>43679835
Yeah, that's the one.

>>43679563
This https://youtu.be/RgFaK6ZQifE

>>43679901
Succubi scare me.

>>43679563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTMx9zjukfM

>>43679563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI

>>43679484
This is a Horse.

>>43680063

>>43680067
>malina's vodka breath
>zdrada's smoke breath

which one?

>>43680067
>Not Helltaker in the middle
Cringe!

>>43680063
>Don't care about centaur and their horse body that much
>But they tend to have HUGE boobs
I'm confused.

What makes you think you can beat a Lioness, anon? She's the Queen of the jungle.

>>43680174
I'd rather a lioness that wasn't from some dogshit gacha

>Anon, anon, anon! Guess what! I bought a Steam Deck!
>But why, Gremmy?
>Because it is a Zen 2 + RDNA 2 powerhouse, delivering more than enough performance to run the latest AAA games in a very efficient power envelope.
>Gremmy, you have 300 titles in your Steam Library and you never play any of them. Why did you spend 400 dollars on a machine that lets you not play them away from your computer?
>...
>So anyway I also ordered a new Tesla!
>What, how did you afford a Tesla?
>I sold the ol' Earthquake Machine
>You have an Earthquake Machine?
>Not anymore, but someone using the online handle "Bad_Vlad1917" does
>Gremmy I think it's time we talked about responsible internet use...
Okay anon, how will you do it? How will you convince a Gremlin that the internet is not her playground?

>>43680180
Here you go!

>>43680196
Better, now that's out of the way I could easily beat a Lioness. They're just overgrown cats when you think about it!

>>43680174
Because she's a quickshot

What was your first experience with monster girls? Mine was finding a demon girl femdom shit from hroz (think that's his name)

>>43680314
/d/ monster girl threads before they became a thing in /a/ with monster musume.

>>43680314
Scooby Doo and The Ghoul School.

>>43680314
greek mythology

>>43680314
the archer character in Rakion

>>43680314
various videogames and tv shows. I don't know what the earliest exposure, but the Shin Megami Tensei series more or less cemented my interest in them.

>>43680290
It is scientifically proven that the more time spent with a fluffy spider, the healthier a man is.

>>43680314
The anime hyper police

>>43680195
>You have an Earthquake Machine?
>Not anymore, but someone using the online handle "Bad_Vlad1917" does
Oh boy, can't wait to experience ARMA 3 IRL

>>43680314
Liru from Magipoka, been hooked on mamano ever since. Back then I didn't know what a monster girl was, I just knew I liked animal eared girls a need I didn't know I had and couldn't really understand until I found MGE.

>>43680314
Fapping to Gardevoir lewds on /b/, around 2007
Next one was MGQ in 2012, or the first "canon" monster girl experience

>>43680314
Rosario Vampire.
still fucking mad the Vampire won

>>43680441
what'd you expect?

>>43680462
Something good like the yuki-onna.

>>43680441
>best girl won
okay, so?

>>43680471
>Moka
>best girl
Get the fuck out with that. Even the Succuslut was better than half the character being a shitty moeblob.

>>43680482
then what was your favorite, let's hear your shitty opinion.

>>43680485
Mizore > All.

>>43680497
yuki-onna never win. or at least the two times i can think of

>>43680386
Damn, you're one of the 3 guys that bothered to play ArmA 3's story mode.

>>43680314
Either the latex slime milf Inque from Batman Beyond or Mystique from (and only) the first few X-men movies

>>43680503
One won in that one series I can't remember the name of. She had two toned black and white hair (the white bits looked a snowdrift over her hair) and yellow eyes

>>43680485
I still think that werewolf dude should’ve been a tomboy werewolf or something. That it’s weird to me they didn’t go down that path it just makes sense for a tomboy werewolf being the main love rival to Moka than a succubus. Where it makes me wonder if in the early concepts there was supposed to be a werewolf girl but they cut it out.
I know there was fanfic I read awhile back that revealed the werewolf was actually a reverse trap and was disguising as a dude to get closer to the MC.

>>43680563
post it faglord

>>43680574
I forgot what it was called and it will probably be a bitch to find again, but if I remember correctly the werewolf girl was a yandere and there was some violent scenes in the story.
But it’s been years since I read it so I could be misremembering and that I’m thinking of a different story I read.

>>43680598
>Has literally nothing to give, not even a website
I no longer care.

>>43680627
If I remember right it was either on fanfiction.com or Wattpad at least for the sites.

>>43680636
The perimeter has been breached, engaging anti mofu countermeasures

>>43680497
Silver Moka is best.
Btw Tsukune fell in love with the pink haired/outer Moka, not the silver/inner one, as Pink Moka is actually Akasha, who is Moka's mom.
At the end of the manga Pink Moka is gone, as the actual Moka (silver haired) remains, but gets pink hair strings so its implied the pink Moka slowly starts to come back. Technically Akasha, aka Pink Moka won in the long run.
Also the succumom and yukionna mom are hot too.

>>43680660
They both sucked.

>>43680652
Oh that's even less of a reason to give a shit.

I will go to Hagville and hold up a sign that says "END SHOTGUN MARRIAGES" while wearing a shirt that says "I will never have kids" and holding my AR-15 and wearing my Don't Tread on Me cap because I have the right to bear arms and we live under Democracy with the principles of FREEDOM and LIBERTY so I'm allowed to do that and nobody can stop me or touch me.

>>43680704
>I will go to Hagville and get myself raped
Ok

>>43680695
Still think the werewolf should’ve been a girl, that I will at least give credit to EMG for making all the monsters at least the ones that mainly interact with the MC all girls, still shit though.

>>43678990
>>43679437
the dream

>>43680739
Doesn't really matter when cuck cows and tranny eels exist.

>>43680747
Tranny eels? That’s a new one I know about the cuck cow, but tranny eels when does that come into play?

>>43680757
>Tranny eels
Msybey he meant leeches?

>>43680757
It comes into play when someone wants to derail the fucking thread. Look it up yourself and don't bring it up here again.

>>43680757
Sorry I forgot, it was a leech. I forget the chapter but because of crab's retarded fixation on making things "realistic" so the leech is a hermaphrodite.

>>43680767
ye, forgot which one it was.

>>43680778
>leech is a hermaphrodite.
I mean it's not like many would have been into a leech monster might as well use the joke.

>>43680774
Can't have it both ways if you can bring up discord eceleb drama orvwhatever that mess is than I'm not going to not bring up leech dics

>>43680786
Kill yourself.

>>43680671
shut up

>>43680757
>cuck cow
I only knew about the centaur incident.

>>43680803
>he doesn't remember EMG bending over backwards to justify the whore cow being in the right to beat up her "handler" and cheat by having the faggot MC grope her
It was a complete shitshow.

>>43680778
Ah I can see why EMG went down hill so fast. That they’re supposed to be monster girls you know fantasy beings they can be anything you want. God I hate “realism” so much man.

>>43680808
which cow was it? I honestly don't remember much since I lost interest when farm namek happened.

>>43680731
If they touch me they will be violating my constitutional rights and I can and will call the police on them.

>>43680823
The one that monsterboy faggot spams occasionally.

>>43680821
I mostly just focus on the scenario than the details, cause being cornered by crazed sheep sounds great

>>43680739
>I will at least give credit to EMG for making all the monsters at least the ones that mainly interact with the MC all girls
I wouldn't even consider a setting with commonly appearing monster males to be part of the "monster girl" genre, it's like the minimum requirement that sets it apart from standard fantasy setting beast people.

>>43680314
Felicia from Darkstalkers. I got exposed to the american cartoon at an early age long before the games.

For a more proper example, Mutio from Blue Submarine No.6

>>43680830
The scenarios are shit too, retard.

>>43680823
>Namek Cows
Green Holstaurs who have the strength to destroy the moon.

You will marry the elf
You will own a house in the forest
And you will be happy

I need spirituality with my monster girls.
I'm not going to worship dragon thighs or whatever freaky stuff you guys are into.
Gonna worship Poseidon with a nice vanilla Sea Bishop wife.

>>43680857
No way. There's no meaningful aspect in which an Elf is superior to a humble Troll.

>>43680857
Elves are not that big...

>>43680837
Yeah it ruins things, like i’m okay with temporary transformation stuff a human man does with his monster wife in the bedroom. But when you have actual male monsters show up that have been there from the start ruins things of the relationship between human men and monster girls where things don’t feel genuine.

>>43680314
Just at all?
Dusk till Dawn

>>43680883
It wasn't a suggestion.

I'm a fan of NTR.
Nice Trusting Relationships

>>43680930
That's good, cause I wasn't going to consider it anyway.

>tfw you asked for a trad wife but they matched you up with a tard wife

>>43680857
>You will own a house in the forest
In this economy?

>>43680956
Trad wife needs a trad husband, so it's only fitting that a tard wife gets a tard husband.

>>43680844
>doesn't want a whole farm to himself

>>43680976
stop replying to it

>>43680954
Stupid fatass Troll can barely fit in those pants. She needs to lay off the pies.

>>43681020
That Troll is wearing pants that fit her and she ate exactly the right amount of pie.

>>43680829
I don't know which one is that but I can guess its the brown one. Shame about EMG, but it is what it is.

>>43681090
If she bent over those pants would rip.

>>43681125
She should take them off before bending over anyway.

>>43680961
Old money. Literally. She's been saving for 200 years.

>>43681138
>shove juicy ass into unwearable jeans
>need to bend over to do something
>take off pants
Literal insane troll logic involving Trolls. That’s actually a first.

>ancient hags
>hags larping as lolis
>disgusting knife ears
>nasty fox tails
Hags deserve no love, no matter what form they come in. There's a reason they're so old and still unmarried.

Instead, get yourself a young kiki meido straight from the meido academy.

>>43681220
but I don't have the space or money for a maid, let alone an academy certified one

>>43680704
Hey anon can I come with you? I wanna record your brave stand against monsters and record it, y'know for documention, I totally won't sell it to a tankui

>>43681230
>maid monsters have to face the harsh reality that there's not enough masters to go round

>>43681230
You pay them by offering them room and board

>>43681245
they have to get soul crushing office jobs like the rest of us

>>43681245
>there's not enough masters to go round
And the maid class is starting to get desperate.

>>43681251
I don't have a room to board though

>>43675640
Do they have meds for widows, comrade?

>>43681245
And that's when the academy began offering Grooming as a minor.

>>43681261
>second night of feathers soon

Anons how did your tastes change over time? My favs initially were hellhounds, manticores, demons, and all slimes. Now my fav girl is a shog flayer chimera, don't get me wrong I still love all the others too though.

Mockumentary style cryptid hunting show that ends with the monster in question being found and fucked
>Sasquatch girl is found working as cashier at a small town convenience store and gets bent over the counter
>Chupacabra working as shepherd gets missionary in the middle of a field
>Jersey devil girl is just a normal devil wearing leopard print with an obnoxious New Jersey accent gets mating pressed in an ally way

>>43681271
I merely gain new appreciation for monsters

>>43681284
Based, a lot of Magus's shit did that for me. Never saw the appeal of slime carriers until his stories and that one fallen maidens game

>>43681271
If I could be bothered to edit this I'd replace the fire rat with a pyrow, but that's about it. That tends to be how I operate unless there's some major shakeup.

>>43681271
I got introduced to MGE with Manticore, but I'm a magicfag. Playing the wizard in any fantasy I get my hands on. Ended up loving the Sabbath. Familiars are my favorite.

>>43681291
>Dark priest
Dare I say based? Very uncommon pick

>>43681271
>>43681284
My favourite 3 and below have changed over time but my first two are still demon and pharaoh

>>43681298
I need monsters able to cut through my autism and I'm not concerned with this "vanilla" concept I see people bitching about. I've also loved succs of many varieties since before the MGE was a thing.

>>43681271
I had various monsters I liked, like the Shirohebi because I love yandere girls but none I really loved until the Night Gaunt came out. She fits all my fetishes.

>>43681271
I only remember that I really liked Yetis as a newfag before I found out about Jinkos. I still rank Yetis very high, but if I were to become a waifufag, it would be with a Jinko.

>>43681263
Surely you have a bedroom you sleep in, right?
She can sleep in there with you

>>43681271
I always liked dragons, but over time I've also found appreciation for more and more other high and mighty mge girls like wights and pharaohs.

>>43681271
Hmm thinking about all my tastes together with the Anubis and the Wendigo being at the top I would probably just go for a choco skinned Wendigo if they’re a thing out there.
Where she would have more darker colors like black hair and maybe she would either have a purple or black coat instead of white, then with me when I am transformed my skin would be a pale white color instead of blue like normal Wendigo incubi and my body would be thinner and lankier like actual Wendigos are like instead of hulking behemoths.

Would an automaton go off the rails like SHODAN did? But instead of doing horrible things she's making more automatons, sex cyborgs and sex mutants and is super into you, the hackerr

>>43681261
>Single man moves to MGC to get a decently paying job
>Made sure his boss was already married to make sure it wouldn't cause any issues
>The day he moves in he's basically jumped by several maids asking to get hired.
>Doesn't have the heart to tell them no but also doesn't really need a maid
>They try to start out competing one another
>Anon comes into work the next day with his new maid harem behind him
>Boss doesn't even scold him, she just nods in understanding

>>43681245
So a sad kiki holding a will work for work sign.

>>43681350
I can't share a bed with a maid! It's exploitative, unethical and I'm pretty sure there's laws demanding separate accommodation
plus it's too small for two people

>>43681441
No, it's perfectly legal, and the meidos were trained for such circumstances.
>the bed is too small
No such thing. You'll just have to cuddle up real close. Plenty of room, even if you've got a twin sized bed, and of course, you can always request a petite kiki.

>>43681293
I love the whole design of them too, and the whole master manipulator thing they got going on

Okay so why are bottom heavy lolis the strongest of them all?

I told my Shog she works too hard and that she should take a break and I introduced her to my gaming consoles and let her get on and now all she's been doing for the last three months is playing video games nonstop, I literally cannot get her to tear away from them now. She's become so lazy and doesn't even wear her maid uniform skin, she just sits up in t-shirt and panties skin all day playing games and eating Shogzza she makes from herself. What can I do to make my Shog stop being so lethargic? I feel like I've ruined her with my suggestions...

>>43681476
Low center of gravity.

>>43681480
Did you bother checking if there's a shog maid doing her job while the shog is also playing videogames?

>>43681271
My tastes haven't changed all that much, actually. Although, I would add Wonderworm to my favorites, I suppose.

>>43681480
Oh yeah, classic problem with Shogs, see they were so overworked by the Chaos Gods they used to serve that the slightest break can make them addicted to lazing around. See what you have to do is introduce some motivation, maybe hire a Kiki to take care of the work Shog isn't doing and she'll get jealous and get back to work because she feels threatened or like she's being fired.

>>43681476
They're the strongest in sex appeal, being the ideal combination of cute and sexy.

>>43681491
I didn't let Shog assimilate much of the house besides my bed so most of her mass is concentrated wholly on my couch in front of the TV. She's so lazy she won't even multitask...

>>43681523
I did this but my Shog has somehow infected the Kiki with her laziness, now they're both occupying my couch and spending all day playing the latest WWE game and eating Shogzza in their panties and t-shirts! They're both being very lazy! The problem is getting worse! What am I supposed to do now?!

>>43681562
>Didn't let her assimilate
Dude, your shog is depressed

>>43681562
Oof, looks like your Shog is broken dude. Yeah, total lost cause there, sorry there's nothing you can do. You might as well join Shog and Kiki in being lazy and give up trying to correct them at this point.

>>43681480
Join her anon, become lazy with your wife

>>43681583
Fuck off with your shit art, mick.

>>43681602
Don't reply to it. Don't pay attention to it.

Lilims don't play fair :( it's not right

>>43681583
This isn’t just bad but it’s extremely incomplete, that it’s fucking with my OCD and this is someone saying who isn’t fully proud of what they’ve drawn and know I need to improve.

>>43681271
>Anons how did your tastes change over time?
I now fantasize about most of them. Things like brushing a tail, lamia coils, wing hugs, love bites... I slowly started to appreciate everything about them over time. I didn't care for Dhampirs before but cool adventures and bestial blood driven lust is actually really hot. Didn't care about most types of succ but now I can easily fantasize about any of them. Even the normal and lesser ones.
Hell I can't even go through the sorter without realizing they're all good girls, I also didn't fantasize about harems but now it's just another thought. I think I've broken myself.

>>43681633
Gotta fight fire with fire

>>43681583
Makes people seethe so this is good. Very soulful too.

>>43681602
There is also the... let's call it fangame. Better than my art skills.
https://litter.catbox.moe/l1g049.webm
>>43681646
limit of my skills. Someday I'll find a youtube video on krita lineart advice.

>>43681562
Anon the solution is to beat them at vidya on the condition that they have to stop lazing if you win
Just make sure to win though cause losing means they get to rape you

>>43681649
Druella is cute!

>>43681646
yet you've not included any way to do that.

>>43681772
>don’t draw
>never make mistakes drawing
It works for me.

>>43681646
>>43681803
We don't respond to mick, anon.

>>43681856
what is good with this bird?

>>43681895
She hasn't heard the word.

It's 2023 already, where the FUGG is my government-mandated elf wife?!?

>be out hiking on nature path
>night hits faster than expected
>hear hooting in the distance
Oh shit.
Should I take off running now and hope I get far away enough for her to lose track of me or find somewhere to hide? Owl Mages can't track me by scent, can they? I'm in danger here guys come on help me out.

>>43681902
i think thats why her eyes are red

>>43681927
You should yell out asking for help, some kind maiden will help you

>>43681927
This is why you should always keep your safetywan close at hand

>>43681927
Don't run, Owl Mages are far faster than you, and don't hide because you'll make too much noise and she can hear basically everything. What you want to fo is remain completely still and she suddenly won't be able to see you, it's a weakness her kind kept from their ancient dinosaur ancestors.

>>43681927
if you're willing to yell her embarrassing summons the 35 year old magical girl lilim ranger will come save you

>>43680497
Yeah and it's not even close. The stalker aspect is too hard to beat.

>>43681971
Yeah. You can make this even better by staring at a point about a crouching head's height above the nearest large branch. Their eyes are basically programmed to ignore creatures staring into them because they aren't prey.

I'm going to sexually frustrate a salamander so I can get her tail hot enough to use for welding

>>43682051
i like when her tail burns blue in phase 2

I was hearing some horror stories from a maid from her rural town, this one was told by her uncle. It was very late in the night and the street was empty, he saw an extremely beautiful woman, with a dress that accentuated her curves. He couldn't help but talk to her on the small chance she was agreeable and asked her if she would like him to walk with her to wherever she was going. She turned to look at him and her eyes were bright red, with fire coming out of her eyes. He ran away immediately.

>>43681971
I tried this but I sneezed because of some pollen and she came right down like a missile and grabbed me. Now I'm being carried off to god knows where by her.
You guys tried.

How to tame a Hellhound

>>43682106
>implying she wouldn't just tear that thing off like wet paper unless it was magically enchanted

>>43682106
Cheap and ineffective. Put those hands to work and you'll see actual results.

>>43682126
Imagine the feel of her skin and muscles, grabbing the base of her tail and gently stroking. Making the big bad rape dog melt under your fingertips.

>put on my black robe, light tons of candles and draw a summoning circle out of salt
>gonna summon me a lesser Demon to be my servant because I think having a demon servant would be cool
>have silver dagger on hand just in case it goes wrong
>finish the incantation and the circle lights up with purple fire
>tfw a goddamn Lilim demon lord pops out instead of a weak demon easy to contain
>realize I had the demon summoning manual upside down when I read the words
>she walks right out of the circle and laughs at me for being so amateur
>panic and throw my silver dagger at her and she catches it and fucking breaks it in her hands without taking damage
FUCK

>>43682185
Theres only one way out of this Anon
Quickly do the ritual to bind her will to yours before she can turn the tables on you!

"Ooooh you so HANDSOME!"

>>43682209
>smokes pipe
2 pairs of tits
Maybe more

>>43682185
>FUCK
Hope you didn't exclaim that out loud for the Lilim to hear anon, she'll think that's why you summoned her and then no banishments will work! You're sweet ass is going to HELL!

What did we do to deserve this curse.

>>43682228
Don’t respond to it what are you doing!?

>>43682250
I'm getting drunk and getting ready to plow something I will regret for the rest of my life. Let the mamono mana sort it out

>>43682209
Gross your kisses taste like diarrhea...perhaps one more.

>>43681905

All right, Ryu. It's just you and me now. Ten years ago you took my shed. Did you think I'd forget that? Come on, bring it on!