/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who prints these pamphlets?

It's quiet. Too quiet...

>>43649424
this is why anon should stop hanging out with the local cats

>>43649424
that cat in the middle looks ready to rape if you tell her about gun safety.

>>43649445
>school is almost over
>cat delinquents try to break into the school's offices to change their report cards
>the plan goes awry and they have to pull out the guns
>dumb anon takes the opportunity to hand them pamphlets about gun safety
You'd be miffed too

Just accept hebi already anon, you will eventually so lets not waste time

>>43649486
What does a hebi even do all day? Sweep leaves/snow/dirt from the temple courtyard?

>>43649513
she writes fanfictions about her ideal husband who cuddles her and whispers sweet nothings to her

>>43649534
Hahaha, imagine how pathetic that would be. Like, would a man ever do this?

Why are most foxes shotacons?

>>43649513
she's actually a deep space signal analyzer working at a ryu's radar dish installation, she's got a lot of free time to hunt her hubby in between signals

>>43649537
You wouldn't? Imagine not flirting with a cute hebi!

>>43649544
Why would a Ryu have a radar dish for receiving signals from space? What's happening up in the mountains?

Sorry but hebis simply aren't soft enough

>>43649445
I want the one on the left to shoot me in the head repeatedly

>>43649554
but hebi is plenty soft?

>>43649552
ryu trying to adjust her weather affecting magic to planetary alignment, therefore increasing the chances that she can affect fate to ensare her perfect hubby

>>43649564
Oh, that's good. For a moment there I thought maybe Ryus came from beyond the stars and this explains why they don't fit into any taxonomic classifications on Earth.

>>43649554
All auntsters are very soft, maybe auntie hebi has a body fit for your taste

>>43649566
well, as a religious figure they are tax-exempt

>>43649569
Now THIS is soft

most people think that foxes only have one weakness, but the truth is that they have three: the three Ps. pampering, plump, and pregnant
>cant be doing evil if your husband is busy brushing your tails or cuddling with you
>cant take over the world if your weakness is the seeing a bar and grill and thinking about burgers
>cant have time for scheming if a little furball is tugging at your leg with another kicking in the womb
take these to heart and you'll be able to tame any ancient fox!

How do I lure a kraken to the beach? The waters are too infested with mersharks to take a boat out these days.

>>43649614
>get marker
>go out with boat anyway
>attract one of the really big ones
Well what do you know

>>43649554
Just jump into her coil and find out anon.
You might be surprised.

>>43649598
>cant take over the world if your weakness is the seeing a bar and grill and thinking about burgers
Then she will take over all the bars and grills, they need to pay their burger tribute to the great fox

>>43649668
Sneks are scary and unsoft
But the lady with closed eyes is also scary but very soft...

>>43649669
but that requires her to have self restraint, its your job to make sure she loses that!
>fox goes to take over bar and grill
>gets one whiff of the sizzling meat
>suddenly all malicious intent is lost
>fox leaves as full as a double stuffed oreo
>husband ready to bump that up to triple with his "secret sauce"

I love desert foxes

>>43649682
>fox in burger coma
>can't struggle as you grab her pudge
>belly becomes erogenous
>now cums when she is belly rubbed or even kicked from the inside
Oh no...

>>43649614
I'll take on those mersharks for you anon.
I'm gonna cut my arm and jump into the waters.

>>43649712
hm yes i neglected to mention that doing all three to her at once may cause mental pathways that border of fetishistic.
i suggest limiting her exposure to the three P's to two at a time, swapping when one loses effectiveness.
of course your fourth P is perfectly fine whenever.

>>43649727
>that border of
oops.
f and n arent even close...

>>43649740
Haku sensei has been deployed
Do not resist

>>43649719
Our first mate’s sacrifice won’t be forgotten in vain. We’ll give you a viking’s funeral (marriage ceremony) for you and your new mershark wife when dusk falls.

>>43649440
The hunger grows stronger.

>>43649440
Oh no! Little Wendi fell asleep in the snow again, best take her inside to make sure she doesn't get buried

You know the Wendigo being a abyssal girl makes sense to me because compared to other monsters in folklore the legends of the Wendigo is surrounded by TF stuff even if you take away the Ithaqua idea.
Though I’m pretty sure when KC was making the Wendigo he mixed both lore together for you have this that sounds like the hunger of the actual Wendigo just in a lewd way.
>It is said that after a while an unusual phenomenon will happen even to those that managed to safely leave the snowy mountain. They will experience anxiety and a feeling of depression like something is lacking, while at the same time their lust swells remarkably. Eventually they will begin to hear the voice of the girl calling out to them.

>>43649891
The old ones are a-calling

>>43649669
dumb fox, stop eating so much

>>43649598
The formula: W = 3 x P + A
Four weaknesses.

She caught one

Flip the script on jungle kots and "sacrifice" them instead. I bet that'll impress the crowd at the temple

>>43649964
... a?
whats the fourth weakness.

>>43649991
A stands for anal?

>>43650016
no those are memekots, foxes are fans of more traditional holes.

>>43649982
It's the curving tails that get to me. That and every aspect of the first image (before and after).
Reminder not to trust foxes. She probably just wants a quick fuck, and will leave him a broken slave afterwards.

>>43649982
>Those eyes
Either that boy is hypnotized or he’s a entity hiding out as a regular boy, yes I watched too many of those Mort theory videos that revealed Mort was Death.

>>43650063
He's confirmed hypnotized

>>43650063
hypnotized by the orb.

>>43650067
Okay it’s just those eyes look too fish like to me that gives me a unnerving vibe, though it is manga drawn so the details are going to be a little different with eye designs.

Demons are the best type of monster girls
I am writing this out of my own free will and not because I'm contractually obligated to.

>>43649693
Are they as silly as those winter foxes who enjoy diving into the snow?

>>43650127
Dragons are the coolest after all

>>43650127
dragon girls REALLY need to stop using dopple-magic to copy themselves and gloat about their pre transformation form.
it makes the other ancients really sad.

>>43650079
Get some sleep. Stop watching game theory vids late at night.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43650222
Technically not game theory but the theorizer, though I’m pretty sure not a lot of people here heard about him though thinking about movies in general I wonder what popular movie scenes would monster girls act out the most with their husbands.

You wont weasel your way out of this one.

>>43650268
But, what does it mean when she asks you to "top-up her batteries"?

>>43649987
>Anon pins down the chubby priestess and mating presses her
>The skies darken
>A cold wind blows
>A kid dropped their ice cream
>These are all portents of doom
>The goddess must be appeased
>The sacrifice of the 3 oldest priestesses virginities will placate her
Hope you enjoy hag cats

Today is a bad day, I hate 3D so much

Help yeti-chan lose her winter weight y/n?

>>43650599
How is this achieved?

>>43650478
I wonder what could a human girl say to anger a chesh that much.

>>43649982
I'm clearly too old for this crowd.

>>43650663
Talk shit about her bf.

Being a male prostitute in MGC sounds like it's all fun and games until you get a vampire who's addicted to your blood. Calling you in the middle of the night so she can get a sip.

>>43650736
Being a male prostitute
We call those, faggots

STOP! THIEF!

>>43650599
No hamburgers for a week and 24/7 cuddles in the snowy mountain

>>43650753
My bicorn pimp(wife) just calls me boytoy for rent

>be me
>around 1000 years old, born in pre-DL Mist Continent
>secluded cultivation on mountaintop
>peaked at Nascent Soul, can't into Spirit Severing, too attached
>descends to check on that ancient spirit herb plot
>instant lossed by horny jinko the moment my foot leaves the barrier array
She didn't even let me finish my "toad that wants swan meat" catchphrase

>>43650915
And now you'll never be able to ascended. Get fucking nene'd

Watch, this lilim is gonna preform a trick for her sister!

>>43651016
Okay?

Would you an undead oni?

>>43651016
Ta-daaaa!

An atheist dies mid-coitus with a kitsune. He's shocked to discover that upon death he is in heaven. He asks St. Peter as he's being let in why this is the case, since he was an avowed atheist.
St. Peter replies, "Of course you're allowed in!"
"There's no atheists in fox holes!"

>>43651027
Oh no!

>>43651023
I don't see why not.

>>43651023
Sure, I can warm her.

>>43651023
She looks like she doesn't like me

>>43651023
i prefer undead beetle

>>43650958
But that just means I've got a dao partner...right!?

>>43651023
I thought undeath brought about softness, why is she so shredded?

>>43650915
I don't understand cultivation, can't you just make potions that increase your skills and make stronger potions?

>>43651108
It DID bring softness. She is a 'uge fatty now compared to how she looked while alive. Try not to mention it to her as she thinks it's embarrassing.

>>43649411
This image makes me horny in a way I never thought anything could.

>>43651130
Don't fall for the "cute fox gf" propaganda.
They're ALL cunning vixens.

>>43651023
Yes.

>>43651139
That's a wolf.

>>43651119
You need ingredients to make potions. Higher grade potions need higher grade ingredients, which are usually refined by millenia, making it a constant shortage. Some of these ingredients can even fight back on par with a high rank cultivator. And overusing pills tend to cause cultivation to stagnate.

>>43651212
Only slightly better.
>Overly clingy
>Eats too much meat
>Won't stop awooing at night
>Will want no less than 11 pups

>>43651259
This isn't what Hodd Toward promised me...

>>43651029
So does that mean there’s the reverse where Christians/People of Faith are in fox holes and get more powerful the more they fuck foxes?

>>43651352
helmet full of matango spores?

>>43651373
That would also mean a faithful man that get into a fox's hole in a foxhole thats in a fox's hole(den) would be ^³ more powerful
Truly terrifying

>>43650063
i assume whats in the paper latern is his soul and his body is following the paper heart to grab it

>>43650447
i'll go up there and rape the taco goddess herself so she stops being a big baby

>>43651023
yup but those muscle will go after i got my hands onn her

>"Did I drink too much?" he pondered aloud, the sound of his voice breaking the eerie silence.

Someone post the bogey saggers please

>bring home your girlfriend
>mom recognizes her as the creepy woman that drooled over you when she was at the maternity ward

>>43651671
These?

>>43651680
Yes good fucking LORD

>>43651677
>tfw she alwas was there,
>She just transformed her appearance to a different person
>your nanny, your wetnurse, your tutor, your teacher, your professor
>They were all her

>>43651761
"I love you, Mrs. Doubtfire!"

>>43649411

>>43651817
I wonder what purple goo butt smells like.

>>43651845
Grape

>>43651783
Damn your old, anon

>>43649669
>I'm sorry miss fox i don't think this relationship will work out, i can't afford your eating habits. Sorry.

Haku buts she half bogie or kakuen but she’s an automaton tutor model
Which one?

>>43651976
So this thread:
>won't give foxes burgers
>won't give them cum
>won't even give them headpats
So I guess you just want foxes to die! You hate them!

>>43652067
Eh, I'd give a fox a burger, maybe a headpat or some light brushing.

But I'm more of a Cheshire man m'self. Or an Ushi Oni.

>>43652067
Cum, headpats, and tail brushing is cheap. Mountains of burgers for every meal aren't.

>>43649569
Why is she not wearing the lower part of her swimsuit?

>Quest failed
Or...
>Speech Skill Check failed

>>43652144
New Quest added: obtain pancakes

>>43652058
I don't see a downside in the Bogietaku.

Spooky Sexy Skeletons send shivers down your spine

>>43651621
"No... no I didn't" he says as he takes another swig from his bottle of wine

I love extremely soft monsters

>>43652366
I shouldn't stick my dick in that.
HOWEVER

Please say something nice to this nursehound, she's had a long shift

>>43652550
Every hospital needs a nurse like this.

>>43652550
She's got a collar, so she already has an owner. No reason to be nice to her, especially since she's just hanging out in a fetish outfit (nurse uniform). I'd probably just call her a bitch, since she is a female dog, and tell her to home and fuck her husband instead of being a huge cocktease.

>>43652579
And thats the story of why Anon's visit to the hospital sucked as none of the staff was gentle with him and the food seemed extra sucky

>>43652579
>No reason to be nice to her
That kind of behavior makes another nurse conclude you need a correction for being rude to her coworker.

>>43652579
you need a reason to be nice to people?

Nurses are scary
I want to go home

>>43652644
but, anon, doc lich says you are still sick

>>43652670
Mortality is not an illness!

>>43652058
gimmie that monkey knowledge, i'm ready for my projectiles to get +1 pierce against bloons(condoms)

>>43652670
I don't need "medical assisted dying" for a nose bleed

>>43652670
Doc lich is scary too

>>43652693
>>43652707
anon, she is not a candaian lich, shes an american one, so calm down before we have to get bessie to restrain you

Post more shirohebis!

>>43652723
That's even worse! I don't want my hospital bill to be in the millions! I shall seek alternative medicine instead!

>>43652723
Who is bessie, who are you?
Let me go I want to go home.

>>43652693
Then how come everyone who has it dies?

>>43652723
>shes an american one
Even worse, now she's going to charge me all my life saving for telling me I have a cold.
Can't I get one of those nice European ones? What about one from Scandinavia?

>>43652579
Lets get the 8ft tall Hellwan nurse for this unruly patient, he made the gentle normal sized Hellwan nurse cry.

>>43652735
>Alternative medicine
>Have to buy mist continent medicine from that shady nuki merchant
>It's all aphrodisiacs

>>43652766
i've heard good things about the acupuncturist manticore

>>43652735
>>43652740
>>43652740
>>43652748
depolyng bessie
dont resist
dont worry about payment
this is Free* after all

>>43652872
>asterisk
W-what's the catch?

>>43652900
well, the doc needs to let off some steam, every once in a whiel....

>>43652921
I'm running

>>43652900
they make you wash dishes in the cafeteria

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

>>43652937
anon, i dont thin you are going anywhere
a cow wock is at the door

>>43652972
They probably give nice footjobs.

>>43652977
no way she can fit through

>>43652579
If you were nice to her, maybe she would've introduced you to one of her single sisters, but fat chance of that now

>>43652977
The window it is

>>43653027
thATS WHY YOU ARE STUCK INSIDE
>>43653044
lmao what windows

>>43652998
How indecent! Her energy core is exposed!

They told me to call my state politicians about current issues so I’m anonymously gaslighting the local Lilim about how fat she is through 4 VPNs, 2 fake IDs, 5 burner emails, 3 sets of voice modulators, an AI voice generator, and help from a cheshire cat and her husband who thought it’d be funny

>>43652972
>genki middle sister to play around with all morning, always ready for another round
>gentle younger sister for lap pillows in the afternoon and bending over ever surface
>kuu older sister to spoil in bed in the evening and be spoiled by as she treats you as her precious little spoon
>all three of them loving their wonderful husband as a family, relieved that they'll never have to part

>>43653070
but i iike my chubby bunny that way tho, keep talking smack and some not so friendly piggies are going to teach you about weight

>>43649440
What other phrases precede unfortunate events?
>It's not like I have to worry about being a father any time soon

>>43649891
Also could be a reference to Ithaqua’s loneliness too.
>It is suggested that Ithaqua has the ulterior motive of desiring offspring to assuage his bitter loneliness, as he is the only one of his kind.
That in a way (You) are a Ithaqua looking for your Wendigo wife to fill the void of bitter loneliness you’re feeling of what the profile is describing.

>>43653131
>Hold my beer
>What's the worst that could happen?
>There's no such thing as [insert mysterious species here]

>>>43646139
Nice to see how Yerba's drawing skills have increased in such a short period of time

>>43653151
Leanan Sidhe bless those who work hard.

>>43653096
But anon, Senator Lilim needs to be reminded what’s gonna happen to those abs if she keeps wining and dining with the local satyros vineyard owners!

>>43649614
Fact: you can kill the kraken with a karate chop.
https://youtu.be/m-zndhwFcQY

>>43653131
>I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

>>43653225
what abs....lmao

>>43653234
Thought this was a corn stalk

>>43653241
Appeal to a lilim’s pride and narcissistic tendencies and she’ll have them soon enough, same way you deal with any high level monster

>>43653265
lmao not with me, she will be nice, soft, pudgy and spoiled

>wurm comes out the ground and grabs me
>says that she was taught that the first human she sees she must take as her husband
>ease her back a bit and explain to her stupid self that she can't do that and she gets confused
>explain to her that a husband is special and should be somebody she knows and loves, and that she shouldn't just go willy nilly grabbing just any stranger and declaring them to be her husband, explain that she needs to go on dates first and get engaged before sealing such a pact
>dumb wurm looks a bit sad at first but then nods in understanding and leaves me alone
>goes back into the ground
Hopefully that Wurm went and found a husband the right way. Me personally, I'm just glad she's not bothering me anymore, I don't like dumb monsters.

>>43653311
>tfw anon got a stalking wurm

>>43653328
>every time anon turns around, he sees his stalker wurm
>just peeping her head out and watching him in awe
>no matter where he is, she's there
>anon dreads the day when stalking wurm decides she has seen enough

>>43653372
>whenevers it's his birthday, he wakes up with a present from the stalking wurm
>And its exactly what he wanted
>and for some reason, her once dark green scales are turning white.....

>>43653372
I don't think she understood the point about getting to know a guy first before trying to marry him...

Idk but this pic makes me laugh a little.

>>43653455
Papa Wendi can be intimidating to people who don't know him

>>43653388
>hebiwurm
Anon you just doomed us all

>>43653426
>>43653426
she did tho.... she knows what he liks and doesnt, his mornng rountine, his sleeping breathing patern, his favorite drink, his boss, his job. his coworkers and their names.....
>>43653468
it tends to happen when all a wurm does is watch but not touch or interact

>>43653468
Or rather, saved us all from the affections of this particular creature.

>>43652977
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>43653455
Whitehorn:
>What the fuck are you doing here?!

>>43652366
Can slimes be evil? I thought they were all neutral.

>>43653605
What is evil anyway?

>>43653605
more mischievous than evil

What if I let slip to a Monster that I have a problem with masturbation bordering on addiction?

I just wanna be the jaded war veteran that a genki salamander determined is the best mentor and she won't take no for an answer.

>>43653641
>wasting semen is no good anon
>let me correct you

>>43653641
ms raiju is the #1 addict and she'll prove it to you

>>43653641
Kiki will give you a place to store the excess semen you produce.

>>43653605
Dark Slimes are very evil. Don't believe their lies.

>>43653667
She would just masturbate for you while fingering herself.

>>43653692
i can fix her

>>43653641
A Manticore will think you enjoy getting milked over and over

And that is a good thing

>>43649411
https://twitter.com/SituationSucc
>When you order Shikibus from Wish.com

>>43653732
Wish.com in MGC would probably be filled with genies fulfilling really dumb wishes

>>43653722
I dunno, I ain't no faggot.

>>43653819
What do even the monster girl police do in MGC when the crime rate is at like 0%?

Horse

>>43653852
Pussy

>>43653838
two things.
1. stop the few cheshires that want to prank the "rehabilitation home for order brainwashed adults"
2. look cute

>>43653838
>when the crime rate is at like 0%
Then why did I get arrested for assault when all I did was brush a fox's tail in the subway?
She was asking for it too.

>>43653868
>arrested for assault when all I did was brush a fox's tail in the subway
That's weird, you should have been charged for aggravated rape.

Hebis are for __________.

>>43653867
>"rehabilitation home for order brainwashed adults"
They told me it was just a summer camp. I don't want to go there anymore. How do I cancel my stay?

>>43653838
sometimes missing persons reports are filed when anon goes missing for a couple weeks
they usually turn back up after the extended honeymoon period is over

>>43653914
Sex.
Is that what you wanted to hear anon? That they are made for sex? I'm going to have sloppy sex with one until she stop being yan. Which is never going to happen so I'm never going to stop having sex with her.
They are made for sex and sex alone.
Also petting on the head, but that's beside the point.

>>43653914
Teasing until they make the first move.

>>43653914
joining my harem.

>>43653838
They have a specialist Rape Squad with an impressive 100% clear-up rate
>100% of Single Anons they find are definitely going to be raped

>>43649411
Oh no

>>43653868
meanwhile if the foxes touches you she's all 'diplomatic immunity'

>>43653234
That guy draws the best snake tails out of almost any other artist

But MAN

Is he a fuckin' weirdo

>>43653981
if that fox touches me out of diplomatic immunity she's getting a(n un)healthy dose of america (free burger pass for ALL restaurants in the area)
either she decides to stay on her own free will or she becomes embarrassed that she prefers greasy burgers over tofu and stays out of shame.
whatever happens, that tail will be mine.

>>43653932
Gonna grab her hands to make her stop, apply plasters and scold her for hurting herself like that

>>43653547
That ln art is part of a series, she found his daughter and invited them for tea
>whitehorn picks up a lost hungry wendi and cuddles her
>papa wendi towers over her, whitehorn is freaking out internally while little wendi is still happy

>>43654030
This one.

Hahahaha I turned all your monster waifus into marketable plushies what will you do now.

>>43654168
Buy

>>43654168
Oh shi

>>43654168
i'll take a dru. i like those fancy marked up succs

lim
sex

>>43654030
>"hellooo"
>"stretchy meat?"
>"no stretchy...?"
>sad wendigo noises

i want to sleep under a white horns body, they look like they would make nice blankets

>>43654240
Mmmmm, soft belly fur

>>43654201
>Poke your eye
And that why I don't like monsters and their kind

>>43654251
Nothing sexual about it, its just about comfort!

>>43654308
We all know what you're after, anon.

>>43654322
piping hot

Help! I accidentally attracted a huge grizzly bear to my camp site by leaving out jars of jelly, peanut butter and honey! I was trying to get a raccoon girl to come to me but now this giant bear is outside my RV and she's shaking it around and telling me to come out so she can "snu snu" me! I don't want to get mauled by a bear! What do I do?!

>>43654411
Come out, and when she tries coming closer to you, raise your hands to make yourself look bigger and scare her.

>>43654411
play dead

>>43650736
>Male prostitute
Anon you're going to be enslaved by the first girl that ""hires"" you

>>43654411
Say that You only.like racoons

>>43654240
>ask this to a white horn directly
>she shyly agrees to it, blushing hard
>starts flirting with you once you’re nestled under her

>>43654431
But his bicorn wife already owns him

An elf.

>>43654451
despite many claims to the contrary it turns out that pimping is easy

>>43654431
I'm gonna sell myself on the MGC slave market and watch as nobody is is even willing to pay 5 bucks for me.

>>43654467
>You already have a harem
>Your bicorn wife just got a prostitute roleplay fetish
>She goes full out and buys to best pimp drip there is
>"Sell" you to your other wives
>"Makes" a ton of cash doing so (you all share the same bank account)
>"damn, pimping is easy, wouldn't you say so anon?"
>Muffled groans as anon is forced to cum for the 8:th time tonight
>"Yeah, this shit's too easy"

>>43654415
>>43654425
>>43654432
Did all three of these in this order and she still snatched me up anyway! Wtf you guys none of this helped me at all and now I belong to a bear hag!

>>43654411
Hide under the covers, everyone knows monsters can't get you if you're under the covers

(You) all deserve so, so much corrective rape

>>43654523
Shoot the thing, break is leg and run

>>43654547
Those kots need a officer (me) top help them

>>43654578
Oh, I know. I'm interviewing candidates as we speak!

>>43654578
Fuck off with your dead meme

>Portals set to open tomorrow at dusk
>Pic related will be your view (just swap out your favorite mamono)
>They've been preparing for the portals to open for over a year
>Delay after delay
>Each one of you already has a future wife who's learned and studied you
>She knows your native language, but speaks it with a thick accent
>They've been blueballed over and over again for the past year, constantly being told that the portals will open in a few days
>Her lust will make her so coomerbrained that she won't even be able to speak properly
>You won't understand her
>You will be the target for immense lust
>You'll probably pass out very quickly
>It will be very rough
>It will be very passionate
>She probably won't even be able to let out a coherent sentence for a couple days of snu snu
Good luck

ear covers let you know she's a respectable young maiden

>>43654610
Thanks for signing up salty boy

>>43654543

>>43654653
IMPOSSIBLE! Humanity is doomed....

>>43654616
I think if my waifu took me without holding back I'd lose my mind bros

>>43654610
The things a succ is gonna to do you anon will make even the most degenerate monsters blush

>>43654616
>few minutes from supposed opening
>floor is more or less a puddle, several monsters have already broke and started shaking the gates
>"sorry ladies, due to a last minute compli-"
>suddenly, mass hysteria
>"girls girls please it'll only be a few more days! we have to calibrate-"
>the horde breaks through and forces open portals themselves
>due to a lack of calibration its complete chaos as monsters are dumped everywhere, most within a 10 mile vicinity of their husband.

>>43653914
Deep and passionate love

>>43654697
Nothing, because I don't like succ. Now fuck off already

>>43654719
What monster you like?

I don't want to jinx it, but
did anyone else notice how the thread got A LOT better and calmer since Friday's mass deletion of posts? Like barely any deleted posts since then

>>43654701
Imagine how disappointing and amazing it would be for a monster to drop into your room and run after a different guy, just to get claimed a few hours later by your waifu

>>43654741
I didn't sadly, hopefully you right tho

>>43654719
You're so happy and pleasant, you won't even be able to remember your name or the weekday when we're done

>>43654462
Elves age like fine wine.
I feel bad for young elves, they stand no chance against older generations.

>>43654745
>kiki drops into your room
>"WHAT IS THIS MESS?"
>"h-huh?"
>"CLEAN IT! YOURS WILL BE HERE IN A FEW HOURS"
>she opens the window carefully and jumps out
>spend the next few hours cleaning the house wondering what the fuck that was about
>flop back into bed
>right as you start to relax your waifu, practically feral, jumps through the window.
>she would have broke it if the kiki didnt come first.

>>43654741
>>43654753
Yeah, a certain Irish gentleman is no longer here, as near as I can tell.

>>43654719
> You in a little bit.

Never trust foxes.

>>43654741
What a little bit of moderation can do, hope it's gonna stick. Or at least let's enjoy it while it lasts.
How about we think of something nicer, like cute fresh water fishies?

>>43654814

>>43654782
At least we still have breathfag to keep things spicy

>>43654814
Foxes never betray

>>43654735
Why?
>>43654759
Nope, keep that kind of mindbreak shit for you. Not everyone is like or tolerate this
>>43654782
What you don't understand in I don't like this race of Mamono

>>43654856
Holy ESL.

>>43654856
>Not everyone is like or tolerate this
ESL-kun, feel free to ignore posts you don't like. What he posted was not one of the things universally despised here.

>>43654856
Well, then what kind of mamono DO you like?

I should do this as well

>>43654879
Chesh, rata, werecat, kiki and bunyip

>>43654917

>>43654920
>human hands
>no leg fur
>stockings to mimic chesh fur
This is a human woman pretending to be a monster. Do not trust!

>>43653311
>Like a minute after posting this, Anon got claimed by the same wurm.
You were special to fer by the merit of being the first male she saw

>>43654891
Everything not covered by your blanked is fair game to the monster under your bed.

>>43654741
Eh, I doubt it will last, it's not like they're gonna range ban him, so it won't stick.

>Jubjubbing with your jubjub to make more jubjubs so they can jubjub too

You know they're coomerbtains when the name of their species is named after the sound made in sex

>>43654939
I want to lublub the jubjub

Contrary to their color, I like to think jubjuds smell more like peaches 'n' cream. Well, the unmarried ones anyway. Married ones just smell like cum and sweat.

>>43654939
>You know they're coomerbtains when the name of their species is named after the sound made in sex
I thought it was from a lewis carroll book, but if you told them their names are just a sex onomatopoeia they'd definitely believe you.

>>43654975
Isn't that what the encyclopedia entry says? I thick so, but I can't remember

>>43654939
The fuck kind of noises are you making during sex to make the sound "jubjub" anon?

Let's see those bogies, boys!

>>43654988
Wet noises, jupu jupu... jubjub.

>>43654782
Oh shit the jannies actually got rid of him?

I hope he'll get better away from MGE, dude was hurting himself really bad. I legit have no hard feelings against the guy despite it fucking annoying the shit out of me.

>>43654984
>I thick so

>>43654778
At least my waifu is a shog so I wouldn't have to worry about repairs

>>43654939
Jubjubs can't flly in the rain.
Their feathers are specialized for absorbing cum and thus lost their waterproof coating.

>>43654993
I want to fuck this clown

>>43655008
I think it's time I go to bed.

>>43655020
Get in line

>>43654993
I bet bogies have the best boss battle theme.

>>43655016
Why fly when hubby carries you around all day?

If you want to fuck clowns just turn each other into girls

>>43655028
Get your own clown

>>43655036
>Drink dopple potion
>Make clone drink temporary alp potion
>Clone turns into clow
>Fuck clown
>Win

>>43655038
I'll give you a bogie of your own. In fact, I'll make it double. Two bogies! But I get this one. Just uh, give me like 16-20 years okay? You can wait for awhile right?

>>43655008
I'm not thick. The only thick part about me is my skull.

>>43655049
No
I want a clown now

>>43655055
I understand, but if you give me some time, I can get your more than one! Just wait a bit please. Thank you

>>43655069
You trying to set up anons for marriage with your clown daughters you tricky bastard.

>>43655069
I want a clown now
I don't have the time to wait for a loli clown, I'm sorry

>>43654578
is that that meme reference of?

Replacing a hellhounds beef jerky with fake beef jerky with your chesh friend

>>43654939
I bet being hugged by a jubjub would feel nice, they're wings look so soft.

>>43655154
>Dried mushrooms instead of beef
>Hallucinogenic mushrooms at that
Cheshires always take it a step too far.

>>43655154
i need jubjub hug, bunyip hug and a dorome hug for science

>>43655163
>spikes food with shrooms
That wasn't nice of her. What if someone has a panic attack after eating them? I just hope they're wonderland sexy mushrooms that make you see boobies or something.

Gonna spray a Hellhound with a hose to back her off of me! Hellwan won't feel so rapey when her flames are extinguished!

>>43654818
Every day, I just think of swimsuit sex with Sahu. Just the mental image of her making cute noises in my ear makes life worth living.
The fish is the best.

>>43655187
You fool
You're just getting raped while she's wet

I wanna be molested for better grades by my succubus high school teacher, sucking down my shame and just telling people she’s tutoring me, only to wind up with her becoming my “tutor” in college too because everyone thinks she did great with me in high school.

>>43655163
>She also threw raging mushrooms in and teleports anon in front of her when she takes a bite
Truth is...game was rigged from the start. Never trust a Chesh if you're a single man, even if she's taken

>>43655208
>Thinking she hasn't claimed you as hers
Silly Anon

https://imgbox.com/g/slqtJzjrIb
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>>43655275
>that Alp
I'm not gay but...

>>43655283
Anon, it's not gay to have sex with women

>>43655295
It's still going to be fucking awkward cumming balls deep in her (formerly him), shouting
>GET PREGNANT
and then realizing it used to be a dude

>>43655275
>ice baphomet
>wet manticore
>holstaur hugs
good week

>>43655311
And what's weirder is she actually gets pregnant
Weird, huh?

>>43655311
>Don't know what to say during sex
>Yell "GET PREGNANT" as you cum
>She has a mind shattering orgasm
>Moments pass
>She starts laughing about how cringe you are and don't know how to talk sexy to girls
>Asks if she knows how to talk sexy to guys
>Silence
>Starts doing poor porn lines in desperations
>You're both cringe

>>43655275
I don't remember, did Legit's pics get into a gallery before? Good for him either way.
Also damn, what are they feeding those Greenworms now?

>>43655372
Fatass Greenworm, I want to hug her so bad.

>>43655372
I think I saved a few, not sure if I got them all though. Sometimes I just scroll quickly through the thread and don't even look at the images.

>>43654616
I just came out of surgery a few days ago. My only hope is that she would be gentle enough.

>>43655356
>"My pussy is taking the shape of your cock!"
>"If you cum now, I'll definitely get pregnant!"
>"The tip of your dick is kissing my womb!"
It'd be hard not to laugh.

>>43655443
This is why gags were invented

>>43655453
I bet even her moans are cringe.

>>43655389
>fatty greenworm made fun of by all her friends because she'll be too heavy to fly as a papillon
>she just shrugs it off, thinking that the chrysalis will burn the weight
>chrysalis day comes for her
>they were right
>she's now sitting on the couch pouting...
>trying to figure out if its more comfortable to cross her arms above or below her gigantic breasts
how do you console her, anon?

>>43655443
>If you cum now, I'll definitely get pregnant!
I feel like that one at least would make you sigh but also nut harder.

>>43654996
This is what they do

why are the dumb ones so hot?

>>43655480

The Griffon hassling me
>"Human, have sex with me!"
Me
>"No."

Don't let Monsters boss you around. Take control or your own destiny. Man up qnd face them down. Against your bravery they can do nothing.

>>43655500
This only works if you fucks with the potion stuff.

>>43655410
I don't think I got all of them either and I didn't check the galleries to see if they're in, but here's the ones I got saved, might still have missed some from the ones in my folder.
https://imgbox.com/g/KL5gQ6fWPG

>>43654778
>answer the door to a huge ushi-oni holding a little piece of paper
>she tries to read it a few times before giving up and just handing it to you
>it's an address a few streets away, so you get your phone and show her the map
>she shakes your hand vigorously before charging off down the street
>a few hours later, you hear another knock at the door
>you answer and are immediately tackled by your waifu
>Mrs. Ushi pokes her head through the doorway and waves at you

>>43655575
monsters would help me find my love, it's good to help them too

>>43655480
ignorance is bliss

>>43655494
>rock
>snack
>is also retarded
did a wurm give birth to a male who then fucked a kot?

>>43655462
I put my head between her gigantic breasts

It's the Scuttlebutt!

>>43655644
I'm going to scuttle her butt alright

Me hiding in a white ghillie next to a snow mound waiting for the local Yeti to cross by so I can slap her on her big brown ass
As a prank of course

>>43655644
Knowing the hit box on that shit she probably just smacked an Anon about 25 meters away.

>>43655660
Into the river, along with his fishing rod and tackle box, that'll teach him to fish in her river!

>>43655660
they know i can't resist a good hipcheck

I want to bully a alp Pyrow by knocking her up.
Just as a prank

What will you do for your Monster wife on her birthday?

ded

>>43655853
Impregnate her

>>43655246
I want to see her get smugger as she sees my shame after a titfuck

>>43655853
BBQ just for her, as much as she wants. Also buy her a cake.

>>43655861
Ugh, another year with the same gift.

>>43655853
I will create a beautiful crystal cave for her then impregnate her while we’re inside the crystal cave I made for her.

>Post portal
>Things seem normal enough, mostly human male and monster couples moving in to the neighborhood, I reckon I am the last single guy in my apartment block, I don't go out much but to go to the store and run my business so I don't get much time to meet single monsters in my area
>The post office has been hiring and I was taken aback by the new Hellhound lady behind the counter
>I nervously try to handle my business while visibly sweating
>My hand brushed up against her paw while making my transaction
>I finish my business and quickly leave
I am safe right?

>>43655937
Yes, a hellhound keeps her mate extremely safe. People play up the sexual aggression but they're also very protective doggos.
And excellent moms.

>>43655945
I am gonna wake up with the Hellhound mail lady in my bed I bet.

>>43655937
Did her eyes flame up?

>>43655954
No, but if you get a refrigerator-sized First Class package you may want to stretch out and hydrate before opening it.

>>43655958
I was too nervous to look her in the eyes for more than a second, I was too busy not trying to stare at her breasts and paws, I think she did notice I was looking there.